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littlebitofdnd · 1 month
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Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 2 months
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Lips of an Angel: Chaggie
Charlie: (flops face first onto the bar) UuuUUUuuUgGgGgggHh!!!
♦️Husker♣️: (mixes a Shirley Temple and slides the glass over to Charlie)
Charlie: (hand makes random grabby motions until she finds the drink and practically rips it off the counter so she can suck on the straw childishly)
Angel: What's got your panties in a twist?
Charlie: Thank you for not saying taco.
Angel: (shrugs) Meh. It's only funny to say that around Vags. But, seriously, what's with the theatrics?
Charlie: (whining groan) It's my and Vaggie's anniversary and I wanted to make it special by writing a song to sing to her, but I've been working on this for WEEKS and I can't think of anything!
♦️Husker♣️: (wide-eyed blink) Oh. Shit.
Angel: (sprays his drink all over the bar while coughing) Holy Fuck Biscuits, Charlie!!!
Cherry 🍒: I don't get it. What's the problem?
Charlie: (wails) Of all the things I can sing about, I should be able to write a full symphony about my own girlfriend!
Cherry 🍒: So? You literally had to worry about an Extermination-slash-war with Heaven and rebuilding the hotel. Just go online and find a song that matches how you feel.
Charlie: Isn't that a bit of a cop-out?
Cherry 🍒: Pshh! Hardly. (Pulls out her phone and pulls up a list of songs before tossing the device to Charlie) Here. Knock yourself out.
Charlie: Okay, if it's not really a cop-out, then I guess I can take a look. (Scrolls through the list before gasping with sparkles in her eyes) This one! This one's perfect!
Angel: What's that?
Charlie: Lips of an Angel! It's perfect! It covers Vaggie's angelic traits and how.... What's so funny?
♦️Husker♣️: (turning his back to the bar to hid his giggles by pretending to take inventory)
Angel: (snickering) I don't think that song means what you think it does, Toots.
Charlie: (cocks an eyebrow) What do you mean? (Reads from the lyrics while singing) 🎶"It's really good to hear your voice, saying my name. It sounds so sweet. Coming from the lips of an angel, hearing those words it makes me weak." 🎶
Cherry 🍒: (tamping down her snickers) I think what Angel's trying to say is that this is more of a rock ballad, not a cutsey musical. Not exactly something you tend to sing, babe.
Charlie: Oh... (kicked puppy face)
Cherry 🍒: (under her breath) Fucking Hell, how do you guys deal with this girl?
Angel & ♦️Husker♣️: (shrug)
Cherry 🍒: (sighs) Buuuuut, I think Vaggie might be into it. She seems like the type to like a good rock song about love.
Charlie: (eyes sparkling) Really?! You think so?!
Cherry 🍒: Uh... Yeah... But we're gonna have to change your outfit to match. You can't look like a 1930s businessman while singing rock, girlie.
Charlie: (blinks and stares at her suit) But... I don't know how to dress "rock".
Cherry 🍒: Oh, for fuck's sakes... Come on. (Grabs Charlie's arm and drags her away) I'm gonna get you punked out.
Charlie: *gasp* Yaaaaaaay!!!!
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daandori · 26 days
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fanfic authors will see a flop movie and say "is anyone gonna write a heartwrenchingly beautiful story about this" and not wait for an answer
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sluggishslugcrimes · 24 days
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Closed Mind au
Wally: Uncle Joke, I think I'm in love with my best friend... Any thoughts?
Joker, AceAro old man in a queer platonic relationship with Harley, and is scared of the weird robins (Dick and Tim): and prayers, you'll need them kiddo. Also, balloon poodle, bitches love balloon poodles.
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comic-art-showcase · 2 months
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Freedom Fighters by Ramona Fradon(R.I.P.)
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onlylonelylatino · 8 months
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Firebrand and the Freedom Fighters captured by Poison Ivy, Joker, Floronic Man and Silver Ghost by George Pérez
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vexx-the-egg · 8 months
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I actually love people referring to Buggy as "the evil clown" because one piece is so long I genuinely forgot that buggy kills people for fun.
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splooosh · 4 months
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“Maybe”
Jerry Ordway - Rick Hoberg
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deadinsideart · 1 year
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Art dump!!!!
These are a little old but still recent!
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doctorslippery · 3 months
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simmingonthelow · 7 months
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Back to reality again. Engulfed in the warmth of my loved ones...the once anxious me gone, hopefully forever.
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Looking towards the present with the people that pulled me through my past.
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And the ones created from the peace I found with the one I love.
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and the one's they too have given me. It brings this feeling of fullness that I never thought I'd be able to feel. Giving me the will to keep feeling the joys that pile up.
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If I could shed endless tears I would. The sad past is outweighed by my happy present and maybe even a happier future.
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The past isn't forgotten but I feel lighter knowing that I've come this far.....Farther than I though we would.............
Part 1
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hella1975 · 9 months
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no wait you forgot my favorite
“Northern Ireland or the Republic of Ireland?”
everyone, without fail, regardless of age, class, or education: a blank look, confusion, “umm, you know, i’m not sure. what’s the difference?”
me, trying not to be smug, as if i also was not just as clueless before interacting with you
honestly 😭 they'd be so chuffed about having visited ireland and id be like 'oh fr which part?' bc it's... a bit of a big deal and they'd just go '??? ireland???' every time like okay babe LMAO
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fereldanwench · 7 months
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love that the ncpd shows up after you do a dispatch gig thingy
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR DOING YOUR JOB lmao
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flowryluv · 1 year
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Lisa’s birthday countdown (8/15)
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hammerhead-jpg · 3 months
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When I'm chilling but then remember that I used to loosely ship Dabi and his uncle (before it was revealed they were related...ofc)
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ban-joey · 28 days
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my aunt (not blood related) just got diagnosed w autism at 63 and my uncle (blood related) bc of that is in the process of being diagnosed. her fb post was so lovely and also like "did you know it runs in families?" and i amso tempted to comment "it sure does!" if i wasn't absolutely certain it would make its way to my dad and utterly piss him off
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