#also her husband is adorable

[londyboobs]

sad to inform that there’s no room for anything else inside my brain, just this woman and everything she does

#i’ve spent the last 4 hours watching videos seeing pictures listening to her music and her covers #i literally absorbed every piece of media she touched #also her husband is adorable #i saw someone on the bird app calling him ugly #and ffs those ppl are just rude #theyre too cute #thank you gen v for giving me a new obsession #london thor

[dolls-self-ships]

hazbin hotel self insert number 2 because I’ve lost all control of my life

@menshusband @shiny-self-shipping @westiefromtheeast @bat-anon @sunflawyer @sunstar-of-the-north

#I actually had the idea for a robot demon for a while now so I was really excited to make this! #I like to think she had a family when she was alive and was a perfect mum/wife with a husband who adored her #but she died before her family and they’re all in heaven now so they hardly remember each other #also if u get the Pearl reference I am kissing u #self shipping #self ship #self ship community #self ships #self insert #self ship art #hazbin hotel self insert #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #vox x oc

[twelfth-dykector]

CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!! CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!! I REPEAT!!!!! CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!!!

#re is religious education btw #like religious studies teacher #IMAGINE IT #i was thinking about what subjects they would teach and OH MY GOD #a history teacher would be cool too #because shes LIVED through it #she'd teach her class a completely different (right) version of history #but miracle it they'd all get decent marks or some shit i dont know #and azi would be an english teacher obviously #BUT CROWLEY WOULD ALSO GO ON LONG RANTS ABOUT SPACE MALARKY #everyone would be kinda scared of her but also adore her #im trying to make my thoughts about re teacher crowley coherent but im failing miserably #good omens #ineffable fandom #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #what other tags exist #ramblings

[moeblob]

Calling out your homie's weirdness before he says anything weird in front of Angel who is, in fact, an angel.

#my characters #oops i fell in love #paul does actually watch his commentary v well as does right with his language if hes around angel #the entire group just adores angel and she is so pure and innocent and loving #and she decides she wants to marry mr right - much to her dads suffering #but since she doesnt really know all the things about marriage seeing as she proposed v young #she knows her dad had a wife and she knows right refers to her as a future wife therefore! #right is also her future wife and when chris tries to correct her right is like WAIT WOAH why cant she have a wife too? #do you think i would make a bad wife? i will be the best wife to her i love her so much how DARE you insinuate that i dont #and she does eventually realize oh i guess it would be husband but she shrugs it off because mr right already agreed to be her wife #so hes going to be her wife ! and right is like this is the best person on the planet and i love her so much

[cupiidzbow]

also omg achhd is one of my fav games ever I just love decorating and world building games but also I adore the in game employees. i like the idea of having a good relationship with all of them i think …..

#i think it would be funny if the first time we met everyone’s anxiety is spiked cause like . #mr nooks husband is coming ???? 😨😨 WHAT DO WE DO ??????? #and then a weird lil hippie guy walks in fawning over the decorations . and they’re like ‘oh! how can we help you! ‘ #and I’m like hi! im here to see my husband! ^-^ #and they’re like oh. thats. thats mr nooks husband . #LIKE I THINK ITS BC IM SO CASUAL AND EARTHY LOOKING they just weren’t expecting that 😭 #BUT I ALREADY ADORE ISABELLE (we’ve met before !!!) and I think I’d absolutely adore Lottie when I first meet her . #also holds hand out I need to put y’all on the lo.ttiebelle propaganda I think they’re the girlfriends ever #DIGBY AND LYLE ARE SO FUNNY TOO im sure I’ve met Lyle before bc he was in previous games #and digby works on mainstreet near the boys shop and the real estate office <3 #txt #💰🦝🍃 #platonic tag! 🌼

[nighttimeebony]

The duality of woman

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jiang cheng #wen qing #chengqing #jiang cheng x wen qing #wen qing x jiang cheng #asexual jiang cheng #lesbian wen qing #mianmian x wen qing is also correct #though i do also adore the girlboss x househusband dynamic that mianmian has with her husband in canon #like mianmian is the badass cultivator breadwinner for her family that goes on nighthunts and is absolutely ready to stab you #while her husband is swooning in the corner like 'youre doing amazing sweetie' #this is a woman that pegs her husband #anyway

[golden--doodler]

@br1ghtestlight mentioning Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang made me remember this moment, which is probably my favorite moment in the episode. Bob’s panic is just too hilarious and relatable 🤣

I was actually laughing while screen-recording this because it’s just too good. I’ll never get over the “My butt” ☠️

With this scene as evidence, you cannot look me in the eye and tell me that Bob isn’t Autistic. He’s so bad at communication, bless him 😭

I’ll always be grateful to Light for bringing this theory/headcanon to my attention because it’s so glorious and real.

#bob belcher #just him freaking out over the ONE capitalization and then proceeding to make the situation worse is so neurodivergent #and linda telling him to stop calling and texting people is also hilarious #just an adhd wife trying to rein in her autistic husband❣️ #also it’s absolutely adorable how linda is casually making hot chocolate for the kids. she’s mom of the year i swear #the autistic bob headcanon is so important to me now. i’m pretty sure i might be neurodivergent in some way but not sure now specifically #and my sister and bf 1000% have adhd so we just vibe in each other’s weirdness and it’s beautiful

[dykeza]

Ichigo being a stay at home dad who works online is so in character for him actually…… he’s the type of dad to enforce 1 hour of no screen time outside playing in the yard and/or playground. He texts Orihime goofy pictures of Kazui jumping around in some water fixture in the local park and carries him home soaked to the bone and shivering with the biggest smile on his face and then they eat ice cream and wait for Orihime to get home so they can have family game night.

#I cannot see how someone can dislike ichihime and their beloved baby boy #they’re so silly!! #honestly I think a lot of it comes from forgetting Ichigo isn’t Just his badassery and trauma and stubbornness #Ichigo is goofy and funny and likes playing games and has shown how genuinely warm and welcomed/welcoming he is around Hime #and a lot of the times when I see posts referencing how Orihime is bad for him or is like… a creep or whatever #I can’t help but notice that it just. doesn’t sound like Ichigo at all #Ichigo Kurosaki is full of love and compassion and he adores everything around him #he loves and honors even the most evil of people and recognizes others struggles even if he can’t relate #there isn’t a single thing about him that conveys this supposed dislike for Orihime or this discontent with his life #Ichigo is like. a happy person #he suffers and he endures so much and he keeps finding new ways to love and understand others #he fights so hard to be happy… so why can’t people except that maybe he is? #at some point you just have to accept that a character can be content #Ichigo is married to Orihime. he works from home. he adores his son and his wife and his family #and like. that’s okay? there doesn’t need to be some deep reason. you don’t need to try and drag even more character out of him #he has enough!!!!!! he has more than enough character to go around!! #please let Ichigo Kurosaki love his wife and his son… and also let Rukia do the same #I know I just now mention her but this tangent is directed towards the Weird ichirukis I see poking around on twt and tumblr #Rukia is happy with her husband!!! she likes Renji!!!! she likes him so much in fact that she married him and had a kid with him #Rukia and Ichigo both are very hardheaded characters and if they’re unhappy with their circumstances THEYLL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT #they’re not scared to be honest with themselves and others anymore!! they’re very vocal about their opinions if you haven’t noticed yet #some of the first things we learn about both of them is that they aren’t scared to speak their mind #I am fucking certain that if they happened to Not Want to end up with their respective spouses they would’ve just. not married them #idk what copium ichirukis that don’t like Renji and/or Orihime are smoking I really don’t #you love these characters so much and yet you discredit one of their most recognizable traits!!! their readiness to DO WHAT THEY WANT!!!!!! #they’ve proven time and time again thag they do whatever they want within reason #there is not a possible universe where either of these characters would sit quietly and let themselves be unhappy for the sake of the others #because they’ve learned. and they’ve grown. and they trust Renji/Orihime enough to understand their decisions becuase it’s in the fucking— #—text how much they respect and trust them to understand their feelings #this ramble is too long I’ve reached 30 tags URASHIN CANON GOODNIHHT AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA

[aelswiths]

Lord Aethelhelm has arrived. A good choice, I feel. Yes. He has quite a gathering with him. Oh, he likes to show his feathers. But he has money and men, both of which I will need. A perfect choice.

#the last kingdom #they are soooo cute #she's like #this is MY lame ass husband #he is so cute and adorable #and she is so valid for that #she is me #I am her #desiring alfred carnally #Serious side note: I think about this scene a lot #like yeah obviously its a very cute aelswith x alfred moment #however I think a lot about the fact that alfreds like “yeah aethelhelm is a great choice because he has money and men which I need” #hmmm #hmmmmmm #it almost sounds like alfred approved and signed off on aethelhelm and wanted him because he needs the support of powerful ealdorman #also alfred was very specific about “the bride must be of the lowerlands” hmm #hmmmm #its almost like aelswith simply suggested aethelhelm because he met all of alfreds criteria #and that she is in fact NOT personally responsible for aethelhelms scheminess #tlk aelswith #tlk alfred #aelswith x alfred #alfred x aelswith #sevenkingsmustdie

[kaleigh-color]

Can we have more spicy Kaleigh?

Here’s some spain photos from when I liked my top but it was too cold to only wear that sadly :(

#ask #answered #asked #asks #anon #me #my face #selfie #Spain #this was in Madrid I think #that hostel sucked tbh #hard to make friends there #but this top is #cute #and when I was on the train some woman was mad at her husband for looking at me so I guess that’s funny #hot #spicy I guess #hard when it’s cold out to take any pics like that anon lol #i also adore those pants #ugh I’d wear them every day if I could

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i always know i'm really in it when all of a sudden i feel like the only thing that will fix me is watching ghosts bbc for the zillionth time

#i think writing this fic so intensely is making me a wee bit depressed D: #like ......... i feel as if i've given all i have to give. but it's not quite done yet! so on i fight! when really i should be working! #but also i need to see alison cooper and her yellow coat and her adorable husband and her gaggle of ghost besties posthaste or i'm gonna cr #maybe this is just what happens when it's september and the seven month darkness is Coming #dollsome's deep thoughts #also obviously it's supposed to say 'cry' up there #i wouldn't really because i never cry #but the tears are on the inside!

[deathdxnces]

thinking about modern verse and how kayn is and how i said kai is alive in this verse and just thinking about him looking at his sister's choice of boyfriend like 🤨

#» out of character — ⌜main sup irl.⌟ #also thinking about how in my delusional hcs bc i can #kai valmar and varus are dating and irelia adores her brother's boyfriends actually #akjnfksfdnkjfn #or his husbands maybe.................... #either way. she adores them. #» verse — ⌜riot records.⌟

[yourplasticpal]

TFW you mention a deeply beloved show to your therapist and their neutral mask slips and you learn that you're talking to someone who also loves Good Omens a Totally Normal Amount, but alas! it's a person you can never really be casual friends with.

If she wasn't the best goddamn therapist I've ever had, I would absolutely be breaking up with her professionally so we could scream at each other about lovesick celestial beings on a daily basis.

Sigh.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #aziracrow #is it weird that I genuinely trust her more now? #knowing she also adores the ineffable husbands #at least she's got good taste

[andthebeanstalk]

What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌

#original #i love my wife #had a big crush on that character growing up #you know who else is really into her? EVERY OTHER CHUBBY TRANS GUY IN CHICAGO apparently we just see her and are like OH HELL YEAH #do you know why this is? it is because we have excellent taste that is why. #and also we want non threatening masc people to be into us and respect our gender! that's me anyway #and this is excellent news for her anyway bc we're in an open relationship & she thinks guys like me (her HUSBAND 🥰😁) are incredibly hot #this is also bc she has excellent taste. #but it is a running joke that she keeps getting nice OKC matches that look a lot like me 😂 #anyway this post is a thing that would have made young me BOIL with envy if someone else said it but in fact it is ME #and young me grew into me and is in here like AAWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH 🤘🤘🤘🤘🚀🚀🚀 #she doesn't just look like Milo she also moves and emotes and talks like him. and until recently her glasses would not stay on her face! #she got new ones. nerd. i adore her. #she is so kind to Jack (me) and to my giant anxious pitbull child #she puts his blankie on him as he rests on her toes to make sure she doesn't go anywhere 😭😭❤ #she is my best friend and she never makes me feel stupid or fake or undeserving. she just likes me so much and she fkn acts like it! #and we have good boundaries and communication in a very autistic way [positive] and she is so smart and funnyyy #oh i am falling asleep now #probably has something to do with how thinking about my wife makes me feel safe and warm or some gay shit like that 🙄 ;) #edit: omg it just occurred to me that she is like 80% Mill and 20% Jessica Jones. just in terms of like. vibes. XD #she cares a lot about Jessica Jones. I will tell her my findings in the morrow #*80% Milo

[arolesbianism]

Thinking abt spiraling upwards side characters again. Charredpelt my absolute beloved

#rat rambles #spiraling upwards #warriors posting #girlies who are trying so soooo hard to support womens wrongs but the wrongs are that their wife is cheating on them #and now she cant even get closure cause said wife is dead along with the man she cheated on her for #like charredpelt isnt stupid she knows these cats too well but thats exactly why she keeps to this day justifying them to herself #all while living as the sole parent to their children #the worst part is that if she had just been properly talked to abt it first she probably would have been ok with it #but she wasnt. she didnt even get the choice to set up boundaries #for the record shes my favorite cragclan cat and has been since she came out as trans lol #shout out to daisystar tho my boy is so cute and also so messed up <3 #and egretpaw and furzepaw ofc get honerable mentions but theyre main characters so ofc I've thought a lot abt them #but yeah for cragclan I deliberately chose out cats I hoped would kill eachother and instead they just got into a bunch of love traingles #and then I made eagle clan with the same goal with a bloodthirsty deputy but then conestar just loved everyone and was loved by everyone #hell the one cat who disliked her at first is her wife now girlie is just sitting here loving her wife and family #I honestly couldn't tell you who my favorites in any other clan is tbh #I do adore most of elmclan but I cant say theres anyone I like that much more than everyone else #like honeystar is definitely the one who caught my attention first due to her hashtag trauma playing out in real time right away #but also thistlepeak and whimsygoose are sooooo silly I love them quiet kitty and their loud rude kitty husband #oh and also pumpkin shes not that deep of a character I just think shes cute #for eagleclan I cannot lie to you I barely remember anyone in there atm but I do love conestar shes so silly #and minkclan is another hard one caus they're the first one I made so I have a lot of love for basically all of them #but blazebelly was my og favorite shes like charredpelt but instead of having a wife cheating on her it never got past a one sided crush #and lightnip is also a current fave of mine shes so mean I love her #ratstar has always been one of my favorites of all the clans tho shes just so silly and incompetent #and shout out to nightfur for being the only cat I've ever seen generate with romantic feelings towards a cat #it was for my default dead cat raincinder who is also a shitty asshole but that just means nightfur is tragic now <3 #oh yeah I should probably provide more exicit context on the clangen stuff huh #basically I made the four main clans in clangen and used the gameplay as a skeleton for backstory and worlduilding #building off of premade characters and concepts has always been one of my favorite things (as seen by how many randomized aus Ive done)

[ben-the-hyena]

Katamari is a fun happy colorful funny parodical franchise that should be taken as too seriously especially when it comes to the King's treatment on the Prince, it's like a cartoon/funny anime logic, scary and intense at times but the character is not that hurt or upset about it too long, it is probably just an overexaggerarion of the typical strict Japanese parent when their kid fail and put to literal cosmic proportions playing on their size difference, but the Prince should have died from the first laser beam and have all his bobes crushed from the first boxing blow and not be as happy as he is if it were that serious in-universe. It's like la chlanca for their species standards maybe. And for some reason those are much less bad and traumatizing than the bamboo scepter the Emperor used on him which traumatized him so much he refuses to touch it and would never use on the Prince ; same logic as the Addams Family surviving so many things that would kill them in real life and have fun about it and yet just being electrocuted would actually be enough to kill them and does worry them. Funnily enough, said bamboo scepter is so mighty and big it does ooze electricity too

Oh sure the King IS a jerk dad, you don't use physical violence or verbal violence on your kid when he fails, and he is a lazy bastard who has him work like a slave and rarely shows appreciation. But I don't see it as purposeful malice, he DOES love his son dearly and actually tells him at times, but the game is comical and satirical so exagerates things for humor without being meant to be serious like they would be in real life, like Homer being irresponsible and lazy and choking Bart but both having a good relationship over than that and Homer still passing as a loving but very flawed dad to us the audience which makes us find him lovable the same way we would hate him in real life. Because in real life it is serious but the narratives show it is not to be worried too much about and addresses whenever the kid is upset anyway. Whereas, the King's childhood WAS showed as serious and sad and that's why it's tragic. The magic of cinema and conveying feelings more than logic

Plus, comedy aside, we do see that like Homer the King tries to be better than what he had :

as said he does tell him at times he loves him when he is not cranky unlike the Emperor who never told him, there are RARE times he says he is proud whereas even when he won his father just told him "barely passing", outside of katamari related stuff he spends time with him and his wife as a family playing games and going on vacations all having great fun together and he lets him breathe as much as he wants except if there is an emergency and some katamari are also made just out of fun with no game over sequence and no stress like the snowball level because as he tells his son "katamari must be fun" whereas his childhood was only alternating between katamari and homework the Emperor considering playtime and breaks a waste of time that could be used for better and no fun allowed, even if he can be overbearing and even if it is often sounding critical and condescending he speaks much more to his son and teaches and tells him many things spending moments with him outside of katamaris while the Emperor not only never had "unimportant" chats with him whenever he spoke to him it was always an order or a criticism if not an insult and YELLED at that the punctuation indicates whenever he opened it it was always yelling, the King hopes that his son will attract girls and be popular while we saw the Emperor initially disapproved the King's then gf since love distracted him and we saw he grew uo alone with no friends, the Prince may look sad or very scared when the King is about to insult him or punish him it is only during game overs whereas the King always had his head low and fretted ready to jump or cover himselg at any motion from his father meaning he was never feeling safe with him at all, even if he can be annoying when nitpicking most katamari we do even when they are big like he asked or more it is clear it is not out of malice but his way to train his son to be the future ruler and tells him something that can be both condescending AND validating "I am sure you can do better" while once again it was anways just "barely passing" with no other piece of advise and real opinion sharing, sometimes he teases him which can be annoying but since his father never was joking at all I see it as him trying to be a fun dad, and as said when he punishes or insults him not only is it ONLY when he fails (I mean it IS too much already realistically speaking but his father would constantly loom over him with the bamboo scepter menacingly stressing him out and blow whenever he was showing weakness or did any mistake not even failing yet or at all like training time) but he refuses to scar him with the same weapon that scarred him meaning that in-universe it is worse than laserbeams, punching and pool balls

And while the Emperor only told the King he was proud of him and found him worthy essentially when he died (without even truly dying since again that series is satirical and light hearted more than serious, he just fell asleep for years), as scarce as real compliments and appreciation are from the King to the Prince there ARE rare times he actually shows him he is proud of him and loves him generally around the ends of the games while the Emperor kept secret from him he was proud and loved him to a point he didn't believe he cared at all and he found out only as a teenager by accident after having come as far as punching him and running away

Don't forget, the Prince is a Prince, the future ruler of ALL cosmos who has to be able to alter weather, change his size from human sized to able to hold a planet in his hand, fly, teleport, summon the Royal Rainbow, shoot lasers from his eyes, create catastrophes if he wants to, turn katamari into stars and planets, rearrange the universe and Earth however he wants, terraform, use the sun like his bitch and clog and unclog black holes. The Emperor then the King are GODS in that universe, and so will be the Prince. The Emperor was jacked, so is the King, because it is all VERY physical and it is needed to rule properly and be able to fix any problem. So in the King's mind, his punishments and insults when he fails may be harsh and his criticism and constant bossing around, "you can do better I know it" and making him do katamaris in his place while he lounges and comments may seem dickish, in his mind he is training him. You see Master Roshi in Dragon Ball who does care abour his students but has them work very very hard with harsh as fuck punishments and not praising them often as sympathetic as he is ? It is the same, the Katamaro series is a shonen lmao the hero is in training and on his way to have godlike strength and powers, and his sensei makes sure he will know every way to activate those as strict as it may seem for now because it worked for him, but he makes it considerably more bearable than he himself went through that scarred him forever as much as he pretends he is fine and genuinely wants the best for him without passing through the same things he did and tries his best to be a good dad but can't help want to catch up his lost childhood by just wanting to live a hedonistic life of fun and be lazy at last now he can and repeat some of the same things since he thinks that's how to dad and deep down was made to believe excellence is key like a lot if Asian parents (and even the insults and punishment are to a lesser extent !), and except in the game overs or when he is tired of his dad's shit telling him to fix his mess and taking his credit the Prince looks and sounds happy, loving his life and father and not traumatized, meaning that in-universe it may not be as harsh as we may see it as the player and those game overs are mostly made to scare US. The Prince may be eeny tiny, he is already EXTREMELY strong and tough barely flinching at rolling around the fucking sun, creating a moon and handling lasers and fists of the size of a country, so it just means he is in age to be able to handle this and his training thus can begin and has to be done seriously and thoroughly trying to do always better and better ubtil it will be perfect and he will be as ripped as his dad who tries to push him as far as he can to see to what extent he can work and make him progressively roll around bigger and bigger things and so learn the ways of the cosmos through missions he deems easy enough (probably rightfully so, we are not that species) to give his 6 years old without him risking his life or anything and he watches in case, he may be lazy and not want to do those at the moment those could also be very easy for himself so he is like "well they can be good starts for him, he can handle them" all while allowing him to have fun in between

Then he blames him for his own accidents, tell him to fix those as pretext for training and takes the credit because HE is the king for now, which all are dick moves and he is NOT the best father at all, he is a dick who deserves to be slapped at times XD

But a lovable one who does love his son and does what he deems correct and he believes and knows him enough to know he can do it, and he is not a monster or the worse like I see many call him. He is just a gigantic Freddie Mercury alien ripoff with a huge bulge, what was to take too seriously ?

#i love to call him homer if he were hot ripped and fabulous lmao also because it all changed for him when he met the love of his life #he adores her and only wants her and had only known her from the start and often 'snuggle' and he had a love at first sight as teenagers #plus in a way she is like marge : sweet mom but an airhead who can be accidentally neglectful and only ever had her husband she adores #But like marge she can be tired of his shit and like homer he is scared of her lmao. YOU SEE ? BEST COMPARISON and she cooks #katamari #moi #emperor of all cosmos #education #abuse #sad #fear #angry #oh poor one... #playing #then and now #train #when they were young #hitting #prince of all cosmos #king of all cosmos #parents and children #video games #psychology