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hephaestuscrew · 6 months
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Listening to fiction podcasts with my dodgy headphones is so humiliating because when there's a long pause in what I'm listening to, I'm sat there trying to guess if it's for dramatic effect or a scene transition, or if my headphones have just decided to stop working.
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eden-west · 4 months
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Disgusting - Personal
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obaewankenope · 27 days
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Being the psychological and emotional backbone of your entire family unit is a difficult, thankless job and I'd like to get a fucking raise if I have to pull double time again Sharon
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roamwithahungryheart · 11 months
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Decided to set the tumblr app to turn off at midnight so I won't be bombarded with spoilers from anyone doing a liveblog since I have to wait until 4/5 AM to freak out with the rest of y'all. I have to be strong.
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halfdeadfriedrice · 1 year
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gchat used to be my lifeblood and i'm glad nearly no one uses it anymore because the new interface is So Bad. why is it So Bad. why did they ruin what was, basically, a perfect chat, and make it So Bad.
eg. i'm trying to chat with my friend and read the 'whale weekly' update because i'm behind, but will toggling between the chat and email window preserve my spot in the email? no. so I have to have two windows open and yet Both of them are going to chime at me that i have a new message??? Why. Whyyyyy.
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alexxisokay · 5 months
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wash
I can’t bring myself to wash my sweatshirt. 
You had it for two months 
And it smells like your cologne, 
It kinda feels like the last thing 
I have left you. 
I mean have your clothes, 
But something about it feels different. 
I’m embarrassed to admit 
I sleep with that sweatshirt every night, 
Not wearing it, holding it. 
It’s always on my left side, 
Where you would lay.
Its stupid and 
I hate myself for it.
I guess I’m afraid 
That it really is the last thing
I’ll have left you.  
I don’t want to wash you away 
But maybe I should, 
you’re able to do it so 
Easily.  
Wash 
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cappycodeart · 8 months
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"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"
A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…
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secretmellowblog · 1 year
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My husband is a man who collects things he can use. A pistol, a pocket-watch, a woman's love, a wife....
I'm obsessed with That Scene(tm) between Katya and Andrei in the California Director's Cut Rerelease of Goncharov, so I did a lighting study inspired by the film's Art Deco Posters! Little details like Katya never referring to her husband by his first name really add to Andrey and Katya's tense dynamic, which is one of the most underrated parts of the movie imo.
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crabgirlfriend · 1 year
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“WTNV walked so [insert whatever media] could run” no. WTNV did not walk, it was fucking running marathons while other media was crawling on the ground gasping for air. it’s still running and the world needs to catch up
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beybuniki · 4 months
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alternative universe where there are TWO epic fail sons in the todoroki familiy
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paper-mario-wiki · 11 months
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Do you have the other actors saying penis box? Or is male organ box the only one that still exists
Here are all penis box clips that currently exist.
Here's the context again:
For context, a few years ago I had a running joke on my stream where I got different random voice actors to say "Sorry, looks like you cried to undertale music, that means you're going in the penis box". I don't remember where this sentence came from.
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catpriciousmarjara · 1 month
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Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.
Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!
...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...
Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.
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goblingirlmode · 1 year
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Least transgender dorohedoro character
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fembutchboygirl · 2 years
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😊 edit-theyre-pretty-nice Follow
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bowser jr and his dad and his dad’s husband eggman
🥪 probablyaprettyokblog Follow
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literally
🐬 fembutchboygirl
op made this post unrebloggable so I stole it lol. also i've changed this version to match my new username. does this count as director's commentary
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inkskinned · 4 months
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i had been used for my body before, i didn't mind it. i had a good trick about it - i didn't have to be there, not in my skin. i could wear the mirror, wear the puppet. you would see your perfect girl, a little monster i had concocted. she would glisten, distilled out of my own blood and venom. it meant i would be using you instead - you think you are taking from me? darling, i think this is a fucking joke, a role i am playing. you can't hurt me, i'm not present for the event. this is just a body, like a book is only words.
and then you came into my life, easy and honest. reaching for my hand in the crowded holiday market. passing me a water before i realize i'm thirsty. checking on me once, twice - the first time i said i'm okay, you knew i was lying. i keep thinking about the shape of your blue eyes and the wild of your hair the last time i saw you. how you got out of my car and when you looked back, i was looking back too. your quiet breathing in a hotel room.
you kissed me like you meant it, is the thing.
i don't know how to be a person yet, not fully. i don't know how to let you kiss me and touch bone. i tell my friends i hate this so much i want to throw up. your name slips into my head - i am no longer really ever alone. a little frazzled heartrate keeps splattering against my collarbone. my therapist asked yesterday - why are you afraid? what is the cost of vulnerability?
a terrifying thought: when i'm with you, it feels like finally coming home.
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spinaart · 10 months
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hey leader!!!
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