#and a sarcastic asshole

[astrobei]

maybe my number one stranger things pet peeve is when people write max mayfield like she’s an asshole who hates her friends (especially mike) as if her love for and memories of her friends did not give her the strength to realize she wanted to live. as if her love for her friends didn’t literally save her life.

#in dear billy i mean. not the piggyback. obviously #but like #she’s not an asshole she’s just GUARDED #she loves her friends so much. she’s kind and generous #she didn’t hesitate once when el came to her for help despite el being neutral/hostile to her before then #her actively seeking out lucas and dustin and mike’s (and yes! even mike’s) #friendship in s2 #like come on. #sassy and Mean are two different things #the difference between being sarcastic and petty vs being a dick #the Sassy Bitchification of the token sarcastic female character in a friend group is a disease i swear #max mayfield #stranger things #/astro posts

[pandoramarsh]

Aaron, banging on the door: Josten, open up!

Neil: Well it all started when I was a child

Aaron: I meant the fucking door—

Matt, Nicky, Dan, Allison: LET HIM FUCKING TALK

#the foxhole court #andreil #aftg #all for the game #the raven king #the king's men #neil josten #nathaniel wesninski #aka the loml #and the looaul (love of andrews underappreciated life) #just something abt feral men with sarcastic mouths and their absolute inability to contain a situation #the foxes #nicky hemmick #allison reynolds #matt boyd #dan wilds #aaron minyard #yknow i wonder what factors playing in an alternate universe could allow neil and aaron to not only tolerate each other but trust each other #with secrets and with their lives #drop some good fics on that pls. but i want realistic neil x aaron. both r still absolute assholes #they just somehow be the right (platonic) assholes for each other #fic request

[legobenkenobi]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. ASSHOLES IN LOVE FOR REAL

#codywan #THEYRE SUCH SARCASTIC ASSHOLES AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH #lego sw #lego star wars #sw

[be-queer-do-arson]

Hc that Andrew knows everything you could ever want to know about classic lit. No one knows how he knows, since no ones ever seen him read, and Andrew refuses to clear things up. The truth is there was a small library in juvie, and while it wouldn't have been his first choice, the selection wasn't big enough for him to be choosy. It had a lot of classics because they were considered "educational" and Andrew had time to kill. He never lets anyone see him read (except when he's alone on the roof with Neil) because everyone insists on making a huge deal out of it whenever he does "normal" things, but he loves using dramatic quotes when the opportunity arises.

#he doesn't quote shit in a ''nerdy'' way he does it in a sarcastic asshole way if that wasn't clear #look i know the only real info about andrew and books is that he hates the library but i don't give a fuck #you can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard

[rabbithaver]

the ideal silver characterization should balance the "cranky bitch" and "wholesome sweetheart" aspects of his personality perfectly

#like yes he is sweet and cute and all that but #he NEEDS to sometimes be a sarcastic little asshole #silver the hedgehog

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Ok do the thousands of Bethyl shippers realize it means they're headcanoning Daryl as a pedophile or

#a 40-something dating a 18yo is weird enough but I'm pretty damn sure she wasn't even 18 yet. And they MET when she was 16. #I'm mad because I wanna draw them. Their season 4 episodes were great. But it was platonic. FAMILIAL. #Daryl was like her cool uncle not her *creepy* uncle ffs #did he *really* treat her any differently than he would the rest of his close family in their situation? Be honest. #a man and a pretty young woman have any kind of chemistry and y'all lose your minds #christ on a stick she called him her chaperone. ''mr dixon''. she was being sarcastic but it's literally true #I know Norman and Emily can be kinda flirty but she's fucking 40. BETH aint! #that dude with the claimers was talking smack about him 'losing some tail' and 'it was one of the young ones wasn't it' #and Daryl was boutta beat his ass for that #and I know it's because he was being a deisrespectful asshole but I like to think it's also because That's Gross Bitch #anyways #I really really hate this ship is what I'm saying #twd #I aint tryna pspsps y'all though so #anti bethyl

[beanghostprincess]

Modern ZoLu AU where Zoro and Sanji are initially closer friends with Ace & Sabo cos they are closer in age and don’t have much to do with their younger sister Luffy except that Sanji one called her cute for which Zoro called him a creep bc of age difference (Luffy still a minor).

Now Zoro was gone for two years to train sword fighting with Mihawk and reconnects with old friends when he’s back. He goes to a party at Ace’s place and meets a cute boy with messy hair and an energetic personality. Zoro’s automatically flirting with him. At first Zoro had no idea who he was but he had known Zoro and dragged him into conversations and around the party.

Sanji comes in later. Within the last two years he had a lot of realisations about himself and isn’t as straight as he used to be. (How much he changed is up to you)

Anyway, now he greets Zoro by calling him a creep in return. Zoro doesn’t understand why and Sanji has to explain to him that the boy he’s chatting up is Ace & Sabo’s now little brother Luffy who went from girl to boy by cutting his hair short, getting top surgery and somehow gain a scar under his left eye.

Zoro instantly panics about what Ace and Sabo are gonna do to him. But can’t find the self control not to flirt with Luffy. He’s irresistible. At least Luffy isn’t a minor anymore.

Help 😭 What do you mean age difference? It's only two years- But yeah, Zoro would use any opportunity to call Sanji a creep so I believe that would happen somehow.

No matter the universe, Zoro is down bad for Luffy. But I honestly think Luffy would be the one to approach him first because he finds Zoro interesting and he remembers him from when he used to come over two years ago. So they start talking but Luffy doesn't mention that they know each other already, and Zoro is instantly captivated by this guy's stupidity because that's what happens in every AU with these two. They're just equally dumb and in love. Soulmate type of thing. They're flirting or, you know, doing their version of flirting. In which 'Do you want to see my swords?' isn't a sexual innuendo but like, genuinely, Zoro is talking about swords the whole time and Luffy loves it.

Zoro doesn't find out that's Sabo and Ace's brother until Sanji tells him. Sanji won't stop laughing and saying he's completely fucked because his older brothers go feral whenever somebody tries to touch Luffy, but Zoro doesn't pay much attention to it. I think he wouldn't care, tbh. Luffy is independent and he can make his own decisions.

I personally think it'd be hilarious if Luffy and Zoro started dating or having something romantic going on and the only reason why Ace and Sabo don't like it is not because they're overprotective (they are not, actually, those are just rumors and actually the only one who acts kind of protective is Sabo) but because Zoro? Really? Zoro? He's such a gym-bro in every universe and he won't shut up about swords. The only thing he's good at is maths and he won't stop falling asleep everywhere. The guys love their friend, but Zoro???? Besides, Sabo is just worried this relationship might distract Luffy from studying (<- Older brother who raised Luffy like he was his own really doesn't want Luffy to stop studying like Ace did. There's a whole drama about it because Luffy doesn't want to study either but it's different with Ace and-- Yeah. You can tell where this is going).

I think Zoro wouldn't be scared at first, and when he is a bit concerned for his safety is only because Sabo has that "Hello :) What were you two doing so late at night together? :)" type of mom creepy energy.

#sanji constantly in the background like 'you should've never dated a guy with brothers. those are the worst' #i like this story bc i imagine sanji dating usopp and being the happiest most sarcastic asshole in the whole world while this drama happens #but yeah i think the only protective brother would be sabo. ace would be kind of like 'oh. you're dating my brother? haha. good luck' #zoro is that kind of friend everybody loves but damn 'how the hell did you get a boyfriend? like. no offense dude but you're boring' #luffy finds him incredibly interesting tho so good for him #one piece #asl brothers #zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #portgas d. ace #revolutionary sabo #black leg sanji

[mybookstorecarlovinghusbands]

Y/n: I hope you all make it to adulthood!

Aziraphale: ... That's a great prayer.

Crowley: A needed one.

Aziraphale : A needed one indeed.

Y/n: Shut up! You knew what I meant.

#they're sarcastic assholes together #adam is just 🧍‍♂️ #good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #crowley good omens #good omens crowley #good omens incorrect quotes #good omens imagine #incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect good omens #incorrect quotes #good omens x reader #aziraphale x reader #good omens aziraphale #aziraphale and crowley #aziraphale good omens #crowley x arizaphale #crowley x reader #crowley x aziraphale x reader #crowley x aziraphale

[sassypantsjaxon]

Still don't understand how anybody could look at Bakugou and Mic and go 'well, they're both loud blond prodigies, clearly they are otherwise the same type of character and have many other similarities. I bet they're even each other's favored student/teacher!'

No. No they are not

#though i suppose it explains some mischaracterizations #like erasermic being portrayed as enemies to lovers because they're being compared to bakudeku #or mic being half a step away from villainy when bakugou is the one who's been compared to a villain. multiple times. #or the other side of bakugou being kind of an asshole with heart of gold which is more in line with mic's sarcastic exterior #I'm sure somebody will get mad at me for saying all this #but oh well #present mic #yamada hizashi #bakugou katsuki #they do not have a single statistic in common. not one. #some of this probably comes from them both being headcanoned as deaf #... as if that negates everything else #some of you really looked at a character who was bullied in high school and a character who is a high school bully #and went 'i bet they're fond of each other :)' #no. go learn to read

[shahs1221]

thanks for not putting any sort of nsfw label on that art like I totally wanted to see that shit it's sooooo cool that you didn't give enough of a shit to even tag it as nsfw or nsft so my filter would catch it

Hey anon, I would've definitely tagged it as such if you were just you know, nice about it. It would've been SOOOO easy for me. But I suppose that was super difficult for you, so guess what?

I'm not gonna tag it.

Fuck off.

#Asshole probably unfollowed anyhow #Srsly how hard is it just to be polite #Stop with this fake ass sarcastic spilled internet nonsense #You did it as anonymous too... Must feel so tough ey? #Anywho #Of anyone else wants me to tag my nsft stuff pls just ask nicely #Don't be like this dick bag of a joke here

[void-and-virtue]

I feel like there needs to be a venn diagram that’s AFTG, ORV and PJO. I can’t really explain myself right now but I’m sensing it.

#forget holy Trinity of corvid books we now talk about sarcastic asshole main characters whose fatal flaw is loyalty and martyrdom #I’m connecting the dots even if I cannot see them before my eyes for i see them in my heart #also if you know all of these and can nod along to my vibes I am kissing you on the forehead #tho I’m pretty sure that the AFTG/ORV readerbase overlap is literally just me and my one (1) mutual #aftg #all for the game #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #pjo #percy jackson

[eebie]

violently allergic to Jax amazing digital circus i know what you are

#you are a HUSK you are tumblrsexymanbait … #and im going 2 have to endure fandom fixating on him and ignoring all of the other characters except 4 ship purposes Until i vomit!!!! #flashbacks to angel dust hazbin hotel . the same spirit #smiling✅ lanky/tall✅ sarcastic ✅ asshole✅ pet names✅ #i knew their plot . They made him a plushie because they knew it would all go according to plan!!!! #im allowed to be a hater sometimes But always believe. in minding my own business so^_^all good . ppl do what u want

[vspin]

If Robillard has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Robillard has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Robillard has only one fan then that is me. If Robillard has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Robillard, then I am against the world.

#v is reading drizzt #legend of drizzt #the legend of drizzt #robillard #i love this sarcastic asshole

[buckttommy]

I would pay to see Oliver and Ryan roast the shit out of each other, in fact.

#Oliver is a bitch in a sarcastic asshole way #but Ryan is a CUNT. Capital C U N T. #Petty? ✔️ Passive aggressive? ✔️ #Has called someone a term of endearment whilst making them cry? Probably ✔️ #like???? #Does anyone else see the vision? It'd be like WWE for bisexual women named Jack #jack.txt #ryliver

[widevibratobitch]

when i say i am obsessed with him

#'indescribable insolence' <3333 #dumas writing aramis in '20 years after': #i am going to create a character that is so egdy sarcastic provocative and irritating to everyone around him #and im gonna make stirring shit being an asshole and gruesome murder his favourite hobbies #and he did just as he said. bless him. #most character ever #and what makes him even better is the contrast between 20YA!aramis and t3M!aramis. its hilarious. #my man really went feral. midlife crisis some call it. i call it character development of all time. i call it serving cunt. #aramis as a musketeer a soldier a man in a profession where you're literally paid for killing people: #sweetness and mildness personified writes poetry and theology essays in his free time never gambles dreams about dedicating his life to god #aramis as a priest: whooo boy i hope i get to fUCKING KILL A PERSON TODAY >:D #anyway. i love him a normal amount or something. #the three musketeers #alexandre dumas #anyway. i reread this scene and the charenton battle today because it's definitely in my top 3 aramis moments #also the english translation on the gutenberg page omits two lines of dialogue that i remembered from my polish translation #and it goes something like #de Chatillon says 'i think you're looking for a fight sir' to which Aramis basically responds with 'oh nooo you *think*? Imao'. iconic. #(and its even funnier cause that makes athos immediately go 'aramis stfu plz' and aramis just goes 'no <3' im obsessed with them) #vingt ans apres #do i have a #twenty years after #tag?? not sure tbh i think i dont but tagging just in case ig

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

John Fox is such an interesting character because he and Wally are direct parallels to Eobard and Barry. Yet the fact that John never became a Reverse Flash, and instead carried on the Flash legacy, speaks to Wally’s compassionate and begrudgingly forgiving nature.

So first the parallels.

John Fox was born in the far off future where he grew up idolizing the Flash. The Flash was his hero, his savior. When Fox's city was being threatened Fox decided that only the Flash could save them and time travelled to get help from a Flash. John wasn't able to get help but he did acquire superspeed himself after time traveling. John donned the name ‘The Flash’ and created a Flash suit out of Flash suits he stole from the Flash museum. John Fox managed to save the future version of Central City and he got his first taste of being a hero.

Already the parallels to Eobard are obvious. The Flash obsession, the time travel, trying to be the Flash, ect. The only notable difference thus far is that Eobard had to invent crime to ‘fight’ when he was attempting to be the Flash and John had a legit crisis to combat. This legitimate need for a Flash combined with John’s willingness to step up would make him more of a Wally parallel than an Eobard parallel but unfortunately for him it didn’t last long. Due to future technology Fox became redundant. There was no need for a Flash and he was restricted to permanent guard duty at the Flash museum.

Taking away the need for a Flash made him desperate to go back in time and be a hero again. When an amnesic Wally West arrived in his century Fox saw his chance. He, following in Eobard’s footsteps, replaced Wally as the Flash. John went so far as to fall in love with Linda and strain her lightning rod connection with Wally, which trapped him in the speedforce. This was known information to John Fox. He was aware that Linda’s hope and love was Wally’s only chance at returning. What John did was akin to attempted murder. John wanted Wally's life. He lived in his house, donned his name and uniform, did his job and stole his girlfriend. He killed Wally for it. It’s really not hard to connect this behavior to Eobard who has tried to replace Barry multiple times in the past.

Fox is also not a great Flash. He’s skittish. Unsure and nervous. He’s playing the part of a hero rather than actually being one. Whereas Eobard was too aggressive as the Flash, John was too timid. Both, ultimately, were poor imitations of the originals.

This is where the similarities stop. While Barry reacted to Eobard with righteous fury, Wally reacted with anger, some sarcasm and then basically said ‘goddammit John you are helping me fix this mess or we are going to die trying’. When faced with a man who attempted to kill him and take over his life, Wally could only punch the man and be mildly snippy with him. Wally didn't want Fox to be an enemy. Wally saw potential in him. Wally saw the good man and hero Fox could be.

So Wally walked John through being a hero. He made Fox fix his mistakes, taught Fox how to save the day and by the end of it Wally ended up forgiving him. He gave John his stamp of approval, called him a Flash and sent him on his way.

This was a play by play on how to create a Reverse Flash. This was the recipe. John, by all means, should have been a villain. But Wally isn’t Barry. They are different people and they react in different ways. Wally is driven by the need to see the inherent good in people. He will always give people a second chance and, because of that, against all odds, Wally walked out of there with John Fox as a trusted friend and a Flash in his own right.

#It was like John had read Thawne's 'how to become a reverse flash' book and was doing the origin story word by word #then Wally walk in and was like 'pfft. old news.' and threw a flash book at his head #Wally was so fucking sarcastic and mad the entire time but goddamn did he redeem Fox and make a hero out of him #Wally: I fucking hate you #John: Im going to punch you so hard that you skip two decades #Wally: Im going to punch you so hard that you become a good person #John: .... what #Wally: You heard me! Pick up your fucking visor! we're going evil robot hunting you asshole #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #john fox