#and now i have the audacity

[radlymona]

Grown men yet to learn what a children’s fantasy novel series is. More at 11

#hp #jkr #u see this type of take every other week now and it’s as stupid as ever #yeah I couldn’t get into the kids fantasy book because #*checks notes* the sports game didn’t have the same rules as my real one #mind u the second dude has the audacity to use the word badness while criticising an authors writing ability

[drenched-in-sunlight]

A little comic I did for an AU where Arquebus captured 621 right after the Ice Worm mission and they never managed to escape.

Freud and Snail who captured a scavenger bird.

Rusty who did not get the chance to confess.

621 who did not remember a single thing.

vögelchen means little bird.

I feel dumb posting the comic without even posting my design of Freud and Snail yet so I include them at the end.

#armored core #armored core 6 #v.iv rusty #v.i freud #v.ii snail #c4 621 #o’keeffe: y’all fighting over this one merc and have the audacity to make fun of me for pinning after my ex wife?? #ngl I were going to let Rusty said reconcile with the ex wife but I realize not everyone is familiar with the flatwell is o’keeffe’s ex wif #lore…which is tragic #he hasn't confessed but i drew this feeling like it's NTR #time to get Ortus and run Freud and Snail over Rusty #IDK if I’ll continue this AU I’m out of juice for now but of somehow 621 will remember #albi’s art #technically this is an excuse to draw someone punching Snail

[softhe4rted]

on loneliness jenny slate / japanese breakfast, posing for cars / corinne von lebusa, big glow / dadushin / alejandra pizarnik, tr. me / fka twings, home with you / avocado_ibuprofen / fiona apple, left alone / anne carson, “the anthropology of water”, plainwater / kiki smith, free fall / alejandra pizarnik, diaries

#hi my post #oooooohhh this is just a compilation of my own feelings lately #i know i have a red de apoyo i know i have my dearest friends but it's so hard to not feel alone when we're so far away #idk i just miss school and having someone to talk to everyday i'm not a text gal i need to hear your voice i need to see you i need someone #to caress my hair i need contact i need closeness i need to know somebody hears me #it's not all bad i do love my solitude but i just .... i just think in a room full of people nobody would choose me #lol i'm gonna stop now i just always use my tags as a venting space xd #also yes i had the audacity to translate alejandra pizarnik but i just couldn't find that bit already translated and i really wanted it her #web weaving #on loneliness #loneliness tag #being alone #jenny slate #japanese breakfast #posing for cars #corinne von lebusa #dadu shin #alejandra pizarnik #fka twigs #home with you #fiona apple #left alone #anne carson #plainwater #kiki smith #parallels #poetry #prose #words #lyrics

[magicaldreamfox1]

kinnporsche the series as faceless gifsets: ep 12 / 14

“I was just following my papa’s order.”

#u guys would scream if u knew how long this set has been rotting in my drafts #it had 10 gifs and i couldn't decide which one to boot but i FINALLY got it so have this #i remade it bc last time it wasn't 4k and i was also determined to do better than last time #and can u believe tumblr's audacity bc now that i was finally ready to post it didnt show up on the dash #bc tumblr was pissy abt the colouring choices i made in one gif. come on now #vegaspete #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #bl shows #my gifs #usertph #userboots #taggingmarion #saturntracks #faceless kp series

[politicalprocrastinator]

Christopher Eccleston did not kiss a man on the lips for you bitches to say that the doctor used to be straight

#the biphobia popping out after this ep is so telling icl #“10 was straight 11 was this 13 was that” the doctor has always been gender fluid and bisexual i hope that helps!!! #and that kiss is textually romantic as well he literally confessed love to the doctor and kissed him and the doc reciprocated!!! #that was the second ever on screen kiss between the doctor and another person first ever in the new series #and you bitches have the audacity to say he was straight before dt mentions fancying isaac newton??? grow up!!!! #anyway some of u are rly showing the biphobia by even declaring that he's “now gay” bitch he been bi he always been bi and will always be bi #dw #doctor who #dw spoilers #david tennant #rtd2 #christopher eccleston

[naffeclipse]

Finished your latest chapter, and I was at rge ended if my seat from beginning to end. Amazing!

And at the end of the chapter I thought of an inquiry:

What if y/n is a hunter/fisherman instead of a photographer? How would they have met, and what would the dynamics be like? Would they bring each other kills to give to the other to show off? Or in Eclipse's case, courting gifts? Still would figure y/n wouldn't realize what Eclipse is actually doing.

Oh, man, I just flashbacked to Fisher Y/N from Deep Waves but for an AP fisher? They'd be a bit disgruntled and grumpy. Very hard working, set on the task and won't stop until it's done. They've got a shell that rivals crabs. Very gruff but has a heart hidden somewhere under all those brusque layers.

Of course, you're spooked when Eclipse pops his head up (he's a lot more terrifying, not trusting humans on their boats with their harpoons.) Still, once he sees that you're alone and also, well, pretty, he tones it back a bit to actually talk to you while still dangling you halfway off your boat above the icy cold of the sea. You manage to yell at the siren to put you back. While Eclipse does so, he promises to bring you fine fish, the best of the best. You wave him off like "Yeah, yeah, as long as you don't ruin my nets and don't kill me."

The next day, he's got a fat catch. You thought you got rid of him, but like a stray cat that's been fed once, he's back. If he can chat, he can help you push the nets onto your boat so the fish don't flop out and get away. You might pick one cod out (the best one but you would rather die before admitting so) and toss it to Eclipse for his lunch, as thanks, or something like that. Eclipse would beam at the exchange of gifts so soon but you're too busy trying to not slip on the half-frozen, half-wet deck to notice.

You know sirens are bad news, but you have the mindset of 'Eclipse hasn't killed me yet, and there's work to be done, so I better hop to it.' That kind of attitude, however, is what gets you into Eclipse's mandated cuddle sessions as he decides you've been working too long and require a break. Guess who is getting yanked across the deck, forcibly cradled, and persuaded to take a twenty-minute break by a large, touchy siren? You, of course!

It's unusual to endure this kind of attention (and maybe you thought no one would touch you like this, make you feel like you're not just a ghost on the sea.) You put your shoulder to the wheel and get the catch while navigating Eclipse's hands of avarice.

You learn quickly that there's no use trying to get out of his arms once he has you. You also learn that he likes seals, but you try to catch squid and even, once or twice, small sharks for him to snatch on. He returns the favor with a bounty of fish and even guides you to better fishing spots. He's always eager to hand you the fish he catches to you personally. You don't think too much of it when you take it in your gloved hands and his grin widens. (You think he looks infatuated whenever you stumble upon an old seashell or half-plucked feathers or shiny, chipped scales and figure he might think it's pretty, but you don't take it to heart—he probably just likes trinkets.)

One day, when the sea is calm and the fish are nowhere to be found, Eclipse decides you are due for a break. You both lounge on the deck of your smelly boat. You don't even push away Eclipse's hands while precious work minutes slip by, resting your head on his chest to his great pleasure. Eclipse manages to coax a few confesses from your lips with a few slippery musical notes in his voice. You really don't know why you start rambling like this, like a fool. You tell him you don't have anybody, but nobody has you. Sometimes, you don't feel like a person because the only time you talk to another human being is when business over the fish is conducted. You're so used to not having anyone to talk to that when you talk to Eclipse, your voice becomes hoarse and dry, but you don't mind. You don't mind at all, lately.

He tells you in that way of his that is as true as the sun and moon that he has you. You don't believe him, but you pull out a little... gift you've been quietly crafting for the past while you've known him.

Now is as good as ever to give him a simple piece of jewelry you made with a cord and yet another seashell that's so old and pale pink that no one will notice or care for it, but he takes it from you with awe. He ties it around his wrist and shows you how pretty it looks against his black and white markings. He says you need to strengthen your voice. You need to talk to him more. He will listen, and he will listen when you sing, too. The mere thought of you singing of all things jars you enough to finally pull you out of this fancy and get you back on your feet, scouring the sea for fish to catch.

Eclipse is still wearing the seashell when he drops back into the water, and he doesn't let you out of his sights on the sea. You're left to wonder if you're a fool for giving a siren a gift or for feeling pleased that he wears it so proudly.

#y/n: i have to work so don't get in my way #eclipse when he decides it's break time: sorry i can't hear you over me grabbing you for cuddles and rest :) stop fighting #he'd call them fishie instead of birdie #also y/n giving him anything and strictly rationalizing it as junk or needing to repay him but maybe eclipse will find it nice #eclipse getting anything from y/n: oh! our courtship is going swimmingly #apex polarity #amymaleneart #y/n gives him the seashell necklace and internally barfs at their own audacity and expression of feelings #eclipse is swooning because they're now engaged #they are not the same

[lotus-pear]

i wish all people who use others' art as a means for financial profit a very fucking kill yourself. i mean it.

#just found out that this one motherfucker was making my skk art into stickers on redbubble and selling them online? with success? #like they were actually making a fucking money from it? money that should be directed towards ME bc those were MY blood sweat and tears #that went into the work. MY talent and skill and experience that i have cultivated over the years to produce something #where does one get the fucking audacity to even COMPREHEND DOING this #i am literally bitter beyond words. absolutely seething with anger #i just. i have no words. this a new level of vile #bsd fandom is absolutely HORRID when it comes to miscrediting and stealing and just overall treating artists like SHIT #i NEVER had a reposting issue when i was in genshin. or persona. or anything else ever #but NOW i have to deal with every other ask in my inbox being like “oh lotus your art was reposted :(” #IM SO FUCKING SICK OF IT

[emilybeemartin]

Patrick José Hagman Cooper Harris Perkins Harper and Antonia Moreno Sharpe

^look, look, remember the little rifleman doll her mother made her? Well all that's left is a fragment of the green jacket which she's stitched to her pack

#all right you've had your fun #now get off my lawn #i have things to do #i dont have time to hyperfixate #on the extremely compelling potential you two present #seriously leave #sharpe #delusion and audacity

[justpostsyeet]

Now i can't stop thinking about some orc scholars. Like they wouldn't have been some brutish animalistic beings after living in middle earth for so many years. They have speech, they live in communities and they can have a coordinated war formation so, their might have been some development of culture in their communities. Maybe we just don't know because their history was never preserved.

#imagine its a good moonlit night #you're trying to hypothesise why your creator Melkor created you #you're studying the thesis of various orc scholars from different generation and wham #elves attack you #now you have to just run around with your sword protecting you favourite manuscripts while these elves have audacity to tell you that #you're the scum all along and were trying to destroy their home #if some rando from another species tried to attack me in my thinking time and destroy my books #i would too thrown my hands #lotr #the lord of the rings #the hobbit #hobbit #the silmarillion #silmarillion #the rings of power #rings of power #*i would too have thrown my hands

[pourablecat]

Eskarina! She ends up looking a bit like Granny, due to convergent evolution.

Esk: You've missed my BA graduation, my wedding, my MA graduation, my baby shower, my husband's funeral, my PHD graduation, not to mention every single one of my son's football matches. I am disowning you as my mother figure.

Granny, who was in a 15-year time skip: Your what?

#discworld #discworld fanart #gnu terry pratchett #eskarina smith #granny weatherwax #esmerelda weatherwax #I always wondered what would happen if they ever met #and what soured relations between Esk and all the other witches #Esk: I wrote to you every month for 15 years and you never replied! #And you have the audacity to show up now? #And Granny makes a pikachu face #Equal rites

[nothingleftforme]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HAMAS. YOURE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING MIND IF YOU THINK ANYTHING HAMAS HAS EVER DONE EVEN COMES CLOSE TO THE ATROCITIES THE STATE OF ISRAEL HAS COMMITTED AGAINST PALESTINIANS AND THE REST OF THE MIDDLE EAST FOR 75 YEARS. FUCK YOU.

#israel has no right to exist #israel has no biblical right to anything. most of their citizens have dual citizenship and are from europe or the US. they are SETTLERS #they are currently bombing lebanon right now. wtf would hamas be doing in lebanon #watch documentaries. they teach their citizens that arabs want them dead #not palestinians #ARABS. the people they are cosplaying but of course they’re different right #they looked at footage of dead palestinians on twitter and had the AUDACITY to say pallywood #as in accusing them of producing fake footage for sympathy #the way their own government does and they blindly accept #if you killed my whole family and i was the soul survivor i would become worse than hamas #isreal has no right to exist #isreal should not exist #free palestine #free gaza #free democratic republic of congo #free sudan #free puerto rico #free hawaii

[an-established-butt-dent]

Var lath vir suledin

Soft, soft lips - they haunt me in my dreams.

#solavellan #solavellen hell #solas x female lavellan #dragon age inquisition #Can't wait for dragon age dreadwolf to come out #I still have hope for some CLOSURE uhghhfhf #So I'm like 10 years late to the wonderful suffering that is solavellanhell #Please tell me I'm not alone in my pain ughgjfjfjfndn #On my first playtrough I was blissfully unaware of the angsty hell that is solavellan #Romancing Iron Bull and having a blast #And now 10 years later I get my heart broken by this EGG #The audacity #Yet I'm living for it #<3 #Here is some fanart of my favorite heartbroken elves #^_^ #solas dragon age #Solas #the dread wolf rises #my fanart #my art #dai #original artwork #fenharel #The dreadwolf #The pain is real #dai fanart #solavellan hell #solasmance #inquisitor lavellan

[danwhobrowses]

I still can't believe Critical Role in the span of 2 weeks went 'hey remember that ship you like? Well we have this whole episode endorsing it which is awesome' just to suck me in and then this week go 'now that we got the table invested, Taliesin will now whiplash everyone like Imodna did with the sisterzoning but also maybe denial or gauging reactions' and then leave us on that FOR THREE WEEKS

#yes I like critical role I have other hobbies than pokemon wrestling and one piece #though it is fairly new I was like toe dipping with TLOVM then just kinda got swallowed into the void and now hey look they're LOTR chars! #callowmoore #fearne calloway #ashton greymoore #rockwild #fearne x ashton #ashton x fearne #taliesin jaffe #ashley johnson #critical role #bells hells #Taliesin you know what you're doing but that is just mean #I get too invested in ships I like so I crave romantic payoff with the pickpocket love language emperor/empress duo #'let's just get the fans to stew on that while we do Mighty Nein reunion and Candela Obscura and then MAYBE we'll track back to it' like fr #in front of my salad? in front of an invested and encouraging Laura Bailey? the nerve the gumption the audacity!

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Queued Hot Take from the blinding migraine cave:

I’m hate New Moon’s new behavior vastly more than I ever hated Old Moon’s behavior.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf moon #queue #hot take #queued for 12:10am #at least old moon had the audacity to trust others outside his brother sometimes #i mean the man full on adopted lunar no questions asked just about #and willingly sacrificed himself for kc despite having went there to kill him #and said bloodmoon should’ve had a chance to change #still a berry big improvement from what we have now #snoweytrashposts #snoweytalks #snoweyrambles #snoweyrants

[pocketsizedquasar]

i want every single white piece of shit on that post calling people fascists or misguided or privileged or stupid for not voting for biden to look a palestinian person whose entire family got killed by biden in the eyes and tell them you think they should vote for biden. tell them you think they're privileged for not voting for biden. look them in the eyes and condescend to them about how much danger they clearly don’t know they’re in.

don't actually do that. don't actually ever speak to a fucking brown person lmao. eat shit actually.

i want every single one of you genocidal freaks to think for two seconds about why you think it's acceptable to tell brown people to vote for the man committing genocide on their fucking families. to tell disabled people to vote for the man committing eugenics based genocide on them at home via covid. (you do realize the largest amount of covid protection rollbacks occurred during biden's presidency right? you do realize a thousand people a week are CURRENTLY dying from covid?)

using the threat of our rights being taken away as a cudgel against Black and Brown and disabled ppl as if the biden admin hasn’t overseen more covid deaths than the trump admin, massive attacks on immigration rights (including the recent immigration proposal increasing mandatory detention and allowing mass deportations), massive attacks on reproductive rights (they knew abt roe v wade for WEEKS. we can bypass congress for genocide & for worsening immigration rights but we can't do anything about abortion?), as if we aren't looking at the current highest levels of homelessness since 2007. and all of that on top of the fact that joe shitstain biden is LITERALLY COMMITTING GENOCIDE.

the audacity. the absolute audacity. of this white bitch going ""vote for them: the most marginalized, the most vulnerable"" BIDEN IS KILLING "THEM." BIDEN IS KILLING US. How dare you speak for us? biden's complete rollback of covid protections have killed more people than trump. biden's admin has utterly abandoned disabled people to die. he is committing a eugenicist genocide against all disabled and immunocompromised people. he is committing a genocide against palestinians. the audacity to call those people "privileged" for refusing to enable THEIR OWN GENOCIDES.

"boohoo we have no choice but to vote for the genocidal fascist or else there'll be fascism!!!" you dumb fuckers we are already living in a fascist state. you don't care about stopping fascism. you don't care about stopping genocide. you care about fascism and genocide not hurting you. if spineless liberals and dems want so badly to beat trump they should put forward a candidate who hasn’t alienated the voter base that let them win the last time, not the candidate that barely won four years ago before reneging on his promises (student loans, environmentalism, etc), killing half a million people from covid, and killing 20,000+ more via colonial genocide.

to every dumbass in those notes going “uwu he isn’t perfect uwu he isn’t my first choice uwu we can't let ~disagreements~ get in the way uwu voting is like public transport <3 voting is like a group project”: ten thousand children are dead. ten thousand children are dead. ten thousand children are dead. biden killed ten thousand children. what the fuck is wrong with you.

i hope you all rot.

#quasartalks #us politics #politics #joe biden #palestine #israel #covid #covid19 #genocide #ableism #racism #jesus fucking christ this is infuriating. this is so fucking infuriating. #the sheer condescension and audacity of these white pieces of shit #i hope every single one of them is haunted for the rest of their lives by Every Single Person who died of covid during the past 4 years #by every single child that Biden and Israel murdered during the past 2 months #i have scarcely been this fucking furious in my life. #i hope you all rot. #i made this post like two days ago and then left it in my drafts for a bit but yeah i’m still just as furious lmao #how dare you tell a people being genocided to support the man doing it #this is rebloggable for now but if people clown i’m throwing hands

[liquidstar]

and now for something stupid

#but really i also just wanted to play around w this sort of coloring style bc its been FOREVER since ive used it #and i think i can make it look better now #AND i think i can make more sillay stuff like this and not have it take as long w cleaning up lines #anyway now you all understand the terrible dynamic between these three #phobo's infodump text is just copypasted from the wikipedia page for knives. #julliet ALSO uses knives is the thing so hes actually mansplaining < JOKE #he just wants to share. even if it gives her a headache. but he wouldnt mansplain he doesnt have it in him. hes ok with felonies tho #but julis life hasnt known peace since she was told to take care of the newbies #and shes ALSO a newbie (just slightly less so) so really this is probably just tartarus hazing her #theyd take one look at the two disorganized unserious overeager newbies and think ''you know what would be fucking hilarious'' #and pass them onto the neurotic slightly-less-newbie who takes everything as seriously as possible. disaster combination. #i cannot stress enough that this is a group of bandits and murderers theyre NOT above hazing. #deimos actually is doing the best job at it since he is stealing as we speak #i mean hes not supposed to do it to his teammates but still. on the right track #as for the dynamic between deimos and phobos themselves its like. theyre just bros. theyre both pretty similar in personality #except deimos is kinda more mean and cynical while phobos can be kinda. dense and naive despite literally where hes at in life #but most of the time theyre basically beavis and butthead #i would also like to stress that juli is not being homophobic she just already cannot stand these guys and cant believe the audacity #but. complete misunderstanding. karma for stealing wallets ig #this will never be cleared up by anyone ever #but again thats not their dynamic they are just beavis and butthead. and i guess that makes juli daria LOL #finn's ocs #finn's art