#and ohhhh i couldnt pass that up

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again

#as you can surmise im Perfectly Normal about it #this man doesnt make me insane at all. nope. #trying out some new coloring and texture and background things... #on a side note. and i say this so lovingly bc theyre my favorite flowers #FUCK DRAWING HYACINTHS ALL MY HOMIES HATE DRAWING HYACINTHS #that was hell on earth. #ANYWAY THIS DUDE IS NEAT I HOPE HE DIES #nah im jesting im Jesting. am i tho #dead or alive i want him to experience unimaginable horrors and then die ten times and come back Normal #bc eddie strikes me as a 'dying would fix them' character #whether its a real death or a perceived death or Youve Been Dead The Whole Time death dont care dont care #i need him dead on the ground for at leeeaaaast five minutes #id be frothing at the fucking mouth. ragh #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #originally this was gonna be a Very bloody little piece #but then my brain went 'hey. symbolism. what if the blood was flower petals. from hyacinths' #and ohhhh i couldnt pass that up #i wish i did! i would have had a lot more fun drawing a gruesome injury rather than Those Damn Flowers! #i dont know why ive latched onto the hyacinths outside the post office but my brain wont let go #ITS JUST SO SPECIFIC. why why whyyyyyy put that specific flower by this specific guy #especially flowers with Those Meanings and That Myth #*violently shaking the site* WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN #ok im getting myself too worked up i need to touch grass or poke the fire

[loversgothic]

Is there a particular reason you stopped making Fortnite art?

ohhhh boy. theres a few? in part its because it stopped being fulfilling and i lost interest and inspiration. its also because i cant play the game anymore because it cant run on my laptop with the new updates.

but a big one is that people are... really mean. really, really mean. people in the fortnite community overall are SOOOO NEGATIVE esp to artists. i make primarily romantic art and pinup art, and people can be incredibly unkind. ive been called slurs (both homophobic and racial), ive seen my friends get bullied for posting art in a similar vein, fuck that shit was a NIGHTMARE. fortnite possibly has the worst fandom ive ever seen, and ive been in SO MANY of them! i made mostly Jonesdation art, and while there were people who liked it, there was a lot of people who also didnt. there was some kind of weird.. looming feeling that i was afraid of posting my indulgent work (of course i always posted it anyway! im no pussy) but i dont like having that feeling loom over me. its also bc some of my friends kind of thought it was Funny when i did Foundation art since they didnt care much abt fortnite lore and thought my serious art i put all my time into was funny because of who acted Foundation. and i want my ideas to be taken seriously enough if i present them in a serious fashion.

its also because The Seven got slipped out of the story as time passed, and i really just couldnt get into the Oathbound or current groups. and even then, content with The Seven and Foundation in particular really felt like punch after punch regarding a character i became attached to (to nearly a delusional extent) with peoples perception of him becoming shittier because of a fucking comic that sucked ass. after a while it feels like people forgot abt him :( fortnite seriously moves WAYYY too fast and theres too many characters to get attached to, once your fave falls out of relevancy in story you are probably not gonna hear about them again? the only seven members i ever see ANYONE talk abt anymore is origin and that is bc im friends with the number one origin fans SBHJAHBANJA i love them i hope they have fun forever <3

something else that i think is that, i fell out of the fortnite fandom because it feels like its not a great place to explore ideas for me. when it comes to writing, i want to explore relationships, symbols, backstories, and the character i liked (Foundation) did NOT have that many people willing to explore those ideas and it made me scared to share them. Fortnite also doesnt really have a lot of... depth. it COULD have depth, sure, but you have to grasp at straws and make up half of it. it just.. wasnt fulfilling enough, i need something i can Dig into.

ill always love the Fortnite characters, and ill always love The Seven. ill always love Fiore (my foundation oc i made before he got unmasked officially) and FUCK ill always love all of the villains and Jones. but right now i need to explore something else fulfilling

here are some other small reasons:

my art has been stolen for tiktok thirst traps multiple times

i dont have a problem with being in a community with a lot of teenagers (i am a teenager. an adult one but ykno) but DAMN its a relief to be able to talk like an adult to OTHER ADULTS now that im out of there

ive also had to hide my nsfw art twitter for a variety of reasons that are complex. (one of them being that Im not trying to get bullied more)

it felt like i was fucked bc i couldnt produce relevant art fast enough to keep up with the game

#SORRY THATS SRSLY LONGGGG #.txt #ask #also if i said every crazy thing i had ever thought i would be put in the fortnite struggles hall of fame #now i can just like. say crazy ass things here and people will just nod and understand me

[horce-divorce]

OHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD one of my friends is running freaking mushroom camp and trying to get more ppl to come 😭😭 it's THREE DAYS of learning how to ID and cook mushrooms with other mushroom ppl and mycologists, at camp, in september. Fuck!!! Fuck.fuck fuck fuck fuck I wanna go so bad. SOOOOO BAD. this is like all I've wanted for years that sounds like a DREAM.

I'm absolutely in no physical condition to do such a thing though... I'd have to meticulously plan my food, I'd have to wear a mask the entire time, and I have no idea what kind of volunteer stuff I could even be capable of and that's the only way I could afford to be there (I mean I can do stuff, I just don't wanna be too picky about it cus it's farm work y'know?? what needs doing just needs doing and that's not up to guests, but I might have to be picky bc I can pass out just standing there)

Basically I'd need..like. a carer to be able to do this lmao. Someone would have to come with me and help me with shit the whole time, and be ready to bail if I got sick.

But even just considering the # of people and how many ppl I know who had covid already in the last 2 weeks.... :/ And btwn that and how far my symptoms have already progressed even w/o getting sick... I really couldnt risk it anyway, more than likely.

Heartbroken to realize this tbh. I've been griping about wanting this exact mushroom camp situation for years and here it is and it's RIGHT THERE and I can't.

I am sooooo frustrated rn. I am losing more and more of me and my life w each week that passes, my symptoms get worse daily, and they tell me my case isn't severe enough to treat. I can barely get around the garden. I can't bend to unload the dishwasher. I am in agony 24 hours per day. I can't have a job. I can't do barely anything I want to do. And it's still not enough. They're still telling me I'm not worth helping.

#me #prsnl #low key tempted to just risk it all. stop smoking weed. and go on the damn feeding tube. #then u of m might actually do surgery. #and they might fuck it up worse. they tend to do that there. not a great success rate. #but they might fix it. i might get my stomach back. even a little bit. #that might simply be what it takes.

[pezpenser205]

unhinged suicidal rambling again because i have no quality control on my blog anymore :/

man. idk. life amirite. why do people do this. any of this. everything i do is just another thing to pass the time. i dont genuinely enjoy anything and the worst part about it is that i dont even think i want to. i just. dont care. like at all :/

my therapist asked what keeps me going to school and stuff and really all i had to say was "nothing. i dont have any future plans i want to carry out and im not invested in anything. the only thing i want to do is fuck around and die. i do stuff because im told i have to." and she was just fucking floored?? like maam i came to you with a major depressive disorder diagnosis. what do you want from me. what is my dad even paying you for. hell why is he paying for anything for me ??

what did you expect me to say here. "ohhhh yeah im totally living to get my fucking community college associates degree and get my first goddamn fucking miserable job i dont care about at 21 and a shitty apartment with no one in the world i can trust just to come home and play the same 2 games ive been playing my entire life because theyre the only thing that makes me feel like a kid again while i absentmindedly try to latch onto media i couldnt even give a single atom of a shit about while being unable to get an animal or a plant for companionship because im so scared of the emotions that come with loss i refuse to love anything at all im just fucking dying to live and get my whole life consisting of persistent apathy, longing, loneliness and sorrow started bro. ^_^"

????? kill yourself like actually what else do you want from me. im alive to keep you comfortable so you dont have to grieve and thats it you fucking shitbag. "live for yourself" what a fucking joke. whats best for me rn is like. the opposite of that. i dont get why people in my life want me alive for some reason though and its simultaneously selfish and pointless because i cant name a single positive thing about me without it being a lie. im 100% convinced people just dont want me to die because theyre attached to the idea of me existing because ive been here for so long and people dont like change, as shown by me being so scared of the idea of losing a pet that i refuse to get one. or the fact that i cant get attached to any media bc i know the attachment will fade and mean nothing. or the fact that i dont want friends because i know we will grow apart. there is no imaginable goddamn reason why ANYBODY would want me here other than fear of loss. everything ive ever done can easily just be done by others its ridiculous.

idk i think being anti suicide is dumb because some people really do just need to kill themselves because their unhealthy mindsets and coping mechanisms are etched into their very soul and everything they do and one of those people are in fact me. nobody would be missing shit if i died except for like. the money my family spent raising me. and even then thats just kind of a sunk cost fallacy type thing. so like my family needs to get over it or something idk. im living life with the "one more day" mindset atp. they can just cry about it if they dont like it. lord knows ive done more than enough crying in the past 2 months alone. idc anymore. yalls turn. <3 cry. ❤️ or shut up. youre annoying. ill kill myself whenever its convenient and potentially painless. literally the only thing keeping me from doing it is it being inconvenient. if i had a gun itd be so over /pos i really think itll be the first thing i buy with my money if i ever get a job

#op #suicide #suicidal ideation

[hyunverse]

hehehehe ur cute. i’m so happy to hear ur day was good :)). i cry at movies too 😔. this is so embarrassing but i legit cried at the end of the sonic movie like the 2020 one … IT WAS JUST A SOFT ENDING OKAY 😔😔😔. I COULDNT HELP IT 😔😔. SAME grocery shopping is smth i always look forward to. i swear the cereal section is the best bc it’s just so bright. like everything else has such bland packaging and then the cereal section is just boom color and happy characters and cute logos like it’s just the best. THEY HAD MY FAVE PASTRYY it’s called spanakopita and it’s soooo yum. it’s a spinach and ricotta blend in this rly flakey pastry it’s so so so good. same i love them all sm. andddd let’s just say the dogs here are definitely city dogs so they’re a lot more immune ….? to odd things …? and to doing odd things ???? and their owners just aren’t even phased it’s so strange 😭

LMFAO ITS TRUE THEYRE LIKE DORITOS 😭😭 yep ik exactly what ur talking about and it’s perfffff. nothing better than some nice collarbones too. they look so delicate and kissable gahhhh. hyunjins make me dizzy. sooooo delicate and longgggg he’s so <333333333. victor 100% unreachable visual who is the blueprint. howl pendragon can come into my life and ruin it rn now pls. talk about perfect man ?? like yes bring him here pls 🙏🏼. LIKE AN ERASER 😭😭 UR LITERALLY RIGHT BC WHY R THEY SO HUGE ?? i love it tho hehe

ohhhh okay yes that makes sense, that’s so cool to think of. all the fast food in america sucks tbh 💔. i’d much rather mcdonalds from another country than whatever we have. every fast food thing here is just … boring. and expensive now so you’re better off just going somewhere else yk ? agreed i don’t customize my orders ever, but i do like to add cold foam to my coffee hehe. it’s just so rich and creamy and delish. and the machines are always “broken” bc they just don’t want to clean it 😭. they’re a pain to clean so i understand but if i want a mcflurry, i want a mcflurry 😠. andddd now i’m craving pandan leaf chicken as well <///3 so smokey and delish grrrr i love food

HYUNJIN DOES FLIRT THROUGH DANCING OMFG. he’s so perfect i actually get frustrated. like i don’t understand how someone can have that many ideal qualities and just exist. how does he live w himself knowing he is the IDEAL MAN ?? IDEK WHAT ID DO W MYSELF. FELIX IS DEFFF ACTING UP. but seeing this confidence on him is so attractive 🤭🤭🤭. i feel like that’s another thing that makes hyunes dancing so attractive bc you can tell he’s so content while doing it and how all of his moves are so articulated GAHHH i could watch him dance all day. imagine dating him and just being able to watch him practice ?? him winking at you in the mirror every now and then ohhhhh i’d pass out

i hope ur sleeping well my pretty 💗💗 kisses 4 uuuuu

- 🐈‍⬛

sonic movie??? ive never heard of anyone crying over the sonic movie T_T then again i cant judge because ive never watched it. dw bae, i cry over soft endings too. we have issues and its ok!! tbh i cry over fluff more than i cry over angst. it's just that i get so overwhelmed by the love, that it makes me sob yk? i sound insane, dont i </3 whats ur fave cereal? i love the milo crunch cereal, tastes like milo but make it cereal!!! and i googled spanakopita and omg. . .it looks mouth-watering. gonna attempt to find a place which sells them here. talking abt pastries, 'm going to a cafe with my mum tmr for breakfast, so im looking forward to that!!

anything abt hyunjin makes me dizzy tbh. the recent dancing vids of hyune 😵‍💫 hes out to get me fr fr. management pls make him stop body rolling on stage bcs it makes me sick!! (pls dont i love it when he does) HOWL IS SO PERFFFFFFF. THE MAN! i could talk about the plot of howl's moving castle for hours. i love the plot twist, how howl has been searching for sophie for years. thats true love right there! also jeongin hand pics has been all over my fyp come save me!! save me from this monstrosity.

the american slander 😭cmere bae i'll take u to a mcdonalds 🙏i'll give you all the mcflurrys you want. its always available here <333 now im craving for an oreo mcflurry omg... and pandan leaf chicken zzz

STOP FEEDING INTO MY DELUSIONS, MY LOVE. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SUCH THOUGHTS INTO MY HEAD? i want hyunjin to give me a private show (not in an nsfw way i swear) he looks so enchanting on stage, i'd love to sit in front of him, alone with him and just watch him dance. he puts so much thought and emotion in his movements, it's amazing how he could do that all while ensuring every move is precise. making it all look easy is also one thing. oh the winks would be the death of me. i feel like he'd cling on u right after too <333 will ask for lil reward kisses after practise <3 did u see the vid of felix lifting his shirt up to make people scream for muddy water? hes in his hot guy and he knows it era. love it for him 🙏

also, today, seungmin and felix went live. i got to watch it and it was so chaotic T_T it was them attempting to make candy but failing at doing so </3 i mean what did we expect from them tbh.

hope ur day is going well, sweet darling. thousand of kisses for u <333!!

#rin's lovemail! #🐈‍⬛ anon 💌

[bakugoukatsukisonly]

pt.3 of my tendou x reader short story, idk what i did, and the other parts are actually written at 3am so i was in a dazed state at that time, so please excuse me for my mistakes.

"i like you too, y/n"

and for the second time, he swooped in for a kiss, one hand on her waist and pulled her closer and one hand on her cheeks, caressing softly.

after they parted, both face blushed furiously. "um so, are we-uh, are we? you know..." tendou asked shyly. "ofcourse tori, i would love to be your girlfriend. lets go now, its getting late" y/n tugged on tendou's sleeves softly. tendou's heart was still racing and the amount of cuteness from his now girlfriend made it worse for him. thoughts of insecurities filled his head but the warm hand that was squeezing his own gave comfort and reassurance that this was real, that he had found someone as perfect as her by his side.

"but since when did you like me? and why me?" tendou finally had the courage to ask. "since my first day in this school" y/n said shyly because she was really embarassed by it. tendou was really shocked, totally didnt expect that. "wha- you surprised me in everything you say, this is.. this is the first time one has ever say that to me" tendou was fluttered, he never thought someone would take interest in him in any way other than volleyball players that was playing against him.

"i like you since that day, its also my first time being attracted to someone" y/n said fiddling with their fingers. "how about you?" y/n asked. "what?" tendou questioned, verbally confused of the sudden question that was thrown. y/n chuckled and tendou found that very adorable, like he just want to scoop her up in his arms and just squeeze her, he snucked in a kiss though, that caught y/n off guard. "whyyyyyy??" y/n whined as she was really embarrased and hid her face on tendou's arms. tendou really felt so warm inside and falls deeper in love.

"ohhhh, a cute little kitten is hiding , where can i find this kitten? i miss her already" tendou faked cried and was replied with a slap on his sides. "ow now the kitten is mad, im sorry" tendou frowned that earned a peck from the other. "why are you so cuteee" she cupped his cheeks and squished it. tendou smiled and pecked her lips again and that was it, she was at her limit, she hugged him and buried her red face on his chest. she was very embarrased at tendou's actions.

"aw sweetie, how are we supposed to get home now if you hug me like this?" tendou didnt really care, heck he was literally on cloud9 but still, its late and they have school tomorrow. "okay okay, im fine now, lets go, tori!" she broke the hug and held his hands that surprisingly fits just right with her hand, and she really liked it. the rest of the walk was filled with tendou constant teasing and a very flustered y/n.

//

the next day, tendou was already infront of her house waiting for her to go to school together. "morning princess, ready to go?" tendou said bowing like a prince with an extended hand, waiting for his princess to take it. y/n took it, also commented on how cheesy that was. " you know y/n, i always wanted to do this, picking up girlfriend and sending off girlfriend, and i cant believe it, that day finally came and even with the girl of my dreams, im truly am the luckiest man alive" tendou said cheekily earning a peck on his cheecks by a flustered y/n continued by a chuckle. they continued their walk to school hand in hand.

//

arriving at school, all eyes were directed to their direction. it was obvious because who would've thought this day would come when the literal angel of the school entered the school hand in hand with the 'freak'. whispers were all over the place, gasps of shock was clear to hear, ofcourse this was really shocking and it seemed to have occured a commotion between students. the boys were all dissapointed and the girls are disgusted by the sight of this. y/n didnt care about the stares and whispers nor that she wanted to but tendou was very shifty and was scared to be honest, y/n picked up on this and squeezed his hands even more tighter in a way to comfort the poor boy, and it worked like magic, he was immediately calmed and they both continued on their way to their class being the center of attention of everyone else.

but to their dismay, they bumped into ushijima right before entering the classroom. ushijima quickly noticed the two and imediately know whats going on. "im sorry ushijima but i like tendou."

a moment of silence.

"its okay, but tendou, please take good care of her for me." ushijima said calmly but sternly.

"ofcourse, wakatoshi-kun" tendou smiled at him and y/n was finallly relieved.

"and dont be late for practice, tendou, our couch is really strict" ushijima said and was replied by "okay wakatoshi-kun~". y/n thought that went well and all was well, just her and her cute satori.

//

a week has passed, the whispers was still lingering around them, but they couldnt care less. as time passed by, tendou picked up on y/n's habits that he found really cute like when she instantly searched for his hands everytime they met, or when they were close together, she would always trace her hand on him, like on his arms or at his thighs or his face, everytime she does that, his heart would always skipped a beat. she was also clingy, not that he didnt like it but it was bad for the heart.

on the other hand, y/n also found out about tendou's habits like when he sings to his made up songs on the spot, its really cute though, or when he would uncosiously searched for her hand to seek comfortness and occasionally, he will kiss your hand gently, showing his love. he was also clingy but he tries not to show it but that somehow made him appear much more adorable than he already was.

tendou never wish for this to end, same as y/n. so they were in each other care for as long as they want.

//

the end, but i will update on little fluffs cause im in love with my baby tendou satori❤

#tendousatori #tendou satori #tendou x reader #haikyuu x reader #hq #haikyuu

[corruptedcaps]

Assistance

Carla couldnt believe that even after a year she was still stuck as the assistant to Frank the CEO. Worse still was she had been roped into helping him with all his extra marital affairs.

She would book the hotel rooms, buy the expensive gifts, take the wife’s calls of worry. She felt so dirty about it each day that she finally threatened to expose him if he didn’t stop. He promised he would. He told her he was leaving his wife for a new mystery woman called Carmen.

He instructed Carla to go to the hotel to make such the champagne was on ice and the special gift he had bought was there.

She arrived and found the room to be the bridal suite, much more extravagant than what he would usually do for his girlfriends.

Laying on a seat in the living room was a sexy little black lingerie number with a small card that said ‘wear me’. Carla was used to seeing such gifts for Frank’s mistresses and always looked upon them with disgust but seeing this particular item filled her instead with envy.

She still had an hour before either of them arrived so decided it was time she had a little fun from this arrangement.

First to come on were the long black nylon stockings that went up to her thigh. She gave them a satisfying snap once in place. Next she put on the black corset like lingerie and loved how it felt against her skin. Finally she put on the matching heels that came with the outfit.

She stood in front of the floor to ceiling length mirror and admired how she looked but also suddenly felt how wrong it was.

“What am I doing? If Frank found out he’d kill me! I don’t know what I was thinking, this is wronnnnggg.” She said moaning all of a sudden as she felt a change ripple across her body causing her to throw her head back in ecstasy.

“What’s happening to me? It has to be the lingerie. I. Must. Take. It. Off.” She said struggling to think straight as her mind and body were being attacked with immense pleasure. Her bones started to creak as her body began reshaping itself.

“It would be a shame of you to take it off after all the work I’ve done to make it.” Said the familiar voice of Frank as he entered the apartment ahead of schedule.

“What.. do you... ohhhh fuck... mean?” Moaned Carla fighting the changes she could feel. The once loose fitting bra section of the lingerie became strained under a sudden increase to her tits.

“All the previous affairs I was having was just my way of building the perfect woman. I would get them all to wear the same lingerie you now wear. It would copy all their best attributes. Beauty, intelligence, personality was all stored in that simple fashion piece. You are now receiving the fruit of my year long labour. You’re welcome.” Frank said taking a seat to enjoy the process.

Carla moaned further as she felt what he said come to pass. Her body turned several shades darker, her hair cascaded down her back becoming full and thick, her ass turned plump and round.

“Oh fuck yessss I fell so hot. I feel the bitchy souls of all your sluts merging with me, it’s making me soooo wet! No what am I saying? Why are you doing this to me?” Carla said unable to stand from the changes and falling onto the nearby seat.

“I hired you for this exact reason. You have no friends, no family but you have ambition. You have a craving to be the best and now I’m giving you the chance to be the best, the best woman, the best alpha, the best bitch. Embrace it and throw away what it means to be Carla. Becoming Carmen!” Frank said rising out of his seat drunk on his own speech with a rising cock in his pants to match.

Carla meanwhile was finding it hard to argue. She did want to be the best and now she could. She could be more than a hot piece of arm candy to him, she could be his Queen to his King.

The despicable minds of all his mistresses where urging her to succumb to become the epitome of bitchdom, how could she refuse? Her body was already accepting her fate as her changes began to wrap up. Her body toned to a gym goddess and her face caked in perfect makeup.

“Yessss you’re right! I want to be the envy of all women, I want them to feel insignificant in my presence. I want men to drool over me knowing they could never have what you’ll have nightly. Of fuck yesss Frank I give in. I want this! I want you!” She moaned allowing the new, meaner persona of Carmen to take over.

An ease washed over her as confidence filled her very being. She no longer had doubts, fears or anxiety. When she was the perfect woman why would she have any?

“Mmmm what do you have to say about your handiwork my love.” Carmen said in a sultry voice. Frank grinned as he knelt down on one knee and produced a ring from his pocket. The large diamond sparkled in her eyes as she gazed upon it, coveting it immediately.

She smiled a wicked grin as she stretched out met manicured hand for him to slip the ring on. She loved the way it looked and couldn’t wait to have similarly expensive jewels adorn her body, but for now she would let him wear her in the way she was now craving. 

#f2f #corrupted couple #corrupted clothing #nylon #bitchification

[majimemegoro]

How’d your mom feel abt the makoto ending😭

me: *reminds her about it*

mom: ohhhh takibana’s [sic] sister

mom: well first off it seemed like a very long time had passed from where i first saw her story to the part at the end there, so the feelings were not so immediate for me

mom: the part where majima talks to her in the street, and that guy who wants to date her... Ill admit that I felt sad that majima wasnt saying who he was. and i have to say also that i dont know why he couldnt do that. like i understand - im guessing he didnt want her to get mixed up with a yakuza

mom: i guess maybe it was the best thing he could do to not say who he was. but it still felt disappointing somehow.

mom: the part with the watch, i think i mentioned at the time that it was kind of *condescending tone of voice* improbable.

#it took me over a year to play the game to be fair #my fault.. #RIP #memecomradeoriginal #yakuza spoilers

[borderlinebitchin]

Whats the story?

what story?

edit: OHHHH LMAO THE CAR THING sorry im dumb

so i was driving and there was traffic ahead of me, so i let the guy on the street to my right go in front of me. its not like i was really moving forward much or anything. and the guy behind him tried to blow the stop sign to get in front of me too, so i sped up so he couldnt cause like my kindness only goes so far im not a doormat 🤪 and he beeped at me for like teo minutes and we came to a two lane area and he didnt even TRY to pass me until the dotted lines were gone and we had merged. beeped some more. rode my ass for like five miles. tried to cut into the shoulder to go around me so i drove my car a little more to the right so he couldnt. that realllly pissed him off. rode my ass some more, and literally FOLLOWED ME TO MY LOCATION. he saw i was turning into a storage unit and sat on my ass until i turned even though he could FINALLY get around me cause i was turning left. like what, you afraid of all the bodies ive already hid there? pussy

#road rage stories #ig #not really my rage but his LMAO

[skizmin]

Ravenclaw Seungmin

(my sweet sunshine i hope i can do you justice)

Genre: fluffy as FUCC yo, seungmin is a precious baby, he’s book smart then falls in love and has nO fuckin idea what to do, ugh hes so cUTe, confident til you (my lovely gender neutral reader) come along type shit lmao sue me

Words: 6330 holy shit

A/N: alrighty so i put some more effort into this one bc apparently yall didnt appreciate my woojin one (lookin at you you well rested hoes) and yeah. for the love of coke please stop sleeping on woojin and seungmin it hurts my heart.

this all sorta starts in the middle of exam season

seungmin is lowkey stressed

okay possibly highkey stressed

especially when his friend hyunjin drags him out of the study hall to go see some quidditch game

“hyunjin seriously i need to study” 

but hyunjins carrying seungmin over his shoulder screaming about something called stress relief and fun

but anyway, here seungmin is in the stands very begrudgingly 

thinkin about that lil song he made to remember how to pronounce that one pet hair expelling spell lmao

when he sees you

he knows you of course, always coming extremely close to his top mark in all his classes

once, in second year, you even beat him in defence against the dark arts which seungmin felt a bit down about for 3 weeks but also he knew you had an immense interest in jinxed plants which was the topic of half of the test

rip seungmin

anyway, he’d always sorta just ignored thinking about you unless it was his competitive side coming out 

for real once he almost gave up studying for a divination in class essay but was reminded you were in that class and just nYOOMED to finish his final draft

he only ever really thought about school anyway, much to the dismay of his friends who for once just wanted to get to know him more and take him out to hogsmeade or something

okay so anyway, hes in the stands and he sees you

he doesnt exect you to be there lol like

you study just as much as he does, right? 

not only are you there, but you arent even watching the game

youre in it

seungmin chokes on his motherfuckin pumpkin juice

hes all

W-WHAT

NO WHAT

HOW

hyunjin looks at him like wtf bro

seungmins just

“Y/NS IN THE QUIDDITCH TEAM? BITCH? WHAT??”

hyunjins like what???? ohhhh y/n?? dude theyre like one of the best chasers in the damn school

seungmin just looks from hyunjin to you (trying to intercept a pass from the other team) with wide eyes

“seungmin why do you look so shocked? do you know them?”

“yeAH THEYRE THE ONE THAT BEAT ME ON THAT TEST ONCE”

“hmm? what in second year??? dude you have GOT to let that go.”

but by now seungmins not even paying attention to hyunjin, he’s watching you speed past with the quaffle and scoring almost effortlessly

seungmin had never really paid much attention to quidditch. now much at all

aside from happily congratulating his friends on their most recent win and smiling brightly along with jisung when he begins screaming about the new chudley cannons line up

seungmin never really followed the world cup or anything

he simply decided when he was sorted into ravenclaw that he would dedicate himself to his studies

and he struggled to get the grades he does even though felix’s favourite thing to say to him was “all you do is study”

but he was proud of his grades

seungmin never really paid much attention to quidditch

but now? watching you?

your house colours billowing behind you as you smiled to a teammate, listening to their instructions on your next course of action.

he was mesmerised

wholly?? fully?? mesmerised??

he didnt know why but his heart sort of ached

he thought, why would he feel like this?

he understood though that he simply felt completely and utterly inferior to you

hes fine with being inferior to you in terms of quidditch, he doesnt play quidditch

rarely has flown a broom actually, unless necessary

but in terms of school work?

he genuinely set his soul to do that

he’s wholly dedicated to studying to achieve the almost record grades he has

and you?

you were right behind him

dont get him wrong, he doesnt think you dont deserve it, not at all. he would never say someone doesnt deserve recognition for their hard earned work.

he was upset because, honestly?

he saw how often his friends practised their quidditch skills. the team practise, individual practise, game plans, codes, flying methods, opponent studies

all of it

it was very nearly the same amount of time he spent studying.

and his friends? 

he remembers the time his friends minho a few years back struggled to scrape by a pass due to his commitment to the sport. even with copious amounts of tutoring that drove him into the early hours of the morning so often

the stress ate away at him. it was a particularly busy year for slytherins team and he was on high demand. the lack of interest in school kicked in after his grades began dropping

it wasnt a good time, not a good thing to witness. eventually he passed purely on all nighters full of cramming before exams

all his quidditch playing friends struggled to get above average in their grades, no matter how enthusiastic they were about learning and magic 

how did you, who was on par with their skill, manage to follow so closely behind him whilst studying?

of course, he was prefect, but that consisted of simply once a week meetings and helping younger students with school related things. sometimes an odd counselling session here and there and some advice on how to handle situations

but that took up rarely any of his time

not nearly as much as quidditch would

he felt sort of empty, like he had lost some kind of purpose. 

how was he going to deal with this? how was he going to deal with the fact that you were so so so far above him in all ways possible? the one thing he fully applies himself to is now meaningless to him

he wants to be better 

“minnie?? the games over. y/ns team won.” hyunjin called from beside him, nudging him with his shoulder

“ah, right.”

hyunjin furrowed his brows at seungmins down attitude but shrugged it off because

it be like that sometimes

ya’know??????

,,

fast forward to one week later and seungmins friends were getting increasingly more worried. why?

his usually immaculate notes were empty, he went straight to bed instead of studying (yet the bags under his eyes were dark and prominent. one of his dormmates reports to jisung that he has been sleeping quite fitfully.), he sat for hours on the weekend in the study hall tapping his quill on the table but his paper remained blank

hell, he hadnt even borrowed a new book from the library after finishing his most recent read

it was at this point jeongin forced hyunjin to confront seungmin about it

“so uh, whats up?”

“huh? oh nothing just chilling.”

“no i mean recently, youre acting odd.”

“o-oh?? (worm)”

“yeah, so you okay??”

“definitely, just busy sorting something out.”

hyunjin smiled and left seungmin be at that

seungmin realised that was the last straw, he was going to do something about how this affected him

so the next day, after classes ended, seungmin made his way to the library. after that he walked down to hagrid’s, their groundskeeper and teacher of magical creatures’, hut. then after that he walked up to the hospital wing.

when he returned to the great hall and jisung asked him where he had been, he just smiled and shook his head

what had be been doing?

volunteering.

volunteering to help at the library and help madam pince 5 nights a week every fortnight, volunteering to help hagrid tend to the animals and feed them and give them exercise every sunday, and finally, volunteering to run errands for madam pomfrey for 5 nights every other week and to tend to small injuries that can be handled with a simple muggle first aid kit if thats what the student would like

anyway once his friends found out what he had done they were very happy!! and confused??

and also worried

seungmin had aways had this habit of overworking himself

,,,,

okay so 3 weeks later he was in the library volunteering

pushing a trolley full of misplaced books up the isle while yawning widely

he thought he was doing pretty well. he was more than confident on the two exams that had passed during the time he spent volunteering n stuff

he walked along, still yawning occasionally, blaming it on the warm cozy feeling of the library late at night

but he jumped as he felt a tap on his shoulder and whipping his head around so fast his neck couldve snapped off

and then he saw you, looking nervous as you twisted your fingers together in front of you

he swore he couldve melted right then and there

wait?????? what???????

“u-uh, hey! um. yeah madam pince she-, she told me to ask you. ask you where to find a b-book that is! ha. haha.”

seungmin watched as your face got red and his heart sorta swelled?????

“oh! u-uh yeah! sure! which book?”

you smiled at him widely, relieved you hadnt asked the wrong person. “magical mediterranean water plants and their properties???”

seungmins heart stuttered

he had never really paid much attention to you before he saw you on the quidditch pitch, thinking of you purely as competition. but recently

god, recently he couldnt stop thinking about you. your face. your smile. your laugh, remembering the rare times you would joke around in class.

was this what it was like to have you smile at him?

he would fetch you 1000 books if he got to see 1000 of those smiles

oh my oh my was his heart beginning to beat faster and faster

“o-okay, uh- follow me?” he turned around quickly and began walking. he’d memorised the library way before volunteering anyway, madam pince getting sick of him asking where books were every second day

he walked up 3 isles and turned right, walking up the middle before tugging out his wand from his robes and softly flourishing his wand

from a high shelf, a black leather book floating down gently, seungmin extended his hand to grab it before passing it to you, cheeks red

“is this it?” seungmin already knew that was the book you were looking for. he read it last term to jog his memory before a herbology test

fUCK THERE WAS A HERBOLOGY TEST COMING UP RIP SEUNGMIN

anyway

“yeah!! seungmin, right? thank you so much.” you shyly smiled at him

“u-uh yeah!! just um, ask me for help if you need it and you see me. y/n, right?” god his brain was a mess

“of course!! well, i’ll see you around yeah??”

seungmin nodded, cheeks getting slightly redder

and with that you walked away, cheeks equally as red as seungmins and hands clasping tightly around the book he got for you

anyway, in the next week you and seungmin sometimes exchanged small smiles and waves but nothing more

you highkey wanted to talk to him but you were too shy so

it was okay bc he was shy too so

but anyway, you had been in your care of magical creatures class, talking to your professor as you attempted to befriend a porlock

(a small horse guardian thing that doesnt quite trust humans)

anyway, simply you got onto the topic of how hagrid could possibly look after all his creatures constantly to which he replied with a smile and 

“well theres a ravenclaw boy that helps me now. seungmin. do you know him? he helps me care for all of them every sunday.”

you furrowed your brows, it couldnt possibly be

“kim seungmin?” you questioned

“thats the one!” 

you smiled, saying you knew him before getting lost in your own thoughts.

didnt seungmin already volunteer at the library? maybe that was a one time thing. right????

surely he wouldnt be volunteering at two places at once. thats impossible

not with his grades, he couldnt possibly keep up. how much overworking would that be?

you were taking out of you thoughts with a sharp stinging pain on your wrist

you looked down to see your porlock obviously angry and trying to escape the calming hold you had on him

hagrid noticed you gasp and his eyes widened as he saw the blood trickling down your arm

“oh no! are you alright????”

“i’m fine! just got bitten is all.”

“here let me take the porlock, you should get yourself to the hospital wing. the last period bell is gonna go anyway so take your bag too”

you were stunned at your professor being so panicked

“im sorry its just ive filled out three incident reports in the last week”

you laughed, tugging your satchel over your shoulder and holding your wrist with your free hand to stop the bleeding somewhat

you greeted you friends goodbye before climbing up the grassy hill to hogwarts on your way to the hospital wing

as soon as you reached the castle, chimes came loudly from the bell tower above

you groaned, you knew you had quidditch practise in half an hour so you began to speed walk through the halls that were filling quickly with students

reaching the hospital wing you pushed the big oak door open, searching around for madam pomfrey

“excuse me?”

madam pomfrey popped out from behind her desk

“oh! y/l/n! im just about to head out on an emergency. some kid ate sat on a firework from that pesky store. is it serious?”

“uhhhhh, no?? i can patch myself up.” you smiled at the frantic nurse

she nodded and walked passed you, calling out as she rushed through the door in a hurry

“the kits on my desk! and if kim seungmin shows up tell him i dont have anything for him to do!”

you smiled quickly to her before she was gone

wait a minute? seungmin? what would he be doing here???

anyway, you walk up to her desk and drag out the first aid kit

you knew how to use a first aid kit

you were Cultured

anyway you were looking for something to dress your arm, you found a big ol’ dressing with all that sticky shit

bitch yes

anyway as you were struggling to open the dressing up, the gigantic oak door opened suddenly and you almost dropped the dressing you were holding to see a panting seungmin

your eyes widened as he crouched over and spoke

“madam- madam pomfrey im so” large breath in “sorry im late i just-” another pant “a student asked me where vectors office was and-” 

he finally stood up, eyes widening when he saw you

“o-oh! y/n? whatre you doing here??”

“uh, porlock.” you replied dumbly. not thinking enough to elaborate bc wow kim seungmin was right there looking gorgeous n shit

“porlock?????? the animal??????” he furrowed his brows

you nodded and suddenly remembered what the nurse had told you

“oh! uh, madam pomfrey is out right now but she said theres um,,, nothing for you to do???” you asked him, sounding unsure to whether or not you heard her correctly

seungmin furrowed his brows “o-oh.”

you looked away, and began fumbling with your dressing and spoke up again “do you help out here too?”

“uhhh. yeah, i do.” he replied somewhat awkwardly

“hagrid said you help him as well. do you get any rest?” you asking, sounding exasperated

but like,,,

low key lmao

“oh uh. yeah i try my best i guess.” he sounded so??? nervous???

“wait! y/n, let me do that. its what im supposed to be doing anyway” seungmin sheepishly says as he walked up to you

oh god what now???????? uh???????? seungmin very possibly touching you and being that close??????? uh??? a bitch is scared for their health but shhhhh

“n-no! its fine!” you mumbled back, suddenly very shy under seungmins gaze

“y/n you cant even get it open, not to mention your arm and hand are still covered in blood.”

he had a point

“oh. right.”

seungmin moved you over to one side of the table as he pulled out a bowl and a washcloth from one of the cabinets next to it.

he mumbled a soft aguamenti, creating water from his wand into the bowl, smiling in accomplishment

then he dipped half of the cloth into the water and wrenched it to get the excess water out

“can i uh- can u have your arm??” he  stuttered, suddenly realising how close you were, cheeks dusting pink

you held your arm up for him and he started wiping at the blood on your skin, you didnt actually mind the cool feeling of the water at all. 

you decided to use the awkward silence to have a little conversation with him

“why do you volunteer so much?” you questioned

seungmins movements halted for a second before he started cleaning your arm again

“no particular r-reason. i-, i like it?” he replied, not meeting your eyes

“why do you sound so unsure?” your pried, wondering why exactly the question was difficult for him

“im not unsure!” he assured you, taking a glance at your face finally before dumping the cloth in the water because he was done

“alright i guess”

“i uh,” he started whilst ripping open he package to the dressing, “i didnt know you played quidditch.”

you were surprised by this, everyone knew you played quidditch

“oh! really?? i thought it was obvious.”

he began placing the dressing on your wrist, trying to make sure there was no crinkles in the plastic sticky part

(yes i dont know the actual term for it fucking SUE ME)

“ah, i dont really pay attention to quidditch so.”

“oh. how’d you find out then?” you were curious as to how he knew if he barely knew you and didnt even like quidditch

“hwang hyunjin, you might know him, hes in our year. anyway he dragged me out to watch and you were playing so.”

“ah right. hyunjin’s the slytherin right?” 

“yup!”

cue: silence

seungmin was smoothing out the dressing on your wrist 

“y-your robes...” seungmin started, picking up his wand from the desk and mumbling a short “tergeo”

suddenly your robes grew warm and the blood siphoned off of them cleanly into seungmins wand

you were now comfortably warn in your robes as you went to pull your sleeve down before seungmin stopped you gently with his hand, checking the dressing was on properly one last time

you shivered at the feeling of his cold fingers, and decided to return the favour of hhim helping you

pulling out your wand, you muttered a soft incantation of a heat charm, pointing your wand over seungmins hands that adorned a pink hue due to the cold of the water earlier

“oh my god thank you” seungmin practically groaned, rubbing his hands together in front of your wand

you laughed quietly at him, finding his satisfaction amusing before he looked up to your face and realised, blushing a deep shade of pink

okay imma keep it real with you chief

you liked seungmin a lot

idk he just??? made you feel so giddy. your stomach like,,, dipped when he smiled at you n stuff

i mean you werent the only one,, there were heaps of people in your year that fawned over the smart boy. hard-workers are always the most popular like come on

but you sorta just knew there was no chance between the two of you and you were perfectly happy being friends with the boy. his friends always hyped him up a bunch like he was some kind of god

you definitely agreed he was good company, even when you two werent necessarily comfortable around each other yet

but anyway, seeing him standing there blushing in front of you made you uwu SO HARD

and you were glad he knew you from something you loved, that being quidditch

wait

fuCK QUIDDITCH PRACTISE YOU ALMOST FORGOT

“seungmin!! im so sorry i have to go!! i have inter house practise!!”

seungmin’s eyes widened a little

i mean yeah you had to go to practise but like also

that was the first time???????? you’d said his name to him???????? excluding the time you asked him if it was in fact his name but like

oh my god seungmins blush got even darker because he didnt know he could like how someone said his name but he definitely likes him name 20 times more when youre saying it and and youre smiling and running out of the infirmary and waving to him and its all too much like his heart rn??? dead. his brain??? he doesnt know her, it turned to mush

seungmin walked over to one of the beds in the hospital wing and sat down, sighing

he was so fucked

,,,,,,,,

 “you’re friends with kim seungmin right?” you questioned jisung as you waited for the rest of the schools quidditch players to exit the change rooms

“yeah!! we’re close actually. why?” 

jisung was always so excitable and held such confidence in everything he did, he was comfortable to talk to

“oh nothing, i just ran into him at the hospital wing is all”

“hospital wing? he’s still volunteering there??”

you furrowed your brows, “yeah??? is something wrong????”

jisung sighed, scuffing his boot along the grass of the slowly filling pitch and tossing his bat up into the air before catching it nonchalantly (imagine being That Cool)

“yeah. he’s been overworking himself way too much lately. he used to only focus on studying but he’s trying to fit in all this helping staff out and he looks so tired all the time.”

looking back you do remember seungmins hair being a bit more dishevelled than usual, and under his eyes was a little bit darker

“why though? i mean its nice he is but like, he doesnt need to?”

jisung nods thoroughly at you

“thats what we all said! he wont tell us why he’s had this sudden change in heart though.” jisung pouted and you laughed lightheartedly at him

“oh well, he’ll come around right?”

,,,,

he didnt

its been 3 weeks since your conversation with jisung and you can guarantee seungmin was overworking himself to the max

he came into astronomy studies late and ended up falling asleep the other day. it was one of the easier classes to fall asleep in of course due to the whole jinxing the ceiling to look like a nights sky in a dark room n stuff but like still

seungmin never was late to class

seungmin never fell asleep in class

lately youve noticed him turning up to morning classes barely on time, tie askew and hair a complete mess

you’d find it cute if you werent worried for his health 

okay you did find it cute but YoU weRe sTiLL WoRRieD

anyway, so it was one day in herbology theory when he fell asleep again

sprout wasnt too happy but let him sleep anyway bc like. if you can sleep through her basically screaming explanations to the class due to her half deafness than yeah, you probably needed it

at the end of the class you packed your things and saw seungmin still peacefully sleeping at his desk and you frowned lightly

so you decided to let him sleep but you sat at your table for a while, using spare parchment and a scribing spell to copy your notes for him

after it was completed, you left it on the table next to him with a bottle of pumpkin juice you were saving for later, your eyebrows still furrowed

why was he overworking himself?

sighing, you just left, deciding it was creepy to be there for so long

anyway, that night you went to the library to find a book you needed for your ancient runes course test

you didnt really expect anyone to be there so late (it was almost curfew, you were forgetful)

and it sorta slipped your mind that seungmin volunteered there until

“need help?”

holy fUCK he scared you like boy you cant go sneakin up on people in an almost empty library and speak loudly like that

anyway so you violently flinched away and he started laughing whilst apologising profusely

you smiled bc he was cute adalsfafrfpi;fef seungmin omg stop

but yeah once he was done, he reiterated “sorry, but is there any book youre looking for?”

“uhhhhh yeah, ancient runes made easy??” you sorta felt dumb saying it out loud but oh well, you needed to pass this test

“follow me then!” seungmin led you out of the tall shelves confines to the middle corridor before delving into another set of shelves, this time he didnt pull out his wand to get the book down, instead he simply reached up and plucked it from the shelf

“here you go!” he handed it to you, it was indeed the book you were looking for and it was in mint condition. not surprising as basically no one took the ancient runes elective rip

you mumbled a thanks, cheeks sorta going a bit red as you stared at your feet because like

kim seungmin

(thats a phat mood btw)

“oh! i almost forgot!” seungmin started, dipping his head down a bit to try and catch your eyes. when you looked up, he smiled

“uh, thanks for what you did today. you know, the notes a-and the pumpkin juice and stuff.”

you watched seungmins cheeks get pinker as he went on

you were full on uwuing at this point

“its okay! really!” you blurted out like omgkimseungministhankingme

suddenly it fell into an almost awkward silence between the two of you

shoes shuffling on the ground and cheeks red

“um, what do you need help with in ancient runes? im all caught up. i could explain something if you want?”

and thats how you ended up on one of the large library tables after curfew with special permission from madam pince

seungmin legit took 15 minutes to explain some stuff to you but now yall were just chillin (in cedar rapids)

you began talking about nothing in particular really

seungmin asked about your quidditch, you asked about his volunteering which he brushed off almost immediately

seungmin and you felt like time didnt exist as you kept talking and talking

you subconsciously moved closer to each other until your thighs were touching

seungmins speech had slowed into a comforting lazy slurring of words, his voice getting heavier with the need for sleep. you felt the same though

his eyes stayed intently on you, even with his cheek in his hand as the conversation slowed to a pleasant silence

you yawned, a hand coming to your face. you knew you should go to bed but you didnt really want to at this point

you looked at seungmin to see him softly smiling at you and your heartbeat picked up. your obvious feelings for him going crazy

“youre really pretty y/n” he mumbled lowly, you almost didnt hear him

of how you wished you didnt hear him because now you were a mess, heart thumping in your chest and red creeping up your neck to your face

how do you reply to that? you were stumped for words honestly

seungmin didnt seem to mind though as he smiled wider, sitting up straight and stretching his arms over his head

“wait here, ill go put out the lamps and we can walk back”

you barely nodded, face still red as seungmin climbed from his seat to wander around, blowing out the candles lighting the library

on your walk back, it was silent. it was comfortable though and seungmin didnt seem to mind your lack of response to his compliment that still had your mind reeling 

seungmin waved bye to you as you parted ways, smiles on your faces

seungmin didnt study when he got into his dorm room, falling face first onto his bed and falling into a deep sleep almost immediately

,,,,

waking up, seungmin first realised he was late, only 30 minutes of breakfast left

and then, the memories of seeing you last night flooded it

mid throwing his covers off of his body, he groaned loudly, how on earth had he said that

his cheeks got red just thinking about it

this was a crisis. he dragged on his uniform and grabbed his satchel and sprinted the whole way to the great hall

once he made it, he spotted his friends at the hufflepuff table and dashed to them

“i have a problem”

jisung, hyunjin and jeongin looked up towards seungmin

“what is it?” jeongin asked, eyes lighting up with curiosity. oh did he love seeing his friends suffer

“so i was in the library with y/n last night” 

“waiT Y/N THE ONE YOU” hyunjin started before jisung harshly elbowed him in the side

seungmin loves jisung

“yes, shut up hyunjin. anyway i was really tired and not thinking straight and i called them pretty and they didnt even respond im so ashamed”

jeongin started laughing, hyunjin smiling along whilst rubbing the sore spot of his side

seungmin groans and stomps his foot, not happy with the lack of support from his friends

jisung tosses him a sympathetic look, “your problem man, i cant really help.”

seungmin pouts but sits down to eat anyway

,,,,,

okay so its been 3 days and seungmins worried

like seriously 

whenever he tries to talk to you your eyes just widen and you walk to other way before he can even get a word out

whenever he passes you in class or in the hallways, he prepares a smile only to be met with you ducking your head to look at the ground as you speed past him

his small waves in class seemingly go unnoticed

but he knows you dont hate him

how? simple. youre still leaving him notes and treats every time he falls asleep in class

so what does he do? like any other desperately in need boy he hatches a plan. 

today last period you both share astrology. he’s simply fake falling asleep and confront you whilst you left him the classes notes

seungmins game plan didnt really work tho bc he actually fell asleep like a dumbass

it was last period astrology and seungmin was lying on his books, passed out

the bell rang and you went through your normal routine, copying your notes which included your immaculately drawn sketches of the constellations you’d studied that day

you waked over to his desk and placed them next to his head, the corner of a page accidentally bushing his nose and you like,,, froze

bc he twitched and scrunched his nose up which wouldve been so cute if you werent terrified of him waking up

you put down a cauldron cake as well once he went back to looking peaceful and frowned bc

“seungmin why don’t you rest more?” you whispered

he exhaled deeply in his sleep and a piece of hair fell into his face, subconsciously you went to brush it away and carded your fingers ever so lightly through his hair

but then you halted bc like

wtf thats super creepy

you quickly turned to leave b-but uwu cliche

seungmin grabbed at your wrist yO SEUNGMINS DAINTY ASS FINGERS CURLING THEMSELVES AROUND YOUR WRIST IMAGINE

anyway

you squeaked and turned back around bc wtf it scared you

and seungmin was just sitting up now, arm outstretched grabbing onto yours, eyes wide and hair a fucking cute mess

you were like uhhhhhhhashlfbfkacbsdcbigev

“uh, dont run away, please?” seungmin said, super duper shyly aw hes so CUTE

you like just,,,, shakily nodded at him

seungmin smiled lightly and let go of you, climbing out of his set in lightning speed to stand in front of you

“i uh-, i just wanted to ask why you’ve been avoiding m-me i guess” seungmin started and you cringed

bc this was hella awkward like no 

seungmin cut you off before you could say anything tho with a 

“bc like if its because i called you pretty and stuff im so so so sorry i didnt mean to make you uncomfortable at all and i feel really bad bc i shouldnt have said it and i was really tired and my judgement wasnt the best and i accidentally made things awkward between us and i dont want that and i just feel really really bad like you dont even have to forgive me or anything i swear”

he said all that in like, under 15 seconds. eminem who???

anyway your eyes just went wide as you processed his words n n you lowkey got a bit emo when he said he said it bc he was tired n stuff n just :^((

“why dont you get enough rest seungmin?” you said blankly

“w-what?” seungmins heart rate SKY ROCKETED

“why dont you get enough rest?”

“uh-, i just um,,, i do get e-enough rest!” he was like, nervously laughing

“no you dont, you fall asleep in 40 percent of your classes.”

“i-, i uh-” “why can’t you tell me??” you questioned, eyebrows furrowing at his anxiousness towards the question

“its uh-, its sorta embarrassing” he replied, looking ANYWHERE but your eyes

“is it bad? did you get into trouble or something?”

“nO! god no!”

“then it doesnt sound that bad to me.” oooh go y/n hold ur ground bub

“uhhhh” seungmin sighed, defeated “okay ill tell you.” you just hummed in response and waited patiently

he exhaled loudly and stared blatanly at your feet before beginning

“i uh. you play quidditch really well and- and you also get near all my scores on tests and stuff and i just felt. idk, dumb or something so i wanted to prove to myself that i could do extra curricular sort of stuff like volunteering and still g-get top scores i guess.”

once he finished he looked into your eyes and you were like ????? what the fuck

you were so confused,,, he was volunteering bc you played quidditch and got good scores???

“seungmin i dont work nearly as hard as you do”

his eyes widened “what do you mean! yes you do! you’re like, on par with jisung and he practises religiously!”

you laughed a little and seungmin furrowed his brows

“seungmin, jisung is muggleborn. whereas my older sister is captain of the tutshill tornados. i dont need to train that hard in quidditch” oh seungmin

the pooor boy

after you made that comment seungmins face just went BRIGHT red lmao

“uhhhhh,,, uh,, uhhh” he didnt know what to say

“anyway seungmin, i suggest you take a break and get some rest so you dont keep saying things accidentally” you said, adjusting your satchel strap on your shoulder and preparing to leave

“what?? acidentally???” seungmin said, preventing you from leaving “you don’t mean me calling you pretty right bc like. i meant that” okay but how was seungmin now so confident especially when he said that

“w-what?” you said, red going ALL over your face lmao like everywhere

“i meant it when i called you pretty i just. i know there was a better time to say it probably” seungmin started getting shyer now like his ears going red he was so cute

‘you think im pretty????????” you were so confused like. kim seungmin?? the kim seungin? thinking youre pretty??? you discreetly pinched yourself, checking this wasnt a dream

“d-dont say it so forwardly like that!” seungmin exclaimed

“you said it forwardly first!” you laughed back at him, ngl you were feeling a little giddy 

seungmin just sorta sunk back into himself, feelin super duper shy

your face got even more red as words tumbled out of your mouth before your common sense could stop you

“f-for the record, i-, i think you’re pretty too”

oh my GOD

1) y/n sweetie thank you for telling seungmin this for all of us

2) yoU JUST CALLED SEUNGMIN PRETTY AND NOW HIS EYES WERE WIDE AS FUCK 

HE SQUEAKED

HE MCFRICKIN SQUEAKED CAN YALL IMAGINE

he brought a hand up to his mouth in surprise and by this point you were like

too shy to do anything lmfao

so you sorta just looked down at your shoes bc wow all of a sudden your black leather school shoes were immensely and intricately beautiful

not

anyway there was a bit of silence as seungmin regained composure and you were way to embarrassed to say anything at all

but then

but thEN

get ready omg

you dont even notice but suddenly seungmins  right in front of you and he’s leaning toward your face and and hes

hes kissED YOUR CHEEK

oh my GOD his cute ass lips just came in contact with your cheek, as quick as lightning but of my god it was worth it

your head whipped up and you gasped

seungmin stood there with an inCREDibly nervous look on his face and his eyes prompting you to respond

like,,,, in any way. pls y/n do something

your mind was fuzzy and the low swooping feeling in your stomach compelled you as you stepped impossibly closer to seungmin, yours and his cheeks radiating a magnificently bright red glow

and you kissed him

thanks again y/n for doing the world a good deed

you sorta squeaked afterwards and went to leap back bc seungmins face was suddenly too close and you were embarrassed and nervous and and

oh my god your heart was beating louder than ever jesus

but before you could leap back, seungmin was wrapping his arms tightly around you, hugging your body and preventing you from distancing yourself from him

his breathing was rapid as his mouth found home near your ear to stutter out a question that would make you squeal if it werent for the fear your legs might give out

“w-wanna go on a-, a date with me? maybe?”

as soon as seungmin felt you nod against him (you didnt trust your voice rn lmao) he smiled, easing into the hug more and essentially melting his heart with yours

uwu

hope you liked it!!!

#seungmin #kim seungmin #kim seungmin scenarios #kim seungmin fluff #kim seungmin imagine #seungmin scenario #seungmin imagine #seungmin fluff #stray kids #stray kids fluff #stray kids au #kim seungmin au #seungmin au #stray kids scenarios #stray kids imagines #stray kids fic #harry potter au #skz #skz seungmin #stray kids seungmin #bang chan #chan #chris #chris bang #kim woojin #woojin #lee minho #minho #lee know #seo changbin

[ashley-stallman]

My TS Story💙

Grammar might be messed up sorry

Okay so we go to will call at 4:30! Tn told us to be there between 4-5! So i get the envelope and it says i have a chance to meet taylor at 6 pm on the field by section 1w!

It took awhile to get our wristbands but we made it on the field at 5:15! and someone came up to is and said they will be checking a list at 5:45! so they did and only about 3 other groups were with us so that was cool! at 5:45 we were all givin wrist bands that said reputation tour meet n greet 6/2/18! So now we are takin back behind this guarded gate like there were 3 guards! Then on the right a little bit down there was the opening singers dressing rooms! And then there was a big light up sign that said rep room! And we had to wait there for a little bit, talked to the security guy and he said she is really chill and to take your time talking to her! So we had to leave all of our belongings on this table! And we were brought in the back by the rep room! And as we passed there were all her dresses from all the music videos she did this era! So we go to rep room and there are 3 Polaroid cameras and everyone was helping eachother takes pics of there group and i got 5 poloroids! So about an hour passes and im freaking out, every second nerves would kick in like that i would say the wrong thing! Her dad came in to talk to us and he is sooooo sweet! He talked about how by the end of the night he was suprised by himself that he knew all the words and he loses his voice each show and he talked about how just yesterday she was 15 writing songs in her bedroom and now she is 28 selling out stadiums! It seriously looked like he was about to cry! Then he gave us guitar picks and said have a great time out there! Then one of taylors management team,her name was steph came in and was talking to us for a bit and to relax and take our time! 25 minutes later we all had to line up really quick! I of course wanted to go last! There was a curtain covered area in the rep room so no one could really see inside and then all of thr sudden the first group goes in and the curtain opens and moms face lights up and you could hear Taylor say HEY GUYS then mom looks at me and she says ohhhh shit! And i couldnt see anything cause i was off the side kind of trying to chill out! So now we are up i take a quick breather and she looks at me and her eyes LIGHT UP! And she grabs me for a hug and i say heyyy dude! She says thank you so much for coming this means so much to me! And of course i just said thank you for just being you! You'v been through so much these past 13 years and i just gotta know how do you do it! And she went on and said the fans and how at her lowest and even when she went on a break everyone was still there when she got back and she was so just so in awe of her fans! And then i continued to say that is just awesome and i know what you mean seeing other people happy makes me so happy and i wasnt even worried about getting picked i just wanted to help other people and she says “ Everyone loves you on there ash” and im just like wa- what and she goes yeah its amazing what your doing! And she didnt rush me at all when i was talking!Then i said girl i love your outfit you look so good! And she says thank you so much i am super jet lagged from being in london yesterday! And i was like really? Well you still look good and she said thank you that really boosts my self esteem! Then she asks if we wanna take a picture and I nod and she goes let’s hug it out. After i was like okay i dont wanna hold you up cause i know you are super busy and she goes oh its okay really and grabs me in for one last hug! let me remind you she smells like roses and like a hint of cinnamon! And i then i said ill see you out there and on tumblr and i love you and she goes okay thank you guys i love you too(: then we got a signed pic(: and they gave us this card that said you can get your pic at the end of the show(: As we were leaving the rep room the group of people that were in there with us! These 2 red head girls that were 22 and 27 just came up and hugged me and said how was it! And we all just talked for a bit and exchanged social media accounts and we were freaking out about how just so down to earth she is and how good she smells!! Lol sorry it’s long as shit

Updated

[lattemorningwritings]

Eirey and the Journalist (second half)

“First question…”

Eirey’s eyes followed Caroline’s hand as it lifted her coffee cup to her lips then place it back down.  Clunk.  After a gulp, she exclaimed, “that is some nice coffee.”  

“The beans are from Italy,” he stated.

“Is that so?”

A nervous nod.  Caroline replied with a smile before looking back down at her journal.

“Since when did you start writing, Eirey? Am I saying that right by the way? Sounds like airy and not eerie or something?”  Grinning, he answered with another nod.  “Good,” she said.  “Now that I’ve given you a few more seconds to dwell on your answer…”

“Since high school,” he said.  “I remember writing about my grandmother all the time.  She was a muse to me.”  Hearing it out loud brought something warm over his heart and it showed - there was a sad, sweet smile on his face.  Smiling back, Caroline wrote the word muse down before continuing.  “What about her inspired you to write so much?”

His answer was immediate.  “She and I look the most similar to each other, that was what started it.  While everyone in our family has bright hair and eyes, we’re the only ones with this jet-black hair and brown eyes.  I guess every time I saw or thought of her it was like looking at a magical mirror or something like that; it brought out the curiosity in me.”  Before continuing, he took a sip of coffee, opened his box of chocolates and popped one in his mouth.  As he chewed, he thought about the things he could say.  

“It always stunned me to see her.  She always stood out so much at family parties - her black-as-night hair that somehow caused her eyes to have this mischievous yet warm glow, like amber you could say.  She looked nothing like the rest of our family and you could tell she was proud of it.”

“Did it make you feel proud of the way you looked then? Compared to your family?” With a shrug, Eirey reached for his coffee cup again.  “I’m sure it did.  But-”

He caught himself then.  Unsure if Caroline noticed his unusually long sip of coffee, he placed the cup down with an attempt at relaxed eyebrows and parted lips.  When he glanced up, she was looking at her journal.  From his peripheral vision walked in a bundle of college students he knew - by their buoyant voices and laughs - had just finished class.  His eyes followed leisurely their walk to the counter while the details of their clothes and traveling words were plucked by his mind like a child picking daisies for pleasure.

“So when did you start creating stories out of the people around you?”

“Huh?”

Looking at his wide, innocent eyes, Caroline chuckled, “I guess I’m not intimidating you enough to keep your attention locked on this interview.”  As warm air suddenly blows up from the ground, so did the rush of heat from the blush in Eirey’s cheeks.  “I was just,” he admitted, “looking at… the people at the coffee bar.”  In a swift turn, she looked behind to see what he was talking about.  The back of her head faced him for a few seconds before she turned around with curiosity clearly in her eyes.  “Ohhhh, I see,” she said as she began scribbling in her journal.  “You really just imagine stories for the strangers that pass you by?” Picking up a white chocolate square, he answered, “to the best of my ability.  Although often the stories sound too similar to one another.”  Eyebrows furrowed now, he continued, “that’s why I felt uncomfortable about you calling me a creative writer.  I’ve still got a long, long way to go.”

“I see,” she murmured to herself.  Suddenly, he sat up and said, “I haven’t answered your question yet.”  She glanced at him.  

“My grand-”

He caught himself once again.  Eirey’s face scrunched into itself as he debated his choice of words.  The one thing he didn’t want from the journalist was to react in pity or sympathy when she learned that the turning point of his creative writing was the day of his grandmother’s funeral - when he sat there at the kitchen island surrounded by her family and friends and realized his mind was gulping as many conversations down as he always did his favorite drink of cane sugar.  The day he saw her for the last time… she gave me a new muse.

Wouldn’t he sound absurd? Ungrateful?

When Caroline’s voice reached his ears, it felt like she was pulling him out of a dream.  “Sorry,” he mumbled as a hand automatically reached for another chocolate.  Looking at his flushed cheeks, scampering eyes, she smiled to herself for the youth of the boy before returning to the interview.

“If you don’t want to answer, it’s okay,” she said.  “We can move on to the next question.”  At that, Eirey shut his eyes partly in a pang of regret.  When was the last time someone opened wide a door for him to be completely vulnerable? Why couldn’t he speak about something, about a day he’d written about so many times before?

“Wait.”

Caroline’s gray eyes snapped up at him.  “My grandmother,” he murmured.  

So he told her.  

And she listened.      

#eirey #fiction #writing #writers on tumblr #short story

[hgfstreamchats]

The Terror Episodes 1-3

thenightetc 08:41 PM Hello!

highglossfinish 08:41 PM Hello there!

thenightetc 08:41 PM So, that description seems VERY legitimate.

thenightetc 08:41 PM Can't wait to watch the happy boat movie! :)

highglossfinish 08:42 PM It's not often we commit to a series, but this one is such a feel good nautical romp that I couldn't pass it up!

thenightetc 08:42 PM ...It's a series?

highglossfinish 08:43 PM Oh yes.

thenightetc 08:43 PM :o

highglossfinish 08:43 PM Just 10 episodes, but still a series.

highglossfinish 08:44 PM Plenty of time to get attached to these characters that nothing bad will happen to.

thenightetc 08:44 PM Interesting!

thenightetc 08:45 PM Sound and video are working

highglossfinish 08:45 PM Excellent!

thenightetc 08:45 PM OH NO

thenightetc 08:46 PM Arctic labyrinth!

highglossfinish 08:47 PM Where nothing unfortunate ever happens!

thenightetc 08:47 PM Whoops, resolution's gone bad

thenightetc 08:47 PM And it's frozen now

thenightetc 08:47 PM appropriate!

highglossfinish 08:48 PM And that's The Terror in its entirety! And what an adventure it was.

thenightetc 08:48 PM Astounding!

thenightetc 08:49 PM I heard something just now, but the picture's still frozen

TazerAlien joined the party.

highglossfinish 08:50 PM One moment.

Hellloooo

highglossfinish 08:52 PM Alright. Now, let's try this again.

thenightetc 08:52 PM Hello!

thenightetc 08:52 PM Much better!

highglossfinish 08:52 PM Wonderful!

TazerAlien 08:53 PM Look its my friend!

thenightetc 08:53 PM Annnnd the resolution's down again.

enbyblades 08:53 PM hi knockout

thenightetc 08:53 PM Definitely the stream, not the video

TazerAlien 08:54 PM Yeah it's prob the internet connection :/

highglossfinish 08:54 PM I despise kast.

enbyblades 08:54 PM boguss

thenightetc 08:54 PM That looks better!

thenightetc 08:55 PM Annnnd as soon as it starts playing...

highglossfinish 08:55 PM How is the resolution for everyone else?

TazerAlien 08:55 PM Kinda shit

enbyblades 08:55 PM bad :(

thenightetc 08:55 PM I'm just seeing a blank screen now

TazerAlien 08:56 PM Yeah its probably the service being ass

thenightetc 08:56 PM Looked better for a second there but the stuff at the top was still grainy

TazerAlien 08:58 PM looks better!

thenightetc 08:58 PM Much better!

enbyblades 08:59 PM yes !!

highglossfinish 08:59 PM Fingers crossed!

thenightetc 09:00 PM OH so Terror's the name of one o fhte boats

highglossfinish 09:00 PM Indeed!

TazerAlien 09:00 PM That's cool

highglossfinish 09:00 PM It's also a true story.

TazerAlien 09:01 PM Oh how fun!

enbyblades 09:01 PM :0c

thenightetc 09:03 PM :|

TazerAlien 09:04 PM quality is taking another dip :/ damn

thenightetc 09:05 PM This may be as good as we're getting without constantly pausing

highglossfinish 09:05 PM Apparently, it forces you to pay to switch video sources now.

thenightetc 09:05 PM Oh, that's not good.

thenightetc 09:06 PM And neither is coughing up blood!

TazerAlien 09:06 PM Oh fun!

TazerAlien 09:07 PM Btw Sharpwing Anon says Hi! They can't be here rn but I've shared your stream announcement on our discord

highglossfinish 09:08 PM How thoughtful! Tell them I said hello!

thenightetc 09:08 PM Hoooo boy.

thenightetc 09:08 PM I'm sure moving the dying man will be fine.

highglossfinish 09:09 PM He'll hold out until they can pump him full of leeches and cocaine.

highglossfinish 09:09 PM Then he'll be right as rain.

enbyblades 09:09 PM now THAT sounds like a blast

TazerAlien 09:09 PM My friend has yet to respond but they'll be very happy

TazerAlien 09:09 PM Also they should puppet him around ala Weekend at bernie's style

thenightetc 09:09 PM Ha!

highglossfinish 09:10 PM Now that'd be an interesting series.

thenightetc 09:10 PM Ohhh dear

highglossfinish 09:12 PM Bedside manner!

Thebes joined the party.

Thebes 09:12 PM hello!

thenightetc 09:13 PM hello!

highglossfinish 09:13 PM Hello!

TazerAlien 09:13 PM Hewwo

enbyblades 09:13 PM OwO

TazerAlien 09:13 PM Enby thank u

enbyblades 09:14 PM UwO

TazerAlien 09:15 PM more people from my Discord might join! How fun!

highglossfinish 09:15 PM Excellent!

thenightetc 09:15 PM Oh, dear

TazerAlien 09:16 PM He's gonna probably die let's not lie to ourselves

TazerAlien 09:16 PM Yeah he's gonna die

thenightetc 09:16 PM definitely

enbyblades 09:17 PM have they tried essential oils

highglossfinish 09:17 PM Or meditation.

enbyblades 09:17 PM clearly they havent

thenightetc 09:17 PM Oh that finger's coming off, isn't it

thenightetc 09:17 PM :|

TazerAlien 09:18 PM Or crystals!!! Ha! I had a family member try to cure my pains with crystals once

enbyblades 09:18 PM let me guess

enbyblades 09:18 PM u havent been in pain since

enbyblades 09:18 PM lmao

TazerAlien 09:18 PM Lmao I wish!

highglossfinish 09:18 PM Positive thinking will take care of those tuberculous lungs.

enbyblades 09:19 PM obviously!

TazerAlien 09:19 PM Uh Oh

thenightetc 09:19 PM Uh

TazerAlien 09:19 PM That's actually terrifying

highglossfinish 09:19 PM A choir of angels, The Trash Man...

highglossfinish 09:19 PM It's all the same.

thenightetc 09:19 PM ..."Mr Blanky"

SharpwingAnon joined the party.

highglossfinish 09:20 PM Sharpwing Anon! Welcome! You just missed out on seeing a young human die.

TazerAlien 09:20 PM Hello friend!!

SharpwingAnon 09:21 PM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HI HI HI

SharpwingAnon 09:21 PM ....is that Hugh Jackman or is it just the sideburns.

highglossfinish 09:21 PM Just the sideburns.

TazerAlien 09:22 PM Those sideburns can be used to hold a whole ass meal in em imagine!!!

SharpwingAnon 09:22 PM Hamster Jackman, Hugh's cousin

Thebes 09:22 PM MUTTON CHOPS

TazerAlien 09:22 PM We're a clever lot aren't we?

SharpwingAnon 09:22 PM mutto-- HOW DARE

SharpwingAnon 09:23 PM ohhhh the pun

SharpwingAnon 09:23 PM it kills

SharpwingAnon 09:23 PM it is deadly

thenightetc 09:23 PM Hehehehe.

Thebes 09:23 PM (that's for real the name for that kind of sideburn too)

TazerAlien 09:24 PM Down he go!

SharpwingAnon 09:24 PM (there are other kinds??)

TazerAlien 09:24 PM Yes

TazerAlien 09:24 PM anyways those are some lovely instruments he has there!

SharpwingAnon 09:24 PM ah, the dead man

SharpwingAnon 09:24 PM hello sir, sorry i couldnt make your acquaintance

TazerAlien 09:24 PM probably not historically accurate but oh well

thenightetc 09:25 PM Jesus the quality makes it look like he's raising his head a little

highglossfinish 09:25 PM Rest in peace, consumptive human. Not only did we not spend much time with you, you did not have any great impact on our lives.

highglossfinish 09:25 PM Is the quality that bad?

thenightetc 09:25 PM Just a bit grainy but it's got this kind of... waver?

SharpwingAnon 09:26 PM rather terrible, yes, sorry to say

thenightetc 09:26 PM When there are zooms

highglossfinish 09:26 PM Give me strength.

TazerAlien 09:26 PM Crunch

SharpwingAnon 09:26 PM i can't tell much of what's going on a lot of the tim-- oh ew

highglossfinish 09:26 PM Let me try something.

SharpwingAnon 09:26 PM EW

TazerAlien 09:26 PM Snap crackle pop!! HAHA

highglossfinishToday at 9:40 PM There we go. TheAlienTazerToday at 9:40 PM YEET LETS GO highglossfinishToday at 9:40 PM Not quite as tidy as Kast, but at least we have a functioning video. TheAlienTazerToday at 9:41 PM Can't hear it tho :/ maybe turn up the volume SharpwingToday at 9:41 PM Oh dear-- uh, I can't hear it? Is that supposed to happen? oh okay it's not just my end original ratboyToday at 9:41 PM yea i cant hear anything either TheAlienTazerToday at 9:42 PM Try going into chrome and turning off hardware acceleration Also Ratboy u gonna share your playlist???? SharpwingToday at 9:43 PM ngl, that sounds like something that happens when you have one too many espressos at Lowe's. original ratboyToday at 9:44 PM WHA here?? :flushed: thenightetc2Today at 9:44 PM OH, another channel? MimicToday at 9:44 PM also hello, this is the Thebes. TheAlienTazerToday at 9:44 PM No Ratboy made a playlist based on a certain someone original ratboyToday at 9:45 PM cough cough knockout i made a playlist based on u.. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1dqR7fqV1QWQwMVDCHHjpn?si=e527in_gT46qyYvGsOv5UQ

:person_running: only when ur not busy heh TheAlienTazerToday at 9:50 PM OKAY WE HEAR SharpwingToday at 9:50 PM I HEAR!! :D highglossfinishToday at 9:50 PM WONDERFUL! TheAlienTazerToday at 9:50 PM At least I do original ratboyToday at 9:50 PM YAY SharpwingToday at 9:50 PM YYYYYYYEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH highglossfinishToday at 9:50 PM Thank the Allspark! original ratboyToday at 9:50 PM SOUND TheAlienTazerToday at 9:50 PM And it looks much better than Kast ngl original ratboyToday at 9:50 PM so much better highglossfinishToday at 9:51 PM Only the finest quality when it comes to watching these men die. TheAlienTazerToday at 9:51 PM Yes original ratboyToday at 9:51 PM gotta see the squelches thenightetc2Today at 9:51 PM Could you go backa bit, I missed the first part MimicToday at 9:51 PM SUCCESS TheAlienTazerToday at 9:51 PM btw u aint muted highglossfinishToday at 9:51 PM How far? thenightetc2Today at 9:52 PM To wherever we were when we left Kast SharpwingToday at 9:52 PM What's the plot, anyway? I have No idea what's going on, all I know is....divers....and organs...... highglossfinishToday at 9:52 PM He's trying to convince them not to push through the ice. SharpwingToday at 9:52 PM ahhh, i see highglossfinishToday at 9:52 PM And to winter in a safe harbor instead. SharpwingToday at 9:52 PM why would they NOT TheAlienTazerToday at 9:53 PM I have a hunch that many of them will die because they wanna be cocky SharpwingToday at 9:53 PM safe harbors are objectively good things!! that is why they are called SAFE TheAlienTazerToday at 9:53 PM But humans think they know better sometimes SharpwingToday at 9:53 PM hhhhhh MimicToday at 9:53 PM no such thing as digging too deep SharpwingToday at 9:53 PM do NONE of them have anxiety. there should be at least one person with anxiety on every ship, this should be a rule "hey wait maybe this is a BAD IDEA GUYS" thenightetc2Today at 9:54 PM I didn't even realize they were right near land! TheAlienTazerToday at 9:54 PM I wish I had nitro so I could show my server's emotes SharpwingToday at 9:54 PM shdfhdgdhfgd ill be right back again TheAlienTazerToday at 9:55 PM :ok_hand: thenightetc2Today at 9:55 PM I'm sure he'll come out of that grave safe and sound And the quality is indeed MUCH better now TheAlienTazerToday at 9:56 PM 720 60fps usually SharpwingToday at 9:56 PM okay back again TheAlienTazerToday at 9:56 PM We're gonna watch these men die at a lovely 60 frames per second SharpwingToday at 9:56 PM ARE THEY GOING BACK nnnoooooo oh no theyre not REALLY CMON MAN poor Mr. Muttonchops he looks like he knows their fate original ratboyToday at 9:57 PM hes gonna get more than his muttons chopped if they keep making bad decisions TheAlienTazerToday at 9:58 PM I can just feel the burning in my lungs from the cold and it made me dizzy ha! thenightetc2Today at 9:58 PM Oh man, THIS looks safe! SharpwingToday at 9:58 PM hhhhhhhow dare you make me laugh about this:joy: original ratboyToday at 9:58 PM hehehehe highglossfinishToday at 9:58 PM No more worrying about archiving the chat, either. SharpwingToday at 9:59 PM will you still be posting chunks of it, though? ngl, that's what made me want to be here, it seemed so fun and chill TheAlienTazerToday at 9:59 PM Its here forever and there's a search feature too! Handy! highglossfinishToday at 10:00 PM Of course! SharpwingToday at 10:00 PM :D! here lemme change my name then TheAlienTazerToday at 10:00 PM nice nice SharpwingToday at 10:00 PM i need a shorter nickname now that people will actually be calling me that in chat, but i dunno what TheAlienTazerToday at 10:01 PM I think Sharpwing is fine Also I wanna mention popping and crunching again bc I bet we'll be having more of that SharpwingToday at 10:01 PM but that's the character, i'm not actually her ~even if i kinda wish i were, shes really cool~~ highglossfinishToday at 10:01 PM Agreed. SharpwingToday at 10:01 PM wait really aaaaaaaaaa ok then ^- ^<3 TheAlienTazerToday at 10:02 PM yeah it fits!

original ratboyToday at 10:09 PM radioactive TheAlienTazerToday at 10:09 PM I have MORE SharpwingToday at 10:09 PM thank you, now the song is in my head. original ratboyToday at 10:09 PM :o) TheAlienTazerToday at 10:09 PM

I want them bc they r terrible highglossfinishToday at 10:10 PM I'm thrilled that we get to watch that intro in decent quality. It's by far my favorite part. SharpwingToday at 10:10 PM that last one is the most okay... proportions kinda off, though highglossfinishToday at 10:10 PM I've done nothing in my life horrible enough to deserve these. MimicToday at 10:10 PM if you want a different song stuck in your head, this show keeps making me think of Dwarf Fortress (You have dug too deep) and there's a song for that thing called Diggy Diggy Hole that I keep imagining whenever they try being dramatic. original ratboyToday at 10:10 PM that first one looks like if knockout were a beastformer SharpwingToday at 10:10 PM i didnt see much of it but the music is lovely, truly TheAlienTazerToday at 10:10 PM This made me wheeze irl SharpwingToday at 10:10 PM soft and unsettling all at once SharpwingToday at 10:11 PM i think it's supposed to be...? dinosaur or alligator or somethin thenightetc2Today at 10:11 PM Awww. original ratboyToday at 10:11 PM knockout how do u feel about being a weird organic creature alligator highglossfinishToday at 10:11 PM No. original ratboyToday at 10:12 PM heheheh im so sorry SharpwingToday at 10:12 PM "i will always come to you" oh okay i am now aware that this is a ship TheAlienTazerToday at 10:12 PM This Discord is a blessing SharpwingToday at 10:12 PM ...wait, of course it's a ship thenightetc2Today at 10:12 PM A ship ship. SharpwingToday at 10:12 PM theyre on a sh-- okay no bad joke. YES that's how to make it short and snappy thank you TheAlienTazerToday at 10:13 PM ngl the outside set doesn't look... great MimicToday at 10:13 PM kinda looks like they lifted it from the Golden Compass movie TheAlienTazerToday at 10:13 PM YES EXACTLY SharpwingToday at 10:13 PM oh yeah... i forgot they werent really in the arctic ngl i didnt think about it but i see it now original ratboyToday at 10:14 PM looks like they filmed on the snow drifts outside my apartment TheAlienTazerToday at 10:14 PM Okay this looks a bit better original ratboyToday at 10:14 PM yes SharpwingToday at 10:14 PM oh no why is the music angry :( TheAlienTazerToday at 10:14 PM oof ALSO THATS A GRAVE PROBABLY thenightetc2Today at 10:15 PM Well, that took some piling up SharpwingToday at 10:15 PM wait why is there a-- who put that there TheAlienTazerToday at 10:15 PM Either a grave or marker of time NEW PERSON thenightetc2Today at 10:15 PM W... what SharpwingToday at 10:15 PM how is a surgeon NOT a doctor what does the term mean back then?? original ratboyToday at 10:16 PM doctor knockout can u shed some light on this thenightetc2Today at 10:16 PM ?? I feel unenlightened about what that message was highglossfinishToday at 10:16 PM Search me. On Cybertron, every doctor is a surgeon. SharpwingToday at 10:17 PM "anatomist"...?? MimicToday at 10:17 PM a surgeon isn't a doctor 'cause back then surgeons were for removing things that were obviously problems while doctors were more diagnostic original ratboyToday at 10:17 PM human silliness at it again TheAlienTazerToday at 10:17 PM Yeah original ratboyToday at 10:17 PM ohh SharpwingToday at 10:17 PM ohhhh.... huh original ratboyToday at 10:17 PM human silliness at it again SharpwingToday at 10:17 PM i gues that makes a little sense. but still. TheAlienTazerToday at 10:18 PM Like a brain surgeon does the operation but u cant make an appointment to get diagnosed, that ain't his job thenightetc2Today at 10:18 PM eyebrows original ratboyToday at 10:18 PM u learn smthn new every day TheAlienTazerToday at 10:19 PM I'm so glad it's in better quality so I can look at some of these white people and not know who is who original ratboyToday at 10:19 PM nsjhfjshkhsdk thenightetc2Today at 10:19 PM Well, we can tell for sure they weren't looking for pussy back there Ohh dear SharpwingToday at 10:20 PM i have Mr. Muttonchops and Person Who Vaguely Reminds Me Of Hugh Laurie TheAlienTazerToday at 10:20 PM nice SharpwingToday at 10:20 PM aw dangit.... gotta run to supper MimicToday at 10:20 PM "Having no animals to ascribe the features of human women to, as they did with the dugongs, they have now begun to whisper of piles of rocks-women. I fear I am the last sane man among us." TheAlienTazerToday at 10:20 PM See ya friend! original ratboyToday at 10:21 PM aww goodbye friend SharpwingToday at 10:21 PM hopefully i'll be back before it's over, thank you for having me!<3 thenightetc2Today at 10:21 PM See you! highglossfinishToday at 10:21 PM "I won't have our captain's mood brought down by sad facts." MimicToday at 10:21 PM seeya! highglossfinishToday at 10:21 PM Until then! thenightetc2Today at 10:21 PM Oh, ugh. :grimacing: original ratboyToday at 10:23 PM aw no i gotta head out too TheAlienTazerToday at 10:24 PM Ratboy nooooooo original ratboyToday at 10:24 PM thank u for having me !!! forgive me tazer :''( MimicToday at 10:24 PM seeya! thenightetc2Today at 10:24 PM Goodnight! TheAlienTazerToday at 10:24 PM I will be seeing u in my server later then highglossfinishToday at 10:24 PM Goodnight! TheAlienTazerToday at 10:24 PM where I am lord lmao original ratboyToday at 10:24 PM u shall. goodnight knockout :'') TheAlienTazerToday at 10:27 PM Btw I called on my clown they r funny person from my server MimicToday at 10:28 PM excellent TheAlienTazerToday at 10:28 PM How I talk to my subjects in my court ha

They rlly like drinking paint water thenightetc2Today at 10:29 PM So it WAS a bear TheAlienTazerToday at 10:30 PM someone is gonna die bc it's prob a Polar bear and Polar bears are from hell thenightetc2Today at 10:31 PM Ohhh dear TheAlienTazerToday at 10:31 PM uh oh CRUNCH thenightetc2Today at 10:32 PM !! TheAlienTazerToday at 10:32 PM CAULK highglossfinishToday at 10:34 PM No need to wash your hand or anything. TheAlienTazerToday at 10:35 PM Nasty thenightetc2Today at 10:36 PM He washed his hands in a deleted scene.  That's what I'm telling myself highglossfinishToday at 10:37 PM The washed hands were not relevant to his journey. TheAlienTazerToday at 10:37 PM lmao thenightetc2Today at 10:38 PM Couldn't he like... tell her what it is they're trying to do and why? highglossfinishToday at 10:38 PM Of course not, that would be helpful. TheAlienTazerToday at 10:39 PM true SharpwingToday at 10:42 PM I'm back!! I had casserole :3  What'd I miss? TheAlienTazerToday at 10:42 PM DEATH SharpwingToday at 10:42 PM aw :( thenightetc2Today at 10:42 PM ...yikes highglossfinishToday at 10:42 PM An old man died. SharpwingToday at 10:43 PM Most of them are a little old-- is it a new person? highglossfinishToday at 10:43 PM Her father. Who had a mysteriously missing tongue. SharpwingToday at 10:43 PM Given what I heard them saying, was he native to that area?? wait wait, her? i have missed a lot thenightetc2Today at 10:43 PM yes SharpwingToday at 10:44 PM oh she is pretty thenightetc2Today at 10:44 PM They shot the man, thinking he was the bear they'd seen signs of (it was dark) SharpwingToday at 10:44 PM .....ooh. dang. im surprised she's even sitting there talking to them civilly, they SHOT her DAD highglossfinishToday at 10:47 PM I certainly wouldn't be. TheAlienTazerToday at 10:47 PM Death COLONIALISM thenightetc2Today at 10:48 PM ...Really, guys? SharpwingToday at 10:48 PM oh yeah sure. just loot the man why dontcha can you NOT thenightetc2Today at 10:49 PM Happy.  Right. highglossfinishToday at 10:50 PM "Salt pork and rat biscuits, mostly." SharpwingToday at 10:50 PM what's she looking for? they got told to put the stuff they wanted to take back, right? oh wait, she pointed to her neck-- a necklace? that is not the point sir thenightetc2Today at 10:51 PM thenightetc2Today at 10:59 PM Wait, six? oof highglossfinishToday at 11:00 PM "Your insistence on stating the facts makes you hard to love." SharpwingToday at 11:00 PM this guy would hate Soundwave. TheAlienTazerToday at 11:01 PM pfffft SharpwingToday at 11:02 PM good lord that was savage though ripped into him worse than the bear would have thenightetc2Today at 11:02 PM Oh, dear Ohhhh dear. SharpwingToday at 11:04 PM oh. ...i read the wikipedia article. i uh TheAlienTazerToday at 11:05 PM HAHA SharpwingToday at 11:05 PM i might have to nope out of here once it gets worse, sorry. MimicToday at 11:06 PM why aren't there more shanties about hanging strings of rats original ratboyToday at 11:06 PM ive come to be a nuisance again TheAlienTazerToday at 11:06 PM RATBOY MimicToday at 11:06 PM EXCELLENT TIMING SharpwingToday at 11:06 PM hello :) original ratboyToday at 11:06 PM :o) thenightetc2Today at 11:06 PM Sigh. original ratboyToday at 11:06 PM SOMEONE SAY RATS??? MimicToday at 11:06 PM YUP TheAlienTazerToday at 11:06 PM I might sleep soon its late original ratboyToday at 11:06 PM WAHOO SharpwingToday at 11:06 PM .......theyre dead im sorry highglossfinishToday at 11:07 PM We'll pack it in after this one, watch more next time. original ratboyToday at 11:07 PM MNNNNNOOOOOOOO TheAlienTazerToday at 11:07 PM nice! SharpwingToday at 11:07 PM ah okay original ratboyToday at 11:07 PM sounds good !! TheAlienTazerToday at 11:07 PM perfect timing for me MimicToday at 11:07 PM and their corpsesa are on display. original ratboyToday at 11:07 PM NNO mom pick me up i dont like it here anymore highglossfinishToday at 11:08 PM This show is the reason Breakdown and I recommend climbing exercises when one of us is in the mood and the other isn't. thenightetc2Today at 11:08 PM Pfffff TheAlienTazerToday at 11:09 PM that's perfect original ratboyToday at 11:09 PM this guy. thenightetc2Today at 11:09 PM So which one of you is the devious seducer and which one is the innocent led astray original ratboyToday at 11:10 PM "im not  a rat im a man" like its smthn to be pROUD OF psshh wait highglossfinishToday at 11:10 PM Hah! original ratboyToday at 11:10 PM well knockout dont hold out on us..whos who highglossfinishToday at 11:11 PM Depends on the night. thenightetc2Today at 11:11 PM Oho! original ratboyToday at 11:11 PM spicy TheAlienTazerToday at 11:11 PM Nice SharpwingToday at 11:12 PM skdfshfs I See XD nice handwriting original ratboyToday at 11:13 PM H thenightetc2Today at 11:13 PM "But, uh, make sure it is a bear, before you shoot" OH SHIT SharpwingToday at 11:14 PM wow okay oh! hm. TheAlienTazerToday at 11:14 PM Sure! walk away from the group! SharpwingToday at 11:15 PM yeah i'mmmmmm just gonna admit im a weakling i think i will be seeing that in my dreams for a while TheAlienTazerToday at 11:15 PM Oh oop thenightetc2Today at 11:15 PM Oh no D: MimicToday at 11:16 PM fffff thenightetc2Today at 11:16 PM Okay I uh, don't quite understand how he got dragged in there SharpwingToday at 11:16 PM is it okay for me to hang out and be here during streams if I don't watch, or is it only for those who are going to actively watch the video? thenightetc2Today at 11:16 PM Or... pushed? original ratboyToday at 11:16 PM i dont blame u, this is pretty gnarly TheAlienTazerToday at 11:16 PM yeah SharpwingToday at 11:16 PM his face was half gone... :( thenightetc2Today at 11:16 PM Are they implying it was that other man's corpse that came out and dragged him in? original ratboyToday at 11:17 PM he...lost his mind highglossfinishToday at 11:17 PM It's perfectly fine. SharpwingToday at 11:17 PM thank you<3 thenightetc2Today at 11:17 PM Ah :frowning: ...ah. :frowning: highglossfinishToday at 11:18 PM Everyone is welcome here, regardless of whether they enjoy watching delimbed humans fed into ice holes. SharpwingToday at 11:18 PM I am glad :relieved: more glad about being here than about de-limbed humans, but wow, props to the special effects department thenightetc2Today at 11:19 PM okay DID they steal something TheAlienTazerToday at 11:20 PM probably highglossfinishToday at 11:20 PM Forgetting the lines to the song, I'm sure that's not a sign of anything worrisome. thenightetc2Today at 11:20 PM certainly not original ratboyToday at 11:21 PM not at all MimicToday at 11:21 PM this is harrowing. props to the production staff highglossfinishToday at 11:22 PM One day to grieve the man who got them all stuck in the ice in the first place. thenightetc2Today at 11:23 PM The iced-up ship looks absolutely grim. TheAlienTazerToday at 11:23 PM K I'm about to pass out. I think I ate something bad bc I feel like shit have fun ya'll peace out thenightetc2Today at 11:23 PM Feel better! SharpwingToday at 11:23 PM oh no, Not Hugh Laurie died?? Oh no!! original ratboyToday at 11:23 PM aw goodbye tazer ! hope u feel better soon SharpwingToday at 11:23 PM I'm so sorry Tazer:pensive:  that sucks original ratboyToday at 11:23 PM :people_hugging: TheAlienTazerToday at 11:23 PM I'll see my peeps in the server tomorrow original ratboyToday at 11:23 PM farewell lord highglossfinishToday at 11:24 PM Good night, feel better! SharpwingToday at 11:25 PM ooh i tuned back in and niiiice music original ratboyToday at 11:25 PM i was thinking the same thing spooky.. thenightetc2Today at 11:27 PM don't like that original ratboyToday at 11:27 PM id cry whew thenightetc2Today at 11:28 PM I feel like it must still be close original ratboyToday at 11:28 PM D : SharpwingToday at 11:28 PM i have questions highglossfinishToday at 11:28 PM To be continued next time! SharpwingToday at 11:28 PM mainly why does it look like the bear was trying to feed her they don't just leave their prey like that afaik original ratboyToday at 11:29 PM thank u knockout !! SharpwingToday at 11:29 PM Alright, thank you! ^_ ^ thenightetc2Today at 11:29 PM Thank you for hosting!  This has been engrossing MimicToday at 11:29 PM that was awesome! In a very dark and bloody way. thank you very much! highglossfinishToday at 11:30 PM Let me just fetch our light note to end on. SharpwingToday at 11:30 PM :o :D original ratboyToday at 11:30 PM oh?? highglossfinishToday at 11:30 PM Oh yes. We always end on a light note. original ratboyToday at 11:30 PM : D SharpwingToday at 11:30 PM it is scary, but the quiet parts are very nice and aesthetic Oh that's lovely! THank you! :D thenightetc2Today at 11:31 PM Ohhhh dear. SharpwingToday at 11:31 PM akshbjasdhfjgdhjf original ratboyToday at 11:31 PM exceptional thenightetc2Today at 11:32 PM Only the best! SharpwingToday at 11:32 PM no one let this person near a real terraformable planet MimicToday at 11:34 PM indeed highglossfinishToday at 11:34 PM At least not one that matters. SharpwingToday at 11:34 PM how many planets are possible to terraform, i wonder... okay, well, infinite universe, infinite possibilities, i suppose. original ratboyToday at 11:35 PM all of them are if ur determined enough thenightetc2Today at 11:36 PM All of them. And he built houses up there! SharpwingToday at 11:37 PM How's he gonna make it explode...? original ratboyToday at 11:38 PM country roads playing is rlly making this perfect djfsdlg SharpwingToday at 11:39 PM I see skdhfsdghfgh highglossfinishToday at 11:39 PM Majestic. original ratboyToday at 11:39 PM amazing SharpwingToday at 11:39 PM the amount of intricate planning and effort.... masterful thenightetc2Today at 11:39 PM I know, right? MimicToday at 11:40 PM his fucking with the game is always a work of art original ratboyToday at 11:40 PM its damn impressive highglossfinishToday at 11:41 PM And that's all I've got for tonight! original ratboyToday at 11:41 PM thank u knockout !! thenightetc2Today at 11:41 PM And what an all it was! original ratboyToday at 11:41 PM goodnight!! SharpwingToday at 11:41 PM Thank you!! :blush: it was lovely to be here<3 highglossfinishToday at 11:41 PM Thank you all for coming! thenightetc2Today at 11:41 PM Thank YOU for hosting! original ratboyToday at 11:41 PM :two_hearts: :two_hearts: :two_hearts: SharpwingToday at 11:42 PM I hope the next days are good to you and yours<3 highglossfinishToday at 11:42 PM Oh, you all! Likewise! MimicToday at 11:42 PM thank you! good night! highglossfinishToday at 11:42 PM Good night! SharpwingToday at 11:43 PM wait how do i i aready exited the oh hang on i got it there. MimicToday at 11:40 PM his fucking with the game is always a work of art original ratboyToday at 11:40 PM its damn impressive highglossfinishToday at 11:41 PM And that's all I've got for tonight! original ratboyToday at 11:41 PM thank u knockout !! thenightetc2Today at 11:41 PM And what an all it was! original ratboyToday at 11:41 PM goodnight!! SharpwingToday at 11:41 PM Thank you!! :blush: it was lovely to be here<3 highglossfinishToday at 11:41 PM Thank you all for coming! thenightetc2Today at 11:41 PM Thank YOU for hosting! original ratboyToday at 11:41 PM :two_hearts: :two_hearts: :two_hearts: SharpwingToday at 11:42 PM I hope the next days are good to you and yours<3 highglossfinishToday at 11:42 PM Oh, you all! Likewise! MimicToday at 11:42 PM thank you! good night! highglossfinishToday at 11:42 PM Good night! SharpwingToday at 11:43 PM wait how do i i aready exited the oh hang on i got it there.

[valkurious69]

My Sweet Sacrifice CH. 3

After getting all the deets frm the Moana aboot this guy Dysom an what she wants me to do w him, I decided it was time to take a well-dissolved brake. A gurl needs to unwhine and treat herself, ya no?

An what butter way 2 do so than by breaking a sweat?

 “ung!!” I giggled, fist hitting the punching bag hard. I was at the training strudio @the Valkyrie Academey. Oh ya, I go to school there, pretty standard 4 all valkreese my age. We lern how to use are poweres, fly, proceedre for taking ppl to vallehhr, etc:. Pretty boring sometimez, but I haf a few frionds that make it worthwell. I am so clos to graduanton, I can taste it. Taking on this missen from the Morigann will def make it happn sonner rather than l8tr, so I can’t afford to be out of top fiting shape. Luckily, I am in one helluva sexxy shap already.

Rn I was doin cardi to keep it that way.

“Wow, lookin gud Tamzin....” said my frond Stacey. She was ulso working out doin kickboxxin close 2 me. Her blonmde hair was pulld into a high ponytale, swingin as he kickd. She was more of a prep than I wos, but that don’t mean I h8 her. I mean, at first I deed, butt then I found out she licked Taylor Momsun as much as I did, and we were kool evar cents. (AN: if u don think teh pretty recklace is the BEAST BAND EVR than go KEEL YORSELF!!!!1111!!!) (TPR ROXXXX!!!)

“k thnx,” I repied, nonchaletly. I didn’t want her to no that I was realy sweatn. So not sexy. “u doin good yorself 2.”

“ugh I don feel liek it tho,” sje moned, pausing. “i keep fuckn up on my from. I wish i culd b as perfect as u at it.”

Couldnt argue w that. But I coudln say that obvs, or else I wuld look like a douch. Sometimes I wish Odin hadn’t blessed me with this curse of perefect beauty.

“Aw nah, don say that!” I assured insteed. “Here, let me show u how to improv.” I walked over to her, cumin from behind. I positned myself around her w my arms follwing hers, fixing her form as I explaned. My breaff ghosted her nick. ”U gotta be more fluids... let ur body take ovr...”

I leard a smol moan escape her.

I walked her sensuallie thru the motions and rubbed aganst her booty and thigs when we kicked, holdin her waist and arms steady. She trebeled but followed my instructshuns, punchn und kicking like I do. Afterwards, she was a hot mess, but a much more component 1. I smirked gloatfully.

“An that’s how u do eat.”

“Ohhhh w-wow! Thx tamzin!” she panted, flushed. It was real hot and all, but I din’t want 2 b a crepe. I mean she’s my FRIEN and all, it would b werd. “Hey, I wanna try it on my own now! Spar w me!” “K” I conceited, taeking my stance. WE started to flight, matching each udder’s blows, but I was still doin mych better if im being honest. Kick punc, punch kic, we ketp going round-4-round this way for a long ass time. Then, suddnly, I lept up to spin in mid-air and whip around real fast on her, extending my leg for a kick, when i heard a SNOP. 

I scremed loud and fell to the padded gym floor, holdin my knee.

Stacy was all like “OMF!!! sum1 get a doctor!!>” as I was passing out frm the shook. I was super happi she was concerned, but her shriek yelling was gettin om ny nevers. I mean i was in PANE for odin saks!!11!! She culd b a little moar genital. Footstep approched, some older valkyree teachers hearing her cry, and started to halp me up. But I was already fadin out of consceince, since the owie was too grate.

Next thing I new, I was woke up in a whole diff place.

 --------------------------------- (AN: srry not sorry I took so long updoting, but I haf a LYFE u no!!11!! I cant always b wasting my thyme onlin lik SUM PPL!!!! also I won’t update again til I get at lest 5 NOTES onm this chapp ok!!?? I don do this 4 my heatlh, which isn’t too good rn bc of that fall I just took lolllll lamo roflll ::;D)

#i so funnay #but that realdid hurt tho #oww #my immortal #my sweet sacrifice #chapter 3 #lost girl #parody #tamzin ran fenrir loki #valkyrie #fae #fantasy #the pretty reckless #comedy #writing #fanfiction #novel november #bisexual #girl on girl flirtin #sort of #when you tryin to hit on your straight friend #by correcting their form #and totally turn them on #only to promptly go and injure yourself #after needlessly showing off #way to go tamz #you're doing great sweetie