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#and they are definetly doing it with buddie
You know what bugs me about the 911 - buddie situation? It didn't have to be like this. All they showrunners had to was deny it. Tim should have said in that stupid interview after season 2, that it wasn't going to happen, the next showrunner should have told the cast to refuse to answer question about buddie, or maybe said something along the lines of, "well maybe in a different universe it might have happen" or even a joke about how "unfortunately they are straight, lol". All the way back in s2 and s3. That is it. That is all they had to do.
But they didn't. They knew the buddie fandom was getting more prominent, so they stayed vague hoping to keep them around. Meanwhile, they have half the writers and other crew memebers putting pile of subtext into buddie's relationship. And then force these same writers to write these rushed underbaked women to throw at them in the hopes that people just forget about buddie. And when that doesn't happen they write the character off.
I don't think I can do this to myself anymore. It's not about them becoming canon, I enjoy the memes and the meta but I have not believed that buddie would actually be canon in a while. What I can't do anymore is sit through another half baked rushed relationship with random side characters they have little to no chemistry with, while the show lie to me about how good of a relationship it is only for them to inevitably break it off when the fans aren't into it.
It's what happen with Shannon, with Ali, with Taylor, it's what Lena was probably initially there for, It's definately why they got rid of Lucy after trying so hard to have her in the season and the team, it's what happen with Ana.
I don't enjoy these storylines. I know the writers can do better, which means they are obviously not into it either. Or they'd be better at this. I don't find these stories entertaining.
The people in charge of this show need to get their act together and decide the fate of buddie, and if that fate is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN then they need to force their staff to stop writing all that damn subtext and put some effort into their "real" romantic relationship. They also need to accept the fact that is going to make the fans unhappy, and that some of them will stop watching.
Because you know what, they wrote themelves into this damn corner. And now it's too late. They fucked up. There is no woman that will make a better romantic partner in the eyes of the fans, it's too late, even if they manage to write this super well (which I doubt, given what we already saw) the fans are not going to be happy about it. It's too late. You should have spoken up sooner.
They can't have their cake and eat it too.
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gimmeyourlovepls · 4 months
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Can you do some Miles morales headcanons of how is he when he shares a class with his girlfriend?
ok!!! love it when i get requests 😍
so first all, before the school year starts he's so excited to find out yall share a class
like he's lowkey already plotting how to get you to always be in a group with him
and when school finally starts, after not even a week of sitting next to eachother he gets moved
yall were talking too much 😭
but that doesnt stop him
cause he's gotta communicate with his girl come on
i think he'd be the type to pass notes
maybe even make u learn a secret language to write or do out loud so the teacher doesnt catch him
i think he'd be really good help in classes
especially art
and my opinion is he'd be good in math and science too
cause of the different dimesions stuff
so you always have a study buddy
(even though yall dont get as much work done as u should during these "study sessions"
i think he could also use his invisibility skill to help during presentations
like he'd "leave to go to the bathroom" then go back and stand beside you whispering in your ear on what to say
(I NEED THAT SO BAD)
you guys would definetly have a playlist for all the classes you're in together (you share airpods)
here u go, hope this is ok!!
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dolliestfairy · 10 months
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𝑆𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝐹𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝐹𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑦 ❁ ₊ ˖  ་ ݁٬ ࣪✧ ،
Fluff Billy Loomis, Jason Voorhees, Michael myers, Jennifer check headcanons with Chubby!fem!reader who is a Flower Fairy ʚ(❛▿❛❁)ɞ
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𖧷 Warning : Killing, Disembowel, Slaughtering, Killing in Public, Overprotectiveness, Mocking/bullying, maybe some misspelled word and yeah thats it.. i think. lmk if i miss anything. Reader Skin Color Is Not Announced
𖧷 A/N : Just taking a break yesterday, and now i'm writing again. hope you like it. and please give me reblog and feedbacks if you enjoy my writings :)
Enjoy Reading My Fairies ₊ ˖  ་ ݁٬ ࣪ ،♡ 🧚🏻‍♀️
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𖧷 Billy Loomis
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• He freaking love about the opposite vibration you both gave to each other
• would kill for you, not definetly, but obviously.
• first time he know that you're a no human he kinda freaked out a little bit
• he doesnt want to admit this but he really think that you're a cool person.
• you can grow flowers and nature and leaves and bla bla bla, thats freaking cool yk..
• would try to keep the secret that you're a fairy,
• although sometimes he cant help but let a few words about you leave out of his mouth making his buddies confused.
• but overall he really loves you and ESPESSIALLY the curves of your body... chefs kiss 💋
• really proud having a chubby flower fairy as his gf ₊ ˖  ་ ݁٬ 🧚🏻‍♀️💌
𖧷 Jason Voorhees
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• thinks he doesnt deserve you.
• now dont get me wrong here, he freaking loves you and its a fact that you manage to bring the little jason out of his big mass body.
• but as we know, he's also a very very insecure boy :( so compare to your beautiful body he sometimes think he doesnt deserve you, and you deserve someone better than him.
• but you always make him feel better in bed where you make him feel so good it boost his confidence <3
• its only make him love you even more.
• and just like billy, he had no problems to disembowel anyone who dare to touch your hair in a wrong way,
• and given the fact that you're a fairy, he might get a little too overprotective of you, but its also because he love you so much and would love to keep the secret of you being a fairy tight-tight.
𖧷 Michael Myers
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• he first think of you as a weirdo 😁💀
• but as times goes by, he also known the fact that you're not a weirdo, you're just simply a non human creature (unless you're actually a weirdo, that would be plus-plus <3)
• he thinks it cool of how you manage to make a flower bloom, to grow flowers with your power and ect..
• but since he doesnt talk, he just sometimes like, like he sees you 'performing' and then he just aggresively nodding at what you're doing.
• thats actually how he shows himself enjoying something.
• he also thinks your wings is a pretty combination with your chubby body.
• he would rather die than admitting this, but he is freaking love cuddling with you.
• and yes, he also had no problem to slaughtered everyone who talk down and look down on you.
• even if he had to kill everyone in a public place, in the middle of the city or whatever, he had ZERO problem.
• also since he doesnt talk, you dont have to fear about getting your secret spilled. and even if someone already like heared a little about you being a fairy, you best believe they're gonna be dead in just a few days later.
𖧷 Jennifer Check
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• oh my god yk what?? this reminds me of like Lana del rey and Taylor swift friendship dynamic!!
• like she's the Lana del rey girl, and you're the Taylor swift girlie (unless you also like lana del rey just like me, it will also be a plus plus<3)
• REALLY REALLY PROUD having you as her partner.
• if someone mock your relationship with her because since she always view as an it girl or simply a 'perfection' it will be no doubt that you might get mock a bit.
• and when she find out about the fact that you're getting mocked by someone? oh god.. you best believe they're gonna be dead with their stomach ripped open.
• she gives zero fuck about their gender, age or status or whatever. if they fuck with you, they fuck with her, and you know what happen if someone fuck with her
• fuck with her is already bad, and now they want to fire it with fucking with you? nuh uh. honestly, not the best idea ever.
• and ok i know she's like very popular and she's also an extroverted lady, but she would try her best to keep the secret of you being a fairy.
• and since you both are non human, she didnt afraid to tell you what kind of creature she is.
• but she is, somehow, well not afraid, just worry that you might leave or hate her for eating a mankind.
• but overall, she's really love you and your talent, she might get a little envy about your talent or whatever, but that enviness will be quickly replaced by her proud nature about having a 'secret' flower fairy partner.
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s74rf1sh · 4 months
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ROTTMNT CUDDLE HEADCANONS
Woah it’been a while since my first post…
ANYWAY, I’m in a very sleepy mood so here’s cuddle headcanons for the turtles
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~LEO~
-This guy is so goofy
-Constantly grabbing at your ass or tights to massage them while teasing you about it
-He loves to lay on you or having you lay on him
-Lots of churring and snuggling (if you have a prominent chest it’s not yours anymore, it’s his)
-Muffled rambling about literally any topic
-Praises your body constantly (not in a sexual way, this guy is just head over heels about you and wants to make sure you know it)
-“I have no idea why you worry so much, you’re so damn beautiful”
-PLEASE take his mask off and gently caress his face markings, this guy will MELT
-If you’re not laying down he’s definetly resting on your lap ᵃᵗ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖᵒⁱⁿᵗ ⁱ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ⁱᵗˢ ᵒᵇᵛⁱᵘᵒˢ ⁱ ʰᵉᵃᵈᶜᵃⁿᵒⁿ ʰⁱᵐ ᵃˢ ᵃ ᵗⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵍᵘʸ
-He’ll play with your hair, even braid it if it’s long enough
-Even massage your face if he’s in the mood
-Will nibble on your neck playfully AND tease you about your reaction
-Will gently squeeze your hips and/or shoulders
-I guess the preferred location is his room, but the couch is comfy too
-If you’re having a movie night all together he won’t be shy and lay on your lap (ᵒʳ ˡᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵃʸ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱˢ)
-Of course he will refrain from squeezing your ass or doing TOO intimate things…
-But yeah, he will cuddle with you in public if your comfortable with it
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~RAPH~
-He’s baby
-Tried to be the small spoon but miserably failed
-(you got slight injuries by his shell and he never forgive himself about it)
-He likes to squeeze you to his plastron and feel your heat
-He often wraps you two in a big blanket, morphing in a big burrito
-He does chur, but it’s really really low and hardly hearable
-Snacks and hot drinks while you cuddle>>>
-If someone were ever to walk in on you two he’d be so fucking embarassed (probably hiding his face in your body)
-He doesn’t mind if you take his bandana off or not, but if you wear it yourself? Oh he’s jumping on you.
-Asks April for advice💀👍 (especially the first times you ever cuddled together)
-Overthinks a little too much about your well-being (I feel ya buddy) what if you’re uncomfortable in that position? What if you’re not hot enough? Is his smell fine? Are you bothered by his churrs?
-Please comfort this poor guy
-Is teased by his brothers (*COUGH* Leo *COUGH*) about him being so vulnerable when you’re around
-As you probably already guessed he’s kind of embarrassed around his family, but holding hands sround others is so special to him
-It makes him feel as if he’s telling the world (his family) that you’re his
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~MIKEY~
-Ok let’s be real: he’s VERY touchy
-He’s basically cuddling with you 24/7
-Takes every opportunity to kiss or hug or snuggle you throughout the day
-When you two are alone he just doesn’t let go of you LIKE
-“Mike l need to use the bathroom” “OK :D” “…Le-Let me go” “wwWHY..?” “I NEED TO PEE” “I CAN COME WITH YOU”
-You’ll eventually get him to let you go for a few minutes
-He LOVES when you even slightly match his energy and also crave affection (even if you won’t admit it ;))
-Doesn’t really care where you are or what position you’re in as long as you’re both comfortable
-But if he had to choose a position he would probably like facing and spooning
-Speaking of facing—PREPARE TO BE PEPPERED IN KISSES
-Churrs happily and loudly, not giving two fucks about who hears him🫡
-Squeezes your cheeks (the puffier they are the more full this lil guy’s heart gets)
-If you’ll let him, he’ll draw small doodles on your hands or arms
-Cuddles in public couldn’t be less of a problem for him
-Just say if you’re ok with it or not and he will obey (except for a few stolen kisses in case you say no)
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~DONNIE~
-Will NEVER admit how much he actually enjoys your cuddles
-Will have you sit on his lap as he works, chest to chest
-…or you laying on his chest and viceversa
-The very first times he kept everything on- battleshell included
-But after a while he allowed you to take off his mask
-The shell thing is a bit more delicate (Yk?Cause he’s a softshell turtle? God I want to hang myse-) and might take more time
-But if you play your cards right he’s throwing it out the window in a few months
-When he’s not rambling he’ll just lay there and melt in your touch
-Whether you’re running your hands through his bare shell or caressing his face and muscles he’ll just let you love him
-He finded it hard to let you cuddle him, let alone him cuddling you…
-A lot of patience is needed but will be rewarded
-Him inviting you to lay on him, rest your face on his shoulder, sometimes he will even kiss you first
-Ew I’m getting diabetes MOVING ON
-Cuddling in public is usually a big No-no, but there’s situations where you’ll get a text from him where he just—
-“Cuddles in bed later?”
-You smile at him and he acts his blush off…
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK x READER BUT THE READER IS A JEDI:
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- NO BRO BECAUSE BRUNHILDE WOULD BE ALL: "YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE HUMANS, YOU NEVER SPECIFIED THEY HAD TO BE ON EARTH!!"
- Obviously the usual Jedi mind tricks aren't gonna work on Gods but like, the Force telekinesis is great for throwing them around like ragdolls.
- You're gonna be a pretty experienced Jedi, okay. For plot reasons and bc those Gods need to be humbled fr.
- YOU AND SASAKI KOJIRO ARE DEFINETLY BEST FRIENDS ON THE HUMAN'S SIDE, you teach him the sword ways of your fellow Jedi and he teaches you about some of his own sword fighting techniques as well.
- Soji absolutely adoring you and wanting to train with you constantly. Kondo also has great respect for you and while you are concerned with their thirst for violence and laugh rather nervously at it. However, you admire their sense of justice and they admire yours and your virtues as well.
- Raiden also 100% begs you to let him try out your lightsaber, LIKE P L E A S E IT IS ALL HE WANTS. LET HIM. LET HIM. PLEASE. You eventually have to use Force Illusion to make him forget because you're trying to meditate.
- SPEAKING OF MEDITAITION, YOU AND BUDDHA ARE ALSO GOOD BUDDIES. Your beliefs align with his so well and you applaud him for standing up what he believes in and he shrugs and just says the other gods are petty fools.
- ALSO, YOU JUST HAVING TO CALM DOWN BRUNHILDE WHEN SHE LOSES OR COMFORTING HER. Like the loss of Hercules was devastating and Göll didn't help, although you understood why she was upset, so you just went to check in on her and found her crying and ran over to comfort her and assure her battle is not easy for anyone.
- I also love the idea of you just having Göll meditate with you and and bringing her peace, she is so young and honestly, if things were different and you were able to train her just a little, you'd think she'd make a wonderful Palawan.
- Then there's Jack the Ripper, a terrible and tragic man whose heart has been mislead and misguided far too many times. You knew he wasn't the real Jack the Ripper and you just sense that his soul was capable of heinous crimes, he was just lonely. Meanwhile, DO YOU THINK JACK COULD SEE LIKE THE FORCE AROUND YOUR AURA?? LIKE, MIGHT THAT BE A THING?? AND HE LOVES YOUR COLOR THE WAY IT IS.
- I'd write the Gods but I'm too impatient but Thor wants to fight you so badly and also, like, IMAGINE THEM SEEING YOU FORCE HEAL YOURSELF IN BATTLE AND MEANWHILE, YOU'RE JUST ATTACKING THEM AND THEY'RE ALL: THAT IS SO NOT FAIR, WHAT-"
- Also u have platonic relationships with all of them bc you live by the "Jedi aren't supposed to fall in love" rule but like, if anyone wanna makes a request when they're open, I am not opposed-
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familyvideostevie · 7 months
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october third
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day three: bradley "rooster" bradshaw you go to a tailgate with your friend bradley | friends to lovers | 1.5k
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You don’t even like football that much. But here you are waiting on your front steps with a cooler of drinks and seven layer dip for Bradley to pick you up to drive to LA for a football game.
“We don’t do this often,” Hangman had told you last week when you were all at the bar. “But my boys are in town, so it’s practically law that we go.”
“Cowboys,” Bradley had whispered in your ear before you swatted him away.
“So we’re driving up to LA to watch?”
Everyone nodded solemnly. Until Natasha cracked. “To get drunk at the tailgate and then watch them get crushed!”
Bradley had offered to drive you the day of the game. Most of the group went up last night to meet up with some old Navy friends, but since you’re relatively new to the whole group you opted out of that one. You know Bob the best, actually, and then Natasha through him but you and Rooster get along surprisingly well and he lives pretty close to you.
It doesn’t hurt that he’s the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen.
He pulls up in his silly Bronco and honks once even though he sees you sitting on the steps. “Morning!” He hops out of the car and jogs over. You stand and he gives you a quick hug and a grin. “I’ve got breakfast in the car, if you’re hungry.”
Knowing Bradley, he’s probably been up since 4am. He’s always full of energy that you’ve learned is just a part of his personality. He’s practically vibrating all the time, dialed up to 11 when he’s in public especially. It’s a little overwhelming but you find it endearing.
“Thank you,” you tell him. He grabs your cooler and secures it in the car as you hop in to find coffee and a breakfast sandwich from the place down the street waiting for you. “And thanks for driving.”
He waves off your thanks. “Thank you for coming,” he says, heading for the highway. “I was worried this would scare you off.”
“It’s just football, Bradley.” He shrugs.
“Just be glad it’s not the Army Navy game.”
As he drives he tells you about some rowdier tailgates he went to in college. You swap stories of fall shenanigans from your youth — a high school football game here and there, though fall where you grew up is definetly colder than California in October.
“That reminds me,” Bradley says, snapping his fingers. “I’ve got a jersey for you. Chargers, obviously.” He’s in one, too, the material hanging off his broad shoulders. You know from your glance at him when he picked you up that his jeans fit achingly perfectly. You don’t have any sports stuff of your own, so you’d opted for a yellow top. “Hangman is going to get you into a Cowboys one when we get there, but don’t be swayed.”
“Of course not,” you say. He grins and you smile back.
The two hours to LA fly by even when you hit typical traffic. Spending time with Bradley is easy, even when your mind thrums with what you’ve deemed your low-level crush on him. He flirts with everyone, sure, but sometimes it feels like he flirts with you differently.
You get to the stadium and right away you can see that it’s a crowded, rowdy kind of situation. Rooster must see the trepidation on your face when you ask who else will be there.
“Navy buddies, probably. Friends of Hangman’s from Texas who are in town for the game. I don’t know a ton of them, but I know it’ll be fun.” He puts his hand on your arm. “Stick with me if you want,” he says. “You can always stick with me.”
“Okay,” you say softly. He winks at you.
The parking lot you’re in is a bit of a walk from the tailgating spot, so you put on your borrowed jersey and unload the car.
Cooler in one hand, Rooster reaches his other towards you. “So you don’t get converted by any Cowboys fans?” You laugh. As if he has to ask you to hold his hand.
So you do. His palm is warm and calloused and he leads you fearlessly through the throng until you find your friends at the spot they staked out. There are at least two grills going, a table of snacks, and lots and lots of beer.
“C’mon, really?” Hangman shouts when you come into view. “He got to you?” His face is painted blue in some spots.
“You should’ve driven me, then!”
Hangman smirks. “As if this guy would’ve let me.” You look at Rooster and his neck is flushed even as he rolls his eyes.
“Yeah, yeah,” he says, and you release him to put the stuff you brought on the table.
It surprises you a little that you’re having fun. There are lots of people you don’t know but Rooster sticks close to you, hand on your shoulder blade or lower back when he asks if you’re hungry, if you want a drink, if you’re cold. Everyone you meet is thrilled that you’re here and you forget that this is a football tailgate you drove over two hours to and not just a party with your friends.
You’re in a circle of girls talking about a new book a few of you have read when you feel Rooster come up behind you. You recognize the heat of him by now. His hand lands on the small of your back, and he leans down to speak in your ear.
“A few of us are going to make a run for some more drinks and water. I’ll be back soon. You okay?” You lean away from him a little so you can see his face before nodding. He leaves you with a squeeze of your hip and you turn back to the circle to find all of the girls watching you.
“Do I have something on my face?” you ask.
“Okay,” one of them says. You are pretty sure her name is Flora. “How did you train him?”
“What?”
“Your boyfriend,” another one chimes in. “He’s like, all over you in the best way.”
Oh. Oh. “Bradley?” you say, voice a little higher than you’d like. You swallow and shift on your feet a bit. “We’re just friends.”
Everyone in the circle titters. “Sure, you are,” they coo. “Heard that before.” You scrunch your nose and shake your head.
The girl next to you puts her hand on your arm. “Honey,” she says kindly. “That man is into you. He’s scared off every guy coming over here.”
“I—” You start but find you have nothing to say. They take pity on you and move on to something else but your thoughts stay with their comments. Sure, you’ve been flirting and sure, today he’s been extra touchy but that’s just because you don’t know lots of people here, right? So what if he texts you pictures of dogs and things he sees and says reminded me of you. So what if he knows your coffee order and fixes things in your apartment when you ask and calls you when he’s driving back from base. So what if he treats you like his girlfriend.
He hasn’t said anything.
Flora leans over. “Sometimes, these Navy boys, they’re all confident on the outside but really they just don’t want to screw it up so they wait and wait and wait.” She looks over your shoulder and wiggles her eyebrows at you. You turn around and find Bradley walking towards you again.
“Ladies,” he says.
“Hi, Rooster,” they echo.
He focuses on you, hand on your elbow to pull you from the circle a little bit. “You okay?” You nod. “Game is gonna start in a little bit so I think we’re going to head in.” His hand moves up your arm to your clavicle as his fingers seemingly fix your necklace. You keep your eyes on his face and watch him concentrate.
“Bradley?”
“Yeah?” He’s still fixated on the task at hand. Everyone around you is starting to clean up and migrate towards the stadium.
“Do you want to go on a date?” His fingers freeze. You worry for a second that you’ve got it all wrong, that he’s not into making this unspoken thing spoken, that he’s about to let you down easy. But you watch his pupils dilate, feel his hand move so that it’s cupping your neck, watch his surprised expression turn to something happy, something luminous.
“Really?” he says. Maybe the girls were right — maybe these muscled, loudmouthed, sporty Navy guys really don’t know what they’re doing any more than the rest of you. None of the other guys in the group flirt with you like Bradley does, none of them drive you around and make you laugh and you don’t want to kiss any of them the way you want to kiss him.
You nod. “Yeah,” you say.
“Sweetheart,” he says. “I’d love to go on a date with you.”
“Okay.”
“Okay,” he echoes. You kiss him on the cheek and wrap an arm around his waist.
“Football time, Bradley.” He shakes himself out of your moment and slings an arm around your shoulders as you walk back to your friends who are clearly pretending they weren’t watching.
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nickeverdeen · 1 year
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Avatar The Last Airbender characters seeing you cry
Includes: Aang, Katara, Zuko, Toph, Sokka
(let me know who else should I add)
Aang
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When you start crying, buddy doesn’t really know what to do
Aang would try to cheer you up even if it meant making fool of himself
You can vent to him, he’ll listen
Aang would feel very bad to see you sad or upset
Considering Aang is a great listener you can vent about any kind of stuff to him
Probably some positive comments
“Don’t worry, everything will be fine! You’ll see tommorow!”
Katara
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Just like Aang she’ll listen to whatever you have to say
Katara is probably the best person in this group to comfort you
She’ll try to fix your problems for you
Katara is very understanding and empathic so it won’t be much of a problem for her to understand your situation
Katara would definetly remind you that they’re all here for you
“Feel free to talk to any of us next time, Y/N, we’re here for you”
Zuko
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Zuko would have one of those comments like “that’s rough, buddy”
He’d try his best to listen and understand
He’s very empathic towards you
Zuko can be sometimes a great listener so feel free to vent to him about any kind of stuff that’s bothering you
He’d definetly be awkward from the beggining
“What’s wrong, Y/N?”
Toph
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Let’s be honest, she’d first have the vibe “stop being a baby”
Toph is not much help in this situation
Toph will try her best to listen to your troubles
She’d get slightly annoyed if you’d cry about something small and stupid
But if it’s not some small ad stupid matter she’d do her best to comfort you
Probably punching you softly while saying some she’s hoping comforting comments
“You’ll get over it, it’s fine”
Sokka
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Unlike his sister he has no idea what to do at first
Probably sits next to you and somehow tries to physically comfort you
Sokka would definetly say some stupid jokes in order to make you laugh or just in general to cheer you up
He would maybe signail his sister that he needs help if none of his methods would work
Jokes are the medicine from his point of view
“Ah! Gotta you! You laughed!”
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skylarkking · 3 months
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I've been whacked with the valveplug stick again and I have headcannons for some of the Lost Light crew.
🔞 under cut
I'm gonna start off by simply listing the characters I know currently (I've read up to the issue where overlord first appears but have read other snippets scattered on the internet) and the list will begin with my favorites:
Rung
Definetly into BDSM
Uses interface as therapy
Despite being a fucking tiny adorable nerdy twink he knows how to work big bots
His glasses sometimes fall off during sessions and when they do he's often too blissed out or focused on the other bot to care
He is a moaner and makes all sorts of sounds that bots are obsessed with
He has tried everything and anything
He attended one of Ratchet's orgies during Ratchet's college years as a Party Ambulance
He and Froid DEFINETLY had angry interface before and you can't tell me otherwise
Rodiumus
Legit a horndog
This mf gets so worked up that throughout the day he has to step aside and take care of himself
He's a bottom who tries to play top and FAILS miserably
Drift and him are fuck buddies (you can't tell me otherwise)
He's capable of gentle and intimate interface with someone he loves, but due to his inexperience and somewhat childish attitude (not his fault I mean he's essentially a guy in his 20s) he prefers quickies over that
After interface he sometimes forgets about aftercare
Drift
Way hornier than he lets on
Loves to have his neck bitten
When he is in heat he is either gonna top every bot in his reach and make them beg through tears or he's gonna beg Ratchet with tears in his optics. I'm sorry I don't make the rules here
I think when he was a Decepticon he was Hella into knifeplay
And I mean HELLA into it
Like this bitch would pop a boner if someone licked a sword or some shit
He bottoms for Rodimus mostly but in a sort of bossy bottom sort of thing
Ultra Magnus/Minimus
This guy.... this guy may act like he's only into vanilla shit, but I fucking GUARENTEE he's a freak
He's fragged Swerve before (size kink when he's in the Magnus armor)
When he's in the Magnus armor sometimes the connections for his own spike and the armor's get wired wrong and he has to "adjust himself" (like human amabs have to do with their dicks)
Out of the Magnus armor he secretly feels extremely vulnerable and anxious when it comes to interface because of how tiny our little dill pickle is
Side note: give him a fucking HUG DAMMIT! HE NEEDS IT!
Swerve
If any of the bots would fuck a human, it would be this bastard
He'd also have human kinks (like mommy/daddy kink [thanks @archie-sunshine for rotting my brain with that idea])
Despite being a motormouth I think he can easily be silenced by a pair of thick thighs around his head
Side note: I think minibots have WAY HIGHER stamina verses their larger counter parts, so swerve will be going at it for a loooooong time
Secretly has a stash of human porn in his bar
Magnus has found said porn once and for a week Swerve was on edge in keeping his secret
Skids
Since he can learn anything really quickly I think this bastard can master the art of seduction
Like he could simply give a bot those bedroom eyes and BAM! He's fucking
He's a massive cuddler after interface
Has fragged Nautica at LEAST 15 times
When he overloads his headlights sometimes flick on by accident
Ratchet
Oh you cannot TELL ME this guy hasn't had a kinky past
Party Ambulance is fucking cannon and no one can tell me otherwise idc if it's only a fan thing ITS CANNON AND ILL FIGHT GOD ABOUT IT
Not as horny as he use to be but when Drift or Rodimus get their heat cycles you better fucking BELIEVE he's on the case
A true master of aftercare
Really into bondage
These are only a few lmao I have SO MANY MORE
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simplyjake · 3 months
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Fortnite with Enha hyung line!!
(my first post on tumblr so idrk what im doing fr)
Heeseung
Wbk hes a gamer like…
I dont think he plays fortnite as much as valorant tho
Still at level 200 something lets be fr
A pc player 
And always plays builds
Hes been playing since it dropped so he got all the cool nd fun emotes from previous seasons
Plays with the “manly skins” but drops the most girly pop emote after killing someone
He kills someone but you steal the loot
Call that s/o fortnite tax
Always makes sure you have shield and full health before he does
He carries sorry LOL
“Babe hes behind you…”
“BEHIND YOU SHOOT SHOOT”
“STOP YELLING AT ME”
Buys the battle pass every season
Jay
Plays a lot but not as much as hee
Ur fortnite sugar daddy
“Baby can I have the true heart emote”
BOOM
And now you have true heart just like that
A master at fortnite festival I must say
He switches between build and zero build
It just depends on what you wanna play
I feel like he plays more on like
A ps5
If you dont have a ps5 console or still have the 4, you guys go and get the ps5 for yourself
If you dont play on a console then you guys go out and buy a pc
#sugardaddyjay
“Baby, lover of mine, light of my life”
“STOP STEALING MY GUNS”
Has a set gun rotation 
Does get upset when you steal his guns
He's very serious about it.
Jake
I think you carry the duo hard 
Hes just a babygirl
I KNOW he definitely plays 
But i think he still gets bot lobbies
Lord help him
“Jake, babe why are you using a sniper hes RIGHT infront of you”
You walk into a room hes in 
And he shoots you thinking your someone else LOL
based on a true experience
“Baby what the hell”
“Im sorry :(“
Has the girliest skins and emotes LMFAO
You wanna be a girl SO BAD (pls tell me you get the reference)
Since hes kinda bad, you strictly play zero build
Hes a ps5 player as well
A sucker for lego fortnite
Definetly loves fortnite festival
Bought Buddy Holly by Weezer and now he plays it during games
He gets sniped bc of it
Lord help his aim...
He's so bad but he's trying!
Sunghoon
It takes a miracle to get him to download the game
“Hoon pls we can be cute gamers tgt”
He js sighs loudly because he became his own enemy
A fortnite gamer.
But he sucks it up because it makes you happy
So he downloads the game on his pc
Youve been playing a bit longer 
But he definitely gets better than you with time
I apologize LMFAO
“Sunghoon what the hell why are  you getting better than me? Have you been playing on your own when im not here?”
“......”
“Oh my god.. YOU WERE LMFAO”
“Y/n i swear to god.”
So much yelling
“GET IN THE CAR”
“IM FUCKING TRYING STOP RUNNING ME OVER”
“GET IN”
“OKAY FINE”
Overall just chaotic with him
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nopecho · 4 months
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Yearbook quotes part 2!
Oldies edition~
I know @\necros-writing-stuff mentioned that Eden likely got bullied at school, this breaks my heart💔 I imagine him being way bigger than his classmates and struggling at shaving his face properly. Constantly made fun of for his excessive body hair in the gym locker rooms. My poor boy couldn't wait for that nightmare to end. He likely never reached senior prom.
Bailey is just... Bailey. But I do think he was good buddies with Eden. I can imagine him sticking up for him.
Harper is creepy now, and he definitely was creepy before💞 I imagine him vaguely femme as well. He definetly had painted nails. Not a single bastard wanted anything to do with him. So now he gets to gaslight everyone 💋✨💅 such a girlboss!
Avery likely went to a private highschool. I HC that she was just born filthy rich. Never had to actually work to gain that much money, rather she worked to mantain it.
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fatfuckingcatstuff · 18 days
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I heard your inbox was open, so I'm here to drop a request.
Spicing things up from all the Sniper stuff you've been writing. Could you maybe write for Scout with a reader who's got insomnia. Like, bad enough the sleep deprivation is starting to affect their skills on the battlefield. If Scout is a character you don't feel confident writing for, you're fine to switch it for Sniper.
RESTLESS RECON
Scout x Reader with bad insomnia
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thank you so much for this request! I encourage requests for other characters as I do need to practice writing for other characters :)) 💗
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You struggled to keep up with the team, your movements sluggish and reactions delayed. Scout noticed you struggling to keep your eyes open, your once sharp gaze now dulled by exhaustion. Now the both of you were stuck to each other like glue. Both of each other's ride or die. He definetly took notice of your poor performance. I mean since when have you been the one to gain the most deaths in a round, ever?! During a lull in the action, Scout approached you, concern etched on his face. "Hey, toots... you ain't lookin' so hot. Everything okay?" You forced a weary smile, attempting to hide the extent of her exhaustion. "Yeah, just a little tired, that's all." (lies you are on the verge of dying on the fucking spot) But Scout wasn't convinced. "Nah, somethin's up. You ain't performin' like you used to. You gotta take care of yourself, ya know?" You sighed, shoulders slumping. "I know, Scout, but I can't seem to get a decent night's sleep no matter what I try." Scout nodded sympathetically. "I hear ya. But you can't let it mess with your game. How 'bout this? After this mission, I'll help you come up with a plan to tackle that insomnia once and for all." A small chuckle leaves your mouth. "How? You gonna beat it up with your bat till it leaves?" "Hey give me a chance!"
"I'm kidding, that's sweet of you Scout."
"No problem, no buddy of mine should not get sleep."
As the battle resumed, Scout kept a watchful eye on you , offering encouragement and assistance whenever you needed it. And true to his word, once the mission was over, he (attempted) to help you try and get the rest you so desperately needed.
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tiredly101 · 1 year
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Red paint and TV...
Pairing: Wally Darling x Hired by the mafia killer!Male reader
Part 2, Part 3
Summary: Male readers turns on the tv while cleaning the "red paint" in his hands where he stumbles onto Welcome Home... What a cute main character
Illustrated Au, this was won by this poll!
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M/n pov
I walk inside my house with a sight escaping my lips, I turn on a cigarette and walk to my living room so I can turn on the TV. I scroll through the channels and find a colorful cartoon show that catch my attention and so I leave it on while walking towards the sink.
"Oh, hello neighbor, I have been waiting for you," said the main character which made me look up briefly but I continued washing my hand, I saw how the character was still in silence and decided to say a soft "Hello".
"Well neighbor, my name is Wally Darling and I was wondering how has your day been?," Said the cartoon character and I looked at him before taking the bloodied shirt off.
"Sore but good, I guess," I said while looking at Wally Darling while putting a clean shirt, I could have sworn that I saw the cartoon character blush. I sit down in the couch while kicking the bloody leather shoes and I sighted in comfort when I took from behind my pants the hidden gun.
"Well that is good neighbor, but I need your help," said Wally making me look at him before turning my old cigarette back on.
"Alright, shoot away," I said while looking at Wally, he is handsome but sadly he ain't real like most of the fictional man I like. We all have been there buddy
As time ticked away I could feel myself drifting off but I stayed strong and carried on watching the seemingly never ending chapter. I hear my phone ring and I pick it up, it was my boss, I mute the Tv and pick up.
"Heya boss man... I see, when do you need this woman taken care off? Before the morning? Alright, on it boss man," I said before hanging up the phone and putting the volume back to the Tv to see Wally painting while humming. I grab the remote control and feel myself hesitating to turn off the tv while I stared at Wally's black eyes and so I leave the show going while I prepare.
I grab my gloves that I forgot last time and put on the boots again, I grab the gun and hide it my back to then put the long black coat which I used not only for style but to hide multiple weapon. I grab the suitcase I dropped in the entrance and make sure that I'm not missing any parts of the sniper and when I'm sure I have everything I walk back to the Tv and hold the remote in hand.
"I have to go Wally, I'll see you later tonight," I said softly before turning off the tv and walking away.
Part two? Definetly so let me know if you want to be tagged!
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aryxchse · 20 days
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okay but this has consuming my mind lately… Percy Jackson x daughter of Persephone?
red rose is for i love you! / percy jackson x daughter of persephone! reader.
a / n : my lovely daughters of persephone, rise up!!
warnings : cursing duh
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- it all started with a dare
- and percy jackson is a dare king okay
- leo, who got his ass kicked by you, told that if percy would pick up a rose for him on the secret garden in the forest, he would do anything percy asked
- and percy, who loves challenges, said yes
- it's like beauty and best lmao
- so when he entered your garden to pick up your most precious, pretty, perfect rose, he got smacked by a vine
- "what do you think you're doing?" you asked, on top of some oak tree, making a flower crown for yourself
- percy froozed
- "i uh, i was picking up a rose?"
- yeah, way to save yourself boy, good job
- you effortlessly get down from the oak tree, giving percy death stare
- "move along before i hurt you, jackson."
- "yes ma'am."
- yeah he literally said that
- and left the rose
- this was the first time percy jackson backed down from a dare
- but he didn't backed down from you
- he had a new target now
- the pretties flower in the garden
- you
- okay that was cheesy wtf moving on
- next day, he had a clipboard
- "jackson."
- "hello pretty girl on top of the tree."
- you suspiciously got down again
- "why are you here?"
- "first of all, ouch. second of all, i'm here for good reasons!"
- he told you that he had to write essay about flowers and their meanings for his homework
- good lie buddy
- so you shrugged and helped him, having a chance to yap about your flowers
- and he visited you like this for a month
- "how long is this essay, really?"
- "good work comes with great hardworking.. skills.."
- "what are you even saying-"
- you tried to pay no mind, but you both were getting closer each day
- his evil plan working perfectly
- kidding he isnt evil hes just in love
- and he learned the flower meanings just for you
- he got the chance to learn your favorite flower too
- he hated winter
- because you went underworld to visit your mother
- my boy legit thought getting himself killed by a monster to enter underworld
- but the little reasonable side of him stopped
- because you would be sad then
- and he had school anyways, so he was going to see you on summers anyway
- hes just sad that his date plan got cancelled
- moving on
- it was the last day for his fake essay to finish, and you were kinda sad
- because percy was a fun guy, even though nico was a huge hater
- "percy? really?"
- "boy shut up at least i have a chance with him"
- ouch okay
- "okay so, did we really leave magnolia to last? wow what a shame of us, okay so the magnolia means-"
- "i love you"
- "no that's not-"
- "im talking about you. i love you"
- okay this was a bit sudden
- not saying he wasnt late already but
- like this was sudden
- moving on to you both dating
- your favorite flowers on your door in each special occasion
- but it's usually comes with the roots, with the help of demeter kids
- because he knows how much you hate when someone picks up flowers and just kills them
- you took him to the underworld
- no one was happy tbh but you were so no one didn't said anything
- the garden dates happens often because you usually need help
- and hes your wonderful slave boyfriend so
- kidding (no im not)
- long story short, you guys are the cutest okay??? the best couple fr fr
- and he definetly dreams about opening you your own garden in the mortal world once you both get old
- like you know, selling flowers with their meanings and stuff
- the dangerous flower girl with her slave fr
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beeindaclouds · 1 year
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hii! Is it alright that write all DSMP x reader but the DSMP (either cc or c) turns into their opposite gender? And they all like being confuse about their new shape of body and voice?? If you are okay with this one :D
Hallo, thanks for requesting and I hope you enjoy <3
Reader discovers Genderbend!DSMP
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Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Philza, C!Technoblade, Nihachu, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude
Click here before requesting, please ^^
Reader: GN - They/Them
Ps. Everyone is CC! Other then C!Phil and C!Techno. And I didn't include Eret, cause I feel like they're pretty genderfluid in their style already, so nothing would change
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❝ Dream ❞
He's smug about it
Like "Oh wow, I have boobs, lemme check" kind of smug
Idk why but I can see him being so proud of being a women and looking attractive
To the point where he uses it against you and makes you question your sexuality lol
♀️♂️
❝ Georgenotfound ❞
George would be too embarrassed to show himself
He doesn't hate how he looks, he's just shy about showing you specifically
You have to reassure him many many times that it's ok and that you'll love him no matter what
And when he comes out you just can't help but shower him in compliments
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❝ Sapnap ❞
I can see him wanting to try womens clothes, to feel just how they are
He chickens out a little, cause he has to see boobs to change, but after he's just showing off his new fits and acting like he's in one of those "make over scenes" in the movies
Like, yeah, he could have done it before in his man body, but it's a different experience in a womans body
Not a fan of heels and he feels bad for you if you wear them
♀️♂️
❝ Badboyhalo + Skeppy ❞
Bad's completely flustered and all over the place, it takes him a while to get used to bring in a woman's body
Skeppy is absolutely loving it and planning the amout of youtube videos he can make out of this situation haha
I imagine you three making many make up and outfit videos, just for pure entertainment
Just leaving the fans confused to wth happened
♂️♀️
❝ Quackity ❞
Boobs
Is all he has to say
He wears the same thing, hoodies and a beanie, and just moves on with his life
But he does freak out when going to the bathroom, cause yk
Makes many jokes about you liking him more cause he has boobs now haha
♀️♂️
❝ Karl Jacobs ❞
Especially stuff he couldn't wear before, for fear of backlash
Karl definetly starts trying all different types of styles and clothings
I can see him liking very flowy skirts and puffy ones too; he finds them very comfy and adorable to wear
♂️♀️
You definetly make him wear the strawberry dress, you literally have been waiting for an opportunity to do so-
And make up, lots of make up!
❝ Wilbur Soot ❞
"My eyes are up here buddy"
He tells you when you first found him in this new form
Honestly nothing much changes, other then the fact that he's more flirty and confident lol
Also imagine him in cute light academia outfits!!!
♀️♂️
❝ C!Philza & C!Technoblade❞
You had to stifle a laugh when you first saw them
The two just contacted you with an "s.o.s" and a "come here asap", so you thought the worst
But instead you found two women in the place of the two men you knew
Phil actually looked a lot like Mumza with his long curly hair
Nothing much changed for Techno, other then the fact that he would absolutely not get out of his cloak because his "body felt too revealing"
Poor Techno :'D
♂️♀️
❝ Nihachu ❞
She's a pretty boy
One of those boys that are born with pretty privileged, like George
[Not that she doesn't already have it-]
She honestly likes the change and is still comfortable wearing "femminine" clothes
You can't help but be mesmerized by how adorable she looks, even as a male
♀️♂️
❝ Punz ❞
"Who wears the pants in the relationship now?!" you happily bragged as you saw Punz
Man wouldn't move from the bed, he was in shock at the discovery of his new body
A little interested, but mostly shocked
Jokes aside, you stayed by his side and reassured him that he looked absolutely beautiful no matter what
And with a bit of buttering up, he got comfortable enough to show off his new body
He looked like a babe, obviously
♂️♀️
❝ FoolishGamers ❞
Man's still beafy, muscle and all
We love big strong beafy women!!
He feels a bit weird, but mostly doesn't see must change
He also tried wearing heels for fun, bad idea
For some reason I imagine you and Tina making him give you two a bit of a fashion show
Maybe inviting female Karl too haha
Imagine the stream y'all would have!!
♀️♂️
❝ Awesamdude ❞
Sam is confident
Like yes, I am the most beautiful women you have ever seen
Bow down to such beauty u.u
Nothing much changes with him either, he feels great in how he looks and loves every second if it
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lady0lunamoon · 7 months
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Theory : Agent 4 In Side Order
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With the announcement of the Splatoon 3 DLC "Side Order", many people in the Splatoon fandom either suspect or internally demand that Agent 4 appears in the upcoming DLC — and for good reasons!
But HOW would Agent 4 fit into the story of the DLC?
What would their role be?
Well, I have an idea!
So get some snacks and a drink people, cause this will definetly take a while!
So that you will not loose the sight of where one point ends and the next one beginns, I will mark the beginning of all the points with heart emojis!
And to top it all off, because I'll be talking about Agent 4's involvement as a whole and not just WHY or HOW they could appear in the DLC, but infact ALL these topics at once, I will also divide the different topics through lines! ( "____" but longer )
Here's a base to get a better idea of what I'm talking about :
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At the very end, I will also add a quick summary of all my conclusions, incase you won'tbe able to follow all the points, loose sight or it is just too many ideas and conclusions at once for you to process! _______________________________________
First, I'll beginn with the reasons why Agent 4 definetly MUST appear in the DLC:
💛 Reason one : They're the ONLY member of the Squidbeak still missing!!! Agent 8 has been confirmed as the Player Character for Side Order and the rest of the Squidbeak — even Octavio — were all in "Return of the Mamalians"! The only one still missing in this game is Agent 4!
💛 While we're at the topic of other characters, every recurring Character that has appeared in the trailers until now first debuted in Splatoon 2, but none of them have made any onscreen appearances in Splatoon 3 yet — in other words, until now they've been Splatoon 2 exclusive characters! Agent 8 and Dedf1sh never appeared in Splatoon 3 up until the trailers came, and Off the Hook's only appearance until now was through artwork and music! Pearl and Marina haven't physically appeared yet, but are all but confirmed to do so in the actual DLC! Infact, Pearl seems to be controlling a little flying drone that seems to be "Side Order"'s counterpart of "Return of the Mamalians"' Lil Buddy! Pretty much the only significant Splatoon 2 character that has yet to appear in Splatoon 3 is Agent 4 — except for commander Tartar, but that guy is dead so he doesn't count!
💛 Also, Agent 4 is actually mentioned in the Official Splatoon 3 World Map!
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Therefore, it's clear Nintendo has not forgotten about 4, but wouldn't it still be weird to mention them here if they were not important to the game in some way?
Infact, Agent 4 was the ONLY other Agent appart from New Agent 3 that was mentioned on the map and the ONLY ONE who was mentioned DIRECTLY! For New Agent 3, the map just said "You Live here" but for Agent 4 it says "Agent 4's home"
💛 Also, Lil Judd is implied to be the new boss of Grizzro Industries after you complete "Return of the Mamalians" — a plot point which should probably get resolved in the DLC, considering the implications that cloning is involved! And it's confirmed that Agent 4 did or might even still work at Grizzro industries!
☝Keep this point here in mind, cause I'm not done with this yet!☝
💛 Also, if you didn't recognize the location in the first trailer, the Official DLC's Webpage read : "See what has happened to Inkopolis Square from the Splatoon 2 game, and what would've happened if Order thwarted Chaos to rule the city!"So this confirms, that Side Order indeed takes place in Inkopolis Square — the setting of Splatoon 2!
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Now that we got the connections to Agent 4 and reasons they should definetly appear in the DLC out of the way, let's start on my theory what their role might be in the DLC!
🧡 Well, Remember what I said about Lil Judd being implied to be the new boss of Grizzro Industries? Considering the recent theories about the DLC involving Cloning, it's very likely that Lil Judd is involved in the DLC, Considering he is a clone on Judd! But what does that have to do with Agent 4's role in the story?
......Remember what I said about Agent 4 and Grizzro industries?
Well, I purposefully said that they might still be working there!
Am I saying that Agent 4 is a villain in "Side Order"?
I sure am!
I know what you're thinking now...... "But why would they be evil?"
To better understand that, I first wanna adress another theory I have on the DLC: 
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🧡 Because I am very much convinced that the Final Splatfest is directly involved in the DLC!
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Because..... how else could you interpret the title? Even if the central theme truly is order, the DLC is not just called "Order"! It's called "Side Order"! And there are always more than one sides — mostly opposing sides! And what were the two opposing sides in the final Splatfest of Splatoon 2? Team Chaos vs Team Order!
Which means to me that, whoever is pulling the strings — be it Agent 4 or someone else — is on the SIDE of ORDER!
The title is suppose to tell us that the Final Splatfest is the conflict of the DLC! The antagonist is upset over what has happened to the world after Team Chaos won! So now, their goal is to create a new World ORDER!
Infact, maybe the final boss fight — or at least some level in the DLC — will be based after a Splatfest battle! Like a Tri-color turf war! I mean..... in Octo Expansion we had multiple levels with Rank battles and the Final Boss fight was based after Turf War!
All that we're missing here would be a Splatfest battle! If the main conflict really is the "Chaos Vs Order" Splatfest, then one of the best ideas for the final battle would be a repeat of said Splatfest!
_______________________________________🖤 This theory might also provide an explanation for why Agent 8 wakes up in the bleached Inkopolis Square and Marina also appeanantly vanished!
Eight and Marina were both on Team Order! Wouldn't it make sense wanting the help of other Team Order members for this plan?
To get them on your....side?
But of course, 8 and Marina refused, so the antagonist resorts to kidnapping (at least in the case of Marina)!
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🖤 But that still doesn't explain why Agent 4 would be an antagonist right....?
Why would they Support Order?
Weren't they on Team Chaos for the Final fest?
Yes!
Yes, Agent 4 Indeed was on Team Chaos for the final fest!
WAS!
Take a look back at the post from the DLC's Webpage : "What would've happened if Order thwarted Chaos to rule the city?"
Many people interpreted this part like that Side Order is actually a "What If?" Alternate Universe!
However, I don't think that is the case.....
Do you honestly think we'd get a plain, over-perfectionized and colorless town as the main aesthetic for a game like Splatoon?
Instead, I believe the "What would've happened if....?" ect. part is from the perspective of a character!
You know what I think could be Agent 4's reason for suddenly being on Team Order?
Infact, what might be a central theme in the DLC as a whole?
Regret!
Have any of you guys ever felt doubts about your Splatfest choice? Maybe even regretted them?
Maybe even regretted picking Chaos instead of Order? Because the end result was NOT what you expected?
Well I have! And it lead me to think, if maybe other players felt the same way..... and if they did, wouldn't it be interesting to discuss this topic in the actual game? Considering the Final Fest always has such a HUGE impact on the next game in the series, it might feel natural to wonder if maybe the opposite team should've won! Because maybe the result is different from what you expected?
And you beginn to wonder "What if I picked the other team?" "What if the other team won?"
🖤 Imagine following scenario: Agent 4 was on Team Chaos for the final Splatfest and team Chaos indeed won!
At first, they were happy, just like everyone else......But then, things started to change — like Pearl and Marina said the splatfest result changed the world.... but it didn't change in the way that Agent 4 had hoped! Perhaps the changes that followed after the events of the Chaos vs Order Splatfest were different than what 4 had imagined!
.....Or perhaps Marina was right to fear what might happen if Team Chaos won,
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....only wrong about who it applied to!
What if the Splatfest somehow caused some dissonance in the Squidbeak for some reason? And Agent 4 was somehow involved!
What if the other Agents left to go to Splatsville/Alterna and Agent 4 was left behind?
It would add up with the fandom's opinion that the character of Agent 4 is just being forgotten! Because I often see the fandom portray Agent 4 as being left behind by the rest of the Squidbeak!
And just like with the Splatfest Teams, acknowledgement of the fandom in such a way would be an interesting concept to touch uppon, because the fandom would relate to it!
And IF the final Splatfest really is a central conflict in the DLC, then the idea of regretting your team decision would be a very interesting thing to discuss!
Regardless of how it might've happened, the idea is that, after some time, Agent 4 started wondering
"What if I had fought on team order?"
"What if team Order won?"
🖤 Another thing that tipped me off about the concept of regret is the appearance of Dedf1sh — or "Acht" as she called herself in the DLC trailer!
Acht is an Octoling who willingly got sanitized due to "doubts and conflicts about production"!
Also track #8 in her list of songs in called "Regret", possibly showing that she regrets letting herself get sanitized!
There it is again! Doubts and regreting your choices!
And we all know that 8 is a very Important number in regards to the octarians! To hammer this point home, even Dedf1sh's nickname "Acht" is the german word for "Eight"! So, the fact that her 8# track song is called "Regret" feels to me like it is important.
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🖤 Also, side note : It wouldn't be the first time a member of the Squidbeak Splatoon became antagonistic! We saw it in Splatoon 2, with Callie and the Original Agent 3/Cap'n!
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And considering the repeaded use of the number 3 in this game...... It seems like a golden opportunity (and a good excuse :3) for the devs to pull that trope a third time!
They already did it with the "Great Zapfish gets stolen" plot!
And considering the rest of the Squidbeak is busy in Alterna, Agent 4 is pretty much the only option available! _______________________________________
🖤 But even IF they want to reverse the events of the Final fest, WHY would 4 go so far? They are a hero, are they not? What happened to them that would cause them to do.....all this?!
Well, I suspect that, IF Agent 4 really is a villain or even THE villain of the DLC, they will not be in their right state of mind!
And no, I don't mean mind controlled and puppeteered by somebody else like Callie in the Splatoon 2 Hero Mode or the Cap'n/Original Agent 3 in Octo Expansion!
Like I said, the developers have the opportunity and the excuse to pull the "Member of the Squidbeak turns evil" trope a third time, but that doesn't mean they couldn't add a little twist to it, to keep it interesting!
You see, throughout both Trailers, there is a repeaded use of imagery that is reminicent of actually organic bodies, like the veins and corals that are oddly reminicent of veins!
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Also look at this picture right there and tell me it doesn't look reminicent of a brain to you!
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While mechanical and robotic stuff is definetly present in the trailers too, so is organic stuff!
However, the hints of natural organic things are much more suddle! It kinda feels to me like there is something intentionally being kept secret in relation to it!
Like for example....maybe the root of everything bad happening in the DLC is more of a root than we might think!
Maybe the origins of everything behind the events of Side Order is not some AI or a scientific experiment, but it's actually something natural!
Something that wasn't directly created by human hand or tentacles, but by (what remains of) the planet itself!
Remember this part from "Return of the Mamalians"' Alterna Logs: "Spurred by these impulses-and whatever else may have been floating in the polluted waters-the sea creatures began to evolve rapidly."
The important part being "Whatever else may have been floating in the polluted waters"! Implying that something other than the crystals infused with humanities desires have been responsible for the evolution of marine life!
What results would we get from the crystals mixing with different things?
For example, Mr Grizz combined some of those crystals with his own furr to create the fuzzy ooze! Although the golden fisheggs were also involved, the game even calls out that it is unknown HOW the fisheggs were used in the creation of the fuzzy ooze!
And it's said that if an Inkling or Octoling comes into contact with fuzzy Ooze, they lose their sense of self!
Loosing their sense of self..... Sound like a good trigger for someone to turn evil?
And if it were either the crystals or the golden fisheggs that are responsible for the "Loosing their sense of self" part...... Well, as an employee of Grizzro's, Agent 4 would have access to Golden Fish Eggs!
And like I said, the ocean is full of those crystals' pieces!
After all, who ever said that the effects those crystals are ALL good?
🖤 Remember, these crystals were infused with Humanity's thoughts and desires! And I doubt that the remaining humans in Alterna have been thinking happy thoughts 24/7!
Because 1 : It was basically the end of the world and their kind was going extinct!
And 2 : They're humans! It's as easy as that!There must've been some hateful thoughts at some point!
And when Alterna collabsed, causing the crystals and thereby also humanity's thoughts to seep into the ocean, nature saw what it would do with it!
Because remember: Those crystals originated from the bodily fluids of squid! The origins if the crystals lied in nature!
The positive feelings contained within the crystals allowed marine life to evolve and become the new dominant species, but what about the negative feelings? Cause I'll be damned if the remaining humans didn't have any bad thoughts or feelings! Especially considering it was the end of the world at that time!!
What if nature did something else with those negative feelings?
And if it did, what would happen if a living organism came in contact with them.....?
What influence could it have on them?
This would be far from the first time nature somehow influences the minds of living creatures!
The two most intense examples I know being Rabies and (Say it with me "The Last of Us"—fans!) Cordyceps!
My point here? If 4 goes rogue, it's possible that the cause of it is not mind control but more related to nature! _______________________________________
🤍 To sum everything up once more :
Agent 4 definetly 10000% MUST appear in the DLC!
The main conflict is not just the concept of "Order", but specifically the Chaos vs Order Splatfest!
After the final fest, for multiple possible reasons, Agent 4 ended up regretting being on Team Chaos for the final Splatfest and wanting to reverse everything! Maybe even start a second "Chaos Vs Order" splatfest!
And they wanted fellow Team Order members Agent 8 and Marina on their Side Order, but that didn't go so smoothly!
However, some outside force might be responsible for them taking it to dangerous extremes!
Though it doesn't necessarily have to be the work of another villain, but maybe, for example, coming in contact with Alterna crystals that absorbed humanity's negative feelings or whatever nature did with said crystals!
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Hello, I love your scripts so much, I revel in them every day! 😍
How about a scenario where the reader placed a yandere!adventurer in the friend zone, keeps next to him and considers him a himbo? Will he find out about it, or will he blindly feed off his obsession with the few bits of attention he can get from the object of his adoration? 👀
THE READER ISN'T WRONG, JESSE IS DEFINETLY A HIMBO TO SOME DEGREE NGL.
Jesse is a very well-sought after man, some of his adventures involving flings with other women and men but nothing that really lasted since he was always all over the world. He believed his heart just wasn't able to be tied down to a romance because his true love was adventuring...you proved him wrong, however.
The painful thing about being in love with you is that you didn't seem to love him back the way he wanted. Yes, you'd take care of him when he was sick and would scold him and make him take a break when adventuring took too much out of him, but that's just because you were a good friend and a good person. When he puts his arm over your shoulder during movie nights, you'd just laugh and unwrap it around yourself and tell him you weren't his arm rest. During moments he thought were intimate and romantic, his eyes would go half lidded and he was ready to pucker up his lips and kiss you...AND THEN YOU'D BE ALL: "Oh, WAIT, YEAH, CAN YOU DECODE THESE FOR ME? There like some old language or something but I'm so lost. You're good at them, though!" One time he overheard you and Scarlette talking and she brought up how Jesse seems to flirt with you a lot and you just snorted and cackled, "Jesse's just a goofball, he's like that with everyone." and he just nearly threw his hat to the ground to stomp on if (nearly).
You HAD to be doing this on purpose, you HAD to know that he liked you, right? That's what Jesse thinks at first but then he looks into your eyes and they're so genuine and happy around him. So welcoming and warm that his usual grin drops a little because he's helpless when you look at him like that. It's also painful because he can't see any romantic love in your eyes, no longing that tells him you want him as badly as he wants you. You just saw him as your goofy flirtatious friend who did stupid life-threatening things sometimes.
Basically, he has a mixed response; he KNOWS that you see him as a friend but he's stumped on how to jump over that hoop because usually his good looks and charm are enough but it looks like you're making him work a lil bit harder, hun. So he supposes he doesn't mind being in the friendzone as much, even if it is painful hearing you call him "broski", "buddy", "bestie", or anything like that. It's nice to have all your attention and while he doesn't know how to make you change your view on him, he knows that he can change everyone else's view on the both of you.
He's still his normal affectionate self but he'll also do little things that'll make other people think you're a couple and scare off anyone who might have their eyes on you. He'll wander off randomly which can cause you both to be late to things so you hold his hand and pull him along with you, his pearly whites flashing because he just can't fight back how happy he is. Making you laugh so hard you have to lean on him for support, causing jealous single people to glare at the both of you and shake their heads in distaste. Making it a point to call you nicknames like: "Sweet pea", "Hun", "Darlin'", "Sweetheart", "Sugar", "Sweet peach" and you don't really pay it any mind.
However if you do ever get into a relationship, he is most definetly gonna be instigating stuff so that it barely ever lasts. Like, he'll hang out with your partner and just be all: "It must be hard when (Y/n) has to work all 'em hours, ya know?" and your s/o is all: "I mean...I never thought about it before but yeah, you're right, it kinda does suck." and whenever you get into an argument with your s/o and call Jesse to rant, he's all: "Me personally? I wouldn't let that slide." and he's internally smug, watching as you two become more and more passive aggressive with each other, telling you guys that you both look super tense. Couples therapy will not help, this man is a middle child who pitted his brothers against each other for the hell of it, and he's very good at making sure you two are focused on being angry at each other.
When you finally break up, your good friend Jesse will always brighten your day but even after all of that, you still smile at him and say: "Thanks for being with me, Jesse. I'm super lucky to have a best friend like you."
and there's a weird pain in his heart, one that makes him want to just grab you and kiss you and yell about how you keep him up at night. How he never stops thinking about you, how on nights when he's off somewhere else that he sleeps with your letters under his pillow, and how he has dreams where he's got you in his arms as you decorate his face with kisses and he whispers about how much he adores you.
Instead, he rubs your back and says: "M'always gonna be there for ya, hun!"
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