#and took pics of them with a borrowed phone

[bookplush]

slides i got at at the durham scrap exchange store roughly 5 years ago

#idk how to actually display these so i just put them on my phone in the notes app where the screen was all white #and took pics of them with a borrowed phone #lmao #anyway. idk what it is about old photo mediums (slides film etc) that makes them feel so much more special #but they do #no i dont know who any of these people are-- but that adds an extra layer of specialness doesn't it? they could be anybody #anyway. i'm going through my room and finding all the little treasures i have acquired over the years #retro aesthetic

[silverfoxstole]

For @amalthea9 Thought you might like to see these, too! 😀

Paul McGann (and friends) at Invasion 7 in Barking, 17th of March 2007, 2/2.

I don’t remember what they were talking about (apart from Doctor Who, obviously) it was so long ago but I can still hear the rasping noise when Paul started scratching his face with the mic. Bless.

#i took lots more pics but about half of them were blurred #borrowed my sister’s camera because it was better than mine but it still wasn’t great without the flash #oh the days before everyone had a decent camera on their phone! #my photos #paul mcgann #colin baker #peter davison #eighth doctor #sixth doctor #fifth doctor #colin and his red crocs #sadly sylv couldn’t be there #doctor who conventions

[caravanlurker]

Something I whipped up while listening to Metamare’s stream earlier tonight.

oh what if its an AU where any mageborns are actually born inscribed with a word connected to their soul (like Epithet Erased!) …but Mostly just an excuse to draw champs in the EE style.

#I’d guess her power’s influence would get stronger the more people actually. yknow. like the song she’s playing for them lol #drawing this made me realize how much of my personal line work I kinda borrowed from the show’s style lol #I’m very proud of the hands too lol #seraphine #league of legends #my art stuff #epithet erased #do I tag this as an au? #eh #oughh what if Jinx has an epithet too and hers is just ‘Jinx’ lmao #actually now that I think about Arcane that makes it kinda sad #quality kinda poofy here since I just took a pic of my computer screen with my phone & played with the filters #im kinda just waiting to either get a new laptop or a usb drive literally just one of them and I’ll be good

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for breaking up with my boyfriend after uncovering his web of lies?

Ok. I’m going to try keep this as short as possible, and there’s some things I’ll keep out because I don’t want to accidentally reveal our identities. I (31, m) just broke up with my partner (35,m) of 3 years. We met on an app during Covid, and lived together for 2 and a half years of that. I truly loved him, he was a challenging person which sometimes led to fiery arguments that I hadn’t experienced in past relationships, but he also pushed me to feel more comfortable with confrontation and conflict which I needed. He was also really ambitious and supported my ambitions; I’ve had 3 promotions since we got together and I wouldn’t have dared to go for them if it hadn’t been for his encouragement. Basically, on the surface it all seemed really great.

That is until I discovered he had lied about his entire past - and some of his present. It all started when I stumbled across pics of “his home” online and discovered they were a museum (he claimed to be from a wealthy background). I asked him and he said it was to protect his family’s identity and swore there were no more lies.

I have never met his family, nor talked to them on the phone - they are in another country and he claimed they were old fashioned and wanted to meet in person, but Covid was in the way at first, and then his mum was unwell. After discovering the pictures were a lie, I started to really think about other stories he’d told me and what evidence I really had for them. The more I thought, the more I realised things didn’t add up.

A few examples: his mum and dad both apparently had high profile jobs but I couldn’t find anything about them online; he claimed to be from money but wouldn’t buy himself a car and borrowed mine; he claimed to have a brother my age but I couldn’t find any social media of his.

There was a lot more, but that was enough to make me question whether there were more lies. I asked him a few weeks later why I couldn’t find anything about his parents online, and asked to be introduced to his brother on social media. I told him that this felt like the most normal thing that would happen in relationships - I was very clear that I didn’t want to test him, I just wanted some contact with someone who knew him before I did. He said it wasn’t possible because he was more distant from his family than he’d led me to believe, due to childhood abuse that his parents had refused to acknowledge. I’m also a survivor of childhood abuse so this touched a nerve and the conversation shifted to me wanting to support him and make him know I believed him.

Anyway. Fast forward another two months and nothing has changed. Tonight, it came to a head in a discussion where he wanted to get rid of my favourite chair in order to make room for a new TV. I told him I wasn’t comfortable with this because I felt insecure in the relationship as nothing had been resolved. I went over my concerns again and suddenly his whole tone shifted. He asked if I was “ready for the truth” and asked me not to share it with anyone.

The truth turned out to be very different from everything he’d said over the past 3 years. Whether it is the truth, I don’t know, but he claimed that his mum was actually a drug addict and he hadn’t known his dad until he was 18, he was removed by child services at 14 and the character he created as his mum to me was based on the woman he lived with during that time. He never studied abroad as he had first claimed, and a whole load of other lies. The worst lie was that his mum had cancer - the reason why we couldn’t visit because she didn’t want him to see her while she was weak (this made sense with the strong character her created for her). It turns out apparently the woman who took him in died from cancer when he was 18 and he based it on that. Now, I don’t even know how much of this is true, but it feels closer to the truth than the original stories. The thing is, he’s cried on me about his mums cancer, and he’s told my mum about it (a cancer survivor), and regularly talks about it in detail. In fact, all his stories have had incredible detail - which is what made us all believe them.

Now, here’s where I may be the arsehole. After he confessed all of this, I said I can’t be in a relationship with him because I can’t trust him. But he took a big step in admitting it all to me and he’s clearly very unwell if he is lying on this scale. He clearly has had a traumatic past and he told me that his lies were because any time he opens up to people about his past he loses them. I worry that by breaking up with him, I’m reinforcing this cycle where he feels he has to lie to be loved. The thing is - none of what he told me in any of this was the reason why I love him. I didn’t care where he came from, or his claims of wealth, etc. I just liked who he was as a person. I really feel torn because on the one hand he is clearly in need of help, stability and love in order to heal himself so that he doesn’t feel the need to lie. On the other hand, I can’t foresee being able to trust him in the near future. So, AITA for breaking up with someone who is so desperately in need of love and support?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[floralflytrap]

Gekko, Phoenix and Yoru with Photographer S/O | HEADCANONS

Word Count: 500+ I love photography as a hobby and thought yknow what, a photographer reader is so cute! love love love <3

PHOENIX

He loves the fact that you are into photography

After seeing your photography he begs asks very kindly for you to take photos of him for social media

Loves seeing the collection of cameras you have stocked up

He asks for cute couple photos all the time

You definitely take multiple photos with a Polaroid camera just for him x

You have a collection of pictures of him during training, which he has NO clue you have

He always says you should look at putting your photographs in competitions, to which you show him photos of you at the ones you’ve won, which is a substantial amount.

He’s proud that his partner is so damn talented and will 100% flaunt that

“Yo, have you heard about y/n? THE best photographer ever!”

You should be proud that he’s so proud of you <3

He saves all the photos that have fire incorporated into them in a folder called “FIRE PICZ 🔥🔥” like the loser he is

Your favourite photo of him is one you took while he was setting up the fire place. He truly looks good in warm, golden lighting.

GEKKO

First he asked about the Polaroid photos you owned

You showed him your cameras and showed him how to use the Polaroid camera

His first photo with it was a shaky one of you (it immediately went into your phone case as soon as it developed)

Absolutely loves doing photoshoots with his buddies! Wingman is a natural at modelling!

You start printing out photos and make a scrapbook as a gift for Gekko

This man bawled like a baby when he saw it

You always sneak the cutest photos of him! Gekko is naturally photogenic, a fact that you VERY much value

He is your muse <3

Asks you to send the photos you take for photo dumps online, to which he always tags you

He starts randomly gifting you a shit ton of camera equipment? Like out of NOWHERE, and it wasn’t even compatible with your cameras. But it was the gesture that counted, right?

“Y/n! I’ve got a surprise for you, close your eyes!”

Turns out he actually bought you a whole new, flashy camera.

You cherished it, and used it so much (RIP old cameras, you had a good life)

The man received many smooches <3

Y’all also definitely have multiple polaroids of the two of you smooching

Your favourite photo of him is one where he is napping on the couch surrounded by his creatures. He looked so peaceful, and that is very beautiful to you.

YORU

Was taken aback when he first saw you walking around with a camera

‘I’ve been dating this person and never noticed this whole ass camera? The fuck?’

Was “grumpy” when he saw the secret photos you took of him

He actually loved him, especially since you captured his good side

He loves the photos you take of him at casual locations and on dates

LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH THEM!

Makes them his profile picture

Although he hates you lovingly for the folder he found on your phone called “yoru eyeliner pics”

He will go through the shared folder you set up of your photos and look at them and smile because wow you’ve taken your time to set all this up and take these photos.

He feels special

Will be so chill about it to your face though, you don’t need to know he’s obsessed with the photos

Borrowed lipstick one time and told you to put it on and kiss him for a photo.

Those photos become PINNED ON HIS DAMN SOCIAL MEDIA

Cheeky mfer, that's why you love him though xx

Your favourite photo of him is one you took when he was waiting at the traffic lights after it had just rained. The way he looked surrounded by the city and lights reflected in the puddles on the road and sidewalk? To die for.

Thank you so much for reading <3

#yoru x reader #phoenix x reader #gekko x reader #valorant x reader #valorant hcs

[knb-shitposting]

BABY/KID GOM HEADCANONS!!!

Midorima-

Had a strange obsession with rubber ducks. Had like 15 of them and refused to bathe without atleast 5 being present

He named every single one

He was the first one in his class to memories all the tables

He had a very hard time making friends :(

Had 1 friend that was actually his cousin but he moved states

But its okay the teachers loved him!!

Sat with teachers during lunch

Grew out of his shoes very fast and hated buying new ones bc he had a hard time adjusting to change

Had the cutest baby face and smile. Literally he was the cutest kid do not fight me!!!

Once him and his mom were going for a walk and a random woman came up to them and asked to take a pic with baby mido because he looked THAT cute.

it was either the cutest or the most off-putting thing to watch a 4 feet, oddly baby faced, 3rd grader trying to speak in polished adult vocabulary

Murasakibara-

Grew out of his clothes very fast

always at the back of every class photo

there was a kid that asked him "hows the weather up there" for 3 weeks straight and one day he got so fed up he told him that it was raining and spit on him

always picked first in pe

never shared his lunchbox w anyone

always picked out the vegetables during lunch and got scolded by the teacher for it

had to hold the teachers hand during every feild trip bc he kept wandering off

kissed every animal on its head during a school zoo trip. the techers took a picture every time he did.

his teachers made him take a photo w a baby giraffe and it was so cute

always got his siblings passed down shoes and clothes

sat in his siblings lap all the time. cuddled and played with them all the time as well. he was so full of love

Kise

like midorima, very cute kid, people asked to take pictures with him

his parents had to turn down modelling application since he was in 4th

he never got any stationary. always borrowed from the girls

got kissed on the cheek by the principal once

DOMINATED the sport periods

he actually enjoyed sports back then. he was in football, badminton, and the tennis team all at once

missed a lot of academic periods bc of that

had trouble socializing wit the guys in his class bc they all were jealous

failed math in elementary twice

learned the table of 7 in middle school

Aomine

He put a frog on momoi's head once and she started sobbing immediately. and started yelling at aomine to take the frog off her head

he thought it was the funniest thing ever. but then she started like screaming and some grandpa had to take it the frog off her head

she slapped him and said that they werent friends anymore.

He didnt take it seriously but then momoi started to ignore him at school and the park so he got scared shitless

he rehearsed so many apologies but in the end pulled up to momoi's house with this mom and shyly hid behind his mom while she talked to momois mom

Aomines mom and momois mom thought it was so cute and funny. They sent aomine to momois room to apologies and recorded the entire thing

he made momoi an origami swan as an apology. she forgave him!! yay!!

slept next to his mom till middle school

was actually very radiant and had many friends

failed english in elementary

always got his shoes dirty and torn beyond repair

Kuroko-

his teacher missed him during school trip headcounts and he got left behind at the zoo. like the bus literally left

he was calm and collected and just told one of the guards there to give him their phone so he can call his mom

his mom called the school furious and the bus came back mid way to pick him up

his teacher was crying and hugged him TIGHT. and she apologized a million times

he kissed her cheek!! aw

had 2 ride or die friends

the cutest girl in his class had a vvery obvious crush on him

passed elementary with exactly 50%

Momoi

people loved her hair!! everyone loved to play with it

told aomine every thought that came into her mind

played basketball with him sometimes

she was absolutely dominating girls basketball

but then she quit bc height

had only female friends

had girls only slumber parties where she'd steel her moms make up and nail paint

she once actually ate her moms lipstick and said it tasted good

at one point she became really close with this one girl which made aomine so jealous he cried at her doorstep

she fed stray dogs regularly

Akashi

obsessed with remote controlled cars and planes

had a phase where he hated masaomi and loved masaomi to death during his toddler years

on one hand he wouldnt let masaomi even 5 feer near his remote controlled car collection

on the other hand when he was 4 he needed. NEEDED masaomi to sleep

he needed to be on masaomi's lap, shoulder anywhere

he gave him lots of kisses

And masaomi thought it was so cute

and akashi used to stare at him with such awe and love masaomi cried once. he got teased by shiori

Masaomi took him to work one day just to for demo or smth

and within 5 mins 4 year old akashi got stolen by the employees and they all played w him!1

he definitely sucked his thumb

needed a good morning and goodnight kiss from shiori to survive

he loved to watch the maids cook

#generation of miracles #aomine daiki #momoi satsuki #akashi seijuro #the basketball which kuroko plays #midorima shintarou #kise ryouta #knb headcanons #kuroko no basket #knb #kuroko tetsuya #masaomi akashi #shiori akashi #my proudest headcanon yet]

[angelisgonnastartchangingurls]

marie

annie was listening to marie prattle on about some bullshit among her church reading group, distracted by the feeling of Tom's cum seeping into her panties. he'd granted her begging request for a creampie for the first time that morning, and god it felt good to still have a little of him inside her.

annie was surprised by the depth of her feelings for tom. she was excited to talk to him in a way that was adjacent to, but not entirely related to, sex. they were talking all the time lately.

it was nearly christmas, and the city was beautiful and annie felt silly and romantic.

of course, that didn't stop her from being herself, and when she got home from work that afternoon and found robbie and casey having sex in the kitchen, she put her fingers in casey's mouth while she got fucked and told her she was such a good girl, and after robbie unloaded on casey's ass she immediately accepted casey's offer to eat her pussy on the couch, and ran her fingers through robbie's load and tasted it as she pulled casey's hair with her free hand.

by the time annie came, robbie was hard again, and casey whispered into annie's ear "come fuck him with me."

annie was surprised but not that surprised that casey knew about them. she'd sensed immediately that she'd be down with it--this was a girl who had instantly started calling robbie "daddy."

they took turns bouncing on robbie's cock and rubbing each other's clits, cumming repeatedly before sucking robbie off together.

relaxing in bed together after as robbie made them dinner, annie asked casey if she'd ever "accidentally" sent her dad a nude before. "all the time," casey replied, laughing and pulling up some screenshots saved on her phone. she'd taken a fairly tame ass pic in the mirror and sent it to him with the caption, "can't wait for you to fuck my ass later" and he'd replied, "LOL" and then "you have a cute ass but i'll keep my cock in your mom's holes."

"well i sent it by accident but the rejection still stings," she replied.

"haha" he'd replied, "you know you are very hot, you don't need to hear it from me."

"that's true!" she'd replied.

some time later she'd sent another pic of herself smiling topless with cum on her face.

"he missed," her father had replied. annie liked him.

annie got drunk and high with robbie and casey, put on the pair of alicia's panties that she'd borrowed from her house, and sent a picture of them to Tom. "is it weird to sext you with your sister's panties on?"

"good weird," he replied. "what are you doing with them?"

she sent a video of herself masturbating under the panties. he sent back a video of himself stroking his big dick. annie came to the video very quickly and told him so.

"i just came so fast it's embarrassing," she said.

"when can i see you again?" he replied.

"now?" she said.

he came over. she answered the door in just her panties, and he brought her to the couch and pulled them aside, ate her out, and then fucked her hard. he had just cum inside her when his phone rang-- he answered the call with his cock still resting on annie's bush -- alicia was awake and talking.

[ange1princess]

Summary❕What do their phones look like and what's on there?

Characters❕Gojo, Geto (not kenjaku), Sukuna, Nanami, Toji

Masterlist ❕

❕Gojo❕

❝ Man has no fear, doesn't have a cover on his phone on most days, doesn't care if it drops, he can just buy another one.

❝ So many pictures with Megumi, Yuuji and Nobara, as well as pics of scenery.

❝ Has at least 23 tabs open at all times which range from things like wikihow pages that are teaching him how to unclog a drain to news articles, and bill payment sites.

❝ His lockscreen is a selfie of him with the 1st and 2nd years in the bg and his homescreen changes but is usually an old picture of him, geto and shoko.

❕Geto❕

❝ Very careful with his phone, probably has one of those straps which he has on his hand so that he doesn't misplace it, also secretly clumsy so it helps.

❝ His gallery is almost empty, does have some random pictures but they're ones like from the beach or of gojo doing something stupid.

❝ Likes cleanliness and minimalism, all his apps are in designated groups, has a clear phone case and has a disgustingly basic lockscreen and homescreen like the ones that come with the phone, he doesn't change it but gojo probably secretly does to a goofy picture of shoko and him at the beach, geto doesn't change it back.

❕Sukuna❕

❝ NOKIA USER HERE !!! Doesn't know how touch screen works /j no but we all know he wouldn't use it too much because he wouldn't think he'd need to.

❝ Probably ends up with an expensive phone either way, clumsy but doesn't admit it, constantly dropping his phone, it's like 80% crack, 20% screen but he doesn't care enough to repair it.

❝ Has candy crush on it . Is on level 2000 or higher, that's his main source of entertainment.

❝ His gallery is a mess, many blurred close-ups of himself when he was learning how to use it, a lot of random screenshots on his phone from everywhere lol, not a big apps user. His lockscreen and homescreen are probably both blank black backgrounds.

❕Nanami❕

❝ ResponsibleTM, probably a practical phone, not to expensive but works really well, also has a casetify case that protects his phone from breaking, the designs definitely minimalistic, I'd say black and white swirls, classy </3

❝ GALLERY HAS SO MANY ANIMAL PICTURES, kitties, puppies, cute tiger cubs, dolphins!! So many animals, probably also screenshots recipes he wants to try, big believer in him being into aesthetics so he would also have a lot of beige/bakery pics in there. Gallery has random pictures of gojo, Yuuji, Megumi all taken by gojo when he borrowed his phone for an "important call", doesn't bother deleting them (he adores those pics idc what anyone else says).

❝ Probably has apps that help with planning, and has one of those to-do list widgets on his homescreen.

❝ His lockscreen is a picture of a cute kitten sleeping on a wall that he took and his homescreen is a selfie Yuuji took with him.

❕Toji❕

❝ Buys the most expensive phone available, he has a reputation to uphold, but also has a number of other phones are cheaper and used for his "business".

❝ Gets bored easily, so he has a shit ton of apps on his phone, none of them are organised or anything, definitely the type to download games he sees in ads (cough merge mansion cough).

❝ Has no contacts on the phones he actually uses, definitely the type to have an NSFW twitter account, he's posting dick pics and writing out his fantasies for millions to see, also his dms are filled with nudes, never shows his face or reveals anything about himself.

❝ Gallery has a lot of shirtless mirror pictures of himself, as well as nudes, also the kind to clear his gallery often so it's not eating up his storage space.

❝ His homescreen and lockscreen are both black and white, the lockscreen is a pictures of the skyline and the homescreen is a picture he took of the landscape in aoving vehicle.

© All rights reserved to ange1princess. Do not repost or take credit for any of my writings.

#☆ storytime with berry ! #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #toji x reader #jjk fluff #jujustu kaisen #geto x reader #sukuna x reader #nanami x reader #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen headcanons

[younmexreaders]

~~ Thorne x Reader 18+~~

A criminal terrorizing the police (barely bothering you or most people really) turns out to be the mothman that just landed on the rooftop of the apartment you live in. You took a pic of him and blackmail him into giving you a good time.

Female Reader/Mothman OC | 4k words

Includes:

Blackmail

Criminals

Pheromones

He big ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rough Sex

The city is noisy and riddled with crime. There was never a moment of calm. Never a moment of darkness. There were always blaring horns and bright lights marking it a city of no sleep. Not in any iconic sense, sadly. In fact, you were certain that the only thing this city was famous for was the strange criminal that always marked the front pages.

He had never really been seen save for blurs and dark blobs in quick, panicked photos. But he would gather an army of grunts to take the fall for his heists and they all described him the same way. That should have helped the police find him, shouldn’t it? You assumed it would, but it had been years since you moved to the city and you’ve heard about him evading police without fail every month since.

Yet, somehow, you never felt very worried about him. He only robbed banks or high effort celebrities. He never went after minor jobs. And, since his entire crew would get captured once the heist was done, he was practically the only criminal left in the city. You wondered often about him. He was like some kind of Robin Hood and you had all the schoolgirl fantasies that went with that. 

You moved here a long time ago to pursue a new life, following a job you had been offered. It had been generally fine. If not a bit anxiety inducing every time you hear the cacophony of police sirens following the most recent break in. You’ve quickly learned that you were safe, leaving the anxiety as more of a minor nuisance and loud noise than anything worth fearing.

You decided, one day after work, that you would take a detour on your way home. There was a small picnic-like area on the roof of the complex you lived in. It was run down and you only went up there once before to cook outside, but maybe you oughta clean it up a little and make it a nice space to be in once more. You had the routine of huddling at home immediately after work and today felt like the best day to break the routine a little. It was sunny. It was warm. The sirens had already chased their latest lead. It seemed like a chance to find peace.

The streets were a bit crowded with people wandering to and from the businesses on the strip whether for work or for leisure. You weaved through them with a purpose in your step. Now that you had something to look forward to, you felt a bit renewed like you haven’t been before. Sometimes, it’s hard to remember that you deserve to treat yourself. You had bought some string lights and disinfectant wipes while you were out in order to clean the area a little.

Finally at the complex, you took the elevator to the very top and stepped out onto the roof. The faded, gunked up tables were just where you had first found them. The communal grill was a lot cleaner than everything else solely because it would be borrowed often and people would clean it before using it. Usually. There were always some that just didn’t care.

You emptied your bag of your supplies and got to work. Wiping down the metal and scraping gum, bird scat, and other such grossness off of things before wiping it down many times more. It was a hard few hours of work, but you felt incredibly accomplished once you were finally done. You took a much needed break, sitting on the bench and looking up at the dark sky. You hadn’t realized it was night time already. You felt pretty good being able to get it all done in a day and now you had all night to relax.

It was growing colder as the night progressed, but not enough to make you want to go inside. You listened to music on your phone while you relaxed. All your favorite music in a specialized playlist so you wouldn’t have to keep skipping songs. Tedious to put together, but you were glad you took the time aside to do it. While listening to your music and looking up at the sky, you heard someone join you on the roof.

You paid them no mind and they did similarly for you. But the blaring sirens in the street below came unnervingly close and drowned out your music. You turned your phone off and looked over the ledge. The cars sped past to an upper class complex up the road where another heist must have happened. So you sighed and turned to take your seat once more only to find that the newcomer had stolen it.

“Hey,” You whined. You folded your arms and stepped up behind them, “I was using that.”

“Hm? Well, I’m using it now.” He grumbled, putting a hand through his hair. He sat splayed out, seemingly exhausted. His hair was over his face and he was wearing sunglasses still so late into the night. You raised a brow at him. You wandered over to another bench and plopped yourself down, grumbling as you fiddled with your phone. Waiting for the sirens to stop. It was too dark for you to make much of the man. All you knew was that he was dressed in long and dark clothes that hid the majority of his body.

The sirens left after a long time investigating the complex up the road. You breathed a sigh of relief that the loud noise was finally gone. The guy was sitting still that whole time, stretching once the police left and taking his sunglasses off. His eyes were stark white with nothing in them and they seemed to glow in the dark. You were taken aback by that.

“Finally. I thought they’d never leave.” He grumbled. 

“Wh…” You blinked in surprise. You had never seen eyes like that and they unnerved you. He glanced at you and stood, slicking his hair back. He was much taller than you were, looking down at you as you sat with your phone in your hand. He dug his hand into the shadows, hidden by the dry and dying plants that had gone neglected for so long, and retrieved a heavy case.

“You didn’t see anything, got it?” He said sternly before turning away from you and standing on the ledge of the roof. You watched him, curious. As he stood on the ledge, he removed his coat and hung it on his arm. From his back spread a large, colorful pair of moth wings. You were even more taken aback, staring in confusion at what was happening to this random guy. You had no idea where he came from and no idea what he was.

He prepared to take off when something flashed behind him and startled him. He whipped around and found you aiming your phone at him. He dropped back down from the ledge and stomped up to you. The fury burning in the white voids of his eyes was unlike any you had seen before.

“What do you think you’re doing!?” He barked, reaching for your phone. You tucked it away quickly. No one would believe you met a fucking mothman if you didn’t have evidence. You can’t just get rid of it!

“Delete that. NOW.”

“No.”

“Wh--- What the hell do you mean “no?!’”

“I’m not deleting it.”

He stared at you incredulously and dragged his hand down his face. His wings drooped and he paced the rooftop as he thought about whatever. You looked at the picture on your phone, admiring the colors in his wings and cinematic look to the image. You wondered if the mothman lived in your building. Why else would he be on the roof? You laughed softly to yourself.

“I can’t let that image get out…” He grumbled. He sighed and scratched his neck. There was a lot of contemplating, lifting the case, looking at you, looking out to the streets. He seemed conflicted. 

“Look. I’m not giving you any of the money, but there’s gotta be something I can do to get that image deleted.” He suggested.

“Money?”

He simply lifted the case to answer that question and placed a hand on his hip. The mystery around him and his cool appearance was very enticing. You wish you could know so much more about him. And his wings… you glanced at them again, studying the colors. You wondered what it was like to have wings. Weird that he has a case of money with him.

“So. What do you want? Help around your apartment? Someone to play DnD with?”

“Well… uhm…” You thought it over. You weren’t really sure what you wanted from him, “how about we start small. What’s your name?”

He raised a brow at you and turned his gaze away, sighing. “Thorne.”

“Thorne! Edgy, haha.” You snicker. He glared at you and grimaced. You gave him your name and he just nodded to acknowledge it. It was well into the night and the wind was beginning to pick up, making you shiver and hold yourself.

“Let’s get inside before we continue with this.”

Thorne didn’t have any arguments. It was probably better they were inside and somewhere private if he was going to be sticking around much longer. You took him to your apartment, finally kicking off your shoes and tossing your jacket onto your couch. Thorne didn’t remove anything and laid his coat on the couch as well. He stood by the door, arms folded. 

With the lights on, you could decipher more of Thorne’s appearance. You stared at him for a moment. The puzzle pieces in your head clicked together finally and you dropped your mouth agape.

“Ooooohhhh…” You mused. Thorne was the criminal. Dressed exactly like the men would describe. But none of the information the authorities released said anything about him being a fuckin’ mothman. You supposed that was why he could get away so easily. He covered himself up and then escaped with his natural abilities.

“C’mon. We don’t have all night.” He grumbled. No wonder he wanted that picture gone. But now was your chance! All those Robin Hood fantasies could finally be fulfilled. And he was just as mysterious as you wanted him to be. Him being a monster was just icing on the cake.

“Is money the only limit in this exchange?” You asked, trying to be sneaky about it. Thorne squinted at you. That was an odd question that gave him the sense you wanted something super weird. You kinda did.

“What, you want me to murder someone or something?” He asked to gauge the field of your request.

“No.”

“Good. Uh, then yeah. Just not giving you cash.” He scratched his neck and dropped the case by his coat. You smiled devilishly and beckoned him to follow you. Thorne was getting some seriously weird vibes, but he needed that picture gone so he complied. You led him to your room and ushered him inside.

“I’ve been hoping to meet you for a long time.” You said, swaying your hips as you stepped past him and sat on the bed. Thorne was stoic. He kept to himself by the exit and didn’t give a reaction to you. “Since you’re offering, I’ll delete the image in exchange for a night of your company.” You smirked. Thorne grimaced and looked you over. There wasn’t much he could do if he wanted that picture deleted… Well, he could break the phone. He’s a thief after all, stealing it wouldn’t be hard.

On the other hand, you were fairly attractive. He weighed the situation. Leaving you in silence for a long while. You pursed your lips. He was taking his sweet time deciding and you were beginning to get annoyed. He could just say no. You'll think of something else.

"Alright. Fine. That seems easy enough to do." Thorne said with a shrug. His wings unfolded and he shook them out, casting a lavender dust all over the bedroom. It was pretty and mesmerizing, but you weren’t sure why he did it.

“What… What was that?” You murmured.

“Well, let’s call it Haze. Godly pheromones doing whatever whatever, not important.” Thorne waved a hand dismissively and pulled his turtleneck over his head. You watched him with interest, raising your brows at the toned body beneath that was covered in thick fuzz around his shoulders, forearms, and trailing down his stomach to vanish into his pants. You smirked at him. Thorne stepped up to you and combed a hand through your hair, petting your head. You took that as direction and started unbuckling his belt, pulling his jeans down and humming at the jungle of fuzz hiding his pelvis.

“Lots of fur.” You noted, putting your hands on his hips and surprising yourself with how soft the fur was. It was a very light purple and it was thick, cottony. It was just so soft. Like a poofy kitten. You giggled at that.

“Heh, You’d have to see me when I haven’t groomed.” Thorne snickered. You imagined what that meant, wondering how far all the fur must go and why he decided to leave it in the patches he did. You shrugged and gently prodded at his pelvis, attempting to find his piece. You reached down to feel along his undercarriage for a place to start, but you realized you couldn’t even find a sack on him. Do moths have testicles? Probably not externally… but…

“Need some help?”

“Maybe a little…”

“Yeah, probably don’t see a lot of inhumans. Here.” Thorne said, guiding your hand to the center of the fur forest. It was only about an inch deep, but it was hard for you to navigate alone. Your fingers grazed along a slit when you met his flesh and he shivered at the touch. You perked at that, tracing the slit up and down until you felt something pushing against your hand with gradually increasing force. After a short time, the appendage pushed out of the slit, extending to full length before your eyes. Far bigger and far weirder than any human members you have ever seen.

“Wow.” You breathed, in awe of what he had to offer. Thorne chuckled, hand on his hip while he pushed the other through the antennae and tendrils on his head. It was long and it grew much thicker at the base. The very tip of it was pink. You rubbed it up and down with both hands. It took a lot of focus from you to tend to the whole length. It made you curious what moth-women must be like if this was a necessary length.

“Just so you know, there is no way this will fit inside me.” You warned, kissing along it and stroking the rest.

“I know. I’ve slept around with humans before,” Thorne nodded, “that’s where the Haze comes in. It makes it much more enjoyable for you to take me.” Ah, so that’s what it was. He mentioned being godly before and you just accepted it without worrying about it. That Haze was definitely some kind of divine magic. You shrugged, it was all cool to you. You were getting what you asked for. 

You sucked on the tip, dancing your tongue over the piece. You kissed and licked it. Your hands pressed into him as you stroked it. It felt sturdy beneath your fingers and you did what you could to soak it in your saliva without trying to take too much of it in your mouth. You didn’t even want to tempt fate with that. The Haze might be in effect, but your stomach was not in the mood. Thorne made soft sounds, but he wasn’t too enthused by it. He was probably used to his partners being a lot more experienced. 

His piece stiffened until solid. You could see several small veins becoming apparent on its length. Thorne stopped you before it went further and beckoned for your hand, lifting you to your feet once you gave it to him. Thorne removed your clothes, hoisted you up, and tossed you into your bed. You yelped, hitting the soft mattress and nest of blankets with an oomph.

“Alright, I’m ready. How about you?” Thorne asked, climbing into the bed and gripping your ass, teasing your plump behind. You felt your face beginning to burn, glaring back at him.

“Hardly.” You huffed. Thorne shuffled down the bed a little towards your legs, laying on his stomach and wrapping his arms around your thighs and waist. You propped yourself up on your elbows and looked over at him, but he pressed on your back to flatten you down on the bed once more.

Thorne leaned in close, flicking his tongue against your clit and kissing your lips, trailing the pecks out to your inner thighs. You purred and pulled a pillow into your arms, resting your head on it. Thorne lapped at your slit, uncurling his insectoid tongue to snake it into your chasm. He slid a hand underneath you, keeping a hold on your thigh, and kneaded your clit in small circles. You squirmed a little, sighing happily at the pleasing sensations. 

You felt a little more sensitive than you normally would. You chalk that up to Thorne’s Haze. You were glad to have it. It built you up quickly, waltzing you to the edge of your pleasure. His tongue danced against your walls, dipping outside to flick your clit as his fingers teased it before slithering back inside. You groaned softly, tensing as the sensations grew a little too much for you. His tongue was incredibly prehensile, curling around your clit while he pushed his fingers inside and prodded your walls.

“Nn~ That feels good.”

Thorne pulled back and chuckled, his breath grazing your lips. You shivered and buried your face into the pillow. You were plenty wet now. Slick and prepared for what was next. Thorne sat on his knees and pulled you to him by your waist, pressing his member between your cheeks and rubbing himself against you.

“Good. Once you cum we’re done, alright?” He said, holding one of your lips aside and lining up with you.

“Alright, fine… thanks for doing this.” You said.

“I’m just trying to get that picture deleted.” He made it feel like it was such a chore which didn’t make you feel very good about it. Emotionally. Physically, it felt very good. His long ass tongue felt great and you couldn’t wait to try his crazy cock. Only if he was sure he was willing to do this.

“My passcode is 3233.”

Thorne paused, his tip was just about to slip inside you. He furrowed his brow. His grip on your ass tightened a little but he didn’t move.

“Why?” He asked in a sharp tone. You grinned devilishly to yourself. Your cheeks in your hands and propped up on your elbows. You refused to answer just to be cheeky, but Thorne was running low on patience. He smacked your ass and made you yelp. You laughed at that, though. Spanking you was his first response?

“Answer me.”

“That way, you have the choice to keep going or leave.” You said.

“I’ve always had that choice. I’ve broken into much harder technology than some fucking cellphone. You think you’re being cute?” He huffed. 

“You’re awfully impatient for someone who could stop whenever he wants.” You pointed out, wiggling your hips a little. Thorne growled. You were really pissing him off. He gripped your hips and pulled you flush against him, spearing into you without easing you into it. His Haze allowed you to take in the entirety of his piece with no pain, but you could definitely feel some of the pressure within. You involuntarily groaned, trying to stifle it with your teeth.

“I’m not done with you yet.” He growled. You shuddered. The tone dug into you and made you realize something very new about yourself. Your face had grown hot and you bit your lip. You opened your mouth to tease him some more, but he slammed his hips into yours and made you cry out.

“Shut up.” He warned. You did as you were told, burying your face in the pillow and stifling your sounds as Thorne thrust into you. He pulled your waist into him as he thrusted, his pants and growls filling the room and giving you the music of your own ravishing. You tried to keep your voice down, but the pressure dangled you over the edge of your pleasure, his rough grip and gruff groans were only making it worse.

“Ngh, fuck~” You moaned through gritted teeth. Thorne grabbed you by your shoulder and lifted you up, wrapping an arm around your stomach to trap you against his chest. His antennae curled over his head and into your view. His arms were powerful and his chest was solid against your back. He was fuzzy and soft in places, but the rest of him was thick muscle. His cock burying deep into you pushed you closer and closer to your edge. It didn’t even feel like the long, inhuman piece it appeared to be once it pierced you.

Thorne’s breath billowed over your shoulder. He grinned, his grunts becoming louder and his bucks much more wild. You tensed and pressed against him, your pussy clenching as you were finally thrown over the edge into the sea of pleasure, allowing it to wash over you. You shuddered and you felt yourself growing weak. Thorne breathed a laugh, but he didn’t stop. You tapped his arm and closed your eyes, panting.

“No, no. You don’t get to go that easy. We’re not done until I say so.” He growled, picking you up and slipping off the bed, pressing you against the wall. Your legs were starting to feel weak, shaking as he pressed you to the wall and took you with the same fervor as before. He seemed like he would never give up. His body trapped you against the wall. He pinned your arms to your back and pressed his forehead against the wall, looking down at your form and reveling in your desperate whines.

Thorne panted and grunted, the end of his rope drawing near. He bucked hard, burying himself to his hilt inside you and groaning loud as he finally came. You could feel his cock throbbing deep inside you, milked by your clenching pussy. Each throb filled you more and more with his seed until you just felt so full. Thorne growled faintly, breathing heavily. He slowly pulled out of you, his cock hanging limp as he stepped back and guided you so you fell on your bed instead of sinking to the floor.

You shuddered now that he was removed from you, gripping your sheets as the final echoes of pleasure traveled through you. Your head was swimming and everything seemed to teeter around you.

Thorne huffed, grabbing your phone from your pants on the floor and unlocking it, deleting the photos. You could hear him tap at your phone, but you didn’t bother to look at what was going on. You were in bliss. Whatever he did at this point was nothing of any importance to you. His clothes rustled as he got dressed, his boots clicking as he left the room, the door shutting behind him on his way out. It was over and done.

You woke from a short nap and left to clean yourself up in the bathroom, taking a shower and wiping down so you could get some real sleep for your day to go as normal tomorrow. You saw your phone on the side table and decided to put on some music for bed when you saw your camera album was still open. Your pictures of Thorne in his get up were gone, but you had a new photo you didn’t take.

Thorne left you a memento. A picture of himself, full body, no face. His whole form was available for you to use whenever you have a craving for moth meat. You’ll have to keep that to yourself. You’ll be using it a lot.

#younme #x reader #reader insert #female reader #oc x reader #original character #mothman #monster x reader #smut

[randomlyexisting]

Seduction Failed.💀🙃

Aemond Targaryen x Jacaerys Velaryon

Modern Crack au

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Jace sends Aemond a text. Unbeknownst , Jace send it to the family groupchat that his grandfather insisted to make once he figured out how to work a phone; He wanted his family to bond and be closer.There was no doubt that his son and his grandson are very close.

[Jace] I want you to bend me over this table and fuck me uncle Aemond.

Jace is just glad he forgo the emojis .

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“You should sext more.”

That’s the first thing that comes out of Jace boyfriend mouth when he opens the door. Nobody was around, he had a empty house and thought, why not invite his boyfriend that no one knows about over.

And of course his man, rather talk about their sexual activities than to exclaim his love and misery he had to deal with their time apart. Jace manages to not roll his eyes . But not his sarcasm.

“Hello to you too ,uncle. And I’m doing fine ,thank you for asking.”Jace gives him a big sarcastic smile before dropping it.

“Don’t be a brat.” Aemond slams the door shut and slaps Jace butt when he turns around. His nephew yelps.Jace leads Aemond up the stairs to his bedroom. Just in case Jace parents decide to come home early. They have learned their lessons from before.

Aemond learned to put on jeans quickly in less than 30 seconds.

Explaining how their dating each other was to complicated so they kept it on the low from everyone since they were related which is wrong in so many ways. Aemond and Jace didn’t mind the secrecy and the sneaking around.They were way past from feeling guilty.

“I think you sext enough for the two of us.”Jace throws Aemond a clean hoodie to change into. And watched openly as Aemond slips off his clothes.

“I think I don’t .” Aemond grins, swiftly taking off his hoodie revealing he wore nothing underneath. It’s a routine they’ve gotten into. Jace borrows Aemond’s hoodies, and when they no longer smell like him, Aemond brings another one and swaps it . He likes how he smells.

Jace isn’t ashamed , Aemond has a weird habit of smelling his hair. He thinks it’s because the hair cream for his curls.

“I sent you dirty stuff. That should be enough.” Jace says defensively. It was an obvious lie. He only sent a shirtless pic once because he was feeling frisky.

Jace didn’t need to voice out his needs. Aemond was always down to do whatever. And whatever Aemond was into Jace likes it.

Whenever Jace was in the mood to have sex all he had to do was wait for an opportunity and text Aemond to ‘come over’ as simple as that.

“Last time I sent you a dick pic you answered me with a picture of your alphabet soup .”Aemond deadpans and throws him his hoodie to Jace. Who didn’t catch it. Hitting him straight in the face.

“Hey! It took me ages to spell out your name.”Jace yelps. It was a hard task when he has a full house and no privacy. Again how does he explain to his mother why he’s spelling his uncle name.

“Then I texted you ‘I want to eat you out.’”Aemond drop himself in the bed and continued with his arms crossed behind his head,not bothering to put the clean hoodie on, “And you answered with a thumbs up emoji.”He said with mock disapproval and flexes his muscles.

Jokes on him Jace was already staring.

“I was taking care of Viseyna . Dirty thoughts are not allowed when I’m with my siblings.”Jace changes into the warm hoodie . He sniffs it before smacking Aemond on the chest.

“I have dirty thoughts when I’m with mine.”Aemond grabs his wrist quickly and cringes at himself when Jace gives him a scandalous look..

“I mean … you fuck your nephew wouldn’t be a surprise if you —-“Jace teases, pretending to look startled and weirded out , he tries so hard to hold in his laugh. But fails miserably when Aemond pulls him down with the hand that was locked on his wrist.

“I meant that I’m always thinking about you and fucking you in no particular order.” Aemond clarifies , flips them over, dropping his weight on Jace to stop him from laughing .

It knocks the wind out of Jace. Aemond grins evilly.

“ That’s the most romantic thing anybody said to me.”Jace said breathless, Aemond is heavier than what he looks , Jace pecks his lip “Unless you count that time my ex—“Fully knowing Aemond was going to get jealous.

“How about I shut you up just the way you like.”Aemond growls not even budging to lift his weight now.He moves his knee inside Jace legs to lift it over his hip.

Jace lifted his wrist to check his imaginary watch, “We got half an hour.”Aemond shakes his head, fondly Jace hopes , and leans down to kiss him with a tight grip on his thigh. Jace is just glad his parents aren’t home because the sounds weren’t particularly quiet.

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Jace ponders on what Aemond had said. Jace in no means insecure or worried that Aemond would look for someone else. He’s not narcissistic but Jace is a handsome guy. He was a perfect catch. So perfect even his uncle wanted him.

Sure maybe he wasn’t fluent in sexting and dirty talk but Aemond is still attracted to him at whatever attempts Jace does that he likes to call seduction.Aemond would pop a boner even when Jace speak broken High Valyrian.

But maybe Jace should do something spontaneous. A reward for Aemond. Like send him the most raunchiest message, maybe dress up in lingerie; he thinks that Aemond would be into that if by some of the things that slipped out in said moments, or just send him a nude like completely naked in a sexy pose.

And wow Aemond was right about having a dirty mind.

Because Jace is literally thinking of how to get his boyfriend a boner while surrounded with his family members just to prove him wrong. He bets his step-grandmother would throw such a fit. There was no doubt that Aemond is her favorite child. He can’t blame her ,he is Jace favorite uncle. She would blame Jace for making her perfect Aemond sin.

Jace remembers when Aemond snitched to his mother about their accidental first kiss. Alicent went all hysterical on Rhaenyra just because Jace ‘stole’ her sons first kiss and it was not right. Aemond was 13 and Jace 10. She was overreacting.

Aemond later on stole his virginity. Jace thinks it’s even now.

Before their once a week dinners, Viserys sends a text that usually consisted of how he couldn’t wait to see them all, the time of the ‘lovely event’, and so on , in the groupchat that Jace slightly regrets making it .

He got so much shit for it. His uncles, aunt, cousins, brother and Daemon blocked him for a week. He had to remind Aemond he couldn’t block him unless he didn’t wanted his dick sucked.

The asshole had him blocked for two days.

It’s kinda funny how his grandpa thought a group chat would make them closer. Not even these weekly dinners where they all sat down and force to interact with one and another manage to do it.

His grandpa gets points for the effort.

Jace and Aemond shared secret glances throughout dinner. Deliberately kept dropping utensil’s to meet under the table and swap a few kisses—almost like their own mistletoe —and a few gropes here and there and stopped after the third time to not make it seem suspicious there was so many times one can be clumsily.

At least for Aemond.

It was Jace third time, his fifth actually, asking his uncle to pass the salt politely , sure his food was a tad bit salty but overall he get to touch Aemond fingers, with every swipe Aemond gave him a cheeky smile.

He had to stop when Alicent commented about the suspicious amount of salt he consumed the past 15 minutes.

Jace took the lecture because he really couldn’t say,’oh no I’m actually purposely adding salt to my already salty food because I want your son to touch me!’ So he smiled politely and kicked Aemond when he heard his uncle snicker.

After dinner and dessert were served, Grandfather asked every single one of them questions which nobody wanted to answer or hear.Except his stepfather. If there was one thing Daemons loves the most it was the attention of his brother and wife.

Jace lets out a sigh softly. Sharp ears picked it up and then a boot kicked his shin a tad to hard. Jace mouths ‘Ow’ to him, Aemond the dick didn’t even look apologetic. Viserys is talking about —what Aegon likes to call it- his finished lego set, Aemond didn’t even bother pretending to look enthusiastic about his dad favorite hobby .Aemond rather stare at his nephew who was pouting over his hurt shin.

Jace moves a a few curls behind his ear, giving Aemond a clear view of his pearl stud earring , he smirks when Aemond eyes narrow in the direction of his right ear. A birthday gift that came along with a promised to give him a matching necklace to go with the ear piece.

Jace thinks Aemond has a thing for him in pearls. Not sure why but it gets his attention on him so Jace will use that to his advantage.

Viserys is ushering them all to show them his finished set of Old Valyria , Alicent by his side throwing glares at Aegon, Heleana is forced by her mother to pull her brother out of his chair, Daemon and Rhaenyra have one hand on Luke and Joffrey shoulders laughing at Luke’s joke . Jace walks slowly after them waiting for Aemond.

As expected he feels someone pull him back and pins him to the wall. Aemond cages him in making it hard for Jace to make an attempt of escaping. Which he wasn’t thinking of. He grabs Aemond’s hip and pulls him impossibly closer.

“You were driving me crazy.”

“I was literally sitting and doing nothing.” Jace cocks his head to the side innocently making Aemond scoffs.

“Constantly staring at me, asking for the damn salt just so I could touch you and your foot pressed against my cock,” Aemond rested his forehead against Jace and pressed their groins closer, “which honestly I don’t know how you reached with your short legs.”

“You were literally in my eyesight, the food was tasteless it’s not my fault you have long fingers, and I was just stretching my legs. My legs are not short .” Jace adds the last part with a pinch to Aemond’s ribs. That comment was not appreciated.

“And the pearls…”Aemond places a wet kiss next to his ear. Then to the pearl. Then blows on the wet spot making Jace shiver. And okay Jace had to step up his game.

Jace was ready to shove his hand in Aemonds underwear when—

“Aemond, Jace, Come now we’re all waiting for you two.” Viserys yells excitedly like a kid.

They both groan at being interrupted.

“I want to see my grandfather lego set.”Jace huffs still a bit bothered about his short legs comment. Aemond face shows he’s debating on moving or to just keep him pinned to the wall.

He goes with the former. Not wanting to risk someone seeing them. They fix their pants .Aemond moves away letting Jace walk ahead but not before pulling him for a quick hard kiss. It doesn’t help their problem.

The ‘lego set’ wasn’t the only thing Viserys wanted to show them. It was a table that lit up and showed the map of ancient lands or something ,he’s not sure Jace couldn’t concentrate when Aemond was staring at him with that heated look.

All Jace knew the table looks awesome when Daemon helped Viserys to turn it on and turned off the lights. It had no seats. So they all stood around the table just appreciating it , the adults were talking about something of ……again Jace is not sure because Aemond eye flicker to the dammed table and back at him.

And Jace thought this might be a good time to prove Aemond wrong. Sure the timing was off since their family was here but also the right time since he can tell Aemond is probably making up scenarios in his head with the magical table. The room is pitched black except the table . Jace gets his phone out and starts typing … then deletes it ….then typing again….Jace wasn’t sure what to say.

He turns off his phone.

Then ON. OFF. ON. OFF.

Fuck it .He’s going to do it .What could go wrong Aemond could make fun of him or Aemond could literally do what he’s asking for.

He types with quick fingers , debates on adding some emojis to show his enthusiasm ,but goes for something chill.

Jace smiles at Aemond, who moves his head to the side , motioning to follow him, probably to make out in his room while everyone is distracted. Jace nods.

Then there’s the sound ‘ping’ that came from a text. Weirdly it goes off multiple times. One by one . Except for Jaces phone. Aemond pauses and takes out his phone, the screen lights Aemond face showing clearly his horrified look.

And Jace thinks ‘ wow he��s not letting his uncle near his ass anymore’ and feels a tad hurt when Aemond looks at him and mouths ‘delete it’. Jace has to squint his eyes to lip read correctly. The rooms looks less dark with everyone’s phones are out.

Jace was more than a tad bit hurt. He’s about to get his phone out when his step-grandmother suddenly turns on the light making them all wince. Jace notice how everyone was staring at him minus Joffrey .

With their phone in hand. Aegon is on the floor laughing his ass off while screen-shoting .Daemon looks 5 seconds away from murdering Aemond. Rhaenyra is holding back Daemon. Luke looks grossed out . Alicent is horrified. Heleana is embarrassed for her brother and nephew . Viserys looks like he’s getting war flashbacks.

Aemond actually looks scared and moves away to put space between him and Daemon.

Jace peers down at his phone. Shuts it off and puts it away. Bow his head and prays for the ground to open up and swallow him. When nothing came Jace thinks he might die just by the embarrassment.

[Jace] I want you to bend me over this table and fuck me uncle Aemond.

Jace is just glad he forgo the emojis .

“So…What are we doing for Christmas?” Jace plays it off and hopes they would suddenly get amnesia , leaning on the table with a hand on his hip and gives them his good boy smile. Maybe it wasn’t a good move to get near the table when Aegon just laughs harder.

Aemond pinches the bridge of his nose. Looking not that impress.

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Here’s a happy crack moodboard . Shoutout to @traylee24 that got me thinking of Aemond fucking Jace on the beautiful table but I can’t write even less smut so I poorly wrote the idea of Aemond and Jace wanting to fuck on it in Modern au.

Also y’all will see that I will begin to add Jace wearing anything that has pearls because of the fic ‘of my own making’ got me obsess with Jace in pearls.

Our poor boy Jace is going to pretend he never sent that text forever. Aegon prints and frames the screen shot , one is placed out visible whenever Jace comes and the other is sitting on Aemond bedside table . Aemond is banned to breath the same air Jace is breathing , stated by Daemon and Rhaenyra .

#jacemond #jaemond #jacaerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #this is the happy moodboard I was talking about lol #the next one is going to be dark again #jace x aemond #aemond x jace #aemond x jacaerys #house of the dragon #hotd #modern au #crack fic #au #moodboard #jace velaryon #heleana targaryen #aegon targaryen #visery getting war flashback #reminding the sufferment he went through with rhaenyra and daemon #dad daemon #mentioned daemyra

[butch-reidentified]

New kitten Nicatine (always cat pun names) has been given a scrunchy for a collar. We thought he'd hate it but he actually seems to be attached and cried when we took it off 🥺

Nik was found injured with two siblings at about 3 weeks old by a friend of my neighbor's. My neighbor took them in despite a severe cat phobia, because she has a big heart (and isn't scared of kittens so much as grown cats). After running into me outside one day and finding out we are registered kitten fosterers for the county, my neighbor came to me for advice and I helped her out with the kittens. Sadly, by that point the three of them had come down with a mysterious illness, suspected to be parasite-related. Despite our best efforts, by 7 weeks of age, he was the only survivor of his litter.

She became deeply attached to little Nik, even more so because she couldn't save his sister and brother, but knew she couldn't take care of him. He'd grow up, and she would struggle with her phobia despite her love for him. And besides, she struggles with mental and physical health issues as is, and is going through some challenging life stuff right now on top of it all.

She's been having a difficult time finding an adopter for him - and is very worried about ensuring whoever adopts him will take proper care of him and shower him in love and spoil him. At the same time, our roommate has moved our since we got married, and took his two cats with him, leaving us with "only" three cats and two dogs. So we had been discussing possibly adopting another cat. And it would be so great for her to have this bundle of joy she loves so much be directly across the street where she can visit or even borrow him any time she likes....

So we did! And he's adjusted so incredibly well. Everybody loves Nik and Nik loves everybody (though I'm missing a pic of him and Cleo, our calico). He is super sweet and snuggly, and loves to play-fight with both the dogs and the cats. He did have scabies when we got him, but we fortunately already had medication for it (one of the upsides of having so many animals - we have a home vet pharmacy at this point). So we treated it immediately and it hasn't spread despite our being far too soft to keep him quarantined (well, it wasn't just our softness - we also didn't want him to miss out on crucial weeks of learning, development, and socialization).

He's just the best. I have to admit, while we have a male dog we adopted in early 2018, I always said I'd only adopt female cats. I've just always had the sweetest, best female cats, and the male cats I've known have generally been unfriendly, if not outright aggressive. But the circumstances were just too perfect. The only complaints I have so far are that, 1, despite being litter box trained, he's been shitting under our bed because he's so attached he doesn't want to leave our room. So of course I did what anyone would do and bought a litter box for the bedroom. And 2, he's definitely got some attachment issues and screams endlessly if I kick him out of the bedroom so we can sleep. Fortunately, this is easily solved by making sure I don't just kick him out, but take him all the way out to the rec room where the other cats are so he's not lonely.

Also... he's definitely an ass man 🤣

And my last little gem for you all is this: I have turned my poor Nik into yet another iPad baby. If you have cats, especially young kittens, and haven't heard of the app Cat Alone... girl have I got a TREAT for you! Just look at him. This is a tame video, but he usually goes nuts hopping all over my phone chasing the beetles. They make fun noises when he gets 'em.

And it's not just beetles - you can pick from other bugs, a finger, or a green laser pointer-style dot of light. I usually let him pick now, and he actually knows which ones he likes and clicks them! And to top it off, he's started asking for my phone when he wants to play by jumping on it and biting at it, then sitting up and staring at me until I get the message.

I'm sure I'll be reblogging this and posting a ton more Nik content (tagged Nik & in my catposting, petposting, and mine tags). Let me know if you have any specific requests for content of him or any of our other 3 cats and 2 dogs! I love sharing the immense love and comfort we get from our zoo with the rest of the world.

And lastly, since he knows how to use the phone, if you comment or reblog and say hi or welcome home to Nik, I'll let him type out a personalized reply for you 😋

#Nik #mine #catposting #petposting #kitten #cute cats

[teeto-peteto]

Modern AU adaptation of Ruined King is just the words most unlikely friend group going on a road trip.

my internet has been dead so thats why i havent been responding asks :) but here we are now.

How to put it, yes, you're absolutely right. They would be terrible.

Depends of the roadtrip. I separate it in two possibilites.

Highschool type of roadtrip where there is more people/classmates: Classic bus, they had to wake up early to come. Ahri had to wake up extra early so she can walk her dog before leaving. They dont even need to discuss who are they gonna sit with. Ahri goes with Yasuo, Illaoi with Miss Fortune and Pyke with Braum. No doubts. Ahri and Yasuo fell asleep during the travel resting over each other, Sarah took a pic of them with her phone while Illaoi smiled and laughed with her, resting on her shoulder. Pyke would be looking through the window probably listening to music until Braum decides to talk to him about any of his stories or anecdotes because he felt like Pyke was getting sappy and wanted to cheer him up, it worked. If the trip is long, they would eventually create another groupchat or use the one they have already and play stupid games, like writing a word or a phrase and let the keyboard suggested words complete the rest of the message, they would laugh over it out loud in the bus.

Car roadtrip, just the 6 of them: See, this is more wacky. Lets say that Ahri has a bigger car, or someone from her family let her borrow it, or that we can magically fit 6 people in a car for script convenience. Ahri is the one that drives, our girlie is the taxi driver of the group, she always picks and drops people and honestly she doesnt really mind. Yasuo goes on the front seat because boyfriend privilege, he would be taking care of the map but 99% of posibilites he will mess up and they end up driving the wrong way. Sarah would be the one taking pics and friendly annoying everyone. She would put her phone right in front of Yasuo's face from the back seat to take a messy pic of him and write 'this fucker got us lost lol' and post it. Pics of her holding hands with Illaoi with cute emojis, pics of Pyke asleep captioning 'mf fell asleep' and cute pics of braum counting cows/horses looking at the window. Illaoi would be the one saying '...I think this is the wrong way...' and argues with Yasuo because none of them understands the map, but she is also the one chewing constantly on gums cause she gets dizzy on the car, often downing the window for fresh air. Braum LOVES roadtrips, he loves the car ride the most, he really likes the ambience of being stuck with friends on a car and sharing stories or laughing around, he would keep everyone entertained and point at random things he sees from the window like cows, horses, farms, etc. He actually gets sad when the car ride is over but is quickly replaced with hapiness knowing he is going to have a great time with friends. Pyke would be the one sitting on the middle with Sarah (composition from left to right would be Illaoi, Sarah, Pyke, and Braum) and he feels uncomfortable between them but he has a messed up sleep schedule and needs a depression nap so ends up falling asleep on the car to everyone's surprise. Bonus points if he sleeps in 'dad' position with his arms crossed, but even more bonus points for my pykebraum shippers if he falls asleep accidentally on Braum's shoulder and he tries not to move not to wake him up.

#ruined king #ruined king au #this is cute actually #thanks for the ask #i love my babies #miss fortune #ahri #illaoi #pyke #braum #yasuo #headcanon #au #this post... has a lot of memories on it #a lot is based on personal experience #i vividly remember those groupchats playing silly games... #my friends falling asleep on the bus... #haha

[bbgthoma]

— LOVE SPELL wizard rindou haitani x afab reader!

inspo. the pic above cuz he looks like he’s casting a spell

cw. handjob, masturbation, blowjob, degrading kink, praise kink, dick riding, breastfeeding

word count. 2.3k

a/n. (y/n) is 19, rindou is 20. also, (y/n) sounds like she’s more interested in ran, i hope that doesn’t bother y’all, it’s for the plot to work and make sense😔

you had heard all the rumors about the haitani brothers and how one of them has some sort of power. it was about rindou haitani. some say he’s a wizard, others say he’s a magician. either way, you thought it was all stupid. wizards only exist in fairy tales and magic isn’t real. well, that’s what you thought.

“but i’m telling you! he cursed so many people off with his magic spells” your best friend hana said. “hana, we aren’t in some fairy tale” you said with a sigh. “but-” your best friend said but shut up once you put your headphones on. “i’ve warned you…” this one said with a sigh.

❤︎❤︎❤︎

you got out of the shop to realize it was raining. “fuck…” you mumbled with a sigh. at the same time, a man got out of the store behind you with a umbrella on him. he opens it up to protect himself from the rain, then he turns to look at you. it toon you a big minute to realize who it was. it was rindou haitani.

“haitani?” you asked unsure if he recognized you. he looked over at you raising his brows. “do i know you?” he asked with an intimidating look. ouch, that was a harsh way to say that he doesn’t remember who you are.

“i’m (y/n). we were in the same class for 3 years straight in high school” you introduced yourself to the man. he stood quiet for a long minute before saying “oh… you’re that girl”. with that said, he looks at your hands saying “no umbrella?”

“i didn’t check the weather” you reply with a sigh. “suddenly, you feel like something was on top of you, so you look up to see his umbrella on top of you. you then notice him beside you, closer than before. the sudden approach makes your cheeks heat up.

“are you going home?” he asked raising his brows. “um, yes” you replied awkwardly. he stood quiet for a long to then grab your hand putting it up as he hands you his umbrella. “take that with you, i have my car with me. now fuck off” he says annoyed. you watched him walking over to his car with your cheeks heat up.

his sudden touch was cold and… a little weird. you felt a shiver taking over your body when he touched you. but not in a bad way. not in a good way either. it was as if something suddenly changed about you.

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“is that a new umbrella?” hana asked looking at the unfamiliar umbrella that was placed beside the shoes. “oh, no, it’s uh- a friend’s. i was out shopping and he let me borrow it. he had his car nearby anyways” you explained with a shrug. hana smirks saying “i think he likes you” which makes your eyes roll in amusement.

“he told me to fuck off before heading his way to his car” you said with a sigh. “hey! he has to be taught some manners. what’s his name? i’ll find his location and beat him up with his own umbrella” your best said upset at the man’s behavior. “rindou haitani” you say with a sigh as you turn off the tv to pull out your phone.

“what?!? even after i warned you about him?!?” she asks annoyed. “and you dare call that wizard your friend?” she says in total shock and disgust. “yes but since you said you’ll find his location, can you please do it? i wanna hand him back his umbrella”

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“this should be it” you mumbled under your breathe before gulping. you took step closer to the stairs as you got up to the door. you nervously pressed on the ring bell waiting for someone to open you the door. after a few seconds, the door opened up for ran to look down at you.

“holy shit” you thought to yourself. he was already tall enough 3 years ago and now he’s huge. “h-hey, um ran haitani right?” you asked shyly. “yeah, you are?” he asked raising his brows. “(y/n) (l/n), i um- i used to be classmates with your brother and uh, he let me borrow his umbrella last time so i came to hand it to him” you explained feeling intimidated by his height.

“oh. alright then, but you should come in” this one said looking at the time. “why?” you asked confused. “it’s gonna rain in a few minutes” he said as your eyes widen. “you’re sure you’re not doing this on purpose?” the man teased with a chuckle before allowing you in.

“rin, we got a guest” ran said as he walked up to the living room to join his brother. “uh? who the fuck?” this one asked confused. “c’mere (y/n)” ran said giving you a sign to join him noticing how shy you got. you joined him and he wrapped his arm around you. 

“you!!?” he asked annoyed. “i just came to give you your umbrella but your brother invited me in saying it was gonna rain” you explained feeling threatened by the man’s annoyed glare. “oh whatever, just don’t bother me” he said annoyed as he walked up to his room.

“sheesh, he’s acting ruder than i usual” ran says amused. “i can understand… i am sort of bothering him i guess” you said with a sigh. “no… he doesn’t become overly rude with someone who pisses him off. and even if someone did piss him off, he’d insult them, not reject them” ran mumbled loud enough so you could hear him. “either way, you should go see him” he says with a shrug.

you weren’t so sure if he was right. you walked over to rindou’s room to stop yourself in front of his door. you grabbed the handle letting out a sigh to calm yourself down expecting the man to yell at you. you open the door with your eyes closer.

“hey rindou, ran told me that i should-” you started but went quiet when you opened your eyes. on his bed, there right there rindou masturbating, which made you speechless. he quickly takes his hand off his dick saying “COULD FUCKING KNOCK ON THE DOOR BEFORE GETTING IN?!?”

you turned red saying “s-sorry!” about to leave when you hear ran yelling “RIN BE NICE OR ELSE”. at this, rindou grumbles and say “just come in”. you look down and nod as you get in. rindou pulls up his boxer along with his pant as he grabs some hand sanitizer to to clean his hands.

“you didn’t see me masturbating, nor my dick. have i made myself clear?” the man asks annoyed. you nod shyly unable to let any word out. “fucking hell, you’re a pain in the ass” he complained.

he sighs and says “anyways… do you have feelings for ran?”. at this, your eyes widen. “what-? no i don’t” you replied shaking your head. he stared into your eyes for a long second before smirking. “sit here” he said tapping his hand on his bed.

you nodded as you sat where he asked you unsure of what he wanted to do. “gimme your hand” he says revealing his own. you did as he said and grabbed his hands. “look me in the eyes” he says. with that, your eyes move from his hands to his eyes. “who do you have feelings for?” he asked you staring into your eyes with a serious stare.

“i have feelings for no-” you started but got cut off by rindou squeezing your hands. you felt hypnotized by his stare as you say “i have feelings for you”. the words slipped out your mouth before you could even realize. your eyes widened about to deny your own words when the man says “then kiss me”

you blink slowly confused of what was going on. “kiss me” he says without letting go of your hands. without any hesitation, you lean closer to him as you press your lips on his. you push him on his bed slipping your hands off his hands to place them each on one side of his head. you place your knee between his legs rubbing it against his hard dick.

you had no control of your actions or words anymore. you felt like they were taking control of you. but were you complaining if their doings? no. you stil felt a little embarrassed and confused. you pressed your knee on his dick harder which made him groan under his breathe.

he cups your face with his left hand to pull you away from himself. “stop teasing my goddamn dick or i’ll shove it down your throat” he says annoyed. “do it then” you tease with a smirk. he sits up pulling down his pants and boxer as he pushes your face closer to his dick. the tip rubbed against your lips as your eyes widen.

you did see his dick while going to check up on him, but not this close. you gulped opening up your mouth slowly as you lean over. not letting you take it smoothly, rindou pushes your head close to his dick. “i’ll fuck your three holes you fucking whore” this one hisses as you twirl your tongue around his dick.

you moan on his dick when he pushes his dick down your throat. your eyes roll up as tears fill your eyes. “let me correct myself from earlier. you did see my dick, but you did not see me masturbating. alright?” he says as he plays with your hair.

you nod in response which makes him smirk. “such a good slut for me” he mumbled under breathe while biting his lips. he tried to not make too much noise knowing that his brother could hear him, but he wanted to moan so bad.

“fuck (y/n)…” he moaned on a low volume. you kept going up and down sucking off his dick, enough for him to let out groans. “i’ma cum in your mouth slut” he warned before he starts releasing the orgasm. at this, he starts cumming in your mouth. you pull a little away without taking your mouth of his dick, only so you could take the cum properly.

“the way i want to fuck you in front of my brother, so he understands whose you are… that fucking moron. wrapping his arm around you, i felt like throwing up” rindou says pissed off. “hold up” he says as he leans over to his drawer. he opens it and grabs a condom closing it again.

“wouldn’t want to make you pregnant hug?” he says amused. he puts the condom on for himself. he then leans down saying “sit on it” and without hesitation, you pull down your panty and sit on it. but you go on smoothly, you let out a light moan as it goes in deeper.

“fuck… i wish i could keep you in this position on me forever” he says while biting his lips. “you know, back in high school, i actually was interested in you but i thought i wasn’t your type. i thought you were into soft boys” he admitted as he grabbed your hands pulling you closer to himself.

he pulls your shirt up only to run his head under it. he unclips your bra and takes it off dropping it on the floor. he stares at your boobs hungrily before he starts licking your nipple. your eyes widen at the fresh feeling of his saliva and tongue on your milker as you let out a little moan.

“don’t moan too loudly” the man complained as you nodded. you slapped your mouth with your hand to stop any loud noise to come from it. he sucks your nipple as if he was a baby drinking its mom’s milk. he softly bites your nipple which makes tears fill up your eyes.

you keep moving your hips up and down on his dick feeling like you were gonna cum at any moment. “rin i’m close-” you whined on a heavy breathe. “cum on my dick slut” he said as he kissed up to your collarbone. he sucks on your skin along with his sloppy kisses.

the light moans you were producing were ringing in his ears. the only sound he was focus on was that and only that. you start cumming on his dick as your eyes roll back. “ahh-” you moan with a heavy breathe. “i said keep it-” rindou started but was cut off by his brother’s voice.

“rin?” ran asked. “are you watching porn with (y/n)?” he asked trying to unlock the door. both your eyes widen as you back off him. he pulls down your boxer and his pants as he quickly gets up.

he walks up to the door and opens it up saying “the fuck you’re saying ran? are you so horny that you’re imagining noises” he asked amused. ran’s eyes caught the bra and the panty that were left on the ground as he says “were you fucking?”

“what?!?” rindou asked trying to act the less oblivious possible. he was horrible at lying when his brother was the one in question. “no we weren’t!” rindou says as he slams the door on his brother’s face. “the panty and bra on the floor say likewise” ran teased amused. rindou’s eyes widen as he turns around to notice that he forgot to hide them. “fuck” he mumble to himself annoyed fighting the urge to kick the door.

#rindou haitani #rindou haitani x you #rindou haitani x reader #rindou haitani x y/n #haitani #haitani x reader #rindo haitani #tokyo revengers #tokrev x you #tokrev x reader #tokrev x y/n #smut #tokrev smut #rindou haitani smut #rindou x you #rindou x y/n #rindou x reader #haitani x y/n #haitani smut #haitani rindou #haitani brothers #wizard au

[50calmadeuce]

Ch. 28: Sunday and Dinner

Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from the Top Gun: Maverick world, trademarked by Paramount Pictures Corporation. I do not claim ownership of the characters and the world that I am borrowing.

The story and situation I am creating are a work of my imagination and I do not ascribe them to official story canon. This work is for entertainment only and is not a part of the storyline.

I am not profiting financially from the creation and publication of this story, but I do hope it gives you happy thoughts.

These stories are my own, so please do not take them and use them for yourself without my permission. If you see them somewhere else, please let me know. :)

You sigh as you look up at the ceiling of your bedroom and then look at your watch. Four a.m. You look to your right as see Christian sleeping soundly in your bed, so you carefully slip out of bed, grab your phone, and walk to your adjoining office.

Your phone dings and you see it's a text from Jake, so you open it up.

'Miss you.' The text read.

'Miss you too. At least you look like you know what you're doing in this pic. LOL!' You text back.

Just as you sit down, your phone rings that you have a facetime with Jake call.

You answer. "Hey, hot stuff!"

"Hey, Darlin! What are you doing up?"

You sigh. "I couldn't sleep."

"Worried about court?"

You shrug. "A little bit. Just confused about a conversation I had yesterday."

"About?"

"Well, I went hunting with Scott."

"Who's Scott?"

"Scott Deboer is a co-worker and friend. Well, I think he's still a friend. He got upset when I told him I got married and apparently he'd been trying to ask me out for the past two years."

"Well, apparently he didn't have as much charm as me."

You smile and laugh. "Is that what it was?"

"Darlin. You sure as hell can't resist it."

You grin as you feel your cheeks get warm.

"I wouldn't worry about him, Y/N."

"Well, work is going to be a bit awkward. He was always a good friend."

"Was he? Or was he always just trying to get into your pants? I mean, it's not like I didn't think like that when I met you."

You roll your eyes. "And there's the cocky ego Phoenix warned me about."

Jake laughs. "Speaking of Phoenix. She says hi."

"Tell her I say hi back."

"Are you going hunting again today?"

"No. I got lucky and bagged a nice size tom turkey yesterday. He's already in the freezer for Thanksgiving."

"That's my girl!"

"Hangman! We gotta go!" someone yells in the background.

"Darlin. I gotta go. You'll get through the work thing. You're a Seresin now. Love you."

"Love you, too."

Jake hangs up and after you hang up, you look to your left where the wedding picture of you and Christian sat on your desk. You pick it up and look at it. "You would like him, Christian. You'd definitely approve of him too with little Christian." You take your finger and gently touch Christian's face on the frame. "I will always love you and have a space for you in my heart. I wish you could've met your son." You kiss the frame, put it back on your desk, and get up to go take a shower.

Later that night, Mr. Thadeus Whitaker arrived at your house around six-thirty for dinner. Mr. Whitaker came from a family of attorneys, and he'd been part of the Astor family for years. As a matter of fact, he father and grandfather before him had worked for the Astor family. That's how long his family tree had been associated with the Astor's. In his sixties, he stood about five foot seven with a white ring of hair around his head and wore glasses.

You hugged when you met him at the front door as Montgomery took his coat and Christian followed at your heals.

"Y/N! It's so good to see you! Too bad its under sad circumstances."

"It's no problem. How is your son?"

"David is doing good. He's looking forward to starting with your family."

"That's great to hear!"

"Whitker!" Christian exclaimed.

Mr. Whitaker looked down at Christian. "Master Christian. It's so good to see you." Whitaker put his hand out for a shake and Christian put his small hand in it as they greeted. "Such wonderful manners."

You pick up Christian. "Jake said the same thing. He also said Christian would be a lady killer when he grew up," you say with a laugh.

"From what little conversation I've had with Lieutenant Seresin, he seems like a really nice guy. He wanted to make sure everything was taken care of before he left."

"That sounds like Jake."

"This way to the dining room," Montgomery said to Whitaker and you lead the way.

"You hungry?" You ask Christian who nods his head up and down. "Good."

You enter the dining room and put Christian in his highchair. "Please, have a seat, Mr. Whitaker." You sit across from him at the end of the table near Christian. "So, please explain what I should be prepared for tomorrow," you insist as you sit down.

"I'm sure Celine will contest the restraining order and the length of knowing Lieutenant Seresin since you got married a week and a half after knowing each other."

Montgomery brought in salads.

"I only knew Christian three weeks before we got eloped and boy, let me tell you, that was interesting when I met his parents." You start to eat your salad.

"That is true." He took a bite of his salad. "Have you heard from the Lieutenant?"

"Yes. We facetimed this morning."

"That's good."

"Jake doesn't care about the money, I know that. He loves me and Christian so I'm going to assume, and you know I hate that word, it's about the money with Celine."

"I can't agree with you more. Christian and your father-in-law made it quite impossible for Celine to get the money. They both adored and trusted you."

"I always wondered what Charles Astor saw in her."

"That's a story for another day," Whitaker replied after finishing his salad.

Montgomery took the salad plates and returned with venison roast.

Whitaker admired the food placed in front of him. "Let's not ruin the moment and discuss that another day. Let's just enjoy dinner. How was your trip?"

You smile as you take a sip of your wine. "It was good."

#spotify #jake seresin x you #jake seresin imagine #jake seresin fanfiction #jake hangman x reader #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #glen powell #phoenix #top gun phoenix

[theghostus]

Day 95

By now y'all know this is my personal blog. Putting all my feelings and thoughts down.

Still no income. Brightside...I will probably start my new job at a school after Eid. Y'all think, hey, that's good news. Dude, not to my savings account, it ain't. Borrowing money and moving money for the past 5 months. Each month the bills take a HUGE bite into my savings. Not counting the necessities like food and feminine products. So yeah. I'm hella worried. Last December really took a toll on my mental health when the insurance companies asked for their yearly payment. That sucks eggs, man. Oh another thing, my phone has that infamous green line in the middle of my screen. It will cost me a new phone just to get it repaired. Even after repair, it has only a 1-month warranty. FML.

Another thing that weighs heavily on my mind is that bitch of my aunt, aka Dad's sis. She still hasn't sold the Devil's home. I mean, how can she? The damn place it's as old as me (not telling you how old I am; I'm a millennial that's the only clue I'm giving). No one wants to buy that home for the price she's selling, even though it's 'convenient' etc etc. When I released it to her, it was cleaned and manageable (also, it was after GP passed) Her son is now 30; if I recall correctly, he doesn't need babysitting. So it's her and her husband now. I mean she could downsize her 2-storey flat to save cost. Whatever I digress. Without that money from the sale, I can't do my kitchen. I had 2 quotes from 2 different contractors. Each will cost me almost 6k. Including the changing of the toilet doors. sigh.

My mum's condition is stable and no change over the years. With the "occasionally" and 'normal' sounds of her being strangled by an invisible hand. The sounds coming from her I can only describe would be the sounds if I were to strangle someone.

Mdm Sunflower finally got her goal. She and her husband have a daughter. She came home to them on my birthday. Will need to find out if her girl is a Pisces - they are emotional balls of energy which Mr and Mdm Sunflower are not. Her girl has already proven to be the Lil Diva already, haha. Luckily her girl is a Rabbit - they are kind and social creatures. She will make a great mum. That has been her goal since she got married almost 20 years ago. It seems like yesterday we were talking about our goals and what we wanted to achieve in our life.

Le Bf celebrated our 2nd Vday at a proper restaurant. We didn't celebrate my birthday much coz was trying to balance my mum and him. We ate at a hawker centre (it's a Singaporean eating centre) because his workplace is 1.5 hours away from my flat. He was doing sales, so he couldn't really go anywhere. Plus, I sus he just lazy to plan shit. So he just manages with whatever. Also, I was supposed to meet him early, but I went marketing with Mum in the afternoon and took a nap thinking he could only leave later when he didn't tell me that he had someone at the shop with him to cover. sigh. men.

Then I was thinking of surprising him and celebrating his birthday by bringing him to Gardens by the Bay at night to watch the light show since he had never seen it before. First, he didn't this week tell me he took 3 days off and planned to spend his whole 3 days with his mates and for his social work. I got to know this only yesterday. Secondly, he told me, I think a couple of weeks ago, that he's travelling to Bangkok this week, and his flight is tomorrow at 5am and will be returning to SG on the 10th (again I was told this yesterday when he came over). So he will be in Bangkok from 6 to 10 (for duty and play his words not mine), including on his birthday. So I'm a mix of sad and angry at the moment. Sad I couldn't celebrate his birthday again. Angry, he spends his birthday overseas again. the first time, his friend treated him to a seafood dinner in Malaysia. While I thought he was working when he sent his seafood dinner pics to me. I don't blame him for wanting to have fun with his mates, but sometimes I wonder am I the fool trying to create memories? I'm in two minds of just throwing his present in his face and telling him next time I just wish you HPB. I won't be celebrating his birthday anymore anything since he prefers to spend it with his friends overseas.

Am I being brainwashed by socials with picture-perfect relationships? Am I expecting too much?

[angelisgonnastartchangingurls]

richard, on a monday

sometimes over the weekends, robbie would go home to visit their parents. annie always declined to join him. the following weekend was one such trip, but ironically, their dad was in the city for the morning, so annie met him for brunch and then they took a quick trip to a museum. her phone buzzed while she was there and she checked the photo from robbie. it was a shot of their mom in the kitchen, fully nude. "mom just hanging out naked since it's just me here," he said. she was looking away in the photo, unaware it was being taken. oddly, annie found it kind of hot. she pinched and zoomed in on her mother's bush. the growth pattern was similar to hers.

"fucking hot," annie replied.

"lol," he said. "she asked if i minded and i said of course not, she looks hot. she liked that."

"i'm with dad but fully dressed," annie said.

"disappointed in u" he replied.

that night, annie went on her first proper date with ted. since their first hookup the previous weekend, they'd gotten together for a quick, rough midweek fuck but tonight they had dinner.

still, one of his first questions to annie was whether or not she was wearing panties. "of course not," she'd told him.

it was so easy to talk to him. they were there for 2 hours, and annie was drunk by the time they left. which made getting facefucked by ted's thick cock in the kitchen a lot of fun. it was, she realized, the first time she'd actually sucked his cock -- every other time had been an urgent, hard, brief fuck.

they took their time tonight. ted skillfully ate annie's pussy, made her cum, and then took her through a long, multi-position fuck. annie clocked after a few minutes that ted may have taken one of his pills, which was confirmed when he pulled out to cum on her stomach and then went back in to continue. annie reached for her phone and made an appreciative video of ted railing her cum-covered pussy. after he finished the second time (and annie finished for the fourth time) she sent the clip to both julia and robbie.

"oh FUCK" julia replied

"good girl," robbie replied.

once again annie woke up in ted's bed alone, but this time thought to put one of his shirts on before she went out to the kitchen and found lucy. "morning," annie said. she pulled out her phone and immediately showed lucy the video.

"oh wow," lucy said. "can i uh, borrow your phone?"

annie told her the passcode and let her take it back to her room. ted came back before lucy came out of her room, so they flirted for a while over bagels. eventually lucy emerged bottomless from her room, her bald pussy reddened slightly from activity. "morning sleepyhead," ted said, cluelessly.

later, annie saw that lucy had added her number to annie's phone, and had taken some nudes of herself in bed. "you're hot" annie texted her.

"if you have any younger male friends please show them," lucy said.

"i'll show my brother," annie said.

"okay," lucy said.

she showed robbie lucy's nudes. "how old is she?" he asked, concerned.

"18," annie said, not actually certain.

"nice," he said. "show her my cock."

annie helped him get hard. just with her hands - after his birthday she hadn't sucked it again.

"OMG," lucy replied. "your brother lets you take pics of his dick?" annie had even sent one of herself flashing a peace sign next to robbie's cock.

"yeah we're very close," annie said.

"after the divorce my dad's sister started coming around here a lot when we moved in," lucy said. "i barely saw her growing up but now i see her all the time."

"she must have hated your mom," annie said.

"yep," lucy said. "anyway, i thought it was kind of weird that she'd like, get out of the shower naked around my dad. i guess it's not that weird though."

"i love it," annie said. "is she shaved?"

"no," lucy said. "so we have an advantage there."

that afternoon was richard's first session since the gallery show. he'd been in paris the week before. but he first wanted to know if annie was OK and why'd she left so quickly.

"i was embarrassed about that photo she showed you," annie said. "you know, you invite me to a gallery and i get high and get my tits out."

he laughed. "that's what artists want you do to," he said. "it's fine, i'm an adult, i can see your breasts and still respect you."

having that resolved, they checked in on richard's most recent paris visit. he met a bunch of his daughter's local friends, and, he confided in annie, slept with one of them.

"ooh la la," annie said. "nothing wrong with a little french pastry."

she asked if his daughter was aware of it, and he'd told annie that he'd gotten laid on the couch of his daughter's flat while his daughter had sex with a young man in her "room" which was only separated by a japanese screen.

"very intimate," annie said, getting very wet.

"it was pretty dark and i think we were both trying to be somewhat quiet," he said.

"somewhat?"

"i was certainly aware when she climaxed," he said.

"i love that," annie said.

he told her that after, his daughter and the female friend had hopped into the shower together to clean each other off.

"so your daughter was cleaning your cum..."

"out of her friend's bush, yes," he said. "i watched."

"wow," annie said.

"sorry," he said. "is that too much?"

"no," annie said abruptly. "i mean, your relationship will accept as much closeness as it will accept. it's just the two of you. it's a dynamic that requires closeness and this is how you're building it. as two adults who definitely enjoy sex."

"you seem a little agitated as you're saying this though," richard said. "your face is a little flushed and you're speaking very quickly. i just want to know you're being honest with me about how you feel."

"i'm like this because i'm aroused," annie said.

richard chuckled. "ok, i feel reassured that you're being honest."

"what was the morning like," annie said, shifting in her seat.

"she had a lightly nervous energy, but was walking around her kitchenette fully nude," he said. "and honestly, briefly, i was too."

"oh?" annie said.

"i'd fallen asleep au naturale on the couch," he said. "so i woke up like that, and rather alert."

annie smiled. "and she saw."

"she did."

"i love that for her."

"you don't think it was a problem?"

"well, has she sent you any nude photos since then?"

he opened his phone to show her the last text from her -- a selfie from bed, nude, smiling. "have a nice flight!" she'd written. her pussy looked particularly full and hairy. it was nice.

"i think your relationship is preserved," annie said.

when annie got home, dizzy from pills she'd taken after seeing richard, robbie was home from their parents' house. annie relaxed on the bed as he told her that early that morning, their mom had walked in on him jerking off in his room. she'd apologized profusely, covering her eyes, but not leaving the room, and robbie had just said, "it's fine, i don't care, it's just my dick." and she'd laughed and opened her eyes and said, "you're bigger than your father." and he'd said, "i guess i got it from your side of the family," and she'd said, "yes, my father was hung like a horse." and he laughed and said, "how do you know?" and his mom had said, "i was always pretty casually naked around the house to piss my mom off, so he never hid anything from me, either." and he'd told her -- she was apparently wearing one of their dad's t-shirts at the time, he'd told her she was overdressed, and so she'd taken the t-shirt off, and was in just a white pair of panties. and so he'd told her that her bush looked really great in those panties, and she'd giggled and said he was too sweet and he'd said, "no seriously it's a great bush, i might have to start stroking again," and she'd giggled and then pulled her panties down. and he'd taken his phone and told her he was gonna take a picture of her, and she'd actually posed for him - hand on her hips, panties around her thighs, and then she'd turned around to show him her ass. he showed annie the pictures. she looked good.