#arson cat headcanons

[selineram3421]

Alastor X Human Reader: Arson Cat

You adopted your cat when finding them playing with an old box of matches in an alleyway nearby your place.

The poor thing was soaking wet. Good thing you had a rag on you. They were at least a few weeks old.

Once at home you set the fire on at the fireplace, getting tuna and water. Before anything you had to warm them up.

The cat purred while getting pets, feeling warm and cozy. Watching the fire.

Love at first sight lol🔥

When the fire place wasn't on, your cat would meow. Looking around for you to turn it back on.

Of course you couldn't do that during the summer, so you bought candles.

So. Many. Candles.

Mistake #1: Leaving your cat unattended with a candle.

A rug you had caught on fire because the cat pushed the candle over the edge of your coffee table.

They got fussy when you put the fire out.

"Mroow", your cat meowed, obviously upset with how much their tail was flicking.

"Yes, fire is pretty but when it gets really big we won't have a place to live in anymore.", you said, sweeping up what was left of the rug.

Mistake #2: Letting your cat on the kitchen counters. Specifically, the one side with the stove.

Your cat likes to watch you cook. At least that's what you thought, but really they were just interested in the pretty blue and yellow flames coming from the stove top.

All it took was one minute. You went to get something from the fridge and your cat brought a napkin to the stove, placing it right by the fire.

The fire alarm nearby went off, making you drop everything from your hands to cover your ears.

You quickly opened a window and turned on the kitchen fan that you keep forgetting to do when cooking. Then you got rid of the fire and cleaned up.

Again, your little arsonist was not happy. Meowing in an offended tone.

"You are banned from sitting on this side of the counter.", you boop their nose and move them to sit by the sink. "You can't get close."

Mistake #3: Not telling friends/family/pet sitters about your cat's fascination with fire.

You got a call during work. Thankfully you were on break and could take the call. "Hello?"

"Your cat started a fire."

That's all it took for you to tell your boss that an emergency came up and you had to leave early.

With your hands on your hips, you stared down at the cat who was licking their paws as if nothing happened.

"You can't start fires when other people are watching you.", you cross your arms.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Your cat doesn't like fireworks. Ironic right?

They do like sparklers.

You'll leave your t.v. on with a YouTube video of just fire for ten hours when you're out. Sound and everything.

You hide anything that can start a fire. Gotta cover that crystal ball and put it away. All the candles you bought? Stored and replaced with fake battery operated ones.

Birthdays are..ok. Your cat watches the candle flame as you sing happy birthday. You have to blow it out quick and replace it with a fake one.

All in all, your cat is well behaved....

And then Alastor comes along~

Lol 🎤and then a hero comes along🎵🎶

You thought your cat was bad? Hoho.. Alastor just encourages your little baby.

He makes a fire ball in his hand one day and your cat is hooked. Following the red man around for him to make more fire. They started to get along.

He lets your cat sit somewhat close by when cooking. "Not too close! We don't want fur in the food!"

Then theirs times when its quiet. Too quiet...

When you notice the silence, you get up and look around for your cat. They are eventually found but somehow they have soot on their paws.

It confuses you a ton when you look for a possible fire but see absolutely nothing burnt.

One day you find out why there's been so many house fires. Seeing your demon roommate literally teleport your cat.

"Wha-", you blink and your cat is brought back.

"Meow!", your cat paws at Alastor.

"Hello my darling!", he smiles innocently as if he did nothing.

"I-", you take a deep breath. "Why are you teleporting my cat?"

"Just letting them stretch their legs!"

Your phone buzzes and you see a news update. Clicking on it, there's a story on another house fire.

"........."

Mistake #4: Letting Alastor know about your cat starting fires.

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Arson cat deserved their own headcanons.

~Seline, the person.

From this headcanon➡ 🔥here🔥

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@c4rved-pumpk1n @ducky-is-dead-inside @stolas-thebirb

ML for Alastor🎙

#x reader #gn reader #alastor x reader #arson cat #headcanons #arson cat headcanons #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon alastor #the radio demon #radio demon #human reader #🔥 #arson cat is the best cat #music lyrics #hero mariah carey

[crispinkiss]

if jacobi were to find a tiny malnourished kitten on the street and take it home to lovingly care for it and raise it i think that would fix him

#he would be the best cat dad ever i think #he'd name it something like felony arson machine gun and it would be his favorite thing in the world #unfortunately i think the heph crew are mainly dog people so i have to use my cat person headcanons on daniel jacobi #anyways i really think it would be helpful for him to care for something again #free therapy cat #wolf 359

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Rockstar!Baji x Popstar!Reader

♡ SFW, fem reader, fluff, jealousy (on the fans' end), arson because it's Baji ♡

note: this was an anon request that I no longer have (oops I did it again) but I remembered it 🙃 also expect two more sets of Baji headcanons before the week is over 🙌🏽

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🎸 Baji and his band is already super famous and you had made a pretty big name for yourself in the pop industry

🎤 When you and Baji started dating your fans flipped out, you two were like the stereotypical bad boy and girl next door

🎸 No one expected your relationship to last, they were all anticipating for you to come out with a break up song any day now

🎤 That day never came obviously because you and Baji are perfect together, an absolute power couple in the music industry

🎸 I can already hear the song collabs in my head

🎤 You've sung backup vocals in a few of his songs and he's even helped you with writing

🎸 You two are each other's inspiration and biggest supporter

🎤 Meet and greets are so chaotic because you two plan them together, his female fans are extremely jealous of you and his male fans are jealous of him because he bagged himself a bad bitch

🎸 Baji is so much calmer around you, it's not even funny (he's still a crazy vampire arsonist tho, that'll never change)

🎤 He likes doing extravagant (and dangerous) things for you, one night he built a papermache heart, doused it in gasoline, lit it on fire, and held it up outside your window like a lunatic (Chifuyu and Tora helped him do it too)

🎸 You two stay out of the public with most of your relationship, but you do post a lot of random selfies on your social medias (a lot of random stray cats too because it's Baji and what else would you expect)

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@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies @manji-hoe

#tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers fluff #baji fluff #baji x reader #baji headcanons #I love him so much 😫 I just wanna give him a little kith 😚 #can't believe I went the whole time without mentioning him biting you lol #I must be sick or sum lmao 😭

[tamlinweek]

Tamlin Week Master List: Day 5

Fanfiction

Family Ties (Gen Tamlin) by @shi-daisy

A marriage of Spring and Autumn (Tamlin/Eris) by @umthisistheonlyusernamenottaken

The body of a High Lord belongs to his court (Tamlin/Lucien/Elain) by @lorcandidlucienwill (AO3 link)

courting the apocalypse (Tamlin/Lucien, Tamlin/Rhysand, Tamlin/Feyre) by @mathiwrites (AO3 link)

lovely and lonely: interim ii (Tamlin/Lucien) by @praetorqueenreyna (AO3 link)

Seeing Red (Tamlin/Feyre) by @songofthesibyl (AO3 link)

Delusional (Tamlin/Reader) by @thelov3lybookworm

Masks (Tamlin & Lucien) by @duaghterofstories (AO3 link)

A Love So Sordid and True (Tamlin/Rhysand's sister) by @booksnwriting (AO3 link)

Marry Me (Tamlin/Lucien) by @achaotichuman (AO3 link)

The Sprite and the Shifter (Tamlin/Female OC) by @thisblogisaboutabook (AO3 link)

The Night We Met (Tamlin/Reader) by @mirandasidefics (AO3 link)

Shapeshifter (Tamlin/Nesta) by @foxcort

Fanart

Puppy face Tamlin (Gen Tamlin) by @szalonykasztan00

Amarantha's death (Tamlin & Amarantha) by @taymartiart

Shapeshifting comic (Tamlin/Rhysand) by @fourteentrout

Tam-cat (plus wormlin) (Gen Tamlin) by @arson-09

Shifting to relax (Tamlin/Lucien) by @goddessofwisdom18

Why were masks part of the curse? (Gen Tamlin) by @copypastus

Beast Tamlin (Gen Tamlin) by @thrumugnyr

Coloring Pages

Beast Tamlin + post-war fic (Tamlin/Lucien/Elain) by @elliemarchetti

Miscellaneous

Baby Tamlin headcanon (Gen Tamlin) by @wingsdippedingold

A solemn parting between friends (Tamlin & Andras) by @rin-u-pos

Dahlias (Gen Tamlin) by @sonics-atelier

Behind the mask (Gen Tamlin) by @sonics-atelier

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #tamlin #pro tamlin #tamcien #tamsand #feylin #tamlin/oc #lucien vanserra #rhysand #feyre archeron #tamlin week #tamlinweek #tamlin week 2024 #tamlinweek2024 #master list #masterlist #day 5 #day 5 masterlist #day 5 master list

[glubby-guppiez]

*Random TMNT 2012 (mainly side characters) hc's bcuz hyperfixation

*(this is the best divider to ever exist btw)

*TW's and stuff: Spoilers for TMNT 2012 ofc, mentions of gender dysphoria and trans related insecurity, transphobia, accidental arson, bullying, manipulation, ptsd, also the tone of the headcanons shift randomly also also typing quirk

*Chris Bradford is trans. )(e did a full transition, he did hormones, voice training, top and bottom surgery, a few different surgeries to make him look/feel more masculine, all the bells and whistles, even went the extra mile to do procedures to hide his surgery scars. )(e's closeted and does about everything in his power to make sure no one even question that he was assigned female at birth because he's scared of his social image of being the great macho man, Chris Bradford, crumbling.

*Leo mainly or solely uses fandom and fanfic socials like Wattpad, AO3, Amino, Tumblr, and maybe Twitter. She mainly interacts with Space )(eroes and Crognard The Barbarian fan posts and shows a special interest in gender swap aus.

*Later on, post show with Muckman's help the mutants are actually able to freely walk around humans without them completely flipping out and starting a mob to witch hunt after them.

*Speaking of walking around humans, Napoleon and the frogs down in Louisiana are considered local urban legend and humans get really excited when they spot the frogs in the woods.

*Dr. Rockwell is a very big coffee enjoyer and used to secretly steal coffee from the nearby shops around the mighty mutanimals hideout and on the rare occasion when someone caught him and called him out he would always use the excuse of the shops being owned by big corporations.

*Don Visioso is a deadbeat father of 5. )(e also has had multiple wives and many divorces.

*Mondo Gecko will call people posers if he's jealous enough of them.

*Ivan Steranko is also trans but has only had hrt and face masculinizing surgery and refuses to get top and bottom surgery.

*Anton Zeck is incredibly smart and performed extremely well in high school and even got free scholarships for how well he did.

*Shinigami is a big video game nerd and will geek out if anyone mentions one of the games she plays.

*The reason Anton hated the mutant name Mikey gave him at first is because it either sounds a lot like or straight up is a nickname old bullies of him gave in order to make fun of him.

*Premutation, Chris acts transphobic towards Xever (despite Xever being cis) out of jealousy and insecurity.

*Baxter Stockman is either a gay aroace trans mspec nonbinary man or a cishet ally. No in-between.

*Mini April cluster!!!:

*April has a deep love for literature and writes poetry in her spare time.

*She almost burned down the culinary class in her school once.

*She's questioning aroace.

*She felt extra empathy for Muckman because he reminded her of Kirby a little bit.

*She likes to hide stickers around the lair whenever has them on her person.

*She thoroughly enjoys having long conversations with each of the individual turtles. (It's her favorite way to spend time with anyone tbh)

*April does eventually take some time to properly learn Japanese and becomes pretty decent at speaking and reading it.

*)(er and Donnie often like to geek out together whenever they find anything new about aliens (both species they haven't seen yet and ones they know well like the kraang).

*End of the mini April cluster!!!

*Kirby O'Neil is a pretty decent cook. That man can make a mean chicken stew.

*Shinigami actually owns multiple cats. 2 ragdoll, 1 sphinx, 1 Persian, and 3 British shorthairs (I could name them all, but I don't wanna). Also, the majority of them are black cats. She feeds strays, too.

*The last headcanon is much to Karai's dismay because she is somewhat allergic. She gets headaches, her skin gets slightly irritated and she gets the sniffles if she's around cats for too long.

*Casey's younger sister wants to be a hair stylist when she grows up, so Jones let's her do his hair every once in a while and he flexes it to every one at the lair like: "Oh? My hair? Yeah, my sister did it for me. Pretty metal, what she did with it, right?"

*Tigerclaw is the only Foot Clan member to not bully Baxter Stockman.

*Someone manipulated and lied to Alopex in order to make her hate and hunt down her brother.

*After season 4, Baxter Stockman leaves New York and takes over Stockman Industries. (If you're unaware of what that is, it's on billboards that the turtles pass throughout the show the most notable appearance being in the ending scene of the final season 4 episode, 'Owari'.)

*Slash deep down still misses The Newtralizer.

*Leatherhead kind of freaks out (apologies for the bad wording) when someone fully wraps their arms around his neck when hugging him because it reminds him of the restraints the Kraang put him in.

*Pigeon Pete learns how to bake so he can make his own bread.

*The turtles get a Wii (or whatever the universes equivalent is).

*Mondo Gecko gets an old Xbox and plays Tony )(awk games, Bully, and Twisted Metal on it.

*Ivan and Anton actually move out to New Jersey post show.

*Alr, that's all for now, toodles!!!

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt #tmnt headcanons #tmnt 2012 headcanons #aw shit now I gotta tag all the characters yay #chris bradford #xever montes #baxter stockman #tigerclaw tmnt #hamato leonardo #hamato michelangelo #hamato donatello #hamato raphael #oroku karai #tmnt shinigami #ivan steranko #anton zeck #mondo gecko #april o'neil #kirby o'neil #casey jones #leatherhead #slash tmnt #dr rockwell #pigeon pete #napoleon bonafrog #The Newtralizer #alopex #don visioso #muckman

[confusedhomicidalrage]

Give me some of your eli headcanons :3

uh...general head canons or just-- eh?

Here:

Intersex, Demi-boy and Aroace cuz yeah (Kind of feel like he's Aroace cuz he's too focused on he who walks behind the rows for love)

He's autistic and has ADHD, and gets super excited whenever someone asks him about corn or he who walks behind the rows (he stims either by murder, arson or just shaking random objects that are often corn related)

Eli gets cold REALLY easily, and literally buries himself into the blankets so much, it looks like the stuff you made when sneaking out and wanting to make your parents believe you're still at home

He really likes it when people play with his hair, cuz it's actually quite fluffy

He prays literally before anything. Dinner? Pray. Class? Pray. Literally even before church? Pray.

He can actually speak Latin (because I said so, and because I feel like the magic corn bible would be in Latin or something, it makes sense to me)

He loves cats and dogs equally, and is very confused about why there is a war between dog people and cat people

Tries to act like he hates affection, but will bask in it if offered to him

#eli porter #children of the corn urban harvest #headcanons #Take it or leave it.

[aimasup]

If you’re still doing requests, can you do your interpretation of Y/N x Commander Peepers?

Can't think of any doodles so woe, text headcanons upon ye:

I imagine it takes place far, far post-finale, when Peepers has a support system that isn't the soldiers he abuses and his room has only one piece of Hater merchandise

Awkward phase at first where he's just stiff and kinda rude

Whether or not you live together, this guy ends up doing practically everything for you wtf.

He finishes all the chores, he cooks and randomly surprises you with treats, he holds your stuff, he helps you get dressed, fans you on a hot day, comforts you during a sad movie, etc.

The schedules. He's more than happy to make a chore schedule with you if you want. He keeps track of both your work hours and plans ahead. You have never been more on time for every appointment. He fucking loves schedules.

Dates are so goddamn romantic with this tiny eyeball, he keeps a list of the little things he knows you like

He has workaholic tendencies but post-finale would probably do self-care more. So don't worry about him being too stressed; a.) he has you b.) he works because he genuinely likes being busy.

It's not that he's a stick in the mud, his work-to-play ratio is just different. So you're both kinda doing your own things but he likes having you to fall back on.

Self-care can range from meditation to spa days to clubbing to dismantling the nearby government through orderly chaos and arson

Compliments melt him. So do kisses. He nuzzles you it's great

What he considers polite in public is not robbing the place when he feels like it. You decide if this is a pro or con

Not big on PDA, shoots anyone who asks about it funny

Clingy. This guy scales you like a cat tree just to sit on your shoulders or chest sometimes. Holds on to your legs just waiting to attack anyone being weird

If he wants cuddles he just rams his head into whatever body part you have is closest to him. Mostly hands or chest, for pets. With his helmet on he has stabbed you more than twice. Also very demanding about it, to save face

You both can talk about your interests for hours. Volume control doesn't matter when you're both just excited about shit

If you decide to get married maybe you'll hear the watchdogs say something along the lines of 'holy crap I always thought the only way the commander's getting married is to a royal held at gunpoint'. and you think 'what the hell did this guy used to do for a living'

you'll know eventually don't worry

Cons:

He has a tendency to deflect his issues, mostly onto you or someone else, or downplay his emotions.

He's too blunt sometimes, insulting the things he doesn't understand about you

He criticises your choices often because he's still getting used to not being the smartest in the room

Easily jealous, possessive occasionally. I know some people see this as hot or cute but he's yelled at a passerby for being indecent when they weren't even looking at you, send help

Being a former planetary conqueror with insane power kind of downsizes problems in the face of vast space.

So if you have mental health issues or something like that, he'll comfort and help you, in the sense that he's looking to solve the problem fast as possible instead of letting you ride out your feelings

He is at least a problem solver, though, so if you talk to him about these things then yes, he will listen and try to be better

#my post #woy #wander over yonder #commander peepers #y/n #x reader #headcanons #long post

[ysp4r4lys1s]

HEADCANONS ON TICCI TOBY [💥🪓]

-transmask

-he/they

-maybe gay but with internal homophobia bc he hates his father (still)

-hates being called Rogers and Ticci Toby

-really big daddy issues so i think he sees in Tim father figure

-easily addicted

-he has schizotypal personality disorder, not schizophrenia

-and also anxiety with paranoia

-really traumatized.

-arson arson arson

-dog boy? cat boy? both.

-likes raccoons and possums

-he really likes nature so he usually goes for a walk in forests at night

-he has tics and stutters only when he's anxious

-has nightmares and really bad sleep

-maybe has problems with eating so thats why he is so thin

-wears only baggy clothes even if its summer

-always trying to cover his hands because of scars and bite marks

-bites himself during panic attacks because this is how he comes to his senses

-a big fun of nuggets . like . really .

-acts toxicly and aggressively with people that he dont like and he dont cover it

-he can say "fuck you" and call you the most disgusting words that he knows purely because he doesnt like you

-really chaotic

-always has a kind of first aid kit with himself because he always get in troubles

-i think he hate being touched if its not his close "social circle"

-but he has really small close social circle. and maybe he always had problems with getting new friends

-everyone called him "freak" and "strange" because of his mental and family problems

#I LOVE THIS BOY :(( #and relate to him #bc im litteraly him yk :] #creepypasta #ticcy toby #tobias rogers #headcanon #creepypasta headcanon #my hcs #creepypasta hcs #creepypasta ticci toby #creepypasta toby

[hello-im-not-a-possum]

Vlad Masters/Plasmius headcanons because why the fuck not:

-He has journals full of ghost studies as well as case study notes of his own experiences as a halfa safely locked away in his mansion somewhere. (The halfa journals are organized from least-traumatizing experiences and learned knowledge to most traumatizing experiences and learned knowledge.).

-Before the reunion, he had a loathe-hate relationship with himself. In his mind he's a monster *with* his ghost half, but he's nothing without it.

-Enjoys committing easy-to-clean-up/cover-up arson from time to time.

-All the Packers merch in his mansion is more insured than the mansion itself.

-He hates being inside hospitals.

-While he and Skulker have a mostly professional ghost-hunting-ghost-hitman-and-frequent-hirer/weapon-supplier relationship, they occasionally go normal hunting together every other week and bitch about the woes of their perspective lovelives (or lack of one) over drinks.

-As someone who shares a mansion with the dairy king, Vlad tends to use a lot of dairy products in his cooking.

Sam: Grabbing herself some mashed potatoes

Danny: Wait! Don't eat those! Vlad made them!

Sam: Are they poisoned?!

Danny: No, but its Vlad, the secret ingredient in his cooking is at least six sticks of butter and an entire ball of mozzarella.

-If his feelings for Jack Fenton could be summed up in two songs they would be "Wolf in sheep's clothing" (Set It Off) transitioning to "Want you Gone" (Portal 2).

-More of a ghost-core hc than strictly a Vlad hc but Ice and Fire cores naturally repel each other.

-Ghost halves of halfas don't age naturally like the human halves do, so Vlad's ghost form requires constant upkeep to keep it to stay the way it looks. (His more 'natural' ghost form is equal parts unsettling and sad to look at. Something that would only be shown if Danny Phantom leaned more into pg-13 horror instead of action.)

-His cat bites/bats at his ponytail.

#vlad masters #vlad plasmius #danny phantom

[selineram3421]

🔥Arson Cat List🔥

*Completely for fun and the love of cats. Gif is the power of arson cat.*

Headcanons

Alastor X Reader: Arson Cat

Alastor X Human Reader

Alastor Finding The Merch

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Oneshots

Light It Up!

A Cat's Attention

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Art

Arson Cat #1

Arson Cat #2

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Extra

First tag

Arson Cat's Owner: Reader

Just for Fun

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Fun note! You can ask for arson cat in your request.

#arson cat #arson cat is the best cat #tw arson #arson cat headcanons #arson cat oneshot #arson cat art #art #art appreciation #fanfic #x reader #alastor x reader #a is for arson

[apersonwholikeslotus]

i’d commit arson for some of your beautiful brain to throw up some Turkey headcanons. he’s my blorbo <3

First off Anon, i would die for you. Second i will try my best, though i don't have much bc i don't think about him much even tho i probably should think about him more with how much i think about Byzantine.

in modern days he's just got the Fun Uncle Vibes(TM)

Like, will buy an underage kid alcohol for shits and giggles

Couch surfs the Balkans, they all want him to get out, he will not.

Refuses to attend meetings in Vienna he knows Poland will be at bc if he does the whole time Feliks will just "heyy didn't i beat your ass here once :)"

Super religious, like it surprises a lot of people how dedicated he actually is.

Killed Sweden once way back during the days of Byzantine, he doesn't think about it too often. Björn thinks about it a little too much.

To be 100% honest didn't think about the whole 'destroying the last of the Roman empire' thing for a long time. Bigger stuff to worry about.

Then Romulus decided to start haunting him, yipee.

(high key waiting to have to fight a romance country or Greece to the death for the Rome thing, thinks it'd be fun honestly :\)

doesn't officially have any pets but does feed every stray cat and dog within a five mile radius of his house. He makes rounds.

Not a hc but once i watched a panel with a Kievan-Rus cosplayer who said "my kids can marry whoever they want except for Mongolia or Turkey they killed me and my husband, screw them" and it lives rent free in my head.

#aph turkey #hws turkey #hetalia #apersonwithsomeanswers

[arsonistcatnip]

Meow!! Ofur here!! :33

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Genshin Impact (especially the Fatui Harbingers)

Homestuck (no Epilogues or HS^2)

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[officialgleamstar]

Screw it...

Gonna give Jodie some neo pronouns, because I can :P

Time to ramble about ideas, sorry!!

So the idea of Jodie learning about Neopronouns and liking the idea of them. But being like. "I can't use them. Cool for others but I cant." But secretly tries some on itself (first one :3)

He happened to enjoy It/Its, for both more angst brainrot reasons, that ends with it accepting itself, and also just because it/its are just amazing pronouns.

Flame also happened to enjoy fla/flame/flames as pronouns because demon and arson is just demon trait ig?

Enjoyed Fang/Fang/Fangselfs as well.

Fang also enjoyed some more cat-like pronouns (purr/purrs/purrself and cat/cat/catself)

Does cat tell anybody? No of course not. Purr is a fucking pussy (ha) who won't tell people anything about flameself.

Anyways. He/They/It/Flame/Fang/Purr/Cat Jodie because I also use all of those pronouns. (As I myself am an all/any pronouns girlyboy)

Anyways. That's all, unless I have more neopronouns hcs of other characters.

Firstly, never apologize for a Jodie ramble, you know I adore it :3 Secondly -

RAAAAHHHH YES YES YES I LOVE WHEN CHARACTERS USE NOUNSELF PRONOUNS RELATED TO THEIR THEMING FHDKDHDJDHDJ OOGH … FLA/FLAME JODIE … based

AND I do share the it/its Jodie headcanon, also for. Angst but also positive reasons HFKDHSKDHDK I can definitely see Jodie very callously using it for himself when he first realizes his demon self, some lingering bitterness and longing for his human life. However, as time goes on, it embraces the demonic more and calling itself “it” goes from a place of anger to acceptance and embracing this less human and more beastial side of himself :]

Also oh my god LITTLE KITTY CAT NEOS. YOU ARE TARGETING ME FHDKSHSKDHDJ YESSSSSSSSSS OH MY GOD YEAH. MY MEOW MEOW CATGIRL WIFE WHO IS A TWICE DIVORCED FATHER

I do agree that Jodie really. Would not. Share any of this fhdksgdkfh Jodie is just a private and also severely hung up dude. It has never let itself have a break in its life :’) my beloved

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[white-poppie]

Pop Pop! (that's my nickname for you, if that's alright witcha)

*cleats throat* i would like to make a request if i can.

can you write some platonic baji keisuke headcanons with a bestie who is also his partner in crime? i just want some chaotic x chaotic menaces to society hcs😈

MENACE!

A/N: Omg Pop pop! That's so cute (｡T ω T｡)🤎. I'll call you...Saki saki then (that one song ifykyk)

Characters: (Platonic) Baji Keisuke x reader Genre: FLUFF

Now think of the Dynamic this way: Baji AND Nobara from JJK!

You guys are literally the most unhinged people in the world and TBH I would literally not even be in the same building as you.

Baji and Chifuyu actually give the vibe of besties; you and Baji look like siblings at times.

This guy is menacing and scary, he is not afraid of getting hurt, but holy; if you get hurt even the slightest...some cars are getting burnt tonight.

Speaking of burnt...ARSON PLAYDATES! (Yep, that's a thing, according to him.)It is so fun to watch the heart rise while you two chuckle like Joker and Harley.

He invites you to his house and his mother absolutely loves you, but at the same time she asks you to urge him to study because she is just so concerned 😓.

I headcanon him as someone whose love language is gift-giving, so he buys the most random things for you. Comics, brass knuckles, hair ties, cat ears???

Also, he tells EVERYTHING that goes on between you and him to Kazutora. --Your crush on Mitsuya? Kazu knows. Are you skipping a class? Kazu knows. The time when you tried to subtly fart? Kazu KNOWS.

He is the kind of guy is who’s the only response to any kind of insult is“YoUr MoM.”

You: “Baji you look like shit.”  Baji: “jOe MAmA” *insert windshield wiper laugh* You: "What if someone said that to your mom?" Baji:

That's what I thought :/

Also you two have a secret joke. So every time Draken walks past the two of you, you two start laughing like hyenas and poor Kenny is so confused.

Baji: Oi do you know Draken? You: ...Baji No... Baji: DRAKEN DEEZ NUTS-

One time you and Baji set fire to a car with people still inside...no one got hurt, but the two of you got scolded by a very naked couple in the middle of the road.

You have scratch marks from Peke J all over you.

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[monin1ca]

Haloween Headcanons

Word count: 761 Warnings: Duelists being idiots, viper done with valorant protocol, cursing, brainrot, not proofread… It never is

Superduper excited about the event: Jett, Raze, Phoenix, Astra, Skye

It’s no surprise why I put these people… They (By ‘they’ I mean Jett, Raze, and Phoenix) have the most childish personality and really enjoy events like this. Astra and Skye are really avid enjoyers of the event mostly because they love the candy,,, I headcanon that all these people have a sweet tooth!! Fight with the wall if you disagree👊. They (again Jett, Raze, and Phoenix) also are the ones who force Brimstone to allow them to make a party and give some funds to buy a shit ton of candy. Poor Brimstone had to agree begrudgingly; the young duelists surely would’ve committed arson if he didn't

Costumes : Jett - Cat Costume (matching with Phoenix) Raze - Dressed as Alice from Alice in Wonderland Phoenix - Dog Costume (matching with Jett) Astra - Dressed up as Harley Quinn ( Jett thinks she fits the bill ) Skye - Though she’s not American, she dressed up as Rosie the Riveter (She does the pose alot btw.. Its canon Im riot/j)

Is excited but hides it: Neon, Yoru, Sage, Reyna

Neon reminisces about her Halloween experience back in the Philippines and smiles thinking about it. She stopped going out to celebrate Halloween with friends when she turned into college and believes now is the chance to relive her memories. Yoru tries to keep his cool demeanor but fails when he smiles softly, remembering his times with his buddies trashing neighboring houses in high school. Sage, on the other hand, has never really experienced Halloween; she was simply too busy when she was younger. I headcanon that she lived in a more rural part of China, so events like Halloween were quite rare. And for Reyna? Well, she celebrated it because of her younger sister; she too has many fond memories of Halloween. Though, it feels so bittersweet knowing that she may not celebrate Halloween again with her sister.

Costumes : Neon - Dressed up as The Flash as a joke Yoru - DID NOT WANT TO WEAR ANYTHING,,, Was forced into wearing a Bunny headband (was supposed to match with Jett and Phoenix) Sage - Dressed up as Mulan since she (somewhat) relates to her Reyna - Dressed up as a Queen, wearing a long red slightly puffy dress with bold red makeup

Indifferent about it, but supports the other agents: Brimstone, Sova, Cypher, Kay/O, Omen, Fade, Chamber.

These people probably have experienced it once or twice and never really had an opinion on it. Probably by-standers in the party, wearing a simple costume but never really stood out. They also helped decorate the headquarters and help set the mood for the rest. Nonetheless, I think their opinion on Halloween might change once they celebrate it with their newfound family.

Costumes:

Brimstone - Wore a simple Pirate Costume. Sova - Has a small wolf ear headband and small tail Cypher - Wears a Devil costume, and has the trident(??) thing too! Kay/O - His body IS the costume Omen - Has similar cat ears to Jett Fade - Two words. Witch Costume. Chamber - Evil Priest Costume with Blood all over his costume (may or may not be real), claims to punish the sinful people.

Hates the event/Simply too busy: Viper and Killjoy

Viper just hates the idea of mingling for the reason of dressing up, she thinks it’s pointless. But she does like scaring other people, so she kinda wanders around the party scaring people. For Killjoy, she again thinks it is kinda pointless, and she's simply too busy, but she still goes when she has time.

Costume: Viper - Not a costume but wears vampire teeth Killjoy - Probably dresses up as a character that has an inside joke in Germany, and no one understands

Is in jail: Breach

About this man, can u not stay out of jail my dude???… HE'S GODDAMN GREEDY!! STOLE 10KG WORTH OF CANDY ??? LIKE BRO U EARN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND STILL REFUSED TO BUY CANDY???. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FIRST CATEGORY BUT GOT MAD AT BRIMSTONE FOR BEING SO STINGY WITH THE MONEY; OUT OF SPITE, HE STOLE CANDY. Got beaten up by Brimstone when got released

Costume: Breach - Thief costume or a King Costume (ironic, I know)

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[beehindblueeyes]

Hi! I have a random question, are there any general headcanons that are shared by the fan base that you like or dislike with the Shadow Boys?

How much time you got? Shekskskka

I’m not aware of to to many headcanons that are shared by the fandom. Most that are shared(that I’ve seen) are X reader related and I’ve already expressed it’s not really my deal. One’s that aren’t, that I’ve seen generally shared- I’m unfortunately not a fan of for the most part

Scaredy-cat Finney (honorary shadow boy)

Literally loathe this one. Not only does it babify him but it also actively goes against what we see of him in the movie? He’s a pretty fucking brave kid from what he faces at school and in the basement. How it takes him till the very last minute to fully break down and cry. “Tough kids” like Vance and Robin broke down like everyone else.

momma’s boy Vance

I have a complicated relationship with this one. I think he did have a good relationship with his Mom but the way people use it to? Basically ignore how he acts/who he is I’m not quite a fan of. I agree he has a softer side, we all do. But to strip away that anger? No. (Not to mention saying mommas boy has a negative connotation but I don’t think people realise?)

Pretty boy

Speaking of not realising the meaning behind phrases. Not a fan on this being used in ships, mainly brance. It was a insult!! It’s a very 2020s thing to use pretty in relation to a guy. But this is a me thing- I’m very time period oriented (like as a joke or huff moment sure but as a compliment/flirt? Not necessarily idk)

Two kinds of boys sort of bad

*cough*Reddie treatment *cough* I just… the way the fandom treats the boys a lot of the time doesn’t sit right with me. Like people have never met 13 year old boys before- they’re the most annoying people you met in your life and it’s just not coming across. They’re heavily babified by the fandom. Uber soft, Uber cry baby or clingy or gentle. I’m - im not a fan. God if anything they should be trying to hard to seem tough (Vance and robin demonstrate this. They are tough but they also heavily put on a act- mainly Vance) and then when people do make them “bad boy” it’s sort of missing the point/idea behind it. Idk people don’t right them like a bunch of young boys. It’s messy and not as marketable I guess

Sunshine/sunshine protector

See above.

Hyper modern ones

Like those headcanons that feel like they’re for a modern au but the Op doesn’t specify. I’ve already said but this is a personal thing as I really like time period and staying to it when it comes to my own work.

Ones I like-

I don’t want this post to be all negative or seem like I’m tearing peoples opinions apart so here’s a few I absolutely love.

Griffin is a menace

It makes me laugh I like it. I like the idea of him being the weird kid that ate paste or bit a kid over a game one time. (Arson and actual law breaking is a bit to far but I love weird kid griffin)

Finney was the one to braid Gwens hair

It’s just cute! I can imagine their dad getting frustrated and calling Finn in to try one morning before school not long after their mom died and Finn nails it. He did it ever since

The pinball machine is out of order after Vance’s death

Sad and makes me think. I like it as a symbolic thing like it just so happens to break down more so it on purpose but the idea of the shop keeper having quarters waiting for the next game never to happen 🥲

The grabber can’t cook. (Bonus)

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