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fornshinoyaz · 10 months

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(ó﹏ò｡) YRM. STAR ★ ☆ WASEDA UNI PROFILES ! !

> ♡ ̷ m. list / next. ֵ ꩜

about them !

> ★ ̷ TOBIO KAGEYAMA: oh, where do ii start. a bit of a problem. read his bio. devoted to 1 thing & 1 thing only - volleyball (cheating). before his life became volleyball, he was a guitarist. childhood friends with hinata. thats probs why hinata still tolerates him. he likes thinks to think he’s changed since y’all broke up (he hasn’t). speaking of you, he can’t believe he’s still blocked on ur phone lol. seemingly unbothered. caught up in his own world. for whatever reason, when you come back around, he can’t seem to leave you alone.

> ★ ̷ SHOYO HINATA: golden retriever boy. it’s him & his bike against the world fr. insanely popular on yt. his fan girls are literally insane. whenever he links w/ kenma twt goes crazy. for someone so heavily invested in vball, he always on twt. just silly. loves tobio but he loves you more.

> ★ ̷ WAKATOSHI USHIJIMA: funniest person alive. that’s bcs everything he says is literal. he also takes everything literal. misses social quos sometimes. vball is his life tbh. confident. cutie, but only with you. drops random drops of wisdom that should help change tobio’s ways but it doesn’t. if you weren’t enough, why would ushijima be?

> ★ ̷ MIYA ATSUMU: the better twin in his opinion tbh. his opinion rly dont mean much. lies for fun, just cus. #2 instigator. makes fun of literally EVERYONE, even in their darkest moments. makes it fairly obvious he doesn’t fw tobio anymore. but they’re teammates so he’ll act accordingly. loves the competition. went viral on tiktok for being hot. took your side in the break up.

> ★ ̷ SUNA RINTAROU: antisocial dickhead. he’s just a smartass to be a smartass. messy. guitarist & singer. one of the closest friends to tobio. he was a lot worse before he met you. you’re the only one he rlly, truly gives a fuck abt. when the news came out, he was about to beat tobio tf up. he def took your side. but u didn’t want to come between their friendship. it was never truly the same after what he did.

> ★ ̷ MIYA OSAMU: quit volleyball to open an onigiri shop. was forced to get twitter by his twin. he loves food. still plays vball occasionally, but only to beat his brother. not as apart of the gc, simply bcs he doesnt give a fuck. however it is important to know, he took tobio’s side.

> ★ ̷ YUMA MATSUDA: the middle child of the matsudas. puppy in human form. the best big brother u could ask for. he never liked tobio for you. then when you broke up, oh it was oooveeer. yuma is incredibly petty && cussed him out as soon as heard what happened. all his respect was gone. slowly, he’s been able to tone it down. they are teammates & all. but he’s not apart of the boys gc now, to stop coming there being anymore beef. you could careless ab tobio’s comfort.

> ★ ̷ ALL CRIMINAL NO MIND🔦: gc featuring kageyama, ushijima, hinata, osamu, atsumu, and suna.

> ★ ̷ waseda boys🏐: the bigger gc that’s barely used featuring tobio, hinata, ushijima, osamu, yuma, atsumu, and suna.

#hq fluff #suna rintarou #miya atsumu #miya osamu #ushijima wakatoshi #hinata shoyo #kageyama tobio #haikyuu smau #haikyuu smau series #hq tobio x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines

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pavo-ocxllus · 2 years

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𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨, 𝐢𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥?

𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡… what sports would the haikyuu!! boys do besides volleyball? 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠… all the haikyuu!! boys (at least the ones who are relevant enough to be on these hcs lol) 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠… literally no volleyball 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬… none…? i guess lack of x reader content here since that's what i normally do idk 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐭… i sacrifice aesthetics in order for tumblr not to crash on me every time i type a single character. also i rant too much abt sports since i'm a nerd.

𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝.

↳ HINATA (def a sprinter), inuoka, koganegawa (hurdler??), HOSHIUMI, suga (gives me 800m vibes for some reason), komi, tendou, LEV (did the 3200m aka 2 mile run for some reason... rlly bad mistake), TERUSHIMA (gets dusted by everybody else), tanaka, KYOTANI (hurdles?), kawanishi, kawatabi

𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝.

↳ komori (idk he just gives me pole vault vibes lol), TANAKA (def in shotput idc what anyone says), NOYA (probs high jump), BOKUTO, HOSHIUMI, aran, konoha, washio, lev, YAMAMOTO, NUMAI, kyotani

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥.

↳ KUROO (have you seen him??), aran, omimi, daisho, FUTAKUCHI, suna (??), kageyama (tho i don't think he'd actually enjoy it HAHA), matsun, washio, tendou, lev, hyakuzawa, GAO (if he didn't it would be a waste of 80 inches), terushima, kenma (wii e-sports) tsukishima (also probs wouldn’t enjoy it either lol), yamaguchi, kuguri (??), KINDAICHI, kunimi, asahi, KAWANISHI, hiroo (looks like tatsuya from knb tbh)

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥.

↳ IWAIZUMI (i mean those arms-), osamu (literally only bc of his onigiri miya hat), moniwa, komori, BOKUTO, suga, akaashi, kinoshita (i actually hc he played baseball in middle school), akagi (gives me pitcher vibes), matsun, terushima, kenma (wii e-sports), YAMAMOTO, yamaguchi (for some reason), kunimi, watari

𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥.

↳ ATSUMU (literally your standard jock), osamu, iwaizumi, KAMASAKI, daichi, bokuto, tanaka, AONE (made for the sport), washio, nishinoya, YAMAMOTO, NUMAI, sasaya, moniwa (peer pressure), reon, semi, kita-ish, asahi (also peer pressure, except no one rlly did anything tbh)

𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞.

↳ kuroo (idk he just seems like the type for some reason-), sakusa, ATSUMU, kamasaki, bokuto (has no clue about the rules whatsoever), ennoshita, USHIJIMA, kita, kai, tsukki, sasaya, onaga

𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬.

↳ SUGA (weirdly competitive and intense), AKAASHI, sakusa, kinoshita, ennoshita, narita, ushijima, OIKAWA, kageyama, makki, kai, YAKU (also weirdly aggressive), lev (actually, fully sucks at it), goshiki, kenma (wii e-sports + maybe table) tsukki, YAMAGUCHI, sarukui, SHIBAYAMA

𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝/𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨.

↳ KAGEYAMA (totally not because of free!!), sasaya, narita, kuroo (oozes out water polo vibes for some reason), AKAASHI, SAKUSA, goshiki, atsumu, osamu, FUTAKUCHI, TSUKKI, kunimi, kindaichi, sakunami, SEMI-ish, hirugami, kita, OIKAWA, sarukui, onaga, daisho, shirabu, shibayama

𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫/𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥

↳ DAICHI (probs played soccer since he was like five), suga, iwaizumi, atsumu, osamu, HINATA, NUMAI, watari (it’s his hair), reon, hirugami, oikawa, onaga, NAKASHIMA, teshiro, riseki, hayato, shibayama, yahaba, IKEJIRI

𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲 (𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐜𝐞.)

↳ ATSUMU, OSAMU (probably always tries to hit each other with the stick, or worse, the hockey puck), iwaizumi, sasaya, terushima, bokuto, onagawa, AONE, asahi (intimidated by the puck) fukunaga,

𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 <𝟑

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dinosaurtsukki · 3 years

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haikyuu!! team christmas parties

a/n: this is a suuuuper late christmas-themed post because it was kinda crazy here but i hope you guys enjoy these headcanons of how christmas parties are like with the teams

karasuno:

a very chaotic yet very festive christmas party

nishinoya and hinata especially are very excited for it you could tell by the way they hum christmas songs in the locker room

naturally sugawara suggests holding a christmas party in his house but the only one he sends invitations to is tsukishima because he's the likeliest one to back out

in fact, sugawara probably sends an invitation to tsukishima's house every single day and at this point both akiteru and his mom are anticipating 'kei's first christmas party with friends'

hinata was too excited that he was there at sugawara's house two hours early but they spent a lot of time decorating the entire place

yamaguchi was there just as early because he thought it would be polite and he even brought a box of chocolates for sugawara's family

all of them also decided to do a secret santa gift exchange to make things fun and so they wouldn't have to give everyone gifts

the only ones who gave everyone gifts though were asahi (HE MADE UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE) and yachi who gave everyone some cookies that she baked

everyone mentally thanked kiyoko for getting yachi as assistant manager

ennoshita's secret santa was tanaka and because he knew that ennoshita has been wanting a starbuck's planner, he enlisted noya's help in getting one

did this mean they both chugged 12 starbucks drinks all by themselves in one day? yeah pretty much

when ennoshita got his gift everyone understood why tanaka and noya were extra hyper that day

kageyama also got tsukishima as his secret santa

tsukki actually tried to exchange with yamaguchi but daichi caught him and said that there were no exchanges

he was also planning to get kageyama a plastic tiara as a gift but daichi also caught him (is2g he's everywhere)

eventually tsukishima settled on giving kageyama a volleyball cause he couldn't go wrong with that

kageyama was actually really happy with the gift but kinda pissed that it came from tsukishima of all people so he was just kinda squinting at tsukishima wondering what to say

anyway they didn't fight that's a christmas miracle

yamaguchi got daichi's name for the secret santa and gifted him a coupon for a free spa visit

daichi has a new favorite child

jk yamaguchi has always been his favorite child

hinata actually got KIYOKO to give a gift too and he was anxious for an entire week worrying about what to give her

he ended up asking natsu for advice and then gifting kiyoko a cute little phone charm

she thought it was sweet and still keeps it to this day

seijoh:

oikawa already had a group chat for a christmas party when december started hanamaki and matsukawa spammed it with memes and santa emojis for the first two weeks

finally when they got around to planning, iwaizumi offered to hold the party at his house

surprisingly, the earliest one there was kyoutani because ofc he's helping his senpai set up

imagine the both of them trimming the christmas tree i'm jlgkjalg

kyoutani even brought his own christmas decorations (they're little dogs with santa hats on them)

kindaichi and kunimi were next to come in and they brought a little gingerbread house that they made themselves

y'all oikawa came in last because of 'traffic' but iwaizumi's like 'bullshit, you live next door'

he was late because he was watching the doctor who christmas special

matsukawa and hanamaki are of course in charge of all the party games that last throughout the night

they have a newspaper dance game and they intentionally paired up oikawa and kyoutani

they were the first ones to lose the game because kyoutani wouldn't come a foot near oikawa and that's about how wide their newspaper was

iwaizumi and kindaichi easily won but kindaichi was flustered that iwaizumi carried him bridal-style

you can bet they also brought karaoke and yahaba surprised everyone with his rendition of 'all i want for christmas is you'

also matsukawa and hanamaki did a really good duet of 'baby it's cold outside'

oikawa wanted to make a speech about his friends being his family and them being his best christmas gift ever but hanamaki stopped him

oikawa ended up giving one anyway when the party ended up going on until much later and everyone cried

everyone except kyoutani who was wondering why everyone was crying until he realized that iwaizumi was going abroad for uni

shiratorizawa:

these guys are so close that they just had to have a christmas party together

goshiki ofc volunteered his own house and was deadset on making it the best christmas ever for his senpais

except tendou may have told him that ushijima's favorite decorations were mistletoe so ofc goshiki hung mistletoe ever

the funny thing is ushijima DOES like mistletoe. he thinks its classy and simple but he doesn't know about the kissing thing

meanwhile shirabu and tendou are on the side wondering if they should tell either of them

semi lost some kind of bet (probs with shirabu and kawanishi) and now he has to dress up as santa claus for some reason

lmao angry santa semi i love it already

tendou made some handmade chocolate truffles and half of them are delicious but the other half have a piece of onion in the middle

but the delicious ones are like REALLY delicious so everyone plays this sort of russian roulette game with tendou's chocolate truffles

semi kept on getting the onion truffles until reon felt bad for him and gave him his chocolate truffle

it ended up becoming a christmas tradition

ushijima actually gave everyone a gift and it's matching knee pads

shirabu actually loves them except he doesn't want to wear them out so he never wears them

also he gets cold really easily so even though the christmas party is indoors, he's wearing a sweater and a coat and a quilt on top of that

he honestly looks so cozy that by the end of the night everyone is cuddled up next to shirabu

EXCEPT USHIJIMA ALSO INVITED COACH WASHIJO TO COME IN

ushijima: he's our coach and therefore a part of our team so of course i invited him

no one can argue with him there

coach washijo was surprisingly a nice guest but everyone was extra courteous around him

semi served him some hot tea and shirabu even gave his quilt

goshiki was hiding in his bathroom because he might get lectured on his serves

they didn't know what activities to do with coach washijo around so tendou suggested watching their volleyball games (yes, goshiki has them all on tape) and coach washijo was all like 'i watch you play all the time why would i want to do that now?'

eventually they settled on watching Polar Express and it was nice

nekoma:

their christmas party is also a costume party because kuroo said so all of them came in christmas-themed costumes

AND THEY WERE ALL GROUP COSTUMES

the third years roped in shibayama and they all dressed up as the characters from 'A Christmas Carol'

shibayama was christmas past, kai was christmas present, kuroo was christmas future, and yaku was scrooge

kuroo: it's perfect because you're short and mean

it's funny because they all end up capitalists

okay but tbh the second years plus lev also went all out for their costumes because they come in as HOME ALONE

i'm clearly biased when it comes to my favorite christmas movies

fukunaga and taketora are the two robbers, kenma's kevin, and lev comes in as the house

it's basically a cardboard cut-out of a house that he and alisa made

the first twenty minutes of their christmas party is basically just them arguing about which group had the better costume

eventually they decide to actually enjoy the party

they end up playing a lot of parlor games and even though kenma hates how loud everyone is, he's still determined to win all of them

i swear, he ended up pushing lev out of the way during musical chairs, also grabbing the chair before sitting on it

but then after that kenma decides to play games for the rest of the night except kuroo confiscated his game console (again)

you can bet yaku and fukunaga cooked the christmas dinner for everyone

kai takes a million pictures for the memories but he's really a perfectionist about it and go crazy whenever lev moves two millimeteres too far to the left

when the pictures are developed kuroo has them developed on matching t-shirts and forces everyone to wear them during practice matches

tsukishima: nice shirt

kuroo: why THANK you

kenma: thanks, i fucking hate it

inarizaki:

ngl they're not SUPER into christmas but they're just mildly curious about the celebration

it's mostly the miya twins who initiate it as a way for all of them to have a get-together during the winter break

kita thinks it's a good idea and invites them all to his house

he's actually quite curious about christmas as a religious celebration so he reads up on it a lot and even starts to up his own nativity scene as decoration

he ends up asking his teammates if they want to bring anything to add to the nativity scene

suna brings his gundam figurines and atsumu has an acrylic standee of momo from twice

and now those are joseph and mary

aran and kita take one look at the nativity scene and go 'this doesn't look right' but atsumu looks so happy to have momo there that they just leave it be

osamu is in charge of food ofc but he can't make up his mind on what to cook so he ends up cooking a little bit of everything

ofc atsumu has to be the one to help him but he ends up tasting and eating a good portion while osamu's cooking

*insert fighting in the kitchen*

suna's just walking around taking pictures of everything and uploading them to his snapchat (which has a lot of followers)

"our chaotic team christmas party part 1 of ???"

aran and kita just want some chill time and drink hot chocolate while watching christmas specials

kita also hung up stockings for everyone and suna was expecting it to have candy but its full of fruit and healthy snacks

they still taste good though

suna’s also the first one to fall asleep right smack on kita’s couch

atsumu’s just about to draw on his face with permanent marker but kita has a disappointed look so he stops instantly

in fact, ALL of them end up falling asleep in the middle of kita’s living room

they look so cute aran is in the middle with each of the miya twins on his side. suna is sprawled all over the couch with his face buried in the cushions. kita is sleeping right next to the coffee table with his arms crossed over his chest

kita’s grandmother walks in on them in the living room and knows FOR SURE that she doesn’t have four grandchildren but she’s making them breakfast anyway

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taglist (still open to anyone who wants in!): @montys-chaos @miyumtwins @strawberriimilkshake @pocubo @sugawara-sweetheart @akaashisbabydoll @laure-chan @therainroguefanfiction @atetiffdoesart @stephdaninja @oikaw-ugh @charliefredb @dramaqueenweeb1469 @tremblinghearts @applepienation @doodleniella @haikyuu-my-love @waitforitillwritemywayout @kattykurr @tpwkatsumu

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sugako · 3 years

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haikyuu guys as things my neighbors have done

recounting things my neighbors (who have all been guys) have done during my last three years living in apartments/houses during college (on campus bc we can’t move off but the housing is old tiny apartment buildings & houses not dorms prob tmi but now you know)

cw: mentions of alcohol, drugs, masturbation, oral, animals having sex, and general dumb boy behavior

let me know if there's anyone i didn't mention who you think fits the situation !!!

inviting me and my roommates over on halloween to give us free tattoos with a gun they ordered online (NO WE DID NOT GET THEM)

tendo, kyotani, makki

awkwardly sat with me in my living room shirtless/pantless while we waited for someone bc he locked himself out while doing laundry

kyotani, iwa, HINATA, kageyama, bokuto

walking outside and barking (yes like a dog) at ANY given time

terushima, NOYA, tanaka

telling me about how one of their roommates gets off while watching animals fucking

oikawa, suga, semi, shirabu, TSUKKI (ft. yamaguchi), yaku & kenma (they do it together against lev), sakusa

alternatively the guy who (allegedly) jerks it to animal p*rn grabbing me and assuring me very seriously (and drunkenly) that he does not, in fact, do this

GOSHIKI, daichi, kyotani, lev, kindaichi, ATSUMU

got too crossfaded and passed out in the stairwell at 4am

ushi, atsumu, oikawa, asahi, goshiki

played sad country music super loud whenever they lost a game (they were all on a sports team)

iwa and oikawa, asahi, semi (this feels on the nose but im not gonna remove it), ennoshita

busting in uninvited to shotgun (very watery) beers he had with me and my roommates

bokuto, kuroo, koganegawa, SAEKO

throwing each other down their stairs at any given time for fun

osamu and atsumu (this is just canon), tanaka and noya

making me a *strong* margarita to help me feel better (i had a headache and a small fever)

hinata, koganegawa, kunimi, makki, kageyama

getting wine drunk most nights but asking me and my roommates for a corkscrew every time because they don’t own one

koganegawa, aran, mattsun, yachi (i would buy her one)

promising each other amazing blowjobs for snacks (?jokingly? it was unclear)

KUROO and BOKUTO, suna and osamu, suga and daichi (mostly suga at daichi tbh)

#haikyuu imagine #hq imagine #kuroo imagine #bokuto imagine #atsumu imagine #hinata imagine #kageyama imagine #sugawara imagine #daichi imagine #osamu imagine #aran imagine #oikawa imagine #iwaizumi imagine #tendo imagine #ushijima imagine #kenma imagine

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eitelle · 3 years

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haikyuu boys as shit my ex crushes did:

why I fell in love with them edition

part 2: why I fell out of love with them

Warnings: idk it’s just rly cute help

Genre: fluff

Pairings: multiple haikyuu boys x you (seperately tho)

A/n: so this is just me being like “let’s scroll through texts I have w guys I used to like”, sobbed over them for a bit, and decided to write it out :) so enjoy loves (ps these are oddly specific bc they happened to me)

Sits on the bus next to you because they knew you were uncomfortable being alone, yet knew the people on the bus would overwhelm you:

KAGEYAMA (he would see u being awkward and stiff and he was awkward and stiff so he went over to you to be awkward and stiff together) SUGAWARA (mom instincts) ENNOSHITA, KENMA, YAKU, IWAIZUMI (idk I think it’s bc they both have huge arms 😀), ARAN, KITA, OSAMU (would give u food PLS)

Listens to you rant ab crappy romance novels you predicted w half naked people on the cover:

NISHINOYA, TANAKA, BOKUTO, OIKAWA (yall prob read them together help-), KUROO, TSUKKISHIMA, YAMAGUCHI (poor boy prob couldn’t tell u he wasn’t interested at first but then became interested), HINATA, TENDOU, GOSHIKI (simp), AKAASHI

Hypes you up after a tough breakup; telling you ur amazing and that ur the best friend ever and that they’re proud of u during a tough time:

HINATA, DAICHI, ASAHI, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, YAMAMOTO (the full Simp squad/kiyoko protection squad and honestly same tbh 🥳), LEV, YAKU, KENMA, KUROO, BOKUTO, ATSUMU, TENDOU (bye literally everyone would but these are my most likelys)

Sends you voice memos instead of normal texts:

KENMA (prob doesn’t have enough hands to type pls-), TSUKKISHIMA, YAMAMOTO, SEMI (he would send u voice memos of him singing. WOWOWOW THERES MY NIGHTLY IMAGINE TY MIND), KITA, OIKAWA (he would do it and we all know it), HANAMAKI

Records videos of you and him on your phone for memories of y’all trying Snapchat filters and having staring contests 🥺🥳:

OIKAWA (I say this one w my full chest), MATSUKAWA (u cant convince me otherwise), BOKUTO, KUROO, LEV (PLS HE WOULD BE LIKE ‘what’s this’ BY ACCIDENT BYE-), HINATA, TANAKA, YAMAGUCHI, SUGA, DAICHI

Supports you in doing something they hate:

KENMA (my ring finger... it’s so bare...), KUROO, AKAASHI, IWAIZUMI (after trying to tell u otherwise), KAGEYAMA, DAICHI (this one is hard bc I feel like they’re all like “I just don’t think this is the best thing for you” but not all will give it up if u know what I mean)

Listens to you rant every morning on ft while ur making iced coffee:

MATSUKAWA, KENMA (can u tell whos my fav?), AKAASHI, DAICHI, HINATA (hed ask so many questions help-), SUGAWARA, ENNOSHITA, YAKU, LEV (another one who would ask for so many questions sjsjjd)

haikyuu general taglist: @babyshoyo

#im so soft lol #haikyuu!!#haikyu oneshots #haikyu x reader #haikyu fanfiction #haikyu headcanons #hq x reader #hq crack #hq boys #hq fluff #haikyu fluff #eitelle writes

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todo-ho-ki · 3 years

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In honor of me never writing a single fucking word for the stories I’m still actually working on, I wanted to do something, anything at all, and obviously right now I’m fixating on haikyu instead of BNHA so welcome to...

Chances I’d Fight the Haikyu Boys and the Likelihood I’d Win

KARASUNO

Daichi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 he’s a master of being cool and respectful he wouldn’t give me a reason to square up

Chances I’d win- Manz could crush me with his thighs alone one kick and I’m in the afterlife BUT he wouldn’t fight a lady so 1/10

Suga 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 1/10 a bitch might consider for money or something but otherwise. HEEEELLLL NO

Chances I’d win: suga seems lovely but Manz is as unhinged as his jaw will be when he swallows my arm whole after I try to punch him 2/10

Asahi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -3/10 he’s a soft boy I’d never fight him but +2 bc I might give him a gentle arm punch if need be. Overall -1/10

Chances I’d win: he only LOOKS scary but he wouldn’t hurt a fly tbh he’s probably scared of flies and looking like an asshole for fighting back 9/10 -1 point because Manz got REACH and COULD take me out if he wanted

Noya 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 4/10 he can be a little shit sometimes I stg

Chances I’d win: -1/10 he could jump on me and bite my jugular out I ain’t fuckin w/him. +2 points bc he’s a simp so he probably WOULDNT...but he COULD. Overall 1/10

Tanaka 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 6/10 he do be antagonizing sometimes and I swear if he SAY SOME SHIT TO ME...

Chances I’d win: mans could probably ACTUALLY win a fight hes full of energy and he could probs give me a look and I’d get scared 3/10 bc I don’t think he’d fight me either he’s a GENTLEMAN OK

Kageyama🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -50/10 bitch is SCARY and I know he’ll throw hands I’ve seen it

Chances I’d win: kageyama DO NOT GIVE A FUCK he’s broody in general and have you SEEN HIS SERVES he could slap me into next week(I’d thank him OOP) -370/10

Hinata 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -500/10 Hinata is best boy I’d never lay a hand on him

Chances I’d win: I’d say 10/10 but I’ve SEEN that look in his eyes I don’t wanna know what it means so 6/10

Tsukishima 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: Manz knows all the buttons to press he’s a salty MF 8/10 but not 10/10 cuz he looks hot sometimes

Chances I’d win: he’d probably say something that makes me cry and id get distracted and he’ll walk away 2/10 cuz I could take him if I could see past the tears

Yamaguchi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -60,000/10 yams is a ray of SUNSHINE I could NEVER

Chances I’d win: here’s where things get tricky. He’s friends with Tsuki so he’s def got the sass and shit I think he’d be the one to secretly be able to THROW DOWN 3/10

NEKOMA

Kuro 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -530,000/10 I LOVE him sm I simp too hard I can’t ruin that pretty face and that smirk NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Chances I’d win: Manz is like a tree he could hold me at bay w/one of those buff-ass arms or crush my head with his thighs and since id let him, -6/10. minus three points cuz he’d charm me out of fighting

Kenma 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 7/10 BAD BITCH GOT A ATTITUDE, NASTY

Chances I’d win: Kenma’s spicy and he WILL fight but I got too much strength on him so 9/10 I think he’d pull out some moves before giving up

Lev 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 4/10 sometimes he’s just...REALLY stupid and arrogant which makes my eye twitch but minus 4 points bc he’s a big softie

Chances I’d win: his arm alone is longer than my body even if he couldnt fight he could swing blindly and accidentally hit the part of my brain responsible for consciousness in a panic. Also 4/10

Yaku 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: absolutely not I love his sassy attitude he be talkin shit sometimes 0/10 plus three points bc sometimes hed aim his tude at me and I STG

Chances I’d win: Manz is small but ready to pounce he’d jump on my back like a spider monkey and punch my skull till it caves in RIP me. 4/10 plus 2 points bc hed take it out on Lev instead

Fukunaga 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 Manz never did nothin to nobody

Chances I’d win: he’d probably say something so funny I’d die from lack of oxygen w/o ever getting a hit in 3/10 if I can breathe I can get his ass

SEIJOH

Oikawa 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: depends on the day but a solid 6/10 he’s a little bitch sometimes but we love to see it. I also don’t wanna be messin up that pretty ass face

Chances I’d win: if he REALLY wanted to he could serve me into a different reality but he wouldn’t fight unless he ABSOLUTELY had to so I could get his ass too. Pre time skip: 19/10. Minus 63 points because I KNOW 27 year old oikawa would WRECK MY SHIT and I’d say please sir may I have some more

Iwaizumi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: yo, you out to DAMN MIND??? -100,000/10

Chances I’d win: look. LOOK. Iwa Chan’s biceps are bigger than my head I mean NOTHING to him. I’m but a pebble to a god. He got a 6’7” attitude cuz he can swing like a 6’7” man. He could probably pull his dick out once and obliterate me with the seismic aftershock of it hitting the ground. -1235/10 minus six points bc ID LET HIM KILL ME

Yahaba 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: solid 7/10 KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

Chances I’d win: see, you’d THINK this would be where I’d have the upper hand but Manz manhandled mad dog and lived. He’d slam me into a wall until my soul leaves my body right where I stand 3/10 bc he be simpin. Minus 3 points because I’d enjoy it

Mattsun 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: pre time skip:0/10

post time skip: -57/10 I ain’t putting my hands on a face that pretty

Chances I’d win: I’m doomed. He’d give me one look and I’d cave. Im walking out the broom closet limping but not bc of a fight. -41/10

Kiyotani 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: we’ll go with a solid -5/10 for...reasons

Chances I’d win: if I actually stood up to him he’d freeze in place but he could slap me into a different country if provoked 1/10

Kunimi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 we love a man who’s emotionally detached plus he’s hot tf

Chances I’d win: Manz would give up halfway through if he even indulged in the first place. 6/10 minus three points bc I’d win by default after he walks away

INARIZAKI

Kita 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: he’s a good boy -3/10

Chances I’d win: respectable guy but I have no doubt he’d rock my shit I’m ascending to the astral plane 1/10

Osamu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: uh-uh. 0/10

Chances I’d win: he’s the aggressive twin. One flying kick to the heart and it’s across the gym and I’m dead as FUCK. 2/10 minus 2 points bc PLEASE put your hands on me sir

Atsumu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: a soft 4/10 he’s a BRAT buuuuuut I love him so fucking much I’d let it go

Chances I’d win: he’s all bark and no bite. Srry bby but you’re gettin FOLDED I love you though. 88/10. minus 370 points bc please spend the rest of your life with me I could never hurt you 🥺

Aran 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -5/10 he’s so sweet why would you fight him

Chances I’d win: he’d serve a volleyball into the back of my head and I take +10 damage from how cool it looks. Can fit my face in one hand probably. -43/10 minus ten points because of how cool he’d look killing me instantly

Suna 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 2/10 he’s a little shit too he’d make someone record it

Chances I’d win: he’d try to fuck me instead. It would work. 1/10 bc I’d slap him afterward but like, sexily

FUKURODANI

Bokuto 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 3/10 emo mode GOTS TO GO

Chances I’d win: his ass would pull me into it’s orbit and he’d use the opportunity to crush me with his thighs. -6/10. Minus 4 points bc what a FUCKING way to go please kill me

Akaashi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 1/10 he’s intimidating you kidding me NO

Chances I’d win: I could take him if he’s distracted by Bokuto. 6/10 if he is, 1/10 if he’s not

Konoha 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: -3/10 we love a sassy boy

Chances I’d win: I’m not maiming a face that pretty -28/10 I’d get lost in his eyes tf

SHIRATORIZAWA

Ushijima 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: none and a half I couldn’t even look at him. -.5/10

Chances I’d win: one smack would knock my organs out of my body. Big boy+big body=big death even if he misses the aftershock will stop my heart -67/10 minus four points bc RAIL ME

Tendou 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 14/10 SQUARE UP BITCH

Chances I’d win: WELCOME TO HELL. YOUVE MADE A MISTAKE 36/10

Shirabu 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: 0/10 he’s too cool

Chances I’d win: he wouldn’t show. Too busy getting his hair cut. I win by default. 10/10 minus four points bc there would be no fight

Semi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: I wouldn’t. 0/10. He’d give me the semi brow and I’d be down and out for the count. I’m not hitting a face that pretty.

Chances I’d win: 2/10. Minus three points bc he’d smash a guitar over my head, killing me instantly. Minus three more points bc I’d ask him to wear a leather jacket first

Goshiki 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: None. 0/10. His words and his bangs are as cool as ever.

Chances I’d win: he’d cry if I looked at him wrong. 86/10 but minus four points bc he’s baby

EXTRAS

Sakusa 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: surprisingly high. 7/10 bc a bitch got a attitude. Minus 8 points because he’s so fucking beautiful I don’t know if I could follow through

Chances I’d win: I’d just lick my hands before I started swinging and he’d leave. 8/10. Minus two points bc I think if he REALLY needed to square up he’d take me down in a fucking headlock until I pass out. Minus two more points because I’d ask him to squeeze harder.

Ukai jr. 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: that’s the wrong F word kids 😏. -34/10 besides I ain’t squaring up with a man that wears a headband like that

Chances I’d win: he probably could eat a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk. -99/10. Minus 15 points bc I’d stop to ask him if he wants to finish this at my place

Hiragumi 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: why would you fight such a good, PRETTY boy? -5/10

Chances I’d win: he’d smile at me and I’d give up. -12/10

Takeda 🏐

Chances I’d fight him: I think he’d kill me honestly. Plus the boys would’ve never had a chance w/o him absolutely NOT -2/10

Chances I’d win: he’s hiding a demon from hell under that green jacket. -60/10

Terushima🏐

Chances I’d fight him: sheeeit I could try but his sexiness would leave me paralyzed. 1/10 if I look at enough pictures I could get past his fucking blonde undercut and tongue ring

Chances I’d win: he’d have my thighs around his head in 1.8 seconds. Will kill me with his tongue. -435/10

#haikyu!!#haikyuu boys #karasuno #Nekoma #Seijoh #FUKURODANI #Shiratorizawa

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a/n: kinda fluffy and a bit boring these r just my self indulgent thoughts ,, feel free to send rqs

daichi: makes the same breakfast every morning. eggs and toast and some sort of protein. probably drinks black coffee, adds a little cream and sugar if he’s feeling fancy. a ketchup user and abuser. “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” blah blah just say you’re capable of waking up early and go.

asahi: idk why i just see asahi as a big baby thags like incapable of doing anything for himself honestly like his mom probs still makes him breakfast either that or he has a bowl of cereal.

sugawara: pop tart man. also goes feral over toaster strudels. the way he frosts them is an exact science. coffee but it’s light roast. uses creamer, duh.

noya: really likes ego waffles. toasts like 2-3 and gets really fuckin impatient so he just eats them as the next ones are toasting. probably drinks a glass of milk after like a freak. he’s always running late in the morning but will turn into a fuckin grouch if he doesn’t eat. it’s placebo. he just thinks he’s in a bad mood.

tanaka: i see this man as a scrambled eggs type of guy. it’s simple. the only thing he knows how to cook, actually. that, and mac n cheese (same). drank orange juice w bfast all through highschool and had a coffee awakening in college. doesn’t eat if he’s running late.

ennoshita: doesn’t eat breakfast, usually just has a cup of coffee and will eat a little something a couple hours later. he’s just not hungry in the morning.

hinata: probs has a whole ass family breakfast every morning in highschool. mum cooked eggs, bacon, rice (enter traditional japanese breakfast because i’m uneducated). when he went to college he tried to keep up with making a big breakfast every morning, and succeeds for the most part. not big on coffee.

kageyama: cereal boy. goes for somewhat sugary cereals, also the type to have a granola bar or something otw to school/classes. on game days , he makes a big breakfast. also not big on coffee.

tsukishima: tbh i headcanon him eating oatmeal and i really wish he didn’t. like, strawberry oatmeal or the strawberry K cereal is really just his favorite. coffee expert, really picky about the grounds he uses and the way he makes it. takes pride in his morning coffee. he can go without eating but he truly cannot go without coffee.

yamaguchi: pretty baby probably just eats a bowl of cereal or something. he doesn’t think too much about it but also tends to not skip breakfast. sometimes tsukki will bring him a coffee , but he doesn’t make it on his own.

kuroo: foggy area here. usually skips breakfast, always makes the coffee right when he wakes up but sometimes forgets to make a mug or a coffee to take with him to classes. sometimes he just randomly wakes up at the crack of dawn and makes a huge ass breakfast. he’s not used to eating a big breakfast, so when he does, it tears his stomach up.

kenma: he was up playing games and snacking all night. he’s full from the cosmic brownies and monster energy drinks he had at 4am before he ultimately crashed. and if he does have breakfast, it’s probably some sugary ass cereal. get some proper sleep, freak.

lev: probs has like a typical russian breakfast honestly, he grew up w it and still makes it to this day. a typical bfast for him is fried eggs with kolbasa and dill on top. family recipe type kid. this is only when he can be fucked to make it, though.

oikawa: motherfucker makes smoothies for breakfast. not even the protein shake types, like the fruity ass spinach ass types of smoothies that probably have more sugar than anything else in them. he’s thinks he’s eating “clean.” also stops by a starbucks or soemthing every morning bc he likes the complicated ass coffees rather than just making his own.

iwaizumi: i see him actually like, enjoying making breakfast. his go-to is a quick breakfast burrito. on weekends, hes a whore for chicken and waffles. probably uses a lot of hot sauce. definitely drinks black coffee he has big dick energy

matsukawa: skips breakfast entirely. literally cannot be fucked. if he eats in the morning, he goes to mcdonalds. mans never fucked with coffee, either. i’m telling you guys, he’s got a big dick, but this is one sketchy mfer.

hanamaki: really likes bagels. everything bagels with a shit ton of cream cheese. coffee with a tiny bit of cream and sugar. he’s classy. he’s perfect. i adore him.

bokuto: his mom always told him that breakfast is the most important meal of the day and why would he doubt her ? he makes the birds eye egg thinf with the hole in the bread and then puts in the pan and cracks the egg in the whole. you guys know what i’m talking about. another ketchup user and abuser but i’m less mad bc, cmon, it’s bokuto!

akaashi: this mfer. THIS MFER. i adore him truly. wait for it... greek yogurt. he gets the tubs of greek yogurt, sometimes the honey flavored kind, and will cut up fruit and put granola on top, and has espresso. he’s just. so sexy honestly.

tendou: always making something weird to be fucking honest. liek the motherfucker never skips breakfast, but he’ll straight up eat left over takeout from the night before at like 7:30am. what’s wrong with him. tries homemade pancakes every once in a while and they aren’t even that bad, he just puts WAY too much syrup on top.

semi: will have one cup of black coffee and that’s literally it.

ushijima: has the same thing every single morning. he never switches up. protein shake (black coffee in the shake), one fried egg, two pieces of bacon. it’s the perfect combo why would he ever even need to change it?

goshiki: tbh this mfer is always in a rush in the mornings but u know what. two pieces of toast and grape or strawberry jam. he’s a lil jam on toast cutie tell me i’m wrong. i’d die for him.

osamu: if he doesn’t have time to cook, he won’t eat. he doesn’t see the point in eating pre packaged shit. he wants to really get in the kitchen and make something. poor baby just wakes up late sometimes.

atsumu: if osamu doesn’t have time to cook, he won’t eat. fiend ass motherfucker. don’t get me wrong, i love him, but he’s so fucking annoying. will smell food and walk in the kitchen like “what’s for breakfast lil bro?” and osamu is all like “nothing for you dipshit” but he always gives in and feeds the mfer

suna: nothing. like. ever. he forgets. doesn’t have a big appetite and he can’t cook for shit unless it’s edibles so he just doesn’t bother. a coffee addict but refuses to tell anyone.

kita: a nice ol mug of fresh coffee, maybe some eggs, maybe some sausage, whatever he feels like! tries to eat every morning bc he knows it’s for the best. is a morning person so it’s not like he doesn’t have time!

terushima: a monster and a protien bar. likes the coffee flavored monsters in the morning , though. cheese toast on occasion.

sakusa: black coffee, two splendas, avocado toast. he’s got taste.

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