#basically they’re all gay

[fubukisimp]

it’s been so long since i’ve read htf/vh but the only thing i took away from it was the guy with weird eyebrows and the mf with a number for a name absolutely f*cked

#oh and the chick one and beauty newtuber were lesbians #how to fight? more like how to be a homosexual #oh and the taekwondo dude is not straight in the slightest #basically they’re all gay #shitpost #how to fight #viral hit #baek seongjun #lee jinho #244

[muckyschmuck]

Hi do you have like rrr an intro of ur character like official names for them or whatever they r very cool :0

ok i know u didnt ask for all this but OC KEY OC KEY

version without the web of nonsensical nonsense too bc u literallsy just wanted their names OOF

my babies........

#srry if my handwritirdng is bad #i have their pronouns written out somewhere on my page if ur also curious ab that... #keyoowrd search pronoun idk #theyre basically all girls n ladies except for quash n suggy but #i got carried away sorry #needed diagram of them rlly bad .... #SORRY IF THE LINES R HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF ITS #MOSTLY JUST FOR MYSEFL SORRY #ya... #my art #furry art #anthro art #furry #anthro #digital art #oc art #oc #doodlings #also they’re all transgender but that goes without saying #and gay too #really gay

[lionblaze03-2]

mousefur and longtail are both asexual aromantic in some sort of qpr relationship with one another. Do you get it do you see my vision

#They’re life partners. One does not want to be without the other. But romantic and. The other kind of feeling are totally void from it #Is it still a queer platonic relationship if it’s a man and a woman that are ace/aro? I THINK so because the ace aro is the queer part #So that’s what I’m calling it! #when I was a kid I saw them as a romantic couple because I was very. Dense and basic on my views of things #(Ie I didn’t know gay people existed until I saw it in Undertale) #BUT. Mousefur is very obviously ace aro. And longtail also never takes a mate or has any romantic involvements or kits #So as an informed adult™️ I think this fits much better #Also I had forgotten about the fact mousefur was the one who first mentioned wasting prey. And that’s what made longtail go back #And get crushed by the falling tree. FUCK dude that’s so heavy #Imagine accidentally killing ur life partner because you said out loud you didn’t want to waste food #All this over a shrew? Was it worth it? I miss you. I’m so sorry. #HHHHHHHH #AND they’re both vaguely xenophobic! Made for each other 😔💖 #I can’t remember if longtail gets better or not post. Getting his shit kicked in by baby firestar #About like. OTHER kittypets. But I KNOW Mousefur doesn’t #Is it still asexual awareness week? It is right?? Happy week aces!! I bring you… qpr cats #warriors #warrior cats #mousefur #longtail

[dombrianoteretto]

I love the idea of Brian, Jesse, and Leon having a private group chat where they just communicate through memes and yet prefectly understand each other like:

What Jesse texts the chat five minutes after waking up:

What Brian replies:

What Leon texts back:

@whitewiccan @axelwolf8109 @7yoongles7

#jesse fast and furious #Leon fast and Furious #Leon and Jesse #Jesse and Leon #they’re all gay #Jesse and Leon are just crackheads with different fonts #Vince has seen these two high and on in the streets and he fears them with good reason #Vince can’t even comprehend they’re text conversations anymore #Leon love his husband but Vince just doesn’t understand the pure comedy between him and Jesse in their texts and Vince is a basic bitch #Vince is not a basic bitch but Leon thinks he is…. #jesse is baby boy #jesse adhd #Leon is just an undiagnosed chaos storm #vince can’t handle this much longer but he will. #fast and furious memes #vince fast and furious #incorrect fast and furious #fast and furious 2001 #fast and furious 1 #the fast and furious #fast and the furious #the fast and the furious #fast and furious #incorrect leon x vince #incorrect Jesse #incorrect Leon #incorrect Vince #the whole te just watch and Brian just so happens to make it worse cause he’s whole other level of Autistic #cute boys with mental disasters #they will pay for their crimes

[sweetdreamsareyoustillup]

Neil McCormick, Jude St. Francis, Stiles Stilinski, Ash Lynx, Jeremy Butler, Lucerys Velaryon, Elio Perlman, Mike Waters, and Bella Baxter are all connected in my delusional mind (don’t ask me why)

#lucerys velaryon #stiles stilinski #neil mccormick #jude st francis #a little life #call me by your name #ash lynx #mike waters #elio perlman #jeremy butler #a cruel god reigns #bella baxter #in the sense that #they’re all so me like I GET THEM #basically a faghag and her group of gay boys #the GIRLS who get it GET IT #lucemond #sterek

[sweetshire]

So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

#sherlock holmes #my dearest blorbo #he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically #if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths #*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!! #see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate #he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him #he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson #he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But- #he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment #it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him #my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure! #OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual #but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does #i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him #he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know #acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it #i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks #he’s everything to me <3 #alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye #acd holmes #if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u

[bambino1294]

it’s been an embarrassingly long time but I think I’m gonna pick up my first watch of Merlin again soon cause I got halfway through Season 2 before shit got busy irl.

but now I’m also desperately trying to remember the details of the AU plot I was telling to Emi that included, like, Arthur discovering Merlin’s magic at the end of either season 1 or season 2 (I can’t remember 💔), but Merlin doesn’t know he knows, and then he spends the whole next season agonising over whether he’d tell Uther or not/confront Merlin or not.

#bam watches tv #bbc merlin #merthur #rambles #I don’t even know if I decided I would write it or not #probably because I haven’t finished the show #I know some spoilers cause it’s an old popular show and it’s kind of unavoidable #but I haven’t been on the JOURNEY yet… yk #anyway I don’t remember all the details of the plot I had #I just know I thought it was the most interesting thing in the world #and a better overarching plot than what we were being given 😭 #idk about you but I woulda made them bitches gay #but anyway yeah it was like 😭 a whole season of Arthur basically battling it out with who he is vs who he wants to be #and having him know about Merlin’s magic #but Merlin not know he knows about his magic #and all the twisty ways they’re avoiding each other while NOT avoiding each other #and yeah… still need to finish the show but that was my thoughts after we finished season 1 at least… I think… it’s been a while #anyway I have other shows to watch too so my watchlist keeps growing and I can never win

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

as much as I hate to admit it, Andrew Minyard is a energy drink gay and not a coffee gay. He hates coffee until his late 30s and even then only when it’s cold and he can have a hot coffee with 5 sugars on a Sunday morning.

#as an iced latte gay myself it pains me to say #Neil hates that he drinks them but he himself will have 3 cups of coffee in an hour so he can’t talk #something in my bones tells me this is truth I can’t explain it #also the foxes joke about how it’s the one way they can tell the twins apart because Aaron is a certified coffee drinker #and will not touch energy drinks #he too is a hypocrite like Neil #the foxhole court #tfc #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #tfc shitpost #the kings men #the raven king #all for the game trilogy #aaron minyard #neil josten #tagging these two bc they’re in my tags which is basically just an extension of the post yknow #andreil #also will this be a hot take I guess we will see

[anonymous-tals]

Gob when he realizes it’s gay to love a man.

For context, Chris is a guy in Gob’s English class. He is also the older brother of Buster’s friend Agatha.

#gay gob is funny #gay gob is also sad #gob bluth #michael bluth #lindsay bluth #buster bluth #original character chris lastname #arrested development #arrested development fanart #making fanart inspired by my own fics feels weird for some reason #like #it’s not as if all of my other comics wouldn’t be considered fanart of my own ‘fics’ #i never wrote out the ideas as a fic but they’re basically the same kind of thing #anyway that’s all i had to say

[mqonlighting]

real talk in the tags for a second because i have a crush on a girl and i. a hehe. ahehehe.

will be burying this in reblogs and never touching on it again

#so random disclaimer this girl is like a year older than me and in high school it’s like a nono for older and younger batch to like be #a thing so i know i generally have no chance but i like to live in my own insanity and the progression of my crush on her has been absolute #ly cuckoo bananas. so like it started out as ‘i wanna be your friend’ and progressed into ‘shit they’re really pretty’ to ‘wow ur so??’ to #‘fuck i like them’ and then it died down and then by all golly it came back but more of a hallway crush now which is bearable bc i’m #not really a part of their life?? like we know each other but we don’t wave and shit and we don’t like ever interact that much so i was lik #ok this is fine bc they literally never think of me so i’m just admiring from afar. and the FIRST inciting incident was i request them onig #and i expect to not get accepted because according to their friends they onyl accept close friends and i’m like k this is a bad idea probs #but the worst that could happen is i get left in their follow requests right?? RIGHT?? but then within like two hours of reqing. lord. #i got. ACCEPTED. and they requested back. and suddenly it’s +1 tangibility like ok?? maybe we’re not as strangers as i thought we were #i later discovered i was not that special for this but also?? cool?? anyways for a while it kind of laid dead and we never spoke at all eve #tho i was in their acc now (at this time they barely posted but whenever they did it was so?? funny like they would slap the randomest shit #on that acc) and it was still a hallway crush altho my friends r awful (/pos) people who would always make me pass their hallway and i #would run into them so often but at this point we only ever like exchanged glances and they would walk right past me like i wasnt even ther #but THEN the second incident happened which was basically we had to play instruments for this christmas event thing and bc they’re literall #y amazing they played for it and i was roped into it and. i was so gay the whole time. bc who wears a leather jacket to school and gets the #prettiest haircut ever right on the last day before a long break?? and the worst part is whenevr something confusing happened they would #turn to me and this one other person and we’d b laughing together. like we r friends. and they’re so fucking nice they were checking up on #us the whole time i was literally dying i kept dropping my pick and stealing looks AURURUGH and they’re so gen funny and interesting i just #and the first few days of holiday break i just couldn’t stop thinking abt them it was so bad? like that was the moment where i was genuinel #like is this more than a hallway crush… eventually it died back down until the next event we had to play together where they were being SO #SO much more comf w me? like exchanging knowing looks when smt funny happens and that stuff.. at this point i didnt even know what to like #think of my crush on them so i just let it be yk. atp they’re not even waving at me in the hallways at all still so maybe they’re just bein #nice! BUT NO. THAT IS UNTIL I AUDITIONED FOR A BAND (theyr in charge of accepting) AND THEY ACCEPTED ME WHICH COOL BUT LIKE A DAY LATER I #HEARD FROM OUR MUTUAL FRIEND THAT THEY SAID ‘yeaa im so happy i got (my name)’ AS IN IN THE BAND. LIKE. HELLO?? HI U THIUGHT ABT ME?? and #during the first band mtg where everyone’s all awk they kept making eye contact w me and asking if i was good and making sure i got to say #smt before anyone made a decision and it. murdered. me. i’m sorry maybe it’s the fanfic writer in me or this shit is literally nothing and #think they’re just nice to everyone but who cares bc it means they’re nice to ME too. and then last week happened. which was like the nail #in the coffin. INTERACTION ACTIVITY. I IMPULSIVELY ASK IF THEY WANNA B GROUPMATES AND THEY SAY YES. THEY ONLY TALK TO ME AND THEIR FRIENDS. #I ACT STUPID. THEY ALUGH AND TOUCH MY SHOULDER. I ASK ABT THEIR CAMERA AND THEY GO ON A LONG-ISH (cute) RANT ABT SMTH. THEY ASK WHY I HAVE #BIG ASS STACK OF POST ITS. WE TALK. THEY LAUGH AT MY JOKES. SUDDENLY. THEY SAY A FULL HELLO IN THE HALLS. THEY WAVE AT ME A DAY LATER. FUCK

[the-starlight-papers]

I hate this state I hate this state I hate this state I hate this state I hate this state

#a bill just got introduced to expand the dont say gay bill to all of k-12 #and the wording is vague enough that at least from my reading it bans all discussion of gender identity #which basically would ban trans people from being in schools because if a kid asks if they’re a girl or a boy #because responding would break the law #fuck I’m volunteering at a middle school once a week #we’re helping middle school girls build go karts #I think if this passes idk if I can do that any more. #and the fucking DEI ban bill is coming up for a vote soon #which would mean rip all campus resources for basically any group #plus I FINALLY got someone to take my complaints of a conservative student org harassing me last year seriously #idk man #low key considering looking into transferring #because this fucking sucks.

[twistedappletree]

me while writing this fic: awww 🥰🥺 AAAHHHH 😭😰 awwwww 🥰🥺 AAAAHHHHHH 😭😰😰😰😰

#ITS MESSIN WITH MY EMOTIONS NGL LMAO #my poor baby peacock I’m really putting him through the goddamn wringer in these fics man ahahaHAHAHA #meanwhile LSZ is having a full blow gay crisis #and reminding himself that JL is basically high on ghost fumes and definitely isn’t thinking ‘straight’ if yknow what I mean #Sizhui’s a good and consensual boy in this situation btw he’s just saving his princess again 👑 #this is a fluff fic okay it’s a fluff fic I swear to god it’s flUFF I PROMISE- #brb cr ying #mdzs #jin ling #lan sizhui #zhuiling #fic musings #apple babble 🍎 #okay but real talk writing about a haunting is so damn fun I LOVE GHOSTY STUFF #death mention #sorry sorryyyy I swear it’s not a dark fic at all it’s just more adventurous??? #bc they’re doing cultivator stuff

[regallibellbright]

You know what, actually, what the heck I’ll let strangers on the internet decide my fate.

Apart from the originals, I’ve seen every season currently available on Crunchyroll (A La Mode, Healin’ Good, Tropical Rouge, Delicious Party, Hirogaru Sky) but NOT the two “Glitter Force” dubs.

Reblog to leave an internet stranger’s fate to the mercy of EVEN MORE internet strangers!

#polls #precure #futari wa pretty cure #futari wa precure #fresh precure #heartcatch precure #smile precure #go princess precure #mahou tsukai precure #hugtto precure #star twinkle precure #precure blogging #Star Twinkle I basically watched on Youtube #and I liked what I watched #but I know I didn’t see entire episodes #if one season OVERWHELMINGLY appears in the tags I will at least consider it #but there wasn’t enough space for all of them so I had to cut off a few #the witches are here because I’m personally curious about that season #their attacks look RIDICULOUS #also between me liking what I saw of Star Twinkle and hearing they’re EXTREMELY gay because duo season I’m intrigued #the rest I’ve heard pretty strong things about in general

[bitterpngs]

the curse of having to write things down to better process them / understand them but also. being significantly slowed down when writing things down / taking notes

#finally focusing enough start to get through the reading but #during some part i’m just like #blinks #parts** #angel.txt #it’s interesting like #there’s a section talking abt like #gender and sex being ‘social fiction’ and uhhh ideology vs biology #leaned behavior and stuff and #applying this to gay men and yknow all of that #there’s a section talking abt bishonen and the author talking abt how they’re regendered and androgynous and how the gender they perform #isn’t characteristically masculine #BASICALLY i should take notes. this is only the intro but it has good material #can def use parts of this book at least #don’t need to use all of it #ok i’m wasting time i’m off before i lose focus again

[christinakratt]

Paldea in a nutshell:

Represented by the text convo I had w/ my friends today

Friend A: WYD

Me: Drawing

Friend B: what are you drawing?

Me: The Gay scvi Gym leader

Friend A: Omg Grusha is my fave

Friend B: No it’s Brassius, stupid

Friend C: Ur both wrong, it’s Tulip

#basically #they’re all gay #does a little dance #Paldea #scvi #pokémon scarlet #grusha #gym leader tulip #brassius #gym leader brassius #Pokémon

[holyluvr]

Only funny thing about people who demand tmi and proof before believing something personal like sexual orientation, gender, ancestry, or disability (if they agree with the person enough because being real it seems to be about not wanting to be grouped in or compared to someone they personally don’t like) is when they accidentally confuse traits everyone has for being specific to whatever they are attempting to “gatekeep” or doubt. They’ll be like “🙄Another illness? Hah, attention seeker” and it’s about something almost every human on the planet can experience and most will at some point in their lives.

#… #ppl who try soooooo hard to doubt others or project their shame/denial of their illnesses #that they insinuate that Normal Psychological or Physical reactions to events = illness #and are accidentally pushing an idea of illness on others as if being unwell MUST translate to disability #or someone gay saying that they can understand how someone of the opposite gender would be considered sexy and they’re like SO YOURE NOT GAY #etc etc etc losing understanding of what counts as ‘Abnormal’ in the first place and what’s common or a quirk #& what r they protecting in the first place and from what lol absolutely doing nothing for ppl even if they end up being correct #it’s like I once saw someone explain that they simply just believe people when they say they r gay/bi/lesbian/trans/disabled and ppl replied #with fear mongering super unlikely scenarios that realistically aren’t solved by accusing ppl of lying at all hahahaha #and the gatekeepers in the comments ended up basically all admitting that yeah it’s not something they’ve heard of anyone harmed by😄?