#bc i have no shame whatsoever

[teencopandthesourwolf]

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EXCERPT:

Stiles's love is fiercely scented. Like poetry and moonlight and spice. Like he'll do anything for an asshole who is not even the same damn species as he is. Hell, it even smells like it's real. Derek needs it so much and is so scared of it and knows he doesn't deserve it, even if Stiles's chemo-signals forever scream that Derek is seven shades of wrong about the latter.

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read the rest on ao3 HERE

#don't know if this one ever saw the light of day here? #can't find it in the search but that's almost not even relevant lol #sterek #sterek fic #sterek fic rec #bc i have no shame whatsoever #stiles stilinski #derek hale #queer fanfiction #m/m #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #panic attacks #ptsd #grounding #established relationship #teen wolf #teen wolf fic #team woof #tcats writes #teencopandthesourwolf

[stag-bi]

what a whiplash going to see my 2016 tumblr dash (as linked in that last post) and getting slapped in the face w full blown ace discourse 😭😭😭

#i was an exclusionist too lmao i was so pissed as if hordes of cishet aces were coming to Invade Our Spaces?????? CRINGE #i still have beef w the split attraction model when non-aspec ppl use it ON BI SUBREDDITS CONSTANTLY TO DISCOURAGE ANY SELF-REFLECTION #like telling newly out bi's their internalized homo/biphobia is just an inborn trait that cant be helped so dont bother looking into it :) #thats more of a personal pet peeve than anything though #honestly the whole discourse was so stupid and the fake stories and moral panic coming from it was ridiculous #u kno whats real and can be trusted? peoples own experiences and interpretations of themselves. and that needs to be respected and accepted #i got so fed up w the dehumanizing and circlejerky nature of the exclusionist side. not to mention the victimhood complexes and the #black and white thinking that were being normalized by the entire discourse. and the essentialist thinking and public shaming #identities are not inherently above examination and there needs to be a balance between inclusion and exclusion in any context #bc both have negative and positive sides when applied to any group or identity. it should be approached w common sense #i wanna veer away from any generalizations and approach things on a case by case basis #but when it comes to someones personal identity and their lived experience. thats none of my business whatsoever #no matter what. basic respect is believing ppl when they say who they are. thats the bare minimum of interpersonal acceptance #fighting against that in order to uphold some us vs them dynamic is straight up awful #if you cant respect someone bc you cant personally understand their experience youre stuck on the wrong thing #you shouldnt need to relate to someone in order to treat them w kindness and empathy #if you need to find someone relatable to accept their validity then youre not genuinely someone accepting of differences

[aeide-thea]

you would think that actively wanting to look masc would deactivate yr reflexive '😔 at being unfeminine' reaction but, alas,

#like literally it's like. would i feel better if i were more ~delicate~ in XYZ ways. absolutely i would not #like i imagine that and it's like. yikes no that image is some uncanny valley snapchat filter shit #the way i look is correct for me and could only be improved by getting butcher #and yet. shame like handkerchiefs!!! #brains r insane. sometimes you really do relate to all these SFF stories abt like. alien processes/consciousnesses lurking in yr head #like yeah there IS some other bitch tucked away in there like athena barbie and nothing she advocates is good for me! #(anyway. prompted by seeing a non-moot's Feminine Selfie and having a minor crisis abt it.) #(absolutely idiotic of me bc like. why shd their appearance have ANY implications for me whatsoever. we're different people.) #(but why have feelings you can intellectually & ethically endorse) #(when instead you can have the spectre of yr toxic 'femininity is a race yr assigned to run' conditioning lurch up out of the sludge!!) #(god.) #the psyche #what is gender we just don't know

[yersina]

Whenever I get a comment on love me, love me not that mentions what Yoohyun is thinking during the fic, it’s always so so embarrassing bc like. I straight up forgot abt Yoohyun while I was writing. The fic is literally abt him by proxy, he’s there in every word even tho he doesn’t show up a single time and I!!! Forgot that this paranoid bastard has eyes on his brother 24/7!!!!!!

So anyway. The answer to “I wonder what Yoohyun is thinking????” is no. Just… no.

#sina rambles #sctir #a very very good question that I will not be answering directly bc it does not have an answer #sooooo embarrassing #literally forgot abt Yoohyun’s very well documented tendency to spy on yoojin w no shame whatsoever #my general answer is ‘Yoojin’s very good at hiding it’ bc he is! he has to be #but uh. that is just a hasty bandage slapped over the large gaping plot hole

[tales-of-the-dense]

Also talking about Pietro’s mental health stuff can be tough just bc he clearly does have something going on and I think those things shouldn’t be used to vilify him bc we really don’t need anymore of that stigma but ALSO his choices are his own, and if anybody exemplifies the statement “men will do anything not to go to therapy” it’s him

#i know he goes once in X factor but that was not his decision whatsoever jfjfjffkjf #like it’s a shame bc he just hurts the people he’s close to a lot and it’s like ah hey bud that doesn’t have to keep happening necessarily #pietro maximoff #this isn’t hate either I think he’s still a v likeable character #he just also makes me wanna shake him by the shoulders sometimes jffjjythysjd #listen sometimes it takes you 54 years to really start owning up to your shit shcjfndjcjnf

[tengwar]

The way I'd let stupid goofy ass tyelko do anything he wanted to me. I didn't say anything 👍

#original írissë posts #i gotta tag it so yall know bc i have no shame whatsoever

[queer-ragnelle]

Maybe it was the consistent humiliation throughout childhood brought on by mere existence, idk, but I broke my capability for embarrassment. I cannot give less of a fuck anymore about anything. This goes beyond “cringe is dead” it’s more hostile like I’m so cringe you’ll wish you were dead

#on the mild end of this people sometimes say weird things when they learn I like Sonic & I just double down so hard they like it too now #on the extreme after a face to face zoom call I now pay my editor to read Gawain kink #like this is a professional contracted obligation #no shame whatsoever I’m more concerned with typos than I am cock and balls #which btw if your editor is any good will be true for them too #that’s if you did your due diligence & found someone compatible #takes a few tries but ideally you shouldn’t even have to feel embarrassed bc there’s no shame in creation #only exploitation so find your people & get weird #also read my freaky book I promise it’s nuanced & interesting but also plot relevant queer kink #everything I wanted & couldn’t find

[bunieboo]

why would I go chase a nigga if he jus gon come running back ?

#glorilla just know how I feel fr cuz these niggas don’t have no shame..whatsoever and when u don’t have no shame when it come to a girl #u don’t gaf abt her like y aren’t you embarrassed? u kno why bc I’m not the girl u want so take yo funky ass a round to another girl who #don’t kno no better bc I’m not finna do this with him ever again I’ll tell u that..I’ll b a dead son of a bitch b4 I even think of doin tha #sorry to rant I just hate that I have to think abt this nigga to move forward that I got to accept it even tho he ain’t shit and never wanna

[xxzlushiez]

Behind closed doors

T. Kaulitz x GN! Reader

Synopsis: Tom kepts trying to make you jealous by bringing girls over when your sleeping in his bed, but it doesn’t seem to bother you and you decide to show him who really holds his heart

Notes: 18+😦, Tom and Name aren’t dating but he likes them, Name is sly , underlying whiny Tom, he’s on a date w/ a girl💀, Name has no shame, humiliation, nakedness(??), Name has sex w/ a girl, so many positions, tom’s high sex drive, choking kink(ish?), Names feelings for Tom aren’t stated but you can assume how they feel😭

“Ночь, ты моя, и ты алкоголичка Ass, HD, VR” - Мишка: Poshlaya Molly, KATERINA

- When he told you he’d be going on a date with a girl he wanted you to be upset, jealous, envious, something

- but you just shrugged and told him to “package it before using”

- it was annoying to fuck someone and not have them immediately love you like they usually do but you loving them instead

- which is exactly what happened with him

- you always walked around his apartment w barely anything on, went grocery shopping w/ him and even helped him pick out the color of his new curtains for the lounge room

- he thought you would’ve had at least a small crush on him after being fuck buddies for more than 2 months

- but it seemed like you didn’t

- “where’s it at?”

- “here, so don’t come out of our room until she’s gone”

- you knew that’s not what he cared to say, you also knew he wanted you to come out while the girl was over

- you waved him off saying you “wouldn’t bother his little date” and walked off to the kitchen

- pissed him off when he always seemed to get no reaction out of you

- When it was in the late evening he heard a knock on the door

- rushing down the stairs but saw you had already opened the door

- “hm..who are you, do you need something?”

- you felt a body press against your exposed skin and knew he was behind you probably pissed off to

- felt you push against his front with your ass

- “Valerie….come in sorry about that”

- you both moved out of the way and you pretended to not noticed the way her eyes raked up and down your exposed skin

- you bid the girl farewell and told him to have fun before making your way up the stairs

- “who was that?”

- “a friend don’t worry about it”

˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*༓༝̩̩̥͙˚*˚＊·̩̩̥͙

- throughout the date you had come down multiple times

- still with basically nothing on

- accidentally slammed his knee into the top of the table when you bent over to grab something from a cabinet

- so many provocative actions but every time you looked his way it was to look at the girl

- noticed how his date kept shifting in her seat and readjusted her skirt

- ‘are they fucking serious right now’

- wasn’t even in the mood to fuck her and just sent the girl home after their dinner

- went to sleep in one of the guest rooms bc he was so pissed that his plan to get laid that night didn’t work

- woke up to noises coming from his bedroom

- barged in to see you fucking someone

- when his eyes adjusted to the darkness he noticed it was with his date

-“what the fuck…”

- worst part was when you saw him in the doorway and smiled while moaning his name when the girl was kissing you and how embarrassingly hard it made him.

- slammed the door shut when he saw you start going down on the girl

- went to make a drink bc he was so shocked

- he knew it was just to spite him and that he shouldn’t get so worked up but you were literally in his bed that he fucks you in having sex with a girl he just had a date with

- maybe this was karma for always trying to make you jealous so much

- now he was the one jealous

- was still downstairs when you walked the girl to the door giving her a peck on the cheek before sending her off

- all still being naked💀

- no embarrassment whatsoever

- “what’s your problem?”

“I don’t have a problem I’m actually pretty content as of right now thanks for asking”

- smug asl bc you know what you did

- watched you lean down to get a water bottle out of the fridge and drink some

- got up from his spot and took you by the arm to the living room

- “I’ll make you feel a lot better than she did”

- “oh….I don’t know she was pretty good if I’m being honest”

- “I’m better I’ll always be better”

- lots of simple foreplay like kissing, touching you, hickeys, etc

- Sex on his balcony overlooking the city, against the windows, on the sofa, atop the kitchen counters, IN THE SHOWER?? Anything you can think of you two have done at least once

- turns into an actual animal when you have sex with him because his sex drive is so high

- goes all out bc he knows you can handle it

- it’s a special kind of sex when it’s with you he treats you differently (not that he’d ever tell you that)

- usually his preferred position is missionary because he loves seeing your face

- but secretly likes when you ride him bc you always have your hands wrapped around his neck

- let’s you mark him all over his back and neck

- leaves bruises on your hips from holding them so hard

- presses down on the spot where his dick bulges in your stomach while smiling

- “she couldn’t do this to you could she?”

- when you kiss him so gently when he’s in the middle of fucking he just melts against you, holding you close by the waist with one arm while holding you both up with the other

- slipped up and says he loves you

- fucking like bunnies

- “wan be yours”, “all mine right?” “Wanna be with you so bad”

- definitely had to have a talk w/ you after abt the shit going on between you two after the hours of fucking you two did

#tumblr #x reader #bill #georg #gustav #tom #tokio hotel #tokio hotel x reader #tom Kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz #Tom kaulitz #Kaulitz twins #tom kaulitz smut #tom kaulitz fanfic #Drabble #fic #writing #fluff #humor

[de4dlyniightshade]

You got any slutty Raymond hcs mama???

so many. so so many.

sub. bite me idc.

blowjob LOVER like every man likes a bj ofc but he LOVESSSSSSSSSSS bjs bcs he gets to just put his brain in your mouth and not have to think for however long he can last(not long let's be real here)

clumsy like very clumsy sex bcs he doesn't know what he's doing but he puts his heart and soul into bless him he really tries but 9/10 times it ends with you on top fucking his brains out and using him to get yourself off.

munch!!!!!!!!! not great at it but munch!!!!!!!!!! he really does try and that's all that matters until he's accidentally edging you and you just have to grab his hair and fuck his face.

biggest himbo ever, outside the bedroom and inside, has no idea what anything means, what positions are called, names for kinks, nothing, he just likes what he likes and let's you do what you want with a dopey smile on his face.

super needy like no matter where you are if he's feeling a little frisky you're gonna know abt it and he'll make sure of it, wether he's straight up telling you or not-so-subtly pressing his cock into you.

sensitive! like super super sensitive, can't handle overstimulation whatsoever, he's immediately crying and gasping and squirming away from you.

we all know he's an ass guy ofc but like he's an ASS guy like he loves eating you from the back so he can grip your ass and even bite your buttcheek when you don't expect it bcs you never let him.

on the same lines, loves grinding on your ass, even when you're both clothed, the feeling of his cock slotting perfectly between your ass just tickles his brain just right and will make him cum embarrassingly fast.

tongue. all the time. will have his tongue in your mouth any time you kiss, he just can't help it. and licking you, sexually or not he just loves licking you.

loves when you choke him with his ascot.

the ascot stays on.

i love his ascots.

backshots with you pulled against his chest.

suuuuuppppppppeeeerrrrrrr vocal like crazy loud, so much so that more often than not you have to cover his mouth just so you don't get complaints.

will let you peg him.

loves a curvy gal. and has no shame about it. will shout it from the rooftops.

#📬 maeve's mailbox! #suburban gothic #raymond wadsworth #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds fandom #spencer reid fandom #dr spencer reid #mgg #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #spencer reid drabble #spencer reid one shot #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid smut #spencer reid fanfiction #doctor spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds fluff #criminal minds oneshot #criminal minds drabble #criminal minds smut #criminal minds fic #criminal minds fanfic #criminal minds x reader #mgg smut #mgg fanfiction

[ratedfleur]

I don't know if you ever got it or just weren't inspired enough by it but I sent an ask a while ago and I check your page like EVERYDAY to look for it. It was something along the lines of le sserafim's chaewon teaching her inexperienced female reader girlfriend how to do things, with a little bit of a boob/spit kink

-🦭

oop i think tumblr ate that ask of yours, darling TTTT hopefully this makes up for it though! ♥

okay chaewon but it's coachella!chaewon bc i think she looked so much like a butch femme. her eyes would easily captivate you, easily letting chaewon take over in the bedroom despite you having no experience whatsoever.

at first, chaewon taught you the basics like kissing, making out, where to touch her, finding out where you liked to be touched, fingering, and even scissoring.

then chaewon started to get adventurous with the things she taught you. she started to teach you about the kinks she liked– her spitting kink and boob kink.

she didn't exactly say why or how but you liked to experiment with her kinks and that began by spitting in her mouth as you rode her thigh, forcing chaewon's mouth open which has her whining as you spat in her mouth.

with her boob kink, it wasn't easy to experiment with it but you tried to motorboat chaewon's tits and immediately she squirted all over you unexpectedly, making chaewon cower in shame as she blushed when you teased her.

#mikha’s asks. #mikha's [🦭] anon #le sserafim #lesserafim #le sserafim chaewon #lesserafim chaewon #kpop smut #kpop hard hours #kpop hard thoughts #lesserafim smut #chaewon smut #chaewon x reader #chaewon hard hours #chaewon hard thoughts #chaewon imagines

[444takeomi]

BOYFRIEND HCS pt 2

: ̗̀➛ summary: wakasa as your boyfriend

character(s): wakasa imaushi

warnings: female reader, a little suggestive in parts, mentions of alcohol

wc: 0.7k

a/n: back again with more 1st gen bd content that literally no one asked for, this one's been sitting in my drafts for ages bc i hate literally everything i write💀

- from an outsider’s perspective waka doesn't seem like a very affectionate boyfriend — he's not a big fan of pda and doesn't outwardly show his love for you in front of others, to the point where he even comes across as distant sometimes

- however behind closed doors he's like a completely different person, you never expected him to be so clingy and needy for your attention, and it honestly surprised you at the beginning of your relationship

- you weren't complaining though <3

- waka loves cuddling with you at every opportunity, whether that's after he comes home from work or when he first wakes up in the morning

- he likes to be the little spoon sometimes — just don't mention it in front of his friends, he gets embarrassed </3

- he's also naturally very cold in terms of body temperature, and makes such a big deal out of it just as an excuse to hold you in his arms

- “come on, princess, i’m practically freezin’ to death over here. what, you don't care? do you not love me anymore?”

- he's so dramatic pls

- waka spends as long as possible laying in bed with you in the morning, he loves wrapping his arms around you and feeling the warmth of your body against his

- if you try to get out of bed he’ll squeeze you tighter and beg you to stay “just five more minutes” — you've been late to work several times because of him hahaha

- he just looks so cute with his hair all messy, you can't say no to him </3

- waka prefers staying home, so a lot of your dates consist of things like cooking together or binge watching shows and drinking beer — if it's the latter he always buys some yakitori to eat as well

- steals kisses from you when you're least expecting it and teases you if you get flustered or shy

- “aww, are you embarrassed? you like it when i kiss you, princess?”

- please tell him to shut up ahaha

- you're the only person who is allowed to play with his hair, and he even lets you try out different hairstyles on him

- he's so soft for you <3

- he asks you to help every time he touches up the purple streaks, he doesn't trust anyone else to dye it except for you

- waka also loves when you help him wash his hair, the feeling of you massaging the shampoo into his scalp sends shivers down his spine — he looks so angelic with his eyes fluttered shut and a blissed out expression on his face

- please dry it with a towel and brush it for him afterwards, he feels so loved when you take care of him

- you always tell him how jealous you are of his eyelashes, and if you ask nicely he will let you put mascara on them

- he thinks you look so cute when you're concentrating and will keep trying to kiss you — only when you threaten to poke him in the eye with the mascara wand does he sit still

- he's already pretty but he somehow looks even more gorgeous with mascara on, it's almost unfair </3

- waka absolutely hates bugs but he still gets rid of them for you, especially if you have a phobia of them

- he doesn't want his princess to worry <3

- he often invites you out drinking with his friends and will get absolutely wrecked by the end of the night without fail — waka gets very affectionate with you when he's drunk and this is one of the few times he lets his guard down in front of others

- he will spend the whole evening leaning on your shoulder, sometimes whispering dirty things in your ear — his hands will start wandering as if no one is watching and you have definitely had to slap them away before

- he has no shame whatsoever💀

- when he's drunk he always wants to do karaoke with you, he's such a bad singer and you two end up laughing your asses off

- benkei is so done with you both💀💀

- he's such a baby when he's hungover, please bring him some painkillers and water and give him kisses

- if you make him breakfast as well he will literally love you forever, even if it's just something simple like tamago kake gohan (egg on rice)

- in conclusion it might not seem like it at first glance, but waka loves you more than anything — he just prefers to reserve that side of himself for only you <3

please do not translate, repost, or share my writing on any other platforms eg. tiktok

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #wakasa imaushi #wakasa x reader #wakasa x you #✩444.writings #✩444.headcanons

[chaifootsteps]

🧈anon

Honestly not too surprised about Lilith bc I always knew she was gonna get the Stella treatment. Not too shocked about Alastor either bc he very clearly doesn’t believe in the hotel or Charlie.

The thing that infuriates me the most? Hazbin is not a passion project anymore. It reeks of corporate shame. It changed the plot to something as dumb as “Heaven dumb”. All the characters have lost their charm and original personalities and all the original animators and voice actors want nothing to do with it.

Honestly. It’s sad. Hazbin Hotel inspired me when I was a kid, but after finding this blog, after Vivziepop ignoring POC voices, after learning she fired everyone just to get ahead? It’s not a nice feeling. It sucks your idol turns out to be an asshole.

But you know what? I don’t feel bad for her whatsoever. She had her golden goose, surrounded by people who cared about her and talented people who did everything they could to help it succeed. And she just let it go. Vivziepop I hope you enjoy your five minutes of fame and I hope it was worth it. I can’t wait to see this show shit on by everyone, and get leaked.

Couldn't agree more, Butter Anon.

#Anonymous #butter anon #hazbin hotel critical #vivziepop critical #viv stuff #actual blog post

[miroana]

Things I like about Troy (2004)

- Everyone is so hot. so hot. thank you for your service

- Amazing action choreography and acting — you can recognize the characters from their fighting and movements alone

- Gorgeous set and costume design

- Good acting performances. shoutout to Odysseus for being the best (and shady as hell), Hector for his impeccable honor, and Achilles, Helen, and Paris for being hot as fuck. It deserves a second mention

- Agamemnon sucks and it needed to be said

- That one line about the gods envying mortals because everything is more beautiful when you’re doomed, which everyone attributes to Homer but was actually just Brad Pitt

- Depicts the sacking of Troy as a tragedy and not a triumph which is what Homer would have wanted

Things I don’t like about Troy (2004)

- cousins

- Not accurate to the Iliad in any sense whatsoever

- Like seriously that was off in so many ways I’m not even going to bother to list them. just assume that if it happened in the movie it’s probably not in the Iliad

- All the women had no personality besides being sad. It’s such a shame bc I have it on good authority that Helen is brilliant if a bit vain and Briseis is very kind and brave

- cousins?

- The gods aren’t in it (no hilarious petty squabbling)

- My man Patroclus didn’t get his heroic bloody rampage so effective and violent that Apollo had to put him down

- No Big Ajax and his friend, Little Ajax

- Also, where is Diomedes is he safe is he okay? No, I get it. they didn’t want to overshadow Achilles and Diomedes is a class A badass. but still

- Achilles never physically fights a river in his endless rage (and wins)

- COUSINS???

#I love controversy and terrible classical history retellings so I’m here to weigh in #on one of the most controversial and terrible classical retellings out there #quite enjoyable. even as it made me brim with the rage of achilles #troy (2004) #troy 2004 #achilles #odysseus #patroclus #agamemnon #paris #hector #ancient greece #greek mythology #homer #<- in the loosest sense #tagamemnon

[wildpeachfarm]

I don't think normies/other CCs see dteam as a package deal anymore just bc Sylvee did unfollow DNF but not Sapnap, CCs shamed DNF not Sapnap, the only CC that said anything implying shame being put on Sapnap is Punz's gf who is now on stream with him. The only thing we know from that controversy is DNF's sort of solidified loyalty to each other. Sapnap sort of makes more solo content now and is taking on brand deals and going to events on his own. I know dteam is forever and I am not hating on anybody whatsoever nor am I questioning his loyalty, but in terms of optics among normies and other CCs, DNF were the only ones exiled (temporarily). But anyone who thinks supporting Sapnap and not Dream when they are both still bffs with George is still kinda delusional though, he may not have been in that room but he is still in the Dteam house and best friends with DNF.

yeah I think mcyt ccs think of dnf as more of a unit and then "dteam together but sapnap does more solo stuff than the other two". I will say that the greater internet does still generally see dteam as a package deal but you're right, the more solo stuff sapnap does, the more he is definitely getting his own individual recognition which is good in general! but also so that he doesn't get /as/ dragged into dnf controversy stuff

dnf seem perfectly happy being regarded as "dreamandgeorge" to most :)

#ask #anon

[s-aint-elmo]

dug up this handy dandy graphic i made last year to explain my kukugumi hcs on a sliding scale of touch-starved to touchy

(reasoning under the cut:)

hikari & maya: self-explanatory. you don’t look at either of these two and think “well-adjusted.” i wholeheartedly believe that the closest thing hikari had to a hug before seisho was a mr. white pillow and the closest thing maya had to a friend was her idol saijou claudine, of whom she has all the bonus dvd content

junna: she’s a normal person. neither touch-starved nor touchy but she gets points for dipping karen out of nowhere, though i maintain that that was mostly for The Drama and not an indicator of her usual physicality

banana: she gives hugs which bumps her above junna but i feel like she’s more of an acts of service kind of person, ya know? also she probably rarely is on the receiving end of a comforting hug bc of her insistence to take care of everybody else, all the time. hop to it, junna!

futakao: literally always in contact with one another. the only reason they’re not higher is that they mostly just cling to each other (and banana, once, notably)

mahiru: she has four siblings and two children in the form of her roommates (one of whom she glomps on-screen), she has more physical affection than she knows what to do with. she’s bumped down in rankings because she’s a little more reserved than the next two menaces

claudine: she will whisper bonjour into your ear with no prompting, drape her arm over your seat while she slides next to you, make you believe she’s gonna kiss you with a hand on your cheek and a sudden closing of distance, spring a surprise waltz on you, hug you after battling through the school basement bogeymen on your first day of class to introduce herself etc. etc. and she will do it all with no shame whatsoever. i don’t think we acknowledge just how much of a cassanova kuro is just because she’s too often nerfed by maya but goddamn the effect she had on asami in overture, amemiya, lalafin and the frontier girls in the lovers’ bond story, even yachiyo in twenty faces--saijou claudine is canonically bitchless but if she knew what a work-life balance was she’d pull. that’s my manifesto

karen: she beats claudine by a slim margin because of the torpedo-like quality of her enthusiasm and the inescapable strength of her grip. if kaoruko had the lower body strength to drag karen across the floor in episode 6, karen would have held fast and let her do the dragging. 

#revue starlight #kagura hikari #tendou maya #hoshimi junna #daiba nana #hanayagi kaoruko #isurugi futaba #tsuyuzaki mahiru #saijou claudine #aijou karen #mine #yes the claires and floras are the extremes. i didn't plan this it just happened #little known fact masai and amemiya cast you according to how well you take a hug #i stand by baby maya having a parasocial relationship with baby claudine also. she's so lucky she has a million dollar poker face bc #i just KNOW that the moment she saw Saijou Claudine TM at the seisho entrance exams she felt the very earth beneath her feet reshape itself #into a world where she gets to breathe the same air as the burning star she had long been looking to #she was doing laps in her mind palace on her knees throwing sand in the air i just know it #(idr if it was ever confirmed when maya acquired those cds but i choose to believe she has been a fan for years reality is what i make it)