Also, I haven't posted about this beautiful man on here before iirc, so...let's rectify that.
And never forget that the Internet once tried to convince me he was not only NOT gorgeous, but in fact that he was unattractive.
Clearly the Internet was just jealous because...I mean look at him. You're seriously trying to say that magnificent example of manhood is unattractive? Wild. Can't relate.
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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods
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seeing people thirst over a white man I'm not personally attracted to is wild like they'll say things like "he had no right to be this hot on this picture 🥵" and he's just.
i mean good for you but personally i think if being so hot is a crime he's a law abiding citizen
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I can't stop thinking about sucking Chris off 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Very valid, anon. I don't have a thing for abs but, I want to kiss his so badly and hold his ass while he cums into my mouth.
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I need an updated version of this chart with all his characters up to 2023
[Original by @ ParrotGrian 2021]
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you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel
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