#being a gay disaster

[introspectivememories]

it's always distinguished lesbian momo with disaster gay todoroki. we need to flip the script. disaster lesbian momo with distinguished gay todoroki. tddk are practically living together in shouto's japanese style dorm meanwhile momo flies in every morning, hair a mess, slamming that shoji door open, talkin bout "todoroki-kun! kyouka touched my knee this morning! do you think she likes me????"

#momo 2 seconds later: oh good morning midoriya-san. i hope i didnt disturb your sleep. anyway todoroki-kun pleaaase tell me what to do #i like this idea of prim and proper momo becoming a disaster over her gay little crush on jirou #tddk got their shit together 3 months into being friends. tdrk just confessed in that blunt way of his and now they're practically married #izuku's dorm room is his extra closet space for all might merch #they share a futon ffs #on the other hand momo's internal dialogue is just: hnnnng kyouka prettyyyy kyouka strong kyouka kissable #momo having debriefing sessions with tdrk every morning is so funny to me #izk thinks its ridiculous bc c'mon kyouka's crush on momo is visible from the moon #just tell her you like her yaoyorozu-san!! #yaoyorozu momo #jirou kyouka #todoroki shouto #midoriya izuku #tododeku #momojirou #tddk #bnha

[gunnslaughter]

Gay panic but it's that AU I drew once or twice.

#link #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #loz #ganondorf #gay #very gay #something something hurt comfort #Link being nurse #or like you know #trying to help fix but just being a disaster #IDK MAAAAN just #Im gonna figure out dinner #since Ganon figured his SNAAAP

[midoristeashop]

Mending my sins and finally catching up with lights of Avalon!!!1!! @alkalinefrog

I swear kai your characterization of everyone is so perfect and charming UGH it’s like falling in love with them all over again

Huge special shoutout to @bignostalgias for being the bulk of the inspo for their designs! Hic, jack, jame, and em designs are next <3

#lights of avalon #hijack #there are so many drawable scenes SO MANY #tooth is written so fuckin good what #ASTRIANA SWEEP #bunny actually caring about everyone’s well being brings tears to my eyes #the big brother dynamic w jack is chefs kiss #SANDY #always always a sandy kinnie #WHEN HE FLIPS THE TABLE #also I kid you not the moment the smallest of descriptive details about Jamie came up I exploded #THATS HIM #MY SON #I’m on ch 8 rn #I have many things to talk about w/ my disaster gays in a separate post #toothiana #bunnymund #rotg

[sketchy--akechi]

absolutely adore akechi's confidant and how my dude tries to establish a meaningful connection in order to manipulate akira but has absolutely no idea how to do that so he traumadumps all over the place. the bath house was an absolute disaster. "can i put my clothes back on" idk akira can you. and then instead of recognizing his desire for human connection akechi just goes and labels his feelings for akira as hatred. you did it goro you won

THIS A HUNDRED TIMES OVER 🙏 🙏 

#hes a gay disaster. thats what he is #asks #txt #i think its clear that akechi is trying to manipulate akira to some degree but #my headcanon is that akechi wasn't suspicious of akira in the beginning #and was just genuinely trying to befriend the cute boy from the tv studio #yknow. just a small part of him that was kind of Normal #but akechi caught onto akira being a phantom thief soon enough #and was like “oh i can use him” #and we know how the rest went

[skatingbi]

So hear me out on my headcanon guys:

Sanji with heterochromia (i cant spell that fuckin word man..) where one eye is blue and another is brown. He always hides the blue eye.

The first one to notice is Zoro, who is immediantly like "holy shit youre eyes are pretty" and sanji is like "what the FUCK"

Actually fuck it im gonna write about this nobody can stop me.

Sometimes, on lonley nights in the gallery, when Sanji is busy prepping, he looks in the reflection of his knife. Underneath the frizzy mess of a fringe that is part of his hair reveals the blue eye he struggles looking at. He stares, scrutinizing that light blue in the gleam of his knife gripped tightly in his hand. He looks away to force his attention back on prep work. His hands are always slightly unsteady after those moments. He always ends up with a cut on his hand one way or another on those nights.

When Sanji was a kid, his brothers would use his heterochromia as a weapon against him. He was the freak with two colored eyes. They would say his blue eye was creepy, too. Not only was he weak but also too different to be called their brother.

When you're a kid, you take these insults to heart. Eventually, when you're barely into adulthood, they'll still plague you. They become a part of you, just like how Zeff's teachings became a part of Sanji.

Judge looked at his eyes with disgust masked by indifference. It was another reason for Sanji to assume why he was the failure. The outcast. The runt of the litter.

His mother had blue eyes. She always claimed Sanji got his blue eye from her because her father had heterochromia, too. That was the only time little Sanji felt normal. When she died, Sanji started to grow out his hair to hide the only thing he had left of her: her eyes.

Now, Sanji still hides her eyes from view. Realistically, Sanji is fully aware that none of the crew would give a rats ass what he looked like. Regardless, old habits die hard. He feels safe under the mask he made for himself. As he goes about preparing lunch, perhaps grilled sea king again with how luffy is always eager to fight those things, he lets his mind wander to his eyes more. While hands expertly move through his knife like an extension of his body, he thinks about the mess of blond hair that's always in the way. He'd never admit it out loud, but his hair actually bothers him. Since it started growing out, it gets everywhere; his mouth, in his eyes, and tangled in the buttons of his shirt. Is sanji happy with his longer hair? Absolutely. It's a nusiance to leave it down constantly, though.

As he's thinking this, he's blowing the fringe of hair covering his face out of the way every so often so it stops tickling his nose. He continues to evenly slice through a portion of sea king meat until somebody, Nami he realizes immediantly, speaks up.

"Do you need a hair tie, sanji?" Nami asks sweetly. Her smile is radiant, as always, while she looks up from the map shes been studying. Sanji didnt even realize Nami came in and made the kitchen table into a study until now, but he doesnt dwell on it. Nami is welcome in his kitchen, after all.

"Oh no, thank you, Nami-swan! I think I just need a haircut soon," Sanji lies as he's moving through the kitchen. He gives Nami a quick smile before turning back to the meat on the cutting board and avoids Nami's gaze under the disguise of being busy. His lie wasn't as believable as he wanted it to be, especially when he's stumbling over his words while he is usually eloquent with them towards Nami and Robin.

"But until then, you should take one! I probably have hundreds lying around my room anyways," She says. It's a peace offering designed to be in Sanji's language of communication. It secretly says he's getting that hairtie whether he wants it or not, and Sanji is weak enough to accept the offering. He takes the hair tie with a grateful smile, wrapping it around his wrist and going back to his current task. Nami and Sanji work in comfortable silence after that, but the hair tie weighs on his wrist like a weighted bracelet.

A few days pass by. Through every single one, he stares at the hair tie in the morning. He really should tie his hair back. It reaches his shoulders for gods sake, and it keeps getting in his mouth - but that small part of him that clings onto grief like its all that he knows refuses to. He doesn't think he can bring himself to share the only part of himself that he truly loves deep down. What if the crew really thinks it's weird? What if his brothers are right?

These what if's roam in the back of his mind. They lurk just beneath the surface like an unknown predator hidden in murky water. He ignores it along with the anxiety that crawls up his throat every time he looks at his wrist.

Then, a week passes by. Now he's in his kitchen making a simple breakfast for his nakama. Franky, in particular, will enjoy this since his tastes lie within American style food most of the time. He focuses on seasoning the eggs, some of them cooked differently to cater to everyone's tastes. While he goes through the familiar and therapeutic motions of cooking, the door opens to reveal an annoying head of mossy hair and the steady noise of three swords bumping each other at the hip.

" Oi, go to sleep in your own bunk. I dont need you stinkin' up my kitchen while im trying to work." He utters without looking up from the stove.

"Why can't I just sleep here shit cook?" Zoro grunts. Sanji hears him shuffle around on the gallery's couch behind him. He's probably lying down, or maybe he'll sleep sitting up again, or maybe he'll watch Sanji cook. That's the most irritating one, which usually ends up with them fighting out on the deck one way or another.

"Because youre fuckin' annoying, get out."

"The hell I am, I'm taking a nap here."

"Oh my - You know what?" Sanji whips around to glare at Zoro, making sure the knife he was using is now in his hand to point at the source of his ire, "Fine, but if I hear a single snore out of you I'm kicking you into the ocean!" He threatens and turns around to finish up with breakfast. By now, all he has left is pancakes. The batter was prepped earlier, so now it's just focusing on pouring evenly. It's task that's menial but still important to him regardless.

His hair is covering his face too much. He tries to shake his head to flip it to the side. It falls back to where it was before he can pick the bowl of batter back up. He brushes it over his shoulder, and it simply flows back over it. He blows his hair out of the way, a classic move, but not even that works and he's slamming the bowl down on the counter before he can even stop himself and walks away from his work to grab the hairtie from around his wrist. In a few fluid motions, he ties his hair back haphazardly into a poor attempt at a low bun, but it's out of his face, and now he can focus.

He's too deep in concentration to even remember that he has heterochromia in the first place. Cooking lowers his guard unlike anything else in the world. The gallery acts like a safe space and cooking is his comfort. He still forgets, too, while calling for Zoro to get his lazy ass up to help since he's decided to loiter in his kitchen.

"Hey moss, if you're gonna laze around my kitchen, set the table for me." His request demand is met with a middle finger, which Sanji gladly returns as he walks over to the couch to kick Zoro on the stomach. The half asleep annoyance is now suddenly alert and glares at Sanji for a moment before it's quickly replaced with a look Sanji has yet to add to his mental notes he likes to call "Marimo Dictionary". Zoro's eyebrows are slightly raised, and his eyes glitter with something Sanji rarely sees. He's never been able to place a name on that look. Now he's confused. "What? Dont give me that youre tired crap youre not fuckin 10." He says.

Zoro is still looking at him, though, and now Sanji looks back with confusion because what the fuck is he-

Oh. His eyes.

Shit.

Sanji rips the hairtie out of his hair at light speed, probably pulling a few strands out by accident in the process but he could honestly care less when theres something more important. Like whatever the fuck just happened.

Before he can turn away and go set the table himself to distance himself from the marimo, Zoro's hand moves suddenly to grab his wrist, stopping him from running away.

"Wait, wait, hold on," Zoro pleads. And what the fuck. Zoro has never said anything like that and its fucking with Sanji's head because what the fuck. "You...uh." He continues in his signature graceless way. "Your eyes..." He pauses after that, sitting up and looking at Sanji, but not just looking, he's looking.

"Marimo," Sanji's own voice is riddled with anxiety with how shaky it is now. "Let me go dumbass," He demands but it could have been mistaken for him begging with how much he's struggling to keep himself together.

He's anticipating the worst. He knows what he's expecting. Sanji has experienced it countless times before, and he's aware he will again right now while a pancake is probably burning on the pan for all he knows.

It doesnt.

Zoro is looking at him still, maintaining eye contact but also darting between both eyes. He's looking at him like those golden eyes are looking into his soul and its too much.

It's too much because Zoro's response is uncharacteristically soft in so many ways. Zoro speaks to him like he's speaking with reverence, "Your eyes are beautiful."

Sanji shatters on the gallery floor there. His soul is bare for Zoro to see suddenly and that terrifies Sanji. Nobody has ever told him he's beautiful. Especially his eyes. He yanks his wrist from Zoro's grasp and speed walks to the stove to turn it off and remove the burnt pancake from the pan. He doesnt respond. He cant, not when his heart flutters when it should have been anchored down by rejection.

Then, Sanji walks up to Zoro, grabs onto both his shoulders, pushes him out the gallery door with surprisingly little resistance, and slams it shut. He leans against the door, sliding down until he's sitting on the floor with his head tucked between his knees. His face is burning and his face is probably red like a tomato right now. He stares at the ground with wide eyes and a weirdly giddy feeling in his chest and stomach nearly akin to happiness but also dangerously close to feeling freaked the hell out.

"What the fuck."

#Bro...I will make this a series on god #like man...writing the second half of this was SO FUCKIN FUN #Anyways sanji has heterochromia supremacy #zosan #one piece #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #sanji being called beautiful is his gay awakening #and he's late preparing breakfast after that #he'll probably smoke an entire pack of cigs after that too #somebody help this poor disaster #Sanji has Heterochromia

[woah-i-am-here]

Role Swap!AU Doodles for a fanfic I want to write later. Basically World Tour but Alejandro and Noah have their roles and part of their upbringing swapped. Noah is the youngest of his siblings who are famous and recognized in areas and he's the ignored genius who's in the show for the first time trying to get recognition from his family, and Alejandro is a capable guy who got unfairly eliminated in season one and came back for another shot at the million.

Remind me to never pick up digital drawing again. It is p a i n f u l. I want to lie in the floor, ty very much.

#total drama #alenoah #td noah #td alejandro #alternate universe #role swap au #i legit have all the history thought out and let me tell you #it is gay #Swap alejandro being carried by swap noah in the robot is so fucking cursed LMAO #i love it #Bruh i love those dumbasses why can't they kiss UGGgGHHHHHh #noah is a fashion disaster even in this AU #He can't save himself the dummy Lmao #Noah is the 'he likes to be tall meme' #He's a shortie in this AU

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees]

This just in: local lesbian doesn’t know how to flirt, says if her gal pal’s brain drove a cool car she’d date it

#td spoilers #Mkulia #julia being a suave cool lesbian is our disaster gay is in #total drama #total drama reboot #td Julia #td mk

[waytooinvested]

[Kara and Clarke arrive to interview Lena for the first time] Lena: Hello, you're here for the Daily Planet interview? Kara: [going bright red at this unexpected Goddess of a CEO making eye contact with her] Yes, hello! I mean, good morning ms madam- ma-madam Luthor- Ms ma'am- Ms Luthor. Lena: Oh. Thank you. But please, call me Lena. Clarke: Yes, the full title's rather a mouthful, isn't it?

#incorrect supergirl quotes #incorrect supercorp quotes #kara danvers #lena luthor #crack #Kara being a flustered gay disaster #source: cabin pressure

[groovinrightalong]

Spreading my “Mike’s favorite songs are influenced by Will” agenda

#mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #byler #byler wip #byler fic #the cure #also #disaster gays #poor will almost wrecked the car #you thought I only wrote mike being dumb and gay? #incorrect #we’re an equal opportunity household ‘round these parts

[aha-chuu]

Sorta interesting thing I noticed while reading Kavetham / haiveh fanfiction is that the most popular fanon seems to be that Kaveh is into make-up and has a whole beauty/skincare routine, but -

If you look at their faces, Al Haitham is the one obviously wearing make up? Like he has his peachy eye shadow situation and the same liner Kaveh has. Kaveh does have more pronounced eyelashes (mascara maybe?) but Al Haitham is definitely also wearing some make up, if not more make up.

I sorta like the idea that Kaveh, distractible architect extraordinaire, has the same insomnia I do and so doesn't get out of bed until the last minute before leaving. So he actually never plans time to do complex make up, if any at all, and his hair is stuck with a million clips and no sense of cohesion. His shirt is half unbuttoned cos he literally walked out of the door still pulling it on.

In contrast, Al Haitham has his life (and morning routine) in order, so he has time for a splash of eye shadow in the morning. He's very efficient and bare-bones about it, just a couple of products to look a little more presentable, but it's there. And ofc looking good is important when you're so recognisable.

#Kaveh #al Haitham #Alhaitham #Genshin impact #Kavetham #haiveh #this is also i think a symptom of what i like to call #the babygirlification problem #where people pick the twink (bottom) in the gay ship #and give them the more feminine attributes #which actually isn't too much of an epidemic for these two! #and bottom top hcs are ofc fine #but I'm a lil tired of like #oh big strong alhaitham and his fragile twink bf #saw a fic where they explicitly wrote Kaveh as a catalyst user cos #nahhhh he's too soft for claymore #':/ let them both have multiple attributes come on #also #there is something funny about Kaveh being a disaster and still looking so good #people assume he's putting in effort #but i think that's just me being optimistic about myself #i like Alhaitham more but the adhd blonde in me relates hard with disaster Kaveh man #but then I'm a humanities student who's a bit blunt... #maybe Kavetham is me. I'll give myself that yeah #self love or something

[thehauntedmarionnette]

Return of the bkdk in-correct quotes,

from a anime world far, far away

Izuku: Wow, they really hate us. Katsuki: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Izuku: But we’re not gay, Kachann. Katsuki: Izuku: Katsuki: We’re not?

Izuku: Relationships should be 50/50. Kachann cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Katsuki: I'm trash. Izuku: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Katsuki: Katsuki: You smooth motherfucker. Katsuki: And yes it does.

Izuku is crying after a breakup Katsuki: There there, Izuku. Izuku, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Katsuki: Great question—

Izuku: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Katsuki: Okay. Izuku: And make out during the scary parts. Katsuki: Th- Katsuki: The scary parts. Katsuki: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Izuku: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Katsuki: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Izuku: I said within reason, Kachann. How about I murder that guy? Katsuki: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Izuku: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

#mha bkdk #mha #bnha #bakugou katsuki #izuku midoriya #my hero academia #bkdk #bakudeku #ugh yes kachann Sharkboy and Lavagirl is terrifying #i love all of class A especially Izuku being horrible at self care #and then katsuki (being the only one who ca take care of himself) is just so fed up with it #and then katsuki actually takes him up on the murder and Izuku can't do that either #i love my lil disaster gays #bkdk incorrect quotes #this was made with the incorrect quotes generator

[blessyouhawkeye]

LOVE that kim showed up to chay's house intending to snoop but he got so endeared by chay's room that he just gave up and decided to flirt with him instead. being a disaster gay is genetic it seems

#literally who cares about the mafia plot i just want an hour of kimchay being awkward and giggly #we need tankhun to get a boyfriend to tell if ALL of them are disaster gays or if it skipped him #it would be SO funny if the most highly functioning homosexual is TANKHUN #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #kim theerapanyakul #porchay pachara #kimchay #kimporchay #porchay kittisawasd

[vegaseatsass]

NONJINPHEE NATION, RISE!!

#i feel so ALIVE #ALIVE FRIEND FOREVER #dead friend forever #dff #dff the series spoilers #dff spoilers #the implications of phee being jins fuckbuddy and jin like im not easy like that anymore u always said we were just friends well NO MORE 😤 #AND THE WHOLE TIME!!! THE WHOLE TIME PHEE WAS DOING THAT #the whole time he was PLAYING with jin's FEELINGS #it was what????????? elaborate revenge that they're now taking to the next level before jin leaves the country ? ? ? #what did jin with his earnest sincere stars-and-hearts non-vision DO #why is he a target for GAY REVENGE i'm so amped #and tee!!! what a disaster human!!!! love this little (ok big) fucker #love how much he is not the safe trustworthy lifestyle dom white went into this believing he was. needing him to be #oh man oh man #heart emoji man i love you #gonna get possessive next week gonna get 'why do you need friends who aren't me' #like honestly not sure nonphee is even so very healthy but ykw it is full of codependence and GAY REVENGE #(plus hes not wrong about THESE particular friends) #IM SO AMPED!!!!!!!!!! IM SO ALIVE #dear diary

[kheyys-worms]

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#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #doodle dump #what have i been up to these days? I'VE BEENS SIMPING OVER THIS WOMAN #ooughhhh #when i tell y'all i'm down bad for her-- #THE NEWEST EPISODE HAD ME SO WEAK ON THE KNEES OTL OTL #SHE'S SOOOO.... BEAUTIFUL. MAJESTIC. BREATHTAKING. ETHEREAL!!! #PLEASE... CHIMERA FALIN-- JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE #She can step on me and crush me with her dragon claws and i'd be resurrected just so she can do it all over again <33 #marcille 🤝me : being an absolute gay disaster for her #HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK FOLKS (From me: a disaster bi)

[likhopinetree]

arthur lancelot and guinevere are the people id say yes to if they notice me across the bar and really dig my vibe

#the queer experience of not being able to decide if #you want them to adopt you or kiss you #im not sorry im disaster #hnoc #high noon over camelot #the mechanisms #the mechs #arthur hnoc #lancelot hnoc #guinevere hnoc #gods im so gay

[mistresskabooms]

So Deltarune is really fucking good. It's really funny, the gays are getting everything they ever wanted, and it expands on the Mechanics of Undertale in a really natural and fun way. The artstyle slaps hard and the music is amazing. It is a huge step forward from Undertale in every conceivable way ((which, if I may add, I adore with all my heart.))

But the game wouldn't let me side with Queen when she offered. 0/10

#Y'all I'm fuckin gay #for this goddamn funky computer lesbian #she's also very gender #I wanna have that energy of being competent #and confident #but also a massive fucking disaster #also Berdly I fucking GET the smart kid pressure #but seriously just... Chill #I can't wait for the full game to come out in 2065 #also. hot Take: Spamton's only okay in the actual game. I think he's one of those characters that massively benefits from all the memes #and VAs dubbing his voicelines. #but in game he's just Okay #the Stupendium song is fucking fire though #deltarune