#this was made with the incorrect quotes generator

[thehauntedmarionnette]

Bkdk incorrect quotes part six Kachann : Did it hurt when you fell- Izuku: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Kachann : No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Izuku: … Kachann : You just laid there for 15 minutes. Kachann : Fight me! Izuku: gets on one knee and pulls out a ring Izuku: Fight me for the rest of our lives. Kachann : I am so strong. I am the number one hero. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness— Izuku: Hi. Kachann : melts down in a flustered heap of softness Kachann : Laughs Izuku, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— Izuku: We’re married? Kachann : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Izuku: Wow. They sound stupid. Kachann : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Izuku: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Kachann : I guess you’re right. Hey Izuku, I love you. Izuku: See! Just say that! Kachann : Holy fucking shit. Izuku: If that flies over their head then, sorry Kachann , but they're too dumb for you. Kachann : Izuku.

#bkdk #mha #bakudeku #bnha #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #my hero academia #mha bkdk #no I do not have an explanation of why it took me so long to do this #bkdkbk #this was made with the incorrect quotes generator #bkdk incorrect quotes

[awakentrashpanda]

Smiling Critters incorrect quotes

Dogday: What is the code etomologists use for "I stepped on it, I'm so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions."

Catnap: "Impromptu dissection" is an alarming phrase in any context and I thank you for it.

KickinChickin: What’s biologist for "the little f⭐️cker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex?"

Bubba Bubbaphant: "The specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses."

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Hoppy Hopscotch: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. 
KickinChickin: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: Nothing in life is free. 
Bobby Bearhug: Love is free. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: Knowledge is free. 
Craftycorn: Friendship is free. 
Dogday: Self-respect is free. 
KickinChickin: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. 
The Squad: ... 
PickyPiggy: Kickin, that's illegal- 
Hoppy Hopscotch: No, let him finish!

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Bubba Bubbaphant: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Are you calling me short? 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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KickinChickin: You have Crayons? 
Craftycorn: Yes, I have— 
KickinChickin: You're— how old are you? 
Craftycorn (in tears): YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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PickyPiggy: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase? 
Catnap: I accidentally fell down. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: CATNAP PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay HIS part of our rent! 
Dogday: Catnap bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money. 
KickinChickin: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Dogday.

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Dogday: I love you. 
Catnap: How many people have you said that to? 
Dogday: Everyone. 
Catnap: What? 
Dogday: I told everyone that I love you.

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Craftycorn: Why does Picky always do the laundry so loudly? 
Bobby Bearhug: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. 
PickyPiggy, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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PickyPiggy: So Hunny-bunny, how did your first time cooking dinner go? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Pretty good if I do say so myself. 
PickyPiggy: Oo! Okay, what are we having? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. 
PickyPiggy: A whole potato? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! 
PickyPiggy: These just look like big slabs of black. 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Because that's what they are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for desert, we have chocolate. 
PickyPiggy: These are just chocolate chips? 
Hoppy Hopscotch: They sure are! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: And then for drinks, we have toast! 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

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KickinChickin: I have a plan.

PickyPiggy: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

KickinChickin: …

PickyPiggy: …

KickinChickin: I no longer have a plan.

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PickyPiggy: why can’t any of y’all ever come up with a plan that doesn’t involve breaking the law?

Bubba Bubbaphant (awkwardly looking over at KickinChickin and Hoppy Hopscotch): Picky…You do realize that three of us have been to prison before, right?

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KickinChickin: Have I ever told you that I love you like the mom I never had? 
PickyPiggy: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! 
KickinChickin: Mean.

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Hoppy Hopscotch: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 
PickyPiggy: 
Hoppy Hopscotch: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure? 
PickyPiggy: Hmf! 'Sorry' ain’t never gonna bring back my f🍎cking M&Ms.

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Bubba Bubbaphant: What do we think of Dogday? 
*pause* 
Hoppy Hopscotch: *shrugs* Nice pal. 
Bobby Bearhug: I think he’s gay.

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KickinChickin: That was so hot, Bubba. 
Bubba Bubbaphant: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. 
KickinChickin: I'm so in love with you.

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KickinChickin: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere... 
Catnap: Only as their rodeo clown.

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#smiling critters #incorrect quotes #some of these are from tumblr #some of these are from a generator #some of these I made up or edited #pickypiggy x hoppy hopscotch #PickyPiggy #dogday x catnap #Dogday #hoppy hopscotch #craftycorn x bobby bearhug #craftycorn #catnap x dogday #catnap #bobby bearhug x crafty corn #bobby bearhug #bubba bubbaphant x kickinchickin #bubba bubbaphant #kickinchickin #gay #lesbian #silly #lgbtq+

[stxrrynxghts]

Arjun: you call yourself soul mate, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?

Krishna: making four accounts, bro

Arjun, tearing up: bro-

#mahabharat #mahabharata #hindu mythology #arjun #krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #saw this on the net somewhere #thought that krishna arjun will look good in this one #i have said before am saying again #not all of these memes are originals #some i just recycled from the net #some are from a quotes generator #but some are made by me #so dont wanna be accused of plagiarizm #thanks for coming to my ted talk

[fractiflos]

Incorrect Quotes!

Hikage: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Banjo: Where am I on the list?

Hikage: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Second: You are the love of my life, and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Yoichi: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Second: I said within reason, Yoichi. How about I murder that guy? Yoichi: So, murder is in reason, but proper self-care isn't? Second: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Second: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Third, looking at Second: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? Second and Third in unison: sighs Yoichi

#just clearing out my drafts #yoichi shigaraki #second one for all holder #third one for all holder #hikage shinomori #daigoro banjo #this has been in my drafts since august #I might make a part 2. I was just playing around with an incorrect quote generator when I made this #mha incorrect quotes

[ninja-troll-lover]

*at 3am* Hazel: *runs into Branch’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead! Branch: *wakes up* Dude! Hazel: *cackles* Poppy: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Branch* What the fuck, Hazel? Hazel: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

#trolls #trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls world tour #dreamworks #broppy #trolls poppy #trolls branch #branch trolls #poppy trolls #incorrect trolls #trolls incorrect quotes #oc: hazel #personal hc that after the events of the 2nd movie Hazel had to move to her twin's bunker #and after 3rd movie Floyd also moved in #and its CANON that Branch made rooms for his brothers and since in this AU he also has sisters then ofcourse he made rooms for his sisters #ntl.txt #source: incorrect quotes generator

[incorrect-star-allies]

Fecto Elfilis: What have I done wrong?!

Kirby: Everything. For your entire life.

#kirby made the angry face at elfilis so #he probably does NOT like him to say the least #incorrect quotes #incorrect kirby quotes #incorrect star allies #kirby series #fecto elfilis #kirby #source: perchance generator

[flysafepapi]

Eddie: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Steve: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Eddie: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DUSTIN WITH ME!

Robin, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

#the incorrect quotes generator strikes again #I don’t even care if this has been done before it made me laugh #they would and I know it #(in)correct stranger things quotes #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes

[zero-0-clock]

damian: am I going too far?

tim: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.

#incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #damian wayne #i got bored so i made an incorrect quotes generator give me quotes and then i just put their names before said quotes #i am BORED

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Bruce: The darkness... it calls me and it's saying-

Dick: LET'S GO EAT ICE CREAM!

Alfred: *laughting* What an interesting darkness, Master Bruce.

#i made this quote in a post of 2004 batman #than I decided to make it separated because I think it fits their early dinamic on general and not only in one verse #robin is his light #baby dick grayson #dick grayson #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfam incorrect quotes

[ask-orkiindah]

Odahviing: The floor is lava!

Casthia: *helps Durnehviir onto the counter*

Sun Spots: *kicks Alduin off the sofa*

Miraak: *lays on the floor*

Odahviing: ...Are you okay?

Miraak: No.

#felix made a post #incorrect skyrim quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #last dragonborn #(s) #miraak #alduin #durnehviir #odahviing #I'd add Paarty-Snax but the generator only goes to 6 #Casthia #Sun Spots

[fizzyforlifebitch13]

A-spen: So are we flirting right now? Willa: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU A-spen: That doesn’t answer my question

#made this from the incorrect quotes generator #disney zombies #zombies 3 #a-spen #willa lykensen

[thehauntedmarionnette]

Bakudeku correct quotes part four; Gays? In our hero academia? Most likely.

Katsuki: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash. Izuku: Oh. We're going out? Katsuki: Wh… Katsuki: What do you want to be for Halloween? Izuku: Yours. Katsuki:... Katsuki: …yeah, that would be pretty scary. Izuku: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Katsuki: Peonies, why? Izuku:... Katsuki: Were you going to get me flowers? Izuku:... Katsuki: Izuku: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ Katsuki: You got a date yet Izuku? Izuku: No… Katsuki: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand! Izuku: I’m in love with you. Katsuki: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Izuku: I know. Katsuki: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool- Izuku: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Katsuki: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Izuku: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Katsuki: Is it working?

#mha #bkdk #bakudeku #bnha #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #my hero academia #mha bkdk #boku no hero academia #dekubaku #ktdk #dkbk #decchan #katsuizu #katsudeku #seducing somebody into healthy sleep #self deprecating Izuku is best Izuku #bkdk incorrect quotes #this was made with the incorrect quotes generator

[just-some-brainrot]

wild: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

time: wild-

time: it- it was just an ant-

wild: YOU’RE A MURDERER

#ok haha funny but aLSO I SAW THIS IN AN INCORRECT WUOTE GENERATIR RIGHT AFTWR I RETEAD A FIC I POSTED TO AO3 #the extra context of writing that fic made this SO MUCH FUNNIER #like i literally wrote link spiraling just from seeing a fucking ant on his finger #he’s full out having flashbacks to his death and just going through it #and some random algorithm is like hey!! look here!!!! #like holy shit #impeccable timing random generator algorithm #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu wild #lu #lu time

[cometblaster2070]

Lizzie: You know, Hunter gives Ashlynn flowers every day. I wish you’d do that.

Kitty: Well, alright then.

*Later*

Kitty: *Hands Ashlynn a bouquet*

Ashlynn: Excuse me??

Kitty: Yeah, don't ask me, I’m just as confused.

#ever after high #eah #incorrect quotes #incorrect eah quotes #incorrect ever after high quotes #incorrect quotes generator #ashlynn ella #hunter huntsman #huntlynn #kitty chesire #lizzie hearts #kitzie #lizzie full on sprinting towards ashlynn screaming #OFF WITH HER HEAD #full on betrayal even #after they made dresses together too #and hunter's just making sad puppy eyes in the corner #ashlynn is just thoroughly confused #and kitty's looking over at lizzie all proud like #babe look see i did it! #lizzie why do you have that murderous gleam in your eye #why are you running towards me and ashlynn-

[wouzay]

Jason: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Dick: Isn't that just killing people?

Jason: Ah, technicality.

#dick grayson #batkids #jason todd #batfam #batman #nightwing #red hood #made with incorrect quote generator #incorrect dc quotes

[airlocksandaviaries]

Goncharov (1973) Incorrect Quotes (1/?)

Goncharov: If i die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited

Katya: if?

Andrey: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

#goncharov #incorrect quotes #made using the incorrect quotes generator #I am procrastinating and having too much fun with this #Gonrey #😂😂😂 #goncharov 1973