#best crackship ever

[perfectlywingedcrusade]

Leap into the stars ~

#best crackship ever #WIP #crosshair #asajj ventress #crosshair x ventress #the bad batch #the bad batch fanart #bad batch: the ballet

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

you have done something irreparable to the martyn inthelittlewood fans

< feeling pride

Inthelittlebur or whatever it's getting called as escaped containment and I have no way to find all the propaganda scattered across itlblr, it's too late they are now roaming free D:

#mcyt crackships bracket #asks #admin speaks #propaganda #this was unexpected #yet is probably the best thing ever #we just decided if we werent tagged/reblog/asked we would leave it alone #impossible to keep up with otherwise #littlesoot #? #inthelittlewood

[twinklingalphard]

Comm by @handsome-kakigori!!!

💖I absolutely love this!!! 💖

#setvain #sometimes you have to be the change you want to see in the world #so now im paying people to draw my crackships for me #best decision i ever made honestly #fe3h commission

[randomrabbidramblings]

Whoops.

Mental image escaped my head.

Huge shoutout to @bramble-scramble, I wanted to draw those two together for a while, I just lacked inspiration.

Fun fact: this is the first time I ever draw Woodrow properly smiling.

#i wont stop saying it: this is the best crackship ever #rabbid #rabbids #mario rabbids #mario rabbids sparks of hope #mario + rabbids #mario+rabbids #mario+rabbids sparks of hope #sparks of hope #mario + rabbids sparks of hope #rabbid phantom #tom phan #phantom of the bwahpera #rabbid woodrow #my art #phandrow

[juanasfanart]

this is the best crackship in the entire OSC ever change my mind >:333

#the historical and nice object show #the minutely object show #thanos object show #thanos #tmos #osc #object show community #square bracket #vegan gains #vegan gains thanos #square bracket tmos #world of objects #algebraliens #square brackets wife left him #crackship #ship #best osc crackship ever #gay ppl #gay rights #i love this ship so damn much #gay #gay gay homosexual gay #cry about it #change my mind #idk #hi #lmao #silly #fanart #fanart for u

[sneakupandhitya]

oh so he stupid as all hell

#mine #mspaint #ocs #klez #tame #klame real #not reallu #you ever start crackshipping your own characters #its so silly because like. i could literally just Make them date if i wanted #best to keep them separate #like church and state #aliens #aromantic straight trans woman falls for stupid cishet blood sucking frat boy #digital art

[amillionnames]

hey guys i just came up with the best ship ever, again!!! this time, instead of senator reaper, we have…

glass clown!!

yep, you guessed it! barnaby x home from welcome home 😌😌

just imagine, him walking up to the house and just going “hey there, i like your door 🫦” (and eddie just trying to deliver mail looking so confused and disturbed). wally definitely set them up

so beautiful am i right??!!

(THIS IS A JOKE ‼️)

#welcome home #barnaby b beagle #home #crackship #i come up with the best ships ever

[pastelpaperplanes]

Literally this

the internet remains undefeated I am HUMBLED

#the rarest of pairs #it takes the crown #but also has the stupid little jester hat too bc holy shit is there no better CRACKSHIP #(I’ve gotten some asks about hey wtf is megahead EVEN #it’s bulkhead/megatron #and their glorious fan kid named Bunky #BLESS YOU EVE #took the crack kid community by storm in 2020 #there was FANART there was FANFIC deadass I think it became a cult for megahead #literally the best couple weeks to witness #long story short: megahead is the worst shipname ever and Ailey bc of that did a lovely handful of people made it their duty #soley bc** #to let everyone and their MOTHER spread the word of megahead and bunky #ah the good days. LMAO) #RAREST OF MEGS PAIRINGS #all for some shits n giggles #SO MUCH FUN THO #asks #cursed

[denako]

🧚‍♂️If you decide to read this i do not guaranteed that youll get out of it brain damage free🧚‍♂️

Aka the worst thing I've ever wrote

:)

This is jotawes for those 5 people that ship it, also theres a "smutty" scene but written in the most nonsexy way possible

Also i wrote this 3 years ago so... Yeah

A love story i guess

"Hey dade!!!" Yelled jelen, the music was way too loud, she couldnt even hear her own thoughts.

"Oh! Hey Joleane, whats updog??"

"Not much, whachu doin here?" She asked. Not even knowing why she was speaking with her father in the first place.

"Chillin', but i was thinking bout goin home, an old fart like me has no rights to be at a party full of young horny people! Thats against the rules." He said sounding older than ever.

"Gonna take weather with me doe, hes old too. im afraid his old crusty bones will fall apart if he isnt careful enough" Joutaro added.

"Oh" exclaimed Jelean, a sour face painted on her face 👀🦷🦷😈.

"Ok den!!"

"You sound like you want me gone daughter!!" Jorato said with a bitter tone😠😠.

"NO FATHER i would never do such a thing, i am also afraid that your old bones will fall apart."

"Ok then, enjoy the rest of the party"

"Ok"

JOTERO left with weather report to do old man stuff at his home. JOLENA was glad that her old man was taking care of himself, she really wouldnt want to clean up his crusty dusty musty bones if he died.

Jolenaen continued being gay and dancing to the trash music playing on the speakers..

But then out of nowhere a group of girlies swarmed her. They were everywhere clawing at her like cats claw de... The thing... What do u call it?... The thing on the window.

IT DOESN'T MATTER OK.

She did not understand what was going on. When a group of girlies swarm her like this, they usually want to get closer to her. But not now. They were asking questions about her father.

What

They were asking for his number and stuff. She didnt know why as she didnt have the dilf eye. .

(The dilf e)

She shooed them away, there was no way she was going to give them the number of her gayass father. (She did not know he was a gayass)

She was going furious as some of the girliepops returned trying their luck again. But to no avail. Jolena was very stubborn and was not planning on leaking the personal details of her fathers credit card number to some random lady.

She then went and commited a few war crimes, just to spice up the night. She was now wanted in 13 European countries.

But then the girliers returned, she had no way to fight them and she succumbed to their voices squeaking like the goddamn rubber chickens.

Back at jootas house he was hitting that evil vvizard vveed with wes "weather report" bluemarine.

(Pictr of evil vvizard vveed)

They were both fucked up on the vveed. If jolana figured out he was doing this behind her back she would probably take and crumple him like a piece of paper. Then smoke him like he was doing with the vveed right now.

Out of nowhere Wes said " hey džotaro my dude, what about the funny... will we commit the funny today??"

"Oh, of course we will my evil vveather vvizard!"

There was silence for a moment, then joteroad continued "Thats why i took you here in the first place!"

"Ok then... So uh.. when will we start😳😳"

"How the fuck did you say that with your mouth?????"

Instead of an answer there was silence.

"Whatever... We will start once im done with this vveed"

"Ok then"

But unfortunately Jotroad was an extremely slow smoker, so finishing a single vveed took him about an hour.

In this time Wes smoked 7 vveeds.

He was so fucked up he could smell the colors.

"Ok im done😀"

Wes looked at him with his third eye 👁️.

Suddenly completely sober.

"Ok"

They started commiting the funny intercourse. It was very good and funny

.

They were... NAKED EWWWWW, but thats the harsh truth of commiting the funny crime.

"Oh yes my beloved, i am arriving" wes switched into being bri'ish for some reason.

Then he arrived.

The funny crime has been committed, they were now on an fbi watchlist.

Wes collapsed on the very moist joterod. He had no more energy. Very tired boy he was now.

They were laying on the couch in the living room, but jerotad didnt see any problem with this. He forgor 💀 that Jolenan actually lives with him, after being kicked out out of her previous home, because they found that saint jesus vveed in her apartment.

But still, she was probably gonna end up sleeping over at one of her gay ass friends house.

But THEN... OUT OF NOWHERE SHE BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR

OH FUCK

ALL OF THEM PANIC, joleaned starts scratching her eyes out and screeching at the top of her lungs as he accidentally saw weathers naked dusty ass.

"WHAT THE FUXK DAD{€¶€÷{`{€" SHE YELLS.

"Fucking dont look then bitch" Joteroded calmed down really fast because he was still high from that vvizard vveed.

" I fucking cant see now, i have no eyes" jolanda yells as she holds her eyes in her palms like that dude from pans labyrinth.

"Sucks to suck" says wes, his ass still completely naked and crusty

"Yeah and go sleep večerníček is already over"

"Of course papà" jolened leaves like the very obedient child she is.

"Very well then" retorts wes

"娘指ェ州の時期日起再去拿" says joterodesad and then they both fall asleep.

Jolene ends up screaming the entire night 😊😊.

The end🌈

Hope you didn't enjoy👴

#jjba #jjba fanfic #jjba fanfiction #jotawes #jotaro kujo #weather report #wather report jojo #stone ocean #jolene cujoh #beautiful #inspiring #yass #the best thing youll ever read #the worst thing youll ever read #you can choose #dot try to translate the Chinese i literally just buttonmashed the keyboard #this entire thing feels like a button mash #none of these words are in the bible #crack fic #crackship #or is it #my 3 weed smoking girlfriends #but its one weed smoking boyfriend #ok im done rambling now

[melis-writes]

Just remembered Patrick Bateman x Victoria Ferrari WAS A THING a few weeks back!! 😭😭

#that's actually the best crackship ever lmfaoooo #i gotta ship it #victoria ferrari #moth to flame fic

[immortalghostkami]

You know... these two aren't even in the same campaign let alone the same universe, but they are now my OTP crack ship and I hope they go cause many many atrocities together <3

#dnd #dndcharacter #dndoc #crackship #they all look so good! #look at how cute they are #sobbing #they cured my depression #the best thing ive ever drawn #kitsune #undead

[isabelguerra]

for the rarepair ask games: ok so basically i "ship" dimitri and isaac because when i was rereading all of paranatural again i had a dream and i vaguely remember that they were dating in it? or something? anyway its pretty much just a crackship bc its funny that i came up with it in a dream and i think if they were to actually date it would suck so bad but like tbh i want to see their dynamic explored more in the comic. WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU TWO I NEED TO KNOWWWWWW

also there is as far as i know one other person on the internet who has considered this as a ship and unfortunately we ahve. differing opinions. on how that would play out (no hate to them ofc)

yeah anyway you asked for this. im not fucking coming off anon for this lmaoooo

you are wise and they should give you awards

#asks #anon #paranatural #also i love the hostility at the end its like i always have knives out but nobody ever comes at ME with knives. #you came at me with knives. we’re best friends now #:) #AND you wrote paragraphs…. this guy rules #‘its just a crackship if they interacted in canon it’d probably suck’ do you know who you you’re talking to. i invented izjo. #release ur inhibitions…. feel the rain on ur skin………. its not about making sense or adhereing to canon #its about putting guys in situations and having so much selfish fun doing it. be free

[askholycouncillor]

MDKouncilor when

Absolutely never.

#ask blog #rp blog #ooc// i love how we took this councilor and made three of the best crackships ive ever seen

[archaictunic]

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

21. What are your thoughts on crack ships?

salty asks / x.

11 // i actually don't have that good of a grasp on 'unliked' characters (i'm very good at curating my content) - but for one thing, i've gotten in Actual Verbal Arguments with a previous friend over Skull Kid. I love him he's my son - his story makes me want to like lay down and cry for a bit. I just wanna hang out with him and be his friend. I was also like 12 and dramatic at the time. But lately I think that I am very very very in love with like... Kohga, or Robbie! I love weird older men!!!!! I also have literally no idea what people think of him. But I'm in love with Penn. OH and um... Medli? I have seen such vile things said in her direction but she is JUST a little birdie. I love her so so so much.

21 // i think that they can be super fun! of course, some stuff i would personally shy away from in general; but i've.... literally reworked entire oc stories from going 'what if THESE two got together, for sillies' and then getting really attached and loving the development. crossover stuff especially can be SO SO SO fun. i love the ideas of crack ships- as long as they're taken... semi-seriously? which is silly to say i think!!!! but something that starts as a joke/'what if...?' can become something SO special.

#╰ △ ╮❝ ᴀ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ⋰ 「 ooc . 」 ⋆ #like i said i really dont know which characters are more 'globally' disliked?? but #i personally don't think i have ANY characters that I dislike #at least not Actively. i dislike some people in some games. or some points of the games #AND as for crack ships. i actually used to have a blog back in 2014?? #whose main ship WAS a crackship and it was. the best ship i'd ever written

[veggiesforpresident]

writing testimonials from the bestie

#quick question why is this crackship the best thing ive ever written #first officers log #liv

[mickey708]

Heyyyy ik i said i cant draw but i csnt draw on my sketchbook so now im tryin to draw on my phone. This is now the weirdest thing ive ever drawn. Best 3 hours of my life ive ever spent.

Dw 3 found someone else.

Consider this my contribution to the crackship side of the smg4 fandom.

#fyp #fypシ #art #smg4 #smg3 #smg4 fanart #smg4 x dasani #smg3 x coffee #god i love being an artist #what am i even doing #hey tag readers #i know you reading these #mickey doodles