#bitch tf??????

[roseband]

also in the trickle of info from the 8 hour fight that was michael going to CNY (which is why he got so stressed that he was shitting blood)

the reason the whore is doing this to us is cause she needs to "protect her son and the family's assets from me cause i have a single mom so she has to be poor so im probably out for their money and have to show my worth"

IM FROM FOREST HILLS WHAT THE FUCK?

like what in the misogynistic "but women can't have good jobs" brainrot is this, you've been in my moms building and seen the DOORMAN? if that wasn't a teeeeeeeny weeeeeny hint to the class divide between me and michael and it ain't in the direction this dumb slut thinks?? (Also like my moms /only/ upper middle class, I do not think this psycho knows what "rich" looks like in nyc and I have a few friends from temple as a kid who are rich rich (like non scholarship UNIS and horace mann students lol) cause I went to temple in fucking......forest hills) like for fucks sake my moms worth more than double these freaks stfu????? what fucking money? there's no money for me to be after?

WHAT THE FUCK

sorry that you're unskilled and can't make money, none of the women in my family can relate lul they're doctors, teachers at the top of the payscale, and accountants you freak????

also like any friend we've told about this have all literally had the same reaction of "wait...isn't erica basically a JAP lul" or "no one would think ericas with you for money unless they were insane or really fucking sexist cause like......shes a JAP"

like i literally will not touch my mom's money, HATE when she pays for stuff, will literally not allow her to pay for stuff and venmo her to be equal cause i earn my own and can do on my own but tf??? because i'm not buying luxury designer bullshit cause i don't need to wealth signal you think my family is poor and i'm out for your non-existent riches??????

#personal #literally the running joke in my entire extended family is that im the least educated...and i work for [top apparel brand] doing art #bitch tf?????? #(like im the LEAST educated and still have a rlly good job lol what the fuck she knows what brand i work for????) #my mom was a teacher with two masters before she retired #my uncle was a therapist and marketing copywriter before he was a sahd #my aunts a doctor my grandma was a cpa...my great grandma was a cpa lol #and....my grandpa was a military engineer before he was a hs engineering teacher wtf??? #(he uhhhh felt guilty lol and then got a masters in ed lmao) #and if i really wanted to 'GOLD DIG' i could talk to my dad who holds one of the patents that gets residuals that was sold for SIRI?????? #or idk ive been in the Connecticut MANSION of one of the og google sofdevs cause my dad knows him from MIT #like if i wanted to gold dig i could literally just start talking to my own fucking dad lmfaooooo? #he does legacy code sofdev consulting work now cause hes been in the boston/connecticut sofdev industry since the early 90s #and knows a lot of out of vogue languages that arent used anymore and only like....old craggly dudes know lol #soooooooo yeah im not gonna gold dig out of someone who makes less than me??? (at early career lmao) when #my dad basically makes $500 an hour lol? and when i did teaching artist work pt i was making $120 an hour lol? WHAT

[lotus-pear]

in love with tragedy

#did you know if i don't draw skk angst every month i will explode and Die #IN MY HEAD HE NEVER JUMPED #idk which version YALL read but in mine he does his dramatic speech on the roof and then walks away #and leaves aku n atsu there thinking “??????? bitch tf” #before going and filing paperwork while chuuya screams at him abt missing a meeting while he was out playing cards on the roof w sskk #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #soukoku #skk #bungou stray dogs beast #bsd beast #beast soukoku #beast skk #lotus draws

[shouts-into-the-void]

My favorite thing I learned from TSC is that Jean and Kevin have definitely discussed how hot Jeremy is

#“some of them you like” bitch how tf do you know #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #tsc spoilers #tsc #jean moreau #kevin day #jeremy knox

[royaltea000]

he survives off echolocation alone

#how tf did he survive in medieval times #bro has the prettiest eyes as part of the Faustian bargain that he can’t actually see through em #I’ve never drawn France before but it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was gonna be #they’re at the beach beach :) #ninki minjaj… #hetalia fanart #hetalia #btt #bad friends trio #i actually have no idea what we’re calling them now #world’s fakest bitches <3 #digital art #my art #fanart #hws prussia #hws spain #hws france #gilbert beilschmidt #antonio fernandez carriedo #francis bonnefoy

[epicfirestormer]

This is what he said right

More meme accurate version underneath:

#guess who's reading transformers skybound!!!! this bitch (im not okay) #also guess who's really starting to fall for skystar (its me) #this is how i cope okay #i cope by making memes #pretty sure someone already made this joke before but who knows #transformers #transformers comic #transformers skybound #optimus prime #skyfire #skystar #implied at least #starscream #he's there in spirit #the fire burns #the fire crackles with joy #low quality memes #edits #memes #shitpost #transformers shitpost #i think thats all the tags #jetfire #tf jetfire #cant believe i forgot that one

[amelia-yap]

here

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #rwby #my art #GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT A NEW TABLET #man i havent done any digital stuff in such a long time #apparently sai was being weird w/ the pen pressure so i went ahead and downloaded sai2 and it works for some reason #anyway im back bitches!!! sem is over and im ready to vomit wr at y'all #ALSO THE V9 FINALE IM GOING TO BARF ALL OVER THE FLOOR #it was such a goddamn vibe #also why tf does sai2 not have a default blur brush #probably gonna go look around and add new brushes later

[stormshot-prime]

Literally cannot get over how delightfully evil Starscream is in the new Transformers <3

From yesterday's Transformers #2!

#HES SUCH A BITCH #i love it #two issues in and im in love #like idw1 in love #go read this yall!! #void rivals is also good #transformers #starscream #energon universe #tf #maccadam

[k-wame]

NICHOLAS GALITZINE as George Villiers MARY & GEORGE (2024) · S1·EP4

#i love his 'bitch im not in the mood tf you want' vibe in this scene so much #nicholas galitzine #mary and george #mary & george #george villiers #perioddramaedit #queer #period drama #queer media #queer history #queer characters #bisexual #bi characters #jacobean #scotland #beautiful men

[starheavenly]

#This is the cybertronian equivalent of realizing fat bitches are hot #drift has grown we love to see it #my art #artists on tumblr #tf zenith au #transformers zenith #maccadam #transformers #mtmte #dratchet #drift transformers #transformers ratchet

[mahgck]

wlws Love pearlescentmoon.

#bitch me too #tf #mcyt #mcytposting

[tshortik]

Starscream aka my beloved backstabbing millions of years old cockroach

#starscream #transformers #transformers idw #maccadam #every now and then i post a screamer and everybody goes like??? this bitch read transformers??? [crying britney spears] yeah... yeah.. #bro i miss tf so much i want a mature tf story again that doesn't butcher Screamer :(

[the-final-sif]

I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.

Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.

In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-

And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.

It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!

Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.

Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.

#tarn idw #tarn #starscream #starscream idw #tarn mtmte #tf mtmte #transformers #crack #sif speaks #everyone who follows me for other stuff can ignore this #we were just talking about transformers in the drblr discord the other day #and it got me thinking about how funny this would be #also I know it was more fitting for megatron to kill tarn and everything #but it would've been really really funny in this au #if starscream showed up at the necroplanet for some reason #and tarn just fucking booked it out of there #literally NOBODY knows why he's so scared of starscream #meanwhile starscream was entirely there to be a bitch about something #and he's equally confused #idk I just think it'd be really really funny

[kristalijah]

HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!

#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be #hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this #i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this #i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs' #AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK #the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people. #he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line #and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again. #THERE. CASE OVER #I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL #cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them #its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out #its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo #gumlee #adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #gary prince #marshall lee

[p4nishers]

aziraphale is so fucking silly he makes me wanna bash my head in with a rock everything he says is absolute bullshit wtf is 'jiggery-pokery' ??? bitch im gonna kiss you on the mouth

#i love him SO MUCH #i turn into a puddle of goo everytime he does anything i swear #crowley's stronger than me if this bitch looked me dead in the eye and w the biggest grin known to man said 'tickety boo' i would've #proposed then shot myself in the head #tf u mean 'they're the bees knees' ??!!!! im literally about to pass out #good omens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #go s2

[monochromexz]

Brainrot

#transformers #maccadam #starscream #transformers idw #idw starscream #my bitch wife that i hate #tf starscream #he’s such a cutie patootie if you ignore all the horrors

[mileenaxyz]

As much as I love Episode 7, I think it would've been absolutely hilarious if the Cat King's bracelet prevented Edwin from going to hell. 😂😂😂

#dead boy detective agency #dead boy detectives #dbd #edwin payne #the cat king #yes im obsessed #cat king said aht aht #cat king #not the cat king pulling an uno reverse #said “bitch you thought” #said “where tf you think you're going???