Believe it or not at one point this was supposed to be emesis blue fanart, but then I’m pretty sure I got lost in the sauce lol
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started going wall climbing with my brother recently and it's so much fun! i used to do it as a kid but stopped because i was super short, dunno why i never picked it up again...
anyway i kind of imagine these two would do that too, like a fun date, especially in a human au scenario, although i drew them as trolls because i've realized i haven't drawn them much at all
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telling my future kids that they were romeo and juliet
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Peter: If I were Peralta, would that make you Holt?
Tony: I'm not gay.
Peter: Wait you're not?
Cue cut scenes from the past few weeks, sitcom style, showing Rhodes and Tony acting very homoerotically
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when dan said "did i just call you beautiful" and phil said "y-wa-oh-ol-imean either of those things"
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A really funny Bowser fic would be that Bowser just tries to marry the first human he sees. We think he's only after Peach because we're in the Peach universe, and she's the first human he's ever seen and was like "okay I HAVE to marry that!"
But that's his response to the first human he sees, period.
Believe it or not, he's doing better in the Mario universe than the Peach universe. Bowser's worst luck is in the Daisy universe.
He's married in the Luigi universe.
(Luigi is the only one who getting kidnapped and serenaded with the cringiest love song ever would work on - there's literally never even a second kidnapping he just assumed it was a surprise date and that's how koopas show interest)
(Mario punches Bowser and rescues himself. He's flattered, but the song was too much)
(Daisy also punches Bowser but harder, and then she kidnaps him back in retaliation)
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Love how Ed and Al's story in Fmab is just them trying to have their bodies back while a shitload of political and mystical drama is going on around them. They might be the main characters but the world does not revolve around them and it's just beautiful.
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Bro: Today my little brother asked me why thrift stores have so many crutches and walking boots. I told him that since volunteers don't get paid they have to pick off slow and injured customers to cannibalize for their survival. Not sure what this means for my immortal soul yet but I'll keep yall posted
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