My fingers are burning from making dynam¡te lumpia 💀🔥🔥
It didn't burn while I was making it but after washing my hands, I think it activated LMAO
Now I type this to share here while the wind from the fan heightens up the pain 💁
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LOVE IS LIKE AN OATMEAL — sim jake smau
PAIRING: detective!jake x detectivecoworker!reader [reader is female]
SYPNOSIS: working in the nypd was already chaotic as it was. but working with jake sim, professional idiot and genius detective who also happened to be your #1 enemy was more than you could handle. but youre y/n l/n and youre competitive as fuck so who cares? as long as we keep it profesh and dont fall in love or anything..
inspired by the show Brooklyn 99
GENRE: brooklyn 99 au, fluff, crack, enemies to lovers, little to no angst, my take on humour pls
WARNINGS: profanity, a lot of quotes from the show bc its iconic!! more tba
STATUS: DISCONTINUED
STARTED: 21st feb 2023 ENDED: -
FEATURES: heeseung, jay, sunghoon and riki from enhypen, yunjin from le ssera, @amakumos, jungkook from bts + others
RELEASE DATE: mostly like.... by may or something (could be before that you can never predict when it comes to me i might like js start impulse posting brou)
AUTHORS NOTE: hello everybody. i am making a comeback. so i js rewatched b99 for the nth time and i was like BOOM fic idea,,, anyways i am so excited to start this huhu. startign a smau again after my four cursed failed smaus in my old acc pls dont flop this 🤗 haha anyways i hope u guys r excited bc i am 🫣 also i think i did a great job with the banner huhu
TAGLIST: OPEN!! 📢 (those of you who had sent in an ask earlier when this was supposed to be a fic pls send in an ask again omg😭)
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👮🏻♂️THE BULLPEN👮🏻♂️
…CRIME STATS…
1 ➖ sim: 24, l/n: 22
2 ➖ meep morp….zeep 🤖
3 ➖ mlepnos?????
4 ➖ bultaoreune
5 ➖ cantgetheadiosis
6 ➖ yns ex from hs
7 ➖ hanzuru yunyu ???
8 ➖ ? mark ?
9 ➖ oh shes beautiful [written]
10➖ QUICHE
11 ➖ jake being romanticky
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Buckley-Han dinner and everybody drunk except Eddie and Tommy.
Eddie: okay let's go home Buck.
Buck: okay, let's go.
Tommy: Evan I'll take you home.
Buck: yeah okay.
Eddie and Tommy staring at each other.
Albert: Hildy play BTS fire !
Chimney: Bultaoreune!
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bultaoreune
FIREEEEE
i will experience this in concert live someday 🙏
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What BTS songs remind me of each 4Town member☺️
(if they were based in now a days)👀
Jesse- He definitely gives me ‘Film Out’ and ‘Life Goes On’. There is just something about him that’s very smooth and home like which is why I chose ‘Life Goes On’, but for ‘Film Out’ I just have a feeling he would like it🤷🏽♀️. Now for upbeat, this man definitely seems like he would like ‘Mic Drop’ and yes he knows the choreo😌. He sings Taehyungs (V) ‘Sweet Night’ very very well✨
Robaire- ‘Pied Piper’ for sure!!! This is definitely his all time favorite song no doubt. This man is a heartthrob to manyyy fans so the lyric “I’m taking over you” is something he takes serious! He lovesss the song ‘Like’ he feels cool when he sings it! He is also a big ‘Dynamite’ fan and has the choreo down packed!😁 He also sings Jungkooks ‘Still With You’ beautifully.✨
Aaron T- He absolutely loves the upbeat ones so ‘FIRE’ is this mans favorite song and choreo to do!! (And he nails it everytime he does it with Tae) (Also throughout the house you can definitely hear him yell the first part of the song “불타오르네 (bultaoreune) FIREEEEEE OH!!”). Don’t even get me started for the love he has for the rap line!! He loves every single ‘Cypher’ they have and he knows all the words to ‘Ddaeng’ and ‘UGH’. T slays every time he sings Taehyungs (V) ‘Singularity’ and ‘Stigma’.✨
Aaron Z- ‘Black Swan’ is definitely something he gives off!! It’s cool and sleek definite music to his ears! He also really gives ‘Just One Day’, the way the song flows just matches him (if that makes any sense). This man and Tae absolutely loves ‘ON’ and they do the choreo together all the damn time and leaves no fucking crumbs!! So there is something I’ve been thinking of for a while and that is Z Sings and performs Jungkooks ‘My Time’ effortlessly! This performance is so sexy but with lyrics so meaningful and Z takes it and run with it!!✨
Taeyoung- Baby can tear up ‘Idol’!!! No don’t about it! The moment he hears the instrumental in the beginning and then the famous “They call me artist. They call me idol” this man is up and ready to kill! ‘Boy With Love’ is definitely one of his top tier and does the choreo with old man Jesse every time it comes on! The song also just really matches Taes aura to me. I don’t care what anyone say but this man eats up ‘No more Dream’ and ‘War of Harmones’ choreo. When ever people see him do Jimins part in ‘No More Dream’ jaws are absolutely dropped. Tae sings and performs Jimins song ‘Filter’ extremely well! Tae is the definition of duality because everyone thinks he is the adorable youngest, but his body language and facial expressions when he performs is hardcore and when ‘Filter’ comes on he puts on a show!
A quick little scene 😆
(As I said before, this would be if they were based nowadays!!)
A normal day in the 4Town household.
Everyone just winding down in the living room.
Jesse: *scrolling through YouTube on the Tv*.
T: *on his phone waiting patiently for Jess to find something on YouTube*.
Robaire: *flops on the couch with a bag of chips*
Tae: *eyes glued to the screen helping Jess find something to watch*
Z: *slightly dozing off due to boredom*
Jesse: Passes by a BTS video.
T: “HEY LOOK TAE ITS YOU AND YOUR SECRET OTHER GROUP BTS!”
Robaire: *chuckles while eating his chips*
Z: *Stops dozing off to watch the whole ordeal*
Taeyoung: “Stop saying that’s me T!” *with an eye roll*
Jesse: *egging it on* “Yeah T stop, you know that’s just his long lost brother”
T, Robaire, and Jesse: *starts cackling hysterically*
Z: *slight smirk on his face but stays silent*
Taeyoung: *fed up with everything and takes Ro’s chips and throws them at everyone* *yes including Z since he is just there*
T and Jesse: *not caring and still cackling*
Robaire: *mouth dropped and quietly says* “My chips”.
Z: *with chips stuck in his hair* “Bruh I ain’t even do shit”.
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