#but cooking is cool

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

[vintage-tigre]

Anthony Bourdain, from Les Halles Cookbook

#anthony bourdain #aesthetic #vintage #old school cool #cooking #chef #style #travel #les halles #love

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf gregory #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #fnaf #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael is simply trying to teach Gregory how to survive #like my man cook!! #Fire is the true way to win any fnaf game I promise #Gregory actually wants to learn he thinks Michael is cool #though Vanny isn’t as enthusiastic #she’s gonna put them both in timeout lmao #they are so brother coded but so the same too #Gregory is just a lil Michael

[kaogens]

some vash redesigns i was messing around teehee

#trigun #trigun fanart #vash the stampede #trigun vash #i feel like i havent posted art in forever hi everyone?!??!?!? #can u tell ​im a sucker for techwear n cool looking prosthetics… #ill try to get to requests soon hehe #i did draw stuff in btween but i dont deem it good enough to post im not dead #also cooking up some sticker sheets lalala

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji might be an unstoppable force, but Xie Lian has 800+ years of practice of being an immovable object.

(poll results here for context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #The most resounding conclusion the community came to agree on is thar Xie Lian is bad at cooking on purpose #and is stubborn to the point of refusing to let go of this feature (not a bug) of himself. #though if you practice being bad at something on purpose you do just…get bad. #Poor lan wangji probably had to watch him do horrendous food crimes in the kitchen. #crushing eggs in his fists and throwing it into the bowl or pan (shell and all). #Burning water. Throwing in ingredients based on the roll of a dice. Putting in leaves and cool rocks he found. #He is living his best life mind you. And I think as long as he is happy then let him make his potions. #This is *his* version of art therapy. It just shouldnt be fed to anyone. #lwj would probably try to make it more theraputic after realizing that the bad cooking skills were on purpose. But even then XL is a rock. #he will not do anything he does not want to. Including processing feelings. #Don't idealize that btw. You will do yourself no favours by ignoring hard emotions. Love and peace everypony; Its a hard world out there. #Hua Cheng and wwx hung out during all of this and have since become hunting buddies. #Sometimes its birds sometimes it's each other. For sport.

[st-hedge]

That emo guy from the sekiro game

#sekiro #genichiro ashina #why do I always like the emo drama lords #or is he mall goth #but on a serious note #I think his in game charred arms are so cool #if u get a chance to look closely u realise the open wounds got cooked by the lightning #which is absolutrly foul but #very cool #poor little idiot

[mugentakeda]

the mother dragon

(companion piece to iroh)

#her hair is inspired by this panel of unohana from bleach that i thought was cool. Idk what i was cooking #ursa #zuko #blood tw #atla #avatar the last airbender #alicias art

[luna-lovegreat]

I want. Four to get appreciation. Because

Four gave a ton of unnoticed help when Twilight was injured

The fight with Wild was difficult, and I know we're all concerned about his negative view of the shadow crystal

But Four did something that no one else really thought of to help- He took care of Twi's stuff

From the beginning he told Twilight to not worry about them

So Four took care of pretty much everything but the others (that Sky and Wars handled)

He took care of Epona

Which is so very important- he took care of Twilight's horse. After her arrival at the stable Four followed up on her

And for Epona, a horse so attached to her human, having some company can help so much for reassurance

He took care of Twilight's stuff

He got Twi's shield- his bags and equipment, and organized it into one place

And he was worried. He obviously found the shadow crystal while handling Twi's stuff, but his negative reactions to it were out of concern.

Also- because of his placement in this scene

I'm fairly convinced Four was ready to start cooking before Wild showed up (since he's beside the counter with food supplies). At the very least he had the basket of fruit out for everyone -but he was literally standing with food behind him- he thought of everything

And he did housekeeping!

Wars payed for the inn, so Four took care of the inn

Realistically these boys were probably not too concerned with tidyness. Four got all of Twi's things on one table, and took care of the room they stayed in

Organizing tables and Twi's things, having food supplies ready, and opening the curtains- overall he was the one tidying up the inn

Four helped in a huge way! He took care of Twi's horse (Epona is so important), his equipment and shield and bag, as well as the other rooms in the inn

Four filled in all the little tasks that others didn't think of. He helped in ways that were needed, but not obvious

There's a lot of problems with the shadow crystal and with Wild, and I don't know what's gonna happen in the future

But don't forget this- don't forget that Four was one who stepped up in an almost unnoticeable way

Don't forget that when everyone was barely holding it together, Four visited Twilight's horse and took care of his things

No matter what develops in the future- this amount of care shown is important ya know?

.

Art and comic from Jojo @linkeduniverse au :)))

#epona is so important #Lu four #linkeduniverse #linked universe #I work with horses and #Epona is INCREDIBLE- she's extremely attuned to humans and emotions. she doesn't scare easily and can keep her cool in a fight #but it's still super stressful to suddenly be in a fairly large and populated town- separated from her person #and for such an empathetic horse? Four going and TALKING to her- gently petting her nose and just being near her #means so so much! that literally matters so much to a horses mental state in a foreign situation- just having company #he checked on Epona and gave her company like !!!!!! it's so considerate and means so much for Epona! Four I love you !!!!! #uhhhh yeah! #with the food- I don't think the innkeeper would have free/complimentary food out- but wars wallet def had it covered #then wild showed up with potions in a cooking frenzy- but four was still shown with food behind him- he thought of everything #I don't know what's gonna happen with the shadow crystal and stuff. but no matter what happens in the future- this matters. #he did a ton of small things no one else thought of it matters he cares so much didjdkdksjfjj #I have a lot of posts I'm making/editing and trying to get to. I'm just a little gal trying my best :/ #so many ideas and so little time... I love you guys and this fandom so much :)) #(if I said anything off or offensive let me know... I'm always nervous about that but I want to hear from you if I'm wrong) #(also you are so so cool and valuable don't forget that ok? I love you and you are important) #:)

[cherrirui-official]

Uhm uhm uhhh INCREDIBLY self indulgent Trolls Au that's centered around John Dory and Bruce called Beach Bros bc I like them and I think there should be more content surrounding them as a duo *looks at you with my big wet eyes*

EXTREMELY short explanation + design refs under the cut! CW for mentions of drowning

There's a lot I got planned for it but for now the basics is that after I'd say around 8-10 years after Brozone split up, John Dory received the postcard that Bruce sent him. Now bc JD believed none of the other trolls were alive (since he went back after all the pop trolls escaped Bergen Town and found the Troll Tree empty) JD was ECSTATIC to find out that at least one of his brothers was still alive and immediately began searching for Bruce. Took him about a couple of days but eventually JD managed to locate Vacay Island!

And then almost drowned while crossing the waters... On Bruce's fucking wedding day.

After that ordeal, JD decides to live with Bruce and Brandi on Vacay Island!

Again there's a LOT more to it but it's late and I am extremely tired, I'm gonna go to sleep lol. ALSO if y'all have any questions abt the au, feel free to ask! I'd be more than happy to answer them as best as I can :] !!!!

(also while making designs for them I accidentally made JD look much younger than Bruce I think, oops 😔)

#Dreamworks said “lets give Branch not one but TWO cool eldest brothers” and then they cooked #I love Bruce and John Dory so so so so sooo much yall plz bear with me here AUGH #but i HATE drawing their jackets/vests!!! Especially Bruce's vest #so many flowers.... #but i draw them anyways havudnsidj #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #bruce trolls #beach bros au #cherris canvas #cw near death experience #<- for the almost drowning part #yall i love making AUs so much its unreal

[wisteriagoesvroom]

he will do what it takes to survive

a quick brocedes web weave to burn

& thank you @blueballsracing and @theommin for helping push me to finish this

#brocedes #f1 web weave #f1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #web weaving #f1 web weaving #wisteria web weaving #lh44 #nr6 #f1 edit #f1blr #comparatives #it feels like this is missing something but you know what #shan't dwell #also like i know it's cool to be contrarian about LMM now but he kinda cooked hard with this musical #i don't know that i have it in me to write a brocedes fic #but their dynamic... insane actually

[daily-deliciousness]

Strawberry icebox cake

#strawberry #cake #icebox cake #sweet food #food #no bake #dessert #sweet #strawberries #fruit #no bake dessert #strawberry syrup #cool whip #tasty #foodporn #delicious #cooking #food photography #foodgasm #recipe

[dduane]

Right.

This thing's not gonna roast itself...

This is for a Middle Kingdoms recipe (but this approach is also long established on our version of Earth). Pumpkin or butternut squash slices are tossed in olive oil, laid out in the pans and sprinkled with chili flakes and a little salt. Whole peeled garlic cloves get inserted here and there; the whole business then sprinkled with oregano (though in the Kingdoms they'd be more likely to go for sage or thyme). A few thyme sprigs are scattered here and there. Then everything goes into the oven and gets roasted at 200° C / 400° F for about 40 minutes.

Some people like to add small chunks of feta or similar sheep's milk cheese to this. I usually give that a pass, both because I'm not a big feta fan and because I like not to have to take a lactase pill sometimes...

So now the result:

...And now for dinner. :) (In the background, @petermorwood is making small new-ish potatoes roasted in duck fat. "Well, the oven's hot, why waste the energy...?")

Meanwhile, the other half of the pumpkin remains to be dealt with. Tomorrow, a regional/seasonal Steldene delicacy: pumpkin tarts with hard Teinakh cheese and spiced pumpkin-flour pastry. They're gonna look so weird—pumpkin flour tends to turn things dark, if not positively green—but the flavor...! :)

#cooking #food #Middle Kingdoms meta #pumpkin #roasted pumpkin #I mean the thing's been sitting there since Halloween #and it never got jack-o-lantern'd #but it's nice and cool out back in the “boot room” #so it never went bad #just sat there looking hopeful every time i walked by #and there's ONE set of hopes realized eventually #the least i could do

[reineydraws]

caught the sprace bug in 2023 lol. i blame tommy bracco's arms, eyes, and smile, in that order. 🥲💖

#newsies #newsies fanart #spot conlon #sprace #racetrack newsies #racetrack higgins #tommy bracco #ben cook #ben tyler cook #newsies 2017 #long post #sketch dump #i watched newsies twice while finishing up my zine pieces then once more in pieces for comfort #and then once more after that so i could pause every time tommy bracco made me go starry-eyed so i could sketch him lol #i am so normal about this #also it is SO FUN to just draw newsies mid-air. i love watching them flip and stuff. my favourite is the one specs does right at the end. #watching him do that aerial between those two guys... it feels like he slows down right in the air & it's like he's flying for a moment!!!! #anyways spot's eyes are so bright!!! idk if it's the spotlight or his expression or what but theyre so vivid i love them. #it's not often a pair of brown eyes makes u feel that way so it's cool. #and yeah like. a milliom kudos to btc for not fumbling the cigar. idk how he does it. #love the inconsistency in everyone's faces lmaooo it's whatever i just needed to draw them yknow #i want to say mb sketching and posting these will make my brain calm down. we will see. #i cant believe i got to ten images tho haha that's. so much. #the teeny tiny space between spot's front teeth that's noticeable when he smiles reblog if u agree 😭💖🙏

[noxious-fennec]

A redraw of an old thing because exam season is the only time i get creative energy ig

#but no fr i just came home from 2 consecutive exams. like consecutive as in one after the other in 2 hours #next week is all finals and theyre all like 2 hours 1 in the morning and 1 in the afternoon like bro #whatevs tho medical update THE MEDS ARE WORKING alhamdulilallah i feel im getting way more energy :) #2 years on immunosuppressants and at least 3 months of corticosteroids which means no salt :( BUT we are getting thru it #im cooking again :') #ok enough my life is not what you're here for. idk if cbeeduo at the end of 2023 *is* but idc #i just rly missed them yk and the vibes and the place i was in plus i have fun drawing them so suck it #i hope my good cbee mutuals enjoy this love yall #my art #dsmp fanart #cranboo #ctubbo #cbeeduo #fashion notes for the cool peeps still reading is i am dying on the hill that cranboo was decked in a 70s aunt wardrobe argue with the wall #also tubbo cowboy cus. like. look at him. #will probably draw tommy next i rly miss him. nothing big as always im a doodle kinda guy at heart #anyway xoxo love yall still here <33 #fennec. art

[pillowprincessvarric]

Finding out that buy and large what people mean when they say "it's dangerous to reheat rice!!" is that if rice is held at a tepid temperature for an extended period of time it tends to grow cultures that can cause food poisoning. A fact that is true about pretty much everything.

#yes. cooked rice is a potentially hazardous food and if allowed to stay in the ''temperature danger zone'' for too long #for example when being cooled too slowly and then reheated to a less than bacteria killing temperature #it can grow stuff that makes you sick! #that is in fact how that works. this isn't actually particularly new information? nor is it terribly rice specific #i have a hard time believing that so few twitter/tik tok users are food workers that this could become a panic #guys they make us watch a video about this every time we renew our food handler cards #you remember the video? the annoying one? my state's video has a cartoon bleach jug idk what yours is like

[afterthelambs]

maybe unpopular opinion but i kinda wish the third semester spent more time on just the royal trio. I love the phantom thieves but we spent the entire game with them already, i just wanna have alone time with my mentally ill crazy boyfriend and mentally ill depressed girlfriend. is that too much to ask

#also they have the most visually complementary designs in the game #this trio looks so good together my god #and their dynamic is soooo funny #cool chill protag/feral beast/clueless sweetheart #i cant believe they cooked the perfect trio and took it from us so quickly :') #tbh i just set my party to be the royal trio. my love interests as dps and joker as their support. and i left the fourth slot empty lol #when theres a will theres a way #persona 5 royal #persona 5 #p5r #shuake #sumiren #my post #shuakesumi #akira kurusu #goro akechi #sumire yoshizawa #royal trio