#but honestly they can be just friends

[randomwriteronline]

- ... Hello?

Hallo Herr Forehead.

- Stop calling me that.

We're not in court. Unless you are? No you can't be, you wouldn't answer the phone if you were.

- Still, it'd be nice if you didn't call me that.

Ach, warum, magst du das nicht, don't you like it?

- Not in the slightest.

But it's a, uhhh, nickname.

- I know it is but I don't like it at all. Everybody makes fun of my hair and face already, at least try to find a more... Original... One, what's that noise?

Was?

- There's a weird sound, what are you doing?

Ah, yes, yes, that's - I'm cutting my hair, that's why I called you.

- You're calling from the hairdresser?

My bathroom.

- ... 'scuse me.

I'm calling from my bathroom.

- ... Are you just chopping off your-

Yes, that's why I called you.

- WHY are you calling me at... Four in the morning for you about giving yourself a haircut, I can't really just drive there to help?

Ich weiß, aber I need your opinion.

- Klavier I cannot fucking see you.

I know.

- ... ... ... Fine. Fine, whatever, I've got five cases of the same minor felony to work through anyways. So what are you doing.

Cutting.

- Cutting how?

Short.

- You look fine with long hair though.

Ja, well, my brother did also and I looked exactly like him and I'm not feeling that alright right now, so you know.

- I... Yeah that's. That's a good point. But do you have medication you need to take?

Yes but I missed that and if I take it now it will fuck up all the other times I need to take it, that's why I'm cutting my hair.

- God, ok, uh... How... How do I help, what's my role in this.

Tell me how to cut it.

- ... I can't fucking see you.

That way if it looks like shit I can say it's your fault and not mine.

- Wow. Real foolproof plan.

Danke.

- Alright, uh... What have you done so far?

Cut off my braid.

- Like at the root?

Nein, just uh, shoulder length. More or less. Gott I look like a fucking. I'm just missing the uh, the... Big sideburns.

- Mutton chops?

I think so. Put a pair on me and I'll look like some tryhard psychedelic rocker from 1978 to 1982.

- I am honestly trying very hard to visualize that and I can confidently say I have no idea how that would look like.

Maybe you have aphantasia.

- What?

Nevermind. I just mean that I look disgusting.

- Even with your face?

This is really not the best moment to remind me of my face I think.

- Sorry.

Keine Sorgen. So! What do I do now?

- Oh, uh... Don't touch the uh, bangs. Fringe? Bangs?

Not to worry, my forehead is gonna remain nice and covered. I'd hate to steal your gimmick.

- Fuck off.

Fine, I'll find a different nickname. Maybe something about your arm necklace, like how does Herr Bling sound?

- First, that's maybe worse. Second, my arm what?

Arm necklace. The uh... Arm. Band. Bracelet.

- Arm necklace.

Shush. So bangs are gonna stay. What goes.

- Eh, hm... Do you have like... An electric razor or something?

You propose an undercut?

- Yeah. On the sides maybe. Or the back if that's, if you have mirrors to help.

Oooh, thinking dangerously, I like that. I'm gonna do it on the back blind.

- You're gonna fuck it up.

In that case that'll be your fault, I already told you.

- Ok, whatever, do it your way.

I am.

- Good.

... ... I could call you Herr Papagei.

- Herr what?

Papagei. Herr Wright’s daughter, she calls you Polly no? That’s a parrot name, no? Herr Papagei.

- No.

Herr Papageno?

- That’s the same as the parrot one, you can’t fool me.

No no no, that’s a reference to the, uhm... Die Zauberflöte von Mozart, the Singspiel. Opera. Papageno is a character in it, and in opera you have to sing very loudly and you’re loud. Makes sense.

- Sounds too much like the parrot.

Well yes, he’s meant to be a sort of, of bird man.

-Yeah, I don’t wanna be that.

Ach, you’re difficult. Want me to call you Herr Sonnengott?

- ... I don’t think calling me by my first name in court is very formal.

Oooh, were did you learn German? Is it Fraulein Cykes?

- It’s not that hard to tell “Sonnengott” means “Sun god”. It’s basically the same words, just misspelled.

Hey, English is a misspelling of German.

- I guess...

Anyways! Herr Gerichtigkeit, dann?

- Oof, that’s a mouthful.

Herr Chords of Steel.

- I think that counts as advertisement.

Hmm, you’re right. Herr Vocalist.

- No.

Hm, what’s it about you... Herr Observant.

- Sounds weird.

You find one then.

- Herr Justice.

Ah, but that’s boring!

- It is my name.

That’s why it’s boring!

- Bleh.

... ... ...

- Wait, is your hair wet or dry?

Was? Uh, dry?

- Have you got like, a towel on your shoulders?

No?

- ... So you’re just. You’re just buzzing your hair like that, getting it all over yourself? Like on your back and shirt and all?

Yes? Should I be naked to cut my hair?

- Don’t make me think about that...

Hey, I’m pretty handsome.

- Yeah, and you’ve probably got ten thousand bits of hair stabbed inside your back like the spines of a porcupine. Take a shower once you’re done or you’ll be itchy for twelve days straight.

Will you join me?

- Get your mind out of the gutter, I’m technically still at work.

Gasp, and you’re telling me to get in the shower with you? How debauched...

- Klavier.

Ja, ich bin er.

- Stop that.

Fine, fine, but seriously, a shower at four in the morning?

- You’re the one who didn’t bother getting prepared! Now you’re getting a shower at four in the morning!

Ugh, as you say.

- ... How’s it going anyways? Your hair.

Give me a moment and I’ll answer.

- Ok.

... ... ... ...

- ... ... ... ...

... You know what. I think I like this.

- Really?

Really.

- I’m glad.

... Thank you, by the way. For answering the phone. And talking, and just... Indulging me and all. It’s... It’s nice, you know?

- It’s nothing, honestly. It’s nice talking to you.

Really?

- Really. ... Even if half of it is you trying to convince me into letting you call me horrendous name after horrendous name.

Ha ha, I suppose so. I’ve go a last one.

- Klavier.

It’s good, I promise.

- Fine. Hit me with it.

Herr Kollege.

- ... Herr Kollege.

Yes.

- Mister Colleague.

Or friend. It also means friend. Since we’re colleagues, and also friends. If you don’t take back what you said when you visited. But it sounds professional, no? Good enough for court?

- ... You know what, that’s clever. I’ll allow it.

Can I still call you Herr Forehead outside of court?

- Do you have to?

It’s a proper nickname. Not a business one.

- So you will still use it no matter what I say.

I’m just saying it would be hard to grow out of saying it.

- Fine. No choice anyways.

So I can keep it?

- Yes. Now get in the shower and wash that hair away before you get all itchy.

Sir yes sir. You go back to work.

- Will do.

‘Tis goodbye then?

- Goodnight. And don’t- don’t worry about, uh, calling me. If you want. I’m usually here to answer.

I’ll keep that in mind. Thank you for talking, Apollo.

- Don’t mention it. Goodnight.

Goodbye.

(Klavier looked again in the mirror. He would have probably regretted this once he was a little more well rested and could properly see all the errors he had made, but with a hand running across the back of his buzzed hair to feel it scratch and sting his digits, to feel how much shorter the blond strands he had cut were compared to how they’d been, and replaying Apollo’s voice in his mind, he thought he really liked the way he looked.)

#klavier gavin #apollo justice #ace attorney #random writing #all i can write when it comes to ace attorney seems to be klavier having A Time #if youd like to you can read it as #klapollo #but honestly they can be just friends #this is connected to the first two aa fics of mine #its like. an epilogue of the second #btw ive finished this listening on loop to mind games by the stingers from jem and the holograms #so its like im writing a badly done undercut to the tune of MIND GAMES MIND GAMES WE LIKE TO PLAY MIND GAMES MIND GAMES #it slaps really hard is what im saying

[bet-on-me-13]

Danny is the Crazy Old Man™️ of Gotham

So, the events of Danny Phantom happened decades ago

Like, Phantom Planet was one of the first instances of Superheroes in HISTORY. Early 1900's, just the Fentons were Insanely Ahead of their Time!

Danny is still a Halfa, but has allowed himself to grow old and live his best life before fully dying so he can accept his Throne in the Infinite Realms. He decides to experience Life in the fullest way possible, partying, drinking, making long lasting friendships that shape the lives of everybody he meets, all that!

Eventually, Danny's Party Life leads him to Gotham. And this place is just amazing!

It has all the comforts of Home, with so much more! He can Party! He can Fight! He can do anything he wants and nobody bats an eye, because a crazy old man getting into a fistfight in the middle of the road is just another Tuesday for Gotham!

He decides to spend the rest of his Mortal Life there. And this is still Early On in the DC Timeline, like, Batman Year 1 is happening Right Now.

He hangs around, befriends the local Homeless Population, and mostly just has the time of his Life! And he takes up the stereotypical Homeless Old Man look because why fight it? That's literally what he's going for!

He also unintentionally sets up a bunch of future events

He teaches Kid!Jason on his to steal Tires as repayment for driving off some muggers with a Baseball Bat (honestly he was looking forward to being mugged, it's a new experience after all)

He pulls Kid!Tim into an Alley after Tim gets caught out at night and gets chased by some Punks. He hides Tim behind a Dumpster and tricks the Punks into mugging him instead (Yay! He finally got mugged!)

He becomes kind of well known as the Old Man who wants to experience everything before he dies. He says as much too, not like he really has a reason to hide it. He just tells people "I want to live my life to the fullest, it don't matter if I live 10 more years or 10 more minutes, I'm gonna experience every second of it!"

He once walked into a Cloud of Fear Gas to see what it was like. Later he said it was a 6/10. "Not the worst thing I've had injected into my body!" He says with no Context.

He traded places with a Hostage during an active Crime Scene because he wanted to know what it's like.

He was once dared to take Batmans Utility Belt by another Homeless Guy as a joke, so he walked up to Batman later that night in full view of everybody else and just asked for his Belt. He gives up after a few minutes, and one guy asked "Why not fight him for it? It's an experience after all.". Danny replys "Nah, I've fought Vigilantes before. It was fun though, gotta say!"

...

This got away from me, but all this to say: Imagine the Bat Families Reaction when they find out "Crazy Old Danny" is PHANTOM. You know, THE FIRST SUPERHERO!

I imagine Constantine is having a stroll though Gotham after finishing up some business with Bruce, and just bumps into a homeless guy by accident.

Later that night:

Batman: Constantine, Why are you calling? Is it to do with the-

Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?

Batman: Wait wha-

...

Or imagine they know before Constantine meets him, and it goes instead like this

Constantine: Why the fuck is there a Homeless God in your City?!

Batman: You mean Old Man Danny? He's just a homeless guy? What do you mean?

Constantine: I swear on what's left of my Soul, that is a God.

Batman, a little shit: I don't think so, I would know (fully knows)

#Dp x dc #Dpxdc #Dc #Dcu #Danny Phantom #Danny Fenton #Old Man Danny #Crazy Old Man #Crazy Old Man Danny #Crazy Old Man Danny AU #Danny is the next in line for the Throne #He just needs to die #Not like he's in a hurry though #His friends can wait a few more decades in the afterlife #It was them who dared him to do this #Honestly it was a good idea #He had made so many new friends #Like The President #Danny is the old guy who :knows: people #Imagine the Crazy Old Man on the corner is actually Old drinking buddies with the President

[pixlokita]

Is this the third or fourth collab trade this week =w= y’all know who did the colors and shading @cookieruma29 🫶

#i swear she’s not being forced to color these 😭😭😭😭 but then she does it and I have to share it because it’s so nice and pretty #aight couldn’t torture Mike tonight not enough time #but this was worth it #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #vengeful evan au #glitchtrapped Gregory AU #uhhhhm #ggy #fnaf gregory #Wanda #my art #collab #honestly…. #fr my friends sometimes take the lineart and just color it and it kills me every time that’s so much work xD #but makes me happy so I’m sharing as many of them as I can #aight =w= jjsy sharing this one on tumblr

[purgatory-jar]

Who's excited for tonight's episode???? I am!!!

A lil bit of buck/tommy as a good luck charm for tonight!

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Want something like this? Commission me here: x

#buck/tommy #have we decided on a ship name? #evan buckley #tommy kinard #I feel like I need to say this #I am absolutely a buddie endgame truther BUT I am also very happy with Buck figuring out he's bisexual and I really like Tommy #we should keep Tommy even if it looks like he's just here to ease our disaster boy into his bisexuality #as a bi woman honestly I care more about buck figuring this out for himself #let the boy have some fun #we can add the enourmous complications of finding out you're in love with your best friend later #also lou is making it very hard not to like tommy so #he's *cool* #911 spoilers #911 on abc #thunderjellyfisharts

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | Carlos "I Don't Avoid" Reyes

#911 lone star #911lsedit #carlos reyes #tk strand #andrea reyes #full disclosure the andrea laughing gif is out of context. she doesnt laugh in response to that line. even tho she should have 100% #its more-so a representation of ME laughing uncontrollably while making this set #this set is me lovingly dragging his ass because that line was out of control hilarious given *gestures wildly above* #honestly there are probs some other ones I could have included somehow I just couldn't find a way to make them work smoothly #we love one (1) insanely repressed man who avoids all confrontation outside of his work and its carlos reyes #my gifs #911ls parallel #episode: s04e12 swipe left #episode: s02e02 2100° #episode: s02e04 friends with benefits #episode: s03e11 prince albert in a can #episode: s03e13 riddle of the sphynx #episode: s04e01 the new hotness

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Tomarry AU where Tom HATES this book he read because his favourite character dies a miserable death. So what if his favorite character was a no-named side villain? Why does it matter that he only had like seven lines (seven is Tom's favourite number anyways)? He was still gorgeous, smart and strong and beautiful — and it doesn't matter that others think he isn't all that because they would never know him— understand him like TOM DOES.

An AU where Tom has a healthy obsession with a character named Harry Potter, a no named baron's son who was the first to go against the king (MC's father, and the mc who is incidentally known as Draco Malfoy, ahem anyways); he tries to “poison” him. But he gets caught or to be more precise he ends up sacrificing himself for the common girl Hermione Granger (the female lead, I'm sorry guys but imagine the fucking drama.) who gets blamed for his transgressions.

But that is not why Tom falls for this weak villain, no — it's because he respects how this no-named orphan became a baron on his own two feet without anyone being there for him especially in a world where old money and title is everything— and he hates how he had to give his life for the MC to notice the female lead? (Harry is better looking and smarter than her anyways — Tom, in an online forum perhaps.)

Anyways, now imagine Tom dying (he hated it so yes he ends up looking for immorality anyways.) and waking up in the world he hated. Now imagine, Tom Riddle, waking up in the body of a Duke who wasn't even given a name in the novel. (He would know because he has a photographic memory, ok? It's totally not because he read it more than 14 times) and then saying fuck it and owning it.

Just think, Tom taking over the world slowly with his worldly knowledge while trying to keep Harry alive because even though he was right about Harry being smart; the guy treats his life like Draco treats his money - you get the idea.

#so yes #Tom Riddle but isekai's and tries to seduce the canon fodder #oh and he also takes over the world while he is at it #yes order is the main villain of the story tom read #Ron's family is still poor im sorry #Hermione can end up with Ron or Draco #it's up to you #but honestly i put them as mc #because draco is the signature blonde prince while Hermione is the signature smart brunette #like its a trope LMAOO #but dw Tom makes it all better #by being the bigger Villain? #haha. because guess what maybe Lucius was the main villain all along #ill stop #its just #its so like tom to fall for the villain in the story 😭 #my man's probably hate read the story to shit on people because: #his harry deserved better #tomarry #harrymort #tom riddle #Harry Potter #also yes Tom still has black duchy's royalty #but he is the one who ends up winning Bellatrix and Barty #and yes Narcissa (the queen) helps Tom save Harry 🥰 #Ron is still Harry's best friend btw and because of Tom now so is hermione :')

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spheal #i wish i could post circular images on tumblr. because this one is deserving of a fully circular PNG. i could technically just take a #regular square image and then make the edges transparent to make it *effectively* a circle‚ but like… would that appeal? #if that would appeal then i'll do it. i don't think it would be *too* prohibitively hard. i would be willing to make an addendum #with a circular transparent image of spheal staring at the screen if enough of you want it. either way #this guy rolls everywhere and i think tumblr is gonna like that. i feel like this is gonna end up being a well-liked pokémon amongst tumblr #as in. i feel like. it already is. because. of how it is. i just don't know bc spheal isn't like. one of my favorites #it's cute don't get me wrong but it's just not one i think about all the time. it's one that i'll like if prompted but not unprompted #i'm gonna stop before i dig myself into a hole. i beat totk finally. it was very good and i honestly had way way more fun with it than i did #with botw. i have my criticisms obviously. it's not perfect it's not pmd. but it was very good. and now i've moved onto the next game in my #backlog. which is very long but i'm steadily working through it. hopefully i can get it done before i graduate this december and stop having #any time for the rest of my life ever forever to play video games. dreading that day. but uh #until then i will game. and hang out with my friends. and go on tumblr. and do all these things i like to do. until i no longer can #wow this got depressing i'm gonna Stop here. enjoy spheal

[theforgottengreatpoem]

"Find them Skullcrusher. Find them."

#mine #my gifs #httyd 2 #how to train your dragon #stoick the vast #httyd gobber #gobber the belch #httyd #hiccup (referenced) #tag this shit like ao3 my friends #also can we talk about for a second how Stoick and Gobber definitely thought they were going to track Hiccup down to Drago right then #like #for all Stoick knew he and Gobber were going to sneak into Drago's base by themselves to find his only son #and he was ready to do it and fight the whole way out and honestly if anyone could these two could #and these micro expressions in the movie with the soundtrack above just sends me every time idk man #something about the way the tone changes for them #it's no longer a 'get hiccup before he finds Drago' #it's a rescue mission for them #idk

[crabsnpersimmons]

I’m curious about the onesie now

also @pizzaplex-stargazer cuz you noticed too!

here's what Moon was rocking before Clip started making clothes:

after their PizzaPlex went under, the DCA bois had to figure out a lot of things, one being: clothes. unfortunately, Moon's really big, so he struggled to find things that fit him and were comfortable. the onesie is the first thing he found that fit him and made him feel really cozy. so he still wears it at home (he prefers comfy clothes at home anyways) when he needs a pick-me-up.

of course, he can't work at the salon in a bunny onesie, so here's what Clip made him (under Sundrop's direction):

Moon does prefer comfy clothes, but he has to admit, sometimes he likes the attention these clothes get him. he's iffy about them though, he feels that they show too much of him and he prefers the specific kind of comfort that comes from being an amorphous bundle of coziness.

#fnaf moon #fnaf sun #fnaf dca #dca fandom #New Do Same You AU #Moon New Do Same You AU #Sun New Do Same You AU #this AU is full of silly and angst i swear #look Moon in a rabbit onesie! (: #he likes it because it hides his body and he can momentarily forget that he was forced into a body that isn't his ): #he can be a silly little gremlin again (: #and not think about what he looks like under the fabric ): #the bunny onesie was honestly just a silly idea i had early on even before i thought of Moon's body upgrades #i just thought it would be in-character for Moon to like comfy clothes and would wear comfy clothes when he's not out in public #but i was worried the bunny onesie would be too silly? #but after chatting with friends about it #i just #i had to keep it in #look at how happy Moon is! #he's a little moon bunny! #let him have some joy #i've wrote a painful backstory for him anyway let him have this #traditional art #crab art #bright colours #ask the crab

[fantasykiri5]

Cashing in a bribe (and good luck!) — can i get a Doc mayhaps?

I think I’ve finally settled on a Doc design. Also I’ve decided the new skin has a crop top actually because I said so

(Vote proof screenshot under the cut, thanks for sending it in a second ask lmao!)

#my art #Asks #quotesandmiracles #Docm77 #docm77 fanart #docm #docm fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #The arm is partially inspired by one of the thumbnails he used this last season? I’d have to go back and check to see which one #But I gave him long hair because the half-up bun is the most dad hairstyle on the planet. Yes this is because that’s the haircut my dad has #He’s really fun to draw honestly. Love his eyebrow(s) #The rings on his horns don’t mean anything in particular I just thought they’d look cool #ANYWAYS GO VOTE SMALLIDARITY IN THE POLL!!!!! WE CAN DO THIS MY FRIENDS #Also I gave him top surgery scars in the sketch. They just got covered up by the shirt. Do know that they’re there under there #no hermit is safe from my transgender beam

[mozzaremi]

[ptanalo]

im gay this is me being homosexual

#valorant #clove #neon #deadlock #deadlock valorant #clove valorant #neon valorant #valorant fanart #my art #happy lesbian visibility week!!! #the caption was suggested by my friend <3 #kinda crazy how into deadlock I am rn #I rlly love deadlock with short hair...I might rlly just alternate between these two hairstyles hmmm #honestly it started as just me drawing her hair to get used to it but I was like damn #I NEED that sweater and puffy jacket OFF #can you guys sniff the sparklock and clovelock cause it's on purpose heart heart

[zmickmilk]

When fiona is like, "I didn't" about mickey coming to see Ian. She isn't expecting him not to come because it's mickey. Fiona watched Frank, the person who was meant to love and care for Monica, not show up and support her with her illness for years. Yeah, fiona doesn't really like mickey, but she would be doubtful of anyone showing up. She expects it will be her and her family once again pushed to take care of each other. She expects disappointment cause she's traumatised and wants to look out her for baby brother. If fiona put her trust in mickey, it would just be harder for her to comfort Ian when he doesn't show.

And even ignoring that, she was right. Mickey didn't show up for Ian then. He does after, but that's not the point. Fiona isn't a massive bitch just because she expected something that happened.

People are always so hard on fiona because of how she treats the milkovichs. I agree that a lot of the time, she's out of place and mean for no real reason. She should be more open-minded and understanding, but at the same time, I get it.

Fiona doesn't know the milkovichs, mickey, in particular. She doesn't hang out with him and get invited to sleepovers. So she doesn't see past his kinda problematic shell. Mickey is just a kid, but he's also the kid who was trying to kill Ian, who beat lip up in the streets. Mickey is known to be a criminal, rude, and just like every other straight white guy on the southside. It's not surprising that she doesn't immediately warm up to him when in her eyes it was only a few months ago that he got a whore pregnant and married her. Fiona doesn't know a lot of the context that makes Mickey so forgivable.

I'm not completely defending her with her hate to the milkoviches. Like she should be able to understand that there is more to them, their kids in a bad situation. Her hate for them isn't entirely unwarranted, mickey way more than mandy. Can we remember that mandy did almost get Ian killed tho by lying and saying he sa her?? I might be a little mean, too.

Basically I just think people should try see fiona perspective on it a bit more and not just make her out to be a heartless bitch.

#shameless us #mickey milkovich #fiona gallagher #fiona gallagher defender #shes just looking out her siblings #shameless #fiona shameless #honestly post canon i can see mickey and fiona being friends

[justaz]

s1ep10 where everything is the same except theres a few other kids around merlin and the gangs age in ealdor and they have the most passive aggressive beef ever

merlin (explaining the tensions while covering his ass bc the villagers may not know about his magic but they know and he cant let arthur find out): and thats mary. she threw rocks at me when i was younger so i shoved a fistful of dirt in her mouth. i just didnt realize there was a worm in the dirt until she was spitting it all out and coughed up a worm. it had the effect of someone coughing up a frog. it fueled a bunch of rumors about me being a sorcerer

mary (after greeting the prince very respectfully): merlin. youre back. how lovely.

merlin, smiling: mary!! yes, of course i am. when i heard that ealdor was in danger i just had to come back and help. you know ive always had a knack for worming my way out of trouble so i thought if anyone can help, its me.

mary: how hopeful. i dont think ive ever seen you wield a sword. or any other weapon. you seem to keep to your…talents.

merlin: we never spent much time together so i cant fault you for not noticing my many other talents. contrary to what you think, i do like to get my hands dirty.

#merlin (bastard. rumored sorcerer. outcast.) vs his high school bullies #just merlin being a Bitch honestly #all the tea that could be spilt #the villagers never tell the prince of camelot about their rumors of merlin #bc tbf merlin did bring him to help w the raiders #but they reference it often so merlin had to give an explanation to arthur that ended up being #‘small village. people talk. the rumor mill can be fact and truth to some people.’ #he excuses it as the villagers already disliking him for being a bastard so they piled their other prejudices onto him #morgana is entertained and cheers him on #arthur is also entertained but also angry on his behalf #gwen is mostly concerned bc shes the most emotionally intelligent person out of all of them #and is worried how growing up surrounded by hatred and disgust affected her friend #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #morgana le fay #morgana pendragon #guinevere #s1ep10 - the moment of truth #fanfic #fanfiction #fic #hc #headcannon #head canon

[pictureday2005]

i dont need therapy or medication i need it to be 2007. i need it to be my full time job to learn and explore and be curious about the world around me again

#crayon on envelope #i cant do any of that shit when i gotta have a job #i really miss when all i had to do was go to school #like i didnt realize how good i had it at the time #go in for like six hours and still have time and sunlight to do what i wanted when i got home #weekends off where all your friends Also have it off so you can organize hanging out #the whole summer to yourself #honestly i feel like id be doing so much better psychologically if i could have summer vacation again lol #bc at least then i was working towards something #just gotta get through the year so i can enjoy my summer #now its like. why am i even doing all of this #why is my only goal to suffer till i get a paycheck #and i dont even get to keep most of it #pointless luv litchrally pointless

[emry-stars-art]

hi i just wanna say... FAT ANDREW!!! FAT ANDREW!!!!!!!! FAT ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💞💘💓💝💗💝💖💗💝💓💘💓💘💗💗💓💞💗

I thoroughly appreciate your rep if my lurking in your art tag didn't show that yet 🥹

THANK YOU FOR LURKING AND FOR THE ASK I’ve been going off messing around with body types for the girls… and for everyone really, I just love drawing humans so much ✨ YEAH FAT STOCKY ANDREW

He’s doing his cool down stretches bc Kevin won’t let them leave until everyone’s done

#someone once tagged an Andrew I drew with like #YES he eats lots of sweets YES he could bench press all of us YES he goes fast as FUCK #and it’s one of my favorite tags ever #YEAH HE’S STRONG AND QUICK! #in complete honestly I halfway make Andrew a foot-shorter version of my very good friend from high school and college #*honesty #god I have Andrew weightlifting on my list of ‘to draw’ rn #imagine… #folds and bumps and just fat in general can be so pleasing to draw #tummy is the softest thing about him maybe #anyway #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #I should draw like different interpretations of the twins #bc in my head Aaron and Andrew don’t have the same body type like. not even close enough to really confuse them #but in canon they pass for each other all the time and you know what? I like a good stocky Aaron too