#but it's a deal breaker

[soft-edging-kittens]

Thank you @irisjaxx665!

It is always good to be reminded why I am obsessed with you and this is just too cute to keep to myself.

#submission #irisjaxx665 #the matching socks are the deal breaker

[r0semultiverse]

this recently happened to one of my friends

#they just broke up with him too #this has actually happened to multiple friends #its the identity crisis of guys who think they're cishets & aren't very comfortable with themselves 😭 #like honey if you're dating me don't ever call yourself straight #I refuse to be with anyone who does stuff like this #its a deal breaker #mine #op #trans #transgender #nonbinary #enby #genderqueer #trans memes #trans meme #transmasc #transfem #mtf #ftm #tw body essentialism

[dangerousherringjudgeoperator]

Now that we’re done with the main quest part of it… I wish they had fallen for like one trap. I get we were rushed for time but it was kinda annoying that they knew everything going in every time

#like I wanna see these 12 year olds be dumb and get tortured!!! #no but seriously #it’s not like a deal breaker #but I do hope it’s something they change next season #especially if they get more episodes #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo show spoilers #pjo tv show #annabeth chase #grover underwood

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

you know, as an asexual who still enjoys viewing sexual content in like books fanfiction and films and things, it's all fun and games until I remember that people actually DO THOSE THINGS?? LIKE IN REAL LIFE?? REGULARLY??🧍🏻‍♂️like WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEX ISNT A FANFICTION TROPE??? 😭 crazy out here man

#i genuienly forget sex is like #a super duper important part of life to majority of the population #like what are you talking about #what do you mean #stahp #what do you mean people look at me weirdly when i say me and my fiance do not in fact have sex?!?!? #what do you mean that would be a deal breaker for you!??!?!?!! #what do you mean you actually go out and DO THESE THINGS IN REAL LIFE?!??!?!?!? #anywayz hope yall allosexuals are having fun i forget youre real <3 #this is a light hearted post woo sex liberation woo yall are allowed to enjoy sex 🥳 #and im allowed to enjoy sex by convincing myself its only inaginary <3 #lmao #asexual #fanfiction #asexuality

[aroaceleovaldez]

honestly Percy and Nico's dynamic is made even funnier when you take into account how Will is written in TSATS. Like, oh okay then, Nico just has horrible taste in men and keeps getting smitten with boys who loathe everything he stands for. Percy stopped being Nico's type because Percy started to respect him too much. Cupid is yelling at Nico to raise his standards while Nico scopes out the latest guy who will treat him wrong to take on a date to the Underworld.

#pjo #percy jackson #riordanverse #nico di angelo #will solace #TSATS #the sun and the star #Cupid: YOU CAN DO BETTER || Nico: You're right! I *could* do worse! || Cupid: *NO* #Nico's self-esteem is so low he thinks people who respect him are a deal-breaker. Cupid Reyna Hazel and Jason screaming in the bg #Nico handshake emoji Leo. ''i know they dont like me and want me to get rid of everything that defines me. but they're willing to date me'' #Leo's desperate for approval so he has an excuse. Nico doesnt care about fitting in though so he's just doing that to himself for no reason #these boys have so many problems but it's kinda funny. and makes for interesting narrative

[meliake]

If I read one more fucking fic where Tim begs for his life in Titan's Tower I'm actually going to explode like?? READ IT????

Tim is a little fucking shit the entire time, fully confident in his abilities until the very end. And Jason didn't try and kill him, just gravely injured him to send a message, hence the bloody writing. Like guys- he could have killed him but purposefully didn't to prove his point.

There was no moment of regret for him because the 'pit rage' got to him, he was in full control of himself all throughout electrocuting Cyborg and Beastboy, putting Raven to sleep. LIKE GUYS PLEASE JUST READ THE ISSUE I STG

#tim drake #jason todd #batman #red hood #red robin #robin #Its actually getting to be a deal breaker for me in any angsty fic #like Its a post Bruce getting stuck in the timeline fic and a mention of titans tower rolls around and Im like #noooo #how it this gonna play out #and if they talk about 'beating a poor innocent traumatized kid' #I physically cannot read it #Its a sign they dont actually read any comics or underdtand their characterization #LET TIM BE A LITTLE BITCH SOMETIMES #LET JASON CONCIOUSLY MAKE BAD CHOICES SOMETIMES #irks me so bad #sorry Im ranting in the tags #Titans tower

[jyndor]

megan really said one line and nicki hasn't slept since 💀🤡

#megan thee stallion #its sort of sad bc nicki was THE GOAT but she just is such a nasty person #if she wants to be respected by other women in the game she should have been respectful from the start #and also maybe not support abusers but #that clearly isnt a deal breaker in music #anyway in this house we stan my future wife miss meg

[imwritesometimes]

"would you consider living for me?"

#shogun spoilers #bro. I straight up SOBBED. UGLY STYLE. SNOTTY STYLE. EVERY SECOND AFTER THAT. SLOPPY SNOTTY. SOBBING. #BODY WRACKING SOBS. I AM PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTED. FROM CRYING. I HAVE BEEN GUTTED. LIKE THERE'S ANOTHER EP #AND I SAID IT WASN'T A DEAL BREAKER BUT ALSO #THEY WERE POST-COITAL SPOONING. AND THEY WERE BATTLE COUPLE. #AND HE WAS GONNA SECOND HER RATHER THAN LET HER THINK SHE WAS GOING TO DIE AND BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY #I AM GOING TO VOMIT FOR 6 DAYS #erin watches shogun #fx shogun #spoilers

[mangofanarts]

Aypierre trying to sell enchanted gear cheaper than Bad to Philza in whispers and then Philza still deciding to meet up with Bad at spawn to get the stuff is so funny to me btw

#qsmp #qsmp aypierre #badboyhalo #qsmp philza #Philza didn't agree to the deal with Aypierre because he felt like he shook hands on it with Bad and agreed on the deal #so he didn't want to back out of it #its like trying to go behind ur partner's back to make a cheaper deal with their customer out of spite because ur partner is not paying u #the amount of coins u want them too #game breakers #bug testers

[dragonfryed]

who want me but only if you look like spencer reid

#srry its kindof a deal breaker #im about to to do this with all my faves just watch #spencer reid x fem!reader #spencer reid edit #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader

[andi-o-geyser]

Okay but can we be honest for a second here, because the idea that this fuck of an elf

EVER got game is literally insane. Like?? Sir how did you convince any woman to sleep with you because I would literally rather die. Full offence intended; you’ve got a face and personality like a doormat but if that doormat was racist and elitist and yelled at his kids.

#actually though because the idea that he got any action baffles me #hes got troy bakers voice and money but that is IT #Cannot believe this man has made 3 full children it’s the most unbelievable part of this literal fantasy show #everything else about him is the biggest deal breaker of all time #grrrr syldor vessar my worst enemy #critical role #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #syldor vessar #vox machina #the legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #lovm #tlovm s2 #tlovm season 2 #cr1 #andis thought geyser

[shitswiftiessay]

swifties have reached a new peak of white feminism.

#shit swifties say #anti taylor swift #nvm that her boyfriend she’s cheering on is a body shaming misogynist trump supporter #who calls women breeders #and demands he gets his dick sucked by the 4th date or it’s a deal breaker #such an example that taylor is setting for feminism

[bunabi]

everyone I care about knows that racism is serious enough of a red flag to not associate with somebody or something, and at the end of the day that's all that matters to me lol

#its simply not a deal breaker for a lot of people and at this point i kinda do not care anymore ?? any carers online rn #like you do you....stay away from me and my friends and our zero tolerance policy thank you

[liesmyth]

@takiki16 tags on my post are too good not to be shared! The context is wild shit that legit happened in IRL football ⚽ that I need the Ted Lasso fandom to be aware of, because it'd make for excellent fic material:

the MANAGERS #the PERSONAL DRAMA#I KNOW that ted lasso is not designed to be an actual realistic show #I KNOW that this whole thing did in fact begin as a way to soft trap Americans into watching the Prem #to the point that JOSE FUCKING MOURINHO ACTUALLY HAD A PART IN THE ORIGINAL NBC AD #I do NOT want to change the vibe of the show at all #(but like…a dramedy about the EPL that REALLY wanted to roast some fuckers would perhaps…NOT look like ted lasso #if they wanted to start with the managers it would just be two middle aged idiots with BOILING beef #who had to be physically restrained from throwing hands every other game and have personally destroyed each others’ marriages

Okay WHO would Roy have managerial beef with. I vote Arteta. Actually as @elizabear suggests, it's funnier if it's one sided

He would also instinctively dislike Rob Edwards of Luton because Jamie once said he's the hottest manager in the EPL. Roy's annoyed and he doesn't know why. (Rob Edwards is very hot)

For an example of managers throwing hands... the Tuchel/Conte handshake

In fact here's a whole compilation of managers throwing hands.

Thank you for bringing up Mourinho! This is his ad, btw. "What do you WANT Ted?" lives in my mind rent-free

After much soul-searching I've decided Roy likes Mou a lot among all the managers he's played for. YES, he is a total cunt BUT

he's really fucking funny about it. Like, really.

he's never met a referee he didn't have beef with but most of all Anthony Taylor (as a Roma fan I have to agree with him on that)

the entire 2005 Chelsea team would've died for him. I've said this before, but there can't be a Frank Lampard in TL if Roy plays the box-to-box midfielder role, so this quote about Mourinho walking into Lampard naked in the shower to give him a pep talk? That's Roy. To me.

I can't even pick a quote among all the shit he's said about all the managers he's played against, but I especially enjoy when he used to be a bitch about Pep and Pep was like "I don't know her." It was like a one-sided crush dating back from their Barca days

#if they wanted it to be about the players the literal sky is the limit. WHATEVER the writers room can come up with#it cannot come CLOSE to the batshit drama that real Sockckckckcer Playahs have amongst each other#also intricate rituals. NOT ENOUGH INTRICATE RITUALS#when Jamie scored that free kick after getting permission to be a prick Dani should have kissed him with tongue

Here's some homoeroticism:

#but TO COME BACK TO OP’S POINT ABOUT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY#I want to see Coach Roy get red carded and have to sit in the stands for the next game cursing and swearing

He'd get, like, 3 red cards a season MINIMUM. Mourinho who. Here's Klopp losing it a bit. Here's Pep being passive aggressive as fuck. Pochettino from 2 days ago. Also from last weekend: De Zerbi's "I don't like 80% of referees in England" he's so right for this.

Manager Roy would get himself red carded the week before Richmond play Chelsea away. Totally accidental. So he doesn't have to have a lil cry about it.

#I want to see what it would take to get Zoreaux sent off#and then they have to stick Bumbercatch in goal and it turns out he has some Hyper Specific Phobia about the situation#he manages to save the team but his coping mechanisms for dealing with Forcible Keeper Phobia make up the comedy B-plot of the episode#

I want CLUB RIVALRY. dunno where Richmond actually physically is but imagine if they had derbies#Ted has to be made to understand that no coach - for THIS game we will not stop till we see BLOOD#Richmond wins but bc they are playing away the home fans actively are tossing crap at them as they celebrate on the pitch#also the sprinklers come on and it’s a bus full of soaked greyhounds on the ride home

They're in West London! Maybe they just fucking hate Fulham. Or Brentford.

Actually, I've thought long and hard about Richmond's derby rivalries. Semi-canon sources say they have a bit of a West London rivalry with Brentford BUT to me it doesn't make much sense because Richmond are supposed to have been mid-table in the Prem for years, top-flight but mediocre. Brentford only made it to the Prem in 2021.

Actually, I've decided that Richmond kind of take the place of QPR for most of their history, except they didn't get relegated when QPR did. This is because 1) it'd be too many London-based clubs otherwise but, more importantly, 2) when Man City won their first title in 2012 with Agueeeeeero!!! that was against Richmond. It's funny, To Me.

Also you know Roy still fucking hates Newcastle from his Sunderland academy days. If his pundit career had lasted longer he'd be having top tier shithousery with Alan Shearer every week about it.

Anyway here's a whole youtube playlist about WILD derbies.

#ALSO BC SUAREZ IS COMING TO MIAMI - BITING INCIDENTS CAN THEY DO THAT

As an Italian I am legally obliged to SAY that if Suarez hadn't bitten Chiellini at the World Cup we would have gone past the group stage because Uruguay scored off a corner they won while Italy were all busy telling the ref that there was a fucking cannibal on the pitch. I don't forgive and I don't forget.

Anyway for context: cannibal Luis Suarez. He's a repeat offender. Someone at Richmond would think it was very funny

#once again sticking this footie post in the tag #ted lasso #FIC AUTHORS I HOPE THIS INSPIRES YOU #tumblr user taakiki16 you're SO valid for those tags I love them #sports #i'm sorry re roy & mourinho it's just true. roy in his prime playing days wouldn't have cared about the cuntery #as a manager he wouldn't be shit to his physio but as a player? sorry it wasn't a deal breaker. he likes mou more than ancelotti. to me #ted lasso meta #i mean. sort of lmao #long post #afc richmond #roy kent #various irl footie people #futbol

[transmasc-makima]

how are people just now figuring out yandev is a pedo like we've known for years at this point

#yandere simulator #like honestly great that va's are leaving but yandev's creepy behavior has been public knowledge for what like? 6 years? #also dont be giving bijuu mike or kubzscouts a pass either!!! #ppl involved in the game have known FOR YEARS but constantly said shit like “im focusing on voice acting” or “its not a deal breaker for me” #like be so fucking fr #these ppl just wanna save face now