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Hi! Do you think Rogier’s type to hug someone? If so what kind of hugs would he give (and by extension, Magdalene too)? And, if I dare ask, do they get to hug at some point?
Hi anon! Now this is a very interesting question…
Is Rogier a hugger? Oh boy. Well. There’s a lot to unpack with this, I think. Like the man himself, this question has layers.
If you’ll permit me some wild speculation, let’s dive into this!
1] Is his facade a hugger?
Sure, if that’s what the other person needs. In the sense of, “this is what the situation calls for, this is what will rock the boat the least,” kind of way. A brilliant (and likely well-intentioned) imitation of sincerity.
It might feel a little stiff.
2] Is his Utter Detachment a hugger?
Heavens no. Internally, he’s begging: “please, let’s not do this.”
That sort of thing makes things harder than they need to be. Best avoided.
Hugging probably isn’t his first instinct when it comes to comfort. He seems more the type to try to use his words, or give some other gesture of thoughtfulness/consideration. His “utter detachment” is more about maintaining distance, and therefore reducing vulnerability. I don’t think he’s heartless, but rather, severely uncomfortable with something that encroaches on that boundary he feels so dependent on.
It feels like he’s turned to stone.
3] Is his touch starvation a hugger?
Absolutely, and he hates this. What a terrible affliction to have, with the company he keeps. He’s burying that as deep as he can. The good news is, in these lands, one can forget such appetites. He stopped hungering for these things long ago.
At least, until someone reminds him by initiating one.
…It feels like he’s fighting himself, resisting every instinct in him to melt into the embrace, to hold on for just that nearly-imperceptible moment longer.
4] Is Rogier a hugger?
Now that’s the great mystery right there. Who’s Rogier?
None of us know. Personally?
...Yeah. I think maybe so.
I think perhaps, in an impulsive moment of joy, (“Hey Rogier, here’s the mending rune to save TWILD,”) he might pull someone in for a hug. Or I think it could be a somber, consoling gesture, when words won’t fix anything anymore. I think in a moment of tremendous relief, when death came a little too close, he might reach out and count his blessings as he catches his breath.
I think it feels like he’s human under there. More human than he’s let anyone see in a long, long time.
5] Is Magdalene a hugger?
Ha, oh yes. And she’s as hearty and vigorous in this regard as she is in every other aspect of her being. Prepare thine ribs.
On one hand, you won’t be able to breathe, on the other:
Just popped up on your screen XD
6] Do Rogier and Magdalene get to hug?
:3
(Of course, anon!) (But the real question is, under what circumstances?)
Thanks for the question, anon! :D This was fun to dive into!
#of course it goes without saying in the “real rogier” scenario one has taken unbelievable pains to earn his trust. i mean. u kno how he is#.......i have no idea if this makes sense#hopefully it does#i really had to think on this one for a few days to be able to untangle my thoughts. and no i havent really proofread this much soooo#who knows how this reads XD#also. dont hold your breath for the hug btw; it'll be a while#but oh baby. they’re coming. theyre fucking coming#still waters#rogier#elden ring#sorry if you found this in the tag#hare answers#hare posts
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can we get pt 2 of 34+35 where yn releases nonsense or positions, everyone is more confused because are we talking about the same guy?? in response all yn does is mention his thighs 💀💀
YES MAAM OFC I LOVE THIS STORYLINE
WHO IS OSCAR PIASTRI? (OP81)
Summary: Oscar and Y/n always loved to mess with the fans. Fortunately, the best way to do that is spill their sex life.
Warnings: sexual conversations, language
Note: THE THIGHS 😫😫😫😫😫 SO MANY WORDS NOT ENOUGH TIME 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
ynnn Nonsense out now! 💋
Comments:
osc81fan I- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
piaosc ARE WE SURE ALL OF US ARE TALKING ABT THE CORRECT MAN?
- mclarenpiaandlan YEAH WTF HOW IS THIS OSCAR
mclarensgirlll SHE DID THIS LAST TIME AND WE NEVER RECOVERED
- landonorris ILL NEVER RECOVER.
oscarpiastri ITS ABOUT MEEEEEEEE 🤭🤭
- danielricciardo we are aware.
- maxverstappen i think youve said that enough
- charlesleclerc YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE LITTLE OSCAR 😰😰😰
- ynnn definitely not LITTLE oscar 😏
- alexalbon STOP.
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ynnn maybe i lied? Lookin’ at him doesn’t have me thinkin’ nonsense, it has me thinkin…
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oscarpiastri my girlfriend everyone 😀
- mclarensgirlll hes probably giggling at his phone at this very moment
- landonorris and youd be right!
maxverstappen IM SO SCARED FOR MY LIFE
- danielricciardo WE CANT ESCAPE IT
- alexalbon HE PLAYS THE SONGS EVERYWHERE
- landonorris IT NEVER ENDS.
ln4andop81 anyone else curious abt what shes going to say on that podcast next week where theyre infamous for asking abt sex????
- oscpastry i bet you oscar will forever be changed for us
- mclarensgirlll he already is 🥲
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ln4andop81 IN HONOR OF 24 HOURS BEFORE Y/NS PODCAST EPISODE, DROP THE MOST SHOCKING LYRICS FROM NONSENSE DOWN BELOW
- oscpastry “you said you like my eyes and you like the make em roll” SOOOO BASICALLY WHEN WERE THOSE WORDS FALLING FROM OUR BABY’S LIPS????
- mclarenpiaandlan REAL BECAUSE HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS 😭😭
- mclarensgirlll I THINK THE LYRIC “opposite of soft” LET US KNOW HE IS WAYYYY MORE EXPERIENCED THAN WE THOUGHT
- piaosc DOM OSCAR????? FUCKING HOW. IN. WHAT. WORLD.
- ynnn this world! 💋
- piaosc IS THIS SOME SORT OF GAME???
- mclarenpiaandlan THE PATTERN IS PATTERNING
- mclarensgirlll ITS SO ICONIC MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT
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ln4andop81 hows everyone doing after that podcast….
- mclarensgirlll “WHO IS OSCAR PIASTRI?” trending on twitter makes me feel less alone after listening to Y/n’s tell all
- mclarenpiaandlan host: “whats your favorite body part of oscar’s?” Y/n: “his thighs” BY THEN I ALREADY KNEW WHAT WAS COMING BUT THE HOST HAD TO KEEP GOING host: *giggling* “why?” Y/n: “10 out of 10 for riding” I THINK MY BRAIN WENT DEAD FOR A SEC
- piaosc GIRLY KEPT GOING TOO host: “did you ask or, like, how did that come about?” Y/n: “well, he was just kind of sitting there, manspread ya know, and he caught on the minute he saw the way i was looking at him. Ive never see him so excited before.” *laughing* “i think he enjoys it more than me!”
- ln4andop81 no words. Host: “so he knows you like his thighs?” Y/n: “Oh my god, yeah! I hate him for it but he purposefully wears his shortest pair of shorts around the house so when he sits, that’s all I see. I’m telling you, Oscar knows how much I love his body and he knows EXACTLY how to use it.” Host: “what do you mean?” Y/n: “just that the shirtless photo i posted of him is one of many and the rest of them could not be up on the internet for longer than 5 seconds before being taken down because they’re borderline all pornographic” OSCAR???? BABY BOY??? WHO ARE YOU.
- mclarensgirlll BRO AND THEN host: “your new song, Nonsense, mentions things being more rough than soft. Is that really true with him?” Y/n: “Are you kidding?! The fans who think he’s super innocent and pure are in for some serious whiplash when i say that he is anything but that. He’s not Oscar when we’re in bed. He’s some alter ego who has no problem fucking against a random wall.” UHHHHHHHHHHH RUE WHEN WAS THIS????
- oscarpiastri now THAT is one thing i wont be answering 😊
- ynnn knowing myself ill probably reveal it in some song in the future 🤦🏼♀️
- mclaren maybe try and hold off on that one plz bestie 😙
- landonorris ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^🙏🏻
- danielricciardo ^^
- alexalbon ^^^
- maxverstappen ^
- charlesleclerc ^^^^
#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris x reader#mclaren#lando norris fanfic#lando norris fluff#lando norris imagines#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri smut#oscar piastri fanfiction#oscar piastri#oscar piastri fluff#oscar piastri imagines#alex albon#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#charles leclerc
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just by giving us office shenanigans, the magnus protocol is simulating the terrifying creeping dread of early magnus to me.
theyre making alice so silly and sam so sweet “cinnamon roll” and gwen so adorably bratty because they Know we know its gonna hurt.
they’re playing on our knowledge of this franchise to curate such a secondhand sense of “Oh Fuck” just waiting for it all go to shit. it’s terror they dont have to explicitly allude to because they Know we know. so good.
i just know they made sam make cat noises in his sleep to up his “awww sweet fandom baby. sweet cinnamon roll” factor Just because we know they’re going to destroy him
they saw the way we write precanon and gave it to us on a knowingly poisoned silver platter. sam is fanon martin, alice is fanon tim, gwen is fanon jon, celia is fanon sasha. but all their cute office shenanigans are soured now by Oh God Oh Fuck. its *genius*. even though we dont know the characters too well they are familiar. they are familiar and we love them already because they are familiar. their pain is familiar too and we know its coming.
. and colin is there to be our Reminder that this isnt a cute sitcom anime. colin is living in the horror genre . he is our Reminder so we don’t get too comfortable.
archives was so good at slow burn upping the stakes. protocol is Not Doing that for obvious reasons but the fear it illicits is the same creeping dread feeling.
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drabbles! how about reader and eddie telling penny and wayne theyre expecting maple?
𝐑𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫!𝐃𝐚𝐝!𝐄𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐱 𝐌𝐨𝐦!𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 (don't have to read but you'll want to)
“I’ll tell them. It’s fine.” Your voice sounds so defeated over the phone and Eddie squeezes his eyes shut, pinching the bridge of his nose. He hates it, hates that he’s the reason for it.
Here he is, telling you everything’s gonna get better, that the two of you will be okay—that your family will be okay, and already he’s had to let you down.
After a particular nasty fight that led to a comforting tryst, you were pregnant again. Giving Eddie his third baby. And all he’s given you lately is disappointment.
“This leg is just three weeks, baby.” He promises, voice urgent because you have to believe him. Things have gotten shitty between the two of you but Eddie’s determined to change them, needs you to know that, “I’ll make it home on our off days.”
But he won’t be home when you’re telling his kids they’re getting another sibling. It’s fucked. And he wants to argue, tell you to just wait until he gets back in town this week—but the thing is, even though he’s promising and desperately hoping he’ll be able to make it, it would be just his luck for something to happen at the last minute.
He wants to punch a wall until his bones tear through the skin of his knuckles.
“Okay, Eds.” Still defeated, but you don’t sound like you hate him, a change from recent phone conversations and you’re short with him so he knows you don’t want to talk to him for much longer.
He does take a few moments, eyes still shut as he hones in on your breathing. Trying to imagine you right next to him instead of thousands of miles away.
“I know things aren’t as pleasant as we want them to be. I swear to god, they’re gonna change. I’m not losing you. I’m not. I love you, baby.” He whispers, voice low and raspy. He’s fully expecting the love you, too followed by dial tone, so Eddie practically starts silently weeping when he gets more than that.
“I love you, too, Eddie.” It doesn’t sound distant, as though you were already mentally out of the conversation. You’re still present for it, and it doesn’t sound like a weight on you.
The dial tone doesn’t come, you’re waiting for Eddie to end the phone call. A change.
With a faint sniffle, and after a few more moments of comforting silence, he does.
You hang the phone back on the receiver then pad over to the living room. The tv is on, some animated film displayed on the screen that manages to hold your children’s attention. Not much could do that as of late.
“You guys got a minute?” You ask, making yourself comfortable on one end of the couch. Your five year-old son, Wayne, moves over to you and practically wraps your arms around him as he cuddles into your side.
Penny mutes the TV with the remote and you know you have their full attention.
“I know things have felt a little weird lately, but I don’t want you to think it’s a bad thing, okay? Things are just changing.”
“Like what?” Penny asks, giving you the perfect opportunity. This has to be a good, has to be a positive thing happening for them even though you had no idea how to feel yourself.
“Like the amount of troublemakers under my roof.”
Penny’s gasp is loud and dramatic, eyes wide in excitement as she immediately catches onto your meaning.
“ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A BABY?!”
Wayne’s face is the opposite of Penny’s, mouth wide open and looking downright offended with the level of side-eye he’s giving you. His top lip is curled in disgust, gums and teeth on display. You would have thought you’d just stolen his childhood instead of just telling him you’re pregnant.
Oh, boy.
At least, you’d have something funny to break the ice with when Eddie called in a few hours.
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#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader angst#dilf!eddie munson#stranger things#stranger things fanction#stranger things 4#stranger things vol 2#stranger things vol 1#eddie munson x fem!reader#eddie munson x black!reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson imagine#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson angst#eddie munson blurb#girl dad!eddie munson#dad!eddie munson#mom!reader#dad!eddie munson x mom!reader#pennyverse#eddie munson x pregnant!reader#Rockstar!eddie#rockstar!eddie munson#rockstar!eddie munson x reader
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𝐏𝐞𝐭 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𓆩♡𓆪
➸ 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Pet names the Genshin men call you during sex
➸𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Zhongli, Childe/Tartaglia, Ayato, Diluc, Kazuha, Kaeya
➸ 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: praise, degradation, edging, dehumanization (ayato), faked sympathy, lots of cum
(i rlly need to learn the proper names for these I hope it explains the warnings well enough tho) (like im sure I know the proper names but theyre not coming to me rn)
➸ 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬: Afab reader
➸ 𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: so uh confession but I listen to asmr,, and the person I listened to created an audio on pet names and basically gave me the idea for this
𝐙𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢 ❦
Zhongli loves to call you sweet and gentle names. His favorites are ‘my love’ and ‘darling’. They’re so sweet and loving in contrast to how hard he’s fucking into you. Showering you with praise~ “You wanna cum for me again darling?” A sickly sweet tone knowing that you don’t have a choice even if you answered. “Mhm so needy for me aren’t you my love?” A small sadistic smile on his face as you beg for more, soft-spoken phrases with sweet nicknames but laced with a condescending tone. The names suit you and he’d rarely call you any vulgar terms, just sweet, gentle pet names as he fills you with cum over and over again<3
𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞 ❦
Ah, how you’d hear such a variety. Being called ‘baby’ in public but once he’s fucking into you, suddenly that nickname has a different meaning. You’re his little ‘slut’ when you eagerly take his cock in his mouth, or his ‘whore’ when you’re pushing your needy cunt back on his cock. He just loves how you tighten around him when being called such a degrading name. However you’d only hear such names when being needy, “You’re such a whore for my cock aren’t you baby?” When you’re being fucked so good you have no choice but to moan out a string of broken yes’. Immediately going back to his innocent baby once you both are finished as he showers you with kisses and praise <3
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜 ❦
Like Zhongli, Diluc seems fond of ‘my love.’ It just has such a nice ring to it and helps him express his affection for you so much easier. “You feel so good my love…d-don’t stop.” The pleasure your body gives him has him drunk, how can he not praise and worship you for making him feel so good? He’s tried using degrading pet names on you but they rarely feel natural and he’d prefer to use your name when he’s feeling to be rougher on you. However, he’s taken a liking to call you messy. Not particularly a pet name but when you’re covered in his cum, how can he resist? “Ah look at yourself my love, messy as always hm~” The sweet pet name that you both love, mixed with such a humiliating sentence has you going wild. Whether he uses your name or his preferred nicknames, it’s always sure to give you those familiar butterflies <3
𝐀𝐲𝐚𝐭𝐨 ❦
Oh, how Ayato would reduce you to a ‘pet’. A pet that’s just so needy and desperate for him to fuck you. That would obey him without a second thought, getting on your knees and unbuckling his belt. A pet that was there for him whenever he wanted, having you cockwarm him in his office or bending you over his desk and fucking you right there. Marking you as he pleased because you were his, he would do anything he’d like to his pet. Your begs would mean nothing when he overstimulates your cunt. “You’ll take my cock like a good little pet yeah?” and you will, happily swallowing his cock and cum, just as he trained you to. Pet just suits you so nicely, especially when you behave so well just for him. Training you so that you know misbehavior is met with punishments and giving you rewards otherwise. He’s sure to make a collar with your name on it, just like a proper pet <3
𝐊𝐚𝐳𝐮𝐡𝐚 ❦
(this is written in honor of getting him🙏🏻)
He’s fond of sweet, poetic, names. Even if they may be a bit old-fashioned. Slender fingers link with yours, pushing them further into the mattress as he pounds into you, a soft whisper of your favorite pet name as he buries his face in your neck. “Ah sweetheart you feel- so good..” You breathe in sharply at the remark, leaning your head closer to his, unable to move properly because his hands kept you in place. He’d never dare to call you anything belittling, however, he’s not opposed to using the pet names in a pitiful tone. “Aw wanna cum sweetheart?” Faked sympathy from him as he ruins yet another orgasm. His sweet words make your heart flutter and drop, knowing that they’re just shallow and hollow because he’ll keep ruining orgasm after orgasm until he’s satisfied. Using the sweet name just to entice you more and more <3
𝐊𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐚 ❦
He’s a simple guy. You’d be called ‘baby’ most of the times or ‘darling’ if he’s feeling to tease you. However when he’s fully sheathed inside you, fucking you senseless, those pet names are anything but sweet. “Fuck- you’re so messy baby, want me to cum inside you again darling?” You’d be nodding repeatedly underneath him just begging to feel him fill you up again. You’re just so pitiful in this state. A hot, begging mess that cannot think of nothing else but his cock, a slut for him, and he will not hesitate to not call you one. “Yeah you’re such a needy little slut aren’t you? So desperate for me to cum inside you hm?” You’d be so full of cum by the time you guys are finished, being praised by Kaeya for letting him use your slutty body to empty himself inside you <3
#genshin smut#zhongli smut#tartaglia smut#childe smut#Kaeya smut#kazuha smut#diluc smut#ayato smut#diluc x reader#zhongli x reader#ayato x reader#Kaeya x reader#childe x reader#tartaglia x reader#kazuha x reader
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hi maybe human/non-spider chubby!reader headcanons with mig? more for when they’re getting to know him at the society? Thanks so much!
hey love!! I’ll write some fluff in this case :^) (gn!reader; super super fluffy)
first time he sees you, he honestly doesn’t notice you much because you’re some random human they brought in for a tech collaboration to improve spider-tech.
he’s not one for socializing—always on a mission and trying to get shit done since everyone else is busy fucking off.
it’s not until you approach him while he’s sitting alone one day and ask to sit w/ him at lunch that he really noticed you. you’re... kinda cute. oh, you just smiled at him. ok, you’re very cute.
and you’re kind. he sees you a lot, taking care of mayday when Peter has to run off and take care of impromptu spider-missions, just chatting to other spider-people and making them smile. you’re so sweet. Miguel hasn’t felt any semblance of romantic attraction in years.
he definitely struggles w/ these feelings at first. never shows that he is, but is more intentional about keeping his distance. you, of course, are hurt because you have no idea what you did to upset him. Peter assures you Miguel is just Like That but you don’t buy it.
so one day you approach him and ask him if you did something wrong. he’s taken aback, but then shakes his head and tries to walk off. you follow closely behind before you gently grab his hand and make him face you. this ache in his chest... it’s so familiar.
he quickly pulls his hand away and walks off. he ignores you for the next few weeks until lyla talks some sense into him. “you’re mad because... theyre nice? I will never understand human romance.”
“no, lyla, I’m not mad because theyre nice. theyre a distraction—one I don’t have time for.”
“pretty sure you do. your schedule is clear for the rest of the day. go talk to them!”
Miguel actually does not, but Peter dumps mayday in Miguel’s arms, talking about how he has to go “take care of something”, only for him to realize that Peter had also told you to look after mayday, so both you and Miguel end up in the same place.
Miguel cant run away, either, because mayday is nestled in his hair. you laugh and gently pluck her into your arms, cradling her as she giggles. she takes Miguel’s pointer finger and squeezes it tight, shaking it back and forth.
Miguel imagines you with gabi, and it fucking kills him inside. but he also imagines that gabi would want him to be happy. so he lets himself stay a little longer and chat w/ u.
he starts paying attention to all the things he didn’t let himself look at before—how soft you look. every part of you—your cheeks, your arms, your stomach, your thighs. you’re precious. he feels the urge to... hug you. to protect you.
you notice he seems to be troubled so you gently place a hand on his—“how about we play a game w/ mayday, Miguel?” and he finds himself nodding.
INTO THE RELATIONSHIP HC:
Miguel strikes me as the type of person who would forget to eat a lot. he’s a busy man and I don’t think he’d really keep track of meals and such.
you, however, are not ok w/ that. you always make him sit down and eat together whenever possible. if Miguel’s on a mission, you’ll cook him a meal and sit and wait for him to come back for hours, sometimes even falling asleep at the table.
when Miguel comes back and sees you asleep, he just lets out a soft sigh and picks you up, trying to bring you back to your shared bed, but you just nuzzle into him and mumble, “did you like it?” and he’s like “I haven’t eaten yet, baby.” and you gently push his chest and whisper, “go eat. I’ll sit w/ u.”
Miguel almost laughs because you’re literally half asleep but he compromises since you’re so insistent and lets you lay down on the couch while he sits beside you and eats. you fall asleep w/ your head on his thigh and him stroking your hair.
#this is more of a fic than just hcs but hey it’s ok lol#ats#ats x reader#ats x chubby reader#ats fluff#across the spiderverse x reader#across the spiderverse#miguel o’hara#miguel o’hara x chubby reader#miguel o’hara x reader#miguel o’hara x gn!reader#miguel o’hara x gn reader#miguel o’hara x genderneutral reader#my writing#mine#fluff#chubby reader#chubby!reader#miguel o’hara x chubby! reader#miguel o’hara x chubby!reader
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Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt. 5
chapter 13:
1. “suits were made for regulus black to wear them” -james. DAYUMN he’s down BAD
2. barty and evan are reggie’s family 😭😭😭
3. LUCIOUS MALFOY IS AT THE AUCTION! HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK (not reg downing the champagne before talking to lucious tho)
4. james wants to wave the bidding paddle 😭 he’s such a golden retriever
5. loving the umbridge cameo
6. james flirting with reggie <33333
7. ooooh reg lore. just found out that reg got caught sneaking a boy out of his house when he was younger
8. REG FLIRTING BACK HOLY SHIT
9. THEY WERE GONNA KISS BUT THEN THEY DIDN’T!! AUGH COME ON
chapter 14:
1. they’re calling it “the great date-scapade”
2. remus and sirius are official!!!!
3. poor remus is heartbroken from being in love with sirius. i prayed that god would be merciful to their love in this lifetime, but he WASNT. this is why i’m atheist
chapter 15:
1. a surprise 4:00 am date!!!!!!!! they’re gonna paint!!!
2. regulus wants to plant a garden in france. im sobbing oh my gosh. (i know reg is gonna die, and i don’t think i can handle it)
3. HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT RED ALERT! RED FUCKING ALERT. REG KISSED JAMES HOLY SHIT
4. i’m fine, this is all fine, i’m okay.
5. HOLY SHIT THEYRE ABOUT TO SLEEP TOGETHER. RED ALERT YALL. ITS GETTING SPICEY
6. it was so well written, holy shit. i love them.
#jegulus#marauders#james potter#mwpp#mwpp era#regulus black#art heist baby#cress' ahb reviews#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#lucius malfoy#remus lupin#sirius black#remus x sirius#wolfstar#sunseeker#starchaser#fanfic#ao3
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silly guy logan thoughts:
(inspired by a edit of a show i saw on tiktok a while ago(weak hero class 1 i think? idk i dont watch kdramas…))
logan, when he was a recruit, stabbed another recruit in the neck with a PEN. mainly cause said recruit was picking on him/kind of bullying him, a pen was the nearest object, and…yea :3. now the recruit has pen-trauma u can say.
then imagine like present-ish day, on a mission when they’re combining forces, and the entire ghosts team is like infront of the truck where theyre meeting said force, the same recruit and logan meet eachother again and they(the recruit) try to sock him(logan) in the face…but failed miserably cause logan dodged it. (or they got socked themselves in the face before they could hit logan by someone else…could really go in different ways in either the (overly)protective way or the “oh my fucking god—“ way.) now think about the recruit trying to explain themself and describing what logan did to them while logans just there unbothered as shit, arms crossed, while the rest of the guys are just standing there staring at logan in utter disbelief. (like really logan a pen?)
(would be super funny if elias and hesh somehow never knew about this until that day. bonus points if elias did the exact thing except he did it with a pencil. i know that man would be proud.)
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(can be considered an add on to the anon who said logan is the definition of “teenagers scare the living shit out of me” (i wrote this in my notes at the time LMAO). imo he probably still is and it probably scares the shit out any millennial on the team. and playing old cod games is so relatable cause i was too :3.(and am i calling you old…yesn’t.))
Every gift that man gets is going to be some kinda pen. They will never let his ass live it down. They're gonna call him "Trach" (Tray-k) because he "Tried to give some jackass an impromptu tracheotomy."
Logan can pretend to be mad but damn they be giving him some nice pens. Keegan is his favorite though because he gave Logan a "pen-knife".... a knife that's disguised as a pen.
I like to think Hesh saw the guy posturing/tensing up towards Logan and just flattened him out because "Hey that's my baby brother, bitch."
Logan saw it coming but he also saw Hesh coming and went "The flex will be wild. I have an enforcer." and let it happen.
(Being called an old man is affirming to me ngl. Yes, tis I; Grandpa. I guess. Lmao.)
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PART 7 OF MY CABLOON ANALYSIS! GO TO MY #CABLOON-ANALYSIS TAG TO FIND THE FIRST POST! (Or go all the way down for the link :D)
He eliminates, FUCKING CANDLE!! OVER CABBY!! HE LITERALLY SAVED HER! HE MAY HAVE HID IT BY MAKING REVENGE ON NICKEL’S BETRAYAL, BUT IT WAS OBVIOUS!! ITS ALL OBVIOUS! AND I, SEE IT ALL! HE CARES ABOUT HER GUYS, HE LITERALLY VOTED SOMEONE NOT ONLY TO BETRAY NICKEL AND HIS (sorta) ALLIANCE, BUT HE DID IT FOR CABBY! THINK ABOUT IT! REALLY! IT ALL LINES UP! (I’m either right, or this accidentally made sense unintentionally, who knows?)
WOOH, still E13, 5 episodes to go… yaaayyy…
My bbgs, look at the cuties <33 (They’re looking at the cereal boxes in the sky from.. you know who!!)
Randomly interacts with cabby first!! This is feeding me well yall I’m screaming rn, the fact that it’s literally the first 3 minutes and already cabloon rays are shining thru
LOOK T MY HAPPY BABIES!! THEYRE SO HAPPY WOHAAHHAA!! <333 IM CRYING RN ONE SCECDVABBAB LOOK AT THEMM <3333
SAME FACE!! SAME FACE!! WOOP WOOP!! (Not counting silver cause.. he’s showing only one eye lmao)
AND OMG LOOK AT HOW SMUG MEPHONE LOOKS AWEEEEEEEE <3333
My babies , they’re looking at each other I’m going to explode, same face too!!
Did I mention that these two are my babies? Also hello cute Yinyang <33 (my multi shipper ass is shitsing rn)
ND OF COURSE YOU GAVE ME MY FAVORITE BOYS EVER BESIDE ME WHATTT!! LOOK AT EMM!! MY BABIES!!
THEY DID IT AGAIN!! MY BELOVEDS <33
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA IM HDNANQNNWSBSBJQJQJKJWJJSJJS
THEYRE BOTH SO KIND TO EACH OTHER!! EVEN AFTER THE FLOWER INCIDENT!! SOULMATES I TELL YOU!! WHERE— WHERE DID THIS KINDNESS COME FROM??!/genq /nm
THEY’RE SO CLOSE NOW OMG?? WHAT DID I MISS??! DID I FORGET A SCENE?!?!/genq /nm /iwantmoreofthisnow
STOOOPPPP AAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAA!! IM ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLOSE
*glances at HIS alliance* TAKE THAT Nickel— oh. Nevermind goodbye Bot :(
After a WHOLLEE EPISODE, This is all I got from my babies 😞
I DEMAND MORE!!
AND MORE I GOT!! Both still hating SILVERSPOON, AAAAAANDDDDDD HAVING THE EXACT SAME FACE AGAIN OMFG IM GONNA EVAPORATE
LOOK AT THEM. LOOK LOOK LOOK! BALLOON LOOKS AT CABBY WITH A SAD FACE, THEN WHEN CABBY LOOKS AT HIM, HE LOOKS AWAY,, AWEEE <333
(EDIT: OMFG HE EVEN RAISED HIS HANDS UP LIKE CABBY HAHABSBWBBWHHWHWHE)
NOOOO ITS BREAKINGSGSG— Okay but god she’s so girlboss, look at that SASS!!
Woah, is this the first time we see an actual side view of cabby?! Plus, they’re beside each other here!! <3
Context: they were all told to gather, I love how much times they’re beside each other omfg
LOOK AT MY BABIESS JUST LOOK AT THEM <33
GO CABBY! GO BALLOON!! GO AND GET YOUR INGREDIENTS!! GOGOGOGOOOO!!
Them <33
My guy became a mannequin lmao,, Btw Cabby going in with the nerdy info is cute, and balloon is like ‘Hm. Interesting’
Maximum of 30 images, sigh, see ya next post!!
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doctor who liveblog pt 30
s6 ep1 the impossible astronaut
- he couldn’t have just given them a lift in the tardis??
- omgg is this a wild west episode?!
- RIVER hiiii
- uh oh he got shot
- is he regenerating?!
- he is not in fact regenerating
- oh we’re doing a viking burial
- i won’t lie the effect is slightly ruined by me knowing there’s two more seasons of this guy
- oh he’s backkk
- yeah he deserved that
- well that is what you usually do
- oh nixon’s in this?
- uh oh mysterious alien
- so not a nice alien i take it
- rory constantly the only normal person around
- uh oh river knows how she’s gonna die (sort of)
- SHES PREGNANT?!
- THE ASTRONAUT IS FHE CHILD?!
- she just killed that kid lol
- slightly disappointed it wasn’t a wild west episode but it’s nice that they went to a different country all the same
s6 ep2 day of the moon
- has she been running for 3 months
- ok so they’re all fucking dead now
- this prison is very advanced for 1969
- oh that’s nice they lived
- false alarm on the pregnancy front
- umm not loving this orphanage
- OMG THEYRE ON THE CEILING LIKE BATS
- fucking nixon again
- uhh who tf is that
- AMY AND THE BABY?
- uh oh astronaut
- the fuckass child again
- always with the guns with americans
- omg the chip on the floor
- oh they’re the silence
- yeah but also humans love going to the moon
- this is fucking brutal for rory jfc
- they sure will remember nixon
- yeah i saw the gay reveal coming
- oh they kissed that’s nice i guess
- ngl i can take or leave eleven and river as a couple
- AND A LAST TIME
- oh poor river
- OMG HE STILL HAS THE CHIP
- is she pregnant or what, this subplot is doing my head in
- oh there’s the little orphan girl
- she’s regenerating!???
- she’s a baby timelord?? wait is it the master i was wondering what happened to that guy
#nortism liveblogs doctor who#doctor who#dw#doctor who liveblog#doctor who series 6#doctor who s6#11th doctor#eleventh doctor#amy pond#rory williams#river song#the impossible astronaut#day of the moon
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Carla and Grisha trying to process that their youngest son is a father and why the hell he would keep the baby a secret up until now. Meanwhile Zeke's like "with a name like Timothy and Eren's looks, that kid's already starting life from the bottom"
Context —>: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4 | Part 5
THIS IS KILLING MEEEE! 😭😭
Because Grisha and Carla would actually, like, be concerned????? Like okay YAY! Grandchildren!! but they never imagined it like this?? They’re not traditional parents so they weren’t demanding that Eren had to tick every box and be settled down, married, with a secure job, have his life together or be able to look after himself — BUT HE IS NONE OF THOSE THINGS RN SO THEYRE JUST CONCERNED FOR THE BABIES WELL BEING 😭😭
meanwhile zeke is absolutely having a HELLUVA ball with this because damn!! who new victory would taste so sweet and come in the form of eren’s own demise
When Eren had arrived back at the family home, he wasn’t sure what he was going to expect. In fact, he wasn’t expecting anything but it’s when he entered the abode with absolute chaos ensuing, he was perplexed.
As soon as Eren opened the door, Carla crossed the hallway with her phone in hand, the usual crackle of a conference call sounding as she seemed to be complaining to her friends back home and in distress. Which, wasn’t an unusual sight, but it’s when she spotted Eren in the doorway and pointed at him with a pained expression, that he was confused.
“Eren! I want to see my Grandchild! You can’t keep him from me!”
Eren didn’t even have time to react. On impulse, Grisha somehow came out from the other room, his face also in mild distress.
“Carla, not now. We said we’d do this as a family.” He soothingly said to her, although soon after, threw Eren a dirty look.
Not knowing how to react, Eren only shrugged at his father, mouthing a ‘what did I do?!’ but he got no answer. Grisha only ushered Carla into the living room and slammed the door after him.
Which was quite surprising because Eren didn’t even know that the living room door could shut. That shit was always open.
Heading into the direction of the kitchen, Eren pursued where most of the noise was coming from, seeing as loud music was being played in there — something that would never usually happen concerning Carla absolutely hated too much noise after a certain time.
There he found Zeke absolutely within his element.
“I literally left for like ten minutes to go get a parcel, what the fuck is going on with Ma and Dad?!” Eren says as he places his keys on top of the table.
Turning round in shock, Zeke smiled widely as he welcomed Eren into the kitchen.
“Oh— There he is! Father of the year! You didn’t make the cut for Son of the Year though! That shit goes to MEEEEE!”
The blonde male hollered upwards before sauntering over towards the fridge to take out two bottle of beers, sloshing both of them open.
“The fuck, Zeke?” Eren said with a short laugh. He couldn’t find it in him to be mad at his brother. He didn’t understand what he was talking about but at least he didn’t seem hostile.
As the blonde sat on top of the countertop, something he wouldn’t dare do unless he was Son of the Year, Zeke gestured his head in Eren’s direction.
“Don’t sweat it, Champ! But hey, talk me through it.” Zeke hands him one of the beers. “Of all names in the entire world, why would you name him Timothy?”
Taking the bottle and instantly swigging from it, Eren mundanely shrugged as he waited for his drink to swallow down. He was always up to talk about his new bundle.
“Funny you say that actually because that’s exactly what Y/N said. But we agreed that we’d call the next kid after me.”
Zeke nodded in understanding.
“Right, right.”
Eren carried on.
“Timothy was honestly just within the spur of the moment. We really weren’t prepared for him or anything.”
With a reality show gasp, Zeke comically covered a hand over his mouth before uncovering it and lowering his voice.
“No way. Timothys an accident?!”
Rustled at Zeke’s use of harsh language, Eren lightly punches the side of his brother’s stomach.
“Yo, don’t call him that, he isn’t an accident! He’s a very beautiful blessing to us and has brought immense joy into our lives! Like okay, we didn’t expect him or plan for it but life surprises you like that.”
Zeke chuckled loudly.
“I—pft, yeah sure. Whatever rocks your goat.”
#eren jeager#eren yeager#eren scenarios#eren imagines#eren headcanons#attack on titan#Timothy Chalameow
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<333!!!! im so glad to hear youve been doing great chami <33 proud of you!!! uni is also going p okay too!! (on my end)
aghhh ok back to horny shit fjskkd I WAS THINKING! (which is never a good thing) I WAS THINKING. what if, one day, rival yan finally manages to capture your heart!! by some force of nature, they were able to finally use their charm (although, being bratty is all they’ve got going for them LMAO) and win you over!! even better… you two start going out!!!
ohhhhh rival yan would be over the moon!! and while they still act like a brat here and there (their remarks of wanting to be beat you, your study dates have a competitive edge to them, you know, all the typical tsundere quirks) theyre definitely much, much softer while dating you than before. dating them means youre able to lower their guard and treat them preciously, something rival yans still unable to wrap their head around!! they get dizzy thinking about their relationship with you… they don’t know how they pulled it off but they’re adamant on being with you forever. they didn’t expect to get what they wanted (you) but somehow, they found themselves wrapped around your arm everyday, walking home together after school, getting icecream together, even kissing!! eeek!!
of course, all good things must come to an end… rival yan is well, a yan, and their jealousy and nasty attitude never really left even after the two of you went out. they act out when they see you talking to someone else, even if it’s just for a second. they haughtily boast about being your lover to your admirers and make fun of them, saying they’re inadequate. they also expect you to badmouth these same people, because why wouldn’t you agree with them right?? you’re THEIR lover and you only love THEM. it’s not like you were unaware of yan rivals…quirks, but their attitude seemed to only get worse after you asked them out. your breaking point came when someone managed to score second place in the class instead, leaving rival yan at third place.
rival yan goes CRAZY, how DARE this insolent fool take THEIR spot as YOUR rival. THEYRE supposed to be your rival, yes, even after you started going out!! it doesn’t help that you make a small teasing comment towards rival yan, something offhandedly mentioning something along the lines of:
“oh it looks like someone else managed to score second this time! what’s wrong baby, you been spending too much time with me to study?”
that DID it. the thought of you acknowledging someone else at their expense terrified them. what if you saw through them?? what if you realized that they had nothing to offer other than being your self proclaimed “rival” with a weird superiority complex? what if you pushed them aside and started pursuing the student that took their place?? so of course rival yan does the only reasonable thing and takes out their anger on the poor unassuming soul who scored second place, and brutally beats them after school!! truly just pounds!! the!! shit!! out of them!! all while saying that the student “took their place” blah blah blah.
ofc, what rival yan didnt expect was for you to see it all happen!! disgusted, you intervene and pull yan aside asking them what the fuck you just witnessed. you go off on them, screaming how you’ve been wary of their behavior since you two started dating, how you used to think their tsundere-like quirks were endearing, but now they’re disturbing and awful. you break up with them right then and there, and rush to get the student to the infirmary. rival yan just kinda blankly stands there, eyes wide open, jaw dropped and covered in their victims blood.
in the days following you don’t hear much from rival yan which you’re grateful for. you feel awful that you didn’t see through their clearly insane behavior before and regret even giving them a chance. although, you try to brush off those thoughts and focus on helping the student yan assaulted instead. partially out of guilt and because it was just your responsibility as class president, you have been visiting the student in the hospital and bringing them their work as they recovered. you were expecting them to be upset with you but you found that they were a sweet soul, which made you even more upset that rival yan would commit such horrific offenses towards them.
but of course!! rival yan hasn’t just disappeared or anything!! no… they’ve been watching you. watching how you rushed to the side of their enemy (the student they beat the shit out of lolz) and how you no longer smile at them, how you wince when any mention of their name gets brought up, and how you ignore them in the hall. they’ve been mess honestly, if breaking up wasn’t bad enough the blatant silent treatment was even worse. they want to be mad at you but rival yan finds that they just can’t; they can’t be angry at you no matter how much they wish to be, because you gave them purpose, you gave them meaning. and now that they’ve experienced a taste of what it’s like to be with you, to be the recipient of your love and affection… they’ll do anything they can to win you back.
anything.
-sunny!! (sorry this was so long and not proofread gawddamn)
.... im so in love. rival yan is gonna fuckin go apeshit
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🐏 anon hheheh
been thinking abt the father and son sex rivalry. would love to see more of the idea…theyre so….
THEYRE SO FUCKING ?!!!!?
they’re VERY jealous of each other, they want to be better than the other so badly. since they’re both into the fight, no one can ever win and once you walk into the picture… oh, it just gets worse.
the way that one minute, you’ll be in william’s office sucking his cock into your pussy so tight that he has no other option but to pump all of his cum out deep in your womb. he peppers kisses all over your face until you come down from your high and stop shaking. you put on your clothes while he tucks the strands of hair that were stuck to your face with sweat behind your ears. he treats you so delicately, with the softest kisses and touches so that when he fucks you, you feel like you’ll break. he treats you delicately because he wants you to feel wanted, so that you’ll choose him.
but i didn’t lie when i called it a fight.
so, when michael catches you stumbling down the hallway after william is done with you, he does not hesitate to grab you by the wrist and pull you in tight, peppering kisses in the exact same path william just had, leading down your neck as he leads you into the storage closet.
“n-no, no—michael, i’m too sore!” you whine as he dips his hand into the waistband of your pants.
“oh it’s okay baby,” he promises, kissing against your neck. “i’ll be gentle with you.”
taking in shaky breaths, you nod, letting him have your way with you.
michael eats you out for hours while you whimper and whine on his tongue. your entire body jerks whenever he licks up your swollen clit. he pulls at least three orgasms from you and ends holding you close so you don’t fall over, bare hole throbbing as it’s been abused past it’s limit by these two boys today.
you’re sent home with a paycheck for doing absolutely nothing in the workplace but fucking him and his son. you crawl into bed with an aching pussy just to wake up tomorrow and do it all over again. it’s completely immature of the two of them to put you in the middle of their rivalry like this, but as long as you’re cumming by their manipulation you really don’t mind.
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oh so I’m not way into O66, like I’m still on page 215, and it’s taking me a very long time to finish because honestly I'm losing interest, it feels like KT’S just reusing TC’s plot as far as I am in the book
There’s also this one scene at the very start of the book with Kal when he’s a kid and he’s just lost his bio parents and a mando group just picked him up and they’re all running away from something (I forgot what), and his Mando dad (I don’t remember his name fnfnjdks) is yelling at him after Kal’s fallen to the ground cause like, that’s a child, I think he was just 7, but his Mando father is screaming at him and telling him things like he’s worthless??? And then later after all of that he just picks Kal up and then tells him that he was yelling at him to motivate him and. I’m really just disappointed, it feels like she was doing the whole Walon Vau thing again
And also after that scene Ordo marries Besany, like seriously just out of the blue he’s like ‘we should marry’ and she’s surprised but then she’s like ‘okay yeah, sure’ and they do the mandalorian vows and then just like that. They’re married.
Also etain tells darman about the baby. As far as I am into the book he’s in shock and he’s upset that he didn’t tell her and he’s not talking to her and he’s also upset that Kal didn’t tell him so he’s talking to the rest of omega squad and. Yea.
And also Fi’s doing well and he’s progressing on Mandalore <33 though I am kind of uncertain about his relationship with Parja (rav bralor’s niece I think??) because. Idk. Fi refers to himself as ‘another broken machine for her to fix’ in his head and he thinks that it’s the only reason she loves him. I dunno. I really hope it ends well for Fi.
Also I am suspecting that KT is going to partner up Niner with a woman like she did with the rest of the squad, at least by the end of the book. I don’t like how she’s going into that narrative of ‘everyone needs a partner to be happy and have a full life’ but umm we’ll see
I apologize this got long fnfnjfdndj have a nice day <3
I TYPED OUT A WHOLE REPLY AND THEN LOST IT FUUUUUCK
ok ithink the main parts are i dont like the tough love sympathy narrative at all that shit fucks a kid up, n it was cute at first watching them get girlfriends in like a boys finding out how the world is "supposed" to work and following suit bc thats what theyre "supposed" to do to be happy or whatever but if its Endgame endgame for all their first girlfriends im not really a fan
i like ordo and besany tho
the thing with parja seems like it has potential if done right by the way you described it
super understandable on darman's part
PLEASE DONT APOLOGIZE IT GOT LONG i love long messages i'll come back and to this if i remember what i wrote xoxo have a nice day too !!!!!!!
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hi folks i watched s2 e1 of torchwood while i was on a plane and these r the notes i took/the posts i would’ve made had i not been on a plane
fully incapable of watching television w/o writing commentary so i’m gonna write this post from the plane and post it later ‼️
‘have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?’ gwen cooper i love you so much
‘bloody torchwood’ fucking GIGGLING everyone in cardiff hates them don’t they
OWEN IS SCARED OF THE BIG FISH me too buddy i’m terrified of fish
owen u dumb bitch telling gwen to hold the wheel he’s so silly
the fish is on cocaine i’m gonna scream why is he being such a douche abt jack being gone ianto pls shoot him
JACK ⁉️⁉️
‘hey kids. did ya miss me?’ WHAT THE FUCK
oh he’s still a pretty boy and they r all just doing their jobs ignoring him AS THEY SHOULD
i will be a jack harkness anti for a moment LOL
go OFF gwen
‘i found my doctor.’ shut up i can’t stand u sometimes
‘i came back for you.’ ACTUALLY SHUT UP WTF
who is this man he looks like pure evil wtf why did he just drop an entire man off a building
‘help me, obi-wan kenobi. you’re my only hope.’ GIGGLINF THATS SO STUPID
ianto my bff
why is this thing with jack and whoever he is looking like a duel oH THEYRE SNOGGING and now they’re throwing punches this. sounds about like jack.
they’re so me they can’t decide if they love or hate jack
‘you went to murder rehab?’ help ???
why is tosh flirting w him i hate him
what. what is gwen and jack’s relationship fr HAHA
gwen’s pupils r fucking enormous
NO FR WHAT. IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP NOTHIN MAKES SENSE
dying this is so silly i can’t stand jack or john
ooooooh and now john has disappeared goddamnit
paralysing lipgloss i’m gonna kill him fr
is owen flirting with tosh OMG ‼️‼️‼️
‘you touch her again and i will kill you, okay?’ GO OWEN ‼️‼️
poor ianto baby :((
WAIT JACK ACTUALLY ASKED HIM OUT ‼️‼️ janto time janto time
rip jack again
idiotic mfers never hang around long enough to find out if jack’s staying dead
not owen calling gwen darling :(( i love pet names especially when i know they’re not super romantic LOL
THE SIMULTANEOUS GUNS COCKING OOOOH THEYRE SO HOT
their teamwork is shit but also i love them all
IANTO WITH HIS TIMER I COULD KISS HIM
oh god it’s so pretty when they work together
‘oh, that’s gorgeous.’ ‘that’s a poodle.’ FUCKING LOSING IT
GO GWEN SHES SO HOT
who is gray what does that mean MARTHA JONES COMING UP WOOO MY GIRL why did i only download one ep that was silly
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I am here with the mans theories for s5! He did say during his presentation that it is a work in progress and it will for sure keep changing because the LA offer fucked everything up for him. Btw in case you were wondering, he ambushed me in the early morning right as I woke up. He was waiting by my door so when i opened it all i saw was him smiling at me, i swear he us losing his mind. Anyway the theories are (in no particular order): -‘IF Justin goes to LA, Brian goes with him. Or we get like a week time jump and they leave for LA together’ -‘Better yet, Justin doesn’t leave at all because i get its a big deal for his future BUT I personally hate it and my feelings matter more so…’ - ‘I don’t trust that Connor actor. What if he’s gonna be like Ethan or something? I will fucking die’ - ‘Brian will now for SURE say I love you. I’m thinking Blondie drops the la news and maybe Brian realizes how big his love is and how stupid he is so he tells him. Like maybe chases him in the airport or goes after him to LA cause thats less cringey and I know Bri would rather cut his leg off than chase someone through an airport’ - ‘So basically they move in together and Brian confesses his love for him and they live happily ever after’ - ‘ohhhh Brian is his date to the Rage premiere! That’s gonna be fun! I know he’s gonna be so proud of his sunshine’ - ‘i still want Jen and Brian being best friends episode! Like when they looked for his office but more. Also where the fuck is my girl Daphne? Imagine Daph and Bri talking shit about LA’ -‘you know what? Throw in Hunter as well. Give me uncle/nephew episode again’ - ‘okay so Brian asked him to move in. I WANT THEM DECORATING SHIT! or furniture shopping or some domestic shit like that. Or Brian comes home to bunch of art stuff everywhere! But he doesn’t get mad because he’s a big boy in love now’ - ‘i cant decide how he will tell him that he loves him. Maybe at a dinner or maybe at a diner, Blondie does something dumb and he says it while laughing or something OR what if when they’re having sex Bri goes “you know I love you, right?” Something cute like that and Blondie will be all excited like ‘oh took you long enough also likewise’’ - ‘i cant decide on the big finale. I love you cant be it since there’s others in the show too unfortunately so i guess they matter too. But it has to be something big and nice and sweet, to wrap it all up nicely with a bow, ya know? OHHH KINDA LIKE SEASON 3 FINALE! With all of them cute and happy and in love and carefree and living their best lives together and Brian and Justin are finally together happy since Bri is now a big boy in love not scared to admit it’ - ‘also what is going on with the cancer? Is it gone? Is it still there? He had that whole awakening cause of it so cancer has to still play a big role. I want more of that even tho it hurts me but I think that’s gonna really make Brian even more different in a good way.’ -‘you know what i want? Brian and Justin all happy and in love with Gus! And they bump into Brians mom HA! Show her how great he’s doing’ I’m not gonna lie, my heart kind of broke for him when he was reading me his list for what he thinks about s5. Because he was so excited when he talked about the happy ending. I’m talking big smiles and giving examples about how the ep could end with a camera looking through different windows and it’s Britin and Gus together or maybe theyre celebrating Christmas or a birthday and everyone is together all happy and Britin is kissing and it ends with Brian saying i love you to Justin. AND IT ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY HURT ME HEARING THAT AND KNOWING THE HORRIBLE TRUTH! i feel like a mother now wanting to protect her baby from the bad world. What have I done? He is going to be heartbroken the second he puts on s5.
Oh my god. Dear sweet anon, I am worried for your brother's well-being. He is making QAF into some christmas movie rom com where there's going to be a happy montage at the end and... well that's not how this is going to go. I don't know whether we warn him or whether that's unfair because none of us were warned. (No kidding, once a year my facebook memories remind me that I was VERY EXCITED to watch QAF S5.)
This is going to be a complete and utter emotional breakdown, I fear. Just remind him that it is accepted as canon (from CowLip) that the ending never meant to imply that Brian and Justin are broken up.
And that it is a good thing to care so much about something that it Makes You Feel Things. Even if those feelings at the time are Very Unpleasant. And that those Very Unpleasant Feelings build community in fandom. But, yeah, art that makes you feel... that's the whole point, isn't it? I honestly don't know that we would still have a qaf fandom to this day if the ending had been unambiguously happy.
#ask winderlylandchime#dear sweet anon#queer as folk#a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023
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