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jessieren · 16 days

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Following on from last weeks discussion about Evans Disney Princess waistline and which princess he would be.... I present to you the following:

(aka Jess has given this waaayy too much thought and was avoiding doing any work on a Sunday...)

1. Belle - head in a book…

2. Cinderella - wicked stepmother, rags to riches, looks fabulous at a ball…

3. Sleeping beauty… (do you need an explanation)

4. Ariel (who just wants to be a real Thursday)

5. Rapunzel - fabulous hair and imprisoned.. (get it?)

6. Frozen...hmmm, maybe not then...

And finally… Ok... not a princess but still a fairy tale...

7. Goldilocks anyone??

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thestuffedalligator · 11 months

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I had a very silly thought.

Fairy tale villains for Little Webbed Riding Hood, my Spider-Verse OC. The Unicorn, The Vulture, and Doc Locks.

#spiderverse #spiderverse oc #fairy tales #adrian toompty comes from a long line of eggs doomed to have a great fall #and he was determined to create an invention that would never let him fall again #goldi locktavius meanwhile is the descendant of a princess who was inclined to grow long golden hair #and fashioned a potion which allows her to control her hair as independent arms #mostly she robs bears #nobody knows what the unicorn’s deal is #watercolours

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honeymilkbubbletea · 4 days

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The only way to survive the "pointless rich people party your parents insist you go to" is by getting high with your best friend 💙💚💅

They would hate the "Old Money" and "Quiet Luxury" aesthetics and trends that have been going around so much 💀

Oh, and sorry I haven't been active or anything, my migraines have been getting ROUGH lately, maybe it's because of the weather, or I'm dying or something else 🤷‍♀️

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scrawnytreedemon · 8 months

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Just a girl and her hog, trying to save their dying world.

#tloz #albw #a link between worlds #princess hilda #yuga #albw yuga #albw hilda #scrawny draws #fan art #everything will go well for them nothing could go wrong #i'm sure her pet is very trustworthy and would never betray her #i mean. look at him. loyal guy if i ever saw one.#can definitely be trusted to hand over the sacred artefact in his mouth for the greater good.#jokes aside GOD i wasn't expecting to be SO sold on their dynamic #i knew about the betrayal years in advance #BUT I THOUGHT HE FUSED GANON *AFTER* not that he played as her attack-dog for a bit #WHILE THEY BOTH CONCOCTED THIS PLOT TO L I E TO LINK #WHICH IS. FUCKING HILARIOUS.#'i didn't think the turning-women-into-paintings wizard would turn ME into a painting 😭😭😭'#hilda you poor fucking fool #neither of them have any common sense #r/vio took it in the divorce and uses it to freeload like a motherfucker #this trio is Abhorrent #but yes this is inspired by the artwork in the nintendo player's guide for the original tloz '86 #i just. katsuya terada you absolute fucking legend i love you.#i could go on and on but just know that i am Obsessed with them they are Insane #enjoy <3

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definetelynotavampire · 2 months

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would nikolai chirp back at birds?

Yes. Absolutely.

Disney princess behaviour.

#he'd also follow pidgeons around and get lost #bsd #nikolai bsd #garlic asks #but which disney princess would he be

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starry-teacup · 1 month

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to me the fact that the narrator makes the shifting mound take the form of a princess is so funny

he had to pick something that was the right mix of not a difficulty to kill and something we wouldn't have a qualm ending the life of and he seriously thought, hmm. yeah. princess.

#I love the implication that he is heavily anti-monarchist #and assumed that we would be as well bc he created us #he could've made her a rat and said he had hired us as an exterminator #but no #like. the answer he was truly expecting was the 'I've always wanted to off a royal' one #which is honestly so real of him #you go narrator #(also if any worlds were ended it was his fault)#but that's for a different post #stp #slay the princess #stp the narrator

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thedeadthree · 2 months

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THE SUN ON YOUR FACE ON YOUR SHOULDERS ITS GOLDEN MOUTH WHISPERING (SO IT SEEMS) YOU! YOU! YOU! — 𝐂𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀 𝐕𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑. 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟. (x)

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#a little warm up for starting the treat asks today and !!!!!!! in honor of season four filming day hehe i bring cy cy 🥀😌#filming starts today teehee cant wait to lose it again hehehehee <33 #(which i am still taking btw if yall would like one !! <3)#oc: cythia vassermiller #the witcher oc #leg.ocs #leg.edits #*ocedit #*myedits #empires delight light of the flame princess in chains you’ll always be loved by meeee !!!!!!#i am slow as snails but i at LASTT finished last wish recently and i am on blood of elves now EEEEEK #at that point she’s in her planning stages of her rebellion with m/aecht and g/eso and etc HEHE #the one where she was more so REALLY just for reasons of her own that she masks as an uprising 🥀😵‍💫#we love a girlboss girlfailure or something!! *wheeze* 💀#there’s more to it like she poses as the knight commander there’s a confrontation that ends in the ‘death’ of that knight #in order to prevent the knowledge of her identity AND in learning her reasons for getting into things #(yk hey eat my shorts for i mean aem faked HER death but as far as cy was concerned he may have indirectly had a hand :’))#but that’s spoilers for the fic so ill leave at that teehee <3 anyway i hope u all are well !!!!!!!#her and emmy won’t leave my head the brainworms are always brainworming ig!!!!!

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ra-vio · 2 years

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I'm finally replaying Spirit Tracks

#loz #legend of zelda #spirit tracks #toon link #toon zelda #princess zelda #I think the last time I FINISHED spirit tracks was in 2013 which is almost 10 years ago #i'm replaying it now in hopes of finishing it again. it is literally link's first day holding a sword #im already thinking of the option of whether he stays an engineer or becomes a knight #boy trained to be an engineer. he wanted to drive trains. why would i take that from him #but also why not both #now that i think of it alfonzo could have given him basic sword training #you ever think of how link always leaves after his adventure cause his life is so different now #so many of them just leave the country.#well if this one leaves the country guess what he can take on his way out?#but also they give you the option of not knowing what to choose #and giving me that option while I was in high school? so true lmao

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puppyeared · 10 months

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Doodles from stream

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bbeeew · 2 months

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I KNEW WILSON WAS SELFLESS DURING SEX I CALLED THAT SH-T LIKE IT WAS 2 CENTIMETERS IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I WAS IN SEASON 1 LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

#Only confirmation I need now is that house is a pillow princess and I'm golden #Would have accurately predicted their sex life #I'm actually ecstatic about this #Which is weird considering I'm asexual #And he's a fictional character #House md #greg house #hatecrimes md #gregory house #james wilson #house x wilson #tw sex #tw sex mention #tw swearing #yelling into the void

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highfivecharlie · 2 months

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idiosyncraticrednebula · 1 month

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I will always find the fact that Eric loved and accepted Ariel as she was, presumably mute (without being aware of what had taken place prior at all) to be very loving and amazing. That goes to show how much he loved her and also how much of a compassionate and patient person he was. This is also the only Disney Princess couple where one party wasn't even human, and that did not bother him at all, either. I think that's a great message to send to children, and since the movie has a leading lady, to girls, specifically. You will be able to find a guy who loves and accepts you as you are and will support you in your dreams.

#ariel #eric #disney #the little mermaid #meta #disney meta #character analysis #txt #it also makes him ahead of his era because at that point people definitely did not give a damn about disabled people #and eric just assumed ariel to be disabled but he still loved her no matter what #and ariel has also been read as an autistic character which would even more subtext to the relationship #i love stanning the best disney princess and prince 💁🏽‍♀️#honestly i think that movie did that message slightly better than batb tbh #don't get me wrong i love that movie but tlm prolly did it better

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wysteriaisapenguin · 2 months

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🌟🫂 oppy?

🌟 A headcanon about their desires/wishes

If there's anything the Opportunist desires, it's the attention. He wants everyone to love him and have all their eyes on him. But his only way to achieve such attention is through lies and deception. He knows it'll be temporary once he decides that he doesn't need it anymore, so he might as well take it while he still can. Even so, he also wishes it could last a little longer.

🫂 A friendship headcanon

It's no secret that the Opportunist is disliked by the other voices, but I think the only ones who genuinely want to be his friend would be Smitten and Skeptic. Of course, Smitten loves everyone unconditionally (except for Cold lol) and he's always happy to give Oppy a chance. As for Skeptic, he can easily see through Opportunist's facade and wants to get to know their true self. So he tries to get Oppy to drop the mask little by little while they spend time together.

#wysty's answers #wysty's headcanons #slay the princess #stp voices #voice of the opportunist #voice of the smitten #voice of the skeptic #pink november #you'd think oppy would be my fave since he's a two faced liar who wants attention and that's my type #surprisingly he isnt? which is strange

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fisheito · 4 months

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my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it #rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf #you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something #he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing #i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience #like [i can help you if you've never done it before?]#honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that #SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY #anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels #would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it?#rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes #but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party...#maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance #at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down #rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety #because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL #yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is #i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden #eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so #but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too #eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰#i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights?#or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol #yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels #yes. yes this is the vision #yakurei #replies #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival rei

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lesbianfakir · 3 months

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To elaborate on my ruekirtho throuple thoughts, sometimes I think about a world where their shared love for mytho brought rue and fakir together instead of driving them apart. They’re both incredibly lonely kids who have lost too much and, as much as they care for mytho, a heartless doll isn’t replacement for real human companionship. So they find each other.

Rue knows it will never last. No one beyond her Prince will ever love her. She sees the way Fakir throws rocks at the flock of crows that gathers around her. When he discovers her identity—and she knows he will discover her identity one day—they’ll go back to being enemies. He is the Knight and she is the daughter of the Raven, his killer. Still, it’s nice to have a friend even for a little while. So she lets herself forget. She forgets who, what, she is. She forgets that there was ever a before. She forgets that they won’t last.

Fakir knows there is something very, very wrong in Rue’s life. He sees the deep scratches that stand out against her almost unnaturally pale skin. She speaks in a hushed tone with a haunted look in her eyes when it’s time to go home. She won’t tell him anything, though. He doesn’t even know where she lives; it’s as if she disappears at the end of the day. He just hopes that one day, when it comes down to it, he’ll be able to protect her from whatever haunts her.

By the time the story goes into motion, the two, along with Mytho, are near inseparable. When Mytho begins regaining his heart, Rue and Fakir work together to put a stop to it. When Rue begins losing track of the days, feeling as if someone else is trying to claw their way out of her chest, she almost goes to Fakir for help. Almost.

It is, of course, Fakir who shatters the illusion that is Rue. Her one and only friend calls her an ugly crow, and in that moment she remembers what she is. What she’s always been. They’ve been enemies from birth. This “friendship” was nothing more than the a sad illusion created by a lonely girl—a girl who no longer exists. And she knows now, in her father’s absence, her “friend” will die at her hand. This is their fate and fate cannot be changed. Still, it was nice while it lasted.

#implied child abuse #I WILL be shipping fakir and rue idc about canon #can you imagine #CAN! YOU! IMAGINE!!!#I made another post on more concrete details of this au I believe #but yeah it plays out kinda like canon #where in the first half of season 1 rue and fakir park together to stop tutu #but after the Kraehe reveal #well #let’s just say fakir’s trust is broken #which makes it harder for him to bond with Duck #and when they DO become friends rue feels like she was replaced #and so rue and fakir are still trying to kill each other here they’re just. much much more angry about it #I think it would be fun if they had a pretty central relationship in tutu #princess tutu #lea talks #also part of rue’s arc is realizing she can be loved and fakir DID love her but now it feels too late for that :(#he feels like their relationship was just a lie from the start so she could get close to him and mytho and then hurt them #soooooo he’s not changing his mind about rue anytime soon #Ehehe I love drama I love suffering

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 2 months

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this is so sugucoded i’m gonna be sick

#HE’S SO.#he’s a big ol pouter he’s just good at hiding it #a drama queen like no other <333 #if u text him ”ily” he’ll leave it on read until u spell it out :///#”it’s literally just three words. it’s not hard.”#acts like it’s a whole criminal offense which i think is fair. give ur princess the love he deserves !!!!#no but he rlly is sooo ridiculous….#if he ever sends an ”ily” or ”love u” you KNOW it’s satoru impersonating him bc he simply Would Never #suguru could literally be bleeding out and would still take the time to write ”i love you <3” it’s soo important to him …. :((#may or may not have smth like this planned for my cult leader geto fluff fic >:33 #i just think he’s cute #ari noises ✩

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