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malachiexists13 · 1 year

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[Sleepy Bois Inc.] My Darlings

CHARACTER/S: Philza [He/Him] || Technoblade [He/Him] || Wilbur Soot [He/Him] || Tommyinnit [He/Him] || Kristin [She/Her] PROMPT/GENRE: Family/Fluff ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP: Family - Phil/Kristin = Parents; Wilbur/Techno = Twins; Tommy = Youngest REASON FOR WRITING: bludobyy’s SBI Prompts - Day 2: Darling WORD COUNT: 1326 //TW: - Sexual Implications; Reference to Dream SMP & L’manburg;

DISCLAIMER: DreamSMP is a Minecraft Survival turned Roleplay that contains heavy and dark themes. This is simply a oneshot based off that storyline, none of this is canon.

SUMMARY: When Philza had fallen for the Goddess of Death, and later agreed to marry her.. Well, it’d be an understatement to say that he had expected things to turn out this way. And when Kristin brought two children and later another to Phil, he hadn’t expected them to become so important in his life. Yet they did. They were his darlings.

DATE WRITTEN: December 8, 2022

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When Philza had fallen for the Goddess of Death, and later agreed to marry her.. Well, it’d be an understatement to say that he had expected things to turn out this way.

It had all started out as an average day. The sun shining increasingly bright through the parted curtains. The crows were as annoying as they usually were with their insistent chatter. No clouds in sight. Not a single care needed for the world today. However, this peace would not last long. Not when you had the Goddess of Death knocking on your door at least twice a week.

And as if on cue, a loud knocking resounded at Phil’s door and a voice- “Phillll! Open up!” Letting a light chuckle fall from his lips, Phil approached the door and opened it. A creaking came from the old and oaken door. “Hey Kristi- uh- What is that?” he asked, pointing to what she held in her arms. An excited grin formed on her ebony-tinted lips as she readjusted the bundle, revealing two babies. “They’re our sons!” she exclaimed.

Phil stared in shock, jaw dropped, red-faced. “But.. Um. Kristin.. We uh- never- Wait- Can Gods even-? Nevermind..” Phil stared at the two babies, trying to obscure his flushed face from Kristin’s view. “Hm? Oh.. Oh! No no. I just found them, Phil.” she explained. “You.. You found two random infants on the street..” “Mmhmm.” “And decided it was a good idea to take them..” “Yessss.” “And raise them with a mortal?”

Kristin smiled brightly, “Yes! Now you get it! What should we name them??” Phil slapped a hand to his own face, “Kristin.. You’re a GOD. You’re rarely allowed down here.” “Hmm.. You have a point.. But you can still raise them! And I can visit.” she still wore that soft and warm smile, giving an expectant look at Phil as she looked between him and the two infants in her arms.

God- What was he to do with her? Especially in a predicament like this? It wasn’t like he could say no.. Phil let out a sigh of defeat, “Fine. They’re our sons.” he admitted. “Thank you, Phil! How about you name one and I name the other?” she suggested. “Fine..” Finally, he got a somewhat decent look at the two infants as they both stared blankly, creepily like babies do.

One had fluffy, curly brown hair with matching brown eyes. The other had a similar shade of brown, just lighter with more straight yet wavy hair that was sprouting pink at the roots and light blue eyes. “..Techno, Technoblade for the blue-eyed one.” he decided. “Hmm.. Okay! And then..” Kristin looked down at the other one, “What about Wilbur for him?” “After the pig from Charlotte’s Web?” “Yes.” “Kristin..” “Whaaat? What does ‘Technoblade’ even mean?!” “..Fair point.”

After that day, Phil and Kristin made an agreement of ‘No More On The Spot Children,’ especially after the handful that the twins, Techno and Wilbur, became. Wilbur was a bit spontaneous and mischievous while Techno was mostly calm, unless with Wilbur, which he always was. But it incited some interesting days. Such as the time Wilbur decided he wanted a younger brother…

“Dad!” An 8yr old Wilbur shouted as he entered the livingroom, Techno in toe. Phil turned his attention away from Kristin, who was visiting, and to his two problem children. “Yes, Wil? Do you need something?” “I want a baby brother!” he demanded. “You- I- What?!” Phil sputtered, while Kristin giggled at his misery. “I want a baby brother. I’m sick of Techno,” he decided, pointing to his ‘older’ twin brother.

“Wil.. Do you even know where babies come from?” Kristin asked, smiling gently at the young boy. He paused, then shook his head, before adding- “But don’t feed me that stork stuff. It’s not real.” “Who said the stork isn’t real?” Phil questioned. Wilbur blinked, “Techno.”

Phil sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, “Wil, you can’t just decide on the spot that you want a brother. Babies don’t poof out of thin air.” “Then how can I get one?” “You have a brother, Wilbur.” Kristin reminded him. Wilbur glared at Techno, “I’m sick of that one. Can I return him?” “Wilbur, I’m older.” “SHUT UP.”

Kristin let out a small giggle, “Why don’t you two go and play outside while your father and I discuss the possibility of a baby brother?” she suggested. Immediately, the young boy’s entire demeanor changed as he excitedly grabbed his brother’s hand and raced out of the house. “I- Kristin!” Phil shouted. “What? Don’t worry! He’s 8, he’ll forget about all of this wanting a brother within an hour.” she told him, seemingly having complete confidence about the situation.

Phil sighed, “I don’t know, Kristin.. Wil can be pretty persistent.” “Mmhm.. And he’s only 8 years old. What’s he gonna do? Find a random baby and announce that it’s his new brother?”

“Muuuum! Daaaad!” Wilbur shouted as, once again just a few hours later, he came racing into the livingroom, Techno in toe. Only this time, it was a little different. “Yes, Wilbur?” Phil questioned, not bothering to look up from the book in his lap. “Can we keep him???” the young boy questioned, with Techno adding- “We’ve already named him Theseus.” in a deadpanned tone. Phil sighed, looking over and expecting to see his son holding another rabid animal he’d found. Only to be left in speechless disbelief that his son was, in fact, not holding another rabid animal.

“Wil.. Wil.” Phil began, “Where the hell did you and Techno find a fucking baby?!” “Outside.” Wilbur answered. “You did not kidnap a baby, no- no, you didn’t.” Phil muttered. “We found him in a box. Thought it was an animal at first.” Techno explained. “And you decided to bring him home?!” The two boys nodded. “Wil, when you said you wanted a brother, I didn’t expect this to happen..” said Phil. “Well.. It’s a lot quicker than waiting for you and Mum to decide, but please? Can we keep him?” Wilbur asked.

Phil sighed, taking the infant from his 8 year old’s hands. The baby was quite small, indicating that he couldn’t be more than two months old with a tuft of golden blonde hair atop his head, and bright blue eyes blinking up at Phil. “..What did you say you wanted to call him?” Phil asked. “Theseus.” Techno answered. “Hm.. How about we call him Tommy for short?” Phil suggested, smiling at two of his problem children.

“Yes! Wilbur and his little brother Tommy, against the world!” Wilbur announced. “What about me?” Techno questioned, staring confused at his twin. Wilbur whipped his head around, glaring, “I thought I made it clear that Tommy is your replacement, because I’m tired of you.”

Phil sighed once more, standing from the couch and walking into his bedroom, still carrying Tommy as he left his other two sons to bicker. Walking over to his dresser, he pulled out a black communication amulet and lightly rubbed the surface. “Kristin?” he spoke. “Yes?” came her voice. “Wilbur did exactly what you said he wasn’t. He found a random baby outside and decided it’d be his brother.” Phil deadpanned. “Wha- Wait. Are you serious?!” she asked, laughter clear in her tone. “They named him Theseus.. Tommy for short.” “OH MY GOD-”

Life certainly became much more interesting after that. Especially with how much more chaotic the Neapolitan Trio (blame Kristin) became as they got older. Especially Wilbur and Tommy. Hell- They later started a nation together out of a drug van when Tommy was 9 and Wilbur was 17.. Phil couldn’t believe it when Techno had told him, until multiple other people told him. But that was a story for another day.

Those boys had been his sons, his darlings. He ended up loving them more than life itself. If only he could’ve properly shown them that, before it was too late.

#dream smp #dsmp #mcyt #c!wilbur #c!wilbursoot #c!wilbur soot #c!tommy #c!tommyinnit #c!phil #c!philza #c!philza minecraft #c!techno #c!technoblade #c!kristin #sleepyboisinc.#sleepy bois inc.#c!sbi #sbi

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fenteii · 4 months

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REDREW ONE SILLY IMAGE I MADE AGES AGO

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retirement-home-rumble · 9 months

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Retirement Home Rumble: Finals

MCYT fight I guess

DISCLAIMERS (PLEASE READ):

*TFC was a beloved youtuber who sadly passed away last year. He was submitted and then included in this tournament as a way to honor his memory. **This poll is referring specifically to the characters played by these streamers. However, Technoblade, the youtuber, tragically passed away last year. I do not want to see anyone being toxic or disrespectful to their memories. Feel free to spread propaganda and vote for who you want, but anyone crossing a line will be blocked

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Iroh and TFC Propaganda:

Phil and Techno Propaganda:

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supine-ly · 1 year

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Someone asked me to draw sleepy bois it was very fun

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andysgallerys · 1 year

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PHILZA MINECRAFT

(also new pfp)

#philza #philza fanart #philza hardcore #philza minecraft #c!philza #my art #my artwork #myartstystuff #philza minecraft is so braveeeeeeeeeee #qsmp #dsmp #is so brave #i

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phykoha · 8 months

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His and Dream's styles conflict so much and I love it tbh

also I'm sobbing

#love drawing this guy......#adore hime being a (part?) piglin brute #so i made him big. brute.#instead of soft anime man (I enjoy soft anime man Techno dont get me wrong)#ranboo and philza are next.........#phy's sketchbook #art #technoblade #mcyt #fanart #minecraft #dsmp #c!technoblade #technoblade mcyt #dream smp #technoblade minecraft

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metrixnos · 7 months

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Thinking about these two loosers

#emerald duo #technoblade #philza minecraft #doodles :]#i was trying to figure out how fire alpaca works #drawing on a computer is weird #technoblade fanart #philza fanart #c!techno #c!philza #c!emerald duo #them :D

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ayaisfyn · 1 year

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The vendor we don-t deserve...

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eekonis · 1 year

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just some guys being goofy blowing some shit up :)

#my art #emerald duo #c!philza #c!techno #c!technoblade #emeraldduo fanart #philza fanart #philza minecraft #technofanart #technoblade fanart #mcyt technoblade #technoblade art #dsmp art #dsmp fanart #emeraldduo #c!emerald duo

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black-berryies · 8 months

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Couldn’t really decide for one so I’m posting both

#dream smp #technoblade #philza minecraft #philza minecraft fanart #philza fanart #technoblade fanart #c!techno fanart #c!technoblade #c!philza #c!philza fanart #emerald duo #emerald duo fanart #c!emerald duo #c!emerald duo fanart #why is the quality so bad

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souplullaby · 3 months

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Grandchildren. .

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sanshinexx · 2 years

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a series of events

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lavenderstarsx · 5 months

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 16TH 💥🧨

“𝐼𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒.”

#wilbur soot #dsmp #mcyt #philza #minecraft #lmanberg #quackity #philza and Wilbur #november 2020 #idk man #c!wilbur #c!philza #tommyinnit

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retirement-home-rumble · 9 months

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Retirement Home Rumble: Round 3

Side B

*DISCLAIMER (PLEASE READ):

This poll is referring specifically to the characters played by these streamers. However, Technoblade, the youtuber, tragically passed away last year. I do not want to see anyone being toxic or disrespectful to his legacy. Feel free to spread propaganda and vote for who you want, but anyone crossing a line will be blocked

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Phil and Techno Propaganda:

Carl and Ellie Propaganda:

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notsogoodangel · 2 months

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All I'm saying is not every day that a blond British man gets influenced by a purple all-consuming greedy deity, but it has happened more than once.

At least, Philza is lucky he actually told someone and stopped before something worse happened, unlike Martyn because who the hell is he going to tell he can listen to the whispers of the Watchers.

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andysgallerys · 1 year

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Happiness...

#philza #philza hardcore #philza fanart #philza minecraft fanart #smpearth #techno #technoblade fanart #technoblade #my art #my artwork #my artwrok #c!techno #c!philza #good times...good times #yo #you know just conquer the world with your best friend some weekend #emeraldduo #emduo #emeralduo

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