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welcometololaland · 3 months

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Hello!

If you’re not here, ignore this, but if you are, I present you this or thats for a nice ask. Elaborations welcome but not required

Only write 1k fics or only write 100k fics?

Crunchy green grapes or mangoes?

Tarlos getting a dog or tarlos getting a cat?

Reading smut on the elliptical or on public transport?

Charlie Swan or Billy Tyson?

Comfort movie, comfort show, or comfort book?

JEN! I LOVE THIS AND THAT ASKS! (pls note expression of excitement, i'm not saying you could learn from the best, but i'm saying-) i actually have an ask game saved in my drafts that i'm itching to play because it's based on something similar, so thanks for reading my mind🧍‍♂️

1. 1k fics or 100k fics? look. it would be better for everyone me if i wrote 1k fics. but i know myself. it has to be 100k. besides, i couldn't leave @three-drink-amy alone in the overwriting club.

2. fuck you (affectionate) with your crunchy green grapes, i'll never get over that. i pick mango because grapes are a tummy hurt culprit (even though i love them).

3. i know you're setting me up, but i'm cat man carlos all the way (and i know you agree with me because lucky in meet you after dark is EVERYTHING to me). like he doesn't hate dogs or anything, in fact i think he likes dogs. but carlos would just vibe with a cat so well (makes sense, tk being a feral stray, after all). i co-sign @liminalmemories21 most recent comment on the rainbow fish. we're drivers of the cat-owner-carlos train, everyone hop aboard!

4. smut on the elliptical is my go to but i will say i have a new workout regime and the elliptical is sadly no longer my friend (which is also why i'm reading a lot less fic these days). so i guess i'm gonna have to find another quasi-inappropriate place to read smut.

5. nice trick question. billy tyson and charlie swan are the same person and we all know it (charlie swan having turned into a vampire and moved to...texas (?) as part of his immortal cover story).

6. comfort movie used to be v for vendetta which is not comforting at all, i just love it. it's probably set it up. comfort show is veronica mars (lone star if i only watch tarlos/126 funny scenes and not the rescues because they stress me out). comfort book is rwrb, hands down.

thanks, jen this was a super fun ask! i wanna send people the three comforts now because i'm so intruiged as to their answers! note to the people: please jump in!

#strandnreyes #lolaland answers #nice ask day #rwrb #tarlos #911 lone star #answered #red white and royal blue #set it up #v for vendetta #charlie swan #billy tyson #cats #cat agenda

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penn-dragon · 4 months

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Thank you for giving me an excuse to ramble about my headcanons and to draw all the Straw Hats!

#one piece #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #one piece nami #cat burglar nami #usopp #tony tony chopper #one piece franky #cyborg franky #nico robin #frobin #one piece brook #I didn’t include Jinbei because I don’t know him well enough yet to have headcanons sorry king I love you #edit: my favorite part of this is people agreeing with my demi Zoro agenda

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jedi-starbird · 2 months

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Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

#alpha obi wan and cody are so powerful together they could win the war or start an entirely new one. who knows :)#i fully think 17 awakens the feral cat part of obi wan thats been dormant since qui gon died and he had to become a responsible brotherdad #like at last someone to scruff him by the neck and call him stupid its very familiar to obi wan it brings back memories #fully on my 'obi wan has the weirdest relationship dynamics ever' agenda #obi wan is a lying liar who loves lying and the biggest lie is that he's the only normal well-adjusted one here. no. he is SO deeply strang #obi wan kenobi #star wars #alpha 17 #commander cody

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trustymikh · 2 months

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regular day at a talon lab

#I wanted to draw that last one more detailed but I'm too tired #pushimng my agenda of Sombra using Sig like a cat tree #or a chair #mik draws #siebren de kuiper #sigma overwatch #olivia colomar #sombra overwatch #moira o'deorain #moira overwatch #fanart #digital art #drawing #digital drawing #overwatch 2 #overwatch

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courtmartialme · 7 months

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this has been in my files for months i didn't know what to do with it. i simply saw a funny pic of a cat and decided it was royai and drew it like my life depended on it. please enjoy

#royai #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #fma #calico cat riza agenda back at it #meowkeye

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taee · 5 months

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yoongi as cat memes on suchwita - ep. 4

#btsgif #bangtan #bts #ipurpleunet #yoongi #suchwita #memeowngi #tq:cr #heheheheh #been thinking about starting this series for awhile now #special thanks to suchwita editors my heroes #the yoongi cat agenda will live forever

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hualianschild · 3 months

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#my cat maomao agenda is going strong as ever ^^#cat maomao for life !#her name's maomao might as well be a real cat atp #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #maomao #text post #jinshi #jinmao

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flamie-42 · 5 months

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Dazai likes to bite Chuuya. Not in a sexual way but in a cat trying to annoy its owner way.

Chuuya: anyways so for this mission we have to infi- did you just fucking bite me Dazai: *as if he didn't just bite Chuuya's shoulder* nope. Chuuya: you fucking bit me you bastard! Dazai: nope Chuuya: *showing Dazai his shoulder* there are teeth marks here! Dazai: wasnt me Chuuya: *grabbing a ruler* come here Dazai: *running away* you have no proof! Mori: *walking in to ask them something* Boys I need the mission report from your last- *Chuuya is chasing Dazai around with a ruler and his shirt messed up* Mori: *confused and concerned* Boys? Dazai: *with Chuuya now in a headlock* yes boss? Chuuya: *has now stopped acting like a rabid dog* what do you need boss? Mori: ill get it later, continue whatever you were doing *He walks out as Chuuya continues to chase Dazai in circles around the room*

#bsd incorrect quotes #mori doesnt want to know what he walked in on #for my catzai x dogchuu agenda #catzai #dogchuu #yes this is inspired from that tiktok of measuring a cats teeth to see what they bit #skk #soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya

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ftmsimonriley · 5 months

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ghost can go months without the need for human touch. it ranges from something he thinks very little about to being completely touch-averse, the latter happening especially after a bad mission or other various events that serve to only agitate him. so everyone knows to not touch him, just in case. and people meeting him just get that hands-off feeling that makes them give him space. the mask and gruff demeanor help, too.

but soap? he's the complete opposite. shoving comrades, shoulder bumps, fist bumps, hugs, pokes. he lives off of contact. so ghost is no exception. even in their very first meeting, long before al mazrah, he was reaching out.

and ghost lets him. he doesn't know why. his hackles raised when even price got too close on his bad days. but soap is some beacon of warmth whose hands are steadfast and sure, and he holds ghost in a way he can't remember anyone else has.

and worse, he starts craving it. doesn't quite seek out soap's touch, but every time they're in the same room, he nearly shakes with anticipation. for the clap on the shoulder or the solid line of his body leaning against him. he waits and he's always rewarded for that patience.

of course, soap picks up on this. he's in tune with ghost, so how couldn't he also notice this? the way that dark gaze follows him, body tense as stone until one little bump and he's relaxing at a glacial pace. and he's not cruel, but he tests ghost. tries to get him to meet him halfway. small things at first; not immediately bumping their knees together as they sit beside each other. less than an inch apart. ghost pretends not to notice, but soap knows he does. and it takes five minutes before ghost is pressing their legs together, a bit more forceful than necessary.

and he continues like this. until ghost is reaching out. his fist against soap's shoulder, his body leaning against his on a particularly long flight. of course, soap feels a little smug about it. he practically trained the most lethal operator the sas had to offer to seek him out in big crowds and dark nights of sleeplessness. he doesn't brag, but he knows others notice.

#soapghost #headcanon #cod mwii #cod mwiii #ghostsoap #ghoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #this got a lot longer than i planned #''ok im going to write 2 paragraphs'' n o #welcome to my ''ghost is like a stray cat'' agenda

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lil-shiro · 1 month

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