#chengxian incorrect quotes

[wei-meddling-wuxian]

Jiang Cheng: do you even sleep, Wei Wuxian?

Wei Wuxian: *drinks directly from the coffee maker* I don’t sleep. I temporarily die.

Jiang Cheng: For fuck’s sake just go to sleep-

#mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #lotus pods #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #chengxian #chengxian incorrect quotes #yunemng shuangjie #you know jc was feeding a wwx who was barely conscious and on instinct taking anything jc gives him

[the-forever-obsessed]

Jiang Cheng: remember - show no mercy

Jiang Cheng: unless there’s children

Jiang Cheng: or elderly people

Jiang Cheng: or if there’s anyone who looks particularly sad

Random Jiang Sect Member: what if Wei Wuxian is there?

Jiang Cheng: obviously if you see Wei Wuxian, don’t hurt him - I’M the one who gets to do that

#chengxian #chengxian incorrect quotes #the untamed #untamed incorrect quotes #yunmeng shuangjie #jc is gonna drag this man back home #to scream at each other #and then sob at each other #kiss and make up #and then eat lotus seeds #mdzs #m!ine #* #jiang cheng #jc #wei wuxian #wwx

[aghostchoir]

Some MXTX shitposts I was compelled to draw at 1 am

#shang qinghua #svsss #mdzs #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #wei wuxian #wei ying #jiang cheng #incorrect svsss quotes #when u want your Shidi but you accidently rip the drawing your nephew made for him #chengxian #peerless cucumber #cucumberplane

[chengxian-incorrect-quotes]

Wei Wuxian: [on the phone] Hey Jiang Cheng, do you know my blood type?

Jiang Cheng: Of course, it's B-.

Wei Wuxian: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

#chengxian #incorrect quotes

[uwmaa]

jiang cheng: Thanks for coming with me, nie huaisang. I’m so glad you’re here to support me.

nie huaisang: No problem,. Always here to help out a friend.

Jiang cheng: And thanks for coming too, wei wuxian. Even though I specifically told you not to.

wei wuxian: My pleasure, jiang cheng.

#the untamed #cql #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #memes #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #chengxian #source: monster high

[wiiat]

*All in a fun meeting*

NHS: So... Who was your very first crush? Mine was my sword tutor...when I was 9. Hehe!

LXC: Oh no. Did they crush you? Why? Did you tell our brother about this?

...

WWX: *dies from laughter in the background*

...

LWJ: Wei Ying.

WWX: Hm? Yes?

LWJ: First crush. Wei Ying. And last. *Red ears*

WWX: *puts his hand on his chest* Awww-

NHS: Anyways, anyways! So...Jiang Cheng! Who is yours?

JC: *quietly gulps*

*nervously glances at different directions*

*starts to sweat and get grumpy*

*accidently comes eye to eye with Wei Wuxian*

*turns his tsundere head immediately*

WWX: ...

*starts to sweat a little bit*

Everyone in the room:

LWJ:

LJY:

#incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan zhan #nie huaisang #lan wangji #lan xichen #mdzs #the untamed #i only post my own quotes #chengxian #xiancheng #wangxian #jiang cheng

[winterqueenfae]

MDZS ChengXian XianCheng

Wei Wuxian: A-Cheng, my vision is blurry...and I can't feel my legs.

Our last meal was so long ago, I don't think I can hold on anymore, farewell my love. 😵

Jiang Cheng:...

Jiang Cheng: You're wearing my glasses, you made me sit on your lap and we ate like an hour ago. Stfu, I'm reading. 😑

Presenting Wei Ying the over dramatic boyfriend and Jiang Cheng the boyfriend who is so done with his shit.

Give Wei Wuxian an Oscar pls.

#mdzs #the untamed #cql #mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #chengxian #xiancheng #incorrect quote #inccorect quotes #incorrect mdzs #gremlin wei ying #wei ying #jiang wanyin

[ggukswriting]

wei ying: if i died, how much would you miss me?

jiang cheng: it’s funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

#mdzs incorrect quotes #the untamed incorrect quotes #cql incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #wei ying #chengxian #maybe? #u decide #other

[loserem0]

WWX: you know, I'm jealous of you

JC: huh? why?

WWX: your partner is way hotter then mine *walks away*

JC: wait but

JC: but wE ARE DATIN

JC: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

#chengxian #yes i ship it #and im not sorry for it #wei wuxian #wei ying #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #sandu shengshou #魔道祖师 #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the master of diabolism #the untamed #twin heroes of yunmeng #yunmeng duo #twin prides of yunmeng

[demonitized-cultivation]

WWX: Please, Jiang Cheng... After everything we went through together. You can’t do this.

JC: I’m sorry, Wei Ying.

WWX: I’m begging you, don’t do it.

JC: It has to be done...

WWX:

JC:

WWX:

JC, placing a draw-4 card: Uno

#the drama #god #wei ying #wei wuxian #wwx #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #jc #sandu shengshou #chengxian #? #incorrect quotes #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes mdzs #mdzs incorrect #incorrect mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism #the untamed

[wei-meddling-wuxian]

Lan Xichen to Nie Mingjue: I love resting  my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear your heart beat softly

Jiang Cheng to Wei Wuxian: I recorded your snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep

#mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #chengxian #chengxian incorrect quotes #nielan #nielan incorrect quotes #lotus pods

[the-forever-obsessed]

Wei Wuxian: Pillow fight!

Jiang Cheng: That’s childish.

Wei Wuxian: *throws pillow in his general direction*

Jiang Cheng: STAND UP COWARD, YOU’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT IF GOD IS REAL!

#jiang cheng #wei wuxian #wwx #jc #yunmeng shuangjie #yunmeng prides #chengxian #mdzs #the untamed #cdramas #tv shows #dramas #untamed incorrect quotes #*

[yunmengismybirthplace]

WWX: How can I tell if the water is boiling?

JC: Try sticking your hand in it

WWX: Thanks

WWX: Wait-

#chengxian #jiang cheng #jiangwanyin #mdzs incorrect quotes #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wei ying #wei wuxian

[chengxian-incorrect-quotes]

Wei Wuxian: Hey Jiang Cheng, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Wei Wuxian: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Jiang Cheng: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Jiang Cheng: The fucking satisfaction.

Wei Wuxian, mournfully: So close. So close.

#chengxian #incorrect quotes

[uwmaa]

wei ying: I told jiang cheng his ears flush when they lie.

yanli: Why?

wei ying: Look.

wei ying: Hey jiang cheng! Do you love me?

jiang cheng, covering his ears: No.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #incorrect quotes #cql #wangxian #chengxian

[wiiat]

Lan Xichen: *pushes Lan Wangji* Quick! Go say " I love you."!

Lan Wangji: ???

...

Lan Wangji: *with his blank face* My brother loves me.

Wei Wuxian: I know we fight too much but Jiang Cheng loves me too. Lan Zhan, are you trying to break my heart? Do you hate me this much?

Jiang Cheng: Lan Wangji, know your place! You might dislike Wei Wuxian but you don't have the right to say these things.

Lan Wangji: *walks away with a blank face and a broken heart*

Jiang Cheng: He totally hates you.

...

Lan Xichen: *facepalms*

#incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #my quotes #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lan zhan #wangxian #Jiang Cheng #chengxian #mdzs