#christian parody

[picklepie888]

We Don't Talk About Judas (Biblical Encanto Parody)

PETER

We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas

But

It was the Passover

ANDREW

It was the Passover

PETER

We were all together and we're passing the bread and the wine

ANDREW

Passing the bread and the wine

PETER

Jesus comes through

With some upsetting news

ANDREW

Traitor!

PETER

Are you telling the story or am I?

ANDREW

I'm sorry dear brother go on

PETER

Jesus said 'I'll be betrayed'

ANDREW

Why would He tell us?

PETER

Upon this news, we're all dismayed

ANDREW

The whole room was in chaos!

PETER

Who of us would dare betray?

ANDREW

We're not naming names

But we'll just say

BOTH

We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas!

MATTHEW

Hey! Grew to be weary of Judas's intentions

None of us suspected his crime beyond comprehension

I equate him to the sound of coins hitting the floor (clang, clang, clang)

How could we remiss

With a kiss, he touches

Failed to keep our Rabbi out of the Romans' clutches

Choking on his guilt until he can't breathe anymore

Gone forevermore

JOHN

Thirty pieces

Of silver in his sack

When the night ceases

He stabs us in the back

He had seeled our doom

Led Jesus to His tomb

ALL

(Hey) We don't talk about Judas no no no

We don't talk about Judas

JEWISH VILLAGER 1

They say He was sacrificed

To pay our cost! (No no)

JEWISH VILLAGER 2

The Romans had dragged Him off

To Pilate, their boss! (No no)

JEWISH VILLAGER 3

He said that Jesus of Nazareth

Would hang on the cross! (No no)

ALL

The Hebrews mourned

Our most devastating loss!

MARY MAGDALENE

He told me

That upon this day three

Not to worry for He will soon rise

He told me

The Messiah will come

And our souls will be made divine

PETER

He told me

Before that next morning

I'll deny him times three

Upon the cock's crowing

It's like I hear it now

It's like I hear it now!

I can hear it now!

MATTHIAS

Um...Judas

Yeah, about that Judas

I really need to know about Judas

Give me the truth and the whole truth

Judas!

ZECHARIAH

Hey the King of the Jews is here!

ALL

He has risen!

(Overlap of Peter/Andrew, Matthew, John, and Mary Magdalene verses)

ALL

He's here!

Don't talk about Judas

MATTHIAS

Why did I talk about Judas?

ALL

Not a word about Judas

MATTHIAS

I never should've brought up Judas!

#good friday #easter #christian memes #christian parody #jesus christ #12 disciples #the chosen #we don't talk about bruno #encanto #song parody #judas iscariot #disney #happy easter #happy good friday

[mockvangelical]

OK, so this one wasn’t exactly taken in public. Image: tumblr.

#scripture #profane #christian parody #sacrilegious #bible parody #bible quote #proverbs #atheist #athesim #old testament #wisdom #open mouth #receptive

[confusedhazel]

SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE CHRISTIAN VERSION OF HARRY POTTER its called like Hogwarts: School of Prayer and Miracles or something. and i was thinking how funny it would be if someone did that with something else, and i came up with the best idea. Hope’s Peak Academy, School for Gifted Christians. i desperately need to write a fanfic with this, this has potential

#hogwarts school of prayer and miracles #strange aeons #harry potter #fanfic #fanfiction #hogwarts #christian parody #danganronpa #christian danganronpa

[fanfic-lover-girl]

Go the Distance - Christian Version (Hercules Parody)

This one almost made me cry. I keep praying for God to close the distance! To know what it is like to have a real relationship with Him.

#youtube #disney hercules #go the distance #go the distance christian parody #closed the distance #christian parody #prodigal son parable #salvation #jesus christ #christianity #God loves us #bible scripture

[asksephdere]

hey Odie, which song do you think deserves more recognition?

This one

🙏🕊

#not actually odie #ask odie #odiepusrex #hewll yeah podcast #music #lady gaga #Christian parody

[rw7771]

Watch "Christian Parody Music TV" on YouTube

#parody #Christianity #music #tv #christian music #christian parody #parodies #youtube #YouTube channel

[thepowerposter]

Watch ApologetiX - "Downer of a Sister" (Official Video) on YouTube Music

#youtube #apologetix #system of a down #chop suey #christian parody #heavy metal

[prokopetz]

I used to be pretty big on parody religions when I was younger, and what really ended up souring me on that community is the near-constant refrain of people going “Christianity is stupid and I can prove it using their own scriptures!”, then proceeding to do a bit about Judaism, usually something to do with dietary laws. Like, check your aim, buddy – that’s not the dunk you think it is.

#religion #parody religions #antisemitism #christianity mention #food mention

[9ofspades]

Opinion:  I'm an Anti-Specsser and Everyone Else Should Be Too

Why are you wearing glasses?  

No, seriously.   Why the fuck are you still wearing glasses?  

The epidemic is over.  I don't know anyone who worries about nearsightedness anymore.  Do you hear anyone talking about it?  Do you see nearsightedness germs flying around?  No, because it's OVER.  

Look, I don't know how to break it to you, but a thin piece of glass in front of your eyes isn't going to help protect you from macular degeneration.  It's a false sense of security, an illusion; like if you just keep looking through them you can pretend that the world has crisp sharp edges.  Well, guess what?  The world is blurry.  You don't know where empty space ends and your body begins.  In fact, it doesn't.  Your body is mostly empty space.  

Everything happens for a reason, anyway; so if you get into an accident because you can't drive without your glasses?  Tough cajones; take your punishment like God intended.  It's your fault for having bad genes, which you got because of... original sin, or something.  I don't know, I didn't actually read the Bible.  I just believe vehemently in every word of it, except the words you use to disagree with me.  Because that's wrong.  

I don't think I'm doing anything wrong by yelling at glasses-wearers on the street.  It just fills me with such visceral, incandescent rage when I see a pair of pince-nez balancing on someone's nose.  It's like they're sending a direct fuck-you to people like me, who choose not to wear glasses.  So of course I have to yell at them; it's just simple self-preservation - if I don't, pretty soon everyone will be wearing glasses, and ganging up on those of us that don't, because we're "jeopardizing public safety" or "a danger to the common good."  I don't need to listen to that.

When you declare you're on the opposite side from me with that flag you wear right on your face, you shouldn't be surprised when I treat you like an enemy.  "What sides?" you ask?  "There's no 'sides' here; everyone is just choosing-" oh, shut up.  You're so naive.  Of course there are sides.  There's sides to everything.  What about a circle? you say.  Inside and outside.  There.  Now don't you feel stupid.  

And those circles you wear on your face mark you as being on the inside.  I don't like that.  Nobody likes being left on the outside.  So stop wearing them.  That way I can find something else to be angry about, like freckles.  I think I'll take on freckles next.  If you have them, stop having them.  You're being too different from me and I don't like it.

#swearing #satire #parody #covid allegory #anti-maskers #glasses #unreality #bastardized christianity #evangelical philosophy #public health #public safety #ocular health mention #eyes #aggressive language #current events #american politics #I literally could not make anti-masker sentiments sound more illogical if I tried #original

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

maybe it's because i don't really understand the larger culture of youtube, but how did nobody find this guy constantly talking about how sexy and gay the nazis were at least a little suspicious

#idk man i see a man dressed like a young republican say anything it gives me pause #that's just me though #he oozes substitute teacher who writes christian rap parodies energy

[infinitelilith]

I'm putting together a team

#fell down a rabbit hole today and I needed to show these to someone #no hate to any of the people who made these btw I just thought these were kinda funny #also I did actually read the articles and they were genuinely pretty interesting so hey #also I'm 90% sure the Facebook one is parody but the other ones? nah completely genuine #kh #kingdom hearts #kh3 #kingdom hearts 3 #kh2 #kingdom hearts 2 #kh sora #kh olaf #kh donald #kh goofy #im not putting the “Christianity” tag here

[mockvangelical]

#cheerleader #man of sorrows #evangelicals #evangelism #christian parody #christian memes #sacrilegious #sacrilege #ex catholic #ex fundie #ex christian #atheisim #art history humor #art history

[ghoulseason]

vespers

Rehearsal is wrapped for the day, and Papa is already gone to prepare for the evening service. Most of the ghouls shuffle out of the hall to follow him, the ones that have already attended services earlier in the day peel off to help the Sisters prepare the dining hall.

Phantom hates Vespers, although since he's been summoned it's been hard not to hate everything. It's been a difficult adjustment to life on the surface. He feels out of sync on the best of days, a waste of space on the worst.

Early on, Papa had placed him under the care of Dew and Rain, and that was where Phantom found himself most often: sandwiched between the pair while they spoke to each other over him. Even in the pews of the chapel, he had to strain to follow Papa's voice over the whispers back and forth.

(Someone once told Phantom that Dew was one of the more devout ghouls in the abbey, and everyday he wonders if they were fucking with him.)

Vespers passes more slowly than usual, and Phantom can feel himself falling asleep. Other quintessence ghouls in the abbey are permitted to follow their nocturnal instincts, but as a member of the Ghost Project, he's required to stay awake during the day with the rest of the ghouls. It just results in him not sleeping, except for the naps he can steal if he manages to finish his tasks for the ministry early.

Papa finishes the service and dismisses the assembly to dinner, where no doubt he'll be asked to lead another long-winded prayer of thanksgiving. Phantom waits back while the chapel empties and then walks himself in the opposite direction of the crowd. He doesn't care if his stomach is growling. If he's going to keep up with performing, he needs to crash before his second wind forces him up for the night. He makes it back to his room, and before he can even take his boots off, he's asleep on top of the covers.

Hours later and it's dark out. There's laughter from the common room. Phantom stretches and notices that someone has draped a blanket over him. They've taken his boots off and placed them in front of his wardrobe. There's a plate of food on the nightstand, and a reminder that he's welcome the join the rest of them whenever he's up to it.

mattins - lauds

#hopping on the phantom angst train whoops #the band ghost #ghost band #nameless ghouls #phantom ghoul #ghost band headcanons #ghost fic #does a satanic church have liturgy of the hours? probably not. but it's also a parody of the christian faith so i'm making the call here

[fanfic-lover-girl]

We Don’t Talk About Bruno - Christian version (Encanto parody)

I was not expecting to be blown away by this! Instant subscribe! Let’s talk about Jesus!!!

#youtube #jesus christ #christianity #encanto #we don't talk about bruno #we don't talk about bruno christian parody #christian parody #we must talk about jesus #salvation #jesus saves #jesus christ is king

[voxpeople]

Red Bull F1 Team Address Allegations By No Longer Hiring Women

Women will no longer be employed by Red Bull Formula One team, and all current female employees will have their contracts terminated immediately, in an effort by the organization to prevent further allegations of 'inappropriate behaviour' following those made against team boss Christian Horner.

Announcing the decision a spokesperson for Red Bull Racing said: "If there are no women employed by the Red Bull Formula One team, this will ensure there will be no further accusations of inappropriateness being made against anyone."

#joke #satire #attempt at humor #humour #parody #topical humour #this is a joke #red bull racing #red bull f1 #formula 1 #formula one #christian horner #geri horner #me too #max verstappen #red bull team #red bull formula 1 #red bull

[gxlden-angels]

I love watching people discover the absolute chaos that is Christian Parody Songs

#nickisnotgreen and dev likes have a video about christian parodies on tiktok #dev limes* i hate autocorrect #and it's so fuckin funny cause nick was in this and dev wasn't despite being in catholic school #I used to make/listen to christian parodies and pop gospel #I wasn't even allowed to listen to imagine dragons as a kid it's fuckin wild #pop gospel goes hard af but it's also so fuckin annoying #cause you can have pop that's christian friendly without being gospel #shoutout kirk franklin that man raised me #do y'all remember I luh god? the mumble rap christian song that very obviously didn't understand what mumble rap is #it's so fuckin funny my family loved that song #n e ways how are y'all doing I hope you're all having a great day #stream pineapple upside down by queef jerky instead of kirk franklin #ex christian #religious trauma