#coconut mall. the song ever

[desertdragon]

5 SONGS YOU'RE INTO RIGHT NOW

tagged by: @chadhunkler

tagging: steal it | @pettyeti @icehearts @finishing-touch

Britney Spears - Break the Ice

Miriam Makeba - Saduva

GG Strive OST - Symphony (I'M NOT HERE TO. FIT IN THIS WORRRLLD. I JUST. WANT TO. MAKE A DIFFERRRRENCCCEEE!)

Sade - Feel No Pain

Cupcakke in general (Duck Duck Goose, Deepthroat, Spider-man Dick, Cpr, Grilling N****s, Lawd Jesus, Discounts etc etc) AND Cupcakke remixes at the same time. These are some of my fav remixes:

Bollywood

I AM

Gimme Chocolate!

Bohemian Rhapsody

Smooth Operator

PANDORA

Stay With Me

HISS

Wii Coconut Mall

Her lyricism is one of the best ever no matter what she's talking about, she has the gift of knowing exactly what words to use and amazing allusions too, which is a very hard skill; once you get in with the funny sex songs you really feel it on her serious music like A.U.T.I.S.M. , Picking Cotton, and Pedophile talking about serious issues

#im floptropican adjacent bc it's all so fucking funny #i would've included a few jiafei remixes too but that's doing too much lmao #the cupcakke remixes are so good i don't even see them as funny videos as much anymore- they're like regular music if not better #i can still laugh at them but i will also put them on just to dance or while doing something to bop #in a lot of cases actually i think the remixes ppl like Ranpapi make outdo the original song COMPLETELY #i wish i could edit audio like these people do #the editing is immaculate i can only imagine the hours it takes to cut and render after rewriting entire songs while staying on key #the Moonlight Sunrise cupcakke remix is hilarious too every time i forget abt the line 'Balls out on the table what you say?' & scream #AND THE FLOWER BY JISOO REMIX TOO JDUDHD- 'A B C i slurp the D' one of the best remix lines EVER

[rfaromance]

🧸SE Saeran and his sister-in-law Ariella!

No matter how Saeran looked at the situation, this was a bad idea.

The blinding lights. The vibrant colors. The high-pitched shrieks.

He did not belong in this place, and he wanted to get out of here as soon as humanly possible.

Normally, Ariella was able to detect Saeran's thoughts and feelings even if he did his best to conceal them. He almost found it unsettling how often she could pick up on his discomfort or distress, and she always did so before his brother ever noticed. Of course, she also had a tendency to catastrophize and assume the worst-case scenarios, and on several occasions Saeran ended up being the one who reassured her.

Saeran usually hated being perceived, hated being seen past his masks and pretenses down to his vulnerable core. Today, however? He wished Ariella would hurry up and notice how desperately he wanted to leave.

But his sister-in-law was in a world of her own right now, mesmerized by the display of sparkles, smiles, and softness before them.

"Okay, the new trend towards bigger eyes and neon colors probably doesn't appeal to you," Ariella conceded as she beckoned him over, "but they have some classic teddy bears and puppies, too! What are you feeling, Ranran?"

For whatever reason, Ariella had decided that they needed to bond by going on a field trip to the mall. This was probably her excuse to get him out of the bunker for a while, and initially Saeran had welcomed the opportunity to breathe some fresh air away from his twin.

Now, which was far too late, he was having second thoughts.

"Uh..." Saeran flinched as the cries of excited kids pierced his ears. They were on the other side of the store, near the walls of clothes and accessories for their stuffed friends, but he still felt the urge to tug down on his sleeves, just in case. "I guess... a bear is fine."

Eyes sparkling, Ariella skipped over to a shelf with two stuffed bears on it, one in a cream color and one in brown. "How about these? Want to come pick one out?"

Unable to resist the bouncing, bubbly brunette's enthusiasm, Saeran dragged his feet over. Anxiously he stared into the pit of unstuffed bears. "So I just... grab a skeleton?"

Ariella stared at him silently, and he winced internally. What a stupid, weird thing to say. He wasn't cut out for existing among ordinary people, in public. "Hmm... Is it a skeleton, or more like its skin? Like an empty puppet, or a cowhide, or..." She trailed off midsentence. "Well, don't worry. We get to stuff 'em with fluff soon!"

Oh, joy. He was building a teddy bear. He might as well build another bomb; that felt more suited to him. Maybe if the bear was an animatronic with sharp metal teeth and coded to brick people's phones.

"Okay, great! I'll get mine now!" Ariella hummed as she plucked her own flat plush from the pile. "Before we stuff it, do you want to include a scent?"

"... Hm?"

"I bet the coconut smells like the sky! Oh, but they have a fresh-cut flowers option, too."

"Sure." He'd resigned himself to this fate now. Might as well do a little song and dance, make the bear smell like a garden, and then dress him in a top hat.

Still, even as Saeran felt ridiculous rubbing a small velvet heart between his blood-stained hands to "warm it up," he couldn't help but feel a small surge of emotions when he noticed that Ariella had picked the same bear as him. Did she... want them to match?

When she told him they needed to pick out names for their new friends after carefully selecting complimentary outfits, he already had one in mind.

Merry. For the kind-hearted American who made him feel that way.

#saeran choi #SE Saeran #mystic messenger #mysmes #mysme #mm #Cmc #Ariella #Thanks for the ask! #Anon

[godza]

tagged by the lovely @saeu for the first ten songs shuffled on my main music playlist. i have 900 songs which are 52 hours we got a lot of things to shuffle around

1. energetic by wanna one

2. work by millennium parade and sheena ringo

3. dancin in the vr world by kuragep

4. papermoon by tommy heavenly6

5. yeah boy and doll face by pierce the veil (my fave song ever btw)

6. lets kill ourselves by neru i forget what the title actually is its something like that

7. coconut mall from mario kart.

8. needle light from imas

9. super yuppers by wjsn chocome

10. money by the drums

this is a good lineup! usually i get some random ones but these are all good and presentable songs. for the past 24 hours ive only been listening to limp bizkit so a break was good. tagging everybody on earth!

#t

[sunkern-plus]

ooh fun. i love these kinds of memes. tagged by @whymustyouhurtmeinthisway

Relationship status: dating my girlfriend and two? three? (unsure about how gizmo crow feels) in my partner system :) met both of them on tumblr babeyyyyyy

Favourite colour: unironically, ever since birth (this may have predicted something) the yellow on the nonbinary flag and the purple on the epicene flag. This Was Destiny For Me

Song stuck inside your head: some pokemon song i THINK from pokemon black and white remixed for scarlet and violet but i can't put a name to it for the life of me (because i've been playing the indigo disk dlc it's so fun)

Favourite food: soup. every single kind (that i am able to eat, because i have Bizarre Allergies, so no soup with added wheat, no soup with dairy unless it's lactose free, coconut milk, or a nut milk/soy milk/etc, extreme amounts of garlic and onion (a little bit is fine for some reason but like. when it's near the end of the ingredients list), and in general no soup that can't be eaten on the low fodmap diet i have to be on or else Intestinal Distress up to and including my breath smelling like sulfur when i burp even slightly)

Last song listened to: hold on i gotta check youtube...attack of the killer queen by toby fox i THINK???

Dream trip: japan for the food, germany to see the immense gaytrans spectacle of berlin, anywhere with a major anime or video game or nerd in general con (i will wear an n95 mask don't worry), canada (in particular prince edward island because anne of green gables is integral to the sunkern-plus system and it's structure), england (to see if bookstores are different and have different selections and also to go to a boiler room party WITH A MASK OF COURSE)...maybe thailand to try out that curry place in the bangkok mall...

Last show/movie watched: i'm watching a lot of movies for class so if you count shorts, it's "mutt and jeff: on strike", if you count full length movies it's "nausicaa of the valley of the wind" (francis george is apparently VERY strongly nausicaa kin, did not expect that) and if you count tv shows either delicious in dungeon or the bernie mac show (underrated fave i swear)

Spicy, sweet, or savoury: all. i love all food. i'm laios kin for a reason (the actual reason is i'm so autistic it makes other people hate me by default)

Last thing you googled: i'll give you five! 1.) "mutt and jeff" 2.) "kieran pokemon" (planning on posting my Kieran Transfeminine Juxera Real theory to my nonbinary headcanons blog) 3.) "suguri japanese name" (again, was looking for proof for Kieran Transfeminine Juxera Real theory but apparently suguri is a surname) 4.) "metamodern" (this was for a class discussion related to movie techniques) 5.) "men who have made love to me" (again, this was related to the same discussion topic because i wanted to see which movie had the first fourth wall break because i genuinely thought it was mutt and jeff on strike)

Favourite game: my personal top three is street fighter 6, pokemon scarlet and violet, and cross channel: steam edition (don't worry, it's the clean version, i wouldn't have bought it if it was 18+; it's an english translation of the clean version of the japanese game called "cross channel: for all people")

i will tag @beebeetle @lunaticlocomotive @shinydudunsparce and anyone else who wants to do this game!

[missbumbleb33]

Tag Challenge !!

(Tagged by the lovely @47s-left-tit ; muscular men w boobas are always righteous)

Fave color:

All shades of green; mint green resonates w my childhood self and i love me some dark green on clothes, interior decor, etc. Love chartreuse bc it sounds like shart and it makes me giggle. Did yall know there's a type of green called 'hooker's green'? unrelated to sex workers, unfortunately

(my man william hooker, pimp creator of hooker's green)

Last songs:

Six Days (Remix) by DJ Shadow - Beautiful lyrics, def relevant today with all the mess in global affairs rn. A bit bummed out rn bc I just found out that it's from Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift and I did not expect that

Coconut Mall Jazz Arrangement by insaneintherainmusic - 'ya like jazz~?' yeah i fcking love jazz. as a classical clarinetist (non-professional lol) who's nearest attempt at jazz was w the clarinet introduction in Rhapsody in Blue i have so much respect for jazz musicians. If jazz ever had a human form I'd simp the hell out of them. it's such a beautiful genre of music and modern music def needs to give it more credit bc w/o it we wouldn't have a lot of music we have today. sorry that was a terrible sentence but god i love jazz. it's like eating an awesome 7-layer dip. i fucking love 7-layer dips. I recommend everyone to watch 1959, the Year that Changed Jazz , awesome documentary.

(fuck now i'm hungry)

Last series:

Extraordinary Attorney Woo - Such an adorable kdrama. While I don't think it's the BEST representation of autism for the Korean audience, I do think it's a fairly good step in the right direction! I rlly like how Woo solves each case with a creative way, which is my primary reason as of why I enjoy the show. But I think it's also worth mentioning the impact it has on Korean society. As a Korean person who often spends a lot of time on Korean media, I've read, heard, and watched stories about how EAW actually has increased prejudice against autistic ppl in some ways. The drama promotes the misconception that an autistic person must be good/genius at something, and when such a misconception is corrected by an autistic person or a person who cares for an autistic person, ppl get disappointed. Many Korean primary/secondary school students have also pointed out how their friends have started using 'Woo Young Woo' as a mocking nickname for ppl who may not necessarily fit in with the crowd, autistic or not. The drama has also encouraged young ppl to act like the autistic protagonist, which often turns into a display of mockery against autistic ppl. Although the drama does break the stereotype that autistic ppl are intellectually/emotionally inferior to neurotypical ppl, it also indirectly encourages ppl to exotify and, to a certain extent, fetishize autistic ppl. That being said I think that EAW does have great potential for future kdramas to include more positive, nuanced, and accurate representation of autism.

(edit by u/Dinen1203 on the r/ExtraordinaryAttyWoo subreddit)

Last movie:

Minions: The Rise of Gru - I'm 👱 having a bad bad 🔺🚫 day 🌞⏳ It's 😝 about time that 😐➡ I 😏💯 get 🉐🉐 my ⚖ way 👉➡ Steam ♨💨 rolling 😋😋 whatever I 👀 see, 👀👁 huh ❓ Despicable me 🏻🏽 I'm 😠 having 👉 a 👏 bad 😍😍 bad 😈 day 🙏🏼 If 🤔🎅 you take 💨 it 😏 personal that's okay 👍 Watch 👀 this 👅 is 💦💦 so fun to 🏼 see, 👀👀 huh 🤔❓ Despicable me 😩

(hungry for some filet minion)

Currently reading:

The Mad Farmer Poems by Wendell Berry - I like to annotate my poetry books so it'll take me some time to go thru it lol. Just started the book so I don't really have anything to say about it atm

Waterland by Graham Swift - Recommended by my emotional support English teacher during my senior year in high school. Literally just started so idk what to say about it

(haven't rlly read the books yet so i can't put a relevant image to the books specifically, enjoy the shutterstock photo tho, def paid for it)

Currently working on:

Unforeseen and Unconditional Sacrifices - A Hitman Agent 47 x OC fanfic, I do cross-post on Ao3, Wattpad, and Quotev for this one. Just started posting on tumblr tho bc i like the layout of this site

Yuji's Lobbyverse - for me friend, and her beautiful OCs.

A Pokemon Legends Arceus Adaman x OC fic, finishing up my oc's backstory. God I love fictional men w long hair and sharp eyes.

(edit by me :) )

Tagging:

@yujiispotato , you are my only other tumblr mutual :,)

#hitman fandom #pokemon legends arceus #yuji's lobbyverse #extraordinary attorney woo #tag challenge

[everybodyshusband]

the ever wonderful @finding-jinx tagged me in this, thank you ! <3

op's rules: "I am in desperate need of an infusion of new music, so I thought I'd make a tag game out of it. Tag five people and list five of your most played/listened to songs. Hopefully we'll all have some new music to try out!"

i don't have an "on repeat" playlist, but according to my "2023 music replay (so far)" thing, these are my top five

aqua regia ; sleep token

coconut mall (from "mario kart") ; arcade player

jesus he knows me ; ghost

spillways ; ghost

square hammer ; ghost

tagging: @devoured-by-shadows if you're interested, as well as anyone else who wants to do it :)

#just- just ignore coconut mall please skjhdfjd #tag game #husband rambles

[adamjvarner]

Lai Thai Kitchen

Of the many joys in life my fiance has introduced me to, few compare to Lai Thai Kitchen. Nestled comfortably between a martial arts studio and a Dollar Tree, buried inconspicuously in an otherwise ordinary strip mall; that is where you will find my favorite restaurant on the planet Earth.

I've fallen in love with restaurants before-- many times have I become addicted to a dish and overeat it to the point of boredom. Like overplaying a favorite song, my culinary obsessions turn into self-fulfilling tragedies. But Lai Thai is something special.

This past weekend, for my 26th birthday, was by my estimation my 30th time I had the pleasure to eat here, and the food is just as enchanting as my first taste.

Their "Thai Iced Tea" with coconut milk is an incredible beverage; creamy and sweet, and always poses a great challenge to not finish it before my food arrives.

My go-to appetizer is their "Oh My God"; a cream-cheese filled and fried veggie roll served with mint sauce, appropriately named given the delighted "Oh my god!" first-time-triers squeal after the first, second, and sometimes third bites.

But the main attractions, for my money, are their impressive lineup of almost a dozen different curries, each of them among the best I've had in my life. There are sweeter ones, and some more savory, but you won't be walking away from any of them without having a strong, lasting impression on your taste buds.

My favorite is the Green Curry with Tofu, at a "7" on their 1-to-10 scale of heat. It was the inspiration for the life-changing meal in Corn Sausage:

Swimming in a sweet and savory green coconut milk broth are large chunks of fried tofu and eggplant. Bean sprouts and bell pepper soak around them. Made spicy by a pepper sauce and accompanied by ridiculously fluffy jasmine rice, the dish is both a beautiful work of art and a culinary retreat from reality. Though the heat makes their noses run,. to these two, each swallow is an absorption of heaven,. of peace,. and of a contentedness known only by the most comfortable heroes.

Lai Thai Kitchen has everything I love about food. Different, fresh ingredients playing together and off of each other to create memorable, delightful sensations. It builds strong memories for the mind to flash back to and instantly release waves of dopamine in anticipation for the next visit.

Anytime someone asks for recommendations, or when a stranger just barely within earshot wonders aloud what to eat, I have to speak its name. I have to tell them to go down Leonard, to that strip mall, to find that glorious place, because not to would be to rob them of one of the greatest joys that food might ever give them.

#Post0002 #food #LaiThai #Thai #Curry #GrandRapids #Grand Rapids #GR #pontificating

[nicholasnn]

Ever hear a song and now it's your song for (insert activity here)? I have no idea why, but I get stuck on specific songs for specific things. Doing something precisely 9-10 mins long? Free bird. Walking fast? Star Walkin'. Guardians of the Galaxy? I want you back (Jackson 5). Driving somewhere dumb? Highway to Hell. Driving over the speed limit? Coconut mall. I could go on.

[sunbedo]

Coconut mall

#i waz going to pozt thiz without context but. hehe #i am sick head hurty alot 🙃 #the universe took one look at me and went #hm he had a panic attack and missed school. #let him go back for one day in hopez of catching up with school work #and then. sickness be upon yee #itz not c word tho lol. i got tezted #hope yall are doing good #sunny speaks #coconut mall. the song ever #what iz going on lol :)

[dearlyanqels]

Would you be my valentine? | Changbin

since its valentine's day why not. I still don't know what to do so here's binnie, we know he's a cutie pie.

long (?) and sweet. character said to be female, they/them

Changbin was never the type to be romantic, he never saw the point of being a romantic person, but however today was a rather odd day. February 14th otherwise known as Valentine's Day, the one day lovers can gift things, can do things just for one person. You were his best friend at the company, a friend, friends usually gift eachother things for valentine's but he didn't know what to gift you. "you sure they like green?" felix ask his older friend who close his eyes and shook his head. "I've known them for three years, why is this year hard? the past two they are the ones giving gifts. why am I stressing?" felix smiled.

"you like them" he said, changbin laugh at the comment until he started to think, he was there for everything, even through your tough menstrual cycle (or hardest times). he was with you through ever sad movie, everything, even people at the office thought you two were together. "holy sh- felix you- oh my god" changbin sat down holding his chest as if its gonna explode. "it's not that big of a deal, I mean you'd eventually be falling for someone in life right?" felix ask looking at house shoes. changbin nodded and look down, a memory started up:

"you're fucking with me huh?" you ask him eating a stack of ribs "I'm serious — you gotta listen to it" you wipe your hands and look at him. "I don't believe you write songs, or even record them. when do even have the chance to record?" he smiled and wipe the bit of barbecue sauce off your face. you two smiled as the said sauce was off your face. "when I can't sleep. I'll let you listen to it"

"a song.." felix look at changbin with your shoe size slippers "what?" he ask looking at the man who stood up with a bright smile "she never listen to my song I wrote or produce. lix, get all chocolate, except for the ones with coconut, and meet me back at my place" changbin started to run outside the shopping mall and to his car, that he rode with felix in, to his home.

"for someone who isn't romantic, he sure gonna make you special —" felix got his phone out and text you.

[ to: diamond ☆

what is your favorite things?

] from: diamond ☆

you and binnie getting to work on time 😃 but seeing you're serious it's chocolate things, new plants, slippers, anything I can use for work I guess, bts things you know.

[ to: diamond ☆

gotcha, I'll make it special

seen

meanwhile, changbin was at his house cleaning, and making sure everything was perfect, he order a stack of ribs, and fries with your favorite movie series in order. "you better glad I love you, he- woah. all this for them?" felix ask as he seen the couch was push out the way and small pallet was made on the floor. "all for them"

around eight, changbin text you saying to be at his house around nine thirty or so, he needed it to be perfect. "brownies are in a heart shape, anything fruit that can be dip is dip, what is missing?" changbin shrug "this is my first time actually having feelings for a person, and being romantic-- call chan" felix nodded and called chan, telling him everything and asl what would be missing. "um some people like flowers and judging by the person who you describe, they like lilies and roses, oh and those purple flowers" and like that the two were at a floral shop "they an odd arrangement, but will do, tell me who is she like?" they all look at changbin "they, and they are like--" once the things were made and free gift was added you were awaited by the door, drape in warm clothing.

"binnie!!" you yelled, but was soon notice the flowers and candle "what? what's all this? oh did you finally find someone?" you look to felix smiling awkwardly "ah chan is here, I should go. goodnight to you both" you smiled and said goodbye, changbin link arms with you and unlock the door, a bear was in center of the floor with white flowered words saying:

Be Mine?

"for me?" changbin heard the crack of your voice, and romantic song started to play, his voice "your-- binnie I--" he took your hand and kiss the back of it. "you said you'll die before you ever have to be romantic, but for me?" he nodded "call it whatever but I think cupid won this time" he kiss your lips, only for you kiss back until the smell of ribs hit your nose. "hell yeah I'll be yours"

#changbin x reader #changbin fluff #skz fanfic #short skz fiction #skz x reader #skz x y/n #skz scenarios #stray kids fluff #stray kids imagines #stray kids scenarios #stray kids x reader #seo changbin #x reader #changbin #stray kids fic #stray kids changbin #binnie is cute when he can be #valentine's fic #february 14 #skz fluff

[alltooreid]

Invisible String

Although Spencer Reid and the Reader don’t find themselves in a romance with each other until well into their adulthood, their relationship has been decades in the making. Almost as if something as been pulling them together all these years. 

A/N: sorry for such a long wait but i’ve been struggling a lot mentally as of late. i hope you guys enjoy this one shot!! As always requests are open and heavily encouraged!! And of course this is inspired by the taylor swift song of the same name :)) Also keep in mind although the following scenes are heavily inspired by some scenes in Criminal Minds, elements of them have been slightly altered to fit in Y/N as a character.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader

Type: a cute strangers to lovers fluff fic!

Word Count: 3.9K

Content Warnings: typical criminal minds case discussion, mentions of child trafficking when discussing this case, but no real detail. slight spoilers for season eight (beginning maeve stuff) and tiny spoilers for season fifteen (briefly mentions max but nothing really important to the plot at all)

“Time, curious time Gave me no compasses, gave me no signs Were there clues I didn't see?”

You had met Spencer Reid 3 times before you had really met him.  

It was almost silly to think about it now. Now that you and Spencer have been dating for 3 years, it was strange to believe there were so many chances for you two to meet years earlier.

When you were sixteen years old, you got your first part time job. You worked at a self-serve frozen yogurt shop called Iced Dreams. You hated it so much. Your manager was a total creep, your older coworkers were rude and condescending to you, since you were one of the youngest people working there, but most of all you hated the uniforms.

Consisting of a very stupid looking hat, bright pink with randomly embrodiered teal patterns, an outdated bright teal shirt, it had been given to you from a dirty bin in the back, and judging by the sewn in shoulder pads, it had to be at least a couple decades old.

So one day, you didn’t wear the hat.

It wasn’t entirely purposeful. You couldn’t find it, you searched your room, you searched your car, so eventually you had to leave without it to prevent being late. Still, as you clocked it and passed the box of extras in the office something made you decide to leave it alone.

You were about 8 minutes into your shift when your manager approached you. “Y/N? Where’s your hat sweetheart?” You hated this man so much. You had gone to your parents time and time again, recounting his creepy behavior towards you and the other teenage girls who you worked with, but they refused to let you quit.

When you had started working there, he used to enforce this ridiculous rule that all the female workers had to wear skirts as part of their uniform, but you had gathered all the sixteen and seventeen year olds who worked there and all threatened to quit if he didn’t change the policy. So you were no stranger to breaking and defying the rules.  

“Yeah I couldn’t find it, sorry.” you shrugged.

He chuckled and reached his hat out to touch your face. You jerked back, you almost wanted to refuse to wear one of the stupid extra hats just so that you could get fired.

“Well, Y/N its policy sweetie. No matter how special you are to me you still need to wear the hat. There’s extras in the office.”

“No way I’m wearing one of those. I bet they have like lice or something.”

He pursed his lips and sighed “Well I suppose that beautiful hair is just too pretty to wear a used hat huh. . . What do you suggest? If you’re working you have to wear it.”

You laughed, “Well you could let me go home.”

He paused, “Why don’t you go sit in the office, I’ll come talk to you in a minute.”

So you did, for about 10 minutes you sat in the office, surrounded by frozen yogurt flavor marking posters and boxes of old uniforms, and each passing minute you feared for the worst. Maybe you were actually getting fired? You really didn’t want to go that far, because, as much as you hated it, you really needed this job.

When your manager finally came to talk to you he held a small salted caramel frozen yogurt, your personal favorite flavor, and a twenty dollar bill. He handed them both to you.

“You seem so stressed Y/N, why don’t you take the day and go get lunch. My treat,” he said, smiling that weird twisted smile that always made your full body shiver.

However you were broke as hell, and no teenager in their right mind would ever pass up free food, so you took it, grabbed your keys and started to leave

Yet as soon as you walked out the back door you dropped your frozen yogurt, cup fully upside down, onto the pavement. You cursed, you hadn’t even taken a bite of it yet, and it looked like he had put coconut flakes on it, and you loved coconut. Still, you had your twenty bucks, and that was a pretty sweet pay out considering you were only clocked in for about 20 minutes.

So you got Chinese food, and spent what was supposed to be your shift in the shopping mall across town, completely and blissfully unaware of the fact the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI was dragging your manager away in handcuffs.

➽───────────────❥

Young Spencer Reid had only joined the FBI about a month ago. Despite being a genius, and providing crucial information to the solving of cases, he was aware of the most obvious. He was only twenty two years old, and he was scrawny as hell.

He felt this intense need to prove himself, especially to make Gideon proud.

So when they got a case about a the kidnapping and sex trafficking of teenage girls, he saw it as something he could really involve himself in. Based on the profile, it wasn’t going to be a large, strong, confident unsub who Morgan needed to tackle. This man would be ugly sure, but he would be a manipulative mastermind. Reid could work with that, he could prove himself.

He surprised everyone with his sheer work ethic and determination to find this man, and through consistently revising and delivering the profile soon enough they got a hit. A young woman in her early twenties called the tipline and reported her own manager. Insisting he fit the profile perfectly, and described how strangely he treated the minors who worked there, and how he almost exclusively hired young girls, treated them great and then switched as soon as they became legal.

So Garcia did her magically digging, and soon enough the FBI was tearing up a frozen yogurt shop, looking for any evidence of pedophilia. Garcia was even brought along, as she was pivotal to discovering any secret files in his computer.

At first, all they could find were strange compilation videos and under employees skirts. Spencer, and the rest of the team, were struggling to connect how he could get so many videos from an angle like this without anyone noticing or reporting him, until Gideon uncovered an old dusty pair of shoes, in which the right one held a small camera at the toe.

Although this was absolutely disgusting, it wasn’t enough to prove he was running the ring or kidnapping the girls, so Garcia kept digging. Meanwhile, Spencer tried to make himself useful by checking out the back of the store.

That’s where he found your clock-out receipt.

“Hey guys, we might want to take a look at this,” he shouted out.

Morgan grabbed the paper from his hand, “Ok, I don’t get it kid, it’s trash.”

Spencer pointed to the details on the slip, “Yeah but it says here she clocked out 18 minutes ago after only working for 23 minutes and 46 seconds. If this guy is our unsub, this girl could be in a lot of trouble.”

“Maybe she’s still here, has anyone checked out the parking lot yet?”

Spencer shook his head, and followed Morgan out the back door. There they discovered some almost completely melted salted caramel frozen yogurt.

Morgan bent down to investigate, “Yeah, we gotta get this to the lab, but I can tell you right now that there’s clearly more than just coconut topping this yogurt. It also means we have another victim.”

Spencer crouched down as well, “Not necessarily.”

“What do you mean kid? We’re missing a teenage girl and we’ve already found illegal evidence on this guy's computer. She’s in trouble.”

“Well judging the shape and inscription of these pills it appears to be some pretty strong rohypnol, almost certainly prescription grade. And ingesting it like this means she probably would have begun to feel its effects fairly early, I would predict 15 minutes. She clocked out 18 minutes ago, so even if she left exactly at that time she would have certainly crashed her car on the way home. The nearest residence is 8 minutes away from here, we’re in a complete shopping district. There’s only two cars out here and neither have a passed out driver, so I would bet she didn’t eat any of it. Also, the only spoon out here is still wrapped in plastic, “ Spencer analyzed.

Morgan sighed, “Well what do we even do then?”

Before Spencer could answer Hotch opened the back door. “We got him.”

Spencer turned to Morgan, “I’m sure her phone number is somewhere inside, I say we call her and make sure she’s ok. She probably doesn’t even know this is happening right now.”

So he did find your phone number, and although he initially pushed the phone to Morgan, he just chuckled and pushed it back.

“No way pretty boy. You’re the know-it-all with all that profiling out there, you can call her,” and before he could protest Morgan left, so Spencer was left to call you.

And strangely, for it being the first time he would ever interact with the love of his life, he thought nothing of it.

And that was the first time you had met Spencer Reid.

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The second time was years and years later, when you were waitressing night shifts to make extra money. You had never forgotten meeting Spencer Reid the first time, but this was the first time you would ever see his face.

You were slightly concerned when you got a call from a man, whose name you had now long forgotten, claiming he worked for the FBI. Although you weren’t incredibly surprised to hear your manager committed such heinous crimes against children, you were taken aback by how close you had come to becoming one of his victims.

But that was 9 years ago. In your college days it became a fun story you told at frat parties, but you were 25 now. Sometimes you would think about the incident when you couldn’t sleep, and if you were feeling feisty you would use it as an icebreaker or a “two truths, one lie” statement, but otherwise you didn’t really think about it.

You had plenty of other things to worry about, in fact, that’s exactly why you worked so much. It was so much easier to forget when you were constantly preoccupied with complaining customers and terribly awkward blind dates.

You had just sat this man, incredibly handsome, however it was clear he was on some kind of date. His reservation was for two, and he spent way too much time adjusting his clothes and table setting for him to not be trying to impress someone special. He also brought a gift, which judging by the packaging and shape, seemed to be some kind of wrapped book.

Even though he was 15 minutes early for his own reservation, he still looked really nervous, almost like he already believed she might not show up. You couldn’t help yourself, you had to go talk to him.

“Anyone ever tell you you should model?” you started with.

He looked up “Excuse me?”

“Sorry for being so bold, you just look so familiar,” he weirdly sounded very familiar as well, but you didn’t tell him that. “Are you sure you haven’t modeled? You have excellent bone structure. I bet you could.”

He laughed to himself, “yeah I’m sure.”

“Well your date is very lucky either way. I wish I had a boyfriend as handsome as you. Actually I wish I had a boyfriend period, but that’s a whole other story.”

He chuckled, and although you knew in your heart that you shouldn’t be flirting with him considering he was 15 minutes away from being actively on a date talking to him made you feel something you hadn’t felt in a long time. “What happened with your boyfriend? Do I even dare ask?”

“Well I kind of always knew he wasn’t super interested in me, but I really liked him, so I did my best to ignore his wandering eyes,” you sighed. “That didn’t stop him from leaving me for his coworker though.”

“That’s terrible.”

You smirked, “That’s not even the worst part, he broke up with me over a 27 second phone call. He didn’t even let me respond, he just kind of hung up.”

“I’m sorry, no one deserves that. Especially not you. I’ve only been talking to you for a couple minutes and I can tell that.”

“Oh really? What makes you so sure?”

“I’m pretty good at reading people.”

You smiled, “Well I should probably stop flirting with you now, considering your date hasn’t even started yet. And don’t worry, she’ll show, you’re so handsome she’d be stupid not to.”

He looked confused. “You were flirting with me?”

You laughed, “I thought you were good at reading people?”

He smiled back at you, and it made your heart soar, this silly, pure goofy smile that made you want to replace his date and have dinner with him right then and there.

You walked back to your hostess stand. A couple minutes later you noticed the handsome stranger on the phone. You thought nothing of it until later when a woman came in, clearly nervous, holding a gift bag.

“Can you give this to Spencer Reid for me please?” You recognized the name, the man you were just speaking with had filed his reservation under it.

“Um, yeah sure, aren’t you going to go in? He’s at that table over the-” but before you could finish your sentence the woman was gone. Your heart sank, poor Spencer, how could someone drop their date off a gift but stand them up anyway? That’s just cold.

When you get up to bring the gift to him, he’s already heading out of the restaurant himself.

“Sir? Spencer? Dr. Reid?” he turned his head. “A lady came in and dropped this off for you.”

His face dropped, it almost looked like he was about to cry. “Thank you,” he said as he looked up at you before leaving.

He ran out the door, both gifts in hand and whipped his head around a few times before sighing and speeding off in one direction. Even before you learned what happened after that and leading up to it, you felt terrible for the handsome stranger.

How could you not for someone so clearly distressed? Someone so clearly in love?

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7 years and a divorce later you were spending your Saturday in a park, strangely contemplating love itself. Although you barely remember that night all those years ago when you spoke to Spencer, he did. Vividly. In fact, on this Saturday you both were in a public park, contemplating your many failed attempts at true love.

It was your first wedding anniversary without your husband. Although you had only been married for two years, you still were having a hard time navigating life without him. 

You started to wonder if you would ever find the true love you had been wishing for since your youth. Was 32 too late? Had you lived out all of your opportunities?

When you were little your mother had told you that all soulmates were attached at the left ring fingers, by small, incredibly thin strands of gold string, invisible to the naked eye. She insisted that these strings were constantly trying to pull you and your soulmate together, and that when life was ready for you two to meet, you would. 

Until then, you would have small, mindless interactions. Things you wouldn’t think about, maybe even things that weren’t interactions at all. You would get the same commercial jingle stuck in your head. You would both get an intense craving for the same food. You’d have the same dream. 

As a kid you were obsessed with this idea, you thought it was so romantic, and you fully believed everything your mom told you about it. You always asked her for more stories, and at bedtime you refused to sleep unless she would tell you more.

But now you were sure soulmates, true love even, didn’t exist. The invisible pretty gold strings your mother weaved fantastic stories with were completely fabricated. If they weren’t, you would have seen the clues by now.

Right?

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Spencer Reid was given an assignment from his therapist. He had to spend his Saturday off trying to interact with a stranger. Making friends with someone other than his colleagues may seem like a simple task for some, but it was something the young genius had almost no experience with.

He understood that it was probably for the best. He wasn’t exactly great with relationships of any kind, but especially not romantic ones. It didn’t take a genius to know that a couple of flirtations, a dead girlfriend he had only seen once, and a long time unrequited (or at least he thought unrequited) infatuation with his best friend and godsons’ mother was not a very great track record.

He, just like you, was also beginning to believe that he was hopeless when it came to love. That 38 was too old, that his time to meet someone and have the children he dreamed of had long passed.

But right as he was about to call JJ, to see if she would invite him in on the case Garcia had started to work on, he saw you.

Unlike you, he remembered your face and your interaction vividly. That almost date with Maeve was one of the biggest defining moments of his life, and what are the chances that the waitress from that very night was now less than 30 feet away from him, reading under the green leaves of a tree.

He wasn’t going to say anything, until he saw the book you were reading.

The Narrative of John Smith.

It must have been a sign, for what he wasn’t exactly sure yet, but it just had to mean something. The universe had to be reaching out to him, he had experienced crazier things.

And just as he was about to walk over to you, to close the gap between the gold strings tied around your ring fingers, a child interrupted his train of thought.

“That’s a strange haircut.”

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Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid were finally reuniting after many years. They barely got to see each other these days, but even though he was teaching and working at the BAU, Spencer still was willing to clear his schedule to second Derek suggested they meet up.

Morgan was excited as well, both to see his friend and to hopefully help him get a date. Sure, he had liked what he had heard about Max, but he wasn’t exactly surprised it had only lasted a couple months between her and Spencer. They just seemed too different.

Plus, now he got the chance to play wingman again, and he was ecstatic about that. Spencer not so much.

“I don��t know Morgan, it’s only been a couple months since we broke up. Wouldn’t it be too early to start talking to other people?”

“Pretty boy, you and I both know that the rate in which you’ve had relationships is not even close to the average. You need to balance that out somehow.”

Spencer sighed, he knew Derek was right, but he still felt strange.

“Morgan, have you ever heard of the red string of fate?”

“No, but I’m sure I’m about to hear all about it.”

“It’s an East Asian philosophy, based on the discovery that the ulnar artery connects the heart with the pinky finger, actually that’s where the belief in pinky promises come from. The reason it’s integrated in so many different cultures is that-”

“Kid, you’re losing me here,” Morgan interrupted. “Finish your thing about the string.”

“Oh yeah, sorry. It’s the idea that human relations are predestined by a red string that the gods tie to the pinky fingers of those who find each other in life. Legend has it that the two people connected by this thread will have an important story, regardless of the time, place or circumstances. The red string might get tangled, contracted or stretched, as surely often happens, but it can never break. Essentially, the idea is that although we might not realize it, our lives move in a pre-ordained direction, guided by invisible strings that are woven into the fabric of the Universe itself. And all the while, the red thread connecting us to our distant soulmates is getting shorter.”

“Well it’s an interesting theory kid, but it’s a lot to think about. I mean, we’re in a bar, let loose a little bit. Not every interaction has to be about getting closer to your soulmate. And sure, maybe you’ll meet them one day, maybe even soon. But you’re here now, and just because your one true love may not be, doesn’t mean it’s not worth it to be here.”

Spencer sighed, “You’re right. I don’t even know if I believe in that anyway, maybe I’m just looking for something to explain this all.

Derek patted his friend on the shoulder, “okay pretty ricky, this is how it’s about to go down. I’m going to buy you two drinks. You’re going to take both of them, and go find someone, anyone here to go talk to.”

“Ok, I think I can do that. Who?”

Derek looked around, trying to find who he believed would be the best match for his friend. “How about her?” he asked, pointing at you.

Spencer couldn’t believe it when he looked. There you were, the girl, the one he had met three times before, even if he could only remember two. The woman he knew was some sort of universe sent sign that Saturday he saw you underneath the greenery. The girl he was so close to talking to before he was interrupted by Max’s nephew. The woman who (and he obviously did not know this at the time) he would marry 3 years later. The one who would carefully knit the baby blankets for all of their friends and exes. The one who he would adopt 3 children with. The woman who, he was now sure, was at the other end of his invisible string. The girl he needed to talk to right now.

“Is it just me,” Morgan said, “Or does she look kind of familiar?”

“Yes,” Spencer responded, “yes she does.” He got up quickly and started making strides towards you.

“Wait!” Morgan called, “You forgot your drinks!”

“I don’t need them!” he shouted back. When he sat down next to you, you smiled. It made his heart soar, you had this silly, pure goofy smile that made him want to ask you out right then and there.

Instead he settled on the only conversation starter he could think of.

“Have you ever heard of the invisible string story?”

And you couldn’t help but laugh.

“A string that pulled me Out of all the wrong arms right into that dive bar Something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire Chains around my demons, wool to brave the seasons One single thread of gold tied me to you”

- Thank you for reading! Please reblog and let me know what you think :))

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[soerra]

For all you procrastinators out there:

Do you ever need to find good music while rushing to finish an assignment, but your usual lofi study beats don’t quite fit the stressful mood? Do you not only need the impending doom upon you to motivate you, but also songs that will pump you up?Here are five songs that literally always will make you work incredibly fast and efficiently. Trust me. They work. Its like witchcraft.

(notice how most of these are from video games/anime-- it’s almost as if they were composed just to GET THAT ADRENALINE RUSHING)

#5

 Giorno’s theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MtOpB5LlUA

I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream that you will listen to this on loop and immediately finish your assignment in on time.

#4 

Dream speedrun music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaBpyvKjQjs

Speedrunning an assignment has never felt cooler.

#3 

You say run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwACoXnNcwg

You Say Run goes with everything, even schoolwork

#2

Coconut mall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R93Uy0dQazE

Mario Kart PTSD somehow works really well when stressing abt school

#1

Megalovania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDgQdr8ZkTw

THIS. THIS ON LOOP WILL GET ANYTHING DONE. BELIEVE ME.

Use this information wisely :)

#procrastination #giorno giovanna #jojos bizarre adventure #dreamwastaken #manhunt #minecraft #homework tips #homework help #you say run #hy hero academia #you say run goes with everything #kiribaku #bakudeku #tododeku #mario kart #undertale #sans #megalovania

[afairytalestray]

Tuggoffelees for the ship ask

aaaah THEY!

How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?

11/10

What non sexual activities do they like to do together?

Dancing, definitely. They have the dances they do individually and with a group in public, but when it’s just them it’s a lot slower and more romantic! They also like to read together in a human AU, and when I say read together, I mean Misto will be reading something and Tugger will flop in his lap and read alongside him and huff if he tries to turn the page before he’s finished. They then engage in a spirited debate over their opinions of the book.

Who does chores around the house?

They both do, but on the surface it looks like only Tugger because Misto “cheats” by using his magic to get his done faster. Misto does not consider this cheating.

Who’s the better cook?

Tugger by a mile. It’s a comforting thing for him, and he really enjoys experimenting with new flavours which are somehow always delicious. He cooks for his dad and brother when they’re stressed, and all the time for Misto. It’s one of the main ways he shows his affection. He always puts a lot of effort into what he makes for Misto, who could literally burn water. It started as a (successful) way to impress him, and now it’s just something he really enjoys doing for him.

Misto was something of a spoiled little kitten, who grew up under the care of his rich uncle Bustopher, and as a result never really learned how to make edible food for himself. After witnessing Misto in the kitchen one single time Tugger takes over for the sake of both of their survival.

Who’s the funniest drunk?

Probably Tugger. Drunk Misto is really giggly and affectionate, but drunk Tugger is like regular Tugger turned up to max. He’s louder, flirtier, will hype anyone to do anything. He literally is that meme where he’ll ask Misto if he’s single and cry when he says no. 

Do they have kids?

Nope! It’s something neither of them have ever felt much of a desire/need to do. They’re really happy with just each other, and feel like their situation is perfect the way it is. They both like kids/kittens, and enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, but they both love giving them back to their parents at the end of the day!

(I know this is a super popular hc, and I respect and appreciate everyone and their ocs, but I just don’t vibe with it~)

Do they have any traditions?

Date night is sacred, and cannot be altered for any man or beast. They both love bonfire night as well. Although it’s a bit loud, they love watching the colourful fireworks! They always bring a picnic and cuddle up outside under a blanket together and it is soft and adorable.

What do they fight about?

They don’t tend to fight really, they both have a bit of a bad history with that, and so will escape the situation if it seems to be leading that way. Their arguments usually form around Misto overworking himself to the point of illness or injury, and Tugger closing himself off and not communicating when something is wrong.

What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one)

They both think it’s amazing and hilarious! They start a contest of sorts in which they print out some fan art and hang it somewhere and see how long it takes the other to notice. This has led to many awkward moments with visitors.

Who cried at the end of Marley and me?

Tugger bawled like a baby and had to be cuddled for hours by a slightly disturbed Misto, who agreed that yes, Tugger, it was very sad, but you know it’s not real, right? It’s been several hours, Tugger, it’s important to me that you know that.

Who always wins at Mario kart?

9/10 times Tugger, with the exception of Coconut Mall, which Misto has never lost at. It keeps Tugger up at night.

One thing I like about this ship?

They👏just👏love👏each👏other👏so👏much👏 For real they’re just so well matched and so good for each other. Misto is a really good grounding point for Tugger, and Tugger makes sure Misto gets the attention he deserves!

One thing I don’t like about the ship?

God, is there anything I don’t love about this ship?? I really don’t think there is! Himbo rockstar x sassy magician forever <3

The song I would say fits them?

I have a whole playlist lol but I’ll go with Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen for all my failed dreams of a Dirty Dancing AU

Another headcanon about the paring?

Tugger keeps everything Misto has ever given him ever. I can’t throw out this dead flower, Munk, did you even hear me say that Misto gave it to me?? He keeps momentos of their dates and significant moments as well as gifts in a special secret box. Misto will often pick up little trinkets if he thinks Tugger will like them. He doesn’t quite realise how much Tugger actually treasures them until one day he finds a sparkly little plastic pendant from a human kid’s necklace, and Tugger immediately attaches it to his collar and never takes it off. When it breaks he’s genuinely devastated and Misto has to reassure him that he’s not mad at him for it breaking. Misto is really touched when he learns how much Tugger values his gifts and I’m going to stop waffling now!

#cats the musical #tuggoffelees #my headcanons #ask

[izchone]

IM ON THAT GLITCH MODE😁😁

glitch mode ranking bc lynnetwin @renjunn1es did it😛 THIS IS ALL BASED OFF OF FIRST LISTEN GUYS DONT BASH ME

glitch mode: honestly this was such a great title track only thing about it was the anti drop kind of caught me off guard like🙁 idk the pre chorus was so good like the scratch that bring it back shook shook hah made me so😛😛😛😛 and then…. antidrop🙁 IM SO SORRY but jeno ate this up NO LIE. also VOCAL LINE????? HELLO?????? solid 8.5/10 first listen this will change ofc

fire alarm: WE. HOP OUT. THE COUP. jaemin ate sang devoured this. OMG JISUNG ON THIS TRACK GOES CRAZY i love the edm vibes it’s a very new genre for dream to try and they absolutely slayed 7/10 fosho

arcade: ……. roblox music. IM SO SORRY I JUST HAD TO SAY IT. not my fav but it’s so dream lit invented gaming intro music so 6.5/10!!

it’s yours: LET ME TELL YOU I IMMEDIATELY PUT THIS INTO MY PLAYLIST I SCREAMED WHEN CHENLE SANG HE IS SIIIIIIINGING VOCAL LINE SANG OMG I LIT LOVE THIS SONG ITS SO DANDY GIVING MIDDAY WALK AT THE PARK 9/10

teddy bear: TEDDY. BEAR. LYNNE YOUR WRONG I LOVE THIS SONG MORE TYAN YOU. THEY ALL DEVOURED????? I LOVE WHEN THEY DO RANDB THEY ARE SO GOOD THIS SONG IS SO CUTE RENJUN ATE HAECHAN ATE I LOVE THEM ALL I!!!!!! LIT!!!!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FAV EVER I LOVE LOVE LOVE I WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS SONG. ON REPEAT ALL DAY 10/10

replay: I SWEAR THEY PUT SOMETHING IN THIS PART OF THE ALBUM THIS IS SO GOOD???????? ITS SO CUTE ALSO GIVING AT THE PARK EXCEPT I WILL BE SPEEDING MY FEET ON THAT SIDEWALK. I AM PLAYING THIS WITH ITS YOURS ALWAYS DUH RENJUN. OH MY GOSH 9.5/10

saturday drip: i turned into a hot girl☹️ THIS WAS MY FACE THE WHOLE TIME LISTENING TO THIS IS THE CAR😛😛😛 I WAS GETTING HYPED JAEMIN IS SO. JENO??????? JENO OUTDID WHAT YOU DOIN ON THE WEEKEND 9/10

better than gold: I AM SNAPPING MY FINGERS. CHENLE. UGH!!!!!!!! HE SANG HES ALWAYS SINGING I LOVE THIS SONG IT IS SO GOOD I WILL BE DANCING MY ASS OFF TO THIS SONG BRB. 9.5/10 THIS SECTION OF THE ALBUM IS JUST SO!!!!!!!!!!

drive: i am driving😒 it was giving irreplaceable i will def be putting this song in a car commercial with road trip 6.5/10

never goodbye: NO ONE. I WILL TELL YOU NO ONE WILL LIKE THIS SONG MORE THAN ME. CHENLE. HE IS JUST SO. this is not favoritism i promise BUT. DEF TOPPED BE THERE FOR YOU SORRY HAD TO SAY IT LOVE IT STILL BUT!!!!! MADE IT TO MY FLOAT PLAYLIST IN A MATTER OF MILLISECONDS 10/10 ATE THIS UP!!!!!!

rewind: mariokart music🤭🤭 ITS SO CUTE THOUGH ITS DANDY i WILL be playing coconut mall while listening to this 7.5/10

overall: best tracks off of first listen never goodbye, teddy bear, and better then gold my top three‼️this comeback was so good though!!! i love it sm what can you expect from dream i give the whole album a solid 8/10💪

#chenle and jeno though….. #JAEMIN TOO?????? #they all ate this up honestly #like they all had really good parts #love love love this album esp bc they all shined!! #lianne.says!!

[jaunes-hoodie-my-beloved]

hi!! how are you doing? could you maybe do some music taste headcanons for the bakusquad? 🥺

Hi! How are you? Thanks for asking, I'm doing fine! Sorry about the late answer, I just have a random music taste and don't know many songs so this got me thinking, y'know? But it was really fun!

Alright so I'm doing classic bakusquad (bakugou, kirishima, mina, sero, denki) + shinsou and Jirou.

BAKUGOU

-Okay so. I think that he has the most complicated taste, right? Because there's many styles that would fit him.

-In one hand, we've got songs with a lot of power and focus on drums, most of which he listened to while learning to play. Nice rhythm, kinda a vibe, right?

-Then there's also part of me that says like, he's got a couple songs that remind him of their friends. Buy they're all kinda very energetic in a "this song SLAPS"

-Has a secret playlist which while it's algo a bit heavy, just had some lyrics he can scream. Whether that means sad lyrics or just rage, that's for you to never know because he won't let anyone find out (it's both tbh)

-Hums and taps a lot so of course Jirou ends up knowing what he listens to.

-All in all has a pretty good taste in music but it's not really for you unless you like that kind of beat.

-Definitely picked up a couple songs from his time with Best Jeanist and whenever someone hears that it's a little shocking because uh, very different styles I suppose.

KIRISHIMA

-Some normal stuff I'd say. Just gives me the vibe of "unironically includes the Shrek song in his playlist". I KNOW IT HAS A NAME I don't know what it is tho.

-Will vibe to anything but really just likes something he can sing to. Unlike Bakugou's "just drum along", Kiri is more of a "I am going to sing and you can't stop me"

-Which is why he has a pretty good range but like. Uh, like instead of being really good at like either high pitched or low or whatever, he's fairly good at all of them.

-Okay so I think he'd be the one who finds a good portion of his playlist through memories, y'know? Instead of going through like recommended stuff, he vibes more to things he can remember fondly. Say, a movie he really liked, or the one song that played during the best day of hanging out, stuff like that.

-Likes meme songs, as long as they're good to him AKA they fit his taste. He'll like never gonna give you up, but he won't really listen to the distraction dance a lot.

-YOU KNOW THOSE MELANCHOLIC SONGS? the ones that are like almost rock but not quite?? Those ones.

MINA

-Ok so a long time ago I saw an edit of the squad singing bubble pop electric and that scenario lives rent free in my head now.

-What I mean is that she listens to like, things to vibe and dance to, and generally goes more ln the trendy side than Bakugou or Kiri do.

-This doesn't exclude genres. Like, if she can dance to it and likes it's vibe, it's going in the playlist. Also sings along a lot, so she and Kiri usually alternate between singing.

-I feel like she'd enjoy the random background music from videos she sees and is like "oh? That slaps" and just finds it so she can vibe to it.

-Has a couple of rather emotional songs that when she sings them, everyone is just like 👁️👄👁️ because she sings so beautifully and with such feeling it gives the song an extra layer of wow, nice.

SERO

-Has quite a number of songs that are the vibe of "remind me of home" and it's a very diverse playlist but it's actually really good.

-In fact, he likes listening to those compilations of "songs that remind you of X year at X place" or whatever.

-Definitely some lo-fi or something nice to vibe to whenever he or his friends are stressed or just wanna hang out and chill.

-I feel like he also listens to some like, acoustic guitar covers of songs or something... I mean just a song he likes in a nice vibe? Go for it.

-Has a couple meme or videogame songs there too, some of them were definitely Denki's recommended, but they were pretty good songs and they're very nice.

-I don't know how to describe this, but sometimes his and Shinsou's playlists have a similar energy even if they don't share a single song (though there's usually a couple songs they both enjoy and sing)

DENKI

-Electronic music is, as you'd expect, a good portion of his playlist. However since I don't really know about that kind of music I can't say much further.

-Meme! Songs! And in this case, it included things like the Coconut Mall song, the don't be suspicious audio, etc. (Can you tell I'm projecting?)

-Of course, trendy songs. Some of them stay on the playlist temporarily, some stay forever.

-Once again I'm projecting. He has a TON of playlists but they're like, actually tried to make one and gave up halfway through because he started saving memes.

-So the playlist that he's got that actually work and he can just put it on and vibe to music without scrolling three hours of memes, are playlists made for him.

-Has some songs that no one ever heard of before but they're absolute bangers too.

-And of course sweet Caroline. That reblog lives rent free in my head now.

SHINSOU

-I have NO idea what his general music taste could be, but I can name a few things I can see.

-Some sad songs to vibe to (Nobody by Mitski, Goodbye to the World (yes the among us song), uh... My music knowledge is lacking tbh. Polish cow! Which he found via Denki I guess)

-Wont admit it but he actually has a couple songs that he found from his dads' playlists. Which I don't know what they are like but you get the idea.

-Will vibe with everyone's music, honestly. They have good taste, yeah, but it's also the "oh I'm too nervous about sharing my music" feeling.

-Also likes specific playlists like Sero does, mostly as background vibes while he does something else.

-ASMR. But like the ones with like keyboard typing, writing on paper, etcetera. The sound of company. But this is mostly whenever he can't just vibe around his cats or get like a group hang out session.

-A couple songs for kids (Eri) that are actually a bop.

JIROU

-Guitar and voice. Like people just grabbing a guitar and singing, whatever that's called. Mostly low-pitched or very melodic.

-A couple of songs that snuck into her playlist after making one for everyone else. And some she added on her own because her friends have good taste.

-Romantic songs!! Personally, I'd like to think she has soft love songs that remind her of Yaomomo, or that Momo herself sent her.

-Movies and series soundtracks. The whole thing of creating a vibe throughout the entire soundtrack is something she likes to see.

-Maybe includes a couple songs of her own when she really likes how they turned out or if she poured a lot of emotions into it. Embarrassed if someone finds out though.

Thanks for the ask!! Hope you liked it.

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[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #466

“she is the butcher, she wants the air  /  she hides the scars under her hair”

Who do you think cares the most about you? My mom. What do you do when you’re pissed off? Isolate and cry. Have you ever had unprotected sex? Good luck catchin' me do that. What did your mother study at university? Social work. What was the last thing you took a video of? I have zero idea. What is your least favorite kind of weather? Hot and humid weather can actually fuck off. What was the last housework you did? Does changing my cat's litter count? Have you ever had famous neighbors? Not to my knowledge. Have you ever lived in a small community where everyone knew each other? Nope. Have you ever actually drank warm milk? NO EW EW EW EW EW Do you talk to your pets? If you don't, are you REALLY a pet parent??????? Who is a famous person you could see yourself reading a biography about? He's always said he doesn't want to but I really hope Mark writes an autobiography one day alskdjklafjw;ejr Are there any numbers you dislike for any reason? No. What skill that you have do you make most use of? idk man Have you ever done something sexual that you regret? Nah. Have you ever said anything to the last person you kissed that you regret? No. Have you ever ate so much you puked? No. Do you care about what others think of your physical appearance? Sometimes/some places yes, other times/places, no. Would you rather eat cookies or brownies? It would probably change with what I'm feeling, but I lean towards a nice center piece brownie. :^) If you’re out late, where are you likely to be? This literally never happens. Do you ever visit your mall’s arcade (if it has one)? Our mall is lame as fuck. It definitely doesn't have one. What’s your absolute favorite topic to discuss? Mark, lmao. What is your least favorite topic to discuss? Politics. Have you ever been confined to a wheelchair? "Confined" seems like a strong word, but a nurse did give me one at the doctor's office when I massively tore a ligament in my foot and could barely walk at all. If you have a job, who’s your closest friend at work? Don't remind me that I don't have a job. Have you told anyone you love them today? Not yet, but I'm sure I will later. Have you ever worked in an office? No, but I guess that's what I'm going to wind up going for once I'm ready to job-hunt again... It feels sad that I'm actually aiming for the cubicle life now just because my interaction with people would be much more limited than with most other jobs. Who does the grocery shopping in your house? My mom. Do you prefer margarine or butter, and why? I don't even know if I'd recognize the taste difference. Have you ever been in serious trouble at work or school? No. Do you have any strange fears or phobias that you’re embarrassed of? That I'm embarrassed of, no. Can you smell anything right now? No. Have you ever tried coconut water? No. Which Asian country would you like to visit the most? Idk. Maybe Japan? How old were your parents when they got engaged? I have no idea. Have you ever done a first aid course? No. If so, would you be prepared to perform CPR if necessary? No. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room? No. Just the idea grosses me out. Where is your next vacation? Couldn't tell ya, buddy. Which are better black or green olives? I'm not a fan of black olives, and I won't even TRY green ones. They just look so fucking disgusting to me. Does your car have a backup camera? Mom's doesn't. Have either of your parents ever been in trouble with the law? No. Do you have a preferred brand of bottled water? Essentia. Is your skin more oily, dry, or combination? It's a combination depending on the location. Where did you meet your current significant other? High school band. What kind of house do you wish you lived in? One that's in the woods. What was the last compliment you received from an old lady? I don't have a clue. Do you know how to cut hair? Properly, no. Have you ever had a classmate die? I believe maybe once? If you have a song stuck in your head, what is it? I recently discovered "Foxy, Foxy" by Rob Zombie and it's Good Stuff. Do you tend to space out a lot? Very much so. What people have changed your life for the better? My parents, my psychiatrist, a PHP therapist, Sara, debatably Jason... Have you ever had any kind of dangerous addiction? What’s this addiction? Caffeine, I guess. Are your parents still married, divorced, or split up? Like this decision? They're divorced, and while it sucks for your parents to split up, it's a decision that I definitely approve of given all they ever did was fight when I was growing up. Them staying together would've been very destructive. Have you ever heard of Hollywood Undead? Do you like them? Well yeah, and I like a large number of songs to where I'd consider myself a fan. I actually had a shirt in high school. Has anyone ever called you a coward before? Who called you that? I don't believe so. Are you a Jeffree Star fan? Or no? Do you think he’s awesome/dumb? Honestly, yes. Like he's done dumb shit, but has more than sufficiently apologized for it in my opinion and changed his behavior for the better. I also - astonishingly - like his music quite a bit. As well, his work ethic is fucking INCREDIBLE, like extremely admirable. Has your grandmother ever made you anything? Not including cookies. I don't think so. I don't even think she ever liked me. Do you disgust anyone? Did they tell you that? Why is this, anyways? Not that I know of. When was the last time you cried, and why (if you want to share)? I don't remember, actually. Probably just about life. Who was the last person who was rude to you? *shrug* Do you have a relationship with God? lol no, and even if I believed in him, I wouldn't have a remotely decent opinion of that entity. Is weed legal in your state? No. Have you ever thrown up in class? In kindergarten, yes. What is something that you used to be ashamed of, but now you’re not? As a kid, being a girl, I was so embarrassed by liking Pokemon. Now, I am literally wearing an Eeveelutions shirt and went out in public lmao. I couldn't care less about loving them cuties. Have you ever walked outside in below zero weather? No; I've never experienced those temperatures. Have you ever held a newborn baby? Yes, but I was sitting down. I would be WAY too scared of dropping a baby otherwise. Are a ton of your Facebook friends getting married and having kids now? I legitimately think most of my friends on there already have kids and/or are married/engaged. It's triggering sometimes and was a massive motivator for me taking a break from there. What’s something you believe in that most people don’t? So uh, I hope this doesn't sound insensitive given how it just passed, but I 100% believe the U.S. government was to some extent involved in 9/11. There is an incredible amount of evidence when you do the research. Is there anyone who’s dear in your heart who’s going down the wrong path? I worry about one of my good friends quite a bit. She is horribly addicted to pot (like, she admits it) in a state where it's not legal, and I'm concerned she'll face legal repercussions eventually. She also dates an absolute lowlife asshole, but they've been together for a very long time, and I just worry about how that might damage her later down the road. Do you get enough sleep? God, it never feels like it. What’s something you wish you would have known sooner? That college wouldn't work for me. Like, I dropped out of three. I do NOT want to know the debt I'm in. What’s the next big project you plan to start? Idk. Possibly something for Girt's birthday because Mom really pissed me off and doesn't want to spend *any*thing to help me get something for him. Is that bad on my end? Like she pointed out he knows I don't work, but like... come on. He's my bf, one of my greatest friends ever, and you can't spare anything? I really don't know if that's selfish or not; it's just that if I get him nothing, I will feel like ACTUAL garbage. So making something may just be my only option. I just dunno what... Do you think you were cute in your baby pictures? omg yes, idk what happened Do you remember pre-school? A lot of it, yes. My long-term memory is pretty damn amazing. Would you allow your children to date prior to 16? Yes. Does your town have a farmer’s market? I think so? Which app on your phone do you tend to get the most notifications from? Pokemon GO, lol. How old were you when you met your current best friend? Around 11. What is something you gave up on after many failed attempts? Photography is coming real fuckin close. I've been trying to go somewhere with that for YEARS. Would you rather read a book, or listen to the audiobook? Physically read. I think my attention would stray listening to an audiobook. Do you think tomorrow will be a better day than today? It's possible, idk. I had a doctor's appointment today that absolutely slaughtered my mood, so I feel fucking horrific, but Girt is also coming over today, and I'm sure he'll cheer me up. I won't see him tomorrow, so that's a bummer. With which friend are you most likely to share a secret? Sara. What is the last thing you complained about? It's hot as shit outside. Is there a show you swear that you will never watch? 13 Reasons Why. What was the last topic that you ranted about? Anti-vax bullshit. Who is the most sensitive person that you know? Bitch, me. Have you ever had a tooth (or teeth) pulled? No. What did you do last Halloween? Literally nothing on the actual holiday. :/ Fire drills: Did you ever wish they were real… just once? ... To get out of school, yes. :x What was the last thing that you felt strongly about? I am still positively livid about Texas' "heartbeat bill." Fuck that place and fuck that law. What is one insecurity you have about your body? Um, everything???? What is one part of your body that you are proud of? Nothing????

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