#dislocated hip

[thoughtsonhurtandcomfort]

dislocated & whimper + daero or shae?

from this list!

sorry it took a while. I'm not 100% back writing wise yet. Or even 50% really :')

Content Warnings: tiny whump, failed escape attempt, falling from a height, dislocated joints, capture

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In his hurried escape from a human's garage, Shae abandons all caution or sense. The faerie scrambles through the clutter of an old wooden shelf, dodging tools and containers, heading towards a small, partly open window

A sudden splinter pierces his bare feet and Shae topples forward into a messy pile of twine. Thinking he's been caught, he struggles and thrashes, and in doing so only tangles his little limbs further.

Hurry, gotta hurry...he'll be back at any moment...

Shae gives up trying to free himself and continues his frantic dash to freedom, stumbling the whole way. The twine goes with him, all but a knotted loop at the end that catches on a nail in the wood.

At the last moment, just as he's about to reach the window sill, Shae stumbles. Instead of dropping out through the window, he finds himself falling down through a gap between the shelf and the wall.

The tangle of string around his body catches him at the edge for just a moment. One small moment of hope before it unwinds, sending Shae spiraling downward like a yo-yo. He can't even brace himself.

Mere inches before impact the loose twine runs out and snaps taut. The places where it is looped around the faerie's limbs tighten and end his fall abruptly.

The sharp and sudden stop knocks the breath from him. At the same time there are multiple pops accompanied by bursts of pain in both shoulders and one hip. It's so much, so fast, so painful, that he can't catch his breath again and passes out.

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That was hours ago.

Shae is awake now, and desperately wishes he wasn't.

"There you are."

The low voice rumbles far too close; the human's shadow blocks out the light from the open door.

A large hand reaches for him. It closes around him and pulls. The twine strains but doesn’t snap.

Shae feels like he might snap. The low simmering pain in his swollen joints rages. His mouth falls open. He can’t - can’t breathe - 

When the human finally pulls him free Shae is dizzy with pain and nearly blacks out again. His limbs dangle limp from the man’s grip, adorned with rings of rope burn.

With what little breath he has he tries to beg for mercy, for gentleness...but all that comes out is a whimper.

#tiny whump #falling #dislocation #dislocated joints #dislocated shoulder #dislocated hip #trapped #captured #failed escape attempt #swelling #rope burn #pain #whump writing #my writing #my ocs #shae #prompt fill

[rebelsouledheart]

Well then

My hip has been hurting these past few days.

And I’m just like

well hi there, hello there hip.

I haven’t thought about you in such a long time.

You haven’t shouted at me in like forever!

I kinda thought you were aligned.

But my hip gets it. There were other priorities it was allowing me to tend to first.

Our bodies are designed to be kind and that’s a beautiful beautiful thing.

My hip is demanding some attention and attention it will get.

#alignment #dislocated hip #yin yoga

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

#Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #who let him be this handsome #im calling the authorities #i don't know who they are but i'm calling them #HIS LIL SCARS #and bless every line on your face #they're all beautiful and sacred #EXCUSE ME BUT THE NOSE™ #me impatiently waiting for a clear cut kiss on the nose™ #clearly everyone is just dumb #the look in the second gif #im more open than Motel 6 #like bout to dislocate my hip

[macksartblock]

I’ve been stressed about an upcoming family vacation so here’s some dumb work sketches that amuse me

#I’m battling demons (pre-plane jitters and gender presentation lol) #also that fucking ‘we gotta kill this guy’ ‘damn’ meme with old and recent comfort characters is so funny to me #dndads #follow ups to a previous sketch post involving hell sibling bonding and sparrows aforementioned dislocated hip moment #the idea of the kiddads going to a house party and whatever drunken/high shenanigans that ensued amuse me to no end #hermie the unworthy #nick close #nicky swift #sparrow oak garcia #grant wilson #my artwork #I’m hoping I can crank out at least one more digital piece before I leave but this weeks a little busy lol we’ll see

[grirnoires]

palo and talm om their wedding day. for most omau dokjidh couples, the bride moves away from her village and into the home of her husband. however, talm has a disability that requires a close network of care and moving away wasnt an option, so she married her childhood friend and now lives only a few houses away from her parents.

#its ehlers danlos btw. shes not using crutches here but know she dislocates her hips about 5 seconds later and needs to lay down #worldbuilding project #oc: talm #phone art

[sockendrache]

Headcanon that the Tsaritsa is perpetually crying

Hear me out:

for some reason I imagine that the Tsaritsa is constantly crying- not even with the typical ‘crying noises’. Just, always shedding tears.

1, because it makes me feel all mushy to imagine the Archon of Love constantly crying for her people

2, because it’s kinda funny

Y’know. Snezhnaya is fucking COLD, Childe says you ‘freeze to death’ if you keep standing around. So her tears just freeze instantly and fall on the ground like little glass pearls, and whenever the Tsaritsa goes you just hear the constant clatter of her tears

Imagine if she really just can’t control it, and she’s having some kinda serious meeting with her Harbingers, while the space on the table before her just slowly fills up with frozen tears.

(Dottore keeps reaching over and grabbing a few of them to snack on. Pierro thinks it’s inappropriate to consume the tears of her Majesty, the Tsaritsa doesn’t mind; she’s got plenty to go around.)

People slip on them all the time (most notably Childe lol) because the whole floor in the Palace is covered in them.

Imagine if she has to leave Snezhnaya for some kinda diplomatic bullshit, like. She’s meeting up with Zhongli in Liyue to, idk, discuss their contract, and Zhongli invites her to some tea.

So, they’re sitting in like, idk, Xinyue Kiosk and do important business talk. Xiao squats out on the roof incase something happens (wasn’t Zhongli’s idea. Xiao just showed up and he didn’t have the heart to turn him away.) Childe and Signora sit on either side of the Tsaritsa. Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it.

Then... her Majesty clears her throat. “This... tea.”, she says, staring at the cup with an expression that could be disgust or curiosity. Or both- probably both.

“...yes? Is there something wrong with it? It is a herbal blend from-”

“No, no, it’s quite lovely. But... is it just me, or does it have a slightly... salty note?”

Zhongli looks stunned. (Salty Herbal tea?? Xiangling might be interested in this)

 Next to her, Signora does that ‘nose exhale’ laugh.

Childe slowly puts down his chopsticks (he’s not eating anything. just... practicing.), looks between the cup of tea and her Majesty.

“...your Majesty. The tea is salty because you’re crying right into it.”

“Ah. Yes, I suppose that’s the case.”

Zhongli pours her a new cup of tea. Signora wordlessly starts freezing the Tsaritsa’s tears before they ruin her tea again. Childe (not so subtly) collects the frozen tears in a bag for Dottore to eat later.

Xiao is still sitting on the roof.

#genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin hcs #genshin tsaritsa #the tsaritsa #zhongli #genshin zhongli #signora #genshin signora #genshin childe #tartaglia #genshin tartaglia #headcanons #elaborate shitpost turned fanfiction #TLDR dottore eats tears #thats the most normal thing he does tbh #pierro slipping on some frozen tears and dislocating his hip #old man pierro found unconscious in the hallway #signora gets promoted against her will #someone get xiao off the roof hes scaring the civilians #xiangling makes salty herbal tea the new it girl thing #childes chopstick beef continues

[onii-pamn]

Looked at 1950s issues of harpers bazaar for too long

#I’ve learnt that piers does not really fit with the poses and style #Leon fits perfectly however #it’s because he’s so curvaceous #I can pop out his hip without it looking dislocated #thanks piers #he’d probably fit 60s stuff honestly #leon pokemon #piers pokemon #dnnz #nzdn #darkroyalsshipping #pokémon swsh #pokemon #TotoArt #doodle

[hack-saw2004]

it was 60°f yesterday and 20°f today and oooo ouch ouch every joint in my body is crispy crunchy. anyways fun fact i learned from my sister who is a physical therapist: the reason that people's chronic pain and joint issues get worse with weather changes isn't even because of the weather directly, its the change in air pressure!!

#literally almost dislocated my hip just rolling over in bed #ouch ouch my everything #will be under my heating pad literally all day #chronic illness #ehlers danlos syndrome #disabled #chronic pain #spoonie #it being the air pressure is actually so interesting tho #texas weather changes will be the death of me #chronically ill

[empressofmankind]

My brain: *abusing my physics and life science degree to make educated guesstimates of Croc's weight and the like, For Reasons*

My ovaries: "What about the wani weenie?"

Brain: "I mean, I guess I could"

Brain: *looks up research into human ween morphology and size and circumference spread, spending way too long to figure out what would cause the optical illusion of normal ween size against the backdrop of his frame*

Ovaries: "But what if we just make it big enough so it'll hit his thigh making The Sound TM when walking around butt naked"

Brain:

Brain: "Now you tell me"

Ovaries: "I halp"

#sir crocodile #my poor brain trying to hold down the fort #against the rest of my body just wanting to throw itself at that impending hip dislocation #one piece shitpost #one piece #one piece crocodile #op crocodile #crocodile

[febuwhump]

at least 34 suggestions of "bees" and counting

#at least one 'dislocated hip' #we've hit the amount of responses that means it can no longer show me the results on google forms and now makes me open #them in budget excel

[ineloquent-creature]

i hate EDS like what do u mean i am DISLOCATING joints *passes out*

#one of the hardest things is that only other EDSers can relate… #when u look up hip popping out or ribs slipping it says its not humanly possible… well they forgot abt EDS #*rate ur pain* um when i stand my ribs pop out so i lose my vision what number wld that be?? #hypermobile ehlers danlos #chronic pain #chronic back pain #dislocations #vasovagal syncope #physical disability #medical negligence #mine #vent #text

[lentendays]

Something something Jacob and Esau parallels.

In biblical times Jacob, Abraham's grandson, became known as "Israel" through Years Of Redemption but was for the first part of his life kind of a tool. He was born clinging to his twin brother Esau's heel, much like baby AFO is grabbing onto Yoichi here. (Not sure who's older since AFO is called "older brother" but Yoichi literally means "First son". If we take the First Son interpretation, the parallels with Esau continue.) For that reason he was named Jacob, which means "Heel" or "may God protect" OR "ASSAILANT".

Like AFO sucking the life out of Yoichi and his mother, Jacob grew up jealous of Esau and wanted to take all that he had - and he did. Through tricking Esau, he got Esau's birthright. And by tricking his aging, blind dad, he got his dad's blessing for the firstborn, which his dad was not able to regive to Esau when he asked. Both the most important things a firstborn child could have in those times.

Idk where this is going but it's a cool parallel.

#Ofc later Jacob gets redeemed after a couple decades when he learns the error of his ways and sincerely apologizes to Esau #After a night of literally physically wrestling with God #God dislocated his hip and gave him the name Israel #Esau forgave him coz it had been years #And maybe coz the whole wrestling thing was badass #Karma hit him when *his* sons got so jealous of his fave son Joseph that they sold him(Joseph) into slavery and he believed his kid was dea #Years later Joseph also forgave his bros and rescued them and their dad from famine once he rose from slave to prime minister of Egypt #Bible history is WILD #bnha 407 #afo #yoichi Shigaraki #mha #SPOILERS #israel

[theaologieslibrary]

Me: I just don’t really care for Fourth Wing

Me, a zebra, seeing the dedication in Iron Flame: y’all mind if I WEEP

#as an EDS haver this makes my heart melt #fourth wing #iron flame #bookblr #like I DEEPLY appreciate the representation #I just don’t really care for the plot #but I dislocated my hip last week also so let’s fucking go!!!!

[hyenabrainedpup]

Humping as a part of pet play is so underrated <33

Refusing to touch a puppy until he humps his teddy or his owners leg enough to leave a big wet patch behind. Letting him get so needy and whiny.

Just getting lost in that puppy mindset while you seek pleasure so animalistically is <<<<

#its so good #but also so much effort #i got told to cuddlehump my big teddy once and it was so fun and really got me in a puppymindset #god its effort though i dislocated my hip once bc i was in such a good position and i didnt wanna stop humping it to move my leg #nsft #trans nsft #puppy boy #puppypl4y

[laconicmoon]

🇵🇸low spoons, low income ways to support a free palestine🇵🇸

For many low-income and/or disabled activists, we can't always do the obvious things to support Palestine like donating money or going to protests. I'm compiling this list to remind myself what I *can* do, and I'm hoping it might help some other people too.

Disclaimer: you might not find all of these to be low spoons for you--maybe drawing is physically difficult, or phone calls are distressing. These are just ideas! Please ignore and adapt them to suit your needs and abilities <3

🍉Get creative with stickers, posters, zines, whatever!

Adhesive shipping labels from USPS ship to your house for free (if you live in the US). You can order up to 750 at a time! Draw a Palestinian flag or "Free Gaza" on there and stick them everywhere (it's actually quite easy to vandalize without getting caught).

If you want to go bigger, try a wheatpaste, and if you have access to a printer or copier, leave some zines around (tutorial, canva template). If you are housebound, you can give them to a friend to spread around for you.

You can also make signs and have someone else take them to a protest. If you're a sewist, make a puppet or wearable patches!

🍉Display a Palestinian flag or pro-Palestine sign in your window

If you live in an area where this isn't safe, or if you don't have your own space, assess the risk before you do this. You could also put up a more subtle symbol, such as a watermelon, if you are nervous about backlash.

🍉Contact your reps!

I know people say this all the time, but for my US-based friends, some pointers to make it take as few spoons as possible--

Democracy.io makes it super easy to email both your senators and your representative at the same time.

Faxzero.com allows you to send a fax straight to your reps' printers. Not all of their offices have this enabled, but I've heard faxes are more direct than emails.

If you don't know what to say, you can adapt this template (it's a bit outdated). Or just write "Free Palestine" or "Ceasefire Now." Something is better than nothing!

🍉Participate in phone zaps

Often times, organizations like USPCN or Jewish Voice for Peace will ask for people to call a person or organization to put pressure on them, such as demanding that a university drop charges against student protestors. Monitor those accounts and, if you're up for it, call or leave a message. Or, you could even text the group chat and conduct your own phone zap!

🍉Check out library books about Palestine

You also may be able to request that your library purchase certain titles, or request titles they don't have through interlibrary loan!

🍉Write a letter to the editor

You can write either to a local paper or a school paper, if you're a student or alum. This is a great way to break out of the echo chamber--local papers often have an intergenerational audience.

🍉Send in a public comment to a city council meeting

Many cities have the option to send in a public comment electronically! So if you can't make it to an in-person meeting, this is a good option, especially if your city is trying to pass a ceasefire resolution.

🍉Attend online Jewish Voice for Peace "Power Half-Hour for Gaza"

JVP's Power Half-Hours are a wonderful space to grieve, process, and build stamina for the fight to come. Monday through Friday, 3pm ET/ 12pm PT, 30 minutes of solidarity-building and reflection facilitated by Jewish leaders but open to all. You can pre-register to join on Zoom or stream on YouTube.

🍉Support friends who go to protests/actions

That can be as simple as texting them before and after and making sure they are safe, lending them a bandana or rain gear, or providing a place to decompress afterward! If you have an animal that does well in crowds, consider allowing a trusted friend to take them to a protest or encampment for a short time. Seeing dogs in keffiyehs always makes my day <3

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🍉Other Considerations and Reminders 🍉

Focus on the long haul. It's more important to create a pace of activism that's sustainable for you than it is to do everything all the time.

"Ought" implies "can." If you are unable to do something, or if it would be very difficult for you to do so, you are in no way obligated to do that thing!

Block words on social media if you need to. In a similar vein, you do not need to force yourself to constantly watch graphic videos or read upsetting posts. Yes, Gaza has asked us to bear witness to the atrocities there--"All Eyes on Gaza Now" is a common chant for a reason. But that doesn't mean you, specifically, must doomscroll forever.

Please reblog with your own favorite ways to advocate for Palestine when you're broke and spoonless 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

#free palestine #free gaza #palestina libre #solarpunk #disability #valiantly battled the brain fog and dislocating hip for this one. hope it's worth it #long post

[my-hyucking-spoons]

I HATE being a DISABLED SLUT!!! I want to GO HOG but this CORPSE is DECOMPOSING!!!!

#i don't know how many more times i can play off a dislocated hip as nothing b4 it gets awkward but im gonna chew through dry wall next time #chronic illness #chronic pain #ehlers danlos syndrome #invisible disability #gay