#drunk wangxian

[rejectedfables]

the scene where drunk Lan Wangji lays down to sleep and says "It's 9 o'clock" is funny because "haha he always goes to bed when it's 9 o'clock" but it's even funnier if drunk Wangji interpreted "I'm going to bed" as "that must mean it's 9 o'clock" when it's actually like 2:13am or something. Drunk Wangji claiming it's 9 o'clock with FULL conviction as he goes to bed, no matter what time it actually is, because if he's going to bed that must mean it's 9 o'clock. And Wei Wuxian PISSING himself struggling to contain his laughter

#Mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wangxian #wangxien #lan wangji #Drunk wangji #Lwj #Lan wanji #wei wuxian #Lan zhan #wei ying

[twistedappletree]

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #drunk lan wangji #drunkji #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #wangxian #sorta #apple memes 🍎 #my autistic king #twitter #sadderlizards

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No Sharing.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wen ning #Wen Ning voice: “A cuck *hold*?” (tearing up) Yes.....yes I think I'd like that.“ #(Seriously...That boy is in need of so many hugs. Being held by chains isn't enough. He needs kind arms.) #Drunkji 2.0 has arrived. And his first move is pout about WN being in the vicinity until he leaves. #I do not think we give enough credit to the fact that if LWJ was not in the picture (or had different chemistry with WWX) #Wen Ning would be the Holder Of Most Relationship Potential #Though I supposed even in the TV drama there wasn't any hard defined romance but wangxian was still strong and tangible #The mutual obsession is too strong for any third party to have a chance. #LWJ is only actively jealous when uninhibited (drunk). Sober he would not stop wwx dating someone else (wwx would never) #he would hate it but hate himself even more for feeling as he does. #wwx does not strike me as the type to get jealous (to a significant enough extent (JYL is the exception not the norm). #LWJ would fake date someone to 'make wwx jealous' and wwx would just go 'oh neat :) anyways.' (he is never allowed things for himself).

[lanwangjihouse]

[suddenly] theme of the day:

#give me ALL the drunk!wangji content ✳ @intoxicatingimmediacy

ok 😆😆

#unfortunately the post does not fit more than 30 gifs lol #drunkji my beloved #drunkji #my life for one drunk swan #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #the untamed #long post #drunk lwj #cql #mdzs #wang yibo #xiao zhan

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

The Untamed | Episode 36 [Drunk Lan Wangji And His Chickens]

⤳WangXian’s Favorite Scenes [19/∞]⬿

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #the time lwj asked wwx to get married but he didn't understand #come to think of it lwj was doing some research on wedding offerings. why do you know about the chickens? #i'm sure that wouldn't be in the gusu rules... #like when you are ready to get married but you are widowed without getting married and 13/16 years later your almost-husband was alive #and you have to get drunk to be able to give him some fat chickens #but at the end of the day wwx is stupid and doesn't know #today i used a new filter for editing. i don't know if it's called that but 🤷‍♀️ #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.scene

[aboveweirdest]

Yes Lan Zhan is a Stoic Boy™️ who gets real silly after one (1) drink and does shit like steal chickens and invent graffiti, but did we forget when he tied Wei Ying's hands together, pretended to run away from him, then looped Wei Ying's arms around his neck like "oh nooo you caught meeeee"?

That shit is peak drunk Lan Zhan. What a fucking child, i love him so much

#the fact he only did that when wwx threatened to lick him lol #“oh you want me to lick you?” #and then wwx spends the next 4 books not realizing they're in love #two whole idiots #how is this book so stupid and so traumatic at the same time???? #mxtx #grandmaster of demonic arts #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan zhan #lan wanji #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #drunk lan zhan #drunk lan wanji #continued misuse of the lan forehead ribbon #aka the correct use of the lan forehead ribbon #rip the lan juniors also #they will never recover #mdzs

[mikusabbathh]

Throwing my hat into the ring

#this is exactly how their conversation after lwj got drunk the first time went #wangxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #sorry if the robes look weird I’m not good at drawing them and this was kinda rushed

[yibo-wang]

Follower's favourite scenes: Baby drunkji in cloud recesses for @highwarlockkareena

#thanks for requesting! #drunk babyji my beloved<333 #the untamed #wangxian #mxtxnet #mdzsnet #asiandramasource #asiancentral #thuntameddaily #cinemapix #chinesemedia #chineseartistsinc #cdrama #lan wangji #wang yibo #gifs:mine* #gifs:cql* #userdramas #tuserskc #gifs:ffs*

[wangxianficrecs]

An Evening Well Spent by Admiranda

An Evening Well Spent

by Admiranda (@admirableadmiranda)

G, 2k, Wangxian

Summary:Jin Ling had hoped for a quiet evening in getting to visit with his uncles that he didn't get to see very often. Things went a bit awry. Kay's comments: Just a little post-canon fluff and Wangxian staying at Jinlintai and getting up to some shenanigans with Jin Ling feat. drunk Lan Wangji. Very cute, very funny, really enjoyed it!! Excerpt: He felt his face heat and scowled and ducked his head. “What's with you, Hanguang-jun?” he demanded, stepping out of head patting range before it could happen again. He looked helplessly at Wei Wuxian, who was being terrible and unhelpful by leaning on the wall and laughing. “Wei Wuxian? What's wrong with your husband?” Hanguang-jun, apparently uncaring of any insult only wandered back across the hall to pat Wei Wuxian on the head as well, as if he were worried he were feeling left out by only Jin Ling being tormented that way. “Wei Ying, the ponds.” “Yes, yes, the ponds,” Wei Wuxian said with an odd pinkness to his cheeks as Lan Wangji took one of his hands into his own, then pulled him across the hallway to grab Jin Ling's own hand before he could react, pulling the both of them along in the wrong direction again. “Lan Zhan, why don't you let Jin Ling lead?” Lan Wangji seemed to consider that for a moment then keep going. “Wei Wuxian,” he hissed under his breath, “what is going on?” His shishu made a half skip to keep up, looking utterly unfazed by the turn his evening had taken, “Lan Zhan was not looking at which cup he picked up at dinner and stole mine,” he said calmly, gently tugging on his arm to lead him in another direction at Jin Ling's nod. “So now the time for being drunk has arrived.”

pov jin ling, post-canon, family feels, families of choice, drunk lan wangji, drunken shenanigans, bonding, family bonding, fluff, fluff and humor, no angst

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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

#Wangxian Fic Rec #The Untamed #Wangxian #MDZS #Kay's Rec #March 2024 #An Evening Well Spent #Admiranda #short fic <15k #Gen #pov jin ling #post-canon #family feels #families of choice #drunk lan wangji #drunken shenanigans #bonding #family bonding #fluff #fluff and humor #no angst

[isogashiro]

do not play for him.

[ep 36]

#mxtxnet #theuntameddaily #the untamed #cql #theuntamededit #cqledit #the untamed gifs #cql gifs #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wen ning #* #陈情令 #mdzs #lightmiup #sorry for another self-indulgent edit :') #had to immortalize that drunkji probably followed the source of the song in this gifset #also wyb's deadfish drunk eyes for lwj is unmatched

[busymagpie]

Okay I did it.. I drew an uncensored spicy wangxian piece

I hope you like it :)

#wangxian #mdzs #nastymagpie #and I'm drunk enough to feel confident enough to post it #still scared of posting on the internet

[toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp]

Drunk Wei Wuxian Shenanigans:

Wei Wuxian : Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Jiang Cheng : You were flirting with Lan Wangji.

Wei Wuxian : So what? He is my husband.

Jiang Cheng : You asked him if he was single.

Wei Wuxian :

Jiang Cheng : And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

#drunk shenanigans #incorrect quotes #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #jiang cheng #(the one in need of a drink here is definitely Jiang Cheng)

[ebiemoon]

just finished vol 1 of mdzs and let me tell u, i totally underestimated wwx's inability to pick up on lwj's affections. like u guys rlly werent kidding this is SERIOUS

#mdzs #wangxian #lwj staring deep into wwx's eyes: mine #wwx: oh haha hes drunk ik hes talking about bichen lemme give that back to him real quick #theres so many other moments but like im truly shocked #such a smart man and yet......... haha i love this kind of character tbh #nico stuff

[lanwangjihouse]

#the untamed #theuntameddaily #cdrama #wangxian #drunk lwj #drunkji #wei wuxian #lan wangj #xiao zhan #wang yibo #cql #mdzs

[starsxinxthexbluexsky]

Wei Wuxian + When Lan Wangji is not looking at him

#the untamed #cql #theuntameddaily #this should be wwx + longing #my poor baby looking at lan wangji. get married #the difference between the first time lwj got drunk and the second time #in the first gif he is like: what is that lwj doing? #wei wuxian yearning through the years #i put mxy! wwx as separation of 13-16 years #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #my gifs #mygifs.cql #1k.

[rayan12sworld]

💠💙醉 | drunk; intoxication

By:sweetlolixo

Summary:

Lan Wangji takes shelter at a brothel on a rainy night. Still a long distance away from Gusu, he resigns himself to asking for a room.

“No women,” he makes sure to say to the madam, simply wanting to rest.

When he opens the door to his room, there is a man draped in red silk, waiting for him.

“Xiansheng,” the man croons. “It’s a beautiful rainy night, are you going to stand there all day?"

Chapter:1/1

Words:15,346

Status:completed

(Hu li jing wei ying)

Thank you for the stay,” Lan Wangji says. It’d been beyond his wildest expectations. “Our pleasure,” the madam answers. “We made sure to send no one up, like you asked.” Lan Wangji pauses. “Mn,” he nods, in acknowledgement. Without the smell of water lilies stinking up the air around him, he can think a bit clearer. He leaves the brothel, and sees A-Ying out front, already waiting for him. “Lan er gege!” A-Ying calls. Lan Wangji smiles softly. “A-Ying.” The fragrance is back

~

Lan Wangji says. “A-Ying is a brilliant person.” “Yes, far too brilliant,” Lan Xichen agrees. “For someone raised in a brothel.” Lan Wangji’s eyes dart up to him. He should have guessed. His brother never begins innocent conversations with him. “Xiongzhang.” “You have probably guessed much earlier than me,” Lan Xichen smiles, looking on. “That he has lied about his background. You knew even before you brought him back to Cloud Recesses, didn’t you?” Lan Wangji purses his lip. “It’s not important to me.” “Aren’t you the least bit curious?” Lan Xichen questions. “Why he has lied.” “He must have his reasons,” Lan Wangji says. “Ah, yes, you have also been blinded,” Lan Xichen says. “Just like shufu and me, but even worse. As the main target of his desire, the effect is most potent on you.” Lan Wangji sucks in a breath. “Xiongzhang, you are insinuating—” “Few spiritual creatures can do this,” Lan Xichen says. “And the one that we do know of, has become extremely rare in numbers and do not mingle at all with human civilisation.” Lan Wangji turns his head. “It is not important to me what he is. He does not hold malice.” “If he is marrying into our clan,” Lan Xichen says. “I have a right to be wary. He needs something from us. I will not place our clan in danger, all because you have been seduced—” “Xiongzhang!” Lan Wangji snaps, his irritation crackling through him. Lan Xichen may be his older brother, and the eventual sect leader, but Lan Wangji will not stand for him disrespecting Wei Ying, too. Lan Xichen understands he’s overstepped. “There are a few books that I’ve set aside for you in the library pavilion. I do not disapprove of Wei Ying—I like him—but I think it’d be good of you to read up on what he might be—and what he can do.” Lan Wangji casts his gaze to the side. “Hu li jing.” Lan Xichen’s lips spread wider. “You’ve already guessed.”

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It’s just as Lan Wangji had thought. Hu li jing, he caresses the words with his lips. He was sure they’d gone extinct, or into hiding, by now. It’s no wonder they’re so hunted for their mythical fox fur—their tails are said to be magical, with divine healing abilities and immortality-granting properties. For one to be so out in the open, co-existing within the human world, even taking on a human lover to marry… it’s something that’s completely unheard of. Lan Wangji feels blessed, of course. For Wei Ying to choose him, to seek him out, of all people, when he could have easily had anyone else—Lan Wangji cannot fathom not having Wei Ying in his life at this point, and so he’s grateful Wei Ying had picked him, for a lifetime partner. Fox spirits can cultivate into immortality, but so can human cultivators, if they’re very good. Lan Wangji does not think Wei Ying is simply choosing a partner for the sake of having a partner; he has chosen Lan Wangji for life.

#foxxian #wangxian #wangxian recommendations #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #wangxian fanfic #ao3 recs #the untamed #mdzs fanfic rec #gusu lan #yiling laozu #mdzs lwj #lwj #lwj x wwx #mdzs wwx #wwx #wangxian fic rec #💠💙醉 | drunk; intoxication