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bamboowrites · 2 years

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So my main team of favorites consist of Xiao, Albedo, Aloy, and Qiqi. And my thought process went with Rejected! Darling SAGAU.

I like the idea that some characters can tell it’s their Creator even though everyone else calls Reader an imposter. Because they know the Reader’s godly aura from anywhere.

Quick Headcannon: only Creator and those they favor can use Teleport Waypoints.

After Reader is chased out by Mondstat, they run into Aloy literally. But she knew the Creator and God the moment she looked at them. So Aloy figured out who Reader favored, in this case being the aforementioned characters, and seeks them out with the Reader’s help.

Albedo is the first one they look for, since he could hide Reader. No one thought to look on Dragonspine.

Aloy then went to get Xiao and Qiqi. Because she was an outlander and no one saw her with Reader, everyone pretty much ignored her. It worked in her favor as she could get to Qiqi in the middle of a crazed Liyue.

Qiqi went with Aloy no problem. She forgot about the supposed imposter and knew the Creator was in Teyvat somewhere. It felt like a gut instinct to her. Even if she forgot everything else, she would always remember the Creator and how they guided her with love and care.

Xiao was harder to convince. He had a feeling that the Creator descended into Teyvat as well. But Zhongli ordered him to kill the imposter of their beloved God. Aloy is only able to get him to Dragonspine with an agreement. “If the one I take you to is not your Creator, feel free to strike us down where we stand.” He was mostly convinced when Aloy suddenly teleported them all to Dragonspine.

They work together to at least get everyone else to stop hunting their Creator down.

Now if we go the forgiveness route, Reader never goes anywhere without Xiao, Albedo, or Aloy. They reject all other gifts and pleas for forgiveness. Reader only wants to stand by the ones who protected them.

If we go the vengeance route, they would absolutely tear down the three nations that tortured their god. And Aloy is the one leading the army of the Abyss into battle.

So that was a massive block of text. I may send more in the future, but this is the best I can do for now.

This is awesome! I’ve written the first part when Darling meets Aloy. It’s long, so I’m going to put it below the line.

SAGAO Work 22, fluff

TLDR: You finally bump into your first actual ally, Aloy. She heals you and lets you take shelter at her tent, inside a hidden cave.

You’ve been running for hours—almost the entire morning. Your original physical strength is not affecting you since your life now depends on your character attributes.

You’re only lucky that, as their Creator, you have incredibly high stats for Health, Stamina, and Elemental Mastery. It seems like the Attack and Defence stats are to be unlocked manually. [here’s the link to the bonus work expanding on this! <3]

It took multiple life-threatening situations to wake you up to the nightmarish fact that- it’s all real. You’re really in the world you once thought was wholly fictional, trapped and unable to return to your homeworld.

You rely on Teyvat’s spirits, yes plural, to guide you and warn you against sneak attacks and ambushes. Sometimes you barely escape, hurt but alive. The gashes and bruises still haven’t faded yet. You’ve been captured by one of the soldiers, but this world always assisted you to run away right before it escalated. Right before the vision-bearers come to cripple you further.

This whole day, Teyvat’s been urging you, in some sort, to a specific location. It’s constantly changing as if it’s a moving lifeform? You question. With nowhere left to go, you gladly oblige.

You chose to hide until night when most of your enemies are retiring to their beds. You start creeping away from the remaining manhunters.

As you finally near the destination, you continue to sprint to what you assume is a safe haven. In your urgency, you run into Aloy.

No, seriously, you literally rammed headfirst into her by accident.

She had suddenly sprung from her hiding spot to go collect her foul; at the same time, you were running past her bush. You fell back more than she did because of your defence stats. It’s by pure luck that your health was only barely chipped away by ten dmg. But then, you’ve already gotten slashed with Mondstadt swords before bumping into Aloy from the hostile citizens, so it hurt more than expected. You reflexively wince for what, the seventh time, today.

You were dizzy from the collision and bewilderment. When you look up, you see her freckled face gazing at you with a confused expression. After both of you stopped gawking, she extended her strong hands to pull you up. You cringe when she moves but shakingly extend yours as she heaves you up with both hands. You choose to trust Teyvat and the woman in front of you, seeing that her expression was more of genuine concern instead of the usual burning hatred.

When she’s in direct physical contact, your aura is transmitted and pulsed stronger. It eased her nerves, and it felt… so familiar.

Her green eyes lit up in shock.

You were them!

The Creator who had soothed her nerves and emotions when she was grieving her father figure’s passing.

Your aura washes over her once again.

Pleasantly, like a sacred hearth in Dragonspine. She was the traveller searching for heat, and you were the generous heat source she recognised at first sight.

Her rediscovering you in person was a refreshing revolution, the sensation only adequately described with exclamations of “Eureka!” by Archimedes as he burst through the rippling waters.

The relief caged birds feel when finally released into freedom in the skies.

The soft feeling of tightly hugging someone you care about, not suffocating, but just the thing you need to lessen your stresses.

An eternity passed in that single second, but she does quickly snap back to reality. She catches glimpses of your injuries through the tattered clothes you wear and how you winced as you stood up. “I’m Alloy.” As curt as usual.

She may be blunt, but she’s not dumb nor mean-spirited. She took note not to initiate any physical contact until you’ve eased around her. Instincts taught her to nod in acknowledgement instead.

She offers to heal and shelter you for the moment, compelled by your aura and the subliminal pleas from Teyvat. You agree since you need genuine help to avoid manhunts for the night. You’ve barely survived another morning today.

After settling you into her concealed tent/home, she starts making a plate of Satiety Gel with the spare mints and sugar she hid in the back of her cave. “Got something for you.” She passed you the plate and gave you a side-smile as you happily dug into the dish. Good. You needed the rest and health. It’s also nice for her cooking to be appreciated. You thank her, and she dismisses it, rising from her seating position.

While you’re gingerly eating the special plate of gel, she rummaged through her stocks of necessities. “Let's see, that looks edible... and this looks useful.” You’ll need a new set of garbs if you are to live in the wildernesses with her. It’s doubtful that the chaos in the cities signifies any chance of you having any semblance of safety in there.

She’d also need to hunt for more food and preserve spares. The life she leads is no longer solitary, and she’d have to keep you safe and fed until you are strong enough to protect yourself fully. She will be caring and loyal to you, in similar ways to how Rost had taken care of her.

You were the saviour they mistook as an imposter, and Aloy would be yours in turn for their wrongdoings. She’ll be your caring companion. She will be your first loyal follower, the one who’ll lead your future rebellions, wars, peace, comfort. She’ll be the knight by your side that’ll do your justified biddings.

As nightfalls, she tells you to stay inside and rest. She headed out to set traps for any intruders and went hunting again. Some animals and enemies lay dormant until the moon rises, and it won’t hurt to seek out any food, materials, or trustable allies. Not that she’d be looking for an army first and foremost.

“I'll do whatever it takes to protect you. I won't hesitate. I won't falter.” She swears as she rests her eyes on your curled-up form before leaving the cave. You’ve started slipping into the land of dreams from exhaustion. It’s good that you feel safe enough to doze off.

She’d stopped your bleeding gashes, and she’d be stopping armies of machinery for you. She only hopes that they’ll be unable to find you two until you’re prepared, bows repaired and arrows slung.

She hopes you’ll be using your future powers and aura for life, not for death. She’s here for you, partly in the hope that you’ll be a benevolent god/goddess. She’s more than sure that it’s needed for the sake of Teyvat-and that she has to care for its people no matter what.

You’ll both have to see what happens then.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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BAM BAM YOUR NEW EVENT IS SO CUTE 😭

my order is a lukewarm cup of vintage narcissus tea for xiao and a plate of okra crisps pls :D

i need some fluff ive been writing too much angst recently

and no rush i am a very patient person 💪🏻💞 ILY <33 /p

Thank you for being so lovely aaa <333 /p I hope this is fluffy enough ehe~ A lukewarm cup of vintage narcissus tea for xiao and a plate of okra crisps coming up, dear liege! We look forward to your next visit!

Xiao Fluff Headcanons (hc no.44)

How Xiao would react to either him or you confessing y’all’s love for each other. Non-AU headcanons.

Xiao: “is this affection?” *touches your manifested love in awe*

You’d probably be the one to open up about your feelings with Xiao first.

I can see Xiao maybe accidentally letting slip of his affections for you, then feeling embarrassed or sinful for thinking of you in such a way. He’d not be the type to flat out say, “I love you”, but if you reciprocate his feelings and tell him, he might eventually verbally admit to loving you.

If you told him you love him first, he’d be flustered, then maybe attempt to distance himself from you emotionally. He’s still subconsciously afraid of accidentally bringing his bad karma onto you. If you keep caring and show him affection without being creepy and respect his boundaries, he’ll grow to let you be close to him almost permanently.

He’d also be slightly oblivious before you told him you love him since he isn’t that accustomed to people, with his solitary lifestyle for aeons. You’d have to flat out say “I love you” seriously and keep doing things that reaffirm this to him.

Again, you’d have to know when to stop if he feels uncomfortable. Only press on when he consents to your affectionate acts. If you respect his needing to process his feelings alone, he’d appreciate you more.

When you two are officially together, he might let you physically be closer to him more than the others and loosen up when you ask him to relax a bit. Anything for his darling.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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I love the whole event concept it's so cute

Could I get a lukewarm pot of Da Hong Paofor for zhongli with a plate of salted peanuts please

Thank you for your kind words ily <33 /p

A lukewarm pot of Da Hong Pao for Zhongli with a plate of salted peanuts coming up, dear liege! We look forward to your next visit!

SAGAO Work 29, Fluff <3

Zhongli spends way too much on a single gift for you, and you appreciate him, while still being quite concerned.

“Zhongli… how did you even get this?” Halfway through hugging him, you are hit with a realisation.

You’re currently holding up a jade pendant with quite a bit of weight in your hand behind his neck. The jade itself is high quality and rare, so after your initial pleasant surprise, you’re starting to worry. It’s a known fact among your cult members that Zhongli often underestimates the amount of spent mora. So he probably didn’t have the funds himself…

“Did this cost you a lot?” You raise your chin away from his shoulder, looking at him with a look of concern and confusion. Your tone was soft and loving, not at all chastening or derogatory. He could tell that you’re just worried for his sake.

Zhongli’s slight yet warm smile graces his handsome features as he hugs you a bit closer. “Do not worry, my grace. I’d gotten permits to use the cult funds as well as my savings. Fret not.”

“You have savings?! I’m proud of you.” You beamed. “Wait did you- did you use all of it again-” Your widened eyes alert him that well- maybe he shouldn’t have spent all of it on you.

You let out a small sigh and reassure him that you do appreciate his sweetness, though you secretly plot to send him to Yanfei’s classes later. “

Zhongli?” He hums in response. Pulling away from his hug, you turn around and hold your hair further away from your neck. “Would you do me the honours?” You hand the radiant jade over and let him create an alternate geo chain to tie the pendant into a more fitting necklace. You feel his hands carefully clasp it in place. His hands are slightly calloused from wielding weapons, steady as stone, yet gentle as Liyue’s flowing waters, caressing your neck unintentionally.

He might not show it, but he’s delighted that you’re happy enough to wear his gift on your divine vessel. Zhongli considers himself lucky that Xiao and Noelle came in through the front door as a distraction since he’s starting to blush. You later discover his blush, still unfading on his stoic expression, and needless to say, you teased him a lot about it. Only do it in private, though. Otherwise, Ajax would tease him so much the geo archon would want to duel him. You wouldn’t want another fight-induced wreckage in your teapot.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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SAGAO Work 27.0

Long prequel + masterlist of following parts.

The following divergent parts are based on your chosen personality. Choose your route, Traveler. Follow your heart as Fate has decreed. Categories, i.e. fluff/angst/crack, shall be determined by your path choices.

Idea and Ask from @emilemovhi! I’ll find that ask and link it here!

Routes (Masterlist)

Posted Routes:

⁃ mildly angry, intimidating reader who doesn’t care anymore (first finished, posted @27.3)

⁃ you’re innocently unaware & in the centre of chaos (second finished, posted @27.1)

Planned Routes:

⁃ “aww yisss” reader who goes brr, weirdly happy? (unfinished 27.2)

⁃ angry but has ‘smol Kirby with a knife energy’ (unfinished 27.4)

⁃ mommy/daddy/parental figure -energied forgiving reader, like if Jesus went ara ara (unfinished 27.5)

⁃ “come on papi slay meh😩💅🏻✨🧚” kinky meme-lord crack reader (unfinished 27.6)

Prequel (27.0)

You’ve been more than accustomed to your identity and home in Teyvat.

So you’re surprised as well when they had slashed your arm and revealed golden spilt blood.

You see, you’ve never been hurt past the skin before. By sheer luck and circumstance, you’ve only bruised at most, so there was no hint of your camouflaged divinity.

After all, Teyvat is wise and works to its laws to protect their glorious Creator - you. A gust of wind, secret boosters to your defence stat. As fleetingly as a mere glint of the armour, yet as protective as guardian angels. As prominent as a parental figure, yet as undetected as rubble in neglected ruins.

It has been personally preventing you from knowing of such sacred knowledge. It could thwart assassinations, lest there be renegades daring to either slay or pass themselves as its Maker.

You had no way of knowing; since both you and your environment has reassured that you’re just born with natural luck, in the same way that the ‘Creator’ has ‘bad luck.’ Luck works in mysterious ways, as seen in one particularly-familiar pyro allogene.

Every time you’re betrayed and hurt, Teyvat wipes the populaces then rejuvenates you by sacrificing your memories. Like alchemy, it must pay its dues in return for its wishes. In your case, you are both the protected and the protectee, with your life being the sustainer of Teyvat and the reverse.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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Crack idea but a Darling that turns into Gordon Ramsay when they get angry enough.

Not to my favorites, but everyone else has received the Ramsay Rage from them

To be honest, they’ll have to genuinely mess things up to the extremities to even bear a shred of witness to their Powerful!GodDarling’s full anger.

But! If it’s more of Darling getting easily irritated by the following types of situations, it’ll be more hilarious. Beware of angry exasperated cursing below, it’s Gordon Ramsay afterall.

SAGAO Work 25, Crack

You as their God/Goddess!Reader below:

Darling’d probably do the following:

1. Call Paimon an ‘idiot sandwich’, at the seventh time Paimon knowingly ate Darling/one of the cult member ’s treats. If Darling’s feeling kind, maybe they’ll give Paimon a Treat Of Forgiveness, probably if Paimon apologises with puppy eyes.

2. “You fucking donkey! What do you mean you almost fed Diona ALCOHOL?!”

Venti may have tried to drink less wine by using wine bottles as water bottles, but forgot that the new Dandelion Wine is clear like water. He tried to be nice to Diona when she’s looking for water, but messed up so bad- IT’S WORSE because even if Diona the human child’d survived that, her kitten side probably wouldn’t have gotten over that like Venti would’ve. P.S. at least Venti confessed, when you question him what he was doing. It’s by pure luck that Diluc had been keeping an eye on the drunk bard.

3. “Fucking Hell They’re Moldy, You Pillock!” -furious you, insert current year.

Context: Mona refused to throw away her moldy towel because she was too broke to buy another fresh one. You’re angry because you had been trying to convince her to use your cult funds to get her some new personal items. FOR HOURS. She thought it’d make the others angry and felt too bad, but after hours or persuading her to get necessary items, you’re furious and crying at how she’d rather deprive herself of necessities instead of letting you make the cult help her out financially. You’re furiously sobbing because she doesn’t think she’s worth the money and love you have for her (platonic/romantic). Needless to say, you accidentally guilted her into letting you do it. She does give you extra hugs in return though.

4. “YOU FUCKING DONKEY!” @/Draff

You might’ve screamed at Draff for his increasing neglect to Diona. In his own house. Which you then combusted after leaving with Diona’s custody. You may have asked Sayu to plant a traceless bomb there. It’s good that Jean agreed to Sucrose and the bombastic kid (ole Klee bb) to make weapons to defend you with. Ehe~ Venti and Kaeya may have fanned the flames to make Jean open for Lisa’s coercion.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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venti crumbs.... please spare consort cult!venti crumbs...

i saw consort scaramouche and now i crave the anemo archon as god!reader's lover

Omg yesss! Coming up ehe~ ty for the request!

Two-parted Consort! Venti headcanons, for both Benevolent and Villainous AUs! Fluffy content.

TW: slight NSFW, mentions of your yandere cult.

𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡! 𝑉𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖

In Benevolent God/Goddess! Reader AU

⁃ May have gotten himself drunk so you’ll focus on tending to him intentionally

⁃ Proud attention-seeker, as he should aha~

⁃ Femboy hooters intensifies

⁃ Oh he definitely gloats. Deadass!

⁃ Pisses the other archons off.

⁃ You may have to get into a harem, to maintain peace within the cult.

⁃ Might intentionally blow a breeze if you’re wearing flowy clothings.

⁃ Siren-style seduction

⁃ Wears cat ears and maid dresses unabashedly

⁃ Teases you

⁃ May be trying to get punished by you on purpose

⁃ Bottoms for you, but will top if needed

𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡! 𝑉𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖

In Villainous God/Goddess! Reader AU:

⁃ he’ll feel conflicted

⁃ But simpery gets the best of him

⁃ Surprised that you still want him

⁃ So he gets extra attached

⁃ Will do anything for you

⁃ Archon-powered simp

⁃ Will do anything you desire

⁃ Absolute chaos, but now on your side

⁃ Would love you even more if you like his current pirated friend’s form

⁃ Your songbird

⁃ Keens unintentionally, since you call him your bard birdie too much

⁃ Could be as annoying as a parrot if you neglect him

#bamboo headcanons #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact headcanons #bamboo’s inbox friends <3 #genshin #venti #genshin venti #Barbatos #genshin barbatos #genshin archon #venti the bard #sagao genshin cult #genshin sagao #genshin yandere sagao #sagao au #sagao genshin crack #sagao genshin impact cult

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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I have come to assert my dominance again *T-pose*

What about those people who love to pamper their lover with really expensive things and a lover who is like "That's expensive, put it back"

Childe x Reader up ahead

~~~

"Childe! You are going to go broke if you keep giving me stuff that costs thousands of Mora!"

"Ah but you always stop me, so how can I?" He grabs a necklace that sparkled in the sunlight. "How about this one?"

"That's even more expensive!"

~~~

That's all I have for now, but yeah, have fun!

Omg ty for the request ehe~ your idea was so fun to write for ngl lmaoo

SAGAO Work 24, Crack

Immovable reader VS Unstoppable Childe ensues.

“CHILDE-“ This exclamation has been blurted from your mouth for way too many times to be counted. You’d facepalm but you might have hit your face too hard the last time this happened.

Childe as your romantic and overly voluntary sugar daddy is as chaotic as it sounds. You only know after he’s spent thousands and thousands of mora on your presents. You don’t even get to stop him in time!

Especially when you’re his literally glorious God/Goddess. It only gave him more excuses to go crazy on his expenditures on you. The Tzaritsa encouraging him to do that as his boss only encouraged that.

At first, he used to bring you out as a ‘Fatui business trip’ and feign ignorance to his overspending, claiming that buying you numerous boxes of luxuries are Her Coldness’s orders. You tried to rein him in to no avail, ending up having conversations as such:

"Childe! You are going to go broke if you keep giving me stuff that costs thousands of Mora!"

"Ah but you always stop me, so how can I?" He brushed your grip away, saying. "How about this one?" With a child-like grin, Childe grabs another piece of jewellery behind the counter.

The boss’s money-hungry eyes enlarged to the size of shiny plates. “Oooh, sir, you have great taste! My grace, this suits you exquisitely!” You’re not happy about this, and the boss recoiled after his braincells came back. You knew that was a lie and you’d rather Childe stop. This is the twelth shop and you feel like it’s enough, as the Fatui soldiers are literally heaving as he attempts to hold the goods up steadily.

You turn back at Childe, dismay apparent. The necklace he picked up was visibly much larger in size and heavier, and you feel your knees wobble. "That's even more expensive!"

Childe may have taken “if you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it” too seriously, as as soon as he put it down to your relief- he immediately bought an even more expensive ring from the overjoyed boss. And you couldn’t even admonish him in public, because you’d be too upset and scare the children surrounding your feet. HE KNEW.

Which is why you’ve pleaded for Ningguang and Yanfei to help lecture your boyfriend about proper financing. As soon as you latched onto the two strategists, they’ve agreed to aiding you. If you couldn’t properly control Childe in public, you’ll make him submit to you and your cult. Yanfei was about to offer bonking Childe with her new ginormous stamp, but Ning stopped her in time. You might as well drag the other two broke cult members around as well, so that’s how Keqing hoisted Mona out, while you sent Gorou to get Zhongli.

It’s time to use Liyue’s stricter ways to keep the Snezhnayan manchild disciplined.

(P.S. let me know if you’d like a continuance to their lectures!)

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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Genshin SAGAO X SCP Crossover, Theory Work 1.

Imposter!AU X SCP-052

Cw: Spoilers for the now-ended Albedo Event

Taglist: @under-a-starry-night @gunterdon

Most of us know in the SAGAO Imposter sub-AU, the imposter is essentially a near-perfect fake.

Now, what if the Imposter was even better than a perfect replica in the first place?

If you are familiar with the SCP Universe, you might have heard of SCP-056. This anomaly can essentially become an advanced, improved version of the subject it’s replicating in terms of physical attractiveness, charm, strength, precision, et cetera.

In most Imposter!AU works, the imposter has the advantage of knowing most things about us, the true God!Reader, in advance. If the imposter is a kin of SCP-056, they will be able to perfect their personality other than true instant physical superiority, and be the Ultimate Imposter. The only weakness it would have is their inner insecurities. If it aims to be an exact replica other than having stronger powers, it can easily fit the loosely-based description of the actual God!Reader, and by the time the reader has arrived/returned, they are seen as the imposter and chased away instead. The true God!Reader will also not be able to fight the imposter, even putting aside the power imbalance, since we are relatively new to the ordeals and environment. They have every backup and advantage over the true God!Reader, if you don’t count the uncontrollable sentient spirit of Teyvat.

On the mental side, it would be even more devastating and dangerous if the reader already has an inferiority complex. The SCP itself preys on that natural mentality, so if the issues are already prominently underlying, it could make the manipulation even easier. It could possibly result in more than the reader’s safety being in danger. Fortunately, the spirit of Teyvat should be able to intervene and aid us in time.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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SAGAO Work 10, fluff

Tw: overprotectiveness, yandere protectiveness, mentions of the cult

You get spoiled by Ningguang and Keqing on a Liyue shopping trip. Gender-neutral as usual ehe~

(P.S. Will consider writing about the other regions.)

These few days, you’ve been strolling around the regions’ populated places, for three reasons. One of the reasons was to window-shop for your long shopping list.

For example, proper garments. You are still borrowing your cult members’ spare robes. If you are to be completely honest, you look out of place. The textures are off, it doesn’t fit you, and it’s clear that it doesn’t suit occasions when someone suddenly falls on their knees and grovels at your ‘divine feet’.

Which is why Ningguang and Keqing are taking you on a proper shopping trip this day.

They’ve been planning their schedules to go out with you, and it’s obvious that they would do anything at your request. Especially when you’ve graced only the two of them with private time together. They might be denying that no other cult member has the privilege to dress you makes them low-key giddy though.

Whenever you hesitate on whether a pair of gorgeous shoes is worth the price, Ningguang immediately purchases it for you. You’re the rare case where she’d be willing to spend thousands of mora for a smile. (P.S. the Chinese idiom 千金一笑)

When you get stuck on one item, Keqing reminds you about the other varieties of similar items. She suggests colours and patterns that suit you, and Ning joins in dolling you up. With your permission of course, you’re their beloved god/goddess, after all.

They both lead you to the better shops, while guiding you around Liyue’s merchants. The Liyue people, now used to your occasional presence, gladly introduce you to their products. They aren’t molded for your entrance, but they can still get ‘sedated’ with peace and contentment, when they make physical contact with you by accident. Your aura is stronger than you thought, but it’s a good thing, seeing that they further believe in your power, as their Creator.

You end up purchasing numerous outfits, the spare undergarments you needed, as well as discreet sanitary products. You decide to get the groceries for your companions on the way. Their bodyguards carry the increasing pile of products you took likings to.

That’s how word passed around about your bringing of abundance and wealth. Thus, more and more merchants looked to appease you or Ningguang, since being in either’s favour would guarantee them prosperity for the near future. It makes you sad that some manipulative people try to trick you for mora, but you’re also grateful that for once, your yandere cult’s protectiveness/obsession is to good use.

Ningguang, Keqing, Diluc, Childe, Sara, Ayaka and Baal take this as a chance to bond with you, since they’ve had similar (at a lesser scale) experiences, due to their wealth and/or political power. It kind of worked, but you knew what they were doing.

In a weird way, it pleases you that the characters you once loved as fictional are trying to make you like them that enthusiastically. It also helps that whenever your mood gets down, one of them would offer to spoil you. You spoil them in pda in return, and with your care.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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SAGAO AU Work 4 - Injuries, angst

Tw: abuse from yanderes, trauma, betrayal

I may have been showing the morale-boosting/fluffier parts, but I think it’s time to show you the alternative. Of how you could have suffered in another direction, both physically and mentally, because of your unhealthy cult following.

They were extremely abusive to you, to someone who’s mistaken as an imposter of their wonderful Creator.

All the characters were aiming to kill you, before the Archons decreed to capture you alive, for public humiliation and mutilation. Not only the ones you raised as companion, but also the non-playable characters. Only a few had clear enough minds, to consider that you might be innocent as you say. Not that they’d have the political or physical power to save you.

Consider this: you were already bloody, all bruised over, and nearly crippled from the shock. Of the betrayal. Some pretended to be your ally, just to turn you in. You barely escaped with your life intact. Through your overseeing abilities, you can see your remaining hp corroding. You have but last few drops of life force in you.

It’s lucky that the world of Teyvat is responding to you, offering temporary solaces from the bosses and hilichurls. They attempt to heal you, and feed you. You didn’t expect the non-humanoid creatures to care that much, and you reconsider your (perhaps misplaced) loyalty to the playable characters.

Yes, you’re benevolent in nature, but the human civilisations of Teyvat has only been taking more and more from you, desiring to harm you as much as you try to lead/protect them in the past. You have never had to sustain your lifeforce by sheer will and support from other old ‘enemies’. Nor had you expected the human authorities to hurt you with your resources.

The gashes might heal, but not your mind. Not that swift, unfortunately. You got captured and tortured for way more times than you could on your own. The hilichurls had done everything in their power to fight and distract the military for your escape. The elemental spirits heal you and give you ‘hugs’. They fight when you have fallen and near losing consciousness.

The mental scars cut deeper than you’d imagine coming from your ‘friends’. Every waking hour covers you in a suffocating canopy of nightmares. Flashbacks of them using mechanical devices and elemental visions to burn you. Sear your skin, stab you, make you pay for not being who they have been waiting for. Their attempts to break into your psyche. Their eagerness to ‘make an example’ out of you for their Lord. To make you suffer so much, that your already mentally unstabilised mind is chasing after suicide. Death. A merciful release is what you mistook death as. You were desperate.

Even if you get to return to complete safety, you would have severe insomnia, ptsd, selective amnesia, trust issues, and tons of scars (inside and outside) to tend to. Much less having to muster up the courage to not be hateful, not to misuse your powers to wreak holy distraction on those who hath wronged You. To be hopeful and guide them back on the ‘righteous’ path. You’re tempted to do the opposite. To kill the world itself by removing you, the world’s stabiliser, from the equation.

But you have to survive, carry on, for the hilichurls and elemental powers that sacrificed more than they could to save you. To live in their stead.

At last, your well-intentions saved Teyvat, but all the damage and weight is crushed onto your frail body. You feel hollow even if they repent and tend to your flinching shell. They ask for you to control, possess their vessels for your warmth, while they chill your heart.

No one said being a god/goddess was good for the deity themselves. Not for you. But for the undeserving. Those who hurt you. Scarred you.

You can only hope to one day, be able to control your cult as to limit their assaults to the creatures who extended a helping hand to you, at your pleading moments. To rein their yandere-characterised destruction in, to suffer in place of the innocents.

You live the nightmare, waking or unconscious, so the others can sleep at ease. You exist to protect and love. To forgive, as exhausting it is to your drying-up, once-generous fountain of kindness.

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SAGAO AU go brr, Work 1

Tw: yandere, cult

Your favourite character(s) somewhat shield you from the other cult members. Sometimes, when they could anyway.

Pretext from other creators:

The cult members, unbeknownst to you, had been working together for a long time, and they had finally succeeded in bringing you to their world. Once they had calmed down and misunderstandings are cleared, they start to make you uncomfy with their yandere traits.

My part:

Your main, on the other hand, feels a lot more connected to you, and their empathy shines through while you’re panicking. Once they’ve snapped themselves out of their reverie, they’ll absolutely attempt to shield you from the other cult members’ advances while they are around you.

As the character you play as the most, the attachment and friendship you had developed with them strengthens their determination to serve you by protecting you. They can sense your discomfort around the others more easily, seeing that it’s not the first time they’ve felt your exact emotions. Afterall, they could do the most accurate channeling of emotions amongst other characters, with heightened compatibility through training; so your ticks or small social cues get picked up by them and them only.

You trust and lean into your favourite main as you stay in Teyvat for the moment, and soon grow even more attached. They train you into your best physical state with your main team. They listen to you more genuinely when you mention what yandere behaviours discomfort you. They start to change, perhaps subconsciously, and you feel safer around them. Eventually, they are able to at the very least, rein the others in as a fellow cult member (physically first, mentally second.)

It’s not to say that having powerful yanderes obsessed with you is appropriate, but your team makes it a tad bit more bearable. Turns out your intuition on favouring certain characters has been accurate, and helpful enough to give you irl aid in choosing trusted members.

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Could you do lil bit more yangire Morax please

I’ve double-checked what ‘yangire’ means, and holy Tsaritsa- he’d will be full on psychotic, so be careful if you decide to venture beyond this line okay?

Tw: mentions of blood+praise kinks, psychological manipulation (you, read to understand), violence (Morax). Crack and slight nsfw because I decided that no angst is needed rn.

You’d probably get Yangire!Morax if you reject his advances in his yandere mode. He’ll start to hurt more people for the bloodlust he had as a younger dragon, and the only way to ensure your ‘safety’ is to comply or even seek him out affectionately. You’ll have to hope that he listens and returns to his comparatively-loving yandere mode.

Morax is unhinged. Very much so. The gentleman Zhongli will be practically buried by his obsession to kill for you. Or even you, if you argue with his ‘logic’. It’s harder to fight him as Morax, since

1. He’s now a near-hypnotised dragon

2. You’re blinded by his glowing eyes /jk-

3. He’ll probably tear you or your clothes apart if you defy him- (not cool Morax, try asking for consent as Zhongli bruh, hmph. Treason. Jail. Death penalty. Angy 100)

4. Most cannot rival his power or defend themselves

5. Yangire Morax is that one vine that goes: “what do you have?” “A knife! (Polearm-)” “nO-“

So if you’d like to reduce the damage that’ll be caused, don’t fight him. SEDUCE HIM. With your knowledge/charisma/wholesomeness, or your favourite quality of yourself. It’ll work if you woo him.

Yangire Morax may have a blood kink, but he also has a praise kink. Praise him to oblivion! Melt this stubborn rock into obedient magma, that you can mold and control. It sounds bad but a genocide route is worse.

Basically seduce ya boi and maybe you’ll get the neutral ending. There’s no completely good/pacifist ending, since if he enters one of these two intense modes, there’s not much you could do by arguing anyway. Wooing him stops his attacks temporarily and acts as a stabiliser.

Rest assured that you’ll have to dominate his actions by being submissive to him. Yangire Morax has his God complex and unfortunately, you’ll have to deal with that. Good luck! May you get a solid contract that works in your favour. (Maybe y’all’d’ve to get married for world peace-)

Bad ending: he murders everyone including you-

Better ending: he stops murdering them-

Which is why there’s no good endings in this skdjksjd :sadgebadger:

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SAGAO Work 9, angst, then fluff - reverse comfort

Tw: yandere cult, mentions of previous violence

You comfort the guilty archons before stepping into their cities.

Edit: I’ve finally remembered that the inspiration was from @nicebonescomrade’s post!

Two weeks have passed. Your cult has been treating you much better. Out of guilt? Maybe. Out of genuine adoration? Also yes. You’re also making progress in making them love you for your personality, not only as a diety.

Your closest team has been instrumental to assisting you in hiding from the citizens, since the guilty stares they gave you overwhelmed you at first. You’ve been living with the adepti and/or the archon’s pets in their private abodes to avoid the masses. They obey, but you feel wrong to overstay their welcomes.

Today though, you’re mentally prepared. There’s no use avoiding the issue anymore, since you’ll have to face the people who wronged you eventually. Better your choice than theirs.

You decide that it might be time to go back into the mortal realm of the regions. The first three you’ve been exploring with Traveler before being forcefully brought here.

Dressing in the proper attire gifted by Diluc and Ningguang, you summon the respective archons to accompany you as you revisit the cities. If you have to return, you’ll need protection and a symbol of status by your side. You know better than to go alone and risk the ignorant ones attacking you again. The archons lower their head in shame when you brief them on emergency plans and why you bring them with you.

Venti’s about to cry with puppy eyes; Zhongli’s posture stiffens as his eyes shut, in attempt to conceal his regret; Raiden Shogun’s a shell as Ei retreats inside to calm down. You can still see through them as you did, when they and their people were being hostile. As their god/goddess, you always know. You know them all too well. You try to reassure them and mentally note to cheer them up with their favourite treat after your expedition.

By the time you’ve been near the city gates, you’re already bracing yourself for any impact. As you hesitate, the archon next to you checks on you, and you give them a solid hug, even though your own arms are trembling. They are equally stunned, but they accept your hug immediately.

Venti almost sobs and he immediately sniffles, trying to stop his tears from spilling. “I’m so sorry,” he repeats and hugs you harder. You feel like your ribs are about to be crushed. He probably noticed your arms trembling, but he tries to get his cheerful demeanour back for your sake. “Thank you for giving us second chances, your grace.” Your physical contact aids you two in calming down, and your aura reassures him with warm, gentle waves of calmness. The tranquil warmth he experienced before you physically came to their dimension. You rub circles on his back, like how his friend used to do for him. That was a coincidence, but a somewhat comforting one. He releases you reluctantly and smiles, wiping away his single tear that escaped. “Come on, my grace! Let’s go to Mondstadt for some apples!” He grins like the free wind spirit he is, and breezes grace the city right before you step inside. The breezes feel like light caresses on your skin.

Zhongli didn’t dare to move when you pulled him into your arms. First of all, he daren’t move in his gracious God/Goddess ’s arms without permission. Second of all, it has been a long long time since he was hugged and comforted instead of the reverse. “It’s okay. Don’t be too hard on yourself, Morax.” You mutter. “I can stop if I’m making you uncomfortable, of course.” “No… please continue. If I could, may I ask why?” Zhongli spoke in hesitation. You nodded against his shoulder. “Why are you doing this?” He choked, “I had wronged you. We had. Surely I don’t deserve such kindness.” You only hug him harder. He can sense your aura strengthen and he basks in the reassuring pier radiating from you. “But I have decided to grant you all second chances. I’d prefer going through with it, and I hope you and your land will redeem yourselves. You have one chance, and I trust that you nor your people will disappoint me.” You say, as you release him. You look intently into his eyes to check if he’s alright. He seems stabilised, and you take it as a sign to continue walking forwards. He follows you obediently, and his adepti greet you at the entrance as well. They seem to have seen you comforting him by arriving silently. Oh well.

Baal- or should you say Ei, had been nervous from the start til you two are near the dock from your boat. You mistook it as seasickness, but it appears not to be the case. While you still flinch at the occasional thunder produced by her mood swings, you notice her tense and forcing a proper posture under your gaze. You pull her hand into yours and hold it firmly. “Look me in the eyes, Ei.” Surprised that you addressed her with her actual name, Ei looks up and sees your attempt at smiling, amidst just having flashbacks from the thunder. Tears well up in her eyes like pearls. “You didn’t know better, and I’ve accepted your apologies. Am I correct?” You question. She nods meekly, her gaze lowering in shame. You sigh, knowing that she’ll be too stuck in negative thoughts to look at you. So you pull her into your lap and hug her, startling her. “Your actions were not okay, but I’m giving you and your subjects a second chance. As long as you are trying, I’ll try my best to find the mercy within me to extend to Inazuma’s eternity. Understandable, yes?” She echos the affirmative. She’s been awestruck at the comforting, almost energising aura that increased upon touching your skin directly. Which is why she hadn’t been verbally replying. You release her and she returns to her seat slowly, as to not rock the boat. She silently offers to steer the boat for you, and you let her. Her Raiden Shogun persona comes back as you near Inazuma. She’ll be keeping her citizens in check as she had neglected in the past.

All three swear their loyalty to you and you only, and vow never to have anyone in Teyvat wrong you again. No one.

#bamboo headcanons #genshin headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #sagao cult #sagao au #genshin sagao #sagao genshin fluff #genshin yandere sagao #genshin sagao au #genshin cult au #genshin cult #yandere genshin #genshin archons #angst #reverse comfort #fluff

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SAGAO AU Work 6, important

Tw: payback, weird intimidation methods, bloody injuries, mentions of death

You intend to be as bizzare as you can while scaring their socks off.

Work 6 explains why there are differences in between the same AU’s works. The reasoning will be in orange text.

You’re cornered by the Archons for the third time this week. They’ve done a better job of wounding you though. Your clothes are tattered, filthy, and your body is littered with scars and bloody gashes.

“Hm. You guys are improving. How wonderful.” You laugh.

“What?!-” Before they start with their arrogant treachery again, you shush them by pressing your fingertip to their lips.

“It’s been a while. Your tactics are unworthy of my presence anymore. Serve me better entertainment.” You scoff. Enraged, they demand an answer from you. “What in Celestia does that mean, wrench?!”

You snicker. “This isn’t my first manhunt. If you’re gonna collaborate and kill me, do a better job.” You stretch dramatically as they point their pitchforks at you once again.

“It’s not the first time nor the last one of our sides get punished. You’ve killed me before, and I have been forced to destroy your world too. I’m going for a neutral route this time anyway, so continue. I’ll be grading you.” You explain.

“Stop treating us like fools, scumbag!” Gorou and Itto growl. Pfft.

“Aight, listen up, bois.” With a shrug, you start explaining.

“Every time I die in Teyvat, things reset and the same situations repeat. I get forcefully respawned until I get the ‘True Ending’. I do things different every time to see if there’s new outcomes, and to see if if any of you find your heart back.

Apparently, not until you traumatise me, who has been trying to be nice in the long run, to the brink of death.” You pointedly state that to the leaders.

“Think about it. If you can’t treat me properly, I expect more effort, to say the least. Goodbye.”

You stroll off by pushing the stunned and startled soldiers away. You hope the trauma at least makes your humour more interesting. The naive, extremely merciful to a fault person has been killed a long time again. There’s no therapy in Teyvat, so you’ll have to make do. At least the non-humans are nice too You now. Eh, better than nothing. Time for lunch.

#genshin headcanons #genshin impact imagines #bamboo headcanons #genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #itto #gorou #genshin yandere sagao #genshin sagao au #sagao au #self aware yandere genshin #genshin yandere cult #genshin yandere x reader #multiple route reasoning #self aware cult #self aware genshin impact

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SAGAO Work 11.2

Tw: collective yandere ‘protection’, concerning fluff

The ‘shadowers’ - Kaeya, Rosaria, Sayu, Sara, Venti

You will yourself to overlook the shadow-lurkers, since you can already sense exactly who they are. This squad usually keep silent and don’t bother you, so you let them be.

Rosaria and Kaeya are the leaders of your hidden protection squad in Mondstadt. These two know every nook and cranny, and thus would know the best routes to keep watch on you and the potential threats. The two of them benefit from having their friend rein them in when their jealousy gets out of hand. You on the other hand, have to act oblivious of them and their reactions.

You do try to ‘protect’ the people they get jealous of, by moving on to another stall/person. Just in case they decide to blackmail the poor innocents, or curse them out for snagging your affection. These two could get lightheaded and go ham on dishing out their private punishments. You’d rather be careful.

In Liyue, almost everyone is your disguised protectors. The Qixing has weaponised all connections (, spies or whatnot,) to keep you safe at all costs.

In Inazuma, the little Sayu sneaks out on her own to follow your trails, just in case there’s hidden ‘enemies’ nearby, that only a ninja can notice.

Since Lisa has noticed her leaving without permission, she was taught to activate a spell whenever she goes near you. Both for the safeties of the child, you, and the people around you. Lisa’s invention of bonding spells are useful for controlling the youngling’s impulses to misuse her anemo vision. Teyvat knows that Jean would bite their collective heads off, if Sayu or you get compromised.

As the only one with proper flight abilities, Sara is ordered by Baal to monitor both you and the other guards, from her bird’s eye view above. Her Tengu blood is fortunately potent enough for long flying hours, and Venti boosts her flight with supple winds. The Anemo archon has been training the Inazuman general’s flying stamina and wings as a precaution, and it has came to use.

You can tell that all of the above are jealous of the physically-closer ‘bodyguards’. It’s proven by the salty ways they act back home. They are not aware of you knowing what they do, but you get the satisfaction of surprising them with hugs, when they obviously want your attention back. You try not to be too obvious, but you will eventually give them the rewards they deserve.

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SAGAO AU work 2

Tw: yandere, cult, punishment, a bit of crack

You attempt to discipline your cult with various methods. “A very peculiar experience.” Albedo notes. (Gen z humour and vine references are included ehe.)

“RiSe AnD sHiNe, my lieges!” You stroll out to the front of your residence, and shout with a megaphone. You were lucky enough to have learnt a bit of craftsmanship recently, and you stayed up to make the device, with the scraps of ascension materials which your cult members had left behind. Now that you live together, you expect disciplined ‘disciples’. If you’re gonna have a cult, it’s gonna be a girlboss cult. If you have to hear Kaeya say you’re slacking off again, you’ll be snapping off a head soon. Figuratively. Maybe.

‘I sure hope they relish in my mercy now, before the sweetness passes. Some of them couldn’t even pick up their leftovers.’ you think.

The more sensible adults came as quickly as they could. As appreciation for their eagerness to do as you decree, you produce in-game skins, as in costumes, to change them from their pajamas/half-changed attires into. You revel in their surprise, and hope it’s pleasant for them.

“Good morning, Jean, Diluc, Ningguang, Zhongli. Albedo, Amber. Could you please get the rest of them? I’d rather see how wiling you all ’d be to obey me, rather than using my powers. Thank you.”

You smile warmly. As soon as they’ve fully processed what you’d asked of them (with their waking-up brains), they went back inside immediately.

While most of them respond with solemn responses, Amber returns the warmness with an enthusiastic “Yes ma’am/sir/lord!”.

The kids followed them out soon. The four kids (who were living with the rest of the members because they need caretakers) had decided to be good, so you might let them have extra treats afterwards. Also because you have been a nice elder sibling of sorts to them, albeit also being omnipotent. You let them sit nearby. As for Noelle and her peers, they were frantically dressing in their normal clothing. At least they’re trying!

The rest of them were either ignoring you, or legitimately fast asleep. Annoyed, you shout again. This time with the strength and with the annoyance you have had as someone who has been working with unruly bastards. Perhaps you’d been too lenient.

Once the team have wrung all of them away from their bedsheets, you decide to make them stand in the ‘military formation’, whatever that is. You’re not sure if your memory is rusty. It’s been a while. You finally announce your ‘evil plot’.

“Dearly detested mothertruckers, wakey wakey, it’s time fo skool!” You said in a semi-mocking tone as you look at the less obedient ones. You’d be lying if you said you weren’t pissed about the disrespect, especially after you’ve been super nice to them for the whole week. Heck, you started to make their breakfasts in the early mornings. Not today though. Time for retribution.

“You have 15 seconds to arrange yourselves in proper lines and formation in a rectangle. I ain’t got no sleep because of y’all, and if you don’t cooperate, y’all ain’t gon’ get no sleep because of me! Go!”

Kaeya, clearly messing with you, stubbornly stood there. “What are you going to do, Lord y/n?” He teased.

‘Icebridge dude’s getting cocky from his customised breakfast from yesterday.’ You caught on. ‘I’d make him go to Inazuma on a depressed Italian pizza instead of a boat if I could.’

You notice Zhongli about to get his spear out, and silently shook your head to him. He retreats his hand. Best geo archon indeed. You turn your gaze back to the peacock personified. He looks exactly like the smug blue parrot from Rio.

“Kaeya. I can control everything in this world, including your fellow cult members. If you don’t want to catch their hands,” ‘or deez nuts-’ “do as I say.” You glare at Kaeya. Before Kaeya can rebuke, Rosaria kicks him and he shuts up. For the moment anyway. You continue your speech.

“I’ll give you all 20 more seconds, in return for revoking Kaeya’s handmade breakfast privileges and afternoon sleep privileges for the week.” Kaeya suddenly falls to his knees, to everyone else’s surprise. ‘Oh? Are you falling for me?’ You know it’s not, and you know the exact reasons. Primarily from your adjustion of his in-game gravity. Partly because he has to mine and skip the resting time. ‘Good’, you muse. This isn’t the first time they’ve seen your powers, and it won’t be the last either.

“Since you have decided to creep me out with your recent stalking, unconsented pounces and lack of respecting boundaries, all of you have to choose one of these tasks to complete, after standing for 10 minutes. Popsicles and water/enslaved moisture are allowed, but no more. On to the tasks.

One, write fan fictions of yourselves. You have to do presentations like how I had to, when you all went crazy and tried to beat the living spirit out of me, when I first arrived. Yes I hold grudges because you haven’t completed your redemption arc properly yet.” You shoot a death stare at Raiden Shogun. The electro archon electrocuted you the hardest. “Xingqiu should understand what I mean. Ask Kokomi or Albedo if you have to. I will bonk you with Itto’s club if I have to.

Two, mine every ore nearby, and shout out the song I’ve taught Venti two days ago, as you mine. The almighty rickroll. Or you could wear a maid dress instead as you mine. No hiding under cloaks like Diluc’s. You will be mining with swords instead of claymores.

Third, apologise, to each other, to me, to the kids. Promise to never do anything without proper consent, unless you’re going to the bathroom. Swear on my name to follow my rules. If you fail, you’ll have to memorise all the trauma/lore I had to go through because of you all. You’ll have to recite it and identify the correct memes I will have shown you as I check your work. One mistake and you’ll have to fight a boss.

Every time I catch you do creepy stuff onwards, you’ll have to fight Dvalin, Andrius, and me at 10% power within 5 hours. You’re all getting passes this time because I still have silvers of hope for you all. Do you understand?”

You don’t wait for their replies because the kids are hungry and you’re gonna bringing them to have breakfast. It’s good that you let them go back to sleep just before making the adults responsible. If the punished have death wishes, they could come and challenge you. Your powers as their god/goddess has been fully rushed back within these few weeks, and you have no tolerance left. They will repent to their lord if they wish to be in your presence. Anyways, you should go get fresh a va ca dò s, croissants and other food items. As well as the snacks you mentally took notes to promise the kids with.

You decide that the first few more obedient ones get to slack off a bit in their tasks. Just because you feel bad. You’ll tell them in private later.

It’s tough being their god/goddess, huh.

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