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afza147 · 3 months

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Ep16 my demon(finale)

Gu won complaining on wifey🤭 but get caught😂

Cute😍

#2024 #my demon #korean drama #ep16 #finale #netflix #sbs #sbs drama #complain #cute #wife #get caught #song kang #kim yoo jung #jeong gu won #do do hee

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glitteryfoxsoul · 2 years

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Just don't lie.

People aren't as stupid as you think they are

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aloveablechaos · 1 year

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Flashback in may 2

@cupids-chamber @astreciel

#get caught #ONE OF MY FIRST DMS TO ASTRE NAUR

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posebox-guide · 11 months

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TRAOD to The Sims 2 Animation converted [AnimBox] by Sim2fan

Lara Random > Lara_arrested

#animation #traod #arrested #arrest #get arrested #surrender #tied up #police #criminal #give up #sad crying #on knees #get down on knees #captured #get caught #hands behind head #hands behind neck

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howto-ifyou · 1 year

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What To Do If You’re Caught Picking Your Nose In Public:

So that old lady really just gave you that judgmental look, huh? Even the children are staring at you in disgust! Here’s how to save yourself in this horrible situation.

Step One: Explain very loudly that you were just scratching your nose. This probably won’t work if a lot of people saw you digging for gold, but it’s worth a try.

Step Two: “Unpick” your nose by reinserting the boogers into your nostrils, especially if they’re rather large. This will show your remorse for your disgusting behavior and make others more likely to forgive you.

Step Three: If the boogers won’t stay in your nose, or you find them bothersome, try eating them to dispose of the evidence. Doing this will provide a great example of courtesy for others as you’re making a point to avoid contaminating the environment with possible biohazards.

Step Four (Optional): Once the boogers are gone, try not to pick your nose. If you have no shame nor concern for the opinions of others, continue to dig. Nobody can stop you.

Step Five (Optional): Announce a weird fact about yourself to distract from your nasal adventures. Some examples include:

“Today I weighed my poop by defecating onto a bathroom scale. It weighed 3.7 pounds.”

“I have this weird fetish for dressing up in furry costumes and going into the woods to be hunted by confused hillbillies.”

“I lost my virginity to a stuffed animal in the back of an Oklahoma Walmart.”

“I might have a third nipple but it might be a mole. It could also be cancer but my pastor once said that cancer only strikes the unholy.”

“I fantasize about murdering hookers on a regular basis, but then again, doesn’t everybody?”

“I love the smell of my own farts so much that I often save them in jars to enjoy later.”

#what to do #if you #get caught #picking nose #in public #satire #shitpost

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savaralyn2 · 1 month

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WE GOT IT

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dm #marcille #we love our morally dubious 'its not illegal if you don't get caught' girlie!

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divine-pheonix · 19 days

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Not the team getting the positions scoreboard wrong and taking it off the screen💀

#f1 #f1 2024 #suzuka gp 2024 #get caught

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abigail · 1 year

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when i got home after the new years celebrations last night, i took off my boots and found this pin stuck in the bottom of one of them,, a good sign for the new year perhaps ? :-)

#i got home at 6am and I wouldn’t had noticed b/c I was so so sleepy and I don’t really check the bottom of my shoes when I get home lol #but when I took my boots off I caught a glimpse of gold and yeah !#protected by angels :-) how nice <3 #a

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

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glitteryfoxsoul · 2 years

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Don't forget: you're beautiful, you don't need Photoshop