need(y) | jjk
pairing: jungkook x reader
genre: angst/fluff
word count: 3.6k
warnings: swearing
request: Hello!! Could I get a jungkook angst/fluff imagine where you guys are becoming distant and you leave for some space and he doesn’t know and thinks that you left him?? Sorry if it’s confusing, thank youuuu :)
a/n: sheesh! this was not supposed to be this long HAHA. sorry this took so long to write school just started and it’s fr kicking my ass. i’ve already gotten so much hw for the first week grrrr. i rushes the ending a bit so i’m not quite satisfied and i didn’t edit it either so um sorry about it LOL. anyways thanks for requesting this anon!! in honor of his bday too ig haha, hope u enjoy it :)
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Missed Calls:
y/n <3 (11)
6:45- lmk when ur coming home i can’t wait to see you <33
8:30- u must be busy at the studio it’s okay i’ll wait
9:47- hey it’s okay if ur coming late but could u just give me a heads up
11:02- jungkook?
12:17- happy belated anniversary to you too ig
1:56- i needa stop getting my hopes up huh
Being in a relationship with a worldwide famous idol is never easy. Learning to understand and appreciate the value of the relationship regardless of its limited-time came easy to you. That’s one of the reasons why he became interested in you in the first place. You never came off as overbearing and clingy and you always understood why things had to be different. And that added to the list of things he already absolutely adored about you.
It had been a year since Jungkook had confessed to you backstage that night, asking you to be his lover and promising that he would cherish you like no one ever will. And you can confidently say he very much did at the beginning, commonly known as the honeymoon stage. Things only started to fizzle out and go downhill a few months ago. His group was scheduled for a new comeback. He was promoting and traveling around the world while you were on the sidelines and comfort of your home, cheering him and his group on. Daily texts and calls kept both of you grounded and steady, but as time passed by, those texts and calls ceased to exist. You had been constantly ignored and you didn’t think much of it at first, after all, he was a busy man with a busy schedule. The tour had finally been coming to an end and he’d have the opportunity to come home to you, just in time for your one year anniversary. He had flown in 2 weeks precedent to your anniversary, and fuck, you were so happy to be with him again.
He had made a promise to you that you two would get to spend a lot more time together as he was coming back. You two had finally been living together again after what seemed like years as his group had gotten a break after such a hectic year. He would go to his company need to work on future projects and such and it didn’t bother you at first. He would typically come back home late while you were sleeping and leave early in the morning before you would wake up. As it occurred more frequently, you started to become more concerned. He was finally home for once and he wasn’t even making time to see you. You didn’t want to seem annoying and clingy so you decided to push these thoughts to the back of your head and keep them to yourself.
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You had agreed to have a celebration at home, figuring all the restaurants in the vicinity would be closed by the time he’d get home. You patiently waited in the living room, coffee table filled with his favorite foods and snacks you were able to pick up at the local convenience store. He had told you the night before he’d be coming home at 9, a little later than you liked, but you let it slide nonetheless. You essentially cherished all the time you had with him anyway, whether it be a minute, an hour, or a month.
You mindlessly sat in the living room, not paying attention to whatever was playing on the TV. Your ears were constantly alert and peeled, waiting for a familiar car to pull up to your driveway. Your eyes constantly shifted back to your front window, scanning the neighborhood to see if he was back yet or not.
Time ticked by like molasses, your patience and tolerance wavering as it went on. There were no signs of him and he wasn’t answering any of your calls and texts. You were in complete disbelief at the fact that he didn’t have the decency to spend time with you on your first anniversary. Everything you had been holding in was starting to seep out of you, anger and sadness fuming from your system as you ask yourself the same question: Why do you constantly put yourself in this situation? Being hopeful for something just to let it get torn down again. Is that what your relationship has turned into? An insurmountable lost hope?
For the first time, you realized all you’ve been doing his abiding by him, waiting for his cues, going off of his beck and call. You were being walked all over, and you didn’t realize until that moment. For the first time, you were fed up.
You groan in frustration as you snatch your phone from the coffee table. It was 2:34 AM. You furrow your brows as you see how late it is, and how many hours it’s been since he was supposed to come home. Your emotions took control of you as you hastily shut off the TV, charging into your room as you recklessly grab one of your backpacks and stuff random clothes into it. You grab the nearest hoodie you could find and slipped it on as you grabbed your wallet, keys, and phone. You abruptly halt at the doorway, deciding to write a small note for him before you left. What were the chances he would see it anyway?
I need some time alone to think. Please do not contact me during this time. -Y/N
You stormed out of the house, slamming the door shut behind you. You quickly started your car and pulled out of your driveway and into the streets. You didn’t know where you were going, but you just didn’t want to stay in that house any longer. The streets were empty and the sky was dull and overcast. You let the streets guide you, taking whatever twist and turn you happened to encounter. Your hands were gripped tightly along the steering wheel as tears slipped out of your eyes. You quickly wipe them away as you recalibrate your focus on the road ahead of you. You decided it’d be best to stay at a hotel for now, until you could think of a better solution to all of this. You were able to find a hotel that had lower rates since you literally bought it on the spot.
You checked into the hotel and quickly escaped to your room. You throw your backpack to the floor as you lower yourself into the cold, unfamiliar sheets of the bed. You contemplate your options. As much as you didn’t want to admit, all your actions leading up to that moment had been caused by pent up rage and frustration in the heat of the moment. In spite of that, you didn’t regret what you had done. It felt as if time had frozen and it would only continue once Jungkook became aware of what you had done. So you were going to wait.
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Jungkook stumbled into the home, hair disheveled and vision blurry from his near sleepless night. While working at the studio he had unknowingly fallen asleep while working on a track. All of his members had already gone back home so there was no one to wake him up or remind him of his girlfriend that was waiting patiently back home for him, ready to celebrate a long-awaited and special day.
All traces of the anniversary had slipped his mind as soon as he slid into a deep slumber back at the studio. He trudges around the house and his eyes land on the organized display of snacks on the coffee table. His eyes shift to the blanket and pillow that you two tended to share was all crumpled on the couch. The lightbulb immediately lit in his mind as he put the pieces together and his eyes widen in absolute horror. He had forgotten your anniversary.
“Oh my god, I’m so fucking stupid!” he exclaims, the tone of disbelief in his voice increasing as he realizes his mistake.
“Y/N!” he cries out to you as he runs around the house, searching in all the rooms to see if you were there. He almost forgets the phone that laid in his back pocket until he takes it out, hoping to call you in hopes that you would respond. His phone lights up only to show how indecently late he was, 5:43 a.m, and the amount of missed calls and texts from you, the disappointment and dejection he sensed from you increasing as he read each text you sent to him. His jaw dropping incredulously as he shuts his eyes and takes a deep exhale.
“Fuck, what have I done?” he huffs out, his voice small and full of somber. The fact that he had forgotten a day as important as this was already encompassing his mind but more so, he couldn’t find you and it deeply startled him, he didn’t know where you were and where you could be at this hour. He walks back into the living room where he assumes you had been waiting and his focus shifts to the kitchen where he notices a small notepad and pen along with a torn piece of paper that seemed to have something inscribed on it. He squints as he walks towards the kitchen. He took the paper in his hands as he immediately recognizes your handwriting and his breath hitches as he reads your name. His feet stay rooted to the wooden tile of the kitchen as he freezes there with the paper in his hands. Dumbfounded was an understatement to whatever Jungkook had felt at that moment in time. A tear had involuntarily slid down his cheek. Was this it? Was this the end? Were you going to leave him and never come back? These were only a few out of the heap of questions that were running through his head. All he knew was that he needed to find you. And he needed to fix the mess he had just made.
Similar to you he had bolted out of the house and drove off, unaware of where you actually were but he figured if he had searched for long enough, he would be able to find you.
You had slept deep into the day, finally getting up only because you started to notice the consistent vibrations that came from your bedside table. Naturally, you figured it was Jungkook, you didn’t tell anyone else of your whereabouts since it was so sporadic and you certainly didn’t feel like conversing or informing anyone of your situation. Out of curiosity and the annoying blare of your phone, you decide to see who it is anyway. Much to your surprise, your best friend Seulgi’s beaming smile flashed on your phone screen as you pick up.
“Seulgi, hi,” your voice manages to croak out as you adjust to the sunlight peeking out of your window.
“Y/N, where the hell are you?” she immediately asks, you can basically hear the frown lines etched into her forehead.
You groan into the mic of your phone as you speak back, “Seulgi, I can explain-”
“Jungkook’s been looking for you all night and asking everyone where you are,” she cuts you off.
“Seulgi,” you exhale, trying to suppress your anger, “he forgot our anniversary.”
“Oh my god.” she gasps, “you’re joking.”
“Did he not tell anyone?!” you shriek into the phone.
“No! He just said you left and he was looking for you and he was really scared and he even sounded like he was on the verge of tears and once I said I didn’t know where you were he just hung up!” she rambles on and on.
“Okay, yeah, he forgot and I got mad and I left,” you reveal, voice barely over a whisper.
“Y/N, I don’t blame you,” she reassures you, voice softening, “but, I think you should confront him about this.”
“Yeah, I know. I just needed some time to cool off and think.”
“Well, do you plan on breaking up with him?” she speaks timidly.
“I- I don’t know. I mean, I don’t want to. I want to hear what he has to say.” you stutter, your mind in a complete frenzy.
“Hasn’t he been paying less attention to you these last couple of months?” she asks, “I rarely see you two go out anymore.”
“Yeah cuz we really don’t,” you confirm. “He’s been so focused on his career which I understand but, sometimes it just feels like he doesn’t even acknowledge the fact that he has a girlfriend.”
“Then why haven’t you told him that.”
“I don’t want to seem like the type of girlfriend to hold him back from doing what he loves. He’s invested so much time into his career.”
“Y/N, obviously not telling him how you feel has resulted in this mess. And okay, before you attack me, if he doesn’t have the decency to spend time with his girlfriend every once in a while then he doesn’t deserve your time and energy in the first place,” she advises you.
“I know that Seulgi, that’s all I’ve been thinking about all night.”
“Then talk to him Y/N,” she softly mutters, “for the sake of your relationship with him.”
You hum in agreement but as you’re about to hang up she interjects, “Okay, but just remember, I’ll support whatever decision you make next. I know you’re wise enough to know what you deserve and what’s best for the two of you. Always here for you Y/N.”
“I don’t know where I’d be without you Seulgi. I’ll update you. I’ll head out now.” you smile into the phone.
“You got this Y/N!” she cheers as you hang up.
You had clear intentions on your mind but you couldn’t help but feel anxious and uncertain about what was to happen between you and Jungkook.
jungkook, i’m in sunset central hotel. if you want to talk, come here as soon as you can. Thanks.
Jungkook’s eyes widen to the size of saucers as soon as he saw your name flash onto his screen. He redirects his GPS to the hotel you were at, a 45-minute drive. He didn’t care, he just needed to find you.
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You waited at the foot of your bed, feeling extremely uneasy about the whole confrontation. Your foot was constantly tapping on the wooden floors, as you played with your hands and glance back at your phone to check the time.
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Jungkook finally reaches his destination as he surges through the front doors of the hotel, asking the front desk if you were still staying over. The front desk had called you and informed you that someone had come to see you and if it was okay for them to come over. You hesitantly obliged, cowering every time you heard Jungkook answering whatever questions he was required to answer.
It never really registered through Jungkook’s mind that he was supposed to talk to you. He just planned on spilling his heart out and hoping it would be enough for your forgiveness and just being able to hold you in his arms again.
He takes his time getting to your room. His movements are lethargic and hesitant, taking the time to gather his thoughts. He reaches the floor your room is on as he steps out of the elevator and scans the area to find where your room would be. He slowly walks as he sees your room number, he knocks softly at the door, staring at his shoes.
Your head snaps to the sound of his knocks, you take a deep breath as you stand up and slowly creak open the door. You don’t even bother to try to share any eye contact as you widen the door and motion him to come in.
“Y/N,” he begins, eyes still focused on the floor, “I’m,” he exhales, “I’m so sorry.” He slowly tilts his head up, analyzing your body language. Your hands were clasped in front of you as your eyes shifted back and forth to everything but Jungkook. You could feel his stare burning into you but dismissed it.
“Is that-,” you mutter, “is that all you came here to say to me?
“No!” he interrupts, causing you to flinch. His face softens at your reaction, “I- I fell asleep while working on a song and lost track of time.”
Your jaw clenches at his statement as you take a moment to let what he had told you sink in, “And that makes it all okay?”
“No, of course, it doesn’t-”
“Jungkook, we were supposed to spend this time together with each other. You’re on an actual break for once and you’d still rather dedicate all your time to it instead of spending time with me. All your other members have been going on trips, seeing family, hanging out with friends,” you huff out, glaring at him as he looks at his shoes, “do I not matter to you anymore?”
Your last statement almost made him meltdown right there on the spot. The fact that he had made you believe that he didn’t care about you at all was already bad enough as it is.
He takes a step towards you and looks you straight in the eye, “No, Y/N,” he sighs in exasperation, trying to piece together what he was going to say, “we’ve just been getting so much publicity and gaining so much popularity and fame, I feel like they expect so much from us. And from me. I’m the Golden Maknae, I have to be good at everything and be able to do anything, but in reality, nothing’s working out and I’ve just been stressed as hell and wanting to see you.”
“I’ve never left Jungkook until yesterday, I’ve always been there waiting,” you reveal slowly, “and I really always want to be here for you. Ever since the tour, you stopped contacting me and I just thought you were busy but in the back of my mind, I started thinking that you just didn’t care anymore.”
“But I do, I always did.” he says, taking a step towards you.
“You haven’t proven otherwise, and I don’t want to reach this breaking point just so we can be happy and go through this all over again.” your voice cracks.
“I know, I don’t want that either, but, if this was bothering you for so long, why couldn’t you tell me earlier?”
“Do I really have to remind my own boyfriend to spend time with me?” you scoff as you shake your head in disbelief.
“Y/N, I didn’t mean that, I mean we’ve never had any problems in our relationship up until now, and now that I’m thinking about it, you could’ve told me off and broke up with me a long time ago, but you never told me when you had any problems with me. Yes, I know the things I did were stupid as fuck but Y/N, being in a relationship while balancing my career is still new to me. I’m absolutely clueless and stupid and I need you to guide me so I can be there for you.”
“I-,” you sighed heavily, “I didn’t want to intrude. You’ve worked so hard to get to where you are and I didn’t want to fuck it up.”
“Hey, I’m always willing to give up time for you.” his responds as his eyes soften, “I know it sure as hell may not seem like it, but you shouldn’t prioritize my needs or whatever you think my needs are over yours. Now I’ve just been taking advantage of your leniency. How did I not notice? Fuck, I’m such a dumbass.”
You honestly didn’t know how to respond to that, you knew what you were doing was selfless and you were extremely patient about it all, “I just figured that was the last thing you wanted you know, another thing to worry about on top of your career.”
“I thought about that at first too,” he agreed, biting his lip, “I realized later on that it really shouldn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. I care about you too much to let that happen and the more I got to know you, I realized that, well, you were worth it.”
You could feel his intense glare without even sparing him a glance, “Am I still worth it to you?”
You feel his hand envelop your own as steps towards you once again, “You always will be.”
“You’re making it really hard for me to keep being mad at you,” you huff, tightening your grip around his hand.
He noticed the fact that you were still avoiding eye contact and you remained distant. He tugs on your hand and pulls you close to him, breaking your personal barrier. He pulls you into a warm hug, something you both had craved for so long. The longing and acceptance for one another was mutual, but where were you two supposed to do from there on out?
He loosens his hold on you and pulls away slightly, “Are we okay?”
For the first time that day your eyes met his as you replied, “Yeah, we’re okay.”
Only time would tell.
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Chapter 56 - Secrets, mix tapes and jealousy
In the previous chapter: the special date set up by Angie turned out to be a disaster for her and it's coming to a even worse end, since Eddie doesn't seem interested into having sex with her. In the end though, they both manage to open up and talk about their feelings and insecurities and they make love for the first time. Despite all that, Angie's still firm on her decision not to tell anything to their friends. We find it out when the couple joins Jeff, Stone, Grace, McCready and Cornell at their usual go-to pub. Jeff sees them getting there together by car but entering the place in different moments to avoid suspects. From his thoughts about the matter, we find out that Jeff actually caught the two exchanging affectionate effusions a few days earlier, when Angie had brought a cake for him and Eddie before a show. At that time, Jeff preferred to silently and secretely leave before they could see him, so that they wouldn't be embarrassed. Thanks to his friends's advice, Jeff can finally put together a bunch of titles for the fake demo tape by Cliff Poncier, the main character of Cameron Crowe's movie, and then challenges Chris to actually write those songs.
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“Did she knock him out?”
“Yeah, he went down like a sack of potatoes. And it was a pretty big sack” Angie lets go of my hand for a moment, just the time to mimic the body size of the guy, then takes it again, as we walk to her car.
“With a punch?”
“Actually, two”
“Given what he said to you, I'd have given him more” drunk or not, if you touch a woman you're crap, and if I run into you you're dead.
“You'd have beaten a dead horse, well, a dead sack of potatoes”
“Nuh, you're right: too little satisfaction. Anyway, hats off to Meg, cool girl”
“Yep... and to think that at the beginning I thought she was a vapid Barbie”
“What? You? Having prejudices about someone? It can't be!” I have fun picking on her. When I expressed very similar opinions about Violet she made me feel like shit.
“Hehe yeah, I confess, I made a mistake too, I'm human after all. Anyway, that's how we became friends and everything started”
“That's the perfect example of how something good can come out of a bad story too”
“See, so that guy deserves some credit too after all” as soon as we get to her Mini, Angie takes my other hand too and leans back against the back of the car, pulling me closer.
“Fucking credit. It happend ages ago and I wasn't even there and my hands are hitching to hit him good” it looks like taking me out to dinner to a Thai restaurant in the university district makes her feel safe enough from being possibly seen by our friends.
“Don't be upset” she tries and calm me with a kiss and I'd say it works great. But she doesn't need to know.
“Uhm... I'm still a little upset” I tell her after making a stupid scene, licking my lips and clicking my tongue as if I was trying to taste the kiss, just like a weird sommelier does after a sip of wine.
“Hahaha come on, let's go” she gives me another peck and opens the door, as I walk around the car to get to the passenger seat.
“Angie, I'm the last person who can give lectures about Seattle's street map, but weren't we supposed to turn left?” I ask her after our turn at the second crossroad.
“Oh... 'cause... you wanna go back home, right?” she's reaching for something in the glove box with her hand but freezes, as if I had caught her doing something wrong and I can notice her suddenly saddened eyesin the dark too.
“No, I mean, not necessarily”
“'Cause I thought it's still early and...” she puts both her hands back on the wheel and shrugs her shoulders at the same time.
“It's early indeed” it's always too early for me when it's time to say good night.
“I thought... well... we could hang out a little, go for a drive”
“Ok”
“But I can take you home if you want”
“No, I don't wanna go home”
“I didn't even ask you if you're busy tomorrow morning”
“I don't have shit to do tomorrow morning, Angie”
“Maybe you're tired”
“I'm not tired”
“I'll take a U turn as soon as I can”
“Angie?” I take her right hand from the wheel and kiss it.
“Yeah?”
“Take me for a ride”
“Ok”
“Where are you taking me?” I ask her as I let go of her hand and this time she opens the glove compartment and takes out a caseless cassette, putting it into the car player right away.
“To some place... you'll see” she smiles as Jim Morrison starts to sing.
Yeah, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girls understand
“Do we have a long way to go?” I ask a while later, as Brian Ferry's just admitted Love is the drug he prefers and we take Greenwood Avenue.
“No, we're almost there”
“Almost... can you be more specific?” I like to tease her and see her faces.
“Less than ten minutes and we're there. Are you getting bored?”
“Never, with you”
“So why are you so impatient?”
“I'm not impatient, I only wanna know if this place you want to take me to is within the borders of the United States or not. 'Cause if you, by any chance, are taking me to Canada, so our friends don't catch us, I warn you I didn't bring my passport”
“Ha ha” Angie gives me a nasty look, then her hand happens to land on my knee, which she gently squeeze.
“We're not crossing boundaries then”
“No, we're not”
“Where are we going then?”
“You'll see, soon”
She turns left at the next crossroad, then left again and the trees become thicker.
“I already know anyway: you're taking me to a park”
“Maybe” she lets go of the wheel and put her hands up wide open as to say who knows.
“No! You're taking me to the beach” I correct myself when, after a short while, the road goes downhill, plants thin out and I can see the horizon better.
“One thing does not exclude the other”
“I love watching you drive manual, you know?” I tell her, completely dropping the subject, lost in her driving movements.
“Haha my father taught me when I was twelve. And you?”
“Actually, I can't drive manual”
“No?? Really? You can't drive with a clutch?” she lookes at me shocked for a moment as she drives gently through the curves of the basically desert road.
“Hehe for real, I swear, I never tried”
“I'll teach you!”
“Thank you. I bet you're a good teacher”
“Good but strict”
“That's just perfect”
A yellow sign indicates a dead end street and that's when I figure out we've got to our destination. Angie turns into a rather narrow road on the left, then stops at some kind of natural open space, a clearing among the trees, with the front end of the car facing the wide free view of the ocean.
“Wow”
“From the upper parking lot the view is better but here it's quieter” she remarks as she turns off the car.
“I see” I look around and we're actually well hidden from the houses along the coastline.
“Do you like it?” she questions as she unwraps her scarf and throws it on the back seat. And from the speakers the Stones fade out and Nico's both smooth and scratchy voice comes in.
Here she comes, you better watch your step
She's going to break your heart in two
I have very little to watch out for by now. I'm in too deep and my heart is hers. It's not broken but she can do whatever she wants with it, even though she doesn't have false colored eyes and she's not an evil femme fatale like the one in the song.
“Yes, I like it here...” she can be a little tease though, with that smile of hers that... wait a minute “Angie?”
“Yes” she replies as she unbuttons her coat.
“I have this small sudden nagging question”
“Hehe that is?”
“Did you take me here to fuck?”
“EDDIE!”
“Fuck in a Mini Cooper?”
“HAHAHA”
“Why are you laughing? I only asked a question” actually I'm having such fun too but in subtler way.
“You just really don't know how to beat around the bush, right?”
“No, you should know by now... so?”
“So, I took you here so we could stay here, together, alone, and chill”
“That is, fucking”
“Not just that!”
“But also that”
“Well... if you want to, yes” she admits and I can see her blushing in the dark. This thing about initiatives is getting out of our hands. I'm not complaining though.
“I want to. But to do that, we could have gone to my apartment. I mean, it'd have been even better”
“Uhm not sure about that” she shakes her head not convinced.
“Both for the temperature and for the comfort”
“You're forgetting a small detail”
“What?”
“A not so small detail, who lives with you and his name is Jeff”
“Jeff knows when it's time to mind his own business, he's a smart guy”
“Too smart, that's the problem”
“Umph...”
“And you don't have such a view at your place” she retorts pointing through the windscreen.
“Whatever the place, the view is always spectacular when you're there”
“So basically you're telling me you wanna go back home” she looks down and plays dumb because she'd rather die than take a compliment.
“No, I wanna stay here and enjoy the view from up close” I hug her and my hands slip under her coat, pulling her closer for a kiss. The first one of a long series.
“So, did you like this... initiative?” she asks pulling back from my lips and still playing with my hair.
“Hehe yes, I liked it a lot. I'd just like to know how everything's gonna happen... from a, you know... technically”
“Just use some imagination”
“Next time you wanna have car sex, tell me first and I'll take my truck”
“Hahaha it's not that larger than this inside, you know?”
“But it has a bed, you know, in the back”
“Hahaha very comfortable and most of all very private”
“It depends on where you go...”
“Oh my god, you had sex in the truck bed??” Angie pulls away from me and looks at me as if she saw a ghost.
“A couple of times, yes”
“Fo the pleasure of the pervs and the voyeurs”
“I first made sure nobody was around”
“You're such a showoff!”
“There was nobody around, you asshole”
“Hehe there's nobody around here either”
“Right”
We looked at each other for a second, stop laughing and basically throw at each other at the same time. Angie shrugs off her coat and somehow flings it to the back, then climbs over me and straddles my legs. All this keeping her lips stuck to mine.
“Recline the back rest a little” she whispers into my ear.
“Like this?” I barely touch a side lever and find myself in a completely lying position in a second.
“Haha a little less than that, here, like this. Maybe try and go back a little too” Angie helps pulling me up a bit, then reaches for another toggle, under my seat I guess, and pushes it back, so that she wins some more vital space.
“Are you comfortable?”
“Yes, don't worry”
“Are you sure? You've got one knee against the door and another on the seatbelt attachment”
“I've never been more comfortable” if I don't like beating around the bush when I speak, Angie is the one who doesn't waste any time with actions., 'cause she's already trying to unzip my pants. She makes it and it only takes her a few seconds to make me go completely nuts. Then she pulls away all of a sudden and sits back on the driver seat.
“What are you doing? Where are you going?”
“Wait, I just have to remove... some obstacles” I see her unlacing her shoes, fidgeting with her jeans , and I guess with her panties too, before straddling me again. I pull everything down too in the meantime to make the whole dynamic easier. I don't pay attention to the fact I haven't seen her launch anything else towards the back seat and only when I touch her I realize she's still wearing one leg of her pants.
“You do things halfway” I smile against her lips.
“What if we have to get dressed quickly?”
“You thought about everything, didn't you?”
“You know I'm a neat person”
“Uhm I can see that. The tape too...”
“Which tape?”
“The sex mix tape we've been listening to since we left the restaurant”
“What?!” Angie springs up, I don't know if it's for my remark or for the way I'm touching her.
“Don't even try to pretend it's not a car sex compilation”
“It's not!”
“Tim Buckley has just said he wants to be your victim of love” and I relate to him a lot.
“It's a mix... kind of romantic maybe... that's just how it turned out”
“It's such a romantic mix that he asked you to whip him and spank him straight away”
“Have you ever heard about metaphors? And you even write songs”
“Metaphors. Sure. So when Eric Clapton talks about making love against the wall, is it some metaphor too? And I won't say what comes later in the song, that's even worse, 'cause I'm sure you already know” I unbutton her sweater and her shirt together, while she shrugs and tries to play dumb.
“It's just a great song”
“They're all great” I hold her and manage to pull her back over me.
“I don't wanna listen to shitty music when I drive” she states before taking my breath away with a kiss.
“Or whenever you sneak off with your boyfriend” I immediately give her a taste of the same medicine
“I'm neat” she stares at me before her witty reply. By the way... this tape... did she do it for the occasion? I mean, especially for tonight or for me anyway? Or is it a ready to use mix tape she keeps in her car in case she needs it? And if that's the case, who did she use it with? Did she make that tape with someone else in her mind? But most of all, why do I have to think about this bullshit right now?
“You forgot one thing though...” I'd better focus.
“What?”
“I'm not ready to be a dad”
“Uh! No... I got them, don't worry” all her confidence disappears in one second, Angie sits up and turns around, not only to try and open the glovebox but also to hide a little hint of embarrassment.
“You're my favorite neat freak”
“Actually... ehm... you wouldn't run that risk anyway... since... you know, I'm on the pill but, I mean...” she starts stuttering and opens the box without looking at me.
“Ok”
“I'd rather keep it that way, for now, I mean, I think it's better if we use them all the same... if it's not a problem for you...”
“Angie”
“At least for now, since... well... we just... and considering what happened before...”
“ANGIE?”
“Yes?”
“I sad it's alright, stop being paranoid, ok?”
“Are you sure?”
“Sure, we'll think about it later, right now it's great this way”
“Ok”
“Now come here”
“Here where? I'm already here”
“I mean, closer”
“We're in a Mini, I can't go that far”
“I'm cold and lonely down here on the passenger seat. And I want you. So come back here” I pull her close, tugging at the hems of her shirt and she gives in, either 'cause she's afraid I'll tear it up or because I convinced her with my words.
“The needy puppy look is almost more powerful than dimples” she rolls her eyes and smiles as she comes back to me.
“Really?”
“I said almost”
**
I still don't understand how can Angie have all this power over me, how can she disarm me and surprise me every time. Even a crazy stupid thing, like driving up to an unknown hidden place for some night acrobatic contortion in a small car, something I haven't done for almost ten years, becomes special with her, and not just for the act itself. Right now I'm totally enraptured by the girl whose body is over mine but not just because she's literally over me. The truth is she's over, under, inside, outside, on my shoulders, between my legs, in my head, in my blood, on my skin and all around. I make love to her in the most uncomfortable way and place but my only thought is that I want her closer, and closer, as if it was even possible. My only thought is not a thought because I can't think now, it's only an instinct, a sensation, a need, like hunger and thirst. I kiss her and through my closed eyelids I can see colors and bright dots, waves of light like electric shocks given from sudden lighting bolts. And the jolts of electricity become closer and closer together and more intense and I think I'm going crazy, 'cause I've never felt something like this. Until Angie disengages her mouth and uses it to speak.
“What the- OH FUCK”
So, I don't know if it's because of Angie, but we got each other so twisted up that we didn't notice the police car appeared who knows how long ago, from out of nowhere and parked a few yards from here with the lights on.
“Oh oh”
“OH OH? The fucking police is here and all you can say is Oh oh?” Angie comes back to reality much more quickly than me. I'm still kind of dizzy.
“What should I say? Would shit be more appropriate?”
“Yes, definitely”
“Are you getting dressed?”
“Oh of course not! I'll just stay here, waiting for the cops butt naked” Angie frantically gets dressed, whereas I do everything at a slower pace. I can say it's also easier for me.
“Don't panic too much, they may think you wanna hide something”
“Hiding something is exactly what I'm trying to do” she hurriedly pulls up her pants and starts buttoning down her sweater, ignoring the shirt underneath, and that might be on purpose or not.
The moment we hear someone knocking on the window we're both startled. Angie looks at her left, then right in front of her, then towards me and shakes her head with an imperceptible movement before wearing the most innocent expression I've ever seen on her face since I first met her.
“Good evening, officer” she addresses one of the guys who killed our fun tonight after rolling down the window on her side. From the shadow I see through my window, I can say his colleague is on my side.
“Good evening... although good night would be more appropriate, what do you think?” we got the cop who tries to be funny. Fuck.
“Well, yeah, hehe!” Angie decides to go along and I agree with her plan “How... ehm... how can I help you?”
“Uhm let me think, why don't you start by turning on the light and give me your document, miss?”
“Sure!” Angie stretches out towards the back seat and the policeman knocks lightly on the windscreen of the car with his billy club pointing at the space where the rearview mirror is, to catch her attention and let her understand she has to switch on the interior lights first. She gasps then obliges, before starting to look for her papers again.
“Keep calm” I whisper as she takes her beg and gives everything to the officer. I'd rather be the driver, I'm afraid Angie will get nervous and do something wrong. I think it's the first time the police stops her.
“Thank you, I'd like to see the ones of your... friend too... please” the guy gives me an extremely bad look and at the same time someone knocks at my window. As I turn around I see a female silhouette gesturing for me to wind it down.
“Good evening, here it is” I take out my wallet very slowly, find my driving licence and give it to the policewoman.
“Angelina W. Pacifico... Idaho, huh?”
“Yeah, I moved here a few months ago” Angie deliberately adds something as an answer to a question no one asked, trying to look willing to cooperate.
“1972. Wow, it almost seems true hahaha!” the officer waves the document in the air and laughs through gritted teeth looking at his partner.
“It seems? Of course it's true!” Angie gets upset and I go pale in a second because if she starts responding to his provocations, we'll be dead.
“If you say so... I'll check it out”
“Feel free to check, so you can see for yourself!” fucking dead.
“Why don't you also give me your registration doc, so I can check that too, miss”
“Alright! I'll give it to you immediately, then you can also frisk me, him and search my whole car, my conscience is clear!”
“Do you know you've just given me a great idea, Miss Pacifico?” the jerk laughs again and I hope Angie will soon take that angry look off her face as I see her getting out the car documents.
“26 years old. Aren't you a little too old for that girl?” the police woman asks me after she's checked my licence and I decide to keep my mouth shut. Unfortunately someone else has a different opinion.
“I AM OF AGE! How many times do I have to tell you?”
“Shut up!” the officer's yell catches me off guard since it comes from my side. Apparently he has come to get my document from his colleague. After that he goes back to their car for the checking.
“Angie, don't talk, please” I hiss and hope she'll follow my advice.
“Wether you're of age or not, he's still a little older than you” the woman leans down on the car door and talks gently to Angie through the window.
“That's not a crime” she says in a lower voice and I don't even know if the officer heard her. Maybe she finally understood what the correct behaviour is.
“You're going to the University of Washington, right?” the policewoman asks. She clearly wants to chit chat to kill time and ease the tension.
“Yes, how do you know?”
“The bump sticker”
“Oh right! Yeah, I moved here for that, to go to college”
“With your family?” ok, the Good cop/Bad cop operation has officially started.
“No, by myself”
“So, you're living on your own, you've got an apartment...”
“Well, yeah”
“And you?” this time she talks to me and to do that she points her flashlight right at my face.
“I don't go to college”
“I mean, don't you have a place?”
“Sure”
“So what the hell are you doing here? In a car? Well, something that looks like a car” she goes on switching off the flashlight and using it to vaguely point at Angie's car and I abruptly turn towards her, 'cause I know this could be enough to get her mad and we'd be fucked. But she keeps on with her quiet act.
“We were going for a ride”
“A ride?”
“Yeah” I repeat.
“But you were parked”
“We stopped for a minute” my girlfriend promptly replies.
“Stopped to do what?”
“Chat” a mechanism has tacitly established by which we take turns giving answers, so this time it's me speaking.
“Talk” Angie adds.
“Listen to music” the answer was suggested by the tape, which goes on and now it's time for... The rain song?? Holy fuck, Angie, couldn't you be more obvious? And she got the nerve to say it's not a car fuck mix tape. The cassette alone would be an evidence of public indecency in court.
“Enjoy the view”
“Yeah, actually as soon as we got here we noticed how focused you were on the view” the woman rolls her eyes and barely holds a laugh. We'd laugh too if we weren't under interrogation.
“She didn't make it clear what kind of view she was talking about... you, you gotta try and be more open minded, please!” the comedian colleague is back and gives Angie her documents back through the open window.
“Right!” the woman exchanges an amused look with her partner, who's back with the questions.
“Right, so, if I search this bumper car, will I find drugs or not?”
“Of course not, officer” she replies with no hesitation and I hope it's true 'cause if he actually finds something, we'll be in double deep shit.
“Guns?”
“What? Please, I hate them”
“And what if I give you a breathalyzer? What will I find?”
“Nothing, 'cause I didn't drink. He did, he had something to drink, but he's not driving, I'm driving, so...”
“Yeah, I see, I got it from the start that you're the one who leads, that was quite obvious hahaha” the cop can't hold himself and bursts out laughing in the end, followed suit by his partner, who scolds him though, also revealing his name to us.
“Barlow!”
“Ok ok, do you know why we stopped you?”
“You didn't, we weren't moving” Angie whispers in a very low voice as she gives me the car registration to put away into the glove box. But it's not low enough.
“Don't try to be funny, Miss! Do you know it or not?” don't tell him that if he does, then you can do it too. I know you're dying to tell him but don't do it, please!
“No” we both reply at the same time. Thank god. At least she knew about this: with the police, always say you don't know.
“'Cause you think that fucking in a car in a public place is a normal thing, right?”
“It's not public if nobody's there, is it?” my girlfriend tries but she'll be very disappointed.
“On what rulebook did you read this?” he answers sarcastically.
“I hope you're not studying law, darling”
“No. I study cinema”
“Uh! So you were rehearsing a scene! That's what it was!” these two are having the time of their life with us.
“Barlow, shut up! Ehm ehm we're patrolling the area because there have been some robberies lately. There's a gang who targets couples who come here at night to park, like you guys”
“So if I were you, I'd change my habits a little” the guy adds as he starts breathing again after his fucking laughter fits.
“You have an apartment each, just go there”
“O'Hara, can't you understand? There must be some cheating going on here! He leaves his girlfriend at home with an excuse and meets his younger mistress, am I right or am I wrong?”
“NO!” Angie reacts outraged and I feel this night will last much much longer.
“You can tell us, I mean, this surely is not a crime” Barlow leans down and folds his arms against the window opening in the car door, almost diving inside.
“There's no girlfriend at home”
“So she's the cheater”
“No one's cheating on anyone, I'm her boyfriend, we're together”
“Ok so, help me understand: you're together, I mean, in a regular relationship, she's legal, you both have a place... annoying roommates?” agent O'Hara counts the elements that don't add up to her on her fingertips.
“No, I mean, not too much” Angie looks at me as she replies, as if she was looking for a suggestion or, most likely, 'cause she finds it all unreal, just like me.
“So why arent' you at home?”
“You gotta ask her” I don't know why I answer like that, I can't even say if I did it for real, I don't even notice. It just comes out like that, spontaneously.
“Eddie?!”
“Tell us, Angie, why aren't you at home?” the comedian gets curious and calls her by her first name.
“Because... because it's a new thing”
“And we got that, also considering the... the enthusiasm” he goes on, earning the umpteenth fake nasty look from his partner.
“She doesn't want to tell our friends” and I guess this is me again, freewheeling talking.
“Why? Is there some ex?” O'Hara questions and now we went from interrogation to gossiping.
“No. I mean, yes,” Angie corrects herself when she sees me making a face “but that's not the reason”
“What is it then? Don't tell me you're ashamed of him? I'm not particularly attracted to long-haired men but he seems a good looking guy to me, after all”
“I'm not ashamed at all, he's... he's very good looking, he's perfect, in everything” are we going from gossip to confessions? Wait a minute, what did she just say?
“It's just... well, we know the same people, it's a whole group of friends. And some of them play in a band, with him”
“Musicians, huh? We'd better do a search after all” Barlow tells another shitty joke but his colleague ignores him and focuses on the current topic.
“And are they closer to you or him? Are they more your friends or his?”
“Well, I got to know them a few months before but... I'd say they're friends of both of us in the same way”
“Ok, so you're both afraid to lose them and to make him lose them, if things went wrong, right?”
Angie nods in silence to O'Hara's words and I'm completely stunned. Lose them? Suddenly a new light is shed on the situation, a new point of view I hadn't considered before. Angie told me she doesn't trust herself but she trusts me and I didn't fully believe this version. She's always been worried about our friends, 'cause they're kind of nosy and always intruding in other people's private life, but I never figured out they were the actual object of her insecurities. The guys.
“I'm afraid they'll judge me or him. I'm afraid I can create problems in the group and that we'll end up parting ways” Angie's still confessing and I wonder if she needed to be pressured by the police to finally tell the truth. But is it Angie, who never talked, or is it me, who never understood?
“But it's just a normal thing, dear! Take each other, leave each other, take each other again, break up again, get together with another guy of the gang. It happens all the time among groups of friends but that doesn't necessarily ruin the friendship” O'Hara lights up a cigarette and from good cop she officially turned into big sister or aunt, the one you can tell everything to.
“Well, I don't know, I've never had a group of friends, I mean, not so big. I've never had so many friends” now everything's clear, shit. She's never had them and she doesn't want to lose them.
“Angie, even if something went wrong between us, don't worry, our friends would kick my ass, not yours. And if one of us has got to take the brush off, well, it's gonna be me” I try and reassure her but looking at her face I guess I'm failing.
“And do you think that would hurt me less?”
“It's like watching Oprah live” Barlow says, totally hooked on our show.
“Angie, friends will be friends. The truth is friends do care, yeah, but not that much. Don't get me wrong, friends love you, give you advice wether you asked for it or not, they can get in the way and root for you or him, but in the end they just want you both to be ok, together or not. At some point they stop and say it's up to you, guys, in the best sense possible. And if they disappear in the end, well, it means they weren't true friends”
“Maybe, maybe you're right”
“Sure I'm right!”
“Right or not, you can't come here and have sex anymore, do you understand?” the cop, who was basically collapsing on the car door, stands up straight and gives a couple of punches against the roof of the car, maybe to wake himself up.
“Sure”
“It won't happen again”
“Fine. It's getting late, let's go O'Hara”
“Go home, guys. And drive safe, Angie, ok?”
“Ok, thanks officer”
“Good night”
“Good night”
We roll up the windows at the same time, Angie starts the car and waits.
“Why aren't they moving?”
“They're waiting for us to go first, to make sure we are actually leaving” I explain and smile for the fact that she didn't understand that. And this quick scene is like a little representation of her innocence. Sometimes I forget that she's so young and has little experience of everything, and no, I'm not only talking about how to handle the police when they pull you over.
“Oh right, I didn't think about that” Angie snorts and we leave.
“That was so weird” we're back in town when Angie finally breaks the silence.
“Yeah”
“Such an embarrassing moment”
“Very embarrassing” it opened my eyes a little though, so it actually turned out to be useful. Since we left we haven't mentioned what had happened, we haven't mentioned anything because we just kept our mouth shut and only exchanged quick looks and smiles and sang a few songs. Now that everything's started sinking in, it's time to return to the core of the matter and do the talk, this time only between us.
“It never happened to me”
“To me neither” I had dealt with the police before but not for this kind of infringment.
“I've been there many times and I never saw the cops there, these robberies must be something recent”
It takes me a while to register what she said, maybe 'cause I'm still thinking about the infraction we were committing on these front seats like an hour ago. But when I figure it out it's like I've been awaken with someone throwing a bucket full of ice at my face.
“Never? Do you mean... you'd been there already?”
“Sure. If not, how could I know the place?” she calmly answers, so either she's crazy or she doesn't know where I'm getting at or she doesn't care.
“With who?” Angie's mouth opens up forming a small O and so I guess now she does know where I'm getting at.
“What do you mean, with who? With... with Meg”
“With Meg”
“Yeah, she's been living here for so long, she knows the area. She took me there”
“She took you to the beach at night to do what?”
“To go for a ride! To just stay there, drinking, smoking, gossiping, normal stuff”
“And that's it?”
“Hahaha why? What else do you think we were doing there?”
“I mean, you went there with Meg and that's it? But you said you've been there many times”
“And with you?”
“Ok, so, with Meg and I... and no one else?”
“Well...”
“Angie?”
“Not just you two...”
“Have you been there with Jerry?”
“...”
“Angie, I'm talking to you”
“I know, it's only me here” we're at the traffic lights and Angie looks around inside the car, even giving a glance at the back seat, before turning back to look at me.
“So?”
“I didn't go there with Jerry”
“So would you swear to me that you didn't take me to the same place where you used to park with your ex boyfriend?
“No, I didn't!”
“Ok”
“With Jerry.. ehm... we used to go to the upper parking place on the hill”
“WHAT?!”
“What? Why are you mad?”
“Why? What do you mean why? You took me to the same place where you fucked your ex and I'm not supposed to get mad?!”
“I never fucked Jerry there”
“The fact it was a different paking lot 50 yards away doesn't change anything, Angie”
“I mean I never did it with Jerry in the car!” she exclaims as she gestures an apology to the guy in the car behind us, who's just honked at us because we didn't go immediately when the lights turned green. What the hell does this fucker want? Is he in a fuckin' hurry or something? Fuck you man.
“Didn't you?”
“No, I never... I never had full sexual intercourse with Jerry in a car”
“This use of very, very specific and technical terminology looks kind of suspicious to me”
“We kissed and stuff”
“I don't wanna know” she says it and I'm already imagining it, I mean, I can imagine even if she doesn't say anything. My imagination doesn't need further help.
“But you practically asked me”
“I'm not stupid, I get that you didn't fuck him there, but still you did something. That's the same to me”
“Who cares who I took there first, now I got you, I'm with you”
“I care because... because it's weird, it gives me a... bad feeling... I don't like it”
“I told you as soon as we got there that I had already been there, but you didn't say anything then. Why are you suddenly upset now?”
She's right actually, she told me, I don't remember the exact words, but she let me know. The truth is I was so enraptured by the situation, by her, her scent, her gestures as she was taking off her coat, her big eyes, her naughty heart-shaped smile... I was like drunk and didn't understand shit.
“Maybe I hadn't noticed then, and now I did”
“I come from another state, I don't know many places. If I want to go to some quiet place with you, of course I have to follow... ehm... the beaten road”
“Well let's just stay home then and avoid going anywere else, problem solved”
“If you say so... Jerry's been in my bed too, shall we stop going there too?” Angie gives me a perplexed look and I know, I know I'm crazy, that I'm the sick one, that retroactive jealousy makes no sense. But I'm so fucking mad right now!
“Could you... could you just not remind me, please?”
“But... are you jealous of Jerry?”
“No” nooooo, I'm not! Why do you think that?
“Ok. Also because it'd be really stupid if you were” there you go.
“Exactly”
“Because I'm not interested in him, there's no chance at all I could be into him ever again and go back to him anytime soon” are you sure about that? I mean, on your part I know there's no chance. But Jerry, he still has hope. He told me! And this is a piece of information I'm gonna keep to myself.
“I know”
“Fine”
“Did you use the tape with him too or is it exclusively for me?”
“I did the mix tape yesterday, for you, for the occasion” she retorts tiredly as she rolls her eyes.
“Ok”
“Are you happy about that?”
“Very happy. I like it”
“Thank god”
“And how was Jerry's tape?”
“Jesus... Jerry never had a tape”
“I don't believe you”
“Believe what you want, I could as well not answer, because in the end that's none of your business. Yet I answered and told you the truth” she's right, what she had with Jerry is none of my business. And I'm acting like a jerk.
“Sorry”
“It's ok”
“I'm stupid sometimes”
“I noticed that”
“Then it goes away and I'm back to normal”
“I hope so”
“Can I borrow the tape? I wanna make a copy”
“I hope it goes away soon, very soon”
**
“Here we are” Angie stops one block away from my condo, as she's been doing lately every time she takes me home.
“Look, Jeff's not the bored meddler housewife who waits at the window to check who I'm going out with. He doesn't give a fuck, I'm not Stone” I joke to ease the tension, which is still on despite my apologies and the shit I say.
“Friday”
“Friday what? What happens?”
“You're playing at the Ok Hotel on Friday”
“Yes”
“And we're also celebrating Jeff's birthday, that's gonna be two days later”
“Right”
“And on Monday you'll start recording Eleven”
“Hahaha the name's Ten”
“But it's eleven songs! It doesn' t make sense, I told you!” she finally turns around to face me and her hands move to the lower part of the wheel.
“What's the point? It's also our first record, should we call it One? Or First? Hehehe”
“You can laugh as much as you want, when you won't know how to call your tenth album, then we'll see who'll have the last laugh”
“The tenth? Do you believe we'll last that long?”
“Sure! But you'll split up right because of that record, 'cause you won't agree on how to call it, and you'll be torn between... I don't know... a surfing brand and a Seattle Supersonics bench player”
“Hahaha that's if the Seattle Supersonics will still exist by then”
“Why wouldn't they?” she asks suddenly serious, in her typical adorable way of focusing on totally secondary aspects.
“Do you ever think about the future? I mean, future future, like in twenty or thirty years” I do. Now, for example, I'm picturing myself twenty years from now, taking to you in a car, maybe as we get back home from a Sonics' game.
“Uhmmm no, I mean, not in detail. But I'm eager to know if Kubrik was right about 2001 or if in 2019 we'll have android replicants slaves like in Blade Runner. Yeah, that's something I often think about”
“Hehe I mean your future, what's gonna happen to you personally, where you'll be at. I mean, where you picture yourself and what do you see yourself like... stuff like that” I ask her again and I'd want to confess that sometimes I do think about my future. And she would make fun of me, 'cause someone used at living the moment who thinks about the future doesn't make sense. But I'd pretend I didn't hear her and I'd say that I don't know if I'll get there but sometimes I like to think of myself in twenty or thirty years, maybe with shorter grey hair or no hair at all, living off my music, married, with two or three kids. And that's how I'd scare her to death and she'd definitely run away from me.
“Well, no, honestly I don't. I only hope I'll get my degree before then”
“What? A control freak like you doesn't plan her future? You surprise me”
“You can't controll the distant future, like the past. The only thing you can have control on is the present. Or the near future” she shrugs as her eyes wander through the windshield.
“You're living the moment too, then? Should I expect you to climb some building in your free time?”
“Hehe no but my planning time is short term. For example, this time I planned until Friday, as I was telling you, before we got lost in one of our typical nonsense conversations” I love our typical nonsense conversations.
“What happens on Friday?”
“I though we could do it on Friday”
“Do what? Climb some building? I'd start with something iconic, like that Hat'n'Boots shit at the gas stations, what's its name...”
“I thought we could say it on Friday”
“Say what?”
“About us... to our friends”
“Uh” I can't believe that. Am I dreaming? Yes, come on, the cops story was too weird, of course it's all a dream, I should have known.
“Since everybody's gonna be there for different reasons, I think that could be the right time. So, you know, we'll say it just once” she keeps talking and strangely I didn't wake up yet.
“Are you sure?”
“Yes”
“You don't have to do it just because two fucking cops told you to”
“It's not for that”
“Neither because I got mad for no reason a minute ago”
“Not even for that”
“Why then?”
“Hahah you've been pestering me to tell everybody from the start and now you're making a fuss?” Angie lets go of the wheel and turns around towards me completely.
“I'm not making a fuss, I just want you to be sure and it seems strange to me that you got convinced in a couple of hours”
“I didn't get conviced now, I've always thought we'd say it sooner or later obviously. Now I realized the moment has come”
“Has it?
“Yes”
“Ok”
“Great”
“We're doing it on Friday”
“Alright”
“And how do we do it? I mean, practically, how will we do? Should I get on stage, point at you and say into the mic Just so you know, that girl down there is my girfriend?”
“If you dare doing something like that, you won't even be alive for Pearl Jam's first album, much less for the tenth” she threatens me so good that I'm scared for real.
“Should I get some posters printed?”
“We won't have to do anything special, we'll just act normal”
“And how will we communicate with our friends? Telepathically?”
“We'll act normal, do as we always do when we're alone and they're not around”
“Do you mean tear our pants off and jump on each other?” I know, I know I'm ajerk. She's finally opening up and I just talk bullhsit. But I can't help it, that's how I am, especially when I'm happy.
“Eddie!”
“You're fixating on public places, huh? I didn't know this... exhibitionist side of you, ouch!” I insist as I try and dodge her slaps.
“You're such an ass!”
“Hehe come on, I was kidding”
“I'm talking serious stuff and you make fun of me”
“I joke because I'm happy for your decision”
“Anyway... I meant normal stuff, walking hand in hand, hugging, kissing, but without showing off too much, discreetly but so that everyone understands. And they'll come to ask us Do you have to tell us something? or Are you a couple? and at that point we'll only have to say yes, short answer, no further explanation needed”
“You're a genius”
“Do you think it'll do?”
“Sure it will do, I think it's a very good idea”
“Ok, it's a deal then”
“And since we're telling everybody next Friday, could you please drive me home?”
“Hahaha no”
“And maybe come in with me”
“Is it Friday already?”
“Uhm no”
“Forget it then”
“How long is it until Friday?”
“Not that long. Good night” Angie gets close to give me what in her intentions was supposed to be a quick kiss but I can't resist and hold her for much longer.
“You're freezing, put your coat back on” I tell her as I unwillingly pull away from that cold hug. Cold in terms of temperature only.
“You're right, I left so fast that I forgot to put it on” she follows my advice and grabs it from the back seat.
“So... good night” I kiss her once again, open the door and get out of her car.
“Good night, I'll call you tomorrow, ok?” I nod at her and smile internally. I love when she calls. Then suddenly, right when she's about to start the car again, I remember a not so small detail.
“Angie, wait!” I knock against the car door on her side a couple of times, she brakes and rolls the window down.
“What's wrong? Did you forget anything?” she asks as she looks around inside the car.
“What does W stand for?”
“What?”
“The cop, when he was reading through your driving licence, he said Angelina W. Pacifico. What does W stand for?
”Oh. That W” she stiffens and the engine goes off, I don't think she turned it off on purpose.
“Yep, that one” I lean down and look at her through the open window, waiting for an answer.
“It's a first letter”
“I got that. The first letter of...”
“Of a name”
“Ok, and what's this name?”
“My second name”
“That is...?”
“That is... a name starting with W” she gives me a pained look and I feel she's not done with her blabbering.
“Hahaha what's that, another of your secrets?”
“Exactly! Good night, Eddie” she's about to wind up the window but I put my hand in the way and stop her.
“Hahaha good night my ass, tell me your name!”
“Do I have to?”
“You're my girlfriend, I gotta know your full name!”
“I don't know your full name”
“I was born Edward Louis Severson III, I was Edward Jerome Mueller for a while and now I'm Edward Jerome Vedder, 'cause I took my mother's last name”
“Jerome and Louis are lovely names” she remarks, focusing on the names and completely ignoring the anagraphic mess that is my identity.
“I bet your second name's lovely too”
“No, it's not”
“W as in... Wendy?”
“Nope”
“Wanda?”
“No”
“Wilhelmina? Winifred?”
“No and no”
“Winona”
“I wish. It's not even a name”
“It's not a name, what does it mean?”
“It's a name that is not a name, it's... it's a thing”
“A thing? Wait... hippie parents, right?”
“Ehm... yeah, something like that”
“Willow!”
“No”
“Water”
“No, good night Eddie” she restarts the car and at least my desperate expression has the power to bring back a smile on her face.
“Shit, you can't leave me like this!”
“Yet I'm doing it, nighty night!” Angie goes away just like that and leaves me here, alone, to rack my brain on the umpteenth mystery, a new thing I don't know about her and I'm looking forward to know.
“No no no, Grace, I'm sorry but I have to tell you: you got it all wrong. What about this guy here? Where did he come from? Do you wanna go? Just go! How much space do you need to pass a Granada diesel?” without taking anything away from my dear father's car, it's not exactly the fastest model produced by Ford.
“Why?”
“Do you want me to pull over? Is it enough or do I have to get out and help you push your car? Oh there you go! Good boy! What do you mean, why? Do you see any logic in it?” the asshole passes me and I can go back to torture Grace.
“Well, apart from the night guard who was about to catch us, it was nice and it seemed like you were having fun”
“I was! The night pic nic at the abandoned factory was cool. And also running from the guard. Well, if you can call it running. You were as slow as a snail. If the guy was at least a little in shape, he'd have got us”
“He'd have got me, since you fled without even waiting for me” she sulks.
“I was waiting for you in the car”
“Sure”
“With the engine on, I had a detailed plan in my head”
“I can imagine”
“Anyway, the date was an 8, I didn't mean that”
“What else then?”
“The cassette. It's all wrong” I'm not saying she has to be on Angie's level, she's sort of a black belt in the art of making mix tapes. But this is a complete mistake. If I had known, I'd not have asked her to bring something to listen to in the car.
“Hahaha they're songs I like, how can they be wrong?”
“It's not the songs, it's how you put them together. You broke every rule for the creation of a mix tape” the songs, taken individually, go from ok to amazing. Some even surprised me. I had no idea Grace knew bands like Cock Sparrer or Japan, which have got nothing to do with each other. And of course one comes after the other in Grace's mix.
“Do rules exist for that?”
“Sure they do!”
“Tell me one of those so-called rules”
“Well, first of all, you've got no theme”
“A theme?”
“Yeah, a theme, a common thread, something they have in common”
“The theme is: Songs I like”
“Nuh-uh that's not how it works. You gotta tell a story and not just throw in random tracks. You mixed songs of different genres, decades, mood, even different languages!”
“I love that song by Ofra Haza!”
“Slow ones, then fast ones, then all the slow ones. No! And you can't just pick a lo-fi tune and then follow with a super produced song”
“I'm not a musician, I don't care about technicalities, I just go with my feelings”
“What kind of insane feelings bring you to the point of putting Bootsy Collins right after Bauhaus?”
“They both set... an atmosphere” Gracie shrugs but I go on with my rant.
“And you selected live tracks too... live tracks... in a compilation... uhm... that's a no-no”
“Ok, so how do you grade the cassette?”
“Unclassifiable. Try again”
“And how do you grade these instead?” she crosses her legs to show me her new pair of boots. As if I hadn't noticed them already.
“A 10, of course. Pete, your ex, advised you good” they're brown, with thin tight laces and some sort of side floral embroidery.
“Pete is not my ex and you know it. And don't pretend to be jealous, nobody falls for that”
“I'm not jealous, I was simply acknowledging his refined taste” and they look great with those corduroy shorts.
“And by the way, I didn't buy them there, I found them in a thrift shop downtown” I bask in the belief she bought them especially for me, because she knows the effect they have on me.
“They're not bad. Although you didn't buy them from Pete” on the other hand though I don't want her to think I'm some kind of perv who can't get an erection without seeing a nice pair of boots. And generally I don't want her to believe I'm that kind of person you have to necessarily surprise every fucking time with something weird and over the top. That's the impression I got but maybe it's just me. I mean, the date thing is funny but mostly because it's our thing and not because of the peculiarity of the date choices.
“You're an asshole, Stone. Did somebody ever tell you?”
“Yeah. But it sounds better when you say it” I reply, quickly taking her hand and kissing it and I really wanna see her comeback to my masterstroke.
“Sounds better than my mix tape too?” she's good too, I have to admit it.
“Definitely. Also because it doesn't take that much...” but she doesn't know yet how much I like having the last word.
“Right. As much as it took me to realize you're an asshole” she retorts with a wink. The last word, she loves stealing it from me so much.
**
“Are you sure you don't want anything?” Grace asks me from the bathroom, while I focus on one of the fishtanks.
“Sure, I'm full” she must have prepared like twenty sandwiches for the pic nic, plus the wine. Yeah, I'm full.
“Can't you make a tiny little room in your stomach for dessert?”
“I think I don't have any room left in any internal organs, even if I wanted to. Maybe into my ears, I could try but...”
“Not even for this dessert?” Grace comes out and the way she shows up is not new to me but not less extraordinary.
“Well... maybe... just a little bite...” I think my internal organs are exploding the moment Grace walks up to me, wearing nothing but her boots.
I instinctively back up but I don't know why, this fucking instinct must be broken because I have no intention to escape her attentions. Maybe I'm just overwhelmed by her beauty. Maybe I'm still a little tipsy.
“Perfect.” Grace walks my way but instead of hugging me, she passes me by and walks up to the kitchen. I see her move away one of the chairs, maybe the new one, then place her hands on the table to jump on it “So, what are you waiting for? The meal is ready”
“From which porn b-movie did you get this quote?”
“Hurry up or I'll put my clothes back on”
“Ok”
**
“What are you doing tonight? Are you sleeping here?” I'm still trying to remember who I am and where I am and what kind of truck has just hit me, when Grace shows up again in the kitchen wearing pyjamas, brushing her teeth.
“It depends”
“On what?”
“If I can sleep in your bed I'll stay, otherwise I'll go back home” I don't know what gave me the strength to come up with the topic that could bring to a big heavy discussion. Maybe I reached such a balance in our relationship that I can openly talk about everything. Or maybe it's just that my lower back hurts, my leg hurt, all my bones hurt and I'm sleepy, so I'd rather sleep on the closest most comfortable surface.
“Ok, see you tomorrow then” Grace points at me with the toothbrush, then sticks it back into her mouth and goes back into the bathroom.
“Come on, Pebbles, why do you always act like that?” I get up from the couch, pulling up my boxers and pants, trying not to lose balance, then set up to go to the bathroom to speak face to face like normal people do. But the face to face thing becomes literal when she rushes out of the door like a fury and we almost crack heads.
“What the hell did you just call me?” she asks barely holding a laugh.
“You said your last name means stone, right? I can't call you... She-Stone, that would be weird”
“Stonia?”
“No”
“Stonette?”
“Why can't we sleep together?” I drag her back on the crux of the matter because knowin her, and me, we could go on like this for hours.
“I told you why, it's complicated” Grace walks away from me and stops in front of the couch, as if she wanted to sit there, but then changes her mind and goes on to take a sit at the kitchen table, on the chair right beside the entrance.
“I know but time has passed. And you gotta start somewhere to... get used to another person's presence, right? Let's go step by step, together” I take back the chair Grace had thrown on the side half an hour ago and I sit down, right in front of her.
“I'm not the only one who has to get used to something new, Stone” her words tell me there's clearly something else and I'm not stupid, I've known for a while that it's not just a matter of being used at being single. There's something that's making her insecure. At first I thought it was something in her room, like the tons of stuffed animals or some real animal, some weird pet she didn't want to tell me about. Then I figured out it's more than that. I thought he could have OCD or something like that, something that makes here panic as soon as someone enters in the picture and threatens her balance. I mean, just think about what happened with the chair thing. Maybe she arranges her things on her nighstand following a determined use order or she makes her bed using set squares and a ruler and the thought that someone could mess it up makes her go nuts. I guess she only manages to sleep in her empty bed. Then I thought it could've got something to do with her past, maybe with the long illness she never wants to talk about. Maybe she's taking meds that fuck her up a little or that she simply doesn't want me to see. I even went as far as to thinking she could take some drugs. But no, not Gracie. And what would be the connection with her bedroom?
“Ok, if you tell me what I have to get used to, maybe I can start right now and you can follow suit, what do you think?”
“I wish it was that easy”
“I know it's not easy or I wouldn't have waited so long before putting the squeeze on you”
“Are you putting the squeeze on me?”
“Yes, just talk”
“Do I have to?”
“I won't leave until you tell me what's wrong. For real”
“Oh.” maybe Grace has just realized that I'm being serious and that I won't put up with her elusive explanations anymore “Ok”
“Don't be scared, it's... it's just me.” I stretch my arms out on the table to take both her hands in mine and finally she looks up to me “And you know how smart I am, I can comprehend anything, don't worry”
“Hehehe I know, I can trust you”
“That's it”
“I gotta trust you, I mean, I knew this moment would have come, I have to tell you sooner or later. I can't hide it from you forever. Despite your particular preferences.
“What do you mean?”
“Ugh I can't believe I'm about to have the talk, again” she covers her face with her hands and then runs them through her hair.
“Again?”
“That must be why I became allergic to steady relationships: just to avoid having the same talk each time. But then you came and blew up my plans” Grace takes my hands once again, squeezes them gently and smiles, before letting them go and focusing back on the table cloth's print.
“Which talk?”
“It's not easy for me to feel comfortable with a man... in intimacy”
“Really? 'Cause my joints and I didn't notice” I try and joke to ease the tension but I'm not sure I should. Maybe I should just keep my mouth shut and let her speak.
“I'm not only talking about that intimacy but rather in general”
“'Cause you need your space and-”
“No, it's not about that. It's... it's a physical thing, Stone”
“Physical?”
“I know, knowing me, one would thing the problem is in my head. And won't deny that, it's a fact that I'm not completely in my right mind”
“Well... you said that, huh?” I shrug and reply to her half smile with a full one.
“But the main problem, well, it's about my body”
“Your body can't possibly have any problem, Pebbles”
“Because you haven't seen all of it, Bam Bam” considering the gravity of the moment, I decide to ignore the nickname. Also because I called for it.
“I haven't, really? What else is there to see, more than I already saw?”
“I'd say that your strange fixation gave me a sort of advantage this time. Or disadvantage. Because thanks to that, I could postpone the talk forever pretending the problem doesn't exist, so it really depends on how you look at it”
“My strange... Gracie, I'm not getting what you're trying to say, could you be clearer?”
“There's something odd in my body, something you haven't seen yet”
“Has it got something to do with your past health problems?”
“Yes”
“Oh Grace, a couple of scars won't make me uncomfortable!” I stand up, ready to take her in my arms and squeeze her to death as a punishment but she keeps sitting, glued to her chair.
“Hehehe scars... I wish it was that!”
“Is it worse?”
“The problem is not something I have but rather something... I don't have”
“I must be dumb, I didn't notice anything”
“Do you know what an osteosarcoma is?”
“Given the name, I'd say a bone disease” the technical medical term breaks into a so far lighthearted conversation and hijacks it towards a darker destination.
“A tumor, for the record”
“Is that what happened to you, years ago?”
“Yes”
“But you won against that fucking tumor, I mean, you're alright now”
“But that fucking tumor left its mark anyway, Stone”
“Grace, seriously, there's nothing that could push me away from you. I know I may look like an uptight fucker but I'm not easily impressed” I'd better avoid telling her that I don't really like needles though.
“Do you know how they cure osteosarcoma?”
“Chemotherapy?”
“Chemotherapy and surgery”
“Ok”
“It started from the big toe, an extremely rare circumstance the doctors said”
“You always have to stand out, right?” I try and keep things light and Grace smiles keeps going along with me but I'm not sure this is the best attitude although I'm not showing it.
“Then it spread to all the toes, then the rest. It was all so fast, one week before I felt good, I lived my life as usual, then my foot hurt while I was jogging and one week later I was risking to lose my leg or worse, to die if it reached vital organs”
“But the super docs did their magic thing and cured you and got you back in shape” I sound like the annoying child who doesn't wanna hear the drama parts of the good night story and wants to get straight to the happy ending so he can fall asleep in peace.
“Yeah, they saved me. At a small cost”
“Grace, I don't give a fuck if your foot is not nice to see, the important thing is that you're here, now, with me, and you can tell this story”
“It's not nice to see because you can't see it, Stone. Didn't you understand? It's not there anymore, I don't have it, I had to have it amputated” I can hear words coming out of Grace's lips but they sound emptied of every trace of sense and meaning. I feel the need to sit down and say something, anything, but whereas I manage to do the first thing, my second goal seems strangely impossible. Maybe for the first time in my life I don't know what to say. I mean, there are so many things I'd want to say that roll in my head and they all seem stupid, shallow, flat and completely useless.
“Stone?”
And I don't even know how to move now. What do I do? If I back up, I'd look detached. If I get closer, she'll think I'm flaunting a quietness I realistically can't have right now. Same thing if I look at her feet. But if I purposedly avoid looking at them, she'll convince herself she scared me.
“Say something, Stone. Or if you don't wanna say anything, at least close your mouth, you've got it wide open for fifteen minutes” Graces reaches for me over the table and closes my jaw with a light pressure of her hand. Her hand so delicate, sweet, gentle, like her. I can't believe something so terrible could happen right to Grace. Ok, nobody deserves such pain and the world is full of horrors. But I wanna be free to get mad at such an injustice.
“Is it the left one or right one?” I finally speak. And I say something stupid, of course.
“What difference does it make?” Grace looks at me as if I was dumb.
“I just asked”
“The right one”
“And do you have a prosthesis?”
“How would I stand up and walk otherwise?”
“But you wouldn't say it, I mean, when you walk, you walk normally. You're just-”
“As slow as a snail” she finishes my sentence and it's like when in crime movies they give you the ultimate hint and it lights a spark for the detective, who starts going backwards through all the key points of the investigation. In my specific case, all the times I made fun of Grace for being slow.
“God, I'm a jerk” and here's the sudden realization.
“Jerk or not, you couldn't have known this”
“Yes but I feel like shit all the same”
“Stop thinking about it and you'll be better. So, what do you wanna do now?”
“What do I wanna do?”
“From my personal experience, I can say men fall into two categories at this point. I wanna know which one you belong to”
“It depends on the categories” I answer, more and more uncomfortable on this chair. Maybe it's because it's the new one. Yeah, that's it. Grace is right, she's always been right, not all chairs are the same.
“Those who don't wanna see and those who want to look”
“Oh”
“And inside the before mentioned categories, we can find two subgroups: those who don't wanna see that but ask me to show them, because they want to pretend they don't care, and those who are actually curious and would like to watch, but they say no because they don't want me to think they're gross”
“I, well, I guess I belong to a brand new category”
“That is?”
“The ones who don't know what to do”
“Hehe well, that's surely a more honest category” Grace stands up and I immediately do the same.
“Did you tell somebody else? I mean, to our friends?”
“No”
“Why didn't you tell me before?”
“That's not exactly something you say during small talk, what do you think? Hi, I'm Grace, I'm an aquarious and my favorite color is red. Oh and by the way, I only got one foot”
“I... I need... yeah, I mean, I gotta get out” how can I tell her I need to leave without looking like a jerk? I have no idea, and that's why it comes out like shit.
“Are you leaving?” she asks as I take my jacket and start putting it on.
“I need some fresh air”
“Oh, ok”
“And I have to clear my mind.” as I try to put my arm into the second sleeve for the third time unsuccessfully, Grace has pity and helps me “Thank you”
“Are you ok, Stone?” I honestly don't know the answer to this question and I don't even know why.
“Sure, everything's alright.” I take her face into my hands and kiss her “It's just... I didn't see that coming, I have to... process it, figure all this out, that's it” I tell her and myself.
“After all these years, I still haven't found a better way to say it”
“Well, you won't need to find another way now anyway”
“No?”
“No, 'cause you're with me now, you won't have to say it to any other guy” I offer a more sincere smile to Grace, also because she deserve nothing less, and kiss her again.
“Thank god. See, you're not totally useless then”
“Good night, Pebbles”
“Night, Stone” I get out of Grace's apartment, then leave the building, then get into my car and that's when I realize I have been holding my breath the whole fucking time.
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All the asks
Here you go @advicefromanobody
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
A friend on our way to the ER for her tremors
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Yes?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
Some friends I recently reconnected with
4. Are you easy to get along with?
Um probably not idk
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
Nah
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
Female musicians who are outgoing with a sense of humility and compassion
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
Nope
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Matt because he keeps texting me but like I’m gay so
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Depends on who it’s with
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
It’s been a while. Probably my bff @swawesome-wow
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“Omg Harold confirmed”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
“Fly/I believe I can fly” (the glee version)
“In Remembrance” (a Choral piece)
“Dance All Night”
Idk that’s all I got
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Yes yes yes yes yes but only when I’m okay with being touched so like don’t surprise me
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
Somewhat? I prefer “fortune” to “luck,” but I don’t know why
15. What good thing happened this summer?
I went to Vienna!!
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No…
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
Im not up to date on enough information to make an educated decision
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
I mean we’re friends on Facebook
19. Do you like bubble baths?
No, I’m allergic to plants so the products usually irritate my skin
20. Do you like your neighbors?
Yes, they’re an amazing family
21. What are you bad habits?
So many?
22. Where would you like to travel?
Greece, Germany, South Africa, anywhere possible
23. Do you have trust issues?
Yep
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
Going the fuck to sleep
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
Eyebrows?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
Scream internally and then eat bread
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I’m already practically white, might as well go a little lighter
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
My best friends
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Never been in a relationship
30. Do you ever want to get married?
Yes
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
Not yet, but getting there
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Emma Watson and Bonnie Wright
33. Spell your name with your chin.
Sbba
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
Is karate a sport?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV oh my god
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
So many times
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
“Whelp.”
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
A passionate, selfless, intelligent, caring woman who can better me and whom I can better in return. And who is, like, gay
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
TARGET
and dollarama
40. What do you want to do after high school?
lol I’m in college so I guess I did something right
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. I think it depends on the circumstance. For example, rapists don’t deserve a second chance
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
Either I’m focused, pissed, exhausted, shocked, sad, or daydreaming
43. Do you smile at strangers?
Yes, I always feel guilty when I don’t
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Mm, neither bc motion sickness and claustrophobia
But I guess space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
My alarm
46. What are you paranoid about?
My teachers being disappointed in me
47. Have you ever been high?
Yes, once
48. Have you ever been drunk?
Yes, far more than once
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
Maybe
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Purple
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
Probably hermione tbh
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
I wish I could have more patience.
53. Favourite makeup brand?
Elf because it’s cheap af
54. Favourite store?
Target
55. Favourite blog?
Uh
56. Favourite colour?
Teal
57. Favourite food?
Bread?
58. Last thing you ate?
Rice with sausage and toppings
59. First thing you ate this morning?
Chocolate croissant (usually toast though)
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
I think like best science project in seventh grade, it’s kinda gone downhill since then
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
Nein
62. Been arrested? For what?
No
63. Ever been in love?
Maybe
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
Truth or dare. Two friends.
65. Are you hungry right now?
I wasn’t until you mentioned it
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
Nah, my real friends are pretty great
67. Facebook or Twitter?
Facebook
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
Tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now?
No
70. Names of your bestfriends?
Maha, Joslyn, Sarah, Matt
71. Craving something? What?
Sleep
72. What colour are your towels?
Teal
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One or two
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
My stuffed bear Patches from 6th grade choir trip
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
20ish I think
75. Favourite animal?
Cats
76. What colour is your underwear?
Grey
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate unless it’s icing
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Sea Salt Caramel
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Green and white
80. What colour pants?
Green and white… I’m in pajamas
81. Favourite tv show?
Sherlock
82. Favourite movie?
Harry Potter
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
No
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
No
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
No
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
Nemo’s mom
87. First person you talked to today?
Joslyn
88. Last person you talked to today?
…Joslyn
89. Name a person you hate?
Donald Trump
90. Name a person you love?
Joe Biden
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
Nazis
92. In a fight with someone?
Not currently
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
None and it’s awful please help
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
Like 6
95. Last movie you watched?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
96. Favourite actress?
Emma Watson
97. Favourite actor?
Alan Rickman
98. Do you tan a lot?
It’s burn or nothing
99. Have any pets?
A cat named Lily
100. How are you feeling?
Tired
101. Do you type fast?
Ish
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
Yes
103. Can you spell well?
When I wear my apnea device... damn apparently not because I read that as "sleep" not "spell"
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yes
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
Yes
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes
108. What should you be doing?
Sleeping
109. Is something irritating you right now?
People not doing their fucking work
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
Yes, several times
111. Do you have trust issues?
Yes
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
My therapist
113. What was your childhood nickname?
Lassie or Em
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Yes, many times
115. Do you play the Wii?
Rarely
116. Are you listening to music right now?
No
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
Not particularly
118. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes
119. Favourite book?
1984
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
Only after scary movies
121. Are you mean?
Only when I’m sleep deprived
122. Is cheating ever okay?
Haha no
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
Never tried
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I guess?
125. Do you believe in true love?
Either you love someone or you don’t, it’s just whether or not you’re honest about it
126. Are you currently bored?
A bit
127. What makes you happy?
Music, bread, sleep, friends
128. Would you change your name?
I would change my last name to my middle name to reflect my mom’s family
129. What your zodiac sign?
Capricorn
130. Do you like subway?
Fuck yes
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Remind them that I’m gay af and that they have a girlfriend
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My best friend
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
“I slept in last night’s clothes and tomorrow’s dreams but they’re not quite what they seem”
134. Can you count to one million?
I sure hope so but I’m not about to try
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
That I bought veggies and not dessert
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed tf I don’t trust people
137. How tall are you?
5'7"
138. Curly or Straight hair?
Wavy?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
Brunette
140. Summer or Winter?
Summer
141. Night or Day?
Day
142. Favourite month?
October
143. Are you a vegetarian?
No
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Dark
145. Tea or Coffee?
Tea, always
146. Was today a good day?
Lol no
147. Mars or Snickers?
Mars
148. What’s your favourite quote?
“We all must make the choice between what is right and what is easy.”
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
I’m not sure
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“Effects of age on detection of emotion”
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