I went to a furry convention and got lectured by my grade 6 gym teacher about lentils.
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Got hired as a P.E. teacher, but his real passion lies in waxing the gym floor
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OKAY SO TODAY FOR GYM CLASS WE HAD TO DO SPRINTS AND I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THE GIRLS IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I WONDERED “where’s the rest of the class?” AND I TURNED AROUND AND THEY’RE ALL BEHIND ME????? HUH???? USUALLY I’M IN THE BACK CAUSE MY LEGS SUCK TO THE POINT I WENT TO PHYSICAL THERAPY. BUT NOW I’M FASTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE???? LIKE WHY AM I RUNNING WITH THE SUPER FAST GIRLS???? HELLO???
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Unfortunately the fedora didn't help him much when he went head first into the water fountain.
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In teaching gym to a combined class of 45 Gr1&Gr2 kids (5-8yo) I've been doing I game I call 'Musical Freeze' that's kinda a three way cross between Freeze Dance, Doctor Tag, and whatever ball handling skill we're learning that day. So the kids are running around, doing something like dribbling a basketball (this week) and have to freeze when the music is paused, but if they lose their ball they also have to freeze and wait for a high five from a teacher. And I genuinely don't know which the kids enjoy more, actually playing the game, or watching me sprint around the gym - dramatically singing Disney songs - as I tag them all back in.
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I started a debate in gym class over Shrek vs Donkey and we decided to vote on it. We paired up and whoever could jump the highest/farthest got their vote counted. Shrek won and then four people were murdered.
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Obligatory gym class should be illegal btw
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