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filmesbrazil · 3 months

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#filme #filmes #film #movie #movies #cinema #joão e maria: caçadores de bruxas #hansel and gretel: witch hunters #hansel #joão #jeremy renner

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madamebaggio · 6 months

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You still open for new ships? Even rare pairings of movie characters with original characters?

So

Hansel and Charylisabella

Hansel from (Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters)

Charylisabella (my own personal character from my book series Greenleaf High)

Cheers hun

Notes: So sorry for the delay with everything.

Normally I don't take requests with OCs, but it was rare pair request day, so here it is ;)

I hope you enjoy it!

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Hansel looked the woman up and down, then crossed his arms. “And who would you be?”

Charylisabella repeated his actions back to him, and arched an eyebrow for good measure. “None of your business.”

“You look like a witch.” He pressed.

“And you look like an idiot. So?”

Hansel pressed his lips together, then glared at his sister when she snickered. “What?” Gretel asked.

“Don’t you have something to say?” He demanded.

“She doesn’t look like a witch.”

Charylisabella was smart enough to not point out that she was -in fact -a witch. A fucking powerful one, which was why they weren’t seeing the usual signs. This worked in her favor; she wasn’t in the mood to be burned alive. She was peculiar like that.

“You are a stranger.” Hansel carried on. “In a village that is not very fond of strangers right now.”

“I don’t mean to split hairs here, but you’re also a stranger.”

Apparently that one didn’t like the logic of her statement. Someone in his condition shouldn’t get so stressed.

“I’m Gretel.” The sister offered.

Yeah, she knew very well who they were. What witch didn’t? Besides, her sister Muriel really wanted to sacrifice the girl, so… There was that.

“Won’t you say your name?” Hansel demanded.

“No. I am fine.”

Yup, one more minute and he might pop a vein.

#madame baggio #crackship #crossover #crossover pairings #snippet #request #hansel and gretel: witch hunters #hansel #OFC #hansel x charylisabella

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jeremyleerennerdotcom · 2 years

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hansel and gretel: witch hunters press conference january 2013

#jeremy renner #hansel and gretel #jlrgallery #hansel and gretel: witch hunters

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briarrosefromthedead · 1 year

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Gemma Arterton in:

Byzantium (2012) dir. Neil Jordan The Voices (2014) dir. Michael R. Perry Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) dir. Tommy Wirkola

#gemma arterton #filmedit #horroredit #byzantium #the voices #hansel and gretel: witch hunters #blood #gore #mygifs #get this woman a towel :(

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airasilver · 6 months

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Found some of my favorites. (I got to rewatch The Covenant. It got me into all the actors. Plus, I liked it and I really don’t like horror.)

Oklahoma! Is my favorite musical followed by Les Mis. Which I also have the movie. I found my copy of Adam Lambert and Val Kilmer’s The Ten Commandments Musical. I’ve been having fun putting them away and finding DVDs I forgot about.

#dracula untold #dracula #movies #the convent #hansel and gretel #pacific rim #oklahoma #musicals #the ten commandments #the ten commandments musical #oklahoma!#hansel and gretel: witch hunters

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m34gs · 10 months

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There was a 'put in the tags' post requesting people put in the tags a villain with a "good reason" to be evil...and I just thought that seems very subjective and also how can I just choose one...so I am gonna just ramble a little about some of my favourite villains/antagonists and why I like them so much :D (link to the 'in the tags' post here)

Not every villain needs a tragic backstory or a 'sympathetic' motivation, and I think you'll find that very few of my favourites actually do. It's 2023. Let the villains be actually evil. Potential for spoilers ahead.

These are not listed in any particular order; just listing them as I think of them:

Ursula (from The Little Mermaid)

I love Ursula. She's just so unapologetically herself. The only time she changes herself to fit 'societal norms' is to trick the prince. And even then, she isn't doing it out of lust for him or to fill some sort of need to fit in; she's doing it as a means to an end, that 'end' being having Ariel to use as a hostage against Triton. This lady is cunning, she is confident, and she takes what she wants. I loved her as much in the cartoon as I do in the recent live action movie; both versions were good. (whether you like the makeup or not, I don't care, the live-action Ursula was hilarious). She gets the trident, the power over the seas, and what is the First Thing she does? Tries to smite Ariel because she hates her, and also Ariel is the reason her beloved eels perished. Ursula wants immediate revenge. Love that for her. She has her priorities.

The Sheriff of Nottingham (from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves)

He's played by Alan Rickman. That's it. That's the reason. LOL. I mean, I love the way that Mr. Rickman brought the character to life, I loved the comedy, the dry and dark humour he brings to the role. I just really love it. And he looked very handsome as the Sheriff, I must say. Also, the Sheriff's death scene always kinda makes me giggle just because it is So Drawn Out. Like, my dude. Die already!!!! But nope, gotta stumble around the Entire Tower Room first.

Eddie Gluskin (from Outlast: Whistleblower)

Eddie is, by the time Waylon Park stumbles across him, completely deranged, completely twisted, completely unhinged. He is running around chasing other prisoners to take them as 'brides', and cutting off the parts of them he doesn't desire. He makes a wedding dress. He has a tailored suit that he *wears*. He sings songs that he likely learned in his childhood, about marriage and love. Now, if there's one thing I love, it's a villain with a THEME. Also, this man did all this within the span of hours. HOURS. That is some crazy productivity...like holy shit. I know people who do less over the course of an entire week; AND get paid for it. Eddie was like 'hold up I got this' and prepared a wedding while doing some..."art"... on the side.

Usagi (from Juuni Taisen: Zodiac War)

Similar to Eddie, Usagi is just. Wild. A beast. I mean, it makes sense. He's in a 12-man battle royale where the winner gains whatever wish they desire. We don't get much on backstory for Usagi but I honestly think that's just fine. You can tell from his appearance and several of his voice lines that he hasn't had many friends...but when he kills the corpses reanimate and are completely under his control. "Friends" that can never run away. It's kind of fascinating to me, that he has so many trust issues he can't fathom having any friends that he can't 100% control. Also, he is in the skimpiest bunny outfit, complete with a giant tail to store his swords in, and stiletto heels. Iconic shit.

Sukuna (from JJK)

What I like about Sukuna is he is so evil and ready to kill and destroy...aaaaand he's stuck in the body of a teen who can somewhat limit his abilities and keep him locked away for the most part. Gotta love that frustration. Also, even though Yuuji has Sukuna inside him, they undoubtedly talk a lot, and pretty much have to be civil to each other...Sukuna still does not give Any Fucks about Yuuji's happiness. The cruel reminder comes when Sukuna refuses to save Junpei (My Baby!!!!😭😭😭), and honestly despite the fact it made me cry, I absolutely respect the writing that has a villain stand by his convictions. Don't get me wrong, I am a SUCKER, for character development and the villain becoming part of the Found Family whether they like it or not (which is how I write Sukuna in The Bar AU), but I also love and adore when a writer will Go There and be like "Yeah, no, you're not changing this guy so easily. He's evil." (I am nowhere near caught up with the manga but so far in my current observations this remains to be very true).

Azula (from Avatar: The Last Airbender)

This girl is so iconic. I love her methods. I love the outward confidence and the crazy consequences she doles out that are really just hiding a scared young girl with a perfection complex. I love that we get a such a rounded character; that we as the audience see her fail at flirting, see her lose her temper over trivial things, see her enjoy a day AT THE BEACH?! UNIRONICALLY???? Azula is just such a great character. When she loses her battle at the end and goes batshit spitting fire while bound...My heart. It aches for her. Even though I think she needs a whole lotta counselling. Truly.

The witches (from Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters)

I like the witches because they are just. Evil. (yes I know there's a 'good witch' in the story, but I'm not talking about her right now). I like that they fully commit to the evil. They feast on children. They kill without remorse. They cast disgusting and foul curses that cause some really gross gory scenes. I just like that return to a character who is just Evil and will never be good or be persuaded under any circumstances to act good. I thought, in an era of "pretty" witches who all seem to be "morally grey" at worst, it was fun and refreshing to have a witch just go "Nah, I want to eat a child" again.

Those are some of the ones I can think of right now. I just wanted to ramble a little about them. :D

#villains #favourite villains #antagonists #personal rambles #disney's the little mermaid #robin hood: prince of thieves #outlast whistleblower #jjk #avatar: the last airbender #hansel and gretel: witch hunters

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bestsiblingstournament · 1 year

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Violet & Dash VS Hansel & Gretel

Part B, Round 1, Match-Up 5

#hansel and gretel #hansel and gretel: witch hunters #the incredibles #violet and dash #poll #best siblings tournament #violet parr #dash parr

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thatwritererinoriordan · 1 year

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Have you ever watched "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"? It's a funny movie. It's basically an absurdly dark comedy based on a classic fairy tale. I think there's elements of Blood Libel in it though?

I think you're right. I commented on a previous post about this movie: "All the "good" witches deemed worthy to live are thin, young, conventionally attractive, and Caucasian. All the women of color, women with disabilities, old women, plus-size women, and even, for f*ck's sake, two women who are conjoined twins are "evil" witches who deserve to be burned at the stake. Misogyny, racism, ableism, sizeism, ageism everywhere."

#hansel and gretel: witch hunters

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millennialtrashcompactor · 2 years

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Idk who I am even telling this to, but the Hansel and Gretel movie with Jeremy Renner should have been good. It’s not, but it should have been!

They just didn’t commit, it was halfway “what if Hansel and Gretel was also a Kinght’s Tale” and halfway “dude, let’s makes this as edgy as possible”. If you commit either way you could’ve made it work. Now I want to waste my time and try to rewrite a movie nobody has ever seen or cared about

HOW IS THIS A BAD MOVIE??

#jeremy renner #gemma arterton #hansel and gretel #hansel #Gretel #brothers grimm #hansel and gretel: witch hunters #a knight's tale #cringe

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gaykarstaagforever · 2 years

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Adult Hansel has to give himself insulin injections, because he got diabetes from eating all that candy at the witch's house when he was a kid.

I had to take a picture of the screen because no one else has any pictures of this online. You cowards.

This isn't an idea you put into a movie. This is a cry for help.

This is the WORST episode of Charmed I have ever seen.

#hansel and gretel: witch hunters #oh god

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zoanzon · 2 years

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Is it demented? Yes.

But do I want to see a ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ AU of Supernatural? Also yes.

#the monkey speaks #writing inspiration #fanfic writing inspiration #supernatural #hansel and gretel #hansel and gretel: witch hunters

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madamebaggio · 7 months

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Notes: Previously...

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“Who’s that again?” Hansel asked his sister.

“That’s Special.”

The Strigoi gave her a look. “Quinlan.” He corrected.

She shrugged. “Or that.”

“Why is he here?” Hansel wanted to know.

“Apparently the Master is working with a witch.”

Hansel nodded slowly. “Who’s the Master again?”

“He hasn’t told me that yet.” Gretel informed her brother.

“I’d forgotten who tiresome humans can be.” Quinlan sighed.

#madame baggio #crackship #crossover #gifs not mine #crossover pairings #snippet #hansel and gretel: witch hunters #the strain #gretel #mr quinlan #gretel x mr quinlan

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scripted-downfall · 2 years

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With a childhood history of abandonment, kidnapping, and witch-killing, it's not surprising that Sam and Dean Winchester became hunters when they grew up. It's a rough life, with an unfortunate amount of time spent on the road, but it's theirs and they're used to it.

At least, they were. Up until the Winchester brothers get called to Lawrence, Kansas just in time for the notorious blood-moon, which brings with it increasingly personal danger and potential insight into their past.

(A fusion between Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and Supernatural with Destiel endgame)

This is just a teaser for a larger fic I plan to start later, once I finally wrap up all my current WIPs, but I wanted to get out the prologue (so to speak) a little early. I hope y'all will give it a shot, and I'll let you know as it (eventually) starts to develop!

#supernatural #spn #hansel and gretel: witch hunters #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #destiel #eventually #preview #fusion #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #crossposted on ffnet too

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goryhorroor · 7 months

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