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ghostmaggie · 4 months
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While I am more or less an Ace Hardy truther, I don't think I will ever call him that in a fic. I have absolutely no objection to fic that does so and in fact I love it (as well as any other interpretation), but I can just never resist the urge to find some way (especially a believable but slightly ridiculous way) to skirt around saying it like the show does 😂
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love-songs-for-emma · 6 months
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they say that "time heals all wounds" but i honestly think that upping my anti-depressants has done more for me
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vanpalmr · 8 months
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YELLOWJACKETS APPRECIATION WEEK 2023 day four: favorite quotes
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cryptidram · 2 months
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sighhhhh...... dashfording today . enjoy my edit heart emoji im tiding myself over as i wait for The Dash Vest to arrive
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probablyferal · 9 months
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your honor I plead I was having Funsies
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scoobydoomistakes · 1 year
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I like this goat.
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Which goat? Middle goat.
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Middle goat’s nice. 10/10 goat.
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Left goat? Liiiittle unnerving. Kinda-weird goat. 
Still solid goat, though.
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...but this sheep seriously freaks me out
And so, I dub thee “creepsheep.”
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twiststreet · 26 days
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promisecaught · 2 months
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who up freeing they bird rn????
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deepfriedtrout · 6 months
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tfw when the woman you just slept with reveals she knows you've committed five million war crimes then offers you a pretty sweet faustian? you will die five million times if you agree bargain if u work under this one company.
but what happens next will surprise you:
what happens next is that I haven't written it. sorry.
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knowlesian · 1 year
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“what if i made this website even worse and way less functional, would people give me money then” was a super hilarious question elon asked himself, for the first time well done buddy no notes
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garbagequeer · 7 months
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everyone wants to make a movie like superbad but no one wants to let women be as ugly and badly dressed as the dudes from superbad. but if you want laughter sometimes you gotta look like a clown
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probablyferal · 9 months
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hey dude no homo but will you marry me
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One of the most realistic depictions of worldwide reaction to a zombie apocalypse is a Christmas musical and no im not joking
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skenpiel · 5 months
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can u like shut the fuck up.
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theblob1958 · 4 months
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colin mochrie being in the last episode of the new kids in the hall season like wow! what a great boys vs girls reunion #boysvsgirls
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iphigeniacomplex · 6 months
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so many projects in my head both personal and academic that i have to establish a new project to think about to retain sanity — all very complex, but this particular project is not burdened by “being good”. i was thinking about she’s the man (2006) and how we really need to return to the classics retold as teen comedies era, and SPECIFICALLY how a teen retelling of twelfth night now could do a lot of stuff shes the man couldnt really do. and also how silly it is to try to translate the specific type of class drama present in twelfth night to a high school setting. so im doing that now & trust i will be posting about it once i figure out my angle. thank you all
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