#he has HEELS

[chernozemm]

I need Aziraphale learning very quickly that being kind and considerate gets him nowhere in Heaven, so he tucks away his goofy, big-hearted nature and just turns into a maliciously compliant Bitch™.

This is a man who canonically has "discouraged" multiple mobster groups threatening to burn his bookshop, who has successfully scared hundreds of customers away by being just unpleasant enough and who dropped down three octaves to correct Furfur when he messed up his name.

He swallows his pride, puts on a power suit and starts executing a Corporate Nightmare upon upper management in Heaven.

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #season 3 #myart #he digs his heels and says oh youre gonna sabotage my vision? #i will read the entire terms and conditions of the ineffable plan and create so much paperwork for the second coming that you will wish #you were dead #oh you think i am a soft bitch who will flop belly up and be a puppet? let me disabuse you of this notion #it will be heartbreaking to see him lose his idealistic vision of Heaven and struggle to implement his own ideas because of the structural #issues #but i am also hoping we get to see this steel core he has mature #also sidenote-this change of looks isnt intended as a “glowup”. I love that he chooses to be happy and goofy and pudgy and radiant #its more like temporary armour

[superhell]

house md is wild because house tells wilson that he’ll sacrifice many things but never himself and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he

#also like. this is the guy who said that 'people dont change' for the majority of his life and then when wilson is dying hes like 'i can cha #nge' its that he doesn't talk about his feelings and he cannot bear to show weakness until it seems that he is losing wilson and then #he will literally say anything to keep him its that he is shown repeatedly to be a vicodin addict and that hes destroyed relationships over #his pain and his need for vicodin but he'll give wilson his own pills and go without to make sure wilson has enough meds its that he is #old and cynical and his beliefs about humanity have been written in stone and his walls are topped with turrets and barbed wire but the gate #s fucking open for wilson time and again and wilson is the exception to the rules time and again its. so fucked up #wilson is quite literally his anchor in humanity wilson is his achilles heel wilson is his entire support system the foundations of gregory #house's life have been built around one james evan wilson from the moment he saw that twink throw a bottle into a mirror. am i making sense #here. do these words mean anything #house #wilson #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #house is a very very carefully constructed facade and wilson is a fucking sledgehammer.

[canisalbus]

Alright.

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#oh OH #!!! #ask and you shall receive :O #a certified creechur #going unhinged over the lil' boots #those are 100% Tove Jansson imagery #moominvalley and it's gender neutral high heels mwah #I think he must belong to the same genus of narrow anxious critters as sniff and fillyjonk #brain combusting because suddenly I have a terrible urge to reread moominvalley in november or something hhhrhrh #I'm not a rabid fan of that many things I don't collect merch and such #but moomins just spark joy every time and Jansson has been my personal idol since childhood #an unexpected niche thing but his makes me exceedinly happy #thank you! #;_; #gift art #kuroikamome #own characters #Machete

[brighteuphony]

Sakura and Kakashi's relationship has a pretty contentious start.

Tea Country had just gone through a brutal civil war, and Konoha, eager to reestablish friendly relations (and trading routes), sent Kakashi to escort the newly seated Daimyo's advisor across tea country as she relays his will.

Kakashi then proceeds to go through an entire amusement parks worth of emotional rollercoasters when he discovers that Sakura is said counsel.

So not only is his previous student alive and well, she's his client. All his pack instincts are in overdrive and conflicting with the anbu ice in his veins- the one that demands immaculate professionalism. Sakura isn't particularly happy about his appointment, but she's got bigger worries- though they clash multiple times over the course of several weeks as they travel from town to town.

Sometime after Sasori gets buried, (so about a year or so of delicious tension) that's when their romance starts- though it's very tentative and Kakashi is the first to catch mad feelings as he realizes just how much he appreciates this new, changed Sakura (turns out that wasn't just professional admiration lmao). After their first few clashes, they get along very well, and Sakura's claws sharpen his teeth better than anyone else's.

Sakura is dry and funny, pragmatic in a way that the shinobi in him appreciates, carrying herself with confidence and deft that Kakashi finds extremely attractive. All these new feelings war with the guilt of leaving her behind when she was young, for not fighting hard enough- not to mention the complete inappropriateness of crushing so hard on a former student...

That and the fact that he enjoys it when she makes him heel- our mans is having a very hard time.

@blackdarjilingtea

@mimi-yaya

Once again, thank to everyone for all the kind words and all the support for this AU!! <3 <3

#naruto #haruno sakura #kakashi #kakasaku #kksk #kakashi/sakura #Kakashi has mad feelings #Sakura takes a bit longer but she gets there #Sakura is bossy #And kakashi likes following orders what can i say #he heels reaaaalll well #im a sucker for angry tension #coven!Sakura

[zu-is-here]

[8/7] his day ♡

The capricious pharaoh drives away his servants, while a delinquent soldier, who's never served in the palace, is sent to him to the mercy. The mistake with a hand fan could really cost Cross his life, but Shattered finds it so amusing that he spares him :'D

Shattered Dream from shattereddreamsau by galacii-gallery / galacii || Dream by jokublog

Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95

#zu art #comic #shattered dream #cross!sans #birthday #undertale #undertale au #utmv #oh that grace ♪ oh that body ♪ oh that face ♪ makes me wanna party <3 #he's 7 today!! what a big boi (๑>◡<๑) #this design of him has been rotating in my head for a long time *^* #srly he's always so irresistible /// #he's made to wear the best clothes and high heels and shatter hearts into pieces ♡ #I'm stopping with my essay— #thank you for him Galacii╰(*´︶`*)╯ #*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* #egyptian au #this idea came unexpectedly and now I can't stop thinking about it :'D #pff ​I can imagine how after that Shattered constantly orders to send Cross to him for ''entertainment'' #everyone makes fun of Cross because of the double meaning but many are really jealous that a simple soldier was awarded such an honor #but in fact Shattered listens to Cross' funny tales about army life and about himself ((and gradually learns to be kind again ;w;)) #they spend more time together... and... and riots begin in the state; betrayals; choosing between homeland and love and much more >:D #be back soon! thank you guys for patience╰(*´︶`*)╯

[minalots]

Lovestruck!

#vashwood #trigun #trigun stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #tristamp #vash #vash the stampede #da gallery #get you someone that looks at you with so much love like vash #ww is barely holding it together he’s acting all pissy n mumbling complaints #but he’s so head over heels and absolutely has no idea how to regulate his feelings #go listen to monsune - outta my mind for this drawing will ya #edit: i did not intentionally put flags in this BUT idm if y’all spot any lol it’s cool with me #just so happened the overlays made some colors look like it teehee

[ianthoni]

Ian being on his tippy toes every time he's hugging Anthony is actually my roman empire

#smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla #ianthony #☀️🔍 #pocket sized #size difference my beloved #height difference my beloved #smol sized #ian babygirl hecox #and he has heeled shoes btw #even with them...

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Jason is terrified. Some kind of Lazarus Pit demon crawled out of one and its been messing with him ever since. It liked to watch him on patrol, its glowing eyes peering through the darkness. He didn't know why the others never seemed to see it despite it being right there.

He thought about asking Duke to patrol with him but seeing as he's a daytime hero theres no way he's going to agree without an explanation.

Quite frankly he doesn't have one.

He came back to his apartment to find another 'gift', this time is was a bouquet of white lilies, commonly used in funerals and associated with mourning and death. Theres no way this wasn't a threat. All the 'gifts' he had been receiving were like this. The worst part is that Jason had no idea how the Pit Demon knew which safe house he would be going to each night.

On the other side of the city Phantom was celebrating. The guy he's had a massive crush on since he first landed in this dimension had finally acknowledged him! He waved back at him and Phantom was ecstatic! Danny knew Red Hood was a halfa like him, but seemed to refuse to use his ghost half. Maybe he was just afraid of it?

Whatever the reason it was unhealthy.

Aka: Jason is terrified of Danny and thinks he's out to kill him. Danny is actually just swooning over Jason and all the gifts are death related because of puns

#fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #halfa jason #jason todd x danny fenton #jason todd #red hood #phantom doesnt even realize Jason is scared of him #i thought this was hilarious #danny has it bad #hes head over heels

[antiqua-lugar]

Wyll: Should this inner fiend seek battle again, I'll give it one. Let it taste the edge of the Blade. The Dark Urge: It's really all right? Wyll: It is. You are my greatest adventure- and what is an adventure without monsters to slay, and toasts to be made after? You don't have to shoulder this burden alone. And next time you're in a killing mood, let me know. I'll point you in the right direction.

#bg3 #antiqua plays bg3 #bg3 durge #bg3 spoilers #durgewyll #wyll ravengard #wyll romance #just so everyone knows that this man is unhinged and also the sweetest #sceleritas wasn't kidding but it's not that just wyll adores durge but also that he believes in them so goddamn much #which imho is an amazing dynamic with a durge like dorian who has to dig his heels in and force himself to be a good person out of principl #bg3 dorian #i cropped him out of screenshots but he is very much there

[sopuu]

Do you have any interesting tidbits about your champion! Jesse au?

i do have some design notes if that counts! updated 2024 version woohoo

#CJAU #not much i can share lore wise sadly bc i haven’t gotten much out there yet 🥲 #giving romeo slightly elevated heels too bc i think he has a flair over practicality mindset #plus he doesn’t have to fight much anyway #or run. or walk #mcsm jesse #mcsm romeo #sopuuart #my doodles #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm fanart #mcsm au #asks #edit: ​goddamit i misspelled spikier ignore that lmao

[rinablet]

sailor captains (and tuxedo suga!)

based on an AU by my friend jared and i (link to the fic in the replies!)

#sugawara koushi #daichi sawamura #oikawa tōru #kuroo tetsurou #bokuto kōtarō #ushijima wakatoshi #haikyuu!! #haikyū!! #hq #daisuga #mworks #long post #featuring my oc: daisuga's cat ninja! #i just think skirts and high heels look good on everyone #honesly at first i just thought it would be funny that for daichi on top of being a captain of a volleyball club and an eldest of 5 #AND being a student in thr college prep class #he has to save the world(while also dealing with his crush on his vice captain)

[hilsoncrater]

"no hints were dropped" ok not to be that person but here are the hints that were dropped regarding Colin and Trent being gay:

1. Colin mentioning Grindr in a joke

2. Trent touching the arm of a man in the background

Here is one of the hints that Keeley was bi (even though I do believe she's been canonically bi since season 1, but not everyone sees it this way)

1. Her desktop background was in the colors of the bisexual flag

Here were some of the hints that Ted was bi:

1. Bisexual flag colored triangles above his head in the hallucination sequence

2. Inverted pink triangle next to him in that same sequence (and you can't tell me the creators didn't know, when the Homomonument is based on that symbol)

3. Countless (countless!!!) comments about men's physiques ("huge muscular thighs all caked in mud", whistling at a picture of Pep, "look at that head of hair", "he's strong", "he looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats", etc.)

4. About a man (Higgins) and a woman (Rebecca), he had to say: "that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of"

5. Him checking Trent out in the pub in 2x07 (his eyes are up there, Ted!)

6. "It could go either way", "I contain multitudes" and other comments in this vein

7. Bi lighting as he entered the Yankee Doodle Burger Barn

8. Giving similar looks to the female waitress and the male waiters in that restaurant (including a waiter in a cowboy costume that looked like he belonged in a gay club, who tipped his hat at Ted when greeting him)

9. "That's cause you were put into a box", "That box ceases to exist today", the box in the hallucination sequence breaking into triangles (as in the bi triangles and the inverted pink triangke), "we've been playing too rigid", "our guys need freedom", "fast, fluid, free, with full support", the "box that one needs to break out of" being a prominent motif in season 3

10. Wishing Beard called him pet names ("Honey, is that an ingredient or something you just called me?")

11. His crush on Pep

12. The connection between Ted and Colin: "my whole life is two lives, really", both wearing orange in Sunflowers, "I just want to kiss my fella" (Colin doesn't say "fella" , but Ted says it all the time), Ted just needs to get inspired and Colin's play is "inspirational" after he comes out, as per the commentators

And so much other stuff that, had Ted not self-identified as straight (*cough* put himself into a box *cough cough*) , you could make the case that he was canonically bi.

Here are some of hints that there was a romantic connection between Ted and Trent:

1. They hit a lot of romantic beats, and not in the jokey self-aware way in which Roy and Ted hit them in "Rainbow", but in an organic and sincere way

2. They both checked each other out: Trent checked Ted out when Ted was changing in front of him, Ted checked Trent out when Trent came up to him in a pub and hit him with a pick-up line while his date that looked a lot like Ted waited for him outside

3. Did I mention that Trent was on a date with a moustachioed man who dressed in a similar style to Ted? Let's mention it again

4. In that very bar, during a 50 second long conversation, Trent managed to say the word "love" three times. I searched the word "love" in the transcripts of the episodes. There's no other instance in which its frequency is this high

5. "Love our chats" incomplete rule of threes

6. "Sport, it's quite the metaphor" (implied: a metaphor for love; see also "love's a beautiful game" from the song Ed Sheeran wrote for Ted Lasso), "Also makes for a heck of a nickname", "Good night, Ted", "Good night, sport"

7. The soft, romantic, melancholic song playing in the background of this scene, while Ted and Trent are the last ones left in the office, with lyrics such as "When your words begin to crumble like the sidewalks all around this crummy neighborhood / From the chalky cliffs of Dover / I'd come over, I'd start over if I could"

8. Trent wearing sunflower colors in the episode "Sunflowers" and in the finale; sunflowers symbolize Ted's home (it's not subtle). He's the only character dressed like that. I'm still looking for any other explanation other than "Trent is Ted's home"

9. Their constant flirting and the way they look at each other with incredible fondness

10. The entire episode "The Strings That Bind Us". It's structured around Ted and Trent's relationship, and the way Trent changed because of Ted (in season 2, Ted defined a soulmate as someone who changes your life forever). The red string metaphor. Ted points out that soulmates are connected by a string tied to their little fingers. Ted and Trent both extend their little fingers out in similar shots. They are connected by a huge block of red in their last scene of the episode. Ted makes several comments about other men that apply to Trent ("Look at that head of hair", "Frames his face nicely", "My favorite one, he was clean shaven"). Many more details that lead back to Ted and Trent: Nate tells the restaurant owner to tell Jade he said "Hello". Immediately after, Ted and Trent say "Hello" to each other. The map that Nate's father used to ask out his mom has the number 1.3 written on it and an illustration of two people at a table in a restaurant. Ted and Trent went to a restaurant together in season 1, episode 3. The last scene of the episode mimics a "Race for Love" scene from a romcom, with Trent chasing after Ted. Trent also does not say a word to anyone other than Ted in the entire episode. He is completely focused on Ted

11. "Trent, what do you love? Is it writing?" and Trent ends up writing a book about Ted and naming the manuscript after Ted and he only cares about Ted's opinion on it (he leaves the room when Beard starts reading, but stays in the office after hours just to watch Ted read. "I just wanted you to like it.")

11. Trent's crush on Ted, confirmed by Jimmy Lance (and also obvious in the show, if you ask me)

Now, why would I believe that none of these hints were intentional? Maybe some could be explained away, but all of them? The hints we got for Colin, Trent and Keeley were so much smaller than this, and those turned out to be intentional.

anon i wish i could offer you the response you deserve, but i cannot stop rereading this masterpiece & focusing on the portions of evidence you provided that i didn't even pick up on until you laid them out. holy shit

#IM LOSING MY MIND????? HOLY SHIT #anon you provided a THESIS STATEMENT #kissing you on the forehead & sending you flowers & baking your favorite bread #ted lasso #tedtrent #tedependent #trent crimm #there's also the casablanca references between them #& the way in amsterdam trent says there's a van gogh museum night. and where does ted wind up? at the van gogh museum looking at sunflowers #their arcs are foils too. both got divorced around the same time. both have one kid (ted has a boy and trent has a girl) #trent left his wife meanwhile michelle left ted #trent is happier post-divorce meanwhile ted struggles with the loss #there's the wizard of oz motif too and who wears red shoes? trent. it's subtle but he wears what look like red heeled shoes #speaking of shoes....the cheetah print motif is also present with trent #'hes our dork' and ted's fond gaze as he watches trent disappear #there's SO MUCH there dude SO MUCH

[mocha-illustrates]

[ID: A digital sketch of NaffEclipse’s Sleuth Jesters!Eclipse. He is turned slightly left and is leaning back in a low-opacity sketch of a chair. He has an annoyed expression on his face as his eyes look to the right through half-lidded eyes. His shirt is nearly all the way off, and he wears high-waisted pants and pink stiletto heels. His left elbow leans on the arm of the chair and his head is supported by his hand. His other arm is draped casually along the other arm of the chair and his legs are spread open as he sits. There is a dark red-purple squiggle to the left of his head to indicate his irritation and the artist's signature follows the line of his right leg and reads, “MOCHA ILLUSTRATES”. The lineart is a dark red-purple and Eclipse’s silhouette is filled with a medium red-purple. The background is a lighter red-purple. END ID.]

you know what? fuck it.

babygirlifies eclipse.

btw I literally drew this whole thing and then found out @xitsensunmoon already did it when I was reverse imaging searching my ref. I have never once had an original thought, but fuck it I’m posting him

sleuth eclipse belongs to @naffeclipse. ref under the cut

#he may be a cunning manipulative mob boss with an unquenchable thirst for power… #but i can make him wear high heels so who has the real power here #mocha art #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #dca #fnaf eclipse #sleuth jesters #sleuth eclipse #eclipse

[drbtinglecannon]

This week on "Dadrius can still win" I bring you:

Dana's newest art of the Hexsquad & Hagsquad, focusing specifically on Hunter.

1. That outfit is FAR too fashionable to be clothes Hunter picked himself, or any other adult in his life would've for that matter (no offense to Camila, offense to Eda tho). From the nice dress shoes, to the fitted yet baggy jeans, the sleek jacket, sunglasses, and slicked back hair, this entire look screams "Darius picked it out for me :)"

2. Patches on the jeans & jacket, both a reflection of Hunter's current obsession with mending clothes but also that sewing is a part of his relationship with Darius, being the one who initially taught him & that Hunter observed enough of his handiwork to notably recall details of how it looked vs the sewing machine.

4. Hunter's demeanor. Hunter's a dork, that's what we love about him. Yes he's a competent fighter & has decent parkour moves & has confidence in his abilities, but he's not exactly suave or cool. That air he's got feels so much like Darius', with it being even funnier that Darius is also putting on fronts a bit with it.

3. The patches themselves!!! We got a King face, one polkadot patch & two striped patches (patterns are another fashion thing, aka something Darius cares about), a flower (that looks similar to the ones Willow has all over her jeans), the "Quitter Badge" that Eda made for her Bad Girl Coven that she offered to Luz back in "The First Day" (it took me FOREVER to read it before I realized it was a show reference. Also there's a second connection to the Clawthorne fam on his jacket), a Cardinal wing in the center of his back (rip Flapjack my beloved), and last but not least an abomination coven logo. Hmmm, that's a bit random isn't it! He's never shown a particular interest in abomination magic -- unlike how he has for wild magic -- but also the Coven system was a product of Belos, someone Hunter has finally cut off from his life. So. The abomination logo can only be a reference to Darius, otherwise Hunter has literally no ties to it so it'd make no sense being one of the patches on his jacket. And the fact he has that patch that can ONLY be for Darius feels like an extremely blatant reference to their relationship.

Edit: 3.A. The abomination patch is actually not the exact coven logo, it has a ponytail added to it, which is Darius' signature style. Further points to Dadrius with the abomination patch

Anyway here's teen Darius to match because omg he's so fucking cute & a GOOBER. DARIUS HAS BEEN A LIFELONG GOOBER.

Perry really cuts into the way Darius' cloak elegantly swishes behind him. But he can't be bothered to care when he has to Strike A Pose ✨ And All rn. His giant smirk with his hand cupping his chin is the best detail

#toh #toh spoilers #i guess since it came from a recent stream #dana terrace #toh hunter #hunter toh #hunter deamonne #darius deamonne #im losing my mind over these pics. TEEN DARIUS! LOOK AT HIM & HIS FACE! LIFELONG GOOBER! I WANNA GIVE HIM A HIGHFIVE & BUY HIM ICE CREAM #i wanna buy all of the teen!hagsquad ice cream. like alador needs calories & stat kid is gonna pass out. & maybe lilith will stop scowling #but im just so excited over teen darius art & he still wears a cloak to swish behind him all gracefully. first time we see him w/o heels #anyway back to hunter he looks so mature here that it has to be darius' fashion. also abomination patch! my heart! #dadrius #tc posts

[1ncend1ary]

leon on the mind

#tag your worstie #leon s kennedy #“the s in leon s kennedy stands for sex” has been an ongoing joke in my friendgroup for years #leon slayyyyy kennedy tbh #resident evil 4 #resident evil 2 #resident evil 6 #resident evil vendetta #darkside chronicles #jack krauser #ada wong #chris redfield #claire redfield #luis sera #typical bones moment right here #leon having a crush on literally anyone who shows him the barest amount of appreciation is such a mood to be honest #that man receives one compliment and he's head over heels #i bet he likes lily allen #og re4 leon is the best leon i take no critique #re6 leon is also good #peak man tbh #mr x #tyrant re #i spent a good 2 hrs of my first re2r gameplay just looking for mr x in the rpd to get him to chase me bc it is so funny #watching him duck under door frames #my little meowmeow

[thewriterowl]

Luke: Din would you still love me if I were a wo--

Din: Yes.

Luke: I didn’t finish saying what I would be--

Din: Doesn’t matter.

Luke: Even if I were a worm?

Din: I don’t think you comprehend how obsessed I am with you.

#star wars #the mandalorian #dinluke #din has a luke problem #though he would say he doesn't #the man is head over heels #din djarin #luke skywalker