#he is not

[myosotisa]

some of y'all have seriously forgotten that Eddie is an absolute loser who doodles dragons on every single piece of paper he can get his hands on

#like yes he is also metal #and wears alt clothing #but most importantly he is a dungeons and dragons nerd who would rules lawyer you #he does lil dances in the lunch room while yelling about his anti manifesto #some of yall saw the rings and the ability to hotwire a car and decided to make him a cool guy #he is not #stranger things #eddie munson

[lilislegacy]

percy has been called smart by hazel, reyna, and annabeth (twice).

to say he’s actually dumb is to disagree with those three women. and if you are disagreeing with 3 of the most knowledgeable, capable, and badass characters in the series… what are you even doing?

#stop saying percy is dumb #he is NOT #he just ACTS dumb #because he often says his first thoughts aloud before thinking #and his adhd has so many different effects on him #and because his adhd was never properly handled by his teachers #so #he grew up thinking he’s an idiot #but he’s NOT #percy jackson #annabeth chase #reyna ramirez arellano #hazel levesque #heroes of olympus #percabeth #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #the son of neptune #the house of hades #the demigod files

[coolnonsenseworld]

(this is part of the calendar 2024 lore, now on pre-order, to know more check out prev posts)

April was Keith's idea of relaxation. He enjoyed parks, the feng shui of them, nature's ability to thrive despite and against anything happening - the silence of it. Watching Keith wind down and relax when he is a strung wire most of the time, would definitely make Lance feel all lovey-dovey and clingy (as he tends to get) and when he’d worry he is disturbing, Keith would comment this is exactly how it should be - the constant yin to his yang, and the yang when he feels yin.

Also - both shirt and hoodie are Keith's (he has way too many hoodies with quotes). Lance took the hoodie for Keith, but Keith insisted he won’t get cold, so he wore it himself. On the way home Lance funds Keith the biggest sushi serving he could find on the menu, and, believe me, nothing lights up Keith's eyes like a table full of rice and algae. Lance just watches with a soft smile. (Keith does end up getting cold)

#klance #laith #i dont wanna jinx it but im 12k words draft deep #not danceau danceau is third on my list im sorry #but if i dont get hex off my chest im gonna deteriorate #im so lost in the narrative ToT i missed writing so much #i just want to listen to chill songs and make up silly banter #speaking of chill songs i was today years old when i learned RY X full name #i was actually checking his date of birth bc his songs are so sensitievely dramatic i thought he is pisces #he is not #but now that x makes a lot of sense #you gotta check him out now its imperative and you are welcum

[sendpseuds]

"Anakin? Are you even listening?"

#he is not #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #obikin #fan art #my art #pseuds sketches #drawing scared #star wars

[coolcoolcoolbutwtf]

Part 1 part 2

Trixter, former Danny phantom, actually joined the Joker much earlier than most knew. Not that anyone really knew about him existing,Harley being the sole exemption.

So to say Trixter was surprised to come "home" to this tiny joker after having been gone for two years. Did not do his bafflement justice.

When the hell did his deranged boss have a kid? Joker could barely stand him. So huh?

The tiny joker duplicate looked eleven at most. At first Trixter was sure the joker,his boss and lack of a better word owner got de-aged?! No sane person would have a child with him and his boss would have told him about this child.

Trixter may just be "the Demon Trixter stuck in my favorite clown gold ring" but he should at least get a heads up about a kid "joining". They talk every other week the bastard couldn't have forgotten to mention this!!!

Trixter storming into jokers current hideout,JJ (Tim) held under his arm: Harley why is joker a child!!

Harley: Oh that's not joker sweet potato that junior. We got him while you were away.

Cue Harley explaining what they did and what they plan to do.

Trixter staring in disbelief at what Harley just said: You what!

#dpxdc #danny fenton #trixter #Trixter Danny #Danny the jester demon #he is not #joker doesn't need to know that tho #joker junior #Danny was gone for two years and joker picked up a second kid

[nelkcats]

Not an Atlantean

Since Clockwork informed him that his wail had evolved, Danny decided that he should try it. But he couldn't do it on land since he would destroy the whole place so he flew to a desolate place in the sea. He was sure that he could test it without destroying anything there.

When he finally decided to use it he noticed that his wail had sung to some sort of cry of suffering. Which wasn't much different from before but it made him sound like a wounded animal. Danny frowned wondering if that meant the old ghost with "Banshee".

To the citizens of Atlantis, Danny sounded like a wounded merman. But while some features fit right in as soon as they peeked out of the water (the fangs, the green eyes, and other features), they noticed that he had no tail...maybe he was only a descendant?

Arthur, excited to teach the human about his true ancestry, came out to congratulate him. The halfa was very confused when they led him to Atlantis. Noting that the boy could perfectly survive underwater, the citizens of Atlantis "confirmed" their suspicions. The boy was a descendant of their people, but how could they ask him without bringing back bad memories?

On his part, Danny was very confused, but everyone was extremely nice (he didn't notice that his ghostly features could easily be mistaken for another creature). Honestly, the halfa was more interested in asking how the stars looked like from the open sea.

After a while Danny noticed that something weird was going on (everyone was too shy??) and Arthur kept talking about letting him stay in the palace and learning directly from the King. Well, the halfa still didn't know where he was or what was exactly happening but seeing a King would surely help him when he was crowned so what could go wrong?

#dpxdc #They think Danny is a merman #he is not #he is a banshee #but the wail confused them #they thought he was hurt or in danger #the ghostly characteristics are not helping to solve the misunderstanding #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #Danny is not helping either #Arthur thinks he is a descendant #and is happy to talk about earth with someone else #Danny is taking notes because even if he is not a merman or a descendant #he will become a King soon #and Arthur is a King #perfect #ghost king danny #Banshee Danny #atlanteans #Atlantis #arthur curry

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

The fact that the rest of the Batfam are basically “we are the night, the abyss, the darkness is our domain, we live in the shadows”, and then Duke just rolls up with light powers and a bright yellow robot suit and is like “ayo I’m not a fucking vampire” will never not be funny to me.

#batfamily #dc comics #dc #duke thomas #batfam #duke thomas my beloved #the idea of the batfam being cryptids is so funny to me esp when #you pair it with duke #and his bright yellow suit #and lack of allergy to sunlight #and everyone is like he must be normal then #but no #he is not #hes still not normal #its great

[nade2308]

Ice, smitten with Mav since day one: Play it cool, like you are not waiting for him, now perch like a peacock. Subtle, right?

P.S. Not subtle at all

@thethistlegirl

#pete 'maverick' mitchell #tom 'iceman' kazansky #top gun #top gun 1986 #tom cruise #val kilmer #my gifs #top gun gifs #my edit #the way Ice said perched like that #Sir we know you are smitten #Mav is a little shit #that smile of his is a killer #Ice thinks he is subtle #he is not

[cornix-the-void-crow]

I don't have much about him yet

#bsd #bsd au #bungou stray birds au #cornix draws stuff #bsd sigma #people may be fooled that he is in casino just to look pretty #he is not #he runs that place and you better respect him

[my-secret-shame]

#he is not #khonshu #khonshu edit #marc spector #marc spector edit #moon knight #moon knight edit #oscar isaac #oscar isaac edit #q #has this been done before? i don't know if i have new thoughts anymore of it they are just recycled #my stupid edit #(affectionate) #moon knight meme #moon knight memes #moon knight text post #moon knight text posts #moon knight mcu

[random-mdzs-thoughts-dumpster]

Calling Jin Guangyao a twink is like calling cereal soup.

#I mean depending on your definition of 'twink' #I guess he technically is one #Young looking #Attractive #Gay or bi #But in spirit? #He is NOT #And I will die on this hill #Unless a well written fic says he is in which case I will make an exception

[yeyayeya]

I am legit sobbing over this images I AM NOT OKAY

When a ship takes over my life that even just seeing the actors together makes me feel so many things

Context: This are the live actions actors for Quan Yizhen and Yin Yu. The one with the hat in the first pic and glasses in the second one is Yin Yu’s actor (Wang Jia Yu), while the one being carried in the first and the one taking the pic in the second one is Quan Yizhen’s (Liu Zi Rui/Ray Liu)

The second pic is from Liu Zi Rui’s weibo while the first one is (from what I am assuming) a fan account for Liu Zi Rui.

Tbh, at this point I just want Eternal Faith to release just for the QuanYin crumbs. I am starving over here and just need some QuanYin content in my life.

I would also love it if any fan artists decide to draw these as QuanYin. Especially the first pic

#yeyarants #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #eternal faith #quanyin #quan yizhen #yin yu #Liu Zi Rui #Wang Jia Yu #only reason I want to watch Eternal Faith #jk jk but honestly? #please!🙏 #just give me QuanYin I am begging on my knees for this #ugh i love them so much #I mean QuanYin #ok but the actors are cast really well #my opinion personally #I can’t believe they’re gonna call Wang Jia Yu plain #come on now #he is not #dude seeing the actors of my OTP being friends?? this is the equivalent of winning the lottery for me #omg I’m gonna be unhealthy about this

[venusleontios55555]

We gotta save Nico

Nico : (after meeting Percy for the first time) I just want to be his friend!

Nico: (after being Percy's friend) What the fuck—

#this guy has suffered too much #he thought percy was normal #he is not #he is not normal #fucking love percy #and nico #duh #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #the heroes of olympus #hoo #pjo #toa #pjo hoo toa #pjo hoo #nico di angelo #will solace #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo memes

[cringelordofchaos]

I love making memes that only caters to very specific people and makes no sense to outsiders

#the other people who refused to listen to the truth are ppl who think drew is straight btw #he is NOT #i am not funny #tmf gay drew #tmf drew #drew tmf #tmf #the music freaks #freakblr #tmf henry #henry tmf #the music freaks drew #drew the music freaks #henry little #🎩🕊️ #henry ships drake #<- i might try making this a tag

[thekatebridgerton]

More dynamics from Penelope, Sophie, Kate and Phillip that will probably make it to a future chapter of Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Penelope *has a sex dream about Colin* : Oh no! I'm horny

Kate *has a sex dream about Anthony* : Oh no! I'm horny

Sophie *has a sex dream about Benedict* : Oh no! I'm horny

Phillip *cuddled up with his kid's teddy bear, sleeping as soundly as ever* : ahhh isn't it nice, another wonderful night of rest, how nice it is to not have any stress in my life

Eloise * somewhere in Aubrey Hall*: my Spidey senses tell me there is a man with too much peace of mind in this house... I must find him! and I must ruin it !

#bridgerton #current wip #polin #Kanthony #benophie #Philoise #Phillip thinks he's safe #he is not

[sonicattos]

th they shrinked hes head (sad world)

#shadow the hedgehog #he is not #prev tag->second pic i’m p sure is sonic free riders! not the first one!