#he just cant

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Instead of going for Tim, Jason goes for the easiest way to utterly destroy his Replacement and kidnaps his civilian boyfriend to demonstrate just how easy it is to lose something (or someone) you love in this line of work.

And while the whole “make the Replacement beg” part of the plan is going amazing…. Jason really didn’t plan the whole “keeping a conspiracy theorist teenager hostage” through to the end.

Bernard just wants to know what the new crime lord’s deal with Robin is. And why— and how— exactly he’s supposed to be a bargaining chip when he can count the times he met Robin on one hand. oh! and could someone maybe tell his boyfriend, Tim, that he’ll be late for their coffee date on Tuesday?

#Jason and Bernard #I aim to make that a glorious tag #anyway #I stick by it that Bernard has golden retriever energy #too precious for this cruel world #but also kickass when pushed #but it happens once a century so… #Bernard ‘this crime lord seems sad I need to help him’ dowd #Jason ‘stop trying to feed me chocolate and make me talk about feelings’ Todd #Bernard subtly trying to manipulate Jason into NOT trying to kill Robin #Jason absolutely sees through it but— it’s hard to say no to those puppy eyes okay? #meanwhile Jason is also feeding Tim with horror stories about what he’s doing to his ‘precious bf’ #Tim is so wrecked he downright resorts to begging on his knees #he can’t lose Bernard #he just CANT #TimBern #TimBer #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #robin #tim drake #Bernard dowd #fanfiction #prompts

[iridescentbeetlezzebug]

Mark my words next season something really bad happens to ineffable beurocracy and aziracrow officially get together and live a peaceful life in South downs

#Neil Gaiman is master of angst like have you read sandman ? #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens season 3 #ineffable beurocracy #beelzebub #gabriel/jim #archangel fucking gabriel #i have an inkling that Neil wouldn't let us have both nope nada #and neil WANTS a good ending for our earth angel and earth demon #AZIRAPHALE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT CROWLEY OR EARTH OR BOOKS OR EARTHLY DELIGHTS #HE JUST CANT #METATRON DID SOMETHING DUBIOUS WITH THAT COFFEE

[loop-deloo]

a performance

hehe had fun with this. also, a note, the fics yesterday AHHH everyone killed it, i did indeed forget to reblog some of them bc im spacey and that happens but if i didn’t reblog yours, consider it beloved and cherished. every one i read was so good.

CW for implied future sexual content, if u want.

for prompt “passion”  @wolfstarmicrofic

Remus was happily snuggling into a sleep-warm pillow on the bed of either Sirius or Remus (they’re kind of indistinguishable now) when he was so rudely interrupted but the godawful singing coming from their shared bathroom. James and Peter were already at breakfast but Sirius and Remus had slept in. Well—Remus had slept in, Sirius had snuggled until he was restless and then got up to take a shower.

“Pads, shut up.” Remus shouts, half muffled by the pillow.

Unfortunately, Sirius does not shut up and honestly, did he just get louder?

“Padfoot, I swear to Merlin and Morgana, I will come in there if you don’t stop.”

I’m going to kill him, I think he just got even louder, what the fuck?

It’s his bloody passion, Sirius always says, no matter how many times Remus tells him he is absolutely tone-deaf. Remus supposes it’s only fair, for him to be bad at something. The universe reminding him that he isn’t perfect at everything he does. Apparently the universe didn’t account for Sirius’s inability to believe he is bad at anything nor his “passion” or whatever the fuck. Merlin, it is too early.

Remus drags himself out of bed. He’s only wearing boxers because it’s spring and he runs hot at night. He steps into the steamy bathroom and his brain catches up to him. Of course he was getting louder you bloody idiot.

“Oh! Moony, didn’t hear you get up, care to join me?” The conniving grin on his face tells Remus everything he just figured out. He rolls his eyes but drops his boxers and shoves Sirius out of the stream of water. 

“You prick.” But Sirius grins so Remus smiles back.

#wolfstar microfic #wolfstar #hogwarts #sirius can't sing #came across this hc a few weeks ago #i love it #he just cant #but he thinks he can #much to remus' chagrin #remus just wants to sleep #(grumpily) #sirius black #remus lupin #microfic #passion

[nathanarmageddon]

My boyfriend can't read

#he just cant

[yeonjxnnies]

sabo Can’t die

#he just cant #i wrote one piece actually and im calling the shots here #sabo cant and wont die #i fucking refuse #one piece #sabo #op spoilers #one piece spoilers

[idkimtiredanddumb]

theyre going to survive theyre going to survive theyre going to survive theyre going to- 

#I won't survive if they dont survive #I am not stable enough #to get this invested #in shows where people die #who let this happen #anywaysss #manifesting #steve harrington #steve will survive #let me believe it #beat those death allegations steve #please #please please please let this not just be wishful thinking #eddie munson #eddie munson my beloved #eddie cant die #he just cant #robin buckley #lesbians for the win #the win being staying alive #please and thank u #just cause June ends #doesn't mean I won't accuse you of homophobia #@ the duffer brothers #nancy wheeler #max mayfield

[nickys-theater-blog]

help

i just realized that andrew rannells may some how some day go bald.

and NOW IM UPSET

#andrew rannells #he just cant #his hair is too pretty #i don’t want him to go bald

[atsumulogy]

Bro do you vibe with Oikawa who would accidentally burn the world if he tried to cook but is an absolutely toe curlingly amazing baker

Idk it's just a headcanon my friends n I came up with at 11pm

HELPPP I JUST SAW THIS TODAY???? IT’S ALMOST 2AM AND IM THINKING ABT OIKAWA BURNING THE KITCHEN AND HIM CLOSE TO TEARS AFTER SETTING A STRAND OF HIS PERFECT HAIR ON FIRE —I CANT DO THIS RN . … THE WOLF IMAGE JUST ADDS TO IT

#OK SO #yeah. he sucks at cooking #he tries but #he just cant #i mean he barely tries #his main priority is volleyball ok 🤷🏻‍♀️ #okay so when he DOES first move away and he's alone in a diff country #he does learn how to cook #i feel like he would make great french toasts and just . bread related foods #that's why he's so perfect 4 me 😍👍 #i feel like he'd like spanish bread #AND YES. i feel like he’s a better baker than a cooker #it all started when he wanted to make milkbread but he couldnt find any at his closest convenience store at argentina #so he spent all day making milk bread #this man is AMBITIOUS. if he has a goal He WILL achieve it no matter what #oh off topic but i feel like he'd be a slytherin LOL #very ambitious man #ANYWAY #tooru!baker bf x cooker!s/o #i cant Cook tho … 😞 #📧.asks

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says #he's also my type for what its worth #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[epicsauce]

text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real

#its 4m this is just scribbles but i hadddd to jot it down before i forgot #0600 #i cant get he's vagina? out of my head

[jell-o101]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer

[tazuransi]

one cannot resist moth wife

#is goji a cat? a dog? who knows #i just like drawing his tail wagging whenever he sees mothra #i cant think of a dog that acts like a cat #chihuahuas maybe… #my art #my comics #digitalart #kaiju #monsterverse #godzilla #mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #godzilla x kong: the new empire #the more i draw mothra the longer her antennas get

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow! #but then shes gone…. for a while…… #and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not. #snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

[comradekatara]

ppl who are like “there’s no way sokka’s art skills would improve, he’s ontologically bad at art” ummmm. dude. you realize that this is the mary sue of hobbies, right? this guy could out-westley westley. he would develop an immunity to iocane powder in less than a week because he’s just that prodigious. he became a kyoshi warrior who could best their leader in a matter of hours, and this was the first time he had ever trained in his life with an actual teacher and opponent. he mastered the sword in one day, if we’re to take piandao’s word for it (and considering his name is literally sword, he is clearly an expert). sokka looked at the rough schematics for hot air balloons after the eminent inventor in the world had spent who knows how long not able to get his idea to actually work like “uhhh…. this may sound obvious, but have you tried a lid???” he has borderline supernatural aim with a boomerang. he was dropped into a haiku battle knowing nothing about the form, and not only beat the leader of ba sing se’s premier haiku club, but also chose, completely unnecessarily, to make each verse rhyme. if he actually sat down and practiced drawing, maybe with some instruction from a trained artist, or easier beginner’s materials than ink and a brush (you’ve all seen my art, and I still cannot paint with ink and a brush), I think sokka would easily be able to produce a work on par with (if not superior to) the mona lisa by the following morning.

#sokka #suki #piandao #the mechanist #synthesis #(bc princess bride reference) #(he is sooo westley coded tho. and not just because he’s an annoying smug asshole. but that is part of it) #‘sokka cant draw’ factoid actually statistical error. sokka can do everything in the world except bend and love himself

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Another The cat returns human version redraw ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿

#artists on tumblr #character design #fanart #the cat returns #ghibli #studio ghibli #ghibli movie #baron humbert #muta #i just went anime bishounen for the prince i know thats just how he looks #i also realized i cant draw big ass old men other than bara style...what a shame #the cat returns redraw