#he’s my barbie

[harrysonlylover]

On fucking repeat!!!!!!!

#so meow #he’s my barbie #so slay #boujee

[cainternn]

kenposting

#barbie #barbie mvoie #barbie 2023 #ken #ryan gosling #barbie art #artists on tumblr #my art #he is so silly i love him

[chloesimaginationthings]

Barbie doesn’t know Ken is a horse girl

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #barbie #barbie ken #Barbie movie #twilight sparkle #last unicorn #mlp #my little pony #Ken would be a mlp fan #he would of loved mlp sm I hope someone told him about it

[brightgoldenstar]

Reference:

#Please let this reach the right audience lol #I think he could be either a Barbie or Ken and I debated which one to put when making this #That’s my babyyy #Barbie #Barbie Movie #Barbie Film #Barbie Selfie Generator #Star Wars #Luke Skywalker #Star Wars Meme #Star Wars Memes #I can’t stop making these #Chanel Boots #Don’t Worry Mr. Skywalker I saw your Chanel Boots

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

multishipping

#wintersberg #mithan #winterfield #lethan #sorry lethan community #i made like 3 AUs and drew them for like a month straight and then never did again #i have no one to talk to about it im sorry 😭😭 #the ship i draw depends on how much i think about it #heraxic makes me want to draw wintersberg so now im drawing them alot.... #i ship ethan with everyone #sorry i just like it when he is loved #ethan is my barbie and all the other characters r kens #i switch them out every now and then but ethan is always the constant

[hazieash]

Big week for himbos

#tdp #Soren #I was already drawing the beach one when i realized his name also worked with ‘Enough’ #this is one of my greatest epiphanies of all time #also he has a Hat!! #like in the movie #I love this good job ne #tdp art #the dragon prince #barbie movie #tdp s5 #tdp spoilers #kind of cause of Hat #dianadraws

[marc--chilton]

humor me. imagine if you will. dearest wilson, who is in his mid forties and drunk and having a little mope time because he may be a freak but he's a freak with depression. and he's bemoaning to house about his looks bc he saw an old picture of himself from med school or whatever, like fully being a little loser about it. "i used to be so cute. i had friends that would tease me for being a 'prettyboy'. (little sigh)"

and house is eating this UP because of course they're drinking together, he gets to see wilson be like..... an unserious amount of pathetic. literally not even paying attention to the tv anymore. "do i need to insult you more to fill your quota or something"

"no, no it's not that it's just," and wilson is still present enough to know he's gonna regret showing a weakness to house of all people but whatever. "miss being a pretty face i guess, i dunno"

house (who is NEVER going to let this moment be forgotten holy shit) has to like bite his tongue so he doesn't actually laugh in his face and get him to clam up. "aw, jimmy, (takes wilson's jaw and shakes him a bit like silly dudes do or like when you roughhouse with a dog) you're always a pretty face" and he's teasing of course but also. house is house, and house says some peculiar things regarding wilson so how fr he's being is an absolute mystery

cut to house actually looking at him and wilson is staring right back at him like 🥺 with big big beautiful brown cow eyes which are still kind of unfocused, cheeks a little smooshed where house is still holding his face, the weight of his head in his palm when wilson relaxes a little. "you think i'm pretty? 🥺"

and it's so much house has to avert his gaze. loosens his grip into something a little more soft. "yeah. sure"

#house md #hatecrimes md #hilson #imagery so clear in my head almost don't care if they wouldn't do this #whatever im having fun!! they're like barbies to me #i need more sleep if i type more about them rn i'm gonna be sick #woke up thinking about how rsl was such a little twink #which then went into how wilson has perfected the sad little puppet expression #he was bred for a different kind of pathetic charm than house was #and i think that's just beautiful

[nalairin]

And I’m back in it folks(when I say that I disappear for months)

#digital art #illustration #digital illustration #digital painting #obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me barbie #barbatos fanart #shall we date barbatos #baby girl barb #hes my babygirl and no one can tell me otherwise I’m so down bad someone help me touch grass

[blended-ice]

arrested for excessive public displays of nudity while inebriated

#the Barbie movie makes me so excited I’m gonna puke #I CANT WAIT FOR IT IM SKDJDJFJFKF AAG #HEY DISCLAIMER YEAH viktor is definitely a Barbie #it’s just #he would totally be ken for the mugshots #yuuri will always be Barbie #him and viktor both #b4b (barbie for barbie) #btw sorry these look like ass u see I saw the official trailer and then a demon possessed me and I slammed my head against my tablet seve #several times and then suddenly BAM these were in my procreate #u understand #yuri on ice #yoi #katsuki yuuri #viktor nikiforov #peas n guac #viktuuri #id in alt text #fanart #barbie 2023 #barbie

[vivid-bluez]

I didn’t realize it at first, but do you feel like Allan could be a stand in for nonbinary people?

BARBIE MOVIE SPOILERS:

He’s not a Ken, He’s not a Barbie, he’s just Allan He’s the only Allan and he doesn’t really understand it. He moves more like the Barbies do, but he’s not brainwashed by the Kendom. His appearance is similar to the Kens, but he’s not a part of the Kendom. He’s something else, somewhere in the middle.

Also they kinda show Allan not fitting into a gender binary. We see femininity and masculinity represented in Barbie and Ken, both going through the extremes of them. We see this in every Ken and every Barbie, but not Allan. He even works with the Barbies when dismantling the Kendom since it effects him negatively too and he doesn’t like it. Like how the patriarchy also effects non binary people and people outside the gender binary negatively.

You could say he leans masc/is masc and that’s true, but the Kens don’t really seem to accept him or include him as one of them. He has Barbie-like mannerisms but he’s not included with the Barbies ever, he’s not invited to girls nights. He’s just, Allan.

#barbie spoilers #barbenheimer #barbie #Ken #nonbinary #transgender #I was thinking about this after I saw the movie #it stood out to me #also I fuxking loved alan #aside from Barbie herself he was my favorite character #allan #micheal cera

[wtfforged]

i refuse to draw him in a normal length shirt. you cant make me

#sighhh fuckkk hes just my barbie doll now i only draw him in outfits i want to wear #but alas. i dress like a homeless person because my teeth chatter in 65 degree weather. im like a californian were-stickbug #trying to unlearn shame with my scribbles #(said like trying to calm down a horse) youre good YOURE GOOD. YOURE GOOD YOURE GOOD. ITS FINE. YOURE FINE #messy AND its that one fucking anime guy this is like a shame-combo for me #buts its FINE were UNLEARNING SHAME. WERE NOT CRINGE. CRINGE IS DEAD. #wtf... art #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece fanart #one piece zoro

[lotus-pear]

mr bungou stray dogs.. my fav shojo love interest

#dazai was born to shojo but forced to bungou stray dogs #and that itself is the single greatest tragedy of bsd #he was literally made to be male lead material #bro probably watches ohshc and kins tamaki suoh #anyway this isn't skk so it's probably getting ten notes but idc bc this has been my most brillaint idea since barbie motorcycle chuuya #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #lotus draws

[3cosmicfrogs]

i emerge from the depths of Real World Job to give you an idea dump.

ID in alt text.

#he is my favourite barbie and all i wanna do is dress him up in many little outfits #dilfposting on main #artfromthefrogs #atla #avatar: the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender fanart #sokka atla #sokka fanart #sokka #older atla #zukka #DILF!atla #the dilves zukkae #ID in alt #i finally finished it but i am Unsatisfied #if inspiration strikes i want to develop this into a single Water Tribe set of motifs and design patterns

[mxrisacoulter]

love that the overall message of barbenheimer is that men love horses they're so real for that

#personal #barbenheimer #barbie #oppenheimer #i was a barbie first girlie through no choice of my own #and i think i just found the horse thing way funnier than anyone else in the cinema #so when i went into Oppenheimer and he was just going round on his ranch ahdkajsks #anyway both films were unironically really good and im glad i did it cause i probably wouldnt have gone otherwise

[inkskinned]

they don't see it, because it is around them like air. to them, it would have to be through movies, through magazines. they think it happens outside of life, like it must be selected to be interacted with.

but you discovered in the fifth grade that you couldn't wear shirts with words on them, it was an excuse for someone to look at your chest. you were catcalled before you were in middle school. sometimes you look at that memory and deny it - surely that can't be right, you were young. but you were in a skirt, so maybe that was a natural byproduct. it was a skirt from that place "justice by limited too" - a store literally for kids. it was popular around then. you wore that skirt twice and then never again.

you can't wear headphones, because what if a man wants to talk to you? there's a guy on the internet who complains that women shut themselves off from being approached. at night, you often keep the headphones positioned but with the sound off, just in case you need to hear something behind you.

you learned at 12 that you can't make eye contact, don't acknowledge the aggression. just walk faster and hope he picks on somebody else. don't wear your hair like that. do not park next to that kind of car, park an entire cityblock away if you must.

you can't go to the museum, you're sitting and tying your shoe when he approaches you and mentions that nobody understands art anymore. that in the whole world, it's just you-two. you have no recourse for eating a meal (it's rabbit food if it's salad, and someone will roll their eyes, eat a sandwich. it's pick-me behavior if it's a burger, we get it you're a cool girl). if you like mushrooms you are cottagecore, which is cheesy. if you like video games you're an egirl (similar to a pick-me). boys do not get categories, but if you point out the categories are sexist, you are told okay but these girls really exist.

it is somehow developing, a little undercurrent that you've been uncomfortable with. the nickname "karen" went from being "a white woman that uses her whiteness as a weapon, particularly against people of color," to now mean "any woman raising her voice or being even a little upset." the reappropriation of a term used specifically to call out white women for their racism has set your skin on edge. now it is just another version of "bitch," one that can be said on television. recently you saw a woman get called a karen because a drunk driver sideswiped her, and she screamed when it happened. the comments on the dashcam video all say "why do women always scream about everything." "when has the world ever been bettered by women screaming." "this fucking karen. she deserved to get hit."

in the sitcom, it's a joke that the wife is furious; slamming her hands down into the sink. i do everything around here, might as well do this too. in your house, your father is always in-his-office. before you know better, your first boyfriend is the type to say it's just easier for you. you used to beg him to take you on dates. he used to make a big deal about it, about the sacrifice of effort, even if you were the one who did most of the planning.

someone on the internet makes a "POV: the most boring person you've ever met" where he puts a towel on his head and just talks like a normal person. his impression of a boring woman is just a woman that is talking about her pretty-average life without exaggeration.

you are sometimes actually sad in the reverse, because actually you did used to struggle to pay attention in conversations. you were also easily bored of normal things, your adhd pinging off of every radio tower in the vacinity. it took time and therapy and patience, and now you delight in the small things about your friends. you like having them show you their organizational systems and talk about their taylor swift tickets. you are entertained by them because you learned to be, even though your brain is structured to only be excited by novelty. you kind of hate the idea that the reason your father will never actually pay attention to you is that you're no longer interesting. eventually the shine wore off, and you were just a person, not a spaceship. he never learned how to just, like, form an actual intimate friendship. it was always at a distance, this sense - emotional closeness was too much. (and yes. he's homophobic).

you're already tired of whatever the fuck is happening with the words "divine feminine", a rancid take that is basically just a rebranding of the patriarchy in action. what the fuck do they mean "being small and delicate and needing protection" is feminine. the words they are looking for are that they want a partner, not that their desire for equivalent support is relegated to gender. the human desire for community is not actually gendered at all. also, what fucking wolves are these "divine masculine" men even battling. fuckken taxes? shouldn't their "desire to protect" also mean "protect you from emotional neglect", or are all emotions off-limits (and how sad would that be. that's a horrible bar to set.)

and they tell you it's really not bad actually, because it's just there. they suggest you get off the internet or you stop reading that book or you stop thinking so hard about the movie or you stop just-being-a-feminist because honestly it's a killjoy sort of thing and then you tilt your head to the side and there's that little siren in the back of your head. if things were actually fine, being a feminist wouldn't put a stop to anything, it would go completely unnoticed, because you wouldn't have any comment to make about any of this

but you are ruining your own life, they tell you. also, girls don't sit like that. also, all girls are catty. also, all girls are bad drivers. also, all girls just need a cute bracelet and an iced coffee.

you do like iced coffee, is the thing. when you close your eyes, the world around you has this strange note to it. and once you hear it, it never stops ringing.

#writeblr #this is far too long #sjw bullshit #idk i MEANT to write about somethng else completely and if i have time i will #about like . how if ur gay this is even more obvious #bc they like. hi ur 3 now where is ur boyfriend #and ur like. :) good news mother i have activated the lasers in my plush dog and he is dancing in the guts of my barbie

[98chao]

doodles for today

#its 12am and im really tired but i spent a long time on that first one lol #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #barbie the movie #monster high #bratz #lalaloopsy #<- those are where the outfits are from #amy rose #blaze the cat #rouge the bat #cream the rabbit #surge the tenrec #metal sonic #shadow the hedgehog #metadow #the ending of their story in sonic rivals 2 is really funny to me #why did he rip that chaos emerald out of his chest for shadow with no hesitation #my art #ms paint #2023 #1k