#he's... tolerated

[knownsecretss]

percy finding out his dad is a god and immediately going to confront him is so funny to me. like he really said “either i’m catching a child support check or he’s catching these hands”

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo series #pjo #he really said ZERO tolerance for deadbeat dads!!!! #and he meant it #he’s so real for that

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[frickerdoodle]

Mild act 2 Durge spoilies

My Dark Urge has been vehemently denying any thoughts of bloodlust to their companions and has hiddentheir evil deeds whenever possible (threw a certain body in the river and played dumb about where they went, for example) so imagine my shock when everyone knew about his deep dark secret after the most harrowing night of his life.

#the dark urge #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #comic #astarion #My durge is a tiefling named “Nice” and its his virtue name which i think is funny #He's fully fallen for Astarion's act because the brain damage made him naive #Astarion tolerates it for the canon reasons but I'm pretty sure Nice writes just real dogshit poetry about him

[ruubesz-draws]

Come with Kong to Monkeyland!

Kong just wants to show his New Empire in Hollow Earth

My brain constantly nagging me to draw this as Kong:

#godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire #kong #godzilla x kong #COME WITH ME TO MONKEYLANDDD!!!! #this is kong whenever he wants to invite Godzilla to his New Empire #I can see that Kong kinda wants to hang out with Goji cos he thinks they are friends now #Goji just kinda-ish doesn't kill him cos Mothra said: NO #so Goji tolerates it... #for now... #anyway are you happy now brain #i drew it #just for you #do not repost #my art

[petr1kov]

simon:

every character on fionna and cake: ugh simon, why are you so boring and sad now? i miss when you used to be the fun and happy and beloved ice king

ice king on the actual original show:

#like... the fact that he was constantly sad and lonely and barely tolerated even when he got better were his defining character traits... #a lot of selective memory going on here. tbh #fionna and cake #at #simon petrikov

[arealtrashact]

Look at my therapy group, dawg. ( I'm never improving my social functioning )

#Housebroken #my art #character design #these are from last year (when I was sick / couchbound and at the mercy of whatever happened to be on TV) #I will say I found this show to be much more tolerable than I anticipated #then again I do have a soft spot for anything containing talking critters. #My favorite character was The Grey One. #he reminded me of my old cat </3

[beinganegg]

Siffrin has to get rest whether they want to or not

#haha get fatigued idiot #in stars and time #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat mirabelle #isat isabeau #isat odile #isat bonnie #isat spoilers #Edit: forgot to mention this is based off the idea that Siffrin doesn’t get physical stronger across loops just more tolerant to pain #he’s trying to show how’s he’s ’useful’ but now he has to take a break whoopies

[pocket-dragon]

Computer, show me BG3 post game seven year timeskip convos

#based on a convo me and my friend had about my Tav #ironically the 2nd child is the planned one #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #dnd #Tav #bard #astarion #karlach #she gets tagged because those are also her kids #post canon kiddos #mama k #My ocs #comic #my art #astarion still doesnt like kids but #Tav is his bestie so he tolerates the gremlins when he visits

[vebokki]

random system events make for unlikely friends! aka luo binghe and shang qinghua go on an adventure to save sqq from his terrible luck

#binghe would NEVER admit it but he secretly tolerates (enjoys justa little) airplanes presence after their unfortunate adventure #his government assigned silly little court jester #svsss #shang qinghua #luo binghe #svsss fanart #人渣反派自救系统 #mxtx #scum villains self saving system #omg forgot to fix the folds in binghes clothes. You do not see them. You do not see them!!!!!

[temeyes]

im asking the important questions here, shut up!!

#soap would not survive!!! i mean i think he'd tolerate it but he'd be sweating like a sinner in church #like if y'all think about it.. he was the only mfer wearing a t-shirt in Las Almas................... #and he's canonically a “snowy mountain” kinda vacation guy. so yeah.. he can't live here with me... #man i was literally so upset the entire day because of how HOT IT WAS #it's like 3:30am rn and it's still kinda warm like???????? #my art #2024 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #cod #cod mw #cod mwii #cod mwiii #modern warfare #mw #mw2 #mw3 #tf141 #task force 141 #141 #gaz cod #ghost cod #price cod #soap cod #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing

[lucidlikesthings]

desert-to-mandalorian husbands raising 3 kiddos woohoo

the colors are just to make the shapes more distinguishable lmao i did not look up colors

EDIT: made everyone look a lot less undead fffff

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars #luke skywalker #leia organa #cal kestis #fanart #sketches #obi did leia's hair so they match #cody doesnt need backseat driving but likes that obi cuddles him while he does it so its tolerated #poor cal is not ready for babysitting

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"RIP Jonathan Harker but I'm different" really??? are you really though?

You, a new hire, loaded with student debt, upcoming wedding to pay for, been given a huge opportunity at work, employer paying all your travel costs. you're telling me that you, exploited corporate lackey that you are, you would actually be self-empowered enough to turn back last minute? after spending all that time and money traveling to the rich client's megamansion? because of what--BAD VIBES? how precisely the fuck do you plan on explaining that to your boss??? bitch your credit score can't AFFORD to avoid red flags, you're going into a possible life-or-death situation whether you like it or not, that's capitalism baby!!!

#dracula daily #tumblr reads dracula #as sympathetic as i am to Jonathan's plight it still sounds pretty cushy compared to literally any modern retail or service job #'oh you've been hired to serve a powerful bloodsucking inhumane monster' yeah that's called a megacorporation #consider this: dracula is a monster but he is also very VERY rich #society has excused worse for less #i mean yeah he's evil but he's not like. jeff bozos levels of evil #the real monster wasn't Dracula it was the unsafe working conditions we were forced to tolerate along the way

[hearts4dorlene]

James: I haven't been completely honest with you

Regulus: Spit it out Potter, did you cheat?

James: *transforms into a stag*

Regulus: ...

Regulus: I think I would rather have had you cheat on me in all honestly

#incorrect marauders quotes #james potter #marauders #jegulus #regulus black #james x regulus #regulus x james #starchaser #regulus black is done with life #james loves regulus #regulus tolerates james #hes in love/obsessed with him but he just hides it well #marauders era

[shkika]

I am so guilty of enjoying the idea of Moonie being quite a bit.. uhm grumpier and more "proper" when she was younger.

She just does her job. Don't disturb her. Don't bother her. (And then Sliver did anyway)

#rain world #rain world comic #looks to the moon #five pebbles #no significant harassment #sliver of straw #rw comic #iterators #my art #also she doesn't “stand” or “tolerate” Pebbles #she sees her younger self in him and so she's very understanding even when to others it feels like he's just being mean or dismissive.

[pocket-mobster]

Jonathan Harker, a man who only yesterday was physically and mentally obliterated by paprika, is largely unphased by the locals being very clearly disapproving of his decision to visit his cool new friend, DRACULA.

#dracula daily #idk if this is what bram intended but i def read 'this is for your mother' as 'u kno what fuck u i hope u live u stupid piece of shit' #he has as much spice tolerance as he has basic intuition #jonathan harker #dracula #ipj speaks

[pocketwei]

A lot of drugs, a lot of shrugs, not a lot of words

#art #sketches #one piece #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #dofuwani #donquixote rosinante #3rd wheeling this whole mess for some reason #sorry cora #here's my hc that dof hates cigars' smell but tolerates/likes cigarettes' smell #crocodile smokes directly in his face to piss him off #dof pretends he hates it but truth is 20+ years of cocaine abuse make is so that he doesn't really smell anything anymore #push-pull doomed yaoi at its finest #i'm so normal abt them godddd