#helppp lmao

[callie-the-creator]

the boy from second period

nsfw. mdni. warnings: yandere behavior, stalking, emo oc being delulu, mentions of self harm, brief smut but you’ll most likely miss it if you blink lol, you get the picture.

author’s note: the yandere in this is just an oc i whipped up for the sake of writing some yandere!emo boy hcs— 😭✋🏻 but if i’m being honest, this is more chronological hc stuff. from where he first met you to now.

• elijah was never much of a romantic. in fact, he cursed the name of love…frequently. it was becoming more of a hobby as of late. he was exhausted tired of spending valentine’s day alone, having no one to spend time with during the holidays, or spending so much money on promposals or simply ask someone to a dance only to have them reject him…

— he swore that he wouldn’t lose himself and not develop some crush to save himself from the embarrassment of his affections getting denied. lord knows that he can’t handle rejection well, as he tries to open a vein every time he does…things were better this way.

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• that was until a few weeks into his senior year when you suddenly moved from (your school name) to his: willowbrook high.

• he only knew you were new because in the middle of his second period, you came in with a schedule in hand, asking if this was english 11 with mrs. hadley…it was. of course it was.

— at first, elijah paid you no mind. he mentally sorted you into a category with how he saw the rest of his classmates. a waste of his time.

• it didn’t help that mrs. hadley decided it was a great idea to sit you with elijah, given that he sits at a table by himself in the corner of the room. he felt almost embarrassed when he was called out and it wasn’t like he could just say ‘no,’ especially not in front of all these people…so, he endured it.

• for now

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• what followed were two excruciatingly long weeks for poor elijah. the only times you two talked were brief. i mean it. 🥲

“hey!”

“…hello.”

“how are you doing?”

“fine. you?”

“i’m good. thanks for asking.”

• …and then fate had a funny way of twisting things! aka mrs. hadley assigned a partner project to the class, but the catch was that she already picked who people were going to be paired with and shockingly (yet he could see it coming from a mile away), you and elijah were picked to be each other’s partners.

— it flipped his world upside down, completely blindsiding him because this could only mean one thing: elijah was going have to step out of his comfort zone and to be forced to spend more time with you, primarily outside of school. yikes!

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• even though it took a little time, you and elijah started talking more, both outside and inside of school. it even got to the point where he feared that he had grown attached to you, but that’s just crazy talk!…right?

• he would even find himself stalking your socials to learn more about you as a person, so he knows what to not do casually bring up the next time he sees you

• he hated to pat himself on the back, but elijah has deemed himself as the first official friend that you’ve made ever since you came to willowbrook

— but this didn’t mean that he didn’t get jealous.

• you always had ideas on how you two could spend more time together such as giving each other playlists for song recommendations, going to the movies, things like that…but elijah didn’t like whenever you suggested doing something that concerned more than just each other’s company. crowds.

— he fucking hated crowds, mainly the school’s football games because it meant that your undivided attention wouldn’t constantly be on him.

— and it doesn’t help that you are oblivious to his blossoming crush on you and start to swoon over the cute band geeks or football players. elijah felt like a sore thumb, someone not worthy of your time…even though he knows deep down in his heart that you and him are meant to be together.

• if there is a point where he catches you talking with another guy, elijah will give him the nastiest look in all of existence.

— there are a few times where elijah has just flat-out lies to a few of your classmates and told them that you and him were dating just so they would back off. there have been lots of close calls.

• he’s one clingy bastard. he’ll admit that outright.

• after dropping you off at home, elijah will return to his house feeling pent up, and if that happens, he’ll l do one of two things:

use a sharp kitchen knife to carve your name into the thick of his pasty thigh. he will even make sure to cut a giant heart around it for extra gusto. and, yes…he does take photos of his beautiful work. he wants to send them all to you, desperately, but knows that they’ll only scare you off.

wank one off to some photos of you that you either posted or took himself, or into one of your undergarments that he was able to steal. still…his hand and your underwear pales in comparison to what pleasure you could give him. elijah wants to feel your warmth. cuddle you closely and whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he presses his naked body against yours.

• he wants you so bad…

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• unfortunately, all good things can’t last forever. the time for the project ended and as expected, you two passed with flying colors, but this didn’t mean that you and elijah stopped contacting each other completely, but it was…different. different from what it was.

— elijah didn’t like that. not one bit.

— he wants to be your boyfriend. he wants to be your boyfriend. he wants to be your boyfriend. he WANTS to be YOUR boyfriend!

• he has even taken up photoshopping as a hobby, so he can edit him into every single photo you have posted. oh, he can’t wait for the day where nothing but your beautiful face fills his camera roll.

— well…more than it does now anyway.

• that’s when he had an epiphany. there is a school dance coming up. as much as elijah didn’t want to blow through his money, he knew that you were worth it. all those lovely conversations you shared with him couldn’t be for nothing, right? you MUST like him back.

• and that’s how he spent the next few nights, thinking of ideas for the board and when he finally had an idea of what he could do, he wasted no time in making it for you.

• when elijah got to school, he made sure to ask you in the morning since he didn’t want to be holding the board the entire day.

• but…

• you immediately shook your head when he popped the magic question.

• he instinctively laughed at this, but not in a condescending way. he just didn’t understand why you were doing this to him. all eyes were on him, not you. you like him back, don’t you, so why are you toying with him?

• seeing that elijah clearly wasn’t getting the hint, you verbally say that you don’t want to go to the dance with him which causes him to freeze up like a scared goat.

• you’re shitting him, right? RIGHT?!

you. bitch.

you’re going to regret saying no to him.

#yandere #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere hcs #yandere imagines #emo boy #oc x you #oc hcs #oc x reader #yandere emo boy #yandere smut #emo boy smut #high school #helppp lmao #yandere x darling #darling reader #yandere x y/n #crush #lovesick #delusional #yandere boy #yanderecore #i love emo boys #yandere classmate #gn reader #i tried my best

[charlesleclercc-16]

That face when Max realized that he had to sleep on the couch again.

#helppp lmao #poor max #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen

[foxalotlposts]

I had a vision... I just don't know if it is visioning

(also just saying, I didn't trace this! I drew it with a reference and that's it)

#fanart #digital art #inthelittlewood #rendog #adventure time fanart #mcyt fanart #character swap #itlwart #cartoon #idk man #ummmm #idk how to tag this #helppp lmao #my art #3rd life #lifeblr

[kusukuna]

AHHHHH I LOST SUCH A FUNNY FANART OF THIS ONE MONKEY THAT'S WEARING THE SAME SHIRT AND NECKTIE AS NANAMI FROM JJK DOING NANAMIS POSE W HIS WEAPON AND IM GOING NUTS RN PLS SOMEONE HELP ME FIND IT 😭‼️‼️‼️

UPDATE; I FOUND IT AND REBLOGED IT 🙏

#jujutsu kaisen #nanami kento #jjk nanami #jujutsu kaisen nanami #kento nanami #jjk #jjk fanart #nanami fanart #fanart #digital art #help me find this #helppp lmao

[spicybylerpolls]

Idk why but whenever I watch a porn video of Spikey Dee and Joey Mills, my mind starts imagining them as byler 😭

There's a lot to unpack here, but thanks for sharing 😭

#spicy byler #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #helppp lmao #no poll

[glitxd]

Found some bugs with Wyrmius

My worm child, uh.... I think he's trying to intimidate me and it's working. Also thanks for the protip DE lmao I'll send these soon.

Also all customization ceases to exist once I escaped the Wyrmius purgatory :(

#warframe #bugs #helppp lmao #I just got my wyrm yeah please don't bully me :(

[lewislcver]

He’s so me 😚😋

#Wilo🫶🏼 #my baby #helppp lmao #love him with my whole being #my forever fav #arsenal #football #william saliba #wilo #premier league

[viiiiiiickyyyyyt]

Does anybody know anything about body recomposition?

I did a lot of research these past few months but I'm genuinely so confused.

Like, how many calories should I eat for example? Should I be in a calorie deficit or eat normally? Because I'm trying to eat more but I do not have time to exercise because of school (lately I'm doing it mostly to get my strength and p€riod back because I lost everything but I'm kinda afraid to just gain fat).

I should try to restart going to the gym this weekend and I'll perhaps be able to get a schedule of exercises for body recomposition by a trainer and go twice a week but I need some reference, I'm 17 yo and I'm about 161 cm (5'3), I weight 53 kg (116 lbs)

#body dysmorphia #body recomposition #helppp lmao #ed not ed sheeran #i just want to be thin #gym #calorie deficit diet #@na vent #bulim14

[aizawasbrazybaby]

I’ll be back the first Saturday of next month🌝but I need more characters to write for. I got Nanami and Choso brain rot with a shit ton of writing ideas

#black reader #poc reader #black writers #poc writers #black women #dark skin #brown skin #light skin #black female reader #helppp lmao

[afullygrownflowerboy]

OKAY IM I DUMB WHATS GOING ON WITH THE LOTF FANDOM??!?? IM SO CONFUSED SOMEONE EXPLAIN 😭😭

#lord of the flies #lotf fandom #lotf #helppp me #helppp lmao

[ashzoomer]

AHAHHAHAHAAUHHH…. It’s school time!! I’m perfectly fine and…gulp- ready….HRRAHHHHH

#help #starting school #boo womp #womp womp #i’m not ready #helppp lmao #uh oh sisters #school

[yanxioustrikas]

What is happening to the Supa strikas tumblr community how are we in some unexplained mess right now 💀 💀

#supa strikas #helppp lmao

[kaitopedestrian]

#pokemon rejuvenation #my art #aevia pokemon #gastrodon #sylveon #helppp lmao

[hopelessgayshipper]

I saw this on pinterest

I'm dying Asskskskakkskskks😭

#i can't #help lmao #help lol #helppp lmao #i'm dying #hahhaha #anyway lmao #bahahahhaha #mcr fandom #mcr #my chemical romance #my chem gerard #my chem mikey #my chemical memes #my chemical gee #my chem #gee way #gerard way #mikey fucking way #mikey way #mcr mikey #mcr gee #mcr gerard #gerard fucking way

[trvppybro]

Anyone know a creator or builder that I could sub to who could help me hook up a first bday party for a boy? Custom room???? My furnishing sucks lmaooo. I need heeelp

#sims 4 cc #sims4 build #post and delete #helppp lmao

[killingick]

Soap: Take it off

Ghost: Show my face?

Soap: Yeah

Ghost: Negative.

Soap: Are you ugly?

Ghost: Quite the opposite.

Me:

#call of duty #call duty modern warfare 2 2023 expansion campaign dlc leak cod mw2 activision call of duty #mw2 #ghost #cod #cod mw2 #someone helppp #helppp lmao #hot #thirst trap #jokes #meme #gta #gta v #legs wide open