#hes a meow meow

[rushingexpress]

James has no right to be so fricking cute *affectionately*!

Look at his goofy wide smile, squishy cheeks, little crows feet and bright red paint *sighs* love this dumb dumb ^^

YEAAAA

fun fact, tumblr blurred the image and I was.. slightly scared - but turns out its just James! XD

#ttte #thomas the tank engine #ttte james #hes a meow meow #bullies him with affection

[skimblyshanks]

See the thing is King Richard should have kissed men.

#galavant #king richard galavant #king richard #and listen ilu isabella but richard and galahad.... chef's kiss #enemies to lovers #first season full of homoerotic obsession with each other justified by their devotion to the idea of Madalena #second season ROADTRIP HIJINKS #and in general i mean. Richard is the gayest gay to gay. episode 2 has gareth telling him to butch up #the general lack of commitment to Galavant's canonical queer appeal was also disappointing #but like. Richard. is right there. hes right there. #and yeah ok he didnt realize his dad was gay even at the gay bar. but ge also didnt realize itwas a gay bar. #bc hes stupid and sheltered #hes a meow meow #and hes GAY #gay gay homosexual gay #in my heart he's kissing all the men #and since i brought him up--Galavant is absolutely bi do not misunderstand me #his love for and of the women in his life is genuine #but its like. come on. also in the second episode jean ham called isabella his beard so clearly hes been around the neighborhood #my friend is rewatching galavant so i am too and i am once more annoyed abt this decision #why did that tag say galahad #kill me

[selffagellation]

meow meow grantaire for blorbo bingo 🤠

God you're SO right, he IS a meow meow

Bingooooooooo

#btw once i come back to myself i am soooooo entering the soggification of les mis #hes a meow meow #hes my babygirl #hes my little sad wet rat #and i will treat ALL of them accordingly #anyways thankssssssss this is fun and i love thinking about my older blorbos <3 #answered #les mis

[ciderbird]

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

#historians are out there beefing with ppl who died over 200 years ago. good for them #history #history memes #this isn’t really about anyone in particular #but I did read the most hilariously bitter takes on alexander I #not that it’s hard to poke fun at his vanity and indicisive nature but like. he was just a poor little meow meow #although I have some weird grudges against dead ppl as well *cough* Catherine II *cough*

[hyolks]

hello everynyan

#spiderman #astv #across the spiderverse #meows morales #miles morales #hobie brown #gwen stacy #pavitr prabhakar #this cat hobie is kinda sick. he's my fav part of this

[sadfishkid]

green slime be upon ye

#howl's moving castle #howl jenkins #sophie hatter #howl's niece mari #and the skull (already forgot again whether it was sullivan's or prince justin's) #i reread hmc and came to the following conclusion #movie howl: slightly whimsical but still very much a byronic hero #book howl: sopping wet pathetic meow meow #(he even turns into a literal wet cat at some point) #art tag

[nich0las-st1nks]

boop his nose while you're scrolling please!

#beep boop #silly goose #cats #cat #silly #i love my cat #he is my little meow meow #what a little guy #he is just a silly guy #your honor he is silly #boop the snoot

[idliketobeatree]

btw when you're being mean to aziraphale this is who you're being mean to. hope this helps

#good omens #aziraphale #good omens memes #good omens fandom #good omens s2 #good omens shitpost #good omemes #go s2 #poor little meow meow #michael sheen #job minisode #a companion to owls #staying as far away from fandom discourse as possible but i feel it needs to be said #he's a walking talking crying wet cat on the inside #and he needs a pat on the head maybe a lil kick to the butt. not all this backlash. peace and love on gomens earth #marcela talks #ghost(shit)posted by crowley #aziraphale defense squad #i cleary underestimated the emotional weight of his kittydog eyes. you're good

[nariism]

neuvillette is aware that he shouldn’t have let you get so close. but he did, and now he’s lamenting the fact that your hands are grasping at his soft horns — his fucking horns, of all places — and he might like it.

uptight and strait-laced, you’ve never known the chief justice to be someone so easily flustered. yet here he is with heat crawling up his neck, so warm that you can feel it against your palms as they ghost over his skin.

you can’t help but laugh at his current situation.

he was vehemently against you coming anywhere near his hair at first, grumbling about how his horns were on the sensitive side and he would rather not have to go into work feeling uncomfortably aware of their presence on his head.

however, you were hard to deny with that little smile on your face and such soft hands grabbing at his arms, tugging him closer. a sweet voice chanting, "please, honey? pretty please?"

neuvillette has never been good at denying you what you want.

it’s how he ends up sitting at your shared vanity. you comb through his long hair, watching him with amusement in the mirror as he huffs and jolts with every brush of your fingers against his horns.

the fact that he was letting you get anywhere near them was surely a testament to his trust in you. he was completely vulnerable here, at your mercy.

“sorry,” you mumble disingenuously, clearly enjoying seeing your usually serious husband falling apart with a simple action. you quickly tie off the end of his hair with a bow and he sighs in relief, thinking that the torment is over.

it's far from over.

he draws a sharp breath when you lean forward and press two gentle kisses on him; one on either side of his head just beside his horns.

neuvillette glowers at you in the reflection, disapproval written all over his face. "stop that," he scolds.

you do, but only because you're worried he might melt into a puddle before your very eyes if you continue.

it becomes a daily routine after that, with him sitting patiently in front of the mirror while you brush and tie off his hair. and you always end it the same way: two kisses, a soft "have a good day at work," murmured against him, and a mischievous little smile that makes him sigh.

he responds everyday with the same two words. "stop that," with a narrow-eyed glare.

the day you do stop, he's confused and irritated.

not only because you have the audacity to throw a wrench into routine again, which you know he hates, but also because he can't figure out why he misses your lips so much.

"what are you doing? i am going to be late."

"hm?" you peer up lazily from your spot on the bed, still half asleep.

"you have to do my hair."

"i thought you didn't want me to, so i slept in today."

your husband is eerily silent for a moment as he mulls over your words. then, he carefully perches himself on the edge of the bed, back turned to you expectantly and still wordless.

no, he would never admit he likes it just a little bit — the vulnerability, the trust, the feeling of your hands threading through his hair, the intimacy of it. hell no.

but neuvillette doesn't have to say a lot of things for you to understand; not when the way his skin heats up says it all; not when you're the first person to touch his horns in centuries; not when he’s saying stop that with such an affectionate glimmer in his eyes.

you give him four kisses that morning, two on either side.

© ALABOADOA 2023 — please do not translate or post my works to other platforms.

#— whispers in the wind ✧ #not proofread i'm sorry #neuvillette my beloved my BELOVED my husband my lover my meow meow #he makes me insane #also idk if i would call those things on his head horns but that's what everyone else calls them #neuvillette #neuvillette genshin #neuvillette fluff #neuvillette x y/n #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact fic #genshin impact fluff

[gum-iie]

centuries wept away

#PUTAIN DE MERDE MON PETIT MEOW MEOW #JE SAIS QUE TU PEUX LIRE CETTE NEUVILLETTE JE VIENS POUR TON PETIT CUL SERRÉ #genshin impact #neuvillette #he's so pretty i almost forget he's french #i want to nibble on his ears and make him cry and then apologize to him for the rest of my life for it #originally wasn't going to finish this but the last time i tried pulling for a character i didn't draw baizhu came 10 wishes from max pity #procrastination doodles

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

#mine #shitpost #blorbo from my shows #blorbo #meow #william afton #dave miller #springtrap #jesse pinkman #dsaf dave #dsaf jack #f/o #villain #villainous men #i cant help it im gay #beetlejuice #megamind #hes never killed anyone but he still counts #breaking bad #saul goodman #he also hasnt killed anyone i dont think but hes guilty by association #idk just something about villainous men really gets to me #fnaf #purple guy #patrick bateman #american psycho #slashers #tumblr sexyman #mettaton #aaravos

[iamtheeggsnake]

#meows morales #hes so sillayy #love himb #miguels there also #into the spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #peter porker #meow #kitty #miguel o'hara #miguel spiderverse #miles molares #nuh uh #fym nuh uh

[oliviawhen]

March comic! No thoughts this month, just Brioche. A fun What If activity you can do with your own brioches.

#comic #ink #cat #siamese cat #brioche #caroube de chypre #sailor manyo haha ink #fact: Brioche CAN turn on the keyboard by himself and meows while he steps on it in the night #art

[savagegood]

richie jerimovich (taylor's version) | THE BEAR SEASON TWO

+ this needed the actual video

#he's just a dad trying his best #also his meow meow levels were through the roof this season.... <3 thanks for that. i was well fed #the bear fx #the bear hulu #the bear #thebearedit #the bear spoilers #taylor swift #*op

[stargirlrchive]

simon whose dumb little bimbo!girlfriend lets him use her as he pleases. gripping the soft plush of her hips to bounce her up and down his cock like his own personal toy.

like you’ve gone so dumb on him, eyes glazed and unfocused as he pushes his thick shaft into you over and over again. :(( it feels so good you can’t think of anything else but that!

one hand steady on your hips to guide your movements while the other wraps around your throat to keep your head from rolling back. he wants to see you drooling and breathless for him.

“you w’nna cum, baby? w’nna cum all over my cock?”

you can barely nod, too fucked out to respond as you tighten around him. and he laughs, the hand on your throat moving up to your hair to force you to look at him.

“fucked the words right out of your brain, hm?”

all you can do is whimper and take his cock as he pounds into you, no coherent thoughts leaving your mouth as he rocks your hips up and down.

“poor baby, think i made you even dumber.”

#he’s so silly #meow #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x reader smut #simon riley x female reader #call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader

[kenm4vhs]

i don’t see a difference

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk spoilers #gojo satoru #megumi x reader #jjk megumi #megumi fushiguro #megumi smut #jujutsu megumi #jujutsu kaisen megumi #megumi x you #megumi fluff #megumi imagine #jjk fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen fushiguro #he’s my little meow meow