#hes learned a bunch of new words and the cutest one is his brothers name. when i bring the senior kids

[andromedasummer]

nothing like the experience of having a kid warm up to you. 1 year old used to want nothing to do with me and would actively avoid me. now when i come up to him he squeals happily and sprints up to me for cuddles.

#hes such a sweet wee man #hes learned a bunch of new words and the cutest one is his brothers name. when i bring the senior kids #(3-4) to the juniors (0-2) and his brother walks in the first thing i hear is the baby SCREAM his name and run up for a hug

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Amoreena | Chapter Five

Chapter Five

main summary: Heaven is a real place and it's located exactly 14.6 miles away from the FBI, Quantico Headquarters. Off behind a small park, under a fantastical willow tree surrounded by wildflowers, in every colour young minds can imagine.

Don't forget, heaven also comes with angels.

Chapter Summary: (fluff only) weekly Saturday reading only they are joined by an extra 15 lost boys, not just Spencer

Warnings (adding as they happen): fluff, hurt/comfort, depressed spencer, reader has a daughter, falling in love, strangers to lovers, library smut, oral (female receiving) lots and lots of fluff

word count: 3K

from the beginning <3

He woke up Saturday morning to the sound of a bunch of voices coming from beyond the walls of his room. Only it wasn’t his room, it was the room he slept in when he stayed with Y/N and Amoreena, he hasn’t left since he arrived on Thursday and he had no plan to either.

They still hadn’t told her about their relationship, not wanting her to come crawling into bed with her mom in the morning to find Spencer there too. She wasn’t ready to explain to Amoreena what it meant for Spencer to be in her bed, how they were in love and that she might need to learn how to knock before entering.

So he slept in the spare room, completely contently because he knew she was only on the other side of the wall, instead of 30 minutes away like she would be when he slept at his own apartment.

It had been a week since he saw them reading in the park, and now they were his family. It was incredibly fast, anyone who heard the news would say so. But that’s how his life worked, he blew through everything incredibly fast, it only made sense for him to skip every step in the book and become a stepdad overnight.

He woke up then, missing Y/N and Amoreena as he thought about the last week. Finally getting dressed and peaking outside, through the crack in the blinds, to see what was going on on the farm.

There were a bunch of men in the field with the cows dropping new cattle off in a big truck as a bunch of children ran around the yard. Y/N wasn’t kidding when she said her 7 siblings had produced 15 cousins for Amoreena to play with. Children all between the ages of toddler and 7-years-old, screaming while they ran after Rufus and the cats, it was a pure dopamine rush to witness.

He found Y/N in the living room, a book in one hand and a coffee in the other, “good morning cutie, all the ruckus on the farm wake you up?” She did her best fake southern accent as she smiled at him. Beautiful as ever in the early morning sunshine.

He nodded with a yawn, sitting beside her and snuggling into her shoulder. She placed her mug in his hands so she could wrap an arm around him and pull him in closer, letting him take a sip of coffee and become a real person again.

He noticed she was reading a book he had never seen before, reading the pages and not know the words. It was a first for him.

“What’s that one about?”

Y/N closed it to let him look at the cover. It was a hand-bound book, wrapped in green fabric that was at least 30 years old and in well-loved condition. The gold lettering reading Amoreena, along with a pressed gold rose and the author's name. He had never heard of it before.

“My grandma was an aspiring writer and the reason I love books so much, her name was Peggy and she had a dream once about a wonderful little girl named Amoreena and the magical life she created for herself. She wrote it all down and my grandpa had it typed and bound for her, she was so proud of this book,” Y/N gushed, smiling as she held it to her chest softly, thinking of all the memories Spencer didn’t know yet.

“Really?” Spencer couldn’t help but smile at her.

She nodded softly, “she loved Elton John, so much so that when my sister Ashley came out she threw her a party. Almost all those kids out there are Ashley's, by the way, she went down the adoption and foster root after I did IVF.”

She pointed out the front window at all the people gathered on her land, “Ben and Dylan dropped their kids off too while they help dad and Evan with the farm. Those are my brothers in case you didn’t know their names yet, there’s also Carver and Francis but they don’t live as close.”

Her little life was just so perfect, “did they want to come with us to read this afternoon? We need some lost boys.”

“They’d love that, are you sure you can handle 16 kids between the two of us?” she smiled, pure love spreading through her body as she held him.

“They’re not so different from psychopaths right?” He teased, watching her settle against him even more as they enjoyed their Saturday together.

“What else can you tell me about your grandma?” He snuggled into her more as he asked, wanting to know as much about her happiness as possible.

“She was always listening to music, she loved Elton's song Amoreena the most. It was the song she played for the majority of my childhood. It only made sense for me to name my little miracle Amoreena too, cause I wouldn’t have her unless nanny suggested I have a baby.”

“I would have loved to meet her.”

Y/N’s smile changed then, “she would have loved you and your big mind.”

“My mom wants to meet you and Amoreena,” he announces softly, he hasn’t really told her anything about his family yet.

“What’s she like?”

“She has schizophrenia and Alzheimer’s and she lives in a care home in DC right now, I try and see her when I can but she has her own schedule so I have to fit around when she’s having a good day,” it was hard to explain it to most people, but not to her. He didn’t feel any shame or fear in introducing them. Y/N was the most loving human, and Amoreena was just the same.

“When is she free next?” A simple question that made him feel incredibly giddy.

“Tuesday from 3-5,” he snuggled in closer to her as she wraps her arm around him.

“We’ll pick Amoreena up from school after work and take her over,” Y/N agreed, their lives intertwining like they were always meant to.

Like she was the ivy on his old cottage, she took him in and made him her own, wrapping herself all around him and never letting him go again.

He basically finishes her coffee while she holds him on the couch. The sound of the kids outside making them laugh every once in a while, dogs barking and cows mooing, the farm was alive and roaring while they enjoyed each other's company.

“Did you bring your costume for the reading today?”

He sat right up then, looking at her like she lost her mind, “of course I did, I wouldn’t have Penelope spend a week tracking down a Captain Hook costume just to forget it.”

Y/N’s jaw dropped, “you didn’t?!”

He simply nodded with a cheeky grin, “come on Tinker Bell, everyone knows she had a thing for Hook.”

“Who didn’t? He was the first and last bad boy I was interested in, I typically go more for Milo’s and Ariel’s; full of adventure and always learning something new,” Y/N teased him.

“Mhm, I always had a thing for Aladdin and Belle in search of far off lands and happy endings,” he mused, making her smile just as much as he was, “but for real it was between Hook and Wendy for my costume,” he made her laugh again, wanting to hear it for the rest of time.

“You still can, I have a blue nightgown you can borrow,” it was so easy for them to flirt, it fit into their conversation so simply it felt like they had been together forever.

He couldn’t help leaning in to kiss her, resting her back against the couch softly as she held onto him. He loved kissing her, she tasted like coffee and happiness every single time. She made the cutest sounds when they would make out like she was surprised by it or she wasn’t used to it at all.

She made him feel like he was young again like he was 21 and in love for the first time. All his trauma disappeared and that Spencer who used to stare back at him in the mirror was gone now. That guy packed his bags and left the farm to never be seen again.

Good fucking riddance is all he had to say.

He was happy, he enjoyed being happy and he was going to stay happy. It was the only goal he had going forward, and as long as he was in her embrace, surround by the laugher of her child and family, he knew it would be possible.

Amoreena came running inside then, finding the two of them making out on the couch before they could part from each other.

“Ewww!” She cried, jumping on top of the two of them and knocking the wind out of Spencer.

“Get off,” Y/N tried to speak as she was crushed by the two of them. “Mom down!”

Spencer picks Amoreena up then, taking her away from the couch and spinning her around like she’s an airplane. She cheers and cheers and doesn’t want him to put her down because it’s so fun. The next thing he knows he’s being dragged outside to twirl all the kids around like they’re Peter Pan, flying through the air on their way to Neverland.

He’s surrounded by giggles and tickles fights, he’s tackled down against the dirt as a herd of tiny children dog pilled him. Laughing until he cried, feeling more joy than humanly possible and then Y/N’s telling them all to get ready to he’d to the park.

Coming down the stairs in a pirate costume to a bunch of screaming kids was an experience and a half. Spencer couldn’t believe how happy it made them all to imagine Captain Hook had broken into the house and Amoreena, or Peter Pan as she corrected him, chased him outside with all the lost boys.

He took a moment to learn all their names, all 15 of them, however, unlike the cats, they had relatively normal people names.

Kate, Cade, Jet, Lauren, Cassie, Sara, Evan, Benny, Olivia, Jessie, Owen, Maddie, Gwen, August, and Parker, were the cutest little family of cousins. some looked like Amoreena, some looked like their own mothers, a handful of them were adopted out of the country, they were the most perfect cast of lost boys.

He's never had any cousins, no pets, no siblings. His life never felt lonely until he realized what he missed out on.

“Dad,” Amoreena whispered as she tugged on his shirt lightly, “look!”

She pointed towards the house where Y/N was standing. When she said she was going as Tinker Bell he really didn’t think she meant looking exactly like Julia Roberts at the end of Hook.

She looked magical in her beautiful white dress, curly hair with the most perfectly placed flowers and flawless wings wrapped around her shoulders. She was a vision standing on the porch, waiting for him to pick his jaw up off the floor and compliment her.

“Tink,” the words are more like air, soft and barely there.

“Is Captain Hook being nice? Or should we take him to the pond and let the Alligators deal with him?” Y/N teased, marching down the stairs and poking Spencer's chest.

“Ouch,” he teased her, holding his hand over his heart to make her feel bad.

But she didn’t, “some Pirate you are,” she teased, sticking her tongue out at him before taking Amoreena’s hand and running off down the trail towards the main house, everyone following her lead.

Nanny packed enough snacks for all 16 kids, and a little extra just in case. Spencer slipped the lunch box over his shoulder and they made their way towards the adventure. Y/N pulling a wagon just in case the littlest ones didn’t want to walk anymore. It was spectacular.

Y/N stopped then, pretending to stand like an army man turning around abruptly to look at the troop. “Lost boys, are we ready?”

“Yes, Tinker Bell!” They cheered back.

“On my lead, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4,” she marched, bringing her knees up high as they all followed her down the path. “We’re following the leader, the leader, the leader,” she began to sing.

Spencer was in awe, his heart felt like it was going to explode as he watched everyone follow her. Singing along as they marched their tiny little butts down to the park.

“We’re following the leader wherever she may go!” Amoreena yelled the lyrics back, leading the pack as Peter Pan should.

“Tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee do tee day Tee dum, tee dee, it's part of the game we play Tee dum, tee dee, the words are easy to say Just a teedle ee dum, a teedle ee do tee day

Tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee do tee dum We're one for all, and all of us out for fun We march in line and follow the other one With a teedle ee do, a teedle ee do tee dum”

It was like magic, they all knew the words and they sang the whole way down the path. Every verse and then repeating it. Not a single kid strayed from the path, no one complained about sore feet or hot backs, they loved their Aunty Y/N and so did Spencer.

“We’re off on an adventure, adventure, adventure,” Y/N changed the words, making him smile as she brought happiness into the world. “We’re off on an adventure to read out in the sun! Tee dum, tee dee, a teedle ee do tee day…”

Every single time he thought she had given him the best day of his life, she manages to outdo herself.

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They barely listened to the story, it was a disaster of epic proportions but they tried. 15 kids is a lot to handle as an ex FBI agent and a librarian, they had lunch and instead ran around the field playing lost boys instead. It was still an amazing afternoon.

He was going to be covered in bruises the next morning. He had been kicked, poked, trampled, jumped on, the whole 9 yards. They were the most energetic bunch in the whole world, and then they came home to ice cream.

“Y/N,” Spencer finally pulled her aside when all the kids were preoccupied with their cold snack after a hot day.

“Yes, cutie?” It was a nickname that was sticking, much like pretty boy, and he didn’t mind it at all.

“We’re going to need more than 2 songs tonight to get her to go to bed,” he teased, stepping into that step-dad role with ease.

She couldn’t stop smiling at him, wrapping him up in her arms gently so he didn’t crush her fairy wings. “We’ll take her swimming, that’ll tire her out instead. Are you lookin’ for some alone time?”

“I love her dearly, but I can’t kiss you as much when she’s around,” he whispered before pecking her quickly and hearing the group of lost boys pretend to be sick.

“Just because he’s my dad doesn’t mean you have to be gross like your mom and dad, mom,” Amoreena’s smart mouth making them both shake their heads and laugh.

“What would you do if I did this?” Y/N teased before dipping Spencer back like a princess and kissing him, he stuck his foot out in shock as she held him there.

“Ewww!!” All the kids yelled as she returned him to his feet.

“Or this?” Y/N pulled him into another kiss, her leg popping like Princess Mia’s in the princess diaries.

Amoreena and her cousins were all screaming then, laughing at how gross their aunt and her new boyfriend were being. Used to it clearly, their grandparents were just as in love and watching from the porch as they held each other on the swing.

“I love you,” Spencer announced, loud enough for all to hear without a care in the world.

“You better,” she smiled. “I love you too, cutie,” she added before kissing him one last time.

His life felt perfectly complete.

Y/N’s brothers were incredibly kind just like her. He learned that Ashley was the oldest with 5 kids and her wife Susie, then Ben who was 46 and his wife Shannon, they had 3 kids. Dylan and Laurie had 4 and Even, her twin brother had 3.

Turns out her mom had 2 sets of twins back to back, 7 children and only 5 pregnancies. It felt crazy for him to think about having that many people in his life for his whole life, he wouldn’t have known what to do with anyone more than just his mother growing up.

Spencer helped Bob with the barbecue, they made burgers and hotdogs for all 16 of the children while they continued to run through the fields. They had enough energy to last them 5 straight days of chaos. It was amazing.

Y/N and Spencer managed to wander off while all the kids ate, sitting under a tree with their dinner so they could finally have some time alone together.

She was beautiful, sitting in the afternoon amber glow as she tried to keep her hair from blowing in her face. Tucking the strands behind her ears so she could eat her dinner in peace before spencer handed her the hair tie on his wrist. Then she got ketchup on her cheek, seemingly on purpose as she smiled at him and laughing as Spencer wiped it off with his thumb. He was so in love he felt stupid, smiling at her like he’s never seen another person before, absolutely enamoured.

“Derek and his wife wanted to come over tomorrow and have his son meet Amoreena if that’s okay?”

Her face lit up, “his son is the one named after you right? Not your godson?”

He nodded with yet another smile, his lips were going to fall off at this point. “Yeah, he’s the sweetest little guy, Hank’s never been to a farm before.”

“You tell them our gates are always own to new minds and pure hearts,” she smiled. “That’s what nanny used to say.”

He leans in and kisses her then, resting his forehead against hers as she held his cheek in her free hand, smiling ever so softly as she stared into his eyes, they didn’t need words, he knew she loved him too. A week of pure bliss had passed within the blink of an eye, and they still had forever to go.

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[mythiccheroacademia]

Single-Parent!Headcanons

Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki, and Bakugo Katsuki

A/N: Inspired by y’all. Enjoy <3

Warnings: fluff overload? one tiny curse word

Kirishima Eijirou:

the day his son was born was both the worst and best day of his life

his wife died upon delivery and he almost fainted when he heard the news, bakugo caught him before he could hit the floor

it took him 24 hours before he could gather the courage to go to the nursery and see his baby. he thought he wouldn’t be able to stomach the reminder of losing the love of his life

but when he held the small boy, who instantly nuzzled into his father’s chest, sighing with relief, kirishima was hooked for life

he just continued to hold his son into his chest and cry until he couldn’t anymore

from that day on, he swore he’d be the best parent he could be for his wife and his child’s sake

bc kiri is such a youthful and loving person, taking care of his son was easy, fun, and rewarding

ofc there were hard days, but it was all worth it when his baby would wake up with an adorable laugh, smiling up at him like he was his entire world

they’re two peas in a pod

he and his son are just the cutest pair

he takes his son everywhere, strapping him on his chest with a baby carrier

you bet your ass he’s taken him on (a safe) patrol around the block

kirishima is the kind of dad that puts his kid in a laundry basket, sits them in front of the tv, and acts out rollercoaster sounds

he lives for that loud laugh of his son’s

blows raspberries into the kid’s stomach whenever he starts getting cranky

his son’s first word was “manly” and kirishima spent the entire day bothering the bakusquad about it

everyone has 12 different copies of the video—y’know...just in case

when he takes his first steps, kiri’s swinging him around the house and giving him so many kisses on his chubby cheeks

when he saw his son had one spiky tooth growing in, he almost drowned from the cuteness

the kid gets himself into a lot of trouble tho. he’s always crawling towards the edge of something and putting his hand in things that could totally cut it off. kiri has a heart attack at least once a week

calls him, “son” “bud” and “buddy”

I hc that even though he’s lively around his dad, his son is very shy with new people and in new environments so school is kind of tough for him

but kirishima is always understanding of his troubles and tries his best to let him know that as long as he’s his son, he’ll always be his biggest supporter

if that doesn’t work, they go buy their fav meats and have a random bbq (kirishima just looks like the bbq dad™️ lmao). that always seems to do the trick

when his son enrolls in U.A., he’s there with a banner, his fav meat, and a bunch of tears when he sends him off

his son wears their matching crocs only to cheer up his dad. nothing else

aka he lowkey likes them but you didn’t hear that from me!

kirishima always has the urge to ft his kid, like, every hour. but he won’t bc he knows he’s busy training to be a hero

but he does send him uplifting snapchat videos from time to time

his son still wonders how in the world his dad even knows about snapchat

he makes sure nobody knows about this

when his son calls him about his insecurities, comparing himself to his classmates, kirishima is right there to lift him up. he also dealed with those same issues and tells his son that even on his worst days, he’s strong for just facing the day and he needs to believe in himself before others can believe in him

the next day, the bakusquad is watching the tournament together

kirishima has manly tears in his eyes as his little boy places second place in the sports festival

bakugo is threatening to kill him if he ruins his shirt

Kaminari Denki:

denki becomes a dad from adopting a pair of four year old twins (one boy, one girl) that were left homeless and without parents after a villain attack

he kinda knew the parents from hero work and felt it was an obligation to at least make sure their children were okay

he wasn’t planning on necessarily adopting them. he was young and inexperienced with children. how could someone like him raise a kid when he could barely raise himself?

but after two visits to the orphanage and seeing how miserable they looked, he couldn’t leave the building without signing the papers

the transition was awkward. the twins were not only traumatized, but distrusting and scared. they didn’t really know kaminari and now he was suddenly their adoptive parent

kaminari tried everything from ice cream, to late night movie snacks, to hide n seek to get them to relax but it wouldn’t work

he almost gave up hope, and thought maybe it was a better idea to take them back to the orphanage. but that was before the night he woke up to them crawling into his bed, scared from the thunder storm that rumbled on outside

kaminari froze, scared that he’d frighten them away with any sudden movement, but he soon relaxed and hugged them close to his chest when they snuggled into his sides. he sleeps with a peaceful mind that night

although, he’s awoken to them bawling their eyes out over the nightmares they had. he panics but takes comfort in how they still grip to his shirt, face in his chest, seeking his comfort

therapy becomes a regular thing after that

kaminari finds more focus in his life

and as those helpful sessions go on, kaminari finds the twins beginning to open up more and more

they all sleep together now bc cuddle piles always scare the bad dreams away

the boy starts asking for kaminari to help him pick out his outfits

and the girl starts asking him about his quirk

it’s small things like that that lead up to things like this:

they’re in the midst of playing tickle monster when they scream with laughter, “stop! stop, daddy, you caught us!”

the twins stare at him in confusion (and slight worry) when he scoops them up and cries like he broke his leg or something

they got two huge scoops of ice cream that night so they don’t question it

dad jokes are a must

he wears typical dad outfits like hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, and flip flops

he calls them his “little rockstars” and yes, it’s still embarrassing

kaminari is a playful dad who doesn’t really take things too seriously

his children are always laughing at his dumb jokes and are never afraid to talk to him about anything that crosses their minds

although, they won’t talk to him about love interests bc he likes to play match maker

the last time his daughter told him about some girl she was crushing on, she found out she left her a personally signed chargebolt poster for the girl in her name

kaminari called it a little boost in spirit

her brother found it funny

she was horrified

kaminari swears up and down he’s the cool dad. his kids think otherwise, but their friends LOVE how much of a jokester he is. and he lets them stay up at sleepovers

plus, he’s literally chargebolt

how could they not love him?

denki has a little trouble being serious when he needs to be, but he has good kids so it’s not that much of a problem

there was that one time his son tried to help him during a villain attack. even though kaminari ordered him to get to safety, he didn’t and ended up getting hurt

the twins had never seen their father so angry. it was kind of scary. however, in the next moment, he gathered them up in a big hug and made them swear not to scare him like that again

overall, kaminari is the sweet, fun loving, dad that everyone wishes they had

Bakugo Katsuki:

katsuki became a father the day he found a baby and a note at his doorstep

the note read: “surprise! you’re a dad. i gave you all the legal rights, but you can place her up for adoption if you want.”

least to say, bakugo was pissed

he was even more pissed at himself for getting someone so cold and unloving pregnant

however, he decides to put the baby up for adoption. he cant take care of a baby! he’s at the height of his career. he can basically taste the number one hero spot on his tongue

he’s dead set w the decision, but as he stands outside of the orphanage, he freezes. he just can’t move

bakugo looks down at his daughter as she opens her eyes for the first time. he sees an identical pair of red eyes that make his chest tight with a feeling he hasn’t experienced in a long time

he turns back around and heads back home. it’s easily the best decision he’s ever made in his life

ngl though, growing into the dad role for bakugo was tough

before the girl, he only ever had to think of himself. he was still used to doing everything on his own time and for his own benefit. so being forced to put 100% of his attention to a small helpless human being was not easy

katsuki admits that the first couple of years weren’t his proudest. he was still short tempered, angry with the world, and frustrated bc he felt like his life was ruined

one time, the frustration and sleep deprivation would hit him all at once and he’d just start going off at the baby to just “shut the hell up!” before breaking down and crying with her

it was a dark moment for him, and yet, even after that, his little girl still curled up in his arms to rest when the tears tired her out

it had been a while since he felt unconditional love like that, and so he decided to change for the baby’s sake

you cant tell me that little girl isn’t spoiled rotten

bakugo is a hardass, but he’s all bark no bite. no matter what, he just can’t resist his little girl’s puppy dog eyes

he’s a girl dad to the t

yes he played the princess that needed saving from the big bad dragon. what about it?

his daughter is a firecracker. she started sassing him as soon as she could gargle

he pretends he hates it but his daughter is lowkey funny asl

they go at it when they fight. bakugo’s learned to be a little more patient, but he still has a bit of a temper and it doesn’t mix well when his mini-me has the same explosive anger

is the kind of dad that says sorry by asking her what she wants for dinner

they totally talk mess about other heroes together. he ignores the fact that she admires deku as long as she keeps it to herself

emotional talks are...awkward, but he forces himself through it

she finds it embarrassing (yet oddly endearing) that he got kicked out of a PTA club meeting for threatening to light up some mom for saying the art program didn’t matter

his daughter absolutely won’t talk to him about potential love interests unless she wants them coming up missing

bakugo won’t admit to watching baby videos of his daughter when he sends her off to U.A. and no, he didn’t cry, he got dust in his eye

doesn’t bother her too much, but jumps for his phone when he hears her ringtone

kirishima says he getting soft, but that’s just his little princess

#I had wayyyyy to much fun doing this #all my uwus just BURST out of my heart #imma make my rounds with the other characters soon enough #just something little to warm myself up #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #bakugo katsuki #kaminari denki #kirishima eijirou #bnha parent!hcs #bnha single dad’s club tbh #domestic bnha #they cute or whatever #also adoption literally doesnt work like how I wrote it. like #at all #but yall knew that #okay im done #come get yall’s juice

[red-i-mean-blue]

A:TLA romantic ships part 1

yes, no one asked for my opinions, yes I will give them anyway, yes because I have decided making a bunch of meaningless decisions and arguing for them will improve my mental state, yes I watched the show all in one very sleep deprived go and i’m not interested in rewatching it so yes I have absolutely no sources, yes this is a really long grammatical nightmare because I don’ t know how to be succinct and i use way more words than necessary at any opportunity because if my point doesn’ t come across exactly like i intend it will greatly upset me, no I have not yet watched Korra or read the comics because i’m tired now let’s do this.

includes Kataang, Zutara, Jetkara, Jinko, Maiko, Sukka, Taang, Tokka, Toko Ty Lokka, Tyzula, Yukka bc these were on the Avatar wiki ship list, part two will go into gay ships more

from 0 I despise people who ship this immediately to 10 I will read absolutely anything with this, I love it and could draw it for hours on how much I think the relationship would be good and how happy it makes me

Kataang (looks like a comic book sound effect so plus points)

very clearly built up over the series

cute kid crushes also ngl did not know katara was 14 and not older 12 or 13 so didn’t care about age when watching

now I know she’s 14 and he’s 12 it’s a little weird but still

haters say katara was just the avatar’s trophy girl, as if aang didnt kiss the ground she walked on and wouldnt stop telling anyone how amazing she is. Katara was the first face he saw from the new world and they immediately became friends. she was so excited to meet another bender, he clearly is trying to impress her and it is working, he listens to her about bending and offers to take her to the other side of the world to master water, TELL ME at this moment she is not ride or die and she doesn’t even know he’s the avatar, he lets her feel like a kid again, which is a feeling she’s forgotten after years of being a mother to sokka and the children. he literally sweeps her off her feet to save her from the fire nations ship i-. rewatched boy in the iceberg and hoo boy had canon not messed it up, this ship could have been legendary

hard to imagine older them working out what with the whole last airbender, preserve air nomad culture, let’s travel the world bc nomadic lifestyle, what’s marriage i’m a monk without biological family values vs last southern waterbender, preserve southern water tribe culture, I believe in the power of family and am ridiculously dedicated to my tribe,  let me go home to my father and tribe shtick, but I don’t care for after the show finishes much except for following the gang fix the world so I don’t really care about the marriage issue

canon was good until that Mess in season 3, WHY did he kiss her after that speech, wish they talked that out properly, wish he learned letting go of her to open the 7th chakra was the only right decision, wish the ending was a little more vague in ships and just left things open but yk whatever

that finale kiss was sweet, they hugged foremost as friends, no blushing, and then got the fuzzies, that moment standing alone? a+ but without any talking about what happened on ember island, a little unsatisfying

overall, fine ship, not my favourite nor do I actively ship it, but I see a kataang moment, i’m like, sweet so I give it a 6

Zutara (apparently fans are zutarians which looks like an alien race, plus points)

latter half of the show had quite a lot of Zutara potential, but idk about Zutara actual

katara was so ready to drop his ass, no way at the start

there is only one dynamic between them in which I can see Zutara working and that is as in the Stalking Zuko by emletish series where katara is so distrusting over zuko she takes to stalking him to make sure he isn’t doing anything to hurt Aang or about to betray them (her) again but he is just such a sweet dork who keeps trying to apologise to her even while she’s apologising to him for being a bitch that she can’t help but start to trust him, i’m a third into the third book in the series not stalking firelord zuko and I am thriving and tbh this is the only situation where I accept zutara, read the series I love it

age gap is weird, I know it’s the same difference between kataang but they made a point of zuko being older in the show also he’s so much taller and I don’t like 16 year old boys with 14 year old girlfriends in real life and so would katara because jet

katara has a bad experience with bad boy sword weilders (jet) but I guess you could see it as the start of her type idk

they are both the moms of the Gaang. sokka is the fun dad.

there is a parallel between their families, with the leader of their people dad, mom who left the picture when they were young, an older brother who is not a prodigy at/can’ t bend their respective element so they become proficient at swords instead, prodigy at bending younger sister with a violent streak. this is why I see zutara as potentially a really close friendship, almost siblings, but not a romance because to me katara is a little too like azula for comfort...

tbh I think a lot of folk shipped it because ooh fire boy and water girl (not the game) that’ s perfect, and bam army of zutarians

overall, kind of weird but ok and good grounds for humour so I give it a 4

Jetkara (bad ship name, why would you like this, minus points)

Jet is bad. yes Katara really liked him, yes he was definitely her first kiss and she would definitely consider him her first boyfriend but they would not define it because it’s easier to manipulate someone when it’s unclear what your relationship is and Jet is bad, with his weird fricking eyebrows and not even real swords those hook swords

Not wasting my time, 2

Jinko (cool name, reminds me of Hong Jinkyung, plus points) 

short but so sweet. not the first thing people remember from watching the tales of ba sing se (brb going to rewatch and cry) but really cute, so here’s a running commentary

his first thought was she knew they were fire nation rather than a pretty girl sat in a teashop giving him looks because she had a crush omg

that honest surprise when his uncle suggested she liked her and then she walked up and asked him on a date, adorable

anyone who looked at that god-awful hairstyle and still thought he looked cute has it bad also aww that hair ruffle and the little grab onto his arm

he’s pushing his food around and she’s trying out ice breaker questions and recieving one word responses he has no idea what he’s doing

“she is not my GIRLFRIEND” he’s not over Mai, clearly but he still is trying his best to be a good date even if he’s terrible at making conversation

anyone who sat through that date and the bad lying and the stilted conversation and still thought he was cute has it bad 

he is So Bad At Lying he just told the truth very vaguely and then bam travelling circus

jin so knows the two are fire nation, the whole date she just politely ignores the clear lies and doesn’t react to the obvious firebending, what an icon we love jin

honestly I was really expecting the show to reveal that jin knew he was a firebender if not from the start then from the lights but eh I guess she can keep a secret, good for her

HE KISSED HER BACK BEFORE REALISING A RELATIONSHIP COULD NEVER GO WELL AND HE MAY HAVE ANGSTILY STORMED OFF BUT HE ADMITTED IT WAS A NICE TIME TO HIS UNCLE

that being said I can’t see anything more happening but this date but omg imagine fire lord zuko coming back to visit and they become friends I-

overwhelming support for pre-date jin flirting to an oblivious zuko and the date Jinko, 8

Maiko (name would be a good name for a cat idk why)

childhood sweethearts before the banishment i think

she crushed because he saved her hair from getting burnt by tackling her into a fountain? adorable

I love mai she’s so funny but I think not the best match for zuko? he has a lot of trauma to get over and she doesn’t seem like the let all your feelings out and let’s talk about it until you feel better kind of person.  it was deeply ingrained in her to keep all of her feelings and emotions strongly hidden because she got what she wanted from her politician parents so long as she was quiet, well-mannered, and perfectly behaved according to avatar wiki so I get why she’s that way, until I was 11 I was that way too all the time, I understand freezing your face so you don’t look afraid or upset or angry and risk annoying adults, but I don’t think that that would fit zuko with his social ineptness

they literally broke up twice but are just assumed back together? she just surprised him and said they were back together and I think he forgot she existed

the deadpan firelady and the fire lord would be hilarious together tho she got the ruthlessness he lacks

post coronation I can see it happening, 6 but under Kataang

Sukka (terrible name lmao)

the cutest, sokka very excitedly says “Suki!! :DDD” every time he sees her

she didn’t give him the time of day until HE changed, incredible

just the best canon ship, the two nonbenders in the Gaang but very clearly shown to be important key members.

suki is sneaky and badass, rivalling zuko for position on the team as the sneaky badass one (they tie and bond over being sneaky and badass)

sokka is a great dad, he is the dad of the Gaang and he clearly loves suki and suki loves him back

sokka ships are ELITE, 9

Taang (a delicious orange drink mix that reminds me of home, nostalgia)

foreshadowing from the swamp where someone aang loved in the future really made me think taang was endgame yk

opposite elements ideology that I guess is what zutarians like also leaves everyone in the gang dating a Gaang member if zutara happens

actually the same age but not much else going for it

best friends, 4 but under Zutara

Tokka (great name of a small pet fight me)

sokka ships are elite, childhood crush turned adult strong friendship

I really like seeing the rough, tough, greatest earthbender in  the world have a crush, adorable

sokka is a great friend and his and toph’s canon relationship is so sweet, I wouldn’t change it

toph was fully going to give sokka a kiss on the cheek for saving her life i’m melting

age difference is too weird for a romance he’s like 16 or 17 by the end I think and she’s 12

best friends, 10 as a relationship in the show, 2, but in their 20s after the show... 4 but under Taang

Toko (very forgettable name but both characters have 4 letters so I guess it’s hard to come up with something memorable but every time I read it as Toph because same shape ish so minus points for being annoying)

even weirder age gap than Tokka 

not many moments that could be considered romantic? 

toph first accepted zuko despite him burning her feet, how she sees, which was big and they resolved problems between them quickly

toph clinging to his arm and asking for a life changing field trip caused him to blush, but I see that as him being like oh someone wants to spend time with me?? she’s hugging me??? what is this 

convenient ship for kataangers because the Gaang could be paired off as Kataang, Sukka, Toko

her crush on sokka seemed to go away or calm down when he showed up and she punched him and teased him a lot, her way of bonding

similar strict teaching styles and bonding over secret identities as Blue Spirit and Blind Bandit and parental issues and being the children of important families who made them run away to enjoy not having anything to do with politics and being nobility with impaired vision who have never stepped into a kitchen in their lives and being used to servants and then being on the run

I really see them as siblings with her helping him relax from his duties as fire lord because you already know this boy’s sense of honour is going to make him work tirelessly to fix the world and him helping her relax from the whole i’m not a fragile, weak little blind girl, i’m the greatest earthbender in the world shtick and reminding her she can be both a blind 12 year old girl and the most powerful earthbender in the world, she can accept help without being weak or lesser than anyone, people want to help because they care not that they pity you

best friends 10, relationship in show 1, after show 3

Ty Lokka (I don’t like this name looks like a place but can think of nothing better)

yeah I guess ty lee’s obvious flirting is grounds for a ship but in every interaction he’s involved with someone else and doesn’t seem to like her as a person

do they even interact while on the same side?

friendly aquaintances at best, don’ t understand, 2 but above Jetkara

Tyzula (don’t like this name, like a mineral water?)

canon I don’t care it is canonically a possessive relationship

azula’s only genuine apology goes to ty lee after hurting her feelings

Azula clearly loves ty lee, her betrayal sends her mad

after a lot of therapy for azula and apologies, maybe a healthy relationship could form after the show, 8 above Jinko

Yukka (looks like a childish insult, surely someone could have thought of a better name)

Sokka’s love for Yue stays with him for the rest of his life, she was the first person to die in front of him and he sees the moon as her facing the earth

love this forbidden lovers content, sokka ships stay elite

Sokka and Yue spend as much time together as possible with secret midnight dates flirting (“you wanna do an...activity together?”)  Sokka’s reaction to Yue’s engagement shows that he wants to have a serious relationship with her, and also he thinks Hahn is a bad person for Yue, which he is. 

Yue dying devastated him and he never falls out of love with Yue. her last words “[she] will always be with him” are true. swamp visions show Yue as one of the most important people in his life like a season or so after he last saw her. he wouldn’t kiss suki in front of the moon, and cries when Yue appears on stage, ignoring Suki. he talks about the moon as if it is directly Princess Yue in that cactus juice scene.

she died in his arms oh my god don’t look i crying, he feels personally responsible and guilty

yue was great even though she was the indigenous or black girl with light hair and eyes character and I wish she could have helped aang in the spirit world 

despite her arranged engagement she clearly really likes sokka even though she knows nothing can happen, 9

Kataang, Zutara, Jetkara, Jinko, Maiko, Sukka, Taang, Tokka, Toko, Ty Lokka, Tyzula, Yukka

#kataang #zutara #jinko #maiko #sukka #taang #toko #tokka #tyzula #yukka #my ramblings

[imissjoongsmullet]

An Evening with The Boys

Pairing: Xiaojun x reader

Genre: fluff

Summary: Yang Yang is your little brother and you have a little crush on his friend Xiaojun. When the boys are over for a sleep over you’re dragged into their shenanigans.

I wrote a sequel to this as well you can find it here

Warnings: very chaotic WayV, some swearing because I feel like Lucas is just that type of dude

Word Count: 2k

Author’s Note: this one is dedicated to the softest of babies @soft-sang Merry Christmas baby ♥ (also this turned out way longer than I had anticipated but dang this was just so fun to write haha).

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The loud noises coming from the living room could only mean one thing: the boys were here. You sighed and dropped your head onto your desk. That was the end of your productivity for the day. Your little brother loved inviting his friends over on the weekend, which always resulted in utter chaos. Judging by the particular noises penetrating your bedroom wall at the moment there is Yang Yang (your pain in-the-ass little brother, always running his mouth), Ten (the one making high-pitched shrieking sounds), Hendery (probably the one stomping loudly after Ten) and Lucas (screaming multiple oh my gods into the void in that deep voice of his). You wondered whether Xiaojun was there too; he was usually the more quiet one.

Figuring you might as well fill up your water bottle, you exited your room and headed downstairs. You knew you shouldn’t be surprised anymore but, seeing the mess they’ve managed to make in the literal minute they’ve been home, you can’t help but do a double take. There was a mountain of shoes near the door, coats sprawled on the floor like dead bodies, a ludicrous amount of snacks on the coffee table and video game boxes littered in front of the TV as Ten and Hendery dug through the selection together.

“What’s up, loser,” Yang Yang greeted you as he emerged from the kitchen with two more bags of chips and a jar of jellybeans, throwing them onto the pile without looking. He gave you a little salutation before joining Lucas and Xiaojun on the sofa. So he was here. You quickly made your way into the kitchen to refill your bottle.

It’s not that you were that much of an awkward person; you actually got along pretty well with your brother’s friends. Lucas was a major himbo but mostly pretty harmless and nice, Ten loved coming into your room to talk and doodle together and even though Hendery was wild with your brother, he seemed to tone it down around you which was kind of sweet.

But recently something had changed in the way you felt whenever Xiaojun looked at you. He’d always been the quieter one of the group and he was always nice to you. He never failed to greet you hello and goodbye. Whenever the other guys were fighting over something stupid, he’d look over at you and give you this knowing look, and whenever Yang Yang got out of control and Xiaojun noticed you start to lose it, he was always the one to calm everyone down. At first you merely appreciated him, but recently you’d felt something more blossom inside of you and it sparked a fresh kind of shyness.

When you came back out into the living room you were met with the one and only.

“Hi,” Xiaojun waved at you from the couch, munching on some jellybeans.

You waved back, ready to head back upstairs when Lucas’ voice called you.

“Ayo, come here,” he ordered, getting up from the floor and grabbing you by the shoulders. He sat you down with the rest of them.

Yang Yang started to protest but Lucas shut him up fast.

“We need one more player to make even teams, asswipe. Besides she’s cool.”

You straightened up your shoulders and looked over to your brother with a proud grin on your face. 

After a few hours of video games, in which your team beat the crap out of Yang Yang’s team and Yang Yang ended up throwing the controller through the room, nearly breaking the TV, Ten suggested a new game. Everyone seemed down to play, nodding their heads before all turning to look at you.

“I don’t know how to play poker,” you shrugged.

“Aw that’s too bad,” Yang Yang pretend-pouted at you, “goodbye!”

Xiaojun slapped your brother on the shoulder, shaking his head. “Don’t be an ass,” he said, “she can learn.” He turned to you and smiled, “are you in?”

And so you played poker for the first time. Xiaojun came to sit next to you because he was the only one with the attention span to explain the rules as you went. The first couple of games he completely guided you through everything, leaning over, checking your cards and advising you on what moves to make. His shoulder pressing into you and his whispers in your ear were really distracting so even with his help you made a bunch of mistakes that had the rest of the group laughing at you.

“You just wait,” you snarled at them all, concealing a grin behind your new hand of cards. You were having more fun than you dared to admit.

“Okay,” Xiaojun put a hand on your shoulder, squeezing into you a little, “I think you’re ready to take them on by yourself now,” and he rose up to sit further away.

“Aw, look what you’ve done to her,” Ten giggled at the deflated puppy-dog look that had flashed over your face, failing to hide your disappointment, “I think she wants you to stay.”

You knew Ten could read you like a book; it was like his superpower or something. You didn’t know how he did it but he definitely knew about your feelings towards Xiaojun and the cheeky boy was not going to make this easy for you.

“No, she can do it, can’t you?” Xiaojun turned back to smile sweetly at you, his hand coming back to pat you on the head. Your eyes locked for a moment and something in him seemed to soften. “Okay, I’ll sit right here just in case you need me,” he broke the silence and sat back down next to you.

Believe it or not, you were gradually starting to understand the workings of poker. You even won your first game against Hendery, who looked like he’d been slapped in the face when you revealed your cards at the end.

“Okay, okay, okay!” Ten shouted over the yelling of all the others, “one last game!”

You got your cards and found them better than ever. You could win this if you played it right. Hendery and Yang Yang both folded after one round, looking stupidly annoyed but then they both rushed over toward you so they could look over your shoulder. Yang Yang was holding onto your shoulders, trying to whisper words of ‘advice’.

“Stop, you’ll blow my pokerface,” you chuckled, shrugging him off.

The cards were still moving in your favor. You decided to go all in.

Xiaojun’s eyes widened at your move.

“Well fuck that!” Lucas bellowed in a volume the entire building must have heard. He threw his cards to the floor, laughing at the game he just lost.

It was only you and Xiaojun now. He smirked at you, his eyes not leaving you for a second. He was searching your face for information, you knew, but it still made your face heat up.

“Is it getting hot in here?” Ten noted with a grin at you and you make the mental note to kill him later. You were definitely turning very red.

“What are you thinking?” Xiaojun questioned, leaning in towards you curiously.

To be honest, you were having a hard time thinking anything.

“What cards do you really have in your hands?” he continued, his face now dangerously close, “are you bluffing?” His eyes were searching yours interrogatively and you were terrified they were revealing everything you’d ever thought about him. Like how his eyes were the cutest when he smiled, or how your face would probably fit perfectly against his shoulder, or how you kind of wanted to run your finger over his cheekbones sometimes, yeah, he definitely did not need to know any of that.

“Get a room!” Ten blabbed before slapping a hand over his own mouth and falling back against the sofa, laughing at his own wickedness.

Xiaojun finally pulled away from you and said, “fine, I’m in.” He slid all his winnings to the center of the table.

“Oh it’s about to go down!” Hendery piped up.

“Oh shit!” Lucas let out.

“Time to show your cards,” Yang Yang ordered.

You laid your Straight Flush on the table and the boys went wild.

Xiaojun broke out into a smile you couldn’t quite make out the meaning of but when he finally laid down his own cards you saw that you had won.

“I did it!” you shrieked.

“And the student becomes the master,” Hendery announced, taking your hands and making you cheer for yourself like a puppet.

Xiaojun nodded proudly at you and your heart fluttered. 

It was getting late and you were thinking of heading off to bed but when you took your first step up the stairs you heard your name being called.

“You going already?”

Xiaojun was standing there with two cups of hot chocolate, looking up at you hopefully, “I made you some too,” he went on, “we’re going to watch a movie I picked. I’d love for you to see it too.”

Did he look… nervous? No, it couldn’t be. You were tired and you needed to go to bed before you did something you’d regret.

“Please?” He sounded so sweet you thought you might melt right there on the stairs.

“Alright,” you smiled, hopping off and following him to the sofa.

He sat down, patting the space next to him so you could join him.

He’d chosen a romantic comedy about a boy falling in love with the girl next door. It was all very cute and you were enjoying yourself except for the fact that you were hyper aware of the boy sitting next to you. There were a lot of you sharing the sofa and there was absolutely no way to not be completely stuck to Xiaojun’s side. His shoulder sat behind yours a little and you could feel the whole length of his arm down your back. You knew it didn’t mean anything to him but it sure as heck was doing a lot to you.

Somewhere in the middle of the film, he suddenly turned to you and your heart nearly stopped because your brain went a certain way, but then you realized he was just reaching over you to grab something.

“Do you mind sharing this?” he asked, casually, as if it was nothing.

You could only nod as he laid the blanket over the two of you.

Now you’re completely unable to keep your attention to the film because the blanket is nice and warm and the fact that you’re both hidden under covers for the most part takes away some of your inhibitions, which is dangerous. All you want to do is lean your head against his shoulder but that would be a big no no. If Yang Yang noticed he’d murder you both, not to mention the fact that Xiaojun definitely didn’t like you that way.

Or wait? Hold up.

You felt something touch the side of your hand that was resting on your thigh. It was barely there but you could swear you felt something. After a few seconds you let the thought go, blaming your drowsiness for making you feel things that weren’t there.

The film was nearing its end because the boy was about to finally confess his true feelings for the girl next door when—

A hand was definitely moving over your hand. It was Xiaojun’s hand and its fingers were now threading their way through yours. Your heart made a loop-de-loop. You turned your head and found him smiling timidly at you, a secretive smile on his lips. He ran his thumb over your hand underneath the covers and you found yourself smiling too. He kept his hand right there in your lap, his fingers interlaced with yours. It was almost too much to handle but when the film ended not much later and his hand pulled away with the blanket, you couldn’t help but feel a bit disappointed.

“Alright people,” Yang Yang yawned, “this was a shit movie so I’m gonna go and try to sleep off the memory of it.”

Everyone started to scatter and you felt like you should move as well but you couldn’t fight the daze that had overtaken you ever since the hand-holding. You wearily followed the boys up the stairs and, where the hallway ended and the boys turned right, you made your way left. Before you could close your bedroom door however, Xiaojun was there. He stood in the door opening, looking a little more awkward than usual.

“Goodnight,” he said, lips moving into a genuine smile.

“Goodnight,” you answered, half hiding behind your door.

He nodded at you and for the slightest moment you thought he might say something else, but then he ran a hand through his hair, nodded to himself and walked off towards your brother’s room, leaving you red-faced in the doorway.

#xiaojun #wayv #nct #xiaojun fluff #xiaojun x reader #fluff #I feel like having a sleepover

[ikemen-stories]

~My MCs list~

It's a hobby of mine creating OCs so it was just a matter of time before I ended up creating a bunch of MC for my favorite games. Unfortunately I'm not very good at drawing so I had to use picrew to create an image of them.

Ikemen Sengoku

Name: Kokuri Momose

Age and birthday: 26 years old ~ 8th August (Leo)

Personality: A bit of an airhead with a child-like nature, she's a sunny and clumsy tornado with a great adaptive capacity and a very low self-preservation instinct. She doesn't have a lot of patience and can't stay quiet to save her life: the only way to have her sit down is to give her sewing work. Because she's always running around without paying attention to her surroundings, it's not uncommon for her to get hurt but she usually laughs it off.

Kokuri is very touchy and likes to give and receive hugs. She also usually needs to establish some kind of body contact while she's talking with someone but she's not completely aware of it, it's more like a habit, without any other meanings.

Likes: girly stuff like ribbons, outside spaces, running, hugs.

Dislikes: being unable to move freely, sour things, having to stay inside all day, silence.

Miscellaneous:

She has a habit of switching her glasses with Mitsunari's and Sasuke's just for fun. She's also the kind of person that can be found searching for her glasses while they are sitting right on top of her head.

She gets scolded by Hideyoshi on a daily basis but she usually gets away with it by searching Nobunaga's protection.

Any attempt to flirt with her goes right over her head, doesn't matter who is trying.

She doesn't understand sarcasm and that drives Ieyasu crazy. "Not another one...!"

Every morning, when Kokuri opens her eyes, Hideyoshi feels a new massive headache coming.

Ikemen Revolution

Name: Maeve Walsh

Age and birthday: 27 years old ~ 11th May (Taurus)

Personality: She's calm and collected, with a good head on her shoulders. She has a somehow arrogant way of talking but she's extremely hardworking and she's willing to do any necessary chores, being them as humble as they can be. She doesn't have a great adaptive capacity so at the beginning, when she arrived to Cradle, she freaked out a bit in her head and it's been difficult for her to come to terms with the fact that she was in another world with magic and all.

She has a sweet-tooth but doesn't like to admit it and pouts everytime someone points it out.

Likes: sweets, work, being independent, coffee, smoking.

Dislikes: inactivity, having no control over what happens to her, rapid changes.

Miscellaneous:

She's Irish. She moved to London because she's aiming to work for a famous patisserie of the city one day. She was gaining some experience in another less famous patisserie before ending up in Cradle.

She like to smoke but she only do it when she's anxious, sad or in a bad mood because it helps her relaxing.

She may look easy to order around due to her usually calm behavior but the sassiness is strong with this one. She doesn't esitate to answer harshly if someone disrespect her. She usually doesn't even raise her voice but being a huge smart-ass she's able to make almost anyone lose their temper.

After a while everyone agreed to NEVER put her in the same room with Jonah or Oliver.

She usually wears a formal and mature attire and doesn't appreciate frilly things.

Ikemen Vampire

Name: Chika Kitowa

Age and birthday: 24 years old ~ 19 December (Sagittarius)

Personality: She's an easygoing and enthusiastic girl that's always up to try new things and visit new places. She's very extravagant and lives in her own little world so she may come across as a lightheaded person. A little gullible, it's easy to fool her and she's not able to convincingly lie.

She's not able to hold a grunge against someone and, even when someone menages to piss her off, she always ends up forgiving them after the fight. The time needed for her to forgive them depends on how the other part reacts: she's not against giving someone the cold shoulder for a while if they really crossed the line without even say sorry.

Likes: her cellphone and headphones, discovering new places, listening to music, reading.

Dislikes: being told to shut up, being ignored, going to sleep.

Miscellaneous:

She is one thing with her headphones and cellphone and it's been a real shock for her to learn that she was going to live without it for a while.

After the charge of her headphones run down she kept hanging outside Mozart's room in order to listen better to his music. In the end, she menaged to even befriend him to the point that he even allowed her to stay in the same room while he plays.

She tends to talk too fast and sometimes even her thoughts aren't able to keep up with the speed of her mouth.

She's a natural redhead but she completely dyed her hair of a light sky blue a while ago. Now she keeps just a few locks dyed.

It's not uncommon for her to start singing loudly while doing her chores around the house, singing even louder if someone shouts at her to shut up.

A3!

I like Izumi too much to substitute her with someone else so for A3! I've created an "extra".

Name: Noriko Moriyama

Age and birthday: 19 years old ~ 17th October (Libra)

Personality: She's a nerd type of person, always with her nose stuck in a book. Being quiet and a little shy, she doesn't have a lot of friends. Despite her reserved personality, she does a 180 degree turn when she talks about her favorite stories and linguistic facts: she becomes kind of over-excited and very talkative, nearly impossible to stop.

She has a weird sense of humor and often comes up with terrible jokes that usually she keeps in her head due to her shyness: that's why sometimes she giggles on her own.

Likes: every kind of stories, over-sized hoodies, linguistic, bad jokes.

Dislikes: insects, math and any type of calculation, headpats.

Miscellaneous:

She studies linguistic and literature at the local University and she has became close with the Mankai company through Tsuzuru since they share some classes. She often helps him as a sort of beta-reader for his script.

She's very small and looks a lot younger than her actual age to the point almost no one believes her when she says how old she is.

She's easily embarrassed: the smaller compliment is enough to set her face on fire.

She's a scaredy-cat but she keeps watching horror movies because she likes them. But she need someone to hold on for dear life and hide her face when there's a jumpscare.

Nobody is able to take her seriously the few times she gets angry.

OBEY ME!

Being a big fan of Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic and already having Solomon in game, I couldn't help myself and I ended calling my MC Sheba. I had to!

Name: Sheba Nirmal

Age and birthday: 25 years old ~ 20th February (Aquarius)

Personality: An extremely strong-willed girl, she has a very short temper and a bossy attitude. She's smart but has a tendency to do dumb things due to her contrarian attitude. Also, she has a mischievous side and won't esitate to organize pranks on people that gets on her nerves.

Despite being always ready for a fight and a hothead, she has a weak spot for cute things and she likes playing with children.

Likes: any type of cute things, pranks, eating, riding a motorcycle, kids.

Dislikes: finding someone stronger than her, people bossing her around, rules that she doesn't understand, smart-ass remarks.

Miscellaneous:

Her signature phrase is "Fight me!". She uses it almost as filler words so after a while nobody takes her seriously anymore when she says it.

In the human world, when she was younger, she was a member of a motorcycle gang and kind of a thug so she used to knows how to handle a fight. But of course now everyone could pulverize her in a moment and this really piss her off.

The faster way to distract her and keep her from fight someone is to give her a cute plushie.

She risks to get killed almost once a day, sometimes even twice. Among the brothers, the only one that never tried to kill her so far is Mammon but the two of them bicker on a daily basis.

She has a 9-years-old sister in the human world that she believes being the cutest thing in the entire world and used to spoil rotten, so she really doesn't understand why the brothers relationship is falling apart.

Mystic Messenger

Name: Yun Pyeon

Age and birthday: 22 years old ~ 17th September (Virgo)

Personality: She has a caring and mother-like nature, a type of calm behavior that is able to shoote the ones around her. She is very patient and usually puts others well-being before herself. She's also very emotional and a bit of a crybaby when it comes to sad stories; also, she is not good at all at hiding her emotions and thoughts. She can be quite stubborn when she makes up her mind and is known to be extremely scary when enraged.

Likes: cuddles, animals, fluffy and warm blankets, playing with other people's hair.

Dislikes: people who yell a lot, bullies and violence, crying.

Miscellaneous:

A disapproving glance from her is able to put anyone to shame (but she almost never gives it to anyone).

100% determinated to hug and comfort-cuddle everyone in need.

She worries a lot about RFA members's sleeping schedule and what they eat.

She gives a lot of headpats, the sweet and gentle type. It doesn't matter if the receiving end is taller or older than her, headpats are her favorite way to comfort someone whom she is not close enough to hug.

She doesn't like being seen sad or troubled, that's why she really hates crying in front of someone else.

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TAEIL’S FAMILY

a/n: here is the start of the NCT family series!! I hope you guys like it!! Here is the link to the NCT FAMILY MASTERLIST.

MOON TAEIL:

he has two kids, a girl and a boy. moon yoojin is 4 years older than her baby brother, moon seojoon.

MOON YOOJIN >> as a baby <<

she was one of the most perfect

was never really fussy

she was very calm and only really cried when things got super super bad

when she did cry though?

oh boy

she definitely was gifted with Taeil’s lungs

it got so bad that you had to soundproof your house

your neighbors were very kind about it for the first couple weeks

but after those weeks, they (and yourself and Taeil) realized that her lungs really are that strong

lowkey taeil enjoys the soundproof house

he can sing to his hearts content

(and for whatever reason, his house became the main house for hangouts and parties and when you have a house filled with NCT, their spouses and their kin, it’s bound to get l o u d )

everything you bought for her was pink and even everything that was given to you was pink

obsessed with the color pink

anything and everything she owns is pink

pink was the first word she learned how to say (taeil and you had no idea with what to do with this because none of the parenting books suggested that pink would be the first word she said)

even when she was around the other babies her age and they would start crying, she’ll either a) cry in silence or b) not cry at all

as a baby, she always had one of those sleepy looks in her eyes

her eyes always had that droopy and calm look in them

she wasn’t a difficult child at all

you and taeil are very fortunate that she was you first child

it’s almost as if she knew that she had to take it easy on you two

>> as a child <<

kinda the same as when she was a baby, this time she can formulate words and she can figure out what is going on

didn’t really beg for things all that much, unless it was pink

there was only one thing that was persistent

from the second she could formulate a sentence that was different than “Eomma, Appa, PINK” she wanted to have a little brother

if he wasn’t saying “Eomma, Appa, PINK” she would say: “EOMMA, APPA, BABY BROTHER”

when you told her that you were expecting another baby

she was so happy she cried

she gave you the biggest hug and when you or taeil would try to take her down, she would start to cry

she eventually let go when taeil offered her some strawberries to eat

when seojoon was born

oh man

she already had the sisterly instincts from the second she saw his wrinkled form

she takes such good care of him

like she doesn’t dress him up or put makeup on him

she knows where his diapers are and even knows how to make his formula (you have to help her with the temperature aspects of it but i mean pretty darn good for a 4 year old)

when taeil would come back from tour and didn’t know where you moved the new diapers and stuff, she would lead him seamlessly

during school,

she never was interested in sports all that much

would rather stay back and either study or chill with the teachers

she’s class president type

she always, always, always has adored her father

when he was on TV, that was the only time she would reveal her energetic side

she would see him and cheer so happily just to seem him dance and perform

her and yuta’s oldest daughter, nakamoto akari, are best friends (They were born on the same day, 12 hours apart)

ever since they were babies, they were best friends

akari is filled with energy energy energy

when yuta’s daughter is jumping off of the ceilings, yoojin is just quietly smiling at her side

she loves taking egg selfies with her dad

johnny’s oldest son, noah seo, started to develop a crush on her at this age

>> as a teen/adult <<

HONESTLY SHES PERFECT

calm, kind, collected

has been class president ever since it was possible to be class president

lowkey really competitive, but civil about it (unless you hear what she says to akari)

she’s the second oldest in the group

almost like an older sister for the entire group

if any other kid has an issue, will go to her

she cares and loves every single one of the kids

it doesn’t matter which kid belongs to who, she will be the supportive older sister

a hard worker 

makes everyone proud

johnny’s oldest son, seo noah, has a huge thing for her because she was one of the first girls to not show him any interest in regards to his looks

she thinks he’s really handsome but will never admit it

she calls him ugly

that’s a lie she thinks he’s really hot but she’ll never admit it

even when they actually date she never wants to admit that she likes him and he’s fine with that (because she’ll admit it when they’re alone)

she isn’t the craziest of the group, you almost have to warm her up before she’ll let go and show her crazy side

her self image is just always perfect and pristine

she never lets anything trigger her

A BUSINESS WOMAN™ 

she doesn’t want to go down the music path, always thought businesses were cool and decided to start her own

honestly? SM’s newest CEO?

makes the most money out of all of the kids

she’s so supportive of everyone

she was there at every sports event, every birthday, every school play,

 e v e r y t h i n g 

it’s almost scary and weird how she was able to be there for everything

you and taeil are just so heckin proud of her

y’all raised her well :)

MOON SEOJOON: >> as a baby <<

he was definitely a little troublemaker

even from the start

he was a lot more fussy than yoojin in

but he wasn’t even the fussiest of the bunch

he is such a momma’s boy, like it’s crazy

like picture this

so, seojoon was being really fussy one night, like it was really really really bad

and taeil is all confident and is like “it’s okay babe, i got this.”

so you’re “okay go ahead”

he goes in there all confident because he’s so ready to use all of the skills he learned from taking care of yoojin

he kinda figured that since yoojin is all happy and healthy, that means he had to do something right, right?

so, he waltzes into the room of the screaming baby and checks on his darling son

he goes through the process: seojoon just ate, seojoon was just burped, and seojoon’s diaper doesn’t appear to be stinky or wet, so seojoon must need some good old appa loving

taeil picks up his son and starts singing the song he sang to yoojin while she was a baby and the same song he sang to his son when he was in the womb

with taeil’s gentle touch, there was no way baby seojoon would still be fussy

oh how wrong he was

it seemed like it was impossible for seojoon to get any louder

oh how wrong the world was

seojoon got so. much. louder.

taeil starts to freak out a little bit because he thinks somethings seriously wrong

you run in with yoojin close behind you, scared that taeil dropped your son or something

taeil just looks confused then hands the baby to you

almost instantly, baby seojoon stops crying and starts to get sleepy

you look at taeil and you both ???

you are kinda proud and he’s real jealous but dw, baby seojoon eventually warms up to his dad

>> as a child <<

oh boy

get ready for the headaches

he has a very active imagination

and he is a huge prankster

dw, it’s not serious physically hurting or emotional hurting pranks

simple ones

like “oh no, everything in the house has been shifted a little bit so something is off but the whole family can’t figure it out because it was so minute”

he is a giggly boy

has the most adorable laugh out of the whole group

he is best friends with haechan’s oldest daughter, lee minah (they’re born the same year)

they’re a dynamic duo

they can cause a lot of damage

but when they decide to do something nice?

it’s one of the sweetest and cutest things in the world!!

he gets lost a lot

and she does too

they usually get lost together

no one knows why they get lost a lot

like literally you’d be holding his hand and he’d just disappear?

it’s magic honestly

his favorite game is hide and seek

honestly, so logically smart

like top of the class material

honestly tho, probably second in the class because he forgot to do something dumb like write his name on top of a report or the final or something

just a big wholesome goofball who loves his mom and his sister

around this time, he realizes his love for singing

taeiil is filled with so much love when seojoon decides he wants to be a singer just like his dad

taeil will teach him everything he needs to know (doesn’t mean he loves yoojin any less, taeil would actually look into businesses and bring home books as to how to run them, taeil would be a dad who is VERY proud of his children and their accomplishments.)

even tho seojoon gives everyone headaches, he apologizes wholeheartedly and with that adorable look in his eyes, how can you stay mad?

>> as an teen/adult <<

another oh moment

like he grew up so well

thanks to his sister and you, he is so kind and respectful towards women

like he never says no to a date (of course he’ll say no if he’s in a relationship or if it’s a genuine bad time)

he’ll go on dates even if he isn’t sure that he likes the person all that much

he rejects them in such a positive way that they don’t even realize that they’ve been rejected yet

he’s the type of ex that you’d be happy to see in public and wouldn’t run away from

he’s a pretty soft boy

like he’s a genuine intellectual

seems like he grew out of his prankster ways he didn’t really tho

he makes sure that everyone is taken care of in the group

even tho he’s old now, he’s still terrified of his sister (he loves her to bits tho)

like he’ll be celebrating an event and he’ll be like “wait, let me ask yoojin-noona if it’s okay.”

and everyone is like “seojoon, you’re like, 20 years old, you don’t need her permission” 

and he’s like “oh yeah, i forgot”

on the occasions when he actually calls her she’s simply like “you’re an adult? you can make these decisions on your own?”

he’s like a jack of all trades

like he used to be really really really bad at cooking

then he watched one cooking show

and nows he’s out here making racks of lamb and all that good jazz

like 

it’s very surprising with what he can do

he’s one of the most supportive older brothers of the group

he gives the worst gifts tho

but don’t get me wrong! it’s not because he doesn’t care

it’s simply because he spends so much time at the store, that they close so he gets flustered and buys everyone gift cards

he’s such a wholesome boy and is pretty reliable 

you may have to remind him but that’s beside the point

he will be there for you when you need him!

starts his singing career at this age and he’s honestly thriving

he loves ballads and finds that they fit his voice really well (considering his voice is literally a virtual copy of his dad’s)

but he’ll release a random r&b album and everyone would be quaking

he’s just such a smart and wholesome dummy who’s trying his best!

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here’s the first part! i’m trying to be as detailed as i can with these babies!

i hope you guys liked it! johnny’s kids are next!

- amy <3

#cznnet #nct #nct imagine #nct as dads #dad nct #taeil #dad!taeil #moon taeil #dad!nct #johnny #taeyong #yuta #nct kun #doyoung #ten #jaehyun #winwin #jungwoo #lucas #mark #xiaojun #hendery #renjun #jeno #haechan #jaemin #yangyang #chenle #jisung #nct fanfiction

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GMW Fanfic: Story Time with Farkle and Smackle Returns!

-Once upon a time, two young after school leaders attempted to tell a story to a group of children. The following is a written transcript of their attempt.

Hello everyone. For those that haven't gotten to know us yet, my name is Mr. Farkle. And apologies that we're breaking the norm of your regularly scheduled events you experience here.

But since Miss Maya is out today helping take care of her wife who is recovering in the hospital, we thought we'd do something different, yet super fun today. By the way, I'm Miss Smackle.

Yeah. So with fewer adult leaders at the program today, we thought we'd just keep you all entertained this afternoon with some good old fashioned story time.

With minor changes added into our classic stories as a means to appeal to our target demographic groups.

Smackle, we don't have demographic groups.

That's what the Ninja Wombats of Antarctica want you to think.

I… I don't even know how to react to that.

You can react by letting me make alterations to the story wherever I see fit.

Whatever. So today we're going to share with you all the story of the Three Little Pigs. Now, long ago there lived three little pigs who one day told their mother that they were ready to live on their own.

Hold on. How can the pigs talk?

It's a fairy tale Smackle. They just do.

But you said this story took place long ago. That infers this story took place in the past of our world. Can we say this story took place in an alternate universe?

Why would I want to bother with a detail like that?

Because if you don't, then many impressionable children here will start to believe that pigs have the ability to talk, and when they go visit a farm one day, they'll be very displeased to learn pigs don't talk, which will inspire those children to turn into mad scientists that start to do genetic engineering on pigs in an attempt to actually make them talk so that they can make their childhood dreams come true, but of course tinkering with the genetic code of pigs would only eventually inspire those aforementioned individuals to want to commit all sorts of other crimes against nature, which would eventually lead to a domino effect that would wipe away everything that exists on our planet including all traces of our culture except for the Statue of Liberty and a bunch of monkeys!

Okay. So this story takes place in an alternate universe where animals can talk.

Thank you for clarifying that.

Anyway… these three pigs wanted to live on their own. So they decided to all build their own houses. The first pig built his house out of straw. The second pig built his house out of sticks. The third pig built his house out of bricks.

Yes. And there's a reason why those first two pigs built their houses out of materials that aren't very good to build with.

Well, yeah Smackle. That's actually an important part of the story. I'm glad you pointed it out. Now the reason why the first two pigs made their houses out of straw and sticks was…

Was because they had fallen on hard economic times due the terrible state of the country they lived in.

What?

Yeah. I mean that's the real reason why they left their mother to live on their own in the first place. She couldn't afford to feed them anymore. If she could, they would've been living out of her basement until they were 45. So they unfortunately had no cash lying around. That's why the first two pigs had to build their houses out of cheap material. Now you may be wondering how the third pig was able to afford to make his house out of bricks. Well basically he won the lottery but didn't want to share his winnings with his family. The jerk!

All right. But the point is, the pigs were living in three different houses made of three different types of materials. But then one day, a Big Bad Wolf came to town. And he wanted to eat those three little pigs.

Because the only fast food place in town was Chick-Fil-A, and the wolf really was only craving bacon that day.

So the big bad wolf went to the house made of straw. He knocked on the first pig's door and said: Little pig, little pig, let me in.

And as the first pig stood scared and realized his life was soon to end, he began to flashback to when he first met Elsa the Snow Queen and their amazing adventure they had where he learned that when it comes to your fears, you just have to let it go, and should instead ask all of your friends if they wanna build a snowman.

Hold on. What are you doing?

Having a flashback moment. All the best modern stories have them now. Wait'll we get to the part where we discover the first little pig once had a trans-dimensional adventure where he finally discovered the secrets as to why 10 year olds in the Pokémon world never age!

Whatever. Let's just move on. So the pig of course tells the wolf that he can't come in. So the wolf says: Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down. And with a large puff of wind the wolf made from his mouth, he blew the house over.

And of course, the second pig had been watching everything from afar this whole time and saw how that evil wolf senselessly ruined his brother's life. And that was when the second pig decided to dedicate his life to stopping crime.

What?

So by the time the wolf got to the second pig's house and said: Little pig, little pig, let me in, he heard the second pig say: Some little piggys go to market. Some little piggys go home. Some little piggys got roast beef. BUT THIS LITTLE PIGGY IS PACKIN! Then the pig opened the door to the house showing he was holding two HUGE laser guns. The pig pointed them at the wolf and then declared: My name is Inigo Pig Toya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die!

Smackle, what are you doing to this story!?

IMPROVING IT! So then the wolf laughed at his adversary and said: You believe a pig like you can defeat me? The pig smiled and replied: In the words of the cutest sitcom character ever – Michelle Tanner… YOU GOT IT DUDE!

But getting things back on track: the wolf simply huffed and puffed and blew the second pig and his house down. Then the wolf moved on to the third pig's house. And when he got there…

The third pig walked out of his house with two even larger laser guns, and then declared to the wolf… One shall stand. One shall fall. The wolf looked at the pig in hate as he replied: Why throw away your life so recklessly? The pig then simply said: That's a question you should ask yourself Big Bad Wolf.

Hold on! Smackle, what the heck is going on in this story now?

The greatest battle of the century! So the pig and the wolf fought with their laser guns and fists. Eventually they were near the edge of a cliff. Despite both being weakened, the wolf now had the upper hand as he looked at his pig opponent. As the wolf prepared for his final blow, he said: Grr. I would've waited an eternity for this. It's over little pig. Then the little pig put both of his fists together and yelled: NOT BY THE HAIRS ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN! And then with his last ounce of strength, the pig pushed the wolf off of the cliff. At last, the little pig had finally honored the memory of his fallen brothers. And that… is where our story ends.

Oh good. Well at least we can stop now before…

Until we get to the sequel where a giant transforming planet turns the Big Bad Wolf into a new villain known as Galva Wolf. But luckily a new hero known as Rodimus Piggy steps up and shows that he has the touch, and he has the power!

Okay. I'm not even doing anything anymore. I'm leaving.

Wait. Farkle. You're going home early? But what about your next story? I thought you were gonna tell the kids all about Sleeping Beauty.

Another time. Besides… it would probably just end with you explaining how the prince was secretly a Pikachu in disguise the whole time.

Wait. You knew that too? Awesome!

THE END

#girl meets world #girl meets world fanfiction #gmw fanfic #smarkle #farkle x smackle #farkle and smackle #farkle #smackle #the three little pigs #story time

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Some Hogwarts Shit

Voltron Modern Hogwarts au! Featuring the Power of Friendship, lots of Quidditch, the squad teasing the crap outta each other and being super supportive, some adventure shit, mutual pining, and lots of emotions.

A Collab With @thesirenserenity, with amazing art (click here!) by @kimchee2222

More Hogwarts shit coming soon!

Some notable headcannons:

Lance - Gryffindor because of his passionate, playful, and idealistic personality, how courageous he is when it comes to protecting people, and how he throws himself into anything he does.

Comes from an ancient line of wizards that died out. Family lived as muggles in Cuba for forever and are a bunch of squibbs currently. When he was 11 his mom took him on a trip to visit her Bisabuela at her manor in England. While cleaning up in one of the rooms, he came across a dangerous magical heirloom that reacted with his dormant magic. An awkward conversation with Bisabuela, who had been the last witch in the line, he finds out he’s a wizard. He gets his letter for Hogwarts the next day and his mom flys back to Cuba without him. Lance is thrown into a whole new world!

Lance starts the rivalry with Keith because Keith- being awkward and uncomfortable around strangers- snapped at him on the platform of the train. On top of that Keith is a natural at magic and flying and Shiro’s little brother so Lance feels like he has a lot to prove.

Lance working his ass off to catch up with all his amazingly talented friends who have known about magic all their lives, but not realizing how fast he has learned everything and how gifted he is.

Constantly has to explain Muggle things and expressions to Keith, Shiro, and Allura, who don’t spend much time in the Muggle world. Bonds with the Holt siblings and Hunk who, whilst being purebloods, have always had a fascination with technology and Muggle culture. Cue Matt and Lance watching anime together and the whole group making their own memes.

Has an adorable cat named Blue!

Best classes: Divination and Potions!

A Chaser on the Quidditch team.

Keith - Gryffindor because of his complete recklessness, stubborn and blunt nature, and unshakeable courage.

Adopted by the Shiroganes at age 8, and loves his new family! Wants to find his mother, who was a witch and supposedly died during childbirth. His muggle father didn’t believe that and continued to search for her. He ran himself ragged and into an early grave, leaving poor halfblood Keith abandoned in a muggle orphanage while experiencing his first bursts of unstable magic.

Roommates with Lance! They are the only Gryffindor boys in their year, and thus have a room alone together... The whole squad is surprised they haven’t torn each other to shreds because of their rivalry.

Keith actually feels bad about snapping at Lance when they first met but he couldn’t find a good chance (or the right words) to apologize and then Lance started their ‘rivalry’ and Keith ends up thinking Lance doesn’t like him.

Lance: “Of course we’re friends you dimwit! I’m definitely your friend.” 

Keith: *internally dying because that’s the first time someone besides Pidge has explicitly said they were friends* Oh… Cool.

The best Seeker Hogwarts has ever seen!!

Best Classes: Defense Against the Dark Arts and Transfiguration

Has an adorably shy cat named Red (Lance: “You copied my naming idea!!” Keith: “I named her before we met, idiot. How could I copy you?”) who likes to ride around on Keith’s shoulder. Red takes a while to loosen up to her cat-roommate Blue, but then they are the best of friends!

Hunk - Hufflepuff! The Puff-est of Puffs!  Extremely hard-working, genuine, and loyal to his friends! Open-minded, fair, and accepting.

Grew up in a Pureblood family who is super down to earth and loves muggle shit. They live in the same Wizarding neighborhood as the Holts and Shiroganes and  He was best friends with Pidge even before Hogwarts!

Took poor lost Lance under his wing on the train day one and the rest was history!

Will absolutely destroy you if you hurt any of his friends.

Disapproves of Lance’s “adventures” to the kitchen, but loves the house elves and they let him bake at all hours of the night.

Not in Quidditch, but loves to watch and root for his friends and a specific Hufflepuff Keeper ;)

(Shay. It’s Shay. and spoilers, they are the cutest couple ever!!!)

Hunk knows that two certain Gryffindors in their friend group are hopelessly in love with each other before they know themselves. This does not surprise him. (It does frustrate him)

Pidge - Slytherin!!! Ambitious af, driven, self-reliant (“NO HUNK I CAN REACH THE BOOK MYSELF”), ruthless, adaptable, and uses their intelligence to achieve their goals.

Family of purebloods who lives in the same neighborhood as Hunk and Shiroganes. BFFs with Hunk for their mutual obsession with muggle shit, and BFFs with Keith because Shiro brought him along whenever he hung out with Matt so they became friends out of a common interest of pulling pranks on their brothers.

A year younger than the Lance-Hunk-Keith crew, but dove right into their friend group (literally. They have a tendency to jump on top of people).

Rides around on everyone’s back, especially Keith (“Awww, Keith. Don’t be jealous, you know you’re my favorite noble steed.” “I am not a noble steed, fuck you.” “Oh, you’re right, you would be the assassin’s steed!”)

Comes out as Non-Binary their fourth year. The whole squad is super supportive, but some of the traditionalists in Slytherin get a little rude about it until a certain someone steps in (hmmmm… wonder who that could be ;)

PIDGE HAS AN OWL NAMED ROVER FIGHT ME

“What’s up Gryffindorks.”

Gets Hunk a mug that says “I don’t give a Hufflefuck” and Hunk is so torn because of the swear, but loves that his BFF got him a mug.

Shiro - Seriously was a hat stall, but wanted to be in Ravenclaw with his BFF Matt (and the super pretty, intimidating daughter of the Headmaster). He fits pretty well because of his introspective nature and wise, analytical, and steady mind.

From a Pureblood family that adopted Keith.

Best friends with Matt since FOREVER

An amazing wizard and hard worker in all his classes. Many say that he is one of the best wizards on campus.

Him, Matt, and Allura are all a year older than Hunk, Lance, and Keith.

Fantastic Quidditch player, because he and Matt have been playing together since they got their first brooms at the young age of six. Both are Chasers, a terrifying team, and part of the reason why the Ravenclaw team has been dominating at Quidditch recently.

Is everyone’s big brother and chides them to take care of themselves. And yells at Pidge for their language.

Has a frog named Slav who is ALWAYS croaking and annoys the shit outta him. Most common threat “I will turn you into a tea cozy” any time the frog croaks at an inopportune time (which is very often)

Allura - Ravenclaw AF for her no nonsense diplomatic mind and creative soul. She is so smart and aces all her classes, but gets distracted from her homework because she is so naturally curious and inquisitive. She is independent, talented beyond her years, and loves to learn.

Alfor is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and so she knows ALL the secrets of the castle!

Sometimes spends a few weeks of the summer with her Uncle Coran, who is the Charms Professor and head of the Ravenclaw House, but has an apartment in Diagon Alley.

A Beater and the other reason why the Ravenclaw team has been dominating at Quidditch. She becomes the Quidditch captain in her fifth year, but was really running the team since she joined her third year.

Still has all the mice ALL THE MICE (“No, they are not rats”)

Matt - Ravenclaw for his brilliant mind and indefatigable wit. He often plays devil’s advocate in discussions because he is a cynic. Quotes shakespeare and memes simultaneously.

Roomates and bffs with Shiro!

Ships Shiro and Allura so hard, and wins a very specific bet as to how they will finally get together (FINALLY).

110% Started the “Space Dad” nickname for Shiro with the help of Lance.

Is Pidge’s biggest supporter and will destroy anyone who hurts them, which is very out of character from his normally chill demeanor (“In this house we love and respect Pidge.”)

Coran- Charms professor and head of Ravenclaw house. Everyone’s favorite teacher but no one can really say why. (“He just… I dunno… He’s fun?”)

Will invite you to his office for cookies and tea and you will like it

You will also tell him everything that’s bothering you and he will give you the one bit of advice you needed to hear and then you will leave feeling a lot better

You will then realize he didn’t ask you a single question about why you were upset you just kind of… blabbed at him.

Sure he’s the charms professor but he knows tons of things about tons of subjects. You could ask him about any type of magic and and could tell you about it. (Or at least tell you where to look to learn more)

Very interested in Muggle things but very bad at understanding them.

Took charge of Lance during his first year at Hogwarts and now it’s not uncommon for Lance to just spend his downtime hanging out in Coran’s office talking.

“I don’t have a favorite student. That would be very unprofessional.”

He does

It’s Lance

Much to Allura’s frustration (“Allura, you can’t be my favorite, that would be nepotism.”)

Lotor

Has been punched in the face

It was Keith

Keith: “10/10 would punch in the face again.”

Lance: “Do not!”

#voltron hogwarts au #hogwarts au #vld fanfic #klance #klance fanfic #Some Hogwarts Shit #Lance #keith #hunk #Pidge #Shiro #Allura #vld matt #Coran #thesirenserenity #kimchee2222 #my collab #Aus #vld some hogwarts shit

[sanhatation]

ri’s thicc 2017 reflection post !

its still quite a few hours away from 2018 for me but i just wanted to take this time to reflect on my absolutely Lovely 2017!!! yay time 2 get sappy as i word vomit and overshare about my year on tumblr.com !!!!

thank you loads to all of my LOVELY followers !!!!!!!!! yall are the cutest, make my day on the daily ! i wish you the best 2018 that the world can offer !!! stay healthy, take time for yourself, love yourself, love others, and be kind! 💓💓

this Riley Rant here, is gonna be here for me than anything. like a Fat journal entry !! and i am an Oversharer so here she goes [jeopardy music]

to begin, i have met and befriended so many amazing people on here this year and WOW!!!!!! lovely and supportive and talented, beautiful aroha friends??? it doesnt get better than that!!!!! i would attempt to tag all of u but yall know who u are ;)) im endlessly grateful to those of you who have really made being on here worth it. heck ya sometimes im like “why do i even spend time on here” but then!!!! idk sunny comes swingin in with just a heart full of love or sara comes swingin in with her eggs or marian comes swingin in with her rare pairs or j comes swingin in with her baking posts and thats not even HALF of it !!!!! seriously.....love you guys tons.

to my friends who i have had the pleasure of remaining your friend this year and getting closer to u !! i love you. i really dont know how yall handle me especially 2015/2016 me?? a MESS! yall are the REALEST. again, yall know who u are ;)) i hope we can continue to talk and have fun in 2018, i wish yall the best. 

and lastly....heres a THICC shoutout to my six shining stars. 

as for me as an individual, 2017 was a freaking Whack year. it was incredible....dare i say, iconic. and now its time for.....RILEY’S 2017 HIGHLIGHTS !!!!!! (also includes: the sucky parts bc even those allowed me to grow !)

- man, did 2017 start out pretty rough when my country decided it was a good idea to elect a freakin cheeto for president. however! i had the lovely opportunity to attend the women’s march at my capital the day before inauguration !! and it was powerful!!!! truly an experience ill treasure forever!

- binch....thank u Winter Dream for my whole life. tbh i wont forget sobbing at my best friend’s house when it dropped. thank u Miss Again Dance Practice. thank u Miss You & Me MV. thank u Miss Cotton Candy Choreography. thank u. 

- ah.....when some pinhead started that tr*mp chanting at a basketball game lol! so iconic that we made the new york times! gotta love that....

- OMG !!! HOW TO SUCCEED !!!! an absolutely amazing experience. granted, the male lead was a Snake, but i had a blast. Rosemary will forever be close to my heart and ill always cry a little when i hear Brotherhood of Man or Paris Original !! such an awesome opportunity. i learned a frick ton about myself as a performer. i improved a ton in acting and dancing, and also came to learn that i am very good at receiving instructions and memorizing lines quickly. i learned that i need to work on some of my facial expressions and i also learned some of my habits ! i miss u Queenie H2$ :’’)

- had my first tap dance performance ever??? i really enjoyed learning tap, and i hope to pick it back up in the future !!!!

- BIIIIIINCCH i had the opportunity to visit my sister in korea!!!!!!! wow.....truly the BEST week of my entire year, maybe even LIFE! i went to the dog cafe, the sheep cafe, mcountdown, the lunar festival kick off, gwanghwamun palace, dongdaemun, shopped a ton around hongdae, ate food by the han river, visited namsan tower (but not without getting lost), hit the noraebang TWICE, walked into a private Fantagio board meeting, ate delicious chicken on a STIIICK, ran in the rain, ordered delivery mcdonalds, had the BEST fried chicken, met a bunch of monks, was led around dongdaemun by a very old korean man, SAW EUNWOO AND DOYEON AND RECEIVED MUCH LOVE AND NEARLY DIED, hit the convenience store literally every day, snuck out, GOT A WAVE FROM KEY :((( , bought Winter Dream and lots of skin care products and lots of cute clothes, had the clearest skin ive ever had in my life, went to a buddhist temple, witnessed a drunk man fall into the splits inbetween the ground and the subway, ran up and down 1000 subway stairs, fell in love with a man named Peanut, drank too much banana and strawberry milk, sobbed my face off at the festival as korean grandmas bowed to me, tried tons of new foods (including the nastiest bowl of cheese ramyun ive ever had in my life), bought lots of socks, rode an airplane for......like 40 hours in total? literally the best week of my Life

- had my junior vocal recital ! it was a cute girl. i felt my acting had really improved since sophomore voice recital !! 

- had prom on my 17th birthday and had a jolly good time !!! my mom made my dress and i felt like a Stunner

- dream pt. 01...she rly is that Bad Bih. best era. miss her loads. none of us ever deserved her. 

- les mis !!!!!! two whole weeks.....another Best Time. i learned so much, made so many lifetime friends, had a blast, sang my heart out.....such a freaking good time. i miss her

- got to spend the ENTIRE summer with momo!!!!!!!!!!! literally the ENTIRE!!!!! and what did we do? hit the park, watched lemonade mouth and fantastic beasts and starstruck and that random unicorn movie, made the Best slime, made that ICONIC weki meki video, laughed a ton, cried a ton, stayed up all night for the sunrise, stayed later for the sunset & thunderstorm, walked home in the pouring rain & lightning (IT IS VERY WET), went to the beach, met many dogs, got me hairs cut, befriended that Cat, and went to a painting class

- cabin week !!!!!!!!!!! whatta lovely time

- my brother’s wedding !!!! honestly? my best outfit of the year... had a bangin time. his wife is truly a cutie and i love her tons!

- there was that Mess in august and i still feel sorry to those who felt hurt because of it. i learned a lot about how things especially on the internet can be easily misunderstood and misinterpreted, so u gotta be EXTRA careful with your words ! 

- through that i also came to accept that u cant get everyone to understand or like u, and tbh that is okay for now. all we can do when we make mistakes is try to understand & learn, apologize, and try to better ourselves. and sometimes even when u do that, u still may not be liked. and thats okay. as long as you are trying your best and recognize mistakes, its all good. 

-skinny dipped at girls time wow what a freaking TIME

- woah dude i dropped out of my arts school lmao!!! the BIGGEST change in my life since 2014.;..wow! i dont even have the words to say how much stress was lifted off of me and i love senior yr !!!!

- momo came to CT!!!!!! 

- seeing svt live !!!!! but tbh the best part was seeing momo, “I LOVE A MAN WHO CAN SEW”, “I!!!!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JIHOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, “IM UNDERAGE”, and when Mo BLASTED to that other line

- LAKE COMPOUNCE LMAOOOOO I LOVE JIHOON PT2!!!!

- my mom, sister, and i took an eight week painting class! i finished two paintings and learned a ton!! honestly a good time

- dream pt. 02.....shes that other Bad Bih....absolutely adore her

- i also learned that its okay to cut people off who are toxic. especially if you have already informed them that they make u feel bad, they are not worth trying to please or keep around. take care of yourself. similarly, its okay to block people, and you dont owe them an explanation

- MADI CAME HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my other half...missed her so much :(((

- riley’s calligraphy christmas !!!!! was so much fun and i loved people’s reactions and i loved learning arohas favorite astro lyrics !!!

- ah...............one of the hardest weeks of my whole life. the pain still lingers, and i know itll hit me again like a boulder the next time we see only four of my angels standing on stage. for four months, i was worried sick about another member, and i even knew he was hurting, that his mental illness was real. my heart aches and there is a piece of it missing, but it will never be replaced. i know you are much happier now, jjong. i love you. 

- and also because of that, i have been able to think a lot about how i live my life. thoughts like ‘am i watching out for my family and friends enough?’ ‘am i listening enough?’ ‘is this funny comment worth it?’ ‘am i happy?’ im trying to be better. to not take things for granted, to only be kind, to always be there for those i love, for those who love me. and i will try my hardest to not complain about small or petty inconveniences. to try harder to be optimistic. 

- christmas was with my whole family for the first time in five years ;;; she was such a cute girl!

and now on to the next act !!!! its called RILEY’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS !!!!!!!!!! 

1. lets start with the basic stuff that im 99% not gonna pull through on: keep ur room clean. keep everywhere u go clean, it makes mom upset. eat better, u know there is other foods in this house besides peanut butter and pepperoni and popcorn. 

2. send out at least one Lovely Ask per day. i made this goal sometime over the summer, and i did it for a few months until i started to forget ;; its not that hard, u just gotta remember to do it !! 

3. sis.....quit Procrastinating.......GET ur FREAKING application done...do ur homework the night before lmao! call who u need to !!! write those thank u cards!!!! go get them scholarships!!!! enter that graphic design contest lmao!!! just DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! time is wasting

4. just be happy 

#hot frick this is four pages on google docs FHFJJDSLASJ #anyway heres a word dump #if u actually read this......ur insane................and i love u #about me ! #riley's thicc 2017 post #riley really really rambles

[magic5ball]

Nature Trail to Hell Arc II: Watt Outta Hell (3)

Chapter 3: I am Relieved of Unnecessary Appendages

I woke up lying on a table. An operating table. But before I could wonder if this was going to be a recurring thing, I realized that where my feet should have been, there were now a pair of raptor feet, complete with oversized sickle claws. The table was surrounded by A-Hole, F-Bomb, and several other Deinonychus I didn’t recognize on account of them all wearing surgery masks.

“Wakey, wakey, Turd.” Grumbled A-Hole. “We’ve finished your forkin’ enhancements, see?”

I stared down at my new feet, willing my new toe claw to move. It was surreal to see how it responded, part of me now.  “A-Hole, what did you do to me?”

F-Bomb sighed “What’s it forkin’ look like, smartasp? We infused you with deninoychus DNA. You’re one of forkin’ us now! Also I might have sawed off your old forkin’ feet and turned them inta forkin’ paperweights.” He pointed to a desk, where sure enough, my old feet were being used to hold down a bunch of files.

For a moment, I stood shocked, hardly believing what I was hearing, only for it to rapidly give way to complete and utter joy. I was part dinosaur.

I was part dinosaur.

I was part Dinosaaaauuurrrrr!!!!!

I couldn’t believe it. After five long Christmases of being let down, I’d finally achieved every 10 year old boy’s ultimate fantasy! If I’d know this, I’d have converted to Satanism years ago!

A-Hole and co. meanwhile, stared at me with every kind of confused expression known to man.

“Hey Boss,” whispered F-Bomb, loud enough for everyone to hear,  “Wouldn’t you think the forkin’ turd would be more forkin’ freaked out by this. I mean, we did just forkin’ rework his forkin’ genetic code. And turn his forkin’ feet inta paperweights.”

A-Hole gave F-Bomb a stare, but not just any stare. No, what we’re talking about would make even gorgons turn to stone! Or as the gang called it, the ‘Death Glare’.

“Aw, can it, F-Bomb. I don’t pay ya to be forkin’ smart!”

“Actually, Boss,” Schizzle interrupted “Ya don’t really pay us at all. It’s more like indentured servitude, see?”

“And I told you to stop usin’ all those ding-dong fancy words!”

The room erupted into argument, Deinonychus shrieking just like they did in the movies, pouncing on each other and trying to disembowel one another with their sickle-claws. And yours truly was getting the opportunity to live with these guys for possibly the next eternity!

But midfight, there was a loud shriek. Everyone stared at a door in the back as none other than Hoe swaggered into the room (on high heels, no less)!

A-Hole was indignant. “Hoe, I thought I told you to stay in the kitchen and cook the severed heads of my enemies!”

“Well I can’t exactly do that when you’re up here making a ruckus of everything. How exactly do you expect me to use the right amount of coriander if you keep breaking my concentration? “

For the first time, I saw A-Hole concede defeat. “Oh, all right. Guys, let’s make up.” Everyone proceeded to awkwardly pat each other on the back, whether or not their entrails were currently lying on the floor.

Hoe walked up to me and winked “Don’t worry, sweetie. You’ll get used it sooner or later.”

A-Hole swiped dust off his shoulders. “Now that that forkin’ scuffle is over, (Which I won, for the record) I guess it’s time you got introduce to your new family.” He pointed at his chest. “I’m A-Hole, but you’ll be callin’ me Boss, capische?”

I nodded.

“Excellent. Next is F-Bomb, he’s our torture specialist, and a dang good broccoli cook.” F-Bomb looked like he wanted to stab a fork through my eye.

“For the forkin’ record,” he screeched “I’m never gonna be your forkin’ friend. Ya fork!”

A-Hole continued going from person to person “this here’s Schizzle, our dumb muscle, you’ve already met Hoe, she’s our gardener and cook, and then there’s C-Word, D-Bag, B-yotch…”

My mind swam as I tried to keep track of them all. Try as I might, they all just blurred into a bunch of Deinonychus wearing pinstripe suits. My attention didn’t snap back until the cutest, fuzziest little creature I’ve ever seen wriggled out from between A-Hole’s legs.

“…and finally, Weena, my pet dik-dik.” I cringed as he started scratching the thing behind the ears, talking in that gushy voice my Mom always uses with my little brother. “Who’s been spreading diseases to cattle all around the world? You have, yes, you have!” Everyone else awwwed on cue, though this felt more out of obligation than respect. Except for me, because let me tell you, the moment I looked into Weena’s wide black eyes, I could tell this was a girl who’d been inside for too long to ever come out.

“Anyhow, since you’re part of my gang, now we need to give you your gang name, see? Whatever they called you on the upside, it don’t matter none down here. From now on, you’re Turd E. Mcturdpants. Jr. ” He grabbed one of my hands and nearly shook it off. “Congrats kid, I knew you could do it.” Everyone else clapped as I wondered what other crazy things I could get away with using Monopoly Money. If the money was worth as much as A-Hole said it was, I had to wonder why those games didn’t singlehandedly cause mass inflation. Everyone clapped, except for Schizzle.

“Now hold on, Boss, I don’t mean to intrude, but don’t we already have a Turd?”

A-Hole nodded “Turd made his choice when he tried to ditch us. Had to give him the usual. Now come on, my friend. Don’t make me change your name to smartask,”

“What’s the usual?” I asked.

“Oh, put him in a bag with rocks and dump him in the River Styx.”

“Oh.”

A-Hole slapped me on the back, in a way I think was supposed to be Fatherly but came off as him trying to break my spine. “See, little Turd? You’re gonna learn somethin’ new every day, guaranteed! Now here’s your honorary suit!” Someone tossed a pair of clothes right into my lap. When I picked them up, I saw it was just an old T-Shirt. I couldn’t read the words on it, but based on the pictures it seemed to be from a benefit concert to cure cooties in Uzbekistan.

“Why don’t I get a pinstripe suit like everyone else? Or pants?”

“’Cause you’re the new guy, see? Gotta work your way up to pinstripes, see? Pants are for jocks only, see? Speakin’ a’ workin’ your way up, F-Bomb, you train the kid.”

The smaller dinosaur looked like he would explode.

“Why do I have to forkin’-“

“You’re the shortest, and the rule around here is shorty always teaches the new guy.”

“But I’m naturally this forkin’ small! It’s forkin’ genetics!”

“They cry to the Lord, why dontcha?!”

This went back and forth for several minutes as the other Deinonychus left the room, rolling their eyes like they’d seen this a thousand times. In the end, it was F-Bomb who gave up.

“All forkin’ right, but only ‘cause you forkin’ tok me in. Just remember I’m not your forkin’ dik-dik!”

Weena, meanwhile, was occupied licking drywall in a corner of the room. And pooping.

The short dinosaur gestured a claw at me. “C’mon, ya forkin’ turd. It’s time ta be gangster.”

Now, I know this might sound sappy, but the moment we left that room, I could tell my new life as a gangster was about to begin.

“So where do I start?”

“Fer starters, were gonna get you some forkin’ firepower. There’s a store on 34th and Chestnut that sells some good tommy guns.”

“Wait. So I’m part dinosaur and I get an awesome gun!?” At this point, I really started to doubt I was in Hell.

F-Bomb glowered (though at this point he did it so often I couldn’t tell if he meant it or his face just normally looked that way). “Kid, if you keep forkin’ out over every single forkin’ thing, I swear I’m gonna cut all your forkin’ limbs off, and feed ‘em to the Cerberus!”

#My writing #Nature Trail To Hell #dinosaur #hell #deinonychus

[ourloveisforthelovely]

Coming Back for You 6

A/N: no smut this chapter. Mostly fluff and light humor 

Words: 2,776

Link to previous chapter 

Pairings: Gabriel x OFC. Dean x Cas x OFC Special shout out to @sumara62 and @tas898 for letting me run ideas past you both. ❤️ you both helped me more than you will know!!! p>

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After Gabriel and Rosalie had disappeared into their bedroom, Zoe collapsed on the couch with a hand over her face. Cas walked in with Lily in one of his arms. He looked at his lover with a confused expression.

“Zoe, what happened at the park today?”

Zoe looked up at Lily then deadpanned at Cas before making a cold rag appear in her hands. She leaned her head back against the couch and put the rag over her eyes. The angel had enough for that day!

“Whatever she just told you is true.”

Cas frowned looking down at his little niece. Lily looked vindicated by her aunt’s words.

“So you are telling me that Gabriel disintegrated angels?”

Zoe nodded.

“Mhm. It was like the fourth of July but with angel parts. Kinda of proud of the giant pain the ass though. He did keep all of us safe. Ugh can’t believe that I am saying that. Kill me now.”

Cas tilted his head before putting Lily down.

“Why don’t you go play with your brother?”

Lily pouted.

“I swear all you big people do is talk, talk, and talk. Mommy and Daddy locked themselves in their bedroom now you two are going to be talking. Sheesh if this is what I have to look forward to I think I will stay little forever.”

Cas smiled.

“We are just going to sit here and tell each other how much we love each other.”

Lily snarled her nose at that.

“Yuck I am out of here!”

Zoe peaked out from under her cold compress as Cas walked over sitting down beside her.

“That was very out of character for you Castiel. You usually explain everything to them.”

Cas shrugged.

“Something tells me this situation is a lot more serious than what a four year old should know…no matter how advanced they are.”

Zoe nodded with a sigh.

“Well you are right about that. Apparently Raphael is after Gabriel and the kids now. I may hate on Gabriel but I have never seen that look on his face before. Ugh Cas we are about to be up for a hell of a fight soon I believe.”

Cas leaned back on the couch.

“Everything will be fine.”

Meanwhile…

Gabriel and Rosalie walked out of their bedroom hoping to appear that they hadn’t just literally attacked each other.

“Daddy?”

Gabriel looked down at Lily who was holding a shoe box.

“What’s up buttercup?”

Lily frowned.

“So Liam and I found a hamster and put him in this box. He isn’t moving.”

Gabriel and Rosalie exchanged looks as he took the box from his daughter. Rosalie knelt down Lily’s level looking at her closely.

“How long have you had the hamster and where did you find it?”

Lily shrugged.

“I made it and a couple of days. His name is Philip.”

Rosalie glanced back to Gabriel. He frowned a few times muttering oh boy under his breath. Looking back to Lily, Gabriel couldn’t bring himself to tell his daughter that the hamster was dead….very dead.

“He may just be taking an extra long nap sugar. I’ll take him in here and keep an eye on him. I’ll let you know when he wakes up.”

Seeming pleased with her father’s response Lily went back to join her brother. Rosalie stood, stepping closer to Gabriel who started shaking the box.

“Gabriel, is it dead?”

Gabriel winced before motioning Rosalie into another room out of the twins earshot.

“Philip is no longer with us in the physical sense. Rose they didn’t put holes in the box….you get the idea where this conversation is going.”

Rosalie put a hand over her mouth. Gabriel continued to shake the box in some vain hope the hamster would just hop back to life.

“This is going to break her heart. Poor thing. This is like the time dad put my platypus in Australia.”

Rosalie looked at Gabriel resisting the urge to tell him that the platypus had actually died and God just didn’t have the heart to tell him. Deciding it would be best to just let sleeping dogs lie, Rosalie sighed.

“We have to tell her.”

Gabriel shook his head.

“I can bring it back.”

Rosalie shook her head.

“No way! Gabriel you know if we brought the hamster back it would probably be completely opposite of how it was. Besides like it or not the kids have to learn about death. They are going to be seeing plenty of it before long.”

Gabriel looked down at the stiff hamster sadly.

“Too bad it has to be now.”

Before Rosalie’s conversation could be continued there was knock at the bunker door. Dean stood from his place at the table to answer it. Gabriel didn’t look up again until he heard footsteps coming into the room. Looking up he frowned noticing Chuck a few feet away.

“Hello Gabriel, Rosalie.”

Gabriel instantly frowned.

“Dad”

He said replied coldly. Rosalie gave him a disapproving expression before trying to smile warmly.

“Hello Chuck. What brings you by?”

Chuck shrugged.

“Just thought I would come by for a visit and see how things were. I heard that you two were back together.”

Gabriel shut the lid on the shoe box but kept his eyes focused on his father.

“Yeah, things are fine and dandy. Glad you could come by for this but couldn’t for anything else that has happened in the past million or so years.”

Rosalie shook her head. She knew exactly where this was headed. Gabriel was about to have an epic meltdown and go into asshole mode.

“Gabriel please. Don’t do this for Liam and Lily sake.”

Looking curious Chuck cut in,

“Who are Liam and Lily?”

No one had noticed Liam or Lily inch their little way into the room and was watching the conversation with amused expressions. They were both clearly interested by the new guy that stood in the room with Gabriel and Rosalie.

“We are.”

They both said cheerfully at the same time. Chuck looked down at the twins with wide eyes. He kept looking at them for a moment as Zoe and Cas walked in freezing at the sighed in front of them. When he finally recovered enough he looked up at Rosalie.

“Nephilim? I thought I said no nephilim? I made it specifically clear! Like I had a whole presentation on them! And….there are two….twins!”

Chuck looked at Rosalie specifically.

“How? You’re an angel, one of my children so….”

Gabriel smirked before raising his hand slightly and shrugged.

“Uh, that was me, dad. I made her human for a little while. What can I say…I wanted kids.”

Zoe swallowed muttering to Cas that Gabriel was a dead man while Chuck tried to process everything that he had just heard.

“Oh for the love of myself….twin nephilim and they are Gabriel’s.  How are you all still alive?! They haven’t pranked anyone to death, right?”

Liam meanwhile, looked to his sister with a confused expression.

“What’s got grandpa’s undies in a bunch?”

Lily focused her attention on Chuck. She tilted her head taking in his confused and upset demeanor.

“We are sweet and charming.”

Gabriel looked down at them with pride in his eyes as they latched onto his legs.

“Yeah, they are darling. They aren’t like the things that you envisioned dad. Besides if you want to get technical about it they aren’t full nephilim since Rosalie and I are both angels. So in hindsight we really didn’t do anything wrong.”

Chuck looked down at the kids clinging to their father’s legs again. Their golden eyes were watching every move that he made with curiosity. Sure they were cute….beyond cute. They were the cutest thing that Chuck had ever seen. Liam looked just like Gabriel as a child. That really got Chuck in the heart….it was like looking at his youngest archangel in reverse. But what exactly could they do? What damage could they cause? That was his worry. Just looking at them he could sense a lot of power brewing in them. When they grew up what would they be capable of? If it was one that would be something he could deal with but two was out of this world crazy!  

Dean stepped forward.

“Chuck, in all due respect, they really are good kids. Yeah, they like to pull tricks on people…like sticking my hand in a bowl of warm water when I was sleeping, signing me up for a new spiritual group who keeps sending me literature, sneaking animals into the bunker, making a caramel onion instead of an apple, and my personal favorite eating the cream out of the Oreo. Yeah Lily I am talking about you. But the point is I don’t think they are going to Gabriel’s level of crazy yet. They just think they are clever and could really come to use someday. We are all kind of attached to them.”

Liam smirked at Chuck.

“We are kind of a big deal grandpa.”

Lily smiled batting her eyes.

“We are a lot of fun.”

Chuck ran a hand over his face as he began to pace the room. The twins little innocent voices and being called grandpa was kind of getting to him.

“Okay, everything is fine. This is just all a little bit of a shock! Totally unexpected you know.”

Liam, seeming pleased enough with Chuck’s comment, turned walking from the room. Lily meanwhile, looked at Gabriel.

“Daddy, did Philip wake up?”

Gabriel winced.

“Eh….no. Not yet….he’s still out.”

Lily sighed.

“All he does not is sleep. Kind of a boring pet.”

Lily turned walking from the room ignoring her father’s less than excited expression. When she was out of the room Rosalie focused her attention on Gabriel.

“You are going to have to tell her.”

Gabriel shook his head.

“I can’t! I am bringing the little fucker back. Better yet…Dean go bury this box. I’ll make her a new one. She’ll never know the difference.”

Dean frowned.

“Something about you telling me to go bury a box is unsettling. Besides who is Philip? This bunker is getting too full.”

Gabriel sighed.

“Its well it was Lily’s hamster. She forgot to put holes in the lid and well you get the idea.”

Dean rolled his eyes looking at Chuck.

“See what I mean about them sneaking animals in here? Now we have a dead hamster.”

Chuck looked back to Gabriel.

“Its dead son. What’s dead should stay dead. Speaking of messing with nature that is a discussion that you and I need to have. What made you think that messing with nature to have children was a good idea? This is dangerous and risky! Everything that I told you all from the beginning was wrong. If I had meant for angels to have children I would have done your biology different. Now you are debating on bringing a hamster back so you won’t have to break your daughter’s heart. Haven’t you watched Pet Sematary? Things you bring back from the dead are never the same”

Gabriel looked to Chuck with cold eyes. His obvious anger with his father for everything that he had done was clearly evident in the archangel’s eyes.

“Yeah? Well maybe you should explain the rules of the universe to your four year old granddaughter who thinks her hamster is taking a nap”

Chuck sighed.

“Gabriel, I know that you don’t want to hurt her! I get that. Its just like I didn’t want to hurt you when your platypus died….”

Gabriel held up a hand.

“Wait! My platypus died?! So you are telling me that Peter the platypus didn’t go to live in Australia?”

Rosalie groaned.

“Oh boy here we go!”

Before looking at Dean who was about to crack up. He froze the moment that Rosalie shot him a cold stare. She knew that Gabriel was about to unravel a sweater over the platypus and that was the last thing the world needed. There was also the worry that he would go back to being Dark if he lost it too much. Chuck stood instantly regretting almost every decision that he ever made.

“No, I’m sorry he died. I couldn’t bring myself to tell you that. Don’t worry there are more out there. I’m sure you could go find a nice new one.”

Gabriel shook his head.

“I don’t have time for that now. I have enough on my plate. Dad you really need to stop coming by for visits. Every time I see you I want to claw my eyes out.”

Gabriel turned walking from the room without another word. He knew that he needed to talk to Lily. As much as he didn’t want to he didn’t want this same argument at some point in the future but the roles be reversed.  That was the last thing that he wanted!

Walking into the twins bedroom, Lily and Liam sat rolling a ball to each other.

“Uh Lily I need to talk to you. Liam can you go see your mother?”

Liam blinked.

“I get it you want me to leave.”

He said with a pouty smirk. Gabriel laughed at the expression on the kid’s face. Already their company was making him feel better than anyone else in the bunker.

“I’ll make it up to you kiddo.”

Liam smiled with a nod.

“Okay, we are good.”

Once he was out of the room Gabriel looked to Lily as she scooted over to him.

“What’s wrong daddy?”

Gabriel sat quietly for a moment.

“Sweetie I need to talk to you about….hey do you like dolls?”

Lily nodded.

“Mhm I’m a little girl. That’s a given.”

Gabriel rubbed the back of his neck trying to think of the best way to bring up this conversation without promising this kid the moon.

“Yeah that was a dumb question. Lily look, I need to talk to you about Philip. Sugar, Philip isn’t taking a nap. He’s dead.”

Lily’s amused expression instantly went serious.

“Why?”

Gabriel internally was hating his pure existence at the moment.

“Well sweetie when you put him in the box he couldn’t get any air. Hamsters need air to breathe so he died.”

Lily was quiet for a moment before looking at her father.

“Can you bring him back? Or can grandpa bring him back?”

Gabriel gently pulled Lily into his arms.

“No sugar. There are certain rules that even angels have to follow. You’ll have to follow them too. When things die, they are gone. That’s what heaven is for.”

Lily looked thoughtful for a moment.

“I am sure he is probably happier anyway. Probably has a nice new hamster wheel instead of a shoe box. Daddy can I have a dog?”

Gabriel’s mouth fell as he looked at Lily fighting the urge to laugh. If that wasn’t his attitude he didn’t know what else could have been. There was definitely no DNA test needed with these kids!

“You waste no time do you?”

Lily grinned before getting up and going out of the room. Gabriel waited until she was out of the room to mutter…

“That will need a bigger hole.”

Walking back into the library Rosalie stood by herself obviously waiting for him. She smiled wrapping her arms around his shoulders.

“Everything good?”

Gabriel shrugged.

“Your daughter is fine. She wants a dog now.”

Rosalie groaned.

“That will need a bigger hole.”

“That’s what I said.”

Gabriel said with a grin before pulling Rosalie into a long kiss.  

“I knew we were perfect for each other. So how about a replay of earlier today? I think I earned it personally.”

Rosalie laughed lightly before pulling away.

“Before I say this please don’t whine. I think you need to go talk to your father about Raphael and what he is up to.”

Gabriel immediately made a whining noise. Rosalie gave him her best mother look.

“Gabriel, he needs to know. This is our family that we are talking about. You remember what happened at the park.”

Gabriel sighed.

“Ah you’re right. Fine I will go talk to him but that doesn’t mean that I am happy about it!”

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↳ information.

name: nakoma locklear

age/birthdate: 30, april 11th 1986

pronouns: she/her

romantic/sexual orientation: omnisexual

occupation: stunt coordinator and personal trainer

faceclaim: marie avgeropoulos

↳ history.

——— - ✕ trigger warning: sex, infidelity, abandonment, betrayal

The story of Nakoma Locklear begins with unusual circumstances that she only just discovered the details recently. Her father got her mother pregnant before abandoning her. He did not want to have children and quickly left her pregnant to fend for herself. 

Her father’s brother, her uncle, tried to get him to stay but he disappeared as quickly as he came into her mother’s life. Having been friends with her, he promised to help her mother as long as she moved overseas with him because he was being stationed in Italy at the time. He already had two boys so it seemed natural to want to complete the family. She agreed and packed everything, moving to Italy.

By the time that Nakoma was born, her uncle and mother had fallen in love. She was born in Gaeta, Italy. Eventually, after her own birth, more siblings were to follow. She became one of six, with three more siblings to follow her between her uncle and her mother. It was unknown to her at the time that her uncle was not her actual birth father so she naturally thought of him as her dad and her siblings as her brothers and sisters.

It is natural to assume that a family of two adults and six children would be chaotic, but her ‘father’ was very strict with his children. From a young age, Nakoma was doing chores and when she did not do them, dealing with the consequences. As a young girl, she sought for her father’s approval and hated disappointing him. He raised his kids to believe that the word ‘bored’ was as much of a bad word as the word ‘fuck’ in the house. When he heard his children say they were bored, he would make them do whatever task came to mind. 

Not only did they have to do chores but they were also required to study the language of whatever country they were living in. He believed education was a priority in and outside of school. And he had the same expectations for his daughters as his sons. His girls mowed the lawns and lifted heavy bags as often as the boys did. There was no special treatment.

The higher her father ranked in the military, the more that the family moved. He took various jobs on many bases, causing him to move his children often. Most of the time, in a land where his children were not fluent in the language. Most of her siblings hated it but not Nakoma. She had a natural knack for language and the heart of a gypsy. She loved seeing new places and meeting people. She was the type of child to go up to a stranger and have a conversation. She was also the daughter to run around with her old brothers, hanging from trees and scraping their knees on rough roads. She longed to be just like them when they just wanted her to leave them alone. They teased her, like older brothers do, until she would go off on her own.

Nakoma was not really picked on by other children in school. She managed to make friends but they were never deep connections since she moved too much. Instead, she busied herself with activities instead of people. She joined gymnastics, dance, karate, and boxing. She always focused on trying to get stronger rather than befriend others. She was friendly enough but they were never really her priority.

When Nakoma was fifteen, her family moved to Sweden. For the first time, Nakoma found a real connection with a local boy. It was through him that she was introduced to Parkour. It was also him that she had her first boyfriend. Their group of friends were always trying to out jump and flip one another. After a bit of practice, Nakoma got pretty good. She also got to practice her kissing with him. Eventually the two had sex and the boy broke up with her after that. She was happy to leave Sweden after that.

Nakoma returned back to the states with her family to finish out her high school years. She tried to partake in the stereotypical High School experience. She joined the cheerleading team and many clubs. She found friends and even managed to date a few boys. The guys never really seemed to stay long but she was hopeful as she started her Senior year with one of the cutest Football players in school. 

Unfortunately, after a forgettable night after Prom, he stopped talking to her. This really shook her up and she started to wonder if she was bad at sex. As Nakoma finished her high school years and went off to College, she started to take more interest in sex, deciding to get better at it.

Nakoma rushed a sorority and bunked up with a ‘sister’. Wanting the typical college experience, she and her ‘sister’ in the Sorority house started to hook up.  Nakoma learned a lot about herself and about others at this time. The following year she dated people and met a group of guys that were interested in Free Running and Parkour. She started hanging out with them, eventually getting dumped by her girlfriend for not being around and hooking up with one of them. Her sorority sisters did not approve of her new friends and Nakoma quit the Sorority to hang out with the guys more. This was when she filmed some of the Parkour moves she was doing with them. One such video of her being chased by a Campus Security Guard reached a million views within a week. She became an internet sensation for her fifteen minutes of fame.

Nakoma was still studying at NYU when she got a call from a stunt team that was famous for their movie work. They invited her to an open call for their team in LA. Ditching her midterms, Nakoma flew out to LA where she did a bunch of random moves for the team, trying to prove she was not just an one hit wonder on YouTube. They were impressed with her but chose someone else instead. Deflated, Nakoma returned back to New York. 

Around Six Months later, just going into her Senior year of college, she received a call from a guy that was starting up a team in Vegas that would work as a partner company to the one in LA. He had seen her audition for the LA team and wanted to bring her out to audition for his team in Vegas. Nakoma called her parents to ask for their advice and they told her NO and to finish school. Naturally she flew to Vegas to check out the team.

Nakoma did not even finish her routine that she had rehearsed before they were offering her a spot on the team. Excited, she agreed and returned back to New York to pack everything up. She transferred over to the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, to finish her degree while working for the team. She started as a stunt woman and moved her way up the ranks to get the better gigs. Nakoma also balanced school until she graduated at the end of the year.

Nakoma graduated at 22 and within 6 months, her college loans began to process. In order to keep up with all of her finances, Nakoma picked up a second job at a local gym. She worked at the front desk, helping people get checked in and ready for a work out.

Nakoma flirted with one of the personal trainers and eventually started to date him. He started to teach her what it was like to be a personal trainer and even encouraged her to get certified so she could get paid more. While working her two part time jobs, she also did the work to become a personal trainer and when she became certified, was promoted at the gym. 

She started working alongside him, hooking up in the locker rooms while neither of them had a client until one day a woman came in and started yelling at her. The woman attacked her and Nakoma defended herself before she was pulled off of her. Nakoma found out that the trainer she had been hooking up with, had been married. The guy was fired for bringing in the drama and Nakoma was on thin ice. Worried over her job, she focused more on her work and less on guys and girls in the gym.

Word got out and eventually celebrities living in Vegas started paying her to be their trainer. She was personable and they were usually impressed with how hardcore she could be. She pushed them to be better while also striving to do so. She also got a promotion on her stunt team to become a coordinator and not just a stunt person for hire. She started working with the team more on how to properly coordinate stunts for women.

It was not until Thanksgiving when she was thirty, that her parents sat her down to explain that she was the daughter of another man, biologically. It took months for her to come to terms with it and once she finally started to accept it, she sought out any family on her dad’s side. That was when she found out she had a half-brother from her dad. She recently met him and it was every bit as awkward as one might expect.

↳ personality.

positive: friendly, hard-working, energetic, adventurous.

negative: naive, impatient, daredevil, defensive, over-working.

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