#i am truly sorry zac

[strugglingatart]

Jr year ep 2

This is me live blogging bc I need to get thoughts out also would love fandom friends full spoilers bellow the cut just so no one accidentally reads anything they don't want to this will be long

No shenanigans at the begining way lowkey sad I love our intrepid heroes being dumb

Siobhan and Zac kick it off with SUCH good turns straight away we love (also emily's cutting words? delicious)

Them all discussing more stuff mid battle is so nice I love but also not Ally forgetting they could try to heal lol

"playing with you all at level 10 has never convinced me more that this game is unplayable at level 20. fucking unplayable" Brennan the man who I 100% have seen play att level 20. But we HAVE to stan the complaing I love them so much Murph especially I always laugh so much

Siobhan please we cannot be confident before rolls they go bad then

we were doing so well like seconds ago and now everything feels terrible

ARMOR OF AYDA omg my loves

Kristen and Riz are me when my friends are being to sexual but also Kristen please remember you and tracker?

NOT FABIAN FALLING AGAIN, and his idea was real good as well, but Ally yeeting the dice also a big mood

Lou's sass was so good I love im so much

only one person saving out of everyone is brutal why do dice currenntly hate them

Murph loosing it at Ally's saving throws being empty is so funny, and poor them gatting so defensive (also have they been doing it wrong this whole time then? has it never been written down? was is just a mistake on their season prep?)

Zac and Lou killed that look at me bit I'm sorry they are geniuses

I truly thought Brennan was gonna make this fight SO much easier and in many ways I get why he didn't but I'm not over it

Listen Murph is looking SO GOOD this season it legit distracted me for a few seconds I had to go back to understand what Brenan said about the van flipping I am a disaster queer through and through

this is so intense all of a sudden omgggg

Poor hangvan ily and know Gorgug will fix you tho

Oh no Kristen, but also the die deadass turned on them, sad vibes (also I miss good rolling Murph I know we had him for one ep but I loved him)

once again yeeting the dice is a mood and then the whole if i hit anyone bit, art tbh

AHHHHH that nat 1 followed by a nat 20 was magical, also Em is wearing the naddpod live shirt 😍 I was 110% with her tho I wanted Gorgug to get it so bad so that deception roll was EVERYTHING TO ME, Ayda claming Gorgug as the greatest wizard is legit one of my favorite things whenever they bring it up and support that theory my heart is so happy

Brenan just being like yes these npcs i made up for the media res are just for that they will die even if they don't

Zac has what healing thing? again not knowing enough about DnD makes me bad at knowing who can do what

shoutout to the two crew

listen this theme of exaustion specifically with school will end me like i cannot it hits too close

Moggy the doggy! we stan Adaine the little guys guy(gal?)

Did Cassandra text you? Nonstop

this flourish lacks flourish (me giving the finishing touches to art projects for university)

LISTEN Fig asking about first day of school outfit was literally Emily choosing violence omg I felt that deeply

I still have jump and i haven't used it so I'm just gonna... I love Zac

They all LOOSE IT at two more guys and I know it was mostly the players but honestly having an absolute laughing fit out of exaustion is another big mood and I felt both seen and called out (I have STROIES about this) and like it just fit the theme so well

there's two nat 1's, Lou's full discociated, Murph's loosing it, it's pure chaos for a bit but whoever did the closed captions? A+++ job

Kristen taking ths ice cream sandwich out and going to the hangman is gold (also I remember the pouch of ice cream sandwiches existing like I fully remeber Kristen usinf it before but i don't remeber when/where she gets it despite having just rewatched both freshman and sophomore years and it's bothering me)

I want the so tactical so late t-shirt

Fabian passed so I legit thought that was gonna work but you know what? it's funnier that it didn't

"I was a turncoat the whole time" is so funny for no reason, also Fabian babe, ily but like why do you wanna kiss a mirror it will not be enjoyable (also at this point Lou is either feeding into all the comp-het queer theories or is like the queer whisperer)

The father the son and the balthazar made me cackle

I have said this before in a post somewhere but while I get where Kristen is coming from so much like truly I'm right there with her but also I kinda hate how she's avoiding Cassandra but also I get it baby but also pls do better (or at least change tactics in odrer to to it lowkey unhealthily)

Fabian I promise you you can do better LMAO Riz, you are correct

Again to me Fig's hypothetical is like fighting words I'd be pissed and depressed

But also high school me would have loved a dance camp tbh (also to be able to dance in general rip my dancing dreams, taken away by a chronic issue and over protective parents)

"I think I do a really half hearted prayer of healling just because I don't.. trust you" I love Ally so much

ah yes the silliness is back but they are so tired

wanna stay at our place? we have so many beds

The entire ecaf bit was so good i cannot deal

Hallariel is saying Fabian's name more like the elves or am I tripping?

Gillear is slightly less pathetic! he won a cruise! oh and they are engaged, full step sibblings Fig and Fabian

also poor Fabian like he needs his parental figures here... Cathilda better stay or I'm personally gonna have words with Brennan, stop making them suffer they fuck up things alone

ALSOOO there is no way Gillear would not want to talk to Fig omg I'm fighting brennan again

Gillear luck... did Fig uncurse him by taking that deal and is she about to get his bad luck?

SKLONDA we stan

Brennan I swear to god this tiny goblin has saved the world three times what do you mean he cannot go to college I will fight you, this scene hit me so hard omg we were promised silliness not heart wrenching reality in my fantasy

I think Zac legitimately forgot the mirror didn't run away for like a second which makes it funnier but Fig IS just that good. 32 decepetion fool the character and the player

BRENAN what do you mean Zelda gave back his stuff this is DURING the seven where they are still TOGETHER I swear I will riot

Frosty fair mentioned twice it's connected to or the big thing this season

The Thistlespring are SO PRECIOUS

Jawbone and Sandra Lynn made a cake I can't deal, and it's belated birthdays omg the way I would cry

THE RAGH AND LYDIA ART IS SO GOOD

the justaposition of Emily's cackle and Ally's face to the dangers Fig and Kristen are dangerously and/or wildly close to being expell is so good

Lou choking on water at "we're allowed to fail a certain number of classes each semester" also real good treiler editing bc I thought that was 10000% connected to the you let your god die line that comes right before it on there

Fig's been multiclass since start of sophmore year, does she do warlock classes sometimes I wonder

I like that Jawbone is not judging here he's just like facts: you are failing and this is why, now we can see what we do about it

ouch that whole im swimming my head is liquid kristen thing felt dangerously close to me... I usually relate to gorgug and riz like i adore kristen but she's never me what is happening (this is not bad just me having like my 10th identity mini crisis this year)

THE AYDA ART she looks so bummed but so pretty.. but also Brenan I feel like I said I'll fight you a couple of times here but if we get no ayda I will fly to LA and fight you

I reached text limit will do a part two

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjr #riz gukgak #fabian aramais seacaster #kristen applebees #adaine o'shaughnessey #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth

[chungledown-bimothy]

i was going to say top 5 make some noise prompts and then i thought about how constantly i reference them and went "oh that's way too hard" so...... hm. top 5 battle for beyond moments and top 5 dnd chaos moments to start. OH and top 5 underrated d20 seasons or other actual-play stuff if you'd like

ty for not asking the impossible of me re: make some noise prompts lol

god i hate that i keep having to say this, but i don't remember dnd chaos well enough to give a top 5 answer that means anything, i'm sorry!

that said. top 5 b4b? let's fuckin go.

(yes some of these aren't a single moment but i'm obsessed with b4b's "how it started out with a bit how did it end up like this" energy)

1- Trick? No, I don't charge. This one needs no explanation. Nikhil's a slut and so am I.

2- Nikhil's lance. It's the only thing he cares about. His sister made it for him. He says something like a prayer to it.

3- Let Ekon sleep. I felt that shit in my goddamn soul.

4- I'm pretty sure potatoes are a kind of meat. I'm morosexual, actually.

5- Literally the whole scene in their quarters after the bee tree fight. Sestia and Murdina definitely fucked. Nikhil asking Sestia to slap him so he can hellish rebuke the tea. Everyone lying their asses off about wanting to share the room.

underrated actualplay stuff. (wait hang on carlos was involved with almost all of these. interesting)

1- coffin run. please. i am begging everyone. watch it. izzy and zac have what i am 100% confident is the funniest dynamic of the entirety of d20. every single time the camera cuts to them, something unhinged and fucking hilarious is about to happen. carlos is the most wet kitten of a man, and erika... i can't do may justice. you gotta watch it.

2- battle for beyond. that top 5 was extremely difficult- i almost just said 5 of the 6 pcs because it's all just. so. good. the nikhil/sestia/murdina throuple is everything to me. the characters' growth and god the worldbuilding. i cannot overstate how much i love it.

3- dnd chaos. i really need to rewatch them. again, tables of pcs that absolutely fuck. i need citizen doctor abraham mehermblur carnally. both times, it's a fucking all-star cast. 10/10 highly recommend.

4- barbie d&d from PixelCircus. i've seen basically no one talking about it, and holy shit it was so fucking funny and i love when a shiny, happy aesthetic ends up going into truly terrifying existential horror. "this barbie commits war crimes!" carlos pops the fuck off.

5- candela obscura. i've not seen the first arc and i'm not done with the second (i've got an hour left of ep 2 and ep 3 is six. hours. long.) but god fucking damn. just. watch it. i cannot do it justice.

#dimension 20 #coffin run #battle for beyond #dnd chaos #barbie d&d #candela obscura

[final-girlboss]

So @sounds-of-some-day and I have been trying to watch as many movies we felt would be nominated at the Oscars this year, and now with the official nomination list, I can't say I'm shocked but I'm definitely disappointed.

If Maestro wins a single Oscar (save for maybe Sound), I'll be incredibly upset. Never seen a more haphazardly slapped together, desperate film before, and I think Bradley Cooper's begging for an Oscar is starting to get incredibly annoying.

Killers of Flower Moon was mid at best, but I wouldn't be upset with it winning Costuming, or with Lily Gladstone winning Best Actress (even if I personally feel Sandra Hüller was the standout actress this year both in Anatomy of a Fall and The Zone of Interest). Shocked to see that Margot Robbie wasn't nominated for Barbie however, she was truly the standout performance in that movie and I really feel like she deserves one at this point (she was previously passed over for I, Tonya, which she truly deserved it for in my opinion).

I truly hope Anatomy of a Fall wins something (Original Screenplay seems to be the most likely), because it was such an incredible film. Past Lives, as well, because it did not go where I thought it would and it was such a breath of fresh air, as well as bringing a unique perspective to the idea of destined lovers. I'll be a little pissed about May December winning, mostly because the producers didn't ask for permission to tell the story of the real person and events their story was based on.

I'm tickled to see Nimona nominated for Animated, even though I know it won't win (not that I'm begrudging Spiderverse or Boy and the Heron for this, they're both incredible movies).

I can see Barbie getting Production Design, and I honestly wouldn't be upset with that at all. Though, knowing the Academy, it's usually the historical pieces that win these categories. If Napoleon wins, I'll be incredibly upset.

If Maestro wins Makeup and Hairstyling, I'll walk into the fucking ocean. That fake nose prosthetic was so bad and distracting and it made Cooper sound incredibly nasal-y and awful. Or maybe he was doing that on purpose to sound deeper and it just sounded like shit instead. Regardless, I think it's the worst pick for this category.

Disheartened by the lack of Metro Boomin in Best Song. The Spiderverse soundtrack was breathtaking, and Metro and the rest of the musicians worked incredibly hard on the incredible songs such as Am I Dreaming and Annihilate. Barbie getting two songs nominated...I understand I'm Just Ken was a funny song with a creative dance number, and the emotion and story of finding yourself in What Was I Made For are both really good, but it should have been one or the other.

TLDR; Oscars stay predictably boring and disappointing.

Side note, in December I was able to watch The Iron Claw; INCREDIBLE movie, I cried at least 4 times while watching it. Not a single nomination. Sorry but Zac Efron's role was far better than Bradley Cooper's shit ass Maestro. Please watch The Iron Claw.

#oscars #film

[dankomanuels]

ok sorry this is so random, but what's the show with guys playing DM and the incredibly funny and charismatic guy whom i've seen in other vids on tumblr is a dm? (purple background on the gifset i've seen you reblog). i've never heard of it and i'm not sure where to look! tia! <3

omg hi it's from something called dimension 20! it's part of a larger media network called dropout that has a ton of really good content (i really love their game show-esque stuff), they either used to be or used to be part of collegehumor. it's a paid subscription service but it's like six dollars a month and tbh with the amount of joy d20 + um, actually (a show where nerds pick out the wrong part of a given sentence about nerd shit), dirty laundry (a show where four people try to guess whose secret is being read aloud while getting progressively drunker, i have actually cried laughing at the linked episode more than once), and game changer (a game show where the game is different every time) bring me it is SUPER worth it.

anyway dimension 20 is a ttrpg show that has different seasons with different plots - my favorite is called a crown of candy and the first ep is on youtube (here!), it's a little silly at first (i think the dm's plot summary is literally "like game of thrones but with food") but watching the participants develop their characters in real time and react to/interact with the worldbuilding is so much fun (and it made me genuinely ugly cry at my desk at one point).

the very funny and charismatic guy is named brennan lee mulligan and truly every video i've seen him in has been delightful. the way his brain works is fascinating and i have never identified more with another human being than watching him explain in GREAT DETAIL the political climate of a mostly-irrelevant location for, and i am not exaggerating, seven minutes while his players just kind of nodded. did they need to know any of that? no. but brennan needed it to make sense to him and they were along for the ride.

(but also emily, siobhan, lou, ally, murph and zac oyama my beloved are very entertaining in their own right and if you end up getting into d20 please message me again and tell me who your fave is because literally any answer is valid.)

#answered #anon #this was a DELIGHTFUL ask to receive @anon let's be friends #also i wish i were kidding about having cry-laughed at that ep of dirty laundry #jacob wysocki i love you we marry in the spring

[ozpins-coffeemug]

Once again I stare at the open document. Once again I imagine @zacs-of-rwby reading my fanfiction. For her I move my ten tiny little fingers and type in some words.

"Phew that's enough for today!" I say as I quickly close the still almost empty document and don't touch it for the next 4 months.

#i am truly sorry zac #lsnlf #the struggle

[caseydoingart]

Casey watches starstuck Odyssey ep to (rapid fire thoughts and feelings)

the intro gets me every time I see it.

Emily just keeps choosing to do things with disadvantage

Em. You can’t just throw that out there. “Did you know I’m programmed to feel better the more I please someone.”

Southern bell em is so good

Oh that little pop ups are so fun. And helpful.

Gunnie medical bills popped up and it sucked all the wind out of my chest. Dear fucking lord. That is so much.

Sid just hitting the glass

Easy sid easy

I just wanted to put it in the gun

Flavours

The putty discussion is so good

These guys are so fucked. Oh lord. Brennan just keeps going. And going and going

These guys are so fucked

Margaret just being like sure I’ll just pay it. Absolutely crazy. Just crazy.

Barry and sid are cute.

Ohh the new music. I like

No squelching fhsnks

HOLD ON HOLD. ZAC’s real character. Oh my lord. alskalskalsk wtf is this

This volume on this ep is hard to hear things sometimes

Ohhhhh. This is interesting. Some fun shit.

I’m so intrigued by this.

 Riva the empath

Oh this alien is like using him as ship. I love it

I have no idea what’s going on here

Oh zac this such so fun

Norman was like so mean.

I love love love whatever this is

Skip. Now that’s fun. So so fun

This is not the route I thought this would go but I’m like so into this.

This interaction is just so fun

Oh boy these guys are in a bad way aren’t they

“That sounds very dangerous”. “Dangerously fun.”

I can’t wait for that to backfire

Margaret is just in a different world while this is going on

Ohh is our girl lucienne rex is my girlboss hero

This whole thing is just crazy.

Ooof marge. Yeah no you’ll be okay hon I think.

Ohhh eve dramatic music. Coming in

I kinda love whatever riva and sid is.

Awe sid. I love her.

Oh Barry. The idea that sometime Barry just screams Barry

Barry. Barry. Barry. That was so good.

Gunnie just tutoring on the side too try and get that cash money.

Oh that was not enough credits.

You’re important. I start crying.

What the fuck Brennan. Is he pissing himself. What is going on. I’m so confused

Am I forgetting to blink.

Right on.

I just love love love the pop ups. Can’t get enough of them.

I was like wow everything is going so good well this episode. This is good. And then I saw there was 40 minutes of the episode left. And now I’m thinking oh no.

Is it the feature i think it is.

Money managing this season.

Oh love Higgs

Oh sid. I’m sorry your the only one honey

Oh boy that so much weight

I like that reddit just exist for some reason.

Skips is so fun. The way we though we’d get a little mean dark character from zac.

Murph when em said the sandwich guy is hot.

Oh no. Oh no.

Is he hot now? If works at a deli then he’s hot

Riva. My naive young friend.

Oh gunnie

And yet life is so precious. There’s only one Barry and one sid left

Oh no this is going so bad. This is going so so bad

PERFUME

This went so badly

Zac just screeching

The way this went so bad but was so unbelievably funny. My lord

Murph is broken. Truly I don’t think I’ve ever seen the table break like this it is so fucking funny.

There was truly no way for that to go well at all.

The way to only ones around to save them are Margaret who’s doing her own thing. And Riva with 10 sandwiches

Marge and the political intrigue side plot. While these goofy motherfuckers are just hanging around.

What the heck is lucienne doing. Truly insane.

De La Vega is so fun

Let’s all just punch this guy

Pass the phone

Oh no oh no. This group has no brain cells at all

Let’s mug this guy.

They did not fix the ship.

Lord that episode was so absolutely ridiculous and funny.

#dimension 20 #d20 #d20 starstruck #starstuck odyssey #a starstruck odyssey #starstuck odyssey spoilers #a star odyssey spoilers #Casey’s rapid fire thoughts

[ampintherain]

I’m Yours:

Charlie Gillespie x Reader

Chapter I

Y/N is Kenny Ortega’s ‘niece’ after going through a rough breakup, Kenny decides to fly her over to stay with him, will her broken heart mend?

(Female Reader, NO SMUT, Romance, Friendship, THIS IS MY FIRST EVER FANFIC/IMAGINE, I hope it’s good, Kenny is lifelong family friend so reader calls him Uncle Kenny. I’m British so the writing is going to be British so like ‘mum’ not ‘mom’ yanno?)

I sighed as I rolled over in my bed, resting my phone on my chest, feeling the warm tears roll slowly down my cheeks before wiping them away, I clear my throat and sit up quickly. He’s not worth your tears Y/N, you’re stronger than this, I tell myself, although, no matter how hard I try I can’t seem to fight off the aching pain in my entire body, it felt like somebody just turned the off switch and my body was slowly shutting down.

I hear my phone ring, glancing over to the lit phone seeing his name, I smiled happily to myself, quickly answering, “Hey stink,” I said lightly, but only getting a deep sigh in return, “Hello...” I trailed off, “Zac, you there?” I laugh,

“I have something I need to tell you” was all he said, I shuffled uncomfortably on my bed, grabbing one of my cushions and placing it on my now crossed legs, I sighed and felt my face twist involuntarily, I’m guessing that Zac took my silence as his cue to continue talking “look, I love you, you know I do right?” I opened my mouth to respond but there was never any time to reply before Zac continued “and we’ve been together for like 3 years” this was true, we started dating at 16 years old, I began to anxiously fiddle with the corner of my cushion,

“Where is this going Zac... what’s up?” I asked nervously, feeling my heart beat faster as I anticipated his response, he sighed deeply, “Zac, just talk to me” I began to feel agitated at his dramatics,

“I cheated...” he mumbled so quietly, I almost didn’t hear it, he coughed slightly before repeating himself “I cheated Y/N, I’m sorry,”

“How many times?” Was all I could muster, I knew Zac and once he can get away with something, he likes to see how far he can push it, “how many times Zac?” I questioned further, as he continued to stay silent

“Um.. well it’s not really how many times, it’s more like- how, how long...” he trailed off, I could physically feel my heart shattering as he started to talk once more “it’s been um, 13 months” he finished,

“13 MONTHS” I screamed down the phone, I gave myself a few seconds to calm myself down before continuing “you’re telling me... Zachary, you’re telling me that for 13 months you have been in another relationship? Kissing another girl? Loving her... taking her on dates...” I felt my voice crack, I coughed quickly to hide it, “who is she?” I questioned, hearing nothing but a sniffle on the other side of the line, I felt myself anger, “you better not be crying Zac, you don’t get to be upset right now! Who is she?”

“It’s.. it’s Quinn” he replied, voice cracking and hoarse,

“Quinn... Quinn my best friend Quinn?” I swallowed thickly, “I- I can’t believe this, all I ever did was love you... that was all I ever did, I just don’t understand what went wrong” I mumbled,

“You didn’t do anything, it’s just- she, she just brought me in, I love her” Zac replied,

“Well you could’ve been a decent person and left me instead of staying... and making me believe that you truly loved me” I sniffed, I heard Zac cry on the other side of the line, “no, you don’t get to cry Zac, you do not get to cry right now, you’re the one who’s done this, you’re the one who messed me around, you don’t get to be sad”

“How can I not be sad, I love you!” He screamed back to me, I shook my head and laughed,

“Clearly you don’t, I’m not sticking around Zac, you can’t keep me around when you’re with Quinn” I hung up the phone abruptly and let out all the emotions I was previously hiding, I crumbled, my hands began to shake as the tears continued to stream down my face, I stuffed my face into my pillow and screamed repeatedly, until my throat felt tight, I closed my eyes and buried myself deep into my covers, letting sleep consume me.

I replayed last nights events over and over in my head, my phone rang through my ears whilst I groaned, covering my ears with the ends of my pillows, as the phone continued to ring, the feeling of my phone vibrating on my chest was beginning to aggravate me, I groaned and sit up looking down at my lit up screen, seeing the name ‘Uncle Kenneth 🕺🏼’ I half-smiled before answering,

“Hey Uncle Kenny” I sighed, placing my head gently against my headboard, I heard Kenny sigh back at me dramatically which made me laugh,

“I heard that my favourite niece has had her heart broken, and I am here to cheer that wonderful niece of mine up” he said, I could hear his smile through the phone, “and before you say anything, I know you are about to say ‘well Uncle Kenny, that’s hard to do when you’re so far’ blah blah blah” he imitated me, causing me to stifle a short laugh,

“Well... would I be wrong to say that? No, you’re in Vancouver... I’m in California, it wouldn’t be that difficult if you were here but you’re not” I mumbled, fiddling with my bottom lip absentmindedly,

“Well that is where you’re wrong my darling, I’ve been wondering, what if I fly you over to Vancouver and you stay with me for a while?” Kenny asked, “I know you won’t want to be around your mum all the time, she’ll question you too much and it’ll break your heart every time” he continued,

“Uncle Kenny, that sounds amazing” I smiled, feeling a weight come off of me that I didn’t even realise I had, “when do you want me to fly over?”

“I’ve booked the tickets for tomorrow, I’ll pick you up from the airport and we’ll head to boot camp together, I hope you’ll be alright with just coming with me to work? Maybe you could help me direct, I know you’re good at it” he said proudly as I shared my passion of Performing Arts with Kenny as he taught me all he knew from a young age.

“Uncle Kenny, I would love that! I’ll see you tomorrow” I smiled, he bid me farewell and hung up the phone, I turned to my wardrobe and searched for my largest suitcase before turning and packing it with everything I needed.

Hopefully my aching heart would heal once I was with my Uncle Kenny, he always knew how to cheer me up, he and I have always been so close, he got me more than my own mother, she always thought that singing, acting and dancing was a waste of time, she didn’t support me going to college to study musical theatre, she didn’t support me trying to get into the business, of course Kenny offered to help me and I refused, wanting to do everything on my own, but maybe it wouldn’t hurt to have some help from Uncle Kenny and I’ve really missed him.

♡︎𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔♡︎

#charlie gillespie x reader #charlie gillespie imagines #luke julie and the phantoms imagine #luke patterson imagine #Charlie Gillespie #imagines #fanfic #reader #song #Charlie #luke patterson #julie and the phantoms #Spotify

[allthingsfangirl101]

*Enemies?–Zac Efron

Masterlist

Warnings: rough sex, baby girl/daddy kink, protected sex, language

"Chase," I stuttered. "What. . . What are you doing here?"

"There's something I have to tell you," Zac recited his lines, slightly out of breath as directed.

I looked up at him, nervously biting my bottom lip. I wrapped my arms around myself and stuttered my line, "Look, I don't think this is a good time. I mean. . ."

"I know," he sighed. "I know that you and Mike are pretty serious."

"Serious?" I repeated. I cleared my throat before adding, "Chase, Mike proposed to me last night."

Zac's eyes widened as they filled with tears. "Oh," he said under his breath. He cleared his throat as he rolled his shoulders. "Then I really have to talk to you."

"Chase," I sighed. "I know what you're going to say, okay? You think Mike and I. . ."

"I'm in love with you," he cut me off. I widened my eyes, my arms slowly dropping back to my sides.

"What?" I stuttered.

Zac chuckled as he took a hesitant step towards me. I watched as he debated before finally reaching forward and grabbing my hands, intertwining our fingers.

"I'm in love with you," he whispered as he took another step towards me. "I've always been in love with you, Annie. Ever since we were kids, I've been madly in love with you."

I opened and closed my mouth, pretending to struggle to find the right words. "What. . . Then why. . . Why didn't you ever tell me?"

"Because I was a wimp," he sighed, letting go of my hands and running his fingers through his hair. "Annie, I know this isn't a good time. I mean, Mike just proposed. But I had to tell you. I had to get it off my chest. I know that it may be the worst time to tell you and I should've told you years ago I just. . ."

I cut him off by grabbing his face and pressing my lips to his. Zac instantly started kissing me back as he wrapped his arms around my waist. Our lips moved in sync as we held each other.

I internally groaned as I waited for Zac's character to break the kiss. When he finally did, he leaned his forehead against mine.

"What. . . I thought. . . I don't understand, Annie," he whispered.

I leaned back, nervously chewing on my bottom lip. I scanned his eyes, hesitating to say my line. When I finally spoke up, I smiled.

"I love you too," I said with a nervous chuckle.

"What about Mike?" Zac asked, studying me.

I sighed as I looked down and grabbed his hands, intertwining our fingers. I hesitated, not looking up at him.

"The truth is," I whispered before finally looking up at him. "The truth is I never truly loved him. I was just. . . I was forcing myself to be with someone else so I could forget about you. I've been in love with you since we were kids."

Zac laughed as he gently grabbed my face and pressed his lips to mine. I giggled into the kiss as our lips moved in sync. Zac walked us back into the fake apartment without breaking the kiss. We continued to make out as he kicked the door shut behind us, separating us from the camera.

"Cut!" We heard Robert yell.

We each groaned as we broke the kiss, glaring at each other. I rolled my eyes as I turned on my heel and started walking away. Before I could head to my trailer, Robert stopped me.

"That was great, you two," he chuckled as he stood in front of us. "You two have the perfect chemistry on camera."

"If only we had that in-person," Zac mumbled. I sighed as he walked away.

"Will you two ever bury the hatchet?" Robert teased.

"I can honestly tell you that I have no idea," I sighed.

"I don't get why you guys seem to hate each other so much," Robert mumbled. "When I first told Zac that you were working with us, he seemed pretty excited. He kept saying how talented you are and how amazing you were to work with. You two should really try and get over whatever this is between you."

I sighed as he walked away. I looked over at Zac's trailer, not sure what to think about this sudden insight about our feud.

Zac Efron is the most irritating, egotistical, stubborn, selfish actor I have ever met. Sure, he was talented and people loved him. But I'm not "people". Sadly, I am the one actress that everyone seems to want Zac to be with. We've done a few movies together and people have gone crazy about us. It doesn't matter how much we hate each other. That just makes fans want us together more.

Sadly, we can't stand each other.

We were amazing together on screen but in person, we hated each other with every fiber of our beings.

                       * * * * *

I walked into the bar that our movie rented for our wrap-up party, glancing around the room. I grabbed a glass of champagne that a waiter brought to me.

"You came."

I turned around to see Zac walking towards me with a beer in his hand. I sighed as I took another drink of my champagne before responding.

"Why are you so surprised? Not used to women coming?"

He rolled his eyes at my teasing comment. I cleared my throat, Robert's words from the other day popping back into my head. I felt my cheeks burn as he stared at me.

"Are you okay?" He asked, his voice changing. His eyes softened as he scanned me.

"I'm fine," I cleared my throat. I drank the rest of my champagne, avoiding his questioning gaze.

"Sure you are," he chuckled. "Come on. Let's get you something to drink. You clearly need another one."

The rest of the night, we drank and drank. I looked over as Zac ordered us another drink at the bar.

"You and Zac seem to be getting chummy," Crystal, our PA, teased.

"I don't know what's going on with him," I sighed. "Usually, at a party like this, Zac would've completely ignored me. He would've made one snarky comment and then focused all his energy on some assistant or background actress. He never would've stuck around, drinking with me all night."

"I've been telling you this for years," she giggled. "Zac likes you."

"Crystal," I sighed. "Zac does not like me. He hates me and is pretty terrible at pretending he doesn't."

"Or," she elongated, "is he terrible on purpose so you don't know that he actually likes you."

"What is this? Eighth grade?" I scoffed.

She just laughed as she jokingly pushed me. We stopped laughing as Zac walked back over with two beers in his hands.

"Oh, hey, Crystal. I didn't know you were joining us," Zac said as he looked between the two of us. "Can I get you something to drink?"

"No thanks," she said, sending me a knowing look. "I was just saying hi. So, hi."

"Hi," Zac laughed. Crystal sent me a wink before turning on her heel and walking away. "Bye?" He shrugged, glancing over at me.

"Why are you being nice to me?" I blurted out.

"What?" He laughed.

"I just. . . Nevermind." I tried to walk away but he grabbed my arm, stopping me. I gasped as he pulled me into his chest.

"Ask your question again," he whispered, his voice giving me chills.

"Why are you being nice to me?" I said under my breath. He leaned in, his face inches from mine. I held my breath as I waited to see what was going to happen.

"Maybe. . ." I whispered. "Maybe this is just the booze we've been drinking all night but. . ."

"But what?" He asked under his breath.

"Kiss me."

I only had to ask once.

                       * * * * *

Our lips moved hungrily in sync as we stumbled into Zac's room. The second the bedroom door closed, Zac grabbed my shirt and pulled it over my head. I smirked as I grabbed his shirt and pulled it off of him.

Zac bit his lip as his eyes shifted down to my almost-bare chest. He let out a soft growl before grabbing my waist and pulling him into his chest. I gasped as he roughly pressed his lips to mine.

As our lips moved in sync, I reached down and undid his jeans. He growled against my lips as he ripped them off. I gasped, breaking the kiss as he picked me up and practically threw me onto the bed.

He reached down and grabbed my leggings, roughly yanking them off. As he tossed them to the side, I sat up on my elbows with a smirk on my lips. I laid there as he stood at the end of the bed, scanning my body.

I took a shaky breath as he slowly crawled onto the bed, kneeling with his knees on the outside of my legs. His dark, lustful eyes stared through me as he scanned my half-naked body.

"Finish," he said through his teeth.

"What?" I asked, barely audible.

"Finish undressing," he chuckled darkly.

I smirked as I slowly slid my underwear down my legs. When I got to where he was still straddling me, he grabbed them and finished pulling them off. After he tossed them behind him, he put his hands on my knees and slowly dragged his hands up my thighs.

"You're not done," he said through his teeth as his eyes never left my legs.

"What about you?" I teased. He let out a deep-throated growl as he slowly looked up at me.

"You first," he said through his teeth.

"Yes, daddy"

He moaned as I used a name I've never used in bed before. The second those two small words left my lips, Zac's eyes filled with lust. He growled as he squeezed his hands that were right above my knees. He pulled my thighs apart and leaned down, starting to nibble on my inner thigh.

I moaned as his lips went up my leg. "Say that again," he moaned against my skin. "All. Night. Long."

"Yes, daddy," I moaned as his tongue explored a very sensitive spot. I tilted my head back as he slipped his tongue between my folds.

"Holy shit!" I moaned. I let out a shaky breath as he pulled away. He smirked down at me as he licked his lips.

"Plenty more where that came from, baby girl." His eyes drifted down to my chest, a disappointed growl leaving his lips. "What did I say?"

"Sorry, daddy," I said quickly as I sat up and reached behind me. I unhooked my bra and tossed it to the side.

Zac smirked, his eyes darkening even more as his eyes landed on my bare chest. "Perfect," he moaned through his teeth. "Just like I knew you would be."

I bit my lip as he slipped his fingers into the waistband of his boxers. I held back a moan as they quickly dropped, revealing himself to me.

"Fuck," I moaned as I imagined that going into me.

"Fuck you," he moaned as he slowly crawled over me.

I laid down and watched as he hovered over me. I could barely control my breathing as his hands pressed to the mattress by my head, his knees on the outside of my legs, and his chest inches from mine.

"I'm going to make you so weak you can barely call out my name in pleasure," he said through his teeth, causing goosebumps to spread all over my body.

"Well," I chuckled as I reached my hands up, pressing them to his chest. I roughly dragged them up his chest, squeezing them around his pecks. He groaned as I used my thumbs to play with his nipples.

"If that's what you're going to do to me, then I am just going to have to be rougher on you."

"What are you going to do to me? Please, baby. Tell me." he begged.

I arched my back, bringing my lips so they were inches from his as I whispered, "I'm going to make you use muscles you've never used before. The only reason we stop tonight is because your dick can't handle me."

Zac moaned loudly as he roughly pressed his lips to mine. Our lips instantly started moving in sync as Zac started grinding his body against mine.

Without breaking the kiss, Zac leaned over and grabbed something from his nightstand. I smirked against his lips as I heard the condom wrapper being torn off.

"Someone's eager," I said, breaking the kiss. I looked down and laughed when I saw he was still struggling.

"Let's just say," he said through his teeth, "I've been wanting this for a long time."

Before I could ask what he meant, he pressed his lips to mine. I sighed as I started kissing him back. Zac swiped his tongue across my bottom lip, asking for access. The second I gave it to him, he started exploring every inch of my mouth that he could reach.

Zac roughly broke the kiss and started kissing my neck. I moaned as he easily found my sweet spot, spending a lot of time there. I gasped as Zac got so focused on biting my earlobe, he dropped the unused condom on my stomach.

"Sorry, baby girl," he moaned directly into my ear. "Would you mind slipping that on for me?"

"Sure it'll fit?" I teased. I gasped as he roughly pulled his teeth away from my neck. He leaned up, staring darkly into my eyes.

"I assure you, baby girl," he said through his teeth, "it'll fit."

I got chills from the way he was looking at me. I stared deeply into his eyes as I reached down and grabbed the condom off my stomach. I finished removing the wrapper as Zac eagerly chewed on his bottom lip, waiting for me to hurry. I finally broke our eye contact as I looked down and slipped the condom onto his hardened member.

He groaned, tilting his head back as I snapped it onto him. I barely had enough time to move my hands from between us before he leaned down and pressed himself into me.

I arched my back as he thrust himself into me, stretching my walls around him. He echoed my moans as his movements got sharper and rougher.

When I needed more, I ran my fingers through his hair and roughly brought his lips to mine. I felt Zac smirk as our lips started moving in sync. Our lips moved desperately in sync as our bodies continued to move in perfect sync.

"Holy shit, daddy," I moaned.

"Damn, baby girl," he moaned into my ear. I closed my eyes, focusing on the feeling of him pushing in and out of me.

"Fuck," I gasped as he pressed teasingly against my g-spot. He chuckled as he intensified his movements.

"I hate that you're so good at this," I moaned as he continued thrusting into me.

I arched my back, sucking in a breath when I heard Zac moan. I opened my eyes to see him watching my chest heave up and down with each breath I took.

"I hate what you do to me," he said through his teeth. "And all without realizing it."

I sucked in a breath as he pushed himself rougher into me. I moaned loudly as he pressed himself firmly against my g-spot. Before I had a chance to enjoy the feeling, he pushed out of me.

I roughly rolled us over, me now hovering over him. He smirked as he glanced down at my bare chest, my boobs bouncing as I breathed heavily. He bit his lip, his hands massaging my hips.

"What are you doing, baby girl?" He asked through his moans.

"I'm taking control," I said innocently. "You didn't think you'd get all the fun, did you, daddy?"

"Fuck no," he moaned.

I cut off his moan as I brought my hips roughly down to his, forcing him to slip into me. He leaned his head further into the pillow and closed his eyes as I rode him.

"Damn. Holy shit. Fuck, baby girl," he moaned loudly between shaky breaths. "Why the fuck didn't we start this sooner?"

"You tell me," I said through my grunts. Zac finally opened his eyes, them filling with lust as he saw me on top of him.

"Because we were fucking idiots," he moaned through his teeth. I looked down and watched his face as I continued to rock my hips against his.

"That's it, baby girl," he moaned as he lifted his hips closer to mine. He gasped as I pushed him back down.

"It's my turn, baby," I said as I dug my nails into his chest. He moaned as he tilted his head back.

"Then don't stop."

His room filled with our moans and grunts. The longer I was on top, the darker the lust in his eyes burned. I gasped as he rolled us over, switching our positions.

"What are. . ." I tried to ask.

Instead of answering my stuttered question, Zac pushed himself roughly into me. I closed my eyes and arched my back, lifting my hips closer to him. This time when he took control, he was rougher.

It felt. . . Different. Before I could start overthinking this, Zac pushed himself firmly against my g-spot.

"There it is," he said through his teeth. I took a shaky breath as he continued to press up against that same spot, slowly pushing me over the edge.

Zac and I let out loud moans as we released in sync. He rolled off of me, both of us struggling to catch our breaths. My thoughts bounced around my head, trying to understand why we did what we just did.

I lost track of how much over-thinking I did until I heard the soft snores coming from Zac. I looked over, my heart jumping into my throat. I wasn't sure if it was butterflies or nerves. Whichever it was, I was sure it would lead to heartbreak.

                       * * * * *

The next morning, the sun shining through the window woke me up. I sat up and looked down at Zac sleeping on his stomach. My cheeks burned red when I saw the nail marks I left on his back last night. The feeling of him on top of me was unlike any feeling I've ever had. I quickly shook that thought away as I remembered that we hated each other.

I slowly got out of bed, not wanting to wake him up. I searched for my clothes and started to get dressed. I had just slipped on my underwear and was about to put on my pants when I heard Zac groan.

"Where are you going?" He mumbled sleepily. I bit my lip as I looked over my shoulder at him.

"I'm leaving."

"Why?" He chuckled as he sat up. I quickly looked away when the blanket fell, almost exposing him. "You don't like morning sex?"

His laughter stopped when he saw me stop moving. "Hey," he said, his voice soft. "You okay?"

"What happened last night?"

"Well," he said, clearing his throat as he laughed, "we had a little too much to drink, and that led to a night of very intense and very hot sex."

"No," I said, cutting him off as I turned around. I tried to ignore it when he stood up, fully naked. "I meant. . . I thought you hated me. And unless you are really good at disconnecting feelings when you get a girl in bed, last night seemed like you. . . Like you actually. . ."

Zac chuckled as he walked over to me, slowly grabbed my wrist, and pulled me into his chest. I bit my lip as he lifted my arms and wrapped them around his neck. He wrapped his arms around my waist, pulling me even closer. I held in a moan when I felt his member press against my bare thigh.

"What makes you think I hate you?" He asked, his voice under his breath.

"I don't know," I stuttered. "We just. . . We never seem to get along. We always fight. We play nice on camera but as soon as that stops, we go back to fighting and wanting to tear each other's throats out. And I. . ."

Zac cut me off as he pressed his lips to mine. I hesitated before finally giving in and kissing him back. When I started moving my lips against his, he tightened his arms around me.

Compared to every kiss we shared last night, this one was softer, slower, and sweeter. It meant something.

He broke the kiss and leaned his forehead against mine. I smiled as he rubbed his nose against mine. When he leaned back, I looked up at him.

"I have never hated you, Y/N," he whispered as he tucked a piece of hair behind my ear.

"Really?" I stuttered.

"Of course, really." He laughed, slightly shaking his head. "Y/N, I know it may seem like I don't care about you, but that's not true. It's never been true."

"Then why did we act like we did?"

"I don't know," he laughed.

He grabbed my hand and led me over to the end of my bed. He sat me down, before turning around and finding his boxers. I bit my lip and looked away as he slipped them on. The second he sat down next to me, he reached over and intertwined our hands.

"I hope you know," Zac started, "I never hated you. In fact, it's quite the opposite."

"What do you mean?" I stuttered, looking up from our hands to see Zac looking at me in a way he has never looked at me before.

"I'm in love with you, Y/N," Zac confessed.

My heart jumped into my throat. I studied his face, trying to figure out if he was telling me the truth.

"You don't have to keep studying me," he chuckled. "I'm telling you the truth, Y/N. I've been in love with you since we first met."

I grabbed his face and pressed his lips to mine. I felt him smile as our lips moved in sync. He wrapped his arms around me, slowly laying us back down without breaking the kiss.

He broke the kiss, his face inches from mine. "See?" He whispered. "I do love you. I would never lie to you about that. Hell, I'll never lie to you about anything."

"I love you too," I finally confessed to myself and to him.

As soon as those words left my lips, he smiled. Not his cocky smile, but not his actor smile either. It was his genuine smile.

I giggled as he leaned down and started kissing everywhere on my face but my lips. When he was done kissing random spots on my face, he pressed his lips to mine. I smiled as I instantly started kissing him back.

He broke the kiss and leaned his forehead against mine. "Y/N?" He whispered my name.

"Yes?"

"Can I take you on a date?"

"I'd like that."

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Rewrite the Stars - Sansberyn

for vampireacademy96 1,627 words Rated T Rewrite the Stars - Zendaya & Zac Efron

A/n: Canon era, but that’s the only thing that’s canon here

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Oberyn laughed and it tugged at Sansa’s heart.

She did what she’d promised herself she wouldn’t... she turned and caught his eye across the dining hall and she wished she could just hold his gaze for the rest of her life instead of what she knew she had to do.

Duty often got in the way of happiness. The only way to have both was to be happy in one’s duty. Sansa didn’t know if she had it in her.

She inhaled as his dark eyes bore into hers, and she was the first to look away. To excuse herself, nodding to her mother as she turned to leave.

Her betrothed would be here within the hour. She should go prepare herself to meet him.

Tears caught in her throat as she broke into a run the second she’d entered the corridor.

“Sansa!”

He called out her name and she knew she shouldn’t turn, but she didn’t care. She did anyway and waited for him.

Oberyn’s hands encircled her waist and he pulled her into an alcove, his lips on hers in an instant. Hot, wet, and never demanding, kissing Oberyn was heaven itself.

“Run away with me,” he murmured, pleaded. “Come with me to Dorne. They won’t find you. They won’t find us...”

“If I do, Stannis could assassinate my brother...”

“That’s your brother’s fault, not yours.”

“My mum would try to marry Arya off.”

“Why does this fall to you, darling?” he asked, kissing her again and making her want to press her skin against his skin. More than it already was. She wanted to strip off his tunic and run her hands over his chest. To find the source of his warmth and curl up there forever. To occupy the same space as he did.

“Because, I’m the oldest daughter,” she said sadly. “I will marry Stannis and bear his children...”

“No,” Oberyn murmured. “Marry me. Bear my children. We’d have a nice wedding in Dorne. I’d plant a godswood for you.”

“In Dorne?” she asked, smiling.

“I’d do anything to marry you, Sansa Stark.”

She knew he would. His desperation was sincere and matched only by her own. She wanted so badly to go with him, but duty eschewed all other in her life. She was a Stark. And she owed this to her brother. To her family.

“I’m sorry,” she said softly. “You know why I cannot, don’t you? If it was my choice, I’d be with you in Dorne...”

He looked pained and pressed his forehead to hers. “You’re too good for this world, Sansa.”

She sighed and kissed his lips again, tearing herself from his arms and trying not to cry as she left him there in the corridor on the way to her chambers.

When Stannis arrived, her mother came to fetch her, and Sansa didn’t meet her eye line as she was led into one of the solars.

“I know you’re upset...” Catelyn began.

“That doesn’t begin to explain my feelings,” Sansa replied coldly. “The only reason I do this is for Robb. I don’t do this for you or your happiness, or your peace of mind. I do this so my brother won’t be in danger. You are keeping me from my happiness.”

“Sansa. Find happiness in your duty, love.”

Her mother sounded as desperate as Oberyn had. In a different way, of course. And Sansa knew from where her desperation stemmed. But she still did not relish her status as a pawn.

“Only if you can truthfully tell me you find happiness in yours,” she replied, looking at her mother for the first time. Her father was dead. Her mother, a grieving widow and a frightened mother forced to trade one child’s happiness for another’s life. If she could find a glimmer of light in this darkness, Sansa would attempt to as well. But when she gazed into her mother’s eyes, she saw nothing but resignation.

And so she resigned herself as well.

“I’m sorry, Sansa... I truly am.”

“I believe you,” she whispered, placing her hand upon the door and pulling it open.

Stannis was standing by a window and he barely seemed to notice when she arrived.

Her handmaid remained as a chaperone, sewing something in the chair in the corner. Catelyn made her introductions and greetings, before leaving them.

Sansa forced herself to stand tall and meet Stannis’s face. It wasn’t such a horrible face. He was actually quite handsome. And Oberyn was quite a bit older than she was, so the age difference wasn’t what bothered her.

It was just...

He wasn’t Oberyn. And looking at him only solidified that fact.

But he was a good man. She’d be treated well.

It was the best she could hope for in this situation.

She smiled, and Stannis chuckled warmly, shaking his head and turning back to the window. “You really are one of the good ones, aren’t you, Sansa? You’re good at doing what you’re told without a thought for yourself.”

“I...” she trailed off, unsure what he was talking about. “Your Highness, I’m unsure what---“

“I don’t wish to marry you, Sansa Stark. Not for lack of desire or the fact that you’d not make me a proper wife. I whole-heartedly believe you’d be a lovely wife. You’d be a good mother to Shireen. You’d be good to me and any future children we have would be in line for the throne, but...” He shook his head. “I have no wish to marry for political reasons ever again. If I wed again, it would have to be a love match. And we wouldn’t be a love match. How could we be?”

Sansa felt like whatever was restricting her heart had loosened and she could finally breathe. “What do you...”

“You marry your Dornish Prince, my lady,” he said, bowing low. “Make your love match and don’t let your mother use you as a pawn.”

“You know about...”

“Oberyn Martell? The Red Viper? Indeed. My scouts told me to have him killed so he wouldn’t be tempted to kill for stealing his paramour directly from his arms.” He smiled. “Not to worry, I know you’ve not been ruined. I’ll pass along to your mother how beneficial a match between the throne and Dorne would be.”

“She won’t listen,” Sansa said. “She believes you will kill Robb if she doesn’t offer you...”

“Her oldest daughter?” he laughed. “I don’t want the throne. Not after everything that’s happened. It killed my idiot brother. It almost made me do the unthinkable... it’s better that it goes to a Northman. Perhaps your brother has the right head on his shoulders and the constitution for ruling from it.”

“He’s actually going to have it melted down and make his own...” Sansa said softly.

“Good man. That’s a good choice.” Stannis nodded. “Now go. I’ll tell your mother about my plans.”

“Thank you,” she said, bowing so low her knees ached before leaving and bidding her maid leave her side as she ran through the castle to the courtyard where she knew she’d find Oberyn.

It was dark, and he was kneeling in the circle of moonlight that was cast upon the centre of the grounds. And When he looked up to see her standing there, he swore softly, and she ran into his arms. “Stannis told me to marry you,” she said softly, leaning up. “And I don’t wish to wait. We should go now. And be married on the ship back to Dorne.”

“Darling,” he breathed, combing his fingers through her hair as he kissed her soundly. “What about your mother and your brother?”

“Stannis won’t try to take the throne. I’m not beholden to him or anyone... I want you, Oberyn.”

He kissed her again. “I will take you if that’s what you wish. Don’t you want to say goodbye to your family?”

“Robb... yes...” she said, pulling back, but keeping his hand in hers. “Come. Let’s go see him now.”

She needn’t have worried at all. When they arrived in the throne room, Robb seemed to be expecting them. He was smiling when she approached to inform him of her decision.

“I wish I had your propensity for knowing what you want and how to achieve it, Sansa. I see you’ve procured yourself not only a love match but a useful one as well?” he asked, taking one look at Oberyn and seeming to know all already.

Sansa frowned. Not that her brother wasn’t astute and intelligent, but generally speaking, he wasn’t.

He explained immediately. “Stannis already spoke with me and Mother, and I, for one, couldn’t be happier. You have my blessing. If you wish to marry here, you are of course allowed. I’ll bless your union and give you away if you choose to marry here..”

Sansa breathed easier, releasing Oberyn’s hand to throw her arms around her brother. “Oh, Robb... thank you,” she whispered. He squeezed her tightly before releasing her once more. He extended his hand to Oberyn, who shook it.

“I thank you, Your Majesty, for your blessing.”

“And I thank you, Your Highness. For being someone worthy of my sister’s affections.” He turned back to Sansa. “Now, when would you like the ceremony to occur?” Robb asked.

“As soon as one can be arranged,” Sansa said. “I don’t wish to remain unmarried for longer than I have to...”

Oberyn slipped his arm around her waist, pulling her close to his side. He could do so now that they were engaged.

Sansa brushed her fingertips over the back of his hand. It was almost surreal.

Oberyn would have his fiery princess.

And she’d have her prince.

Sansa’s duty was fulfilled. She was free to see to her happiness. And Oberyn’s.

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The Royal Report– A Crown of Candy Ep 14 Encounter in the Ice Cream Temple

We All Scream

We return to the Ice Cream Temple after the absolute bombshell that the SPF engineered Jet’s death as a way to get the Candians to her lair and gear up for the fight that that revelation obviously triggered. We get a better idea of the battlefield with the amazing Rick Perry set--like even by his standards it’s amazing, fog is involved. The party is on a ledge on one side of the room and there are huge levitating Popsicles and ice cream cones between them and a massive tower of frozen desserts which has the chocolate egg stuck in it in a little alcove.

As the fight begins, the SPF quickly cycles through all her glamours before revealing her true form, a huge, blue/purple, many-faced, many-winged, angelic type being--but angel in the, “We’re saying ‘be not afraid’ not as a formality but because we know we look scary,” sense. And with a Nat 20 initiative she goes to cast something in a cone that would have hit everyone for 8d8 damage but Rina dispels it with a clutch 5th level Counterspell (rolling exactly the DC without even adding her mod), absolutely foiling Brennan. In celebration, she finally puts the crown on Amethar tossed to her a couple of eps back.

Cumulus does some crazy monk movement to jump all the way across to the alcove with the egg. Unfortunately, the SPF immediately uses a legendary action to hit him with with a Ray of Frost for 27 damage and then gets a lair action to skewer him with an icicle, fully dropping him to death saves. The one small mercy is that Cumulus falls towards the egg, not into the mist.

Liam takes some shots at the SPF, and learns that she has both a really high AC and some kind of Mirror Image spell going to take some of her hits. He also eats the Peppermint Heart Seed the SPF returned to them, hoping it will give him flight like it did to Preston (almost jumping off the ledge to test it) but Brennan rolls on the Wild Magic Table and it instead makes the entire party Invisible. 

Ruby (at Brennan’s mischievous suggestion) jumps off the edge so she’ll be in range to use Mage Hand, ties it to the end of the rope to the closest floating Popsicles (the orange one), and hangs on. In the distance, she can hear her aunts cheering for her. The SPF blasts her with some cold damage, insisting she just wants to take her somewhere safe but Ruby is having none of that.

Amethar throws some javelins which just gets rid of some of the illusions. The SPF does some more damage to Ruby.

Theo, student of Lazuli, realizes that the SPF is like a dragon sitting atop all this magical treasure but she’s not the source of the magic per se and they should be able to get the floating Popsicles to move at their command. He tells everyone and then holds his turn to see if Rina does anything crazy. Rina Thundersteps herself and Theo to the Popsicle Ruby is hanging onto and uses Winterscoop like an oar to try and move it (DC 10 Wis check w/ advantage--Brennan’s one small mercy). She gets it and yells to her guys to jump onto the other Popsicle (the red one) but they aren’t able to move it. With the rest of his held turn, Theo cast Protection From Evil and Good on Rina. 

The SPF tries to blast Rina’s group with another cone attack but Rina stops it cold (ha) with another Counterspell, viably breaking Brennan.

Cumulus fails a death save. Theo takes some cold damage which he lessens with Absorb Elements. Then the SPF casts a spell on Ruby, entering her mind and saying, “You came to me in the glade. Wherever you go, I go.” And she hears a scream from Jet as the SPF begins stitching her own shadow to Ruby. (Spooky, hate that!)

Liam jumps on the red Popsicle and attacks the SPF again, getting rid of the last of her protective illusion.

Ruby swings up to where Cumulus and the egg is. She the rope to Cumulus and pushes him off the edge (Zac’s Face: *Immediate Concern*) so they can pull him up and help him. She also does an Insight check on the egg and feels that the outside is cold but there’s a deep rumbling from within.    

Amethar jumps onto the red Popsicle and is finally able to move it. He gets closer to the SPF to throw some javelins and gets a hit this time but, unfortunately, as the SPF is hit, an identical wound dealing half damage appears on Ruby. Ruby yells this info to everyone else.

Theo again delays his action to wait for Rina to act. Rina Healing Word’s Cumulus both because he’s down and to boost her movement by ten (she gets that free 10 feet of Fly when she casts a spell) and she uses that movement to get within range of the egg and cast Bonfire (a cantrip) on the egg (Ruby insisting she could have done it without help). Brennan, womped thrice, needs a 12 or higher on 2d8 to damage the egg. Rina gets a 13 on the dice without having to even do any Sorcery shenanigans. 

The egg cracks, releasing hot steam, the smell of cinnamon and the most ADORABLE baby dragon that imprints on Rina immediately. Rina coos that she finally has a family.”

“That is mine,” the SPF says.

“Not anymore,” Rina replies. 

Ruby’s Big Day

Jon Bon nails the SPF with a throwing ax, doing half damage to Ruby again.

The SPF does a ton of damage to the red Popsicle peeps and Swifty and Gooey look ROUGH.

Cumulus (after determining that the SPF connection with Ruby will fade soon) jumps and grapples the SPF, doing a successful Stunning Strike, but the SPF uses a legendary resistance to come out of stun and then attacks him, paralyzing him and leaving him to fall.

Ruby tries to figure out if she can do something and Rina says if she trusts her and holds her action, she can do something to help. But it’s not necessary because, on his turn, Liam hits the SPF with a crossbow bolt (Ruby takes no damage as the connection has faded) and then moves the Popsicle under where Cumulus is going to land. The SPF hits Liam for 25 points of damage, taking him down to 9. 

Even though she doesn’t need it to save Cumulus anymore, Ruby still delays her turn to get movement help from Rina (reluctantly). Amethar catches Cumulus out of the air before he hits the Popsicle and then does almost 50 points of damage to the SPF with Payment Day now that he’s in melee range. 

Theo moves the orange Popsicle closer to where the action is happening, Misty Steps to the floating ice cream cone between his Popsicle and the other one, then tries to boomerang his sword to hit the SPF, but it doesn’t hit. 

Rina (slipping into a very Fig manner of speech for a second) asks Ruby, “You wanna go for a ride?” Ruby accepts and Rina (after telling Cinnamon--the newly christened dragon--to fly over to her when he has a chance) Thundersteps herself and Ruby over to the very crowded orange Popsicle with the SPF. She also casts Create Bonfire on the SPF which does double damage--24.

And Ruby decides to take her held turn.

She casts Green Flame Blade on Flickerish--Jet’s sword--and says, “For Jet, bitch.” 

Yak flies over to give her advantage (and make this as cinematic as possible).

Nat 20 bay-bee!

So she’s getting extra dice from Green Flame Blade, Rogue Sneak Attack, Flickerish’s Superiority Dice, and the Nat 20. Siobhan is rolling a DM number of dice here and you truly love to see it. 

Brennan, sensing that, writes a number on a folded piece of paper and hands it to her. The amount of HP the SPF has left. Then he has her roll in the Box of Doom. She lets those colorful dice fly and counts them up--while Brennan looks on with increasing consternation in the background.   

59.

She opens the piece of paper.  

52!

Ruby lands graceful, balancing with her circus training, shadow of Jet being cast tall on the wall of the cavern.

“Can’t you come home with me?” asks the SPF.

“Why don’t you come home with me?”

Ruby thrusts the sword forward and the SPF (who Brennan says was literally just about to use her 9th level spell slot to cast Wish and restore all her HP) is no more. 

Cold Shoulder

Fight over, the mist begins to clear. They see the floor of the cavern is just magical items on magical items and Swifty is stoked as hell. The magic of this place goes from painfully freezing cold and sickly sweet to the good kind of crisp cold and welcoming availability.  

Ruby in her ear hears 4 voices:

“Proud of you, kid.”

“You make it look effortless. I am so proud.”

“Sweetheart, I don’t know where we’re going next. It was nice to be here, but we’re gonna go somewhere we don’t know, but we’re gonna go there together.”

“I was fourth in line and I didn’t know that we were all gonna say something. They didn’t tell me.”

“Look after her please,” Ruby says.

“I wouldn’t dream of doing anything else.”  

Then she feels the embrace of her shadow and it returns to its place.

(“I love you so much. I’m sorry I couldn’t save you.”) 

Rina says to Ruby that she could have finished off the SPF herself but she wanted to let her have the killing blow because it clearly meant a lot to her. She doesn’t know if that will mean anything to her now and she feels that maybe she’s wasting her time continually trying to reach out to her but maybe, someday, it will get through to her. 

Rina’s guys escort her away and she can tell that Gooey has something on her mind. Rina gives her permission to speak freely and Gooey (with Swifty and Jon Bon chiming in) basically says, “Fuck the Candians. They treat you like shit. We’re your real family. You’re gonna be a dope ass queen.”

“You know, it’s funny. That’s the first time someone has called me queen and it hasn’t felt uncomfortable. It actually felt really good.”

Ruby takes another moment of silence for Jet. Theo says that it was always Jet’s dream to be fighting with and for the common people which is Rina’s whole thing. They should be rallying behind her. Ruby and Amethar never even wanted to rule--now he gets to be a warrior again like he wanted. Amethar shoots back with his perspective on the last 4 weeks: his daughter died, he died twice, he decided he was gonna finally man up and bam, it turns out he’s not even king anymore. So excuse him for not being the most gung ho person in the world.  

Theo says that he trusts that Amethar is on board but Rina doesn’t know him. From her POV, this is just unprovoked shunning.

“You have two living daughters.”

Ruby goes to talk to Rina and, on a Nat 20 Insight, sees that all her guys are fully ready to remorselessly kill her if given the order. Still, she presses on, laying out her cards: Her entire worldview has imploded in a matter of weeks. Her twin sister just died. She’s going through so much and now this too? She can’t accept Rina as both her sister and her queen. She has to pick one.

“I understand that you lost everything,” Rina says, “but I was born with nothing.” She says that she was actually very excited to meet Ruby and have a sister and finally not be alone anymore, tears cracking through her cold facade for a moment. But then she gathers herself. 

“If I must choose, then I choose to be your queen.” 

“Very well.”

Rina and her crew exit the Temple and start down the mountain. Everyone except for Liam follows them. Liam goes to check on the hoard and rolls a 24 Investigation check. At the base of the tower he sees an old lair with ancient chocolate eggshells. He knows this is the dark space from his dreams and he knows this was once a dragon lair. At the center of the nest (which is still somehow warm), there’s a little ember that glows brighter as he approaches. It grows red and bright, filling his vision, a hand reaches out, grabs his throat and pulls and we end the ep!   

Medal of Honor

Killing a god should be enough to get anyone this spot.

But killing a god with only a 7 point margin on a Nat 20 in order to avenger your sister’s death with her own sword a turn before said god was about to down a Full Restore?

Ooh, man. All hail Princess Ruby Rocks baby!

Things I’m Concerned About

OK, I mentioned last week I was worried about Rina doing a Cat's in the Cradle but I said I’d elaborate later and what I feared seems to be materializing so I’m going to talk about it now. Rina clearly had a certain vision of what she wanted this family reunion to look like and, for valid reasons, it’s not happening that way. They’re not really bonding. So what this ends up being is them relying on her in battle but brushing her off socially--at least that’s what it looks like from her POV. And like, she’s been around for like 2 days so it’s kind of unreasonable for her to expect them to be fully on board already but I see where she’s coming from. If I grew up as basically a Dickensian orphan and a princess told me a sob story (however valid) I wouldn’t be impressed. It would be a complicated situation even without a war happening in the background. On top of that, Rina is surrounded by Yes-Men which concerned me from the start when Gooey pulled her aside that first time. The last time we had the potential for serious party conflict in D20 (not counting Bloodkeep because I maintain that, despite the setup and Brennan’s best efforts, that was never going to happen) was the Kingston/Pete situation and that ended up fizzling out but idk man. That conversation Rina had about how it felt kinda nice to be called queen? That def set off some alarm bells in my head. I don’t know enough about GoT to know if this is a totally valid statement but when she got the dragon and then that convo happened I was like...hmm...how does Dany’s story end again?

Lol also, whatever the heck is going on with Liam and the dragon. Really this should be first but, I’m gonna be real, the Rina thing was so much that I fully forgot this was a thing that also happened. 

I’m concerned about whatever happens next ep that was so bad they’ve been talking about it for ages. Feeling pretty trepid about that my guys. 

We haven’t heard from Annabelle and Primsy in a while and that doesn’t necessarily mean anything bad but...hmm...

Five A Few More Things

Ah yes, the return of the, “Why can’t a butterscotch bird help me perform first aid?” argument. “Are you telling me a bird can’t save someone’s life?”

“Give me the child.” Brennan, I know I say this a lot but if anything happens to Cinnamon...a single thing...a solitary hitpoint...Brennan…

 There's a bit where Cumulus rolls like a 9 and Ally goes, “Can he get advantage from the egg?” And Siobhan makes a face like, “Fully what?” but then a second later is like, “That’s a great question,” totally straight-faced and it’s so funny.

I wonder if Rina’s peeps feel the way they do about the whole party? Because Theo is honestly (in Murph’s words) also one of her goons practically and Cumulus pledged the orders’ services to her. You’d think they’d get consideration. 

When Cinnamon gives Rina a Help action she goes, “I’ve never gotten  Help action before,” and I understand what she meant but also, lol, she gets Help actions like every turn from her guys.

“Don’t come after my distant cousin!”

Very happy that if combat is happening in our story eps we’re getting some story in our combat eps. Getting a significant chunk of immediate aftermath is very cool and something I often wished for in the other main seasons.

FYI: Celestial is Liam’s Greater Favored Enemy. 

Brennan really does love to undercut the tenseness of the situations of his dark world by reminding us all that it’s also deeply stupid and made of candy and I think that’s great. 

One More Thing

Two big fandom art things are happening right now that I want to shout out:

(1) Until the 24th, D20 is accepting CoC fanart for their finale montage. The email is [email protected] and the details are on their Twitter. 

(2) A fan run event is also happening--as big bang (which is a fanfic-visual art team-up thing that I’m learning about for the first time but seems really cool). Info for that is here. 

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #a crown of candy #a crown of candy spoilers #the royal report

[koalaaquabear]

The 5 hour finale live stream just concluded and y’all, it was crazy. It has been a wonderful several months with all you guys and I am so excited for April 8th and Junior Year. 

MASSIVE SPOILERS UNDER THE FOLD IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE STREAM YET. Here is my clusterfuck of a commentary. Enjoy!

Fantasy High: Sophomore Year Live Reaction -HOOT GROWL BABY it's time. I didn't react to part one but wOW that one was crazy. Get ready for EMOTIONS :'(( -SIG FIG RESCUE MISSION lol #ontour -well ok brennan that canopy shit is scary as fuck -murph is still looking like riz -Zaphriel and Ayda!!!!!!! -"HOLD ME BACK GORGUG" i love u emily -Brennan I stg -Ayda is Gorgug's dad lol -oh shIT they're totally in the cottage -heLL YEAH AYDA!! -oh GOD figayda kiss? exceptional. -if ayda dies i WILL throw dice at Brennan -ok brennan make me cry then -GET THE VAN GORGUG -gorgug truly is the greatest wizard of this age -#hugeblueguy -aww zac oyama i love you -"semi-fallen" oH dEar -gorgug texts zelda IMMEDIATELY i love him -amaZING thank you zelda -"ew, creepy, hate that" -zaphriel is the best character you guys, what a homie -i keep forgetting ayda can fly. like she has wings. i know that. -AELWYN! -nOPE someone is coming through the forest and if it's arianwen i will kill cry -HANGMAN???? -HANGMAN!!!! HIS DOG!!!!! -HANGMAN NO I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE CUTEST DOGGY -adaine i love you baby -"the weak yogurt man" -what high ranking devil??? -fabian you're adorable -aww fabian has a puppy!! (i get that the hangman is eight feet long don't @ me) -that's the first "the ball" -lou can never have the highest roll -BARDY BOYS -oop kristen and riz time -tracker? i barely even know her -chills, brennan. chills -someone in the chat just said "so did skrank fuck zelda?" -intense muSIC -nononononononono -ragh, tracker, and sandralynn better be all right -ooo a sTICK -HELL YEAH RETURN OF THE RIBBON DANCE -"riz weeps" holy shit i love him -"something bad always happens when we go off together" -#RIZTEN -awwoOOOOOOO -ayda can fly too! -absolutely FUCK this bridge ABOUT 30 MINUTES -poor ayda -please say they're ok brennan -"put your tongue baCK in your mouth" -sANDRA LYNN NO -"what kind of arrows" "you know what kind" fuCK OFF BRENNAN -if baxter dies i will cry -wait faerie fire is a cleric spell..? absolutely fuck me -ok aelwyn let's fuck shit up -calling the bank in the middle of this nightmare forest lol -heLL YEAH ZAPHRIEL -luck check luck check luck check -"y'all are going to turn into dragons" -fabian straight up cries? what a fucking rich kid -NO WAY HE HAD T H E COIN??? -REMOVE CURSE BABY -"nnOOO!" lmao -ally and brennan are in the chat -kristen's religion is REALLY coming in handy -the name was turned into the night yorb lol -"how's that axe feeling?" "..pretty light ;)" i love him -ayda can lift the axe??? exceptional -FIG IS KALINA? ABSOLUTELY RAD -brennan has created a place where illusions are real and emily is holding him TO IT -"do you have a dongle?" incredible -EMILY I LOVE YOU! KALINA IS A YOUTUBER BABY -wretchrot is baCK baby -aelwyn i love that -"i am a low quality child" "yeah ayda you're a bad kid" -"hey bitch" emily axford is a goddess -im sorry cOURT OF ELDERS? -NO I WILL CRY -ROLL INITIATIVE TIME -go OFF hangman -ooo some high initiatives babyyy -zac oyama is my favorite ever -"trackerrr" -brian as soon as emily was threatened said "how dare you" -brennan you FUCK "i'm awake for all of this" FUCK YOU -fig and her mommy issues: an album -absolutely FUCK THE TREE GUY -kick that wood elf BITCH ABOUT ONE HOUR -fuck him UP fabian, shit in his gODDAMN mOUTh -"SPRING BREAK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER" -pleASE BRENNAN LET HIM SHOOT HER WITH THE TINCTURE -spRING break this is for the corn god -okay nevermind riz is holding his action -i love the intrepid heroes they're adorable -"ice feast" fucking love them so much -yES the ball thank GOD -brennan..? -"her rage ends" tracker = barbarian -FIRST NAT 20 BABY -"IT 100% WORKS BUT IT 50% WORKED" -that's the second "the ball" -bOOOOOOO BRENNAN -mad plans for the tree guy -sorry, is his name crAFTME ROOTDRINKER? -oh ok it's aelwyn we're fine -cone of cOLD baby i love aelwyn what a babe -you absolutely hate to see it -ragh my baby i love you -SPRING BREAK -tracker nO PLEASE -TRACKER JUST CRIT OH NO -brennan is really good at acting this btw -wait 14 on a crit??? i mean oH NO kRISTEN, bOO -disPEL MAGIC BABY -ALLY BEARDSLEY YOU ABSOLUTE GOD -aww kristennn is babyyy -tracker nooo don't cryyyy -you've sAVED your GIRLFRIEND -"some of us have already done that today" fig the sHADE -ally simply musT get new dex -absolutely fuck that brennan i don't need that vampire pixie -FUCK IT UP AYDA -FIGHT ME IN THE SKY! -"does a 29 hit?" daMN zac that absolute SHADE -53 DAMAGE?? CHEJ IS SO FUCKING STRONG -"goddamn paper lantern" -absolutely fuck you brennan -nevermind gorgug and adaine both passed the con saving throw -"i don't like you" lou really gets personally upset about this and i love that -nO NO NONONONO aelwyn and tracker are down -FUCK IT UP ADAINE -gdi brennan don't do this to us -ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE TREE -fig is straight up gonna kill her mom -this is scary as fuck -HANGMAN HAS A BREATH WEAPON AND YOU DIDN'T SAY SHIT??? CHOKE ON GRAPES BRENNAN -FUCK EM UP HANGMAN ABOUT 1 HOUR AND A HALF -wood elf is DOWN baby hoot growl -kristen thinks the elf is gak lol -23 DAMAGE??? AC OF 25??? ABSOLUTELY FUCK IT UP FABIAN -SHENANIGANS TIME FOR MURPH -HELL SECRET AGENT TIME -27??? RIZ YOU'RE THE HOTTEST -third the ball -imagine the ball is secretly SO HOT without the hat -YES BRENNAN GOT A NAT 1 EAT YOUR GODDAMN DICE -sweEET -fourth the ball (they've all been Lou cuz of course) -incredible turn murph -kalina is SO GOOD at skateboarding -#bloodphoto -KALINA HAS 23 WISDOM? absolutely fuck me -oh hELL YEAH FIG COUNTER THE COUNTER -emily is doing some SHIT right now you guys (fear spell) -DAMMIT that high as fuck wisdom -sorry WHAT she rips open sPACE??? -BABY BETTER SAVE THE GODDAMN DAY -let's go BABY -"mMMHHHHnnN leET ME tOUCh ItT" baby is fucking weird -"baby vs mommy" i love you siobhan -aelwyn better not DIE brennan -riz baby let's get it -trACKEr -nAT 1??? kristen is unCONSCIOUS?? -HUMAN DETERMINATION!!! THE GRIT BABY] -wait aura of life is badass!! they can't lose damage?? -okay scrap that we're gonna TURN UNDEAD and then MASS HEALING WORD? absolutely incredible -gorgug has so much goddamn health -FUCK THIS TREE DUDE -KILL IT AYDA LET'S GO -"her girl's side" *in lou voice* okAY bRENNNAn -second nat 1 but both of them re-rolled -GEM!!!! -LET'S GET GORTHALAX BABYYYY -"BIG DADDY" -ayda is so turned on lol -KILL IT CHEJ OKAYYYY -fuck this centaur -i'm so nervous -puT THOSE DICE DOWN BRENNAN -"you're gonna drop." shuT UP -riz is fULLY DEAD???? -i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. -sHUT UP BRENNAN -baby is DEAD oh my GOD you absolutely hate to see it ABOUT 2 HOURS -nO NO NO NO NO NO NO PUT THAT CROWN AWAY BITCH -absolutely fuck me, the nightmare king is totally fucking back i hate myself -aww fabian is baby -hELL YEAH FABIAN SPRING BREAK -"i've lost one friend, that's too many" fabian is adorable -"that's a full ass miss, my guy" -sandra lynn just crit on chej :(((((( -14 damage is not very spring break of her (she did 28 but it was halved because gorgug is such a strong boyyy) -LET'S GO LOU -almost all of them are spellcasters wtf (only one who isn't is riz but he has a daily misty step) -fuck em up hangman -fUCK EM UP HANGMAN! d8 + 2d6 +8 i think -figaroth the unfaethable baby -THOSE ARE SOME SHENANIGANS FIG I LOVE IT (she's shattering the rubies to get a revivify diamond) -casts teleport??? aelwyn came here to FUCK -"i would love to teach you this spell" aww the abernant sisters liking each other is my new aesthetic -fuck em up adaine -you can hit the tree on a 12 babyyyyy -heLL YEAH 44 DAMAGE ADAINE IS STRONG NOW -kalina is not even that cool she just said "that's enough of that" in the most uncool way -2 down 3 to go! -omg wait it would be so badass if they could just remove curse on kalina -"Mr. The Insatiable" -ayda is such a sweetheart "i don't care if you want me to date your daughter but i do hope you love me" -"I LOVE THIS SONG" yes siobhan me too -on a DC 20 she got a 31!!!! consider my jeans creamed -SHRED BABY GIRL!!! -KILLIAN IS DEAD! RIZ IS ALIVE! -ayda is so turned on AHHH -I LOVE RIZ SO MUCH "am i interrupting something???" -fuck him UP chej! 3 hits, no crits -hell yeah mr. march!! oh sorry wrong series -a gROUP PROJECT i'm DEAD -someone in the chat called him "snac oyama" and you're rigHT -siobhan's straight fucking this tree UP -the spellcasters are like all out of spells at this point -fuck OFF arianwen. KILL YOUR MOM -"where's your father, aelwyn?" "last i saw, adaine killed him so *shrug*" i lOVE HER -FUCK THEM UP GORTHALAX -abolutely fuck the nightmare king -waIT GORTHALAX IS GONNA KILL THE NIGHTMARE KING -sidenote: fig calls gorthalax pops -dO IT BRENNAN kILL YOUR OWN BIG BAD -this treeant has GOT to be dead -NAT 1 on that attack?? SPRING BREAK BABY -no we haven't seen kalina in action brennan, and we do not want to -OH SHIT THE TIE! YOu just got FUCKed bRENnan eaT youR DICE -yeS AYDA ROAST HER -"GOTTEM!" -i'm sorry i just hallucinated, did you say 6 ATTACKS? -time to go VIRAL BABY -19 intelligence, 23 wisdom, 20 charisma for kalina? absolutely fuck me -riz just got kICKed! you absolutely hate to see it -GODDAMMIT -KALINA IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED ABOUT 2 AND A HALF HOURS -brennan be like "im about to kill this bird" -absolutely fuck me i hate this -let's go FIG -time to caTCH the bALL -murph has the same thinking face as riz and it's adorable -this is not very spring break brennan -DC 25 acrobatics check? c'mon faBIAN -29????? -fifth the ball (from the hangman) -"there's just something endearing about him" fabian loving his friends is adorable -absolutely fuck me that fire elemental is adorable -absolutely swaddle the ball -well hot take but fuck the nightmare king you guys -absolutely NOT brennan do NOT kill adaine you PSYCHO BITCH -PLEASE ADAINE LIVE -STRAIGHT DEAD? FULLY DEAD? FUCK OFF WITH THIS INSTAKILL SHIT BRENNAN -hell yeah ayda is back and kristen has the revivify diamond -aelwyn FULLY banished that unicorn -it's good to know ragh really doesn't want them to die -YES RAGH IS BACK BABY -fuck em up kristen -s/o to DND Beyond btw absolutely banger website -hell yeah mass healing word is awesome -clerics are GOOD you guys i should play more clerics -FUCK IT UP AYDA -SANDRA LYNN IS BACK BABY -skater chej is my favorite thing -aBSOLUTEly fuck the tree -i have no idea wHAT is happening ABOUT 3 HOURS -fuCK YOU nightmare king -i absolutely hate this battle but at least gorthalax is still standing -gorgug better split this gd tree -"what if we just kill kalina?" yeah zac it's that goddamn easy -brennan almost just fucked everyone -"does she want to borrow my teddy bear?" the SHADE -"MAKEOVERRR" i love you siobhan -this tree SUCKS -battlemaster is cool as fUCK SPRING BREAK -BARDY BOYS also i think that was a nat 20 -i can't imagine the thistlesprings watching the battle livestream and like worrying if gorgug is going to die -FUCK HER UP THE BALL -ABSOLUTE SHENANIGANS FROM MURPH! -with ADVANTAGE BABY -"has anyone seen my hat!?" keep it off baby you're HOT now -"mirrors negate mirrors" "i think oscar wilde said that" i love them -#hotrizweek? -holy shit fig is FUCKING THIS BATTLE UP -HELL YEAH KALINA ROLLS A NATURAL 2!!!! -hell yeah adaine is back and SO MUCH is happening that i'm like forgetting to write down my reactions -kill this woody motherfucker baby -the music is too lOUD -ok it's normal now -fuck em up gorgug -i'm sorry the chat is saying he did 90 DAMAGE?!?!?!? -KILL IT CHEJ ILY -fuck off brennan, absolutely fuck off -ABSOLUTELY FUCK OFF BRENNAN -gorthalax is FULLY DEAD? absolUTELY FUCK YOU -SAINT KRISTEN APPLEBEES -adaine has SOLVED THIS SHIT -god all the abernant names are confusing -fuck you kalina ABOUT 3 AND A HALF HOURS -BRENNAN I STG IF RAGH ENDS UP DEAD -hellish rebuke that bitch -c'MON faBIAN HIT that BITCH -wait is kalina a rogue and a druid? absolutely incredible -FUCK IT UP FABIAN -OMG THE HANGMAN BETTER FUCK THIS UP -YES THE BALL 31 DAMAGE -so the stream just ended. i'll say it again: absolutely fuck me -ok so we're back and kalina got fucked up -WHAT THE FUCK A NAT 20???????? YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT -ALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS -I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AND NEITHER CAN BRENNAN -MAGIC IS REAL AND SO IS MY ALLY -i can't believe this. eat your GOD damn DICE brennan! -OMG ARE THE NIGHTMARE KING AND THE GODDESS ONE AND THE SAME? -THEY ARE! THE NIGHTMARE KING IS THE NIGHTMARE QUEEN -brennan is CRAZY AHHHHH -brennan absolutely stop this tension -28 insight. brennan is fucked -GO TOWARDS HIM KRISTEN -YES!!!! PLEASE SAY THIS IS A GOOD THING -ALLY GOT A NAT 20 THEY BETTER BE RIGHT -fear. is. not. real. -this is just like the ending of moana -NO WAY BRENNAN I LOVE YOU (you wouldn't believe it from what i have said but it's true) -this is intense i'm about to cry -you're meeting god and you say "is it too early for this?" -LMAO 5'9" -Moral of the story: IDK and that's OK -ok ally make me cRy -HELL YEAH NEW SHIRT BABY -i'm so emotional -"well oBVIouslY cASsAndRa" i wish every deity had names as normal and human as cassandra -fuck them UP cassie -i love that tracker's just like "uh... babe?" -love having god in your corner -no more hangman puppy :((( -RIZTEN are the CUTEST i love them "i love all of them, riz the most, we know this" -"we still need the crown for our grade" FABIAN I LOVE YOU -"counselo- former counsel- i'm an assistant :(" why do y'all think this man is hot -KILL ARIANWEN -"she tried to hurt me in my shattered state?" "that's her MO" aww adaine my baby -HOLY SHIT PLEASE GIVE GILEAR ALL OF ARIANWEN'S MAGIC -GORGUG YOU SWEETHEART I LOVE YOU -cassandra throwing SHADE -ThE vANdS -aelwyn throwing SHADE -AWW RAGH I LOVE YOU BABY brennan lives another day -"a big bug gave me a riddle" that is NOT what happened -aww the hirelings are all crying and i DO NOT stan -hell YEAH cassandra OH I STOPPED KEEPING TRACK OF TIME IT'S BEEN OVER 4 HOURS -hELL YES HANGVAN -i love you fabian -nO IS CHUNGLE DOWN BIM REAL? -maybe the real chungle down bim is the friends we made along the way -GARTHY i love them -arthuR aGUEFORT - absolutely wild -ayda and arthur is crazy -"snOGGING THE HEADMASTER'S DAUGHTER ARE WE?" -awww that is so smooth fig "you don't need to make me the most magnificent creature because it seems you already have" -ARTHUR PULLS THROUGH -garthy is a cutie i love how they care so much for ayda -oH FUCK ME garthy is ayda's child from her previous life -"your girlfriend's daughter fucked your mom!" goddammit siobhan i can't handle this -if they fail i will cry -CHRONOMANCY!? absolutely fuck me -"professor principal headmaster aguefort" -hell yeah arthur you're killing it -faelwyn? absolutely can't handle it -aww kristen is baby -jawbone and sandra lynn are ok? amazing -jawbone is the best character -"our parents are great" kill me why don't you siobhan -AWWW FUCKING STOP BRENNAN WITH THESE GIFTS -i just cried he wants to adopt her -"you're easy to love" jawbone is fUCKING me up -LYDIA BARKROCK what a badass i love her already -"a pheonix whom everyone she touches is reborn better" fuck off emily -gorgug is a cutie <3 <3 -ABSOLUTELY KICK SKRANKS BIRD ASS -GORGUG CONFIRMED FUCKS -riz is a dork i love him -who knew "you're so much like your father" could make me feel like that -GILEAR IS MOVING THE FUCK IN BABY -GILEAR WITH SELF CONFIDENCE IS MY AESTHETIC -aww jawbone gave ayda autism books? jawbone is the sweetest to ayda cuz OF COURSE HE IS -AYDA GETS HER SPELL!!! -Ayda's Comprehend Subtext is the cutest spell ever -adaine and fig's friendship is too cute -craig has always been down for everything. i don't know craig but i love him -YES HOOT GROWL HOOT GROWL I'M SO PROUD OF RAGH -"BAD KIDS FOR LIFE" RAGH IS A CUTIE -NO FAELWYN IS REALLY HAPPENING I CAN'T -fabian's laugh is so cute -i love how nervous fabian is -WAIT FABIAN AND AELWYN ABSOLUTELY WILL FUCK? -fabian's gonna get his KISSES IN -aww i get how hyped figayda is but they are truly so adorable -weLL EMILY AXFORD I WILL LET YOU HURT ME LIKE THAT -they said i love you :((( -tracker only deserves the best -TRACKER'S GOING TO FALLINEL? I LOVE HER -ragh is going too? gay road trip! -that's adorable -ABSOLUTELY NOT BRENNAN FUCK OFF DO NOT SAY THE NIGHT YORB IS GONNA BE THE NEXT VILLAIN -BRENNAN NO YOU BITCH I HATE YOU THE NIGHT YORB IS THE VILLAIN OF JUNIOR YEAR? -that was crazy. i cried, i laughed. i am fuCKING HYPED FOR CROWN OF CANDY AND JUNIOR YEAR GANG!

#fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #dimension 20 spoilers #dimension 20 #ayda aguefort #fig faeth #kristen applebees #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #gorgug thistlespring #adaine abernant #tracker o'shaugnessy #ragh barkrock #arthur aguefort #brennan lee mulligan #siobhan thompson #emily axford #brian murphy #lou wilson #ally beardsley #zac oyama #i love zac oyama you guys #garthy obrien #aelwyn abernant

[afishcalledfatin]

Dr JUNG

ALL MY COVERS HAVE THE NAME 'INSOMNIAC' BECAUSE THIS WAS FROM MY OTHER ACCOUNT!!

summary:  in which Jaehyun is a shy and curious cardiologist who is afraid of love until he meets you.

Pairings: doctor! Jaehyun x female reader

genre: FLUFF

He’s a cardiologist.

Also in the ‘handsome doctors’ group huhu

loves learning

If he isn’t on call or working, he’d be reading any of his medical books, websites or blogs to gain more information. You will often find him in his office reading.

“Hey didn’t you just finished that book yesterday?” “The heart is very important. Maybe I missed out some info.” even though he knows he read every single sentence in the book.  

Likes to give out random facts. It doesn’t even have to be related to cardiology.

“Did you know a chinchilla has about 20 hairs per follicle. We humans only have 2-3. That’s why they are so freaking soft.” *continues to eat* “Hyung, we just asked for the time. What.”

The boy loves to read okay

He’s the head of the Cardiology department.

He’s really committed in his work. He loves what he does.

Gives seminars all the time

Is pretty popular because of his seminars.

HAS A FAN BASE OH MY GOD

Gets flustered easily

“has anyone ever told you, you looked like Zac Efron?” “Johnny, I swear to god.. please don’t.” as his ears turn slightly pink.

WHICH IS ANOTHER CUTE THING ABOUT HIM.

Always treats the guys for dinner.

“So are we splitting?” “Wait, Jaehyun paid.” “WHEN DID HE LEAVE HIS SEAT? BDSHSVH”

Constantly buys breakfast for Dr Seo.  

“I’m buying next time.” “Of course you are.”

Likes to quiz interns at random times. A lot of them try not to walk past him so they could avoid questions.

“Hey you, what are the causes of atrial fibrillation?” “Dr Jung, I have to-” “Not till you answer the question kiddo.”

He does it to test how quick they are. If they couldn’t answer his question or aren’t confident about their answer, he won’t be mean about it. He would probably tell them to read up or tell them that they need to be more confident.

He also likes it if anyone were to ask him questions.  

“Dr Jung, I’m so sorry to interrupt but can I ask you a question about the case you gave me?” “OH OF COURSE, COME SIT SIT.” and answer all your questions excitedly.

Jaehyun would be that doctor everyone looks up to.

Has a way with making patients less nervous. Especially with kids.

“Doc, am I gonna be okay?” “Hey, hey, everything is gonna be alright. I’ll do everything to make sure you’ll be able to play soccer again.”  

When he hangs out with neurologist, Dr Nakamoto, he will always ask questions about the brain.

“Yuta, you busy?” “Nope, you wanna go down to the cafe?” “Sure, I’ve got a new set of questions to ask anyways.” “over cake and coffee, yeah?”

In short, Dr Jung is very curious and very smart.

The elderly patients love him.  

“You are so handsome, Dr Jung. Why don’t you have a girlfriend?” “Mrs Park, just because I work on hearts doesn’t mean I’m good at love. The human heart is more complex than you may think. I mean it failed the last time I tried.”  

They always try to set up dates for him with their daughters, nieces, granddaughters, etc.

“My granddaughter is a lovely girl. Why don’t you two go for coffee?” “If I have the time, ma’am.” he would give his adorable smile and OH MY GOD

HIS DIMPLES MAKES EVERYONE FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM

Seeing Dr Jung smile is truly a blessing ;-;

and his laugh… oh my god.  

Flowers bloom, babies smile, my acne is clear.

If you catch him singing, DON’T! INTERRUPT! HIM! BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS AMAZING AND HE RARELY SINGS. JUST ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN.

GETS SHY AND WILL RUN AWAY.

Will try to avoid whoever caught him earlier for the rest of the day.

The guys tease him a lot.  

“Jaehyun, you need to go out more. Y’know, go hang out with the nurses or something. We’re worried for your love life.” “im pERFECTLY FINE GUYS STAHP.”

The problem was, it wasn’t that Jaehyun didn’t want to find someone to spend his life with. He was scared of love.  

OH BUT HUHU HOW DID HE MEET YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF?

So, remember how I said old ladies set him up on dates?  

Dr Jung Jaehyun decided “Y’KNOW WHAT? I’M GONNA DO IT.”  

He agreed with one of his regular patients. He was going to go on a date with her daughter.  

he only knew your name which kind of made him more nervous.

You’ll find out why.

He was free on Friday, so he set the date then.

He wore a simple black t-shirt and tucked it in. He wore a denim jacket over it. He waited in the cafe patiently and a bit hopeful.

Truthfully, he was freaking out.

“OH MY GOD WHAT IF SHE DOESN’T LIKE ME? WHAT IF I DO SOMETHING EMBARRASSING? DO I TELL HER MY NAME IS YOON OH OR JAEHYUN? SHOULD I CALL TAEYONG FOR HELP? JOHNNY? WAIT NO THEY CANT KNOW.”

“Um, Jaehyun?”

He turns around and his eyes were ready to bulge out of his skull.

You were his high school crush.  

Your presence took his breath away. Like back in school. All your happy memories together rushing back to him. He really missed you.

“Y/N.. oh gosh it’s been a while.” he scratches the back of his neck.

“Hey. My mom told me about you. I was actually wondering if it was you.”  

“sis same.” he thought. He was actually happy to see you. You’ve become a beautiful, grown woman.

You two began talking like old times.

You and Jaehyun were classmates and you were in the same circle of friends.

“So, you’re a pediatrician?” he asks. You nod “Yup, I’m actually going to be transferred to your hospital in a few weeks.” he nearly chocked on his hot chocolate.

“REALLY?” he coughed. You couldn’t help but giggle at him. He was adorable.  

You pat his back a little, to ease his coughing.

The rest of your date was very pleasant. It was as if nothing changed.

“Jaehyun, are you still using the same number?” “Woah, you kept my phone number?” “Of course I did.”  

Guess whose ears were as red as a firetruck. *Woop woop woop woop*

You laughed “Ah, you’re still the same. I missed having you around.”

“Well, we’re gonna see each other a lot more now.” he smiled.  

You guys planned another date. Carefully planning to match your busy schedule.

Few months have passed and you two hit it off greatly. You were already working together. You guys tried to be careful but some were already curious

You both had many great dates on the beach, parks and markets. You also shared several hugs and kisses together.

Some nights you two would just watch a movie and cuddle at his house.

He had recently asked you to be his girlfriend and you happily agreed

By the way, you sorta died on the inside when you saw him in his lab coat and scrubs. Dr Jung pushed his hair back and he just looked gorgeous.

Every time you both went out on dates, he’d look super cute and he would wear boyfriend looks. BUT DR JUNG WAS LOOKIN’ HELLA FINE WHILE WORKING.

“Y/N you okay there?” “I… I’m so freaking lucky.” and you would walk off leaving Dr Jung confused

You would visit each others offices when both of you were free.  

One night, Johnny and Taeyong pulled Jaehyun into a corner. “DID YOU PLAN ON TELLING US THAT YOU AND DR Y/L/N ARE DATING?”  

“We… yeah we’re together…” the guys squealed. Nope not those “WOah BrOOO.” they screamed like a fangirl whose ship kissed.  

‘WE MUST CELEBRATE!! OUR YOON OH IS FINALLY TAKEN.” you could guess the reaction of many in the area. Some stared, some sighed disappointingly and some who were trying to get Dr Jung watched in disbelief

“BRING DR Y/L/N FOR DINNER WITH US LATER.”

He honestly had no idea how to tell you.

He walked into your office, your back turned to the door.

“Hey.” he hugged you from behind and kissed your cheek. You held onto his hands.

You both stayed like that before he looked down and saw you holding a rather familiar note.

“Oh my god… you kept it.” on your last day of school Jaehyun gave you a note before leaving.

Dear Y/N, I write this to you not knowing if you felt the same way as I did for the last three years. I have always loved you and not in a close friend way. I feel happy and calm when I’m around you. When you sing or laugh, its as if a beautiful melody played. When you get sad, my chest hurts seeing you like that. At first, I didn’t know what it was but now I do. I love you so much. I’m not sure if I’ll get to see you again but please know that you are beautiful and amazing. Never bring yourself down. You will do great things in life and I hope you will find your true love. goodbye. -Jae :)”

“This letter was my source of comfort and what motivated me to become a doctor. When I felt like giving up, I’d read this. Jaehyun, I went to your house that night.”

“You did?” “But your mom said you went out with your friends to celebrate you studying in America. I didn’t want to disturb you and your dreams so I just let it be. I wanted to call you several times but because I was also a medical student I knew how hectic our lives were.”

“Y/N…” “and I did feel the same for those three years, you butt.” you turn around and kissed him. His hands snaking around your waist, holding you close. Your hands holding onto his shoulders. His plush lips moving against yours. Once you both broke apart, slightly breathless you leaned on each others foreheads, enjoying the moment.

“Y’know how you said I hope you will find your one true love?” “Mhm?” “I think I found him and he’s super great.” “Is he now?” he grinned. He kissed your forehead, still hugging you. “Yeah, he’s a really cool doctor but when you get to know him, he’s easily flustered. His ears would turn pink.” “Hey!” as his ears turned a bright shade of pink.  

You were very happy to be together… at last.

Hello~ I don’t actually know how the medical world works, I only know the basics. I deeply apologize if there are mistakes.

Credits to owner of the photo.

#jaehyun #nct fluff #nct imagines #nct scenarios #nctzen #nct blurbs #nct drabbles #nct 127 #nct bulletpoints #jung jaehyun #jaehyun fluff #jaehyun imagines #jaehyun drabbles #jaehyun bulletpoints #jaehyun blurbs

[simplyirenic]

hi hello my friend made me watch escape from the bloodkeep and now I’m obsessed with dimension 20, what should I watch next?

YESSSSS HI HELLO i am so glad you enjoyed escape from the bloodkeep, welcome to d20 hell! i am going to use your ask as an excuse to dump this primer i’ve been working on for the last few weeks. sorry about that

There are two categories of D20 campaigns: main quests and side quests! Main quests are campaigns which feature the main cast (Zac Oyama, Emily Axford, Brian “Murph” Murphy, Lou Wilson, Ally Beardsley, and Siobhan Thompson) and side quests feature guest players (Matt Mercer, Erika Ishii, and some College Humor regulars in Escape from the Bloodkeep, the McElroys in Tiny Heist). Main quests are longer (17-20 2-hour episodes) and side quests are shorter (6 2-hour episodes). Depending on your level of time commitment, you may want to start with another side quest or just hop right into the main quests!

A good chunk of D20 can be found on their YouTube channel, but if you’re enjoying it I highly recommend subscribing to Dropout if you can afford it. It’s only $5 a month and you get so much good content for the price.

MAIN QUESTS

FANTASY HIGH D&D high school AU but, like, in a truly good ‘80s movie sort of way. A Breakfast-Club-esque assortment of freshmen is thrust into a massive conspiracy that threatens their world. Player characters include a preppy wizard elf with anxiety, a half-orc barbarian who was adopted by gnomes, and a Jesus Sol camp cleric who is about to run full force into a lesbian awakening. NPCs include a warlock greaser who isn't allowed to fuck and a truly incredible family of anarcho-socialist halflings. The confusingly labeled second season is called DIMENSION 20 LIVE, which takes place during the party's sophomore year. Also this is the season with two live episodes where Griffin McElroy plays a stoner druid and Brian David Gilbert plays a goliath theatre kid, so I feel like that's also very important to mention.

Also very important to mention: if you’ve watched the first episode and enjoy it but aren’t really feeling it yet, please watch until the end of Episode 2. This is a rite of passage for anyone who starts with Fantasy High. You gotta be Episode 2′ed.

You can watch the full first season of Fantasy High here. The liveshow with BDG can be found here; Griffin’s is on Dropout. The first four episodes of Sophomore Year are available here; the rest can be found on Dropout.

THE UNSLEEPING CITY Urban fantasy campaign set in New York City! This was the one I started with; I understand that as a NYC resident myself I am super biased, but I genuinely believe it’s the best campaign of the lot. A little more adult in tone than Fantasy High, but in a good way. Player characters include a Staten Island hairdresser drunken master monk, a perfect himbo firefighter paladin, and a literal rat who is also a druid. NPCs include the patron goddess of bodega cats and also Stephen Sondheim. Fantasy High is kind of the flagship campaign of D20 but Unsleeping City is hands down my personal favorite because everyone is just...enormous cynical disasters who don't form a found family immediately so much as dance around each other warily as they come together to fight capitalism, and that feels right for a New York campaign.

This is also the campaign for which a Dropout subscription is absolutely essential. The first eight episodes are on YouTube here, but the swearing is censored and IMHO a NYC campaign is absolutely not the same when you can’t hear the fuck word being yelled at full volume.

A CROWN OF CANDY Just complete as of yesterday!! Candyland setting where everyone is whimsical brightly colored food people, but with Game of Thrones level politics and murdering. It is very good but also very different in tone compared to TUC and FH (it’s a campaign with permadeath, no revives, and extremely limited heals), so I don’t generally recommend it as a starting point.

The first episode is available on YouTube here; the rest is on Dropout.

SIDE QUESTS

Side quests are probably not the best place to start if you want actual longform narratives because they're pretty short, but they might be good if you're short on time? I guess? I do love the main quest cast a whole lot so i'm biased sob

ESCAPE FROM THE BLOODKEEP  (You’ve watched this already but for the sake of completion:) Evil campaign where a dark lord's lieutenants have to try and figure out what to do after his unexpected defeat. Quickly devolves into a workplace comedy. Amazing and great if you're in the mood for a thinly veiled but masterfully done Lord of the Rings parody. Feat. Matt Mercer of Critical Role fame.

This side quest is available in full on YouTube here.

TINY HEIST The Borrowers meet Ocean’s Eleven, feat. the McElroys! Griffin and Justin especially are i n c r e d i b l e in this one (especially Justin as always). It's a ton of fun, the sets are incredible, and I watched all of it in a week despite (full disclosure) suffering from near-constant Travis fatigue, so you know it’s good.

The first episode of Tiny Heist is here on YouTube; the rest is on Dropout.

Hope that helps! If I absolutely had to pick a next season I would go with Unsleeping City, but again, I am deeply biased. Both Fantasy High and Unsleeping City are great starting points :V

#ratheralark #asks #dimension 20 #fantasy high #the unsleeping city #a crown of candy #escape from the bloodkeep #tiny heist

[thatbitchinsneakers]

The Bachelorette Season 16 Episode 3

And here we are again. Still watching this dumb season but what can I say? It’s addicting.

We start off this episode with all the men sitting around talking about how gorgeous their girlfriend looks. Totally normal for 8 guys to be complimenting and talking about how much they like their SHARED girlfriend. 

Here comes Yosef talking shit! But its fine cause the producers hired him from the start to be the villain of this season. So awkward that there’s literally nothing exciting about this season that Yosef has to pretend like he’s uncomfortable with guys having to strip and play dodgeball. And get this - he wasn’t even one of them! Also why is this taking like 15 minutes for him to confront her. That just shows how fucking pointless and boring this season is. He called the situation an “atrocity” like oh my god who cares get over it you loser. “You’re not setting the right example for my daughter” wait what?! Did she go on the Bachelorette to set an example?! Last time I checked, a girl dating 30 guys at one time isn’t exactly “setting an example” either?!?! Also, so hard to believe this shit is real cause Yosef just like peaces out and gets into the car like no luggage or anything. So obviously this was planned before this happened. Maybe the interns packed his bags for him. Here comes Dale to the rescue! Even though all the other men literally tried to comfort her but who cares about them when you have a Party City model/ex pro football player like Dale!

Chris Harrison, part time therapist part time Bachelor franchise icon, comes to the rescue and talks it out with Clare. She tells him her ovaries are shaking at the thought of Dale. He just straight up doesn’t care. 

Pan over to Clare apologizing to the men with her 39 year old titties out and about and explaining she just can’t go on with the night. Sorry guys but the open bar has been cut short :/ But good news is, you don’t have to talk to Clare again tonight! 

Rose ceremony time! Harvard claims he (the interns) had something sweet planned for his time with Clare and honestly I am devastated because we will never know what the interns, sorry I mean Harvard, had planned for Clare. Definitely something under $50 but truly sad I won’t be able to see it.

Dale gets the first rose, obvi. Gawd forbid she pretends like she likes the other guys too for a split second. Sorry to the guys who didnt get a rose tonight -  it’s so sad - having to leave the La Quinta AND never having to talk to Clare again for as long as you live? Darn!

Wait, who is this other bitch that is just like casually visiting Clare? And can Clare shut the fuck up about how much she likes Dale? Like we get it. We’ve known from the start that you’ve been obsessed with him. Why that actual mother fuck does Clare have a pair of Clare’s pants? Like is she mentally stable?!?!

So instead of another low budget date, Clare decides to just skip to the drinking. Smart girl. Clare brings Dale to her room (classy) and I already know where this is going, despite the 50 sneak peaks that have already showed them hooking up on a bed together. I mean honestly, I hope they have sex cause Clare’s clock is kinda running out of time. I’m guessing the producers told them to pretend like they’ve been gone for an hour and to start looking for them. Eazy knocks on her La Quinta hotel room door and Dale immediately has to hide his boner and pretend like he didn’t just dry hump the only girl within a 50 mile radius of him. 

The other guys pretend to be upset that Clare doesn’t wanna talk to them anymore. Dale interrupts someone else’s time and literally cant form an English sentence as to why he is interrupting. They’re back to making out cause Dale’s testosterone is raging after he got blue balls from the last time Eazy so rudely interrupted their steamy sesh. Then Chasen (what kind of name is that?) comes out and is like “it’s so disrespectful that she has her eyes set on one person” ....as if that’s not the entire premise of the show.....?! 

Another one on one date with a guy she simply does not care to talk to! But they get pedicures ($50 per person I’d assume?) which is another - you guessed it - low budget date! And this conversation is absolutely cringe. This entire date is just so awkward and nothing is happening at all whatsoever. Ok lets talk about that kiss situation in the pool - that was so mother fucking awkward I want to turn the TV off right now. He literally tried to kiss her and she just stopped and was like aw nevermind I’m gonna turn this around and pretend like he doesn’t like me. Now Chris Harrison is telling him that Clare isn’t coming to dinner cause shes so dramatic. And now shes making Chris Harrison send him home?! Like why can’t you be the old ass adult that you are and talk about what happened and what you’re feeling like wtf. ABC intern 1 walks into the common room where all the men just haaaaappen to all be and takes Zac’s bags away. Bye Zac! 

Time for a roast! Can’t wait to see how this goes. Our first “celebrity” has arrived and I am not surprised to see that I have never heard of her. Once again, low budget. Honestly shocked to see that half of these guys know how to read so that’s a great sign! Everyone shits on Dale, obviously, cause he’s the only one that Clare actually likes. Harvard absolutely ruins Dale and I am HERE for it. 

I honestly do feel bad for these other guys. Like all she does is ask them about Dale. Like at least pretend like you want to know more about them? Here comes Clare telling the guys she can’t give anyone a rose. This season is literally pointless. Wait but Clare calling Dale her fiancé already?! Slow down girl you haven’t even seen each other naked!! What if she has inverted nipples and that’s his biggest fear? What if he has a pierced penis? Or a huge and incredibly realistic tattoo on his upper thigh of Jesus Christ? Idk like that’s a dealbreaker for me. 

End of episode but I’m pretty shocked that the producers found a way to make 3 full episodes of footage from this disaster. Please, God, just send in Tayshia already.

#bachelorette clarecrawley bachelornation

[lovingzacwasred]

So I watched Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile earlier and I was so blown away! That movie was so damn good. Incredible. Just incredible. Zac’s performance was so convincing that I thought I was watching Ted Bundy, and not Zac. His mannerisms were so on point to the fact that I was so creeped out. Lily’s performance was also amazing. The way she portrayed the character was exceptional and I definitely felt so much sympathy for her throughout the whole movie. Their chemistry was on point. The casting was perfect, so good. Everything worked so well. The route the movie took into not showing the violent crimes but showing the charm and charisma of Bundy that he used to make people believe he was innocent was perfect. I almost felt sorry for Ted throughout the movie, up until he admitted he did the crimes. I cannot stress this enough that Zac’s performance in this movie is the best performance we have seen of him so far in his career. I was blown away. The scene where he’s given the death penalty and they do the close up shots gave me chills. And that final scene with Zac and Lily. Just wow. I can not recommend this movie enough. I am so so unbelievably proud of Zac and I am definitely going to watch it again as soon as possible. A 10/10 from me. A huge 👏🏻 for the whole cast and crew from me. I truly hope that this movie will get the awards it deserves (Ahem ahem, Academy Awards..ahem ahem 😉).

#zacefron #zac efron #zattacker #extremelywicked #extremely wicked #extremely wicked shockingly evil and vile #lilycollins #lily collins #moviereviews #movie reviews

[redremys]

hi, it’s me, i’m chaotic.... but through everything i lost muse for remy for a minute. that has changed though now that i’ve changed his face claim. charming boy remains charming, but considering i lost muse I am going to post an open starter for post the first event after I figure out what path he’s gone down.. and quietly say goodbye to all threads from before. I barely got those moving either way and I am literally so sorry for that.

Along with that, if anyone would like a starter specifically for them lms. I-- don’t plot out of habit, so please don’t judge me for that but I’d be more than happy to write anyone a starter prior to the event as well, fuck timelines am i right.

‹ ZAC EFRON, HE/HIM, CIS MALE, PANSEXUAL. ›  JEREMY COLLINS is the TWENTY-EIGHT year old from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. when a friend asked them what they thought of the manor they said,  ❝ MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE RENOVATIONS SINCE THEY BEGIN, HOPEFULLY IT LIVES UP TO THE HYPE. ❞ they claim DRAG ME TO HELL is their favorite scary movie, and if they were to die in a horror film they would TRY MAKING A DEAL WITH THE KILLER ONLY TO BE KILLED. their fears include LOSING HIS VOICE, BODIES OF WATER and OCEAN LIFE, and they don’t know we know, but… HE WAS THE REASON ONE OF HIS SIBLINGS WAS DISOWNED BY THEIR PARENTS. hope they enjoy their stay. ‹  MUSE A from WALK MAN penned by, K, 24, EST. ›

Lets dissect what’s above real quick, he’s MUSE A from WALK MAN which makes him an ACTOR who came to the Manor as a welcome home party / vacation for his friend.

He is TWENTY-EIGHT years young and acts like he’s still in his early twenties.

I picked Drag Me To Hell as his favorite movie because it’s so comically bad at some points it really suits his humor and how he deals with stressful situations. He’s always makes a joke out of everything.

He is soft spoken in the right situation, though. It really depends on who he is around. His best friends, Silas and Gabriel are the only ones who can really get a more serious side out of him, or see a more authentic version.

He has two siblings, one of which being disowned when he was twenty and they were eighteen. His parents had enough of his sibling’s drug abuse and they were on thin ice. Truly, the last time they were home they were sober. The drugs his parents found belonged to him but out of fear of getting their wrath he put the blame where it was easiest. Remy hasn’t spoken to or seen this sibling in nearly ten years now and still holds heavy guilt from what he did. ( * wc )

Every day he has tried to make up for what he did, but no matter what he does he can’t seem to make it easier to look at himself in the mirror. But what he is good at is putting on a mask and assuming a different persona.

Thus the reason he went into acting in the first place, because he became so good at pretending to be anything but himself he could preform and act with ease.

Remy does have a relatively big following, and has been cast in a couple of tv shows and even a big movie which just wrapped up a couple of months prior. His manager claims he is going to go far.

Remy also has a husky named baby who was not able to come on the trip because the manor doesn’t allow pets. But, he plans to face time her every night.

#manor.talk #also i'm not sold on this icon it'll be changing and the theme i've barely touched #oop #we're WRITING FOLKS #why do i talk so much no matter what i do #─ 001. 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 ⭒