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lovelydrusilla · 1 year
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The Mentalist + bisexual tweets/text posts (pt. 2)
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pandadrake · 1 month
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Post-Credits Scene (Colorized)
Been wanting to draw a thing including that cursed MCU Peter photo for a while.
Tumblr ate the image in my last post so here it is again.
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royalarchivist · 5 months
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Pac: I'm not going to say anything to you guys [Chat], I'm not going to say anything to you. I'm not saying absolutely anything, I'm not going to comment. Man, you broke me here, you broke me in 3 parts! I'm not going to- no no no no no, I won't fall for your game, I won't fall for your game.*
Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this very well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit.
* [Approximate translation. I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as always, please feel free to let me know if there's a better way to translate things!]
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When the bomb went off, do you think it almost looked like a sunset? Do you think Jaiden saw it and smiled?
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bigkickguy · 1 year
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Limbus is interesting I keep thinking of how all of them live on the bus together? It must really suck hearing people so close to you be upset at night.
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prophetickisser · 8 months
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if you love me, you don't love me in a way i understand
wishbone, richard siken
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will80sbyers · 3 months
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I have to share this because imagine if this person is lying and they got up from their bed, took some tape and put it on the pavement to pretend they are on set I'm laughing so much thinking about it helppppppp
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class1akids · 2 months
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S6 Todoroki brothers
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theplantbish · 1 year
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Idk I feel it's kinda unfair that asexual, aromantic and agender people are all grouped up in just one letter in LGBTQIA when the rest of us get our own letters
So, I'd like to propose that we change it to LGBTQIAAA
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ghouljams · 10 months
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Could we see Konig being real stalker- cough cough I mean devoted?
This is not good, the ideas I'm cooking up... At least Ghost gets to see Goose every day, lets keep that in mind. Also let's keep in mind that the nasty boy was retired for being too good at his job...
You tug your front door open because you're half sure you heard a knock. It was hesitant, and soft enough you could ignore it --something you're tempted to do given the sun is barely up-- but it doesn't hurt to check.
"Oh! König," You smile up at him, doing your best to look more awake than you feel. Still, you can't help rubbing some of the sleep out of your eyes. You note he's wearing his bandana again.
"Good morning Schatz, did I wake you?" His eyes dart over you with concern. You cross your arms tugging your flannel a little tighter over your slip, giving yourself some added protection from the morning bugs. You shake your head, like a liar.
"Nope, all good. What can I do for ya'?"
"My-" He drags the word out, looking over your head and into your house, "-coffee maker is broken," He nods a little, you stifle a yawn, "und I was wondering if you had any to spare?"
You nod and wave him into your home, hearing him shut the door nicely behind him and then silence. You glance over your shoulder to tell him to follow you, but he is. He's just... silent. You didn't know guys that big could sound like anything but giants, you sort your focus back to your coffee maker in the kitchen.
"Might take a few minutes, I was gonna make breakfast. You want anything?" You pop open the top of your coffee maker to dump grounds in, trying to think through what you've got in the fridge. Do you even have enough to feed this guy?
"That's very kind, thank you," König hums glancing around your kitchen, "Is there anything I can do to help? I'm not very handy in the kitchen, but maybe..."
You hum, watching the water fill your coffee pot before shutting the sink off. Actually you could use his height on a few things. "I've got a light out in the living room, if you'd wanna replace that? Save me getting the step stool."
You are so sweet, so soft, so trusting, made for all the things König wishes he was made for. You were so cute standing in your doorway, tired eyed, hair still messy from sleep, just a slip and an oversized shirt between you and him. That should be his shirt you're wearing. He'll find a way to get you one.
He flips a switch on the box on his kitchen table, and hears static crackle before the air waves pop into the right channel. This is just precautionary, he tells himself, just because you're a woman alone in the middle of nowhere. It's really for your safety, and he won't ever turn it on after this.
Your voice filters through the receiver's speakers singing along to some song he doesn't know. He settles heavy on his kitchen chair, folding his arms on the table to rest his head on them. You sound so pretty, like you're singing just for him. What's one bug? One bug is nothing, he thinks watching the blinking light on the receiver, you probably wouldn't even mind if you knew.
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supermanshield · 8 months
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A story is always good if it involves Clark tying Bruce up
World's Finest #182
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felixcatton · 1 year
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- I just had, like, a vision of us 20 years from now. What were we doing? Just this. Just laughing and being silly.
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lorena12me · 1 year
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So… I was watching The Looney Toons Show and…
Bruce: Where do you think you're going, young boy?
Tim: Wherever he'll take me.
Bruce: I forbid you to go out with that hoodlum!
Tim: But B, I love him!
Bruce: Go to your room!
Tim: I don't even live here anymore!
Bruce: Well, then, go to your old room that Damian turned into a art studio room!
*Tim runs to his former bedroom, crying*
Video min 2:15
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This has to be one of the funniest slapstick scenes put to animation.
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nickmybeloved · 2 years
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i NEED this scene in season 2
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strqyr · 3 months
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checking out the ice queendom manga and this is the dirtiest look tai could have ever given ozpin i can't—
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