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saturngoldenchild · 2 years

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Astrology observations:

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one thing about Aquarius placements…they know everybody. I can confirm. I can assure you I know someone who knows someone who can get what you need done. They only got a few friends tho and their 3 friends are always mad confused on who all these people are. And they’re just like 😃 what u mean?? True social butterflies, the get along with everybody. I always think of Megan thee stallion and taehyung as examples. People have spoken about how Megan is friendly with everyone and it helped her career so much and Tae…that man ain’t got not shame he comes up to everyone.

Another thing I’ve noticed about air placements too…they’re gonna have fun. It doesn’t matter what’s going on, where they are, they’re gonna have a good time. “Oh we going grocery shopping?? Bet” they’re gonna have everyone laughing and enjoying that trip. Same with sag but them mfs always wanna be the funniest in the room 😑 it’s not that deep just be urself. If it’s a party Libra brings the drinks and helps everyone with their make up, Gemini tells the jokes, and Aquarius gives us a show.

A leo sun is going to be super shy n quiet until all the attention is on them lmao. I have this friend who never speaks like ever…give this boy the opportunity to tell a story

U cancer moon, rising, moon in the 1st bitches always looking like a Pixar movie baby. The cutest cheeks and eyes like they can’t hurt a fly.

Earth placements are hedonistic. They like nice things, they like luxury. They take a lot of life’s aspects seriously so whatever it is that makes them happy…They like to make good moments last very long. You already know what that means for an earth mars so I’m not even gonna type it 🙄

Libra risings will be thick. That’s it.

Fixed Venus people cant be subtle to save their life 😭😭 these mfs be so direct, when they like someone they like them and it’ll show whether intentional or not.

Cancer sun women can be the biggest gossipers omg they know everyone’s business

Every Pisces woman I’ve met has a very cute high pitched voice. They’re adorable. They will kill u if u try them.

Venus ruled suns so possessive 😭😭 they always look like they wish a bitch would try something like calm down. And this is with everything. One of my friends is a Taurus and they give the most nasty looks to anyone who bothers me😭 they’re so sweet until then…their whole demeanor changes. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW HES MINE. NO HES MINE YOU NEED TO GIVE IT UUUUUUP

- sorry. Next.

NO HOLD ON. A mix of Virgo n Scorpio y’all are not safe either 👀 huffing n puffing over nothing

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Earth mercury singers have a lot of vocal control. They also tend to preserve their voices very well, the older they get the better and more stable they sound.

The other day I went to a restaurant with my friends. A virgo, a Taurus, a Capricorn…argued on who pays for 5 minutes straight.

I know they say u match with the sign in ur 7th but y’all…😭😭 i can’t do a Virgo romantically. Or can I?????? All the ones I’ve met are fine. I’m conflicted. Y’all are too bossy.

Capricorns and Tauruses cannot be kept away from each other u can’t convince me otherwise. They’re the perfect match.

Water placements…😃 so when are we gonna talk about them friends u give therapy to just to ditch u after. CANCER/PISCES MOONS IM LOOKING STRAIGHT AT U.

Saturn square mars so blunt 😭 quick example: Tyler, the creator. Enough said.

Leo and Aquarius will always fangirl together and it’s the cutest thing. They can discuss a performance/ piece of art/ artist for hours.

One thing about Virgo, aqua, Gemini placements…if it’s not hard to understand they don’t get it 😭😭 thing is if doesn’t challenge them they either don’t put the brain cells to work or are just lazy about it.

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umm0lly · 2 years

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~intro post~

*cue drumroll*

pronouns: she/her

name: olly! nicknames are fine, esp from moots <3

nationality: greek-american

birthday: march 2nd. i'm a pisces sun, gemini rising, libra moon, which means i'm a threat to you and your family. yes i like astrology. yes i expect you to deal with it.

age: not for you, besties <3 however since i am a minor i would greatly appreciate if the pornbots stopped following me please and thank you!

sexuality: what are you a cop? but uh i’m cis but i like guys more than girls but i still like girls but uh uhhhhh

fandoms: too many to name. i expect you to know every single acronym. riordanverse (honestly pure nostalgia at this point), SGE (all of them are bi sue me), heartstopper (no YOU became the spring family because of your blog theme), stranger things (stop i am blushing too hard at even the mere MENTION of mike wheeler), mcyt (oh ldshadowlady my beloved), grishaverse (wylan van eck could blow up my house and i'd say sorry), all for the game (andrew minyard you are the most character of all time ever and i would kill and die for you), good omens (david tennant >>>>>>), the hunger games (PLEASE STOP SHOWING ME JOSH HUTCHERSON WHISTLE EDITS), star vs the forces of evil (tom 🤝 hekapoo 🤝 eclipsa = the beginning of my undying love for the hot villains), the lunar chronicles (thorne = the sci-fi version of count olaf), community (giggling at how i cant hear abed speak without hearing huey), ducktales (2017) (giggling at how i cant hear scrooge speak without hearing crowley), phineas and ferb (VANESSA 😍), the umbrella academy (nicky harper you son of a bitch) and WAY too many more that i can't name just dm me and ask me if im in a fandom. i'll probably say yes

adhd? something is very wrong up there but my best guess is severe anxiety and depression. perhaps some symptoms of adhd overlap but this is what im going with

number one blorbo - oo this one is tricky now... okay nico still holds his throne but cmon man i literally CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT ANDREW MINYARD. nico made me who i am tho.

why are you the rarest person: well first of all it depends on who you ask but pisces is technically the rarest zodiac sign. second of all it is a known fact that i am queer, and that's a very small percentage if you can believe it. third of all, i am an INFJ, which is the rarest personality type in the world. fourth, i am a core 8, which is the rarest enneagram core in the world. last but not least, my temperament is choleric, which is, you guessed it, the rarest temperament. i am also one of the most amazing smart beautiful hot stunning intelligent confident egotistical people you will ever meet and that's rare so haha + add all the mental stuff that combined with everything else makes me the rarest person on earth :)

I DO LOTS OF IRONIC SHIT! assume i am being SILLY in every single thing i say

tag me in every shark post you see because i fucking love sharks.

here's a card, here's a wattpad. have a good day.

will @rosiemistyy be the david to my georgia…?

!! old url was solangeloslytherclaw—> geeky-gay-greek —> stringlights-and-headlights —> ms-georgia-tennant —> umm0lly !!

poetry: @ollys-poetry-bullshit

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rrxnjun · 2 years

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hiii I'm sorry it took me sm time to reply i miss sending you these asks and talking to you 🤧 my hols have been going crazy with just tution class after tution class hh i did go on a 2 day trip last weekend tho and it was a nice break <3 (minus the part where we got drenched in the rain for like 2 hours straight. weather forecasts are scams.)

also screw uni for giving you a hard time :( just so you know I'm so proud of you for having the courage to move to a new place and to work on whatever you're studying right now despite not liking the city <33 manifesting sm fun moments and things to look forward to for you 🕯️🕯️ the weekends coming so hope that makes you feel better !!

help i had to Google up fire and air signs my astro knowledge = pinterest memes lol hfhfj all ik is I'm taurus. so after extensive research I've learnt that I have a thing for * drumroll * aquarians and capricorns (and the occasional Aries and cancer <33) hfjjf i had to search up all of my biases' zodiac info. i literally remember only hoshi's gfdhj He's not my bias (yet ??) but i find it funny before he's like, the Gemini of geminis 😭😭

YOO SEHUNS RAPS ALWAYS, LIKE ALWAYS, GET ME 'thats right my type' from his part in monster is stuck in my head rn. monster by exo <333

(OMG also you can drive ?? THATS COOL i wanna learn it so bad i can only drive a bike rn lolll bc you can only learn to drive cars from when you're 18 here)

HFJKDJFBJ i have a couple more exo memes (half of them are cursed hope no one checks the gallery in my phone) but for sm reason I'm not able to send pics or link things here Tumblr do be getting nastier by the day

the ncit coding thing was jungwoo the mechanical engineer and the others era LMAOO but that concept was 🥴 ngl college aus are a guilty pleasure for me and the shit they did just made my imagination go wild lol THE SPIDERMARK AGENDA THOOO DIDNT THINK HED ACTUALLY DO IT but again mark is the most likely to do smth like that

Do not talk to me about Lee donghyuck from that era. Just. Don't. He hot. HEWASINSANEFORTHATLIKETHECABLESTHINGWASFINEBUTTJFHRHKFCOLOURPALLETTEANDTHELOLLIPOPFUUUUUUHFHHF.

2 baddies is the catchiest song there exists the title makes me crack the fuck up its so funny DJFKLA i love it tho!!!!! havent checked out the whole album yet but designer's been on repeat its so good!!!! if you listened already, tell me your faves and ill make sure to get to it soon so we can talk abt it :pp

2 baddies 2baddies 1 porsche stil makes me giggle ngkf i haven't checked out the album yet hh (damn i have this and brand new by xiumin but i chose 28 reasons by goddess seulgi over both of them shhh) but i did listen to designer and hmmm <333

p.s. ily bar take care !! and stay safe 💕

its okay!!! we are both busy and mentally tired, send asks whenever you want to! i miss talking to you too tho and i wish life wasnt such a bitch to both of us lately 😡😡 im glad to hear u had fun on the trip!!!!! I got drenched last week as well bc my dumb ass forgot to bring an umbrella with me so im kind of sick ever since and its getting on my nerves 😭

thank you!! i am really fortunate that for the first time in my life, im interested in what im studying and im actually having fun in classes, so thats whats keeping me going tbh <3 also i think im slowly making new friends so i feel a bit better now :')

AHAHA VALID im only like a 30% astrology hoe i only know the very VERY basics. and omg youre a taurus!!!! my best friend is a taurus :) i seem to be getting a lot with tauruses AHAHA also aquariuses 😭 90% of the kpop scene is an aquarius so its very valid but i get it bc i am weak for them as well.

SEHUNS RAPS >>> also BRO my tiktok suddenly decided im in my exo-l era i keep getting exo tiktoks on my fyp and its so funny bc its so random but i also love it ???? 😭😭

i cant drive! 🥰 thats one of the main problems bc im supposed to have the driving exam in like 2 weeks and bro am i not doing well. i keep making stupid mistakes and im so scared im not gonna do it AHAHA here u can get your licence at 17! they let u drive with someone 18+ with at least 5(?) years of experience until you turn 18 and then u can drive on your own :) i actually waited longer to get my licence bc i was scared LMAO but its weird that at 19 i was the oldest in my course

SEND THOSE EXO MEMES ANY OTHER WAY PLEASE I AM IN NEED OF SOME FUNNY CONTENT. LITERALLY DM ME OR GET MY DISCORD I DO NOT CARE

college aus!! my weakness!! jungwoo and hyuck in sticker era 🥴🥴 but also 2 baddies jungwoo?? i lowkey think him and yuta are my 127 biases now if we exclude markhyuck bc im a devoted dreamzen LMAO

also THECABLESWERENTFINEISTILLTHINKABTITSOMETIMESANDIGETALITTLEFERALBUTALSOYESTHECOLORPALETTEFUCKIMSOCRAZYFORHIM

i did listen to the whole album but only in the bg as i was doing an assignment so i wasnt really paying 100% attention 😭😭😭 bUT designer has been on repeat its so good!!! other than that one i really enjoyed time lapse, gold dust and black clouds! Let me know which ones u like when u listen to it!!

I GOTTA LISTEN TO SEULGIS ALBUM AAAAAA i havent had the time to yet!!! but i did hear the title track on tiktok and the "i kiss your brother" is all i needed to hear to know that this will be lifechanging and i need to listen to it soon

I love you a lot! :) thank you for always finding time to come here and talk to me. take care and tell me all about how youve been next time!! hope you have a good week <3

#💌ask #ni 🌱

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innuendlou · 5 years

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Oof

#really dont want to get anyone mad but I just need to express my opinion real quick #if youre into astrology dont read this lmao #astrology is.....so dumb #people who belive in it hardcore..I just do not understand #its not real #its pseudo science #and now a bunch of annoying ass people walk around thinking its ok for them to not learn how to communicate like an adult #or have the worst temper but #oops haha im just a libra lolzzz #like bitch.... so cringey #also the one girl I know whos really like that just retweeted something that said #‘im not ready for astrology to go mainstream. likw when the locals find out about twin flames theyre gonna go wild #BITCH you are the local #and we been knew about twin flames!!!#is twin flames even an astrology thing bc I dont remember that?#anyway its not your boyfriend who ignores you and never wants to see you #im just tired of the rudest most socially inept people thinking crystals and astrology is a personality #anyway this is more about the one girl I guess than people who belive in it in general #but also..I cant help but laugh sorry

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arosmoon · 4 years

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🍁 astrology observations 🍁

A/N: i always love reading these because im interested in people's experiences and what they've noticed so i thought i'd hop along the trainnn :)

DISCLOSURE: these are my OPINIONS and common traits i've noticed regarding people who shared these placements. If said something about your placement doesn’t mean you HAVE to be like that, we’re all different!

also this is my first one so im doing my best here ladies and gents :)

💥 leo sun/1st/7th/11th house people attract a LOT of simps on the internet. if ykyk 😗

💥 12th house suns are SOOOO magnetically attracted to each other it's insane.

I have personal experience with this!

💥 fire moons actually tend to be the most chill people in my experience

just don't poke the bear lmao

💥 pisces moons in particular are SOOO MESSY!! Physical appearance is kept quite neat, but their space, oh lordy-

my mom has many virgo placements/virgo dominant and even tho she has an obsession with cleaning, she's ALWAYS the one leaving clothes, cups, wrappers, etc.

💥 capricorn mercuries tend to over explain everything often unnecessarily.

not even in a bad way its just kinda funny

💥 the aqua suns, scorpio moons i've met are SO GOOD at detaching from their emotions, looking at them almost in a 3rd person type of light.

💥 i feel like libra suns are often walked/talked over with how socially moldable they are. same goes for libra mars except they're more chill/dgaf abt it.

💥 aries moons have such intense emotions and very little control. poorly developed, they don't care who gets caught in the explosion of their outbursts. *sips tea*

💥still aries moons are some of the most honest people and always end up owning up to thier shit one way or another. 👏👏

💥 libra mars are SO GOOD AT STAYING IN THE MIDDLE/OUT OF DRAMA!

as an aries mars i am j e a l o u s .

💥 VIRGO PLACEMENTS (ESP MERCURY) ARE SO STUBBORN IN THEIR BELIEFS! this is because they are such traditionalists so basically its their way or the high wayy~

💥 pisces moons always have a victim mentality in some way shape or form. its like the world revolves around ur mf emotions or smth??

in my experiences ofc. sorry bb :/

💥 mars in the first natives radiate such masculine energy regardless of gender.

💥 conversely, venus in the first radiates very feminine/soft energy.

energy doesnt reflect gender or appearance, this is just the aura you give off :)

💥 undeveloped pisces venus will literally get depressed if they don't have someone/something to daydream about/plan for themselves.

💥 poorly developed cancer suns can be so emotionally manipulative aND PETTY!

💥 i love my cancers tho dont get me wrong :(

yall are the loves of my god damn life. 😔

💥 libra risings always give off such a beautiful and sexy aura YALL ARE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.

💥 leo risings just ☀️ s h i n e ☀️

💥 12th house mercuries can be sooo awkward sometimes/have trouble w/ communicating.

💥 communication flows really easy w/ 1st and especially 11th house mercuries.

💥 leo mars (usually males) are hella possessive and overly cocky, facade or not.

change my mind jk bitch u cant ;)

💥 aqua risings are present yet so incredibly distant in social situations. like yeah you're on the same physical plane but they just vibing somewhere else in their mind lmaoo.

💥 leo suns always get attention and either LOVE it or absolutely HATE it- depends on house and aspects, but they get it either way.

💥 attraction to people that have their sun as your sun sign/sister sign is absoLUTELY REAL.

you can also go in depth with similar sign synastry, but i'm no expert at that lmao

💥 inheriting genetic placements is really common! ex: i'm the daughter of two aquarius suns with earth dominance and water moons, I’m a cap sun, moon, mercury with aqua rising and a water venus.

💥 pisces suns are hit or miss for me. they are such dreamy and creative people, but poorly developed can be quite delusional, moody, and always acting like they're out of place.

💥 venus in the first people tend to loveee aesthetics and often have thier own that stands out to others.

even if they don't see it themselves! ❣

💥 gemini venus individuals are always friendzoning or getting friendzoned. smh.

💥 mars in the 3rd house people tend to have deeper/soothing voices for their gender.

esp. taurus mars/house

💥 libra moons are literally so sweet.

that's it, thats the observation.

🍁 c. @arosmoon -> | 10.15.20 | 🍁

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rcl-stan · 2 years

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would i be friends with the hoo characters irl?

back on my bs babes 😌 happy greenlit series btw 🥳

jason - i dont think id hate him but our personalities would definitely clash a lot, especially when its not in our best interests to be fighting at the moment. but i feel like itd be really fun to exchange style tips (aka i wanna redo his entire wardrobe so bad). we’d probably meet through band or something and then we’d have a couple other classes together, but those other classes are the ones we do the most group projects in and we’re always together which almost never turns out well. he’d probably think he does most of the work and will complain about it constantly but i’d do the same amount plus correcting all his mistakes and making sure it looks nice so smd jason 🤨 hes super kind to everyone tho as a default so that makes up for it a little

piper - yes. 100% we’d be friends. she has great style and a great taste in music. she’s actually close with jason and we redo his wardrobe together. she’s definitely one of those indecisive arts kids that has participated in every arts program in school by graduation and in attempts to not let that make her a pick me she becomes a little bit of a pick me but its okay. surprisingly enough tho shes not very popular even though she radiates that “im popular” energy. its probably bc she comes off as an asshole but she’s actually really nice with an awful rbf and no awareness of tone. we also both have short fuses and we fuck bitches up together. bestie goals

leo - ALSO YES. everything that most people hate about him i absolutely love. he’s exactly my type of person. he’s definitely one of those ambiverted robotics kids or those drummers with the energy of a firecracker. platonically in love with this boy. we’d TOTALLY gaslight our straight/white friends into thinking they’re racist or homophobic at any minor inconvenience they give us. “can you grab my pencil sorry i dropped it right by your foot” “its just out of reach sorry man” “oh what are you racist now?? you hate mexicans or something??” “😟 no pls i-” my favorite pastime. i feel like how we’ve struggled in life would also help with bonding and we’d understand each other and how our brains work well, pretty much just getting that good “i understand you” energy thats hard to get. plus he’s literally so hilarious and he has that dumb sense of humor that makes me tear up even though i know the joke isnt that funny. 4liferz next question

Reyna - oh no. she’s so sweet and i understand she’s been through a lot but there’s no way we’d get along. like honestly i think she’d just bore me. i need a lot of energy and i dont think she really meets that requirement. too focused on getting into an ivy league like bebe chill we’re sophomores its okay. i feel like she’d be one of those people that just get on my nerves for being around. nothing against her, i just get bothered very easily. as i get to know her though it wouldnt be bad. id maybe get her coffee on her birthday and tell her to relax even tho she wouldnt, but she deserves the break shes slaying a little too hard on herself

Rachel - i cant believe i left her out of the last one omg shes in this series a bit tho its okay- i think we’d get along and be good friends, but she’s probably one of those ones i can’t be around too much, like i think id really get her but i also think shed drain me pretty fast iykwim. absolute sweetheart tho. we’d probably meet in tech theatre and we’d probably drive to get food or coffee before practice with either just each other or a smaller group. we’d also talk about astrology all the time and i love her for that

clarisse - another i cant believe i left out shes not even in this one isnt she in college- okay okay UH id be intimidated definitely but like in the i have a crush on you but youd crush me way. i know i absolutely adore her character but i think shed be one of those seniors i hate, like just bc of smaller things she does here and there and since i dont care enough to get closer to her id assume she just sucks. my other friends who know her would totally be like “yall should talk more” and id REFUSE just to spite them after a point, even though i know they’re probably right that we’d get along if i gave her a chance

octavian - imma be real id bully this guy RELENTLESSLY hes got a massive ego and i wouldnt hold back. hed be like this girl i know that i have like four year old beef with OMG i hate that girl and im just now realizing if octavian were a hs student now they’d probably have a similar personality- 😟. a hard pass from me. we’d go at each other for fun but hed always lose. he wouldnt act like it but he would. like yungblud fighting the gender norms and losing pathetically. like what is he wearing. anyways

hazel - oh no. shed be one of those freshmen with a lot of audacity. even though shes absolutely wise beyond her years that doesnt mean she gets to act like an upperclassman like freshmen are freshmen, but maybe its the lack of understanding for social status. like id be nice to her but she’d bother me so much. id maybe miss her when i graduate tho

frank - like reyna, too chill. he has a short fuse for me and my kind of people tho so we’d probably fight all the time anyways. straight As, spelling bee, studco, gov extracurriculars, that dude is my worst nightmare. i have some friends like that but the thing is they have a personality. frank lacks in that area. stop focusing on which university of california you wanna go to and worry about yourself. not yourself as in academics, i mean yourself king ☹️

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kyutown · 3 years

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hi :) i would like to request a ship for enhypen, txt, stray kids and bts.

i am 19, i have a gemini sun, aquarius moon and a capicorn rising. i am a intp. i honestly don’t even know how to describe myself but i’ll try my best. i am pretty chill, i mean i could have my chaotic moments ya know but most of the time i mind my business and i just vibe. i am an introvert and honestly not. a big fan of people but you know they’re cool, i have only close knit friend groups but i do somehow make friends easily.

people say i’m mysterious but i’m pretty sure it’s because i don’t talk much. they also say i am very wise. i have curly natural hair but it’s dead cause i dye it a lot, right now i have two different colors in my hair blonde and brown, i have short hair because fuck long hair, oh i also curse a lot but i am very much mature enough to know when to and when not too. you know

i like to say i am funny, i really do think my humor is a good part of myself, i am very generous and i love to travel. anything adventurous, i’m down. i’m 5’2 and a quarter, wish i was taller sighhh anyways i play sims 4 a lot, mainly just stay in my room and vibe, i play with my cats a lot because i love them, i do hangout with friends a lot too. i am an anxious bitch, i don’t show it but inside i am dying lmao, i have tried a lot of hobbies but none of them stick since i get bored easily.

i love astrology! that’s my shit. everyone comes to me to ask me about their birth charts and i always have everyone’s birth chart in my phone, well my families and my close friends ya know. i love to read, mainly mangas and sad books. i love horror movies!!! anything scary and gory that’s my shit. i love to take pictures of pretty views and aesthetically pleasing photos. i love shopping like seriously i have a shopping addiction, especially sneakers or shoes in general, and hoodies. i just love spending money!

my favorite time of day is honestly probably like the moment from like 2 am - 4 am, the stars shine brighter between those hours. i love road trips. also if you cant tell i am like everywhere, mainly i have trouble sticking to one topic but like everyone is use to it all the time lmao, i am very aloof like weirdly enough i’m smart at stuff too.

my friends say i’m angsty but that’s because i read edgar allen poe a lot. i love music, especially like the grunge era nirvana is my favorite band ever, i love small bands like local bands, i go to concerts a lot, one direction was my shit, harry styles i love him.

i’m honestly trying to give you as much detail of myself because i asked for four ships i’m sorry 😭

i’m the type of friend who never really goes out much but like when we link, everyone always has the best time. i am the designated driver of my friends, i also love giving gifts! especially expensive because like i buy multiple gifts for each of my friends. i am bilingual. i love amusement parks, love stimulated death, arcades, ice cream (vanilla but im not picky) love to try new types of foods, gah i don’t know what else to say because i feel like i’m just going off abt myself. i hope this helps!! i hope you have a great day and thank you so much! (also i think my tumblr is pretty much me :)) THANK YOU ❤️🐝

hi! thank you for responding!

for enhypen, i think jay would be a nice match for you! jay would be the type who would gift you gifts and would enjoy receiving gifts from you! exchanging gifts would be one of your guys ways to show love to each other and he would also enjoy shopping with you! he would love shopping and would often pick out outfits for you and would buy you clothes!

for txt, i think huening kai would fit you well! i thought of huening kai because he would be the type who would love going to amusement parks with you and would enjoy going to arcades as well! he would always make you laugh and would laugh at your jokes which would make you happy as well!

for stray kids, i think changbin would pair nicely with you! changbin would be the one who would watch horror movies with you and would be the type who would be the most dark. he would, of course always be his funny self to you but would also enjoy watching horror movies with you and would love trying new food!

for bts, i think rm would be nice with you! rm would be the type who wouldn't mind you cursing and would be okay with you cursing when you do. he would be the type who would watch the stars with you and would read with you! he would love going with you on road trips and reading with you when you guys have free time!

#kpop #kpop imagines #kpop ships #enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen ships #txt #txt imagines #txt ships #stray kids imagines #stray kids #stray kids ships #bts #bts imagines #bts ships

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moons-and-stars-and-shit · 3 years

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Hii! May i ask for a slice of cake? (If you can ofc)

So im a INFP-T virgo im also 4"11 i have dark brown hair it because wayy lighter near the sun. Also dark brown eyes my hair is cut kinda like a shag like the front is cut but the back isn't (bc of my parents) my style is grunge ig? Im very inlove with fairy style Smm but because im broke i cant really fulfil my love for that style (also probably because of my parents). My body is???? Okay my boobies are medium size and no unfortunately I don't have a fat ass 😕 im not chubby but at the same time im not skinny. Like the most fat goes to my tummy I get rolls when I sit down bath blah you get my point (im pretty insecure about it lolol). One of my two main dreams is to study abroad and become an interior decorator.

I dont know how to describe my personality but I will try. My best friend always tells me that my sense of humour is downhill BAD. I would laugh at the dumbest shit ever for example i laughed one of those pixilated bugs pics with random names on the bottom 💀 also I laugh at my own trauma and stuff that shouldn't be laughed at. I kinda have anger issues 😕 I get unmotivated pretty easily. I rant to my best friend alot and she says that im ✨depressed✨ and have ✨anxiety✨ and that i need therapy. Im scared to rant to my parents because im "too young and its just my hormones". Something that I found out about myself this year is i have chill tics 😦 (from anxiety). Outside im nice and sweet but on the inside my mind is just saying other things. Im SOMETIMES cold and say what's on my mind but thats to my close ones like my mom dad or friends. I dont lie going Outside alot I think school is kinda useless. I like to draw and listen to music my fav artist are mother mother and mitski.

I hope i didn't say TOO much anyway thank youu I hope you have/had a great day :)

🍰 for @shotosimp2

Romantic Matchup

Oikawa Tooru

How yall met

Ok im ngl

Y'all had know clue who each other were

Well that's a lie

Of course you knew who Oikawa was

But you just didn't care

Now Oikawa always saw you around school

You know...in the school uniform

But one day

He saw you outside of school in all of your grunge glory

And apart of him was like bitch wtf

And the other was like ok queen i see you 😗

So he approached you and complimented your outfit

And you said thanks and then ran off to wherever you were heading

Wait

You just said thanks???

No fan girling????

Not even a blush??????

Nothing????????????

OIKAWA.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

Ok he would understand that reaction if you were just a stranger on the street

But you went to school with him?

So you had to know who he was right?

Yeah my mans had a whole ass crisis because you didn't have a bigger reaction

The next day he went to Iwa and told him about his interaction with you

And he was just like not everyone was to like you ya know

Oikawa: >:o

Then Iwa had a brilliant idea

Get this

Maybe

Oikawa should BEFRIEND you before expecting you to want to talk to him

Wild theory I know

So now Oikawa had a new goal

Befriending you

It actually wasn't that hard since you both had a lot of classes together

Soon enough you guys became close friends

And oikawa was happy with just being your friend

At least...he thought he was

But everything changed when you told him you were going to study abroad for 3 months

And even though you had each others numbers

Everything without you just seemed so dull

Omg

Did he really have feelings for you?

The more time that passed by the more he was sure that he liked you

Like LIKED liked you

So the day you came back to Japan is when he confessed to you

And well you'd be lying if you said you hadn't caught feelings for him too

So you said yes

What they love about you

He loves how normal you treat him

Now hell admit when he first met you he kinda wanted you to treat him like a celebrity

Expected it even

But the more time he spent around you

The more he realized how much he liked being treated normally

Ok screw what your friend says

He loves your humor!

Yall will laugh at the dumbest shit

If we were to look at you and Oikawa's messages

85% of it would be dumb ass memes

And honestly

This boy makes jokes about his trauma too

“Hey Y/N you wanna hear a joke?”

“Sure”

“My existence”

“...”

“Ayyyyy”

He loves how easy it is to talk to you

Like he's told you things he hasn't even told Iwa before

And Iwa is his CHILDHOOD BESTIE

So yeah

Trust between you two

ASTRONOMICAL

What you love about them

You love how supportive he is

If you say you wanna do something

He is right behind you cheering you on

You could tell him you want to commit arson

And he'd just be like

Period queen ill bring the gasoline 💅

You can always count on this man to be in your corner

Speaking of

You can always count on oikawa period

Which is another thing that you love about him

If oikawa is anything

He is a man of his word

If he says hes gonna do something

You know he's gonna do it

He's just overall a really reliable person

You love how he just seems to motivate you to do better

Fr after you guys started dating your grades went

Partly because you felt like you needed to compete with him

But mostly because he just motivates and pushes you to do better

And if you do improve on something

He is HYPING you up

“That's my baby! I knew you could do it!”

Favorite things to do together

Yall love to just go to the store and window shop

Im sorry but yall are some broke hoes

So most of the time it's just you guys trying on clothes in the dressing room

Taking pictures of your outfits

Then leaving

Yeah the store employees kinda hate you…

But who cares what they think

And if you two do have some pocket cash you'll buy one or two things

Then blow the rest of your money on that good mall food

Cause why not

Random Hc

He makes fun of your guys height difference ALL THE TIME

But like, can you blame him????

You're not even 5 feet tall!!!

“Imagine being the size of a 10 year old, couldn't be me”

Imagine being taller than the national average height 😐, couldn't be me”

“Touche”

He let you dress him up as an E-Boy ONCE

Ngl tho he dug the eyeliner look 😗

He called you every day while you were studying abroad

He even sent you a oikawa plushie

You may or may not have sent him a video of you drowning it

When you came back to Japan he legit TACKLED you in the middle of the airport

Astrology

Virgo + Cancer

Compatibility 80%

Cancer and Virgo can have a wonderful connection and are usually brought together by sexual understanding.

The main problem of their relationship is in the possible conflict between emotional Cancer and reasonable Virgo.

If they manage to overcome this, accepting each other’s shortcomings and learning to incorporate some rationality or some emotion into their lives, they could end up in an inspiring relationship that will last for a very long time.

In a way, they complement each other as much as the heart complements the mind.

If they share a spark of love, it would be a shame to miss the opportunity for happiness just because of someone’s irrational expectations or someone’s closed heart.

If someone can help Virgo build their trust, it is their Cancer partner.

Although Cancer is a cardinal sign, they are stable by nature, especially when it comes to emotional decisions they have made.

If they have chosen Virgo to be their loving partner, they will have no reason to lie or cheat.

This behavior would only endanger their vision of a shared life and a loving family they want with the partner they chose.

This is also a reason why Cancer won’t have an initial problem with trusting Virgo.

Their convictions are stronger than their doubt.

Overall Aesthetic

Grunge Glamour ✨

Songs -

Tia tamera (Doja Cat)

Verbratem (mother mother

Literal Legend (Ayesha Erotica)

Hayloft (mother mother)

Stupid (ashnikko)

#haikyuu!!#haikyu x reader #haikyuu fandom #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu matchups #oikawa hcs #oikawa toru x reader #oikawa x y/n #oikawa headcanons #oikawa tooru

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theofmd · 4 years

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Whoa, is that THEODORE JEON? I love him! You might know him as THEO. He’s the MAIN DANCER, AND VOCAL of IMPULSE, and he’s a ‘97 LINER! He’s one of my favorites under GOLD STAR ENTERTAINMENT.

surprise bitch i got another char n for once they arent a demon more abt him below like this 2 plot ty gn

theo is my lil babie boy, hes the babiest of impulse

ok wait idk abt babiest but hes the youngest

he is freakishly smart like im abt to struggle to write it sometimes bc hes studying psychology n is just ... rly bright ?

that said this dude is a fucking idiot hes gullible as h*ck for someone so gd sarcastic

hes all bark and no bite like he might say hes gonna throw hands but he would never in the wise words of seungyoun he doesnt have a killing part bc hes a pacifist

his dad is french ergo the name he visited there (not his dad tho) in the summers sometimes so he speaks a lil bit of frnech (i do not so u will never see it in real time)

his personality is bein based off his astrology chart n he’s a double aquarius w his venus also in aquarius so ... i’m sorry VNDSMG

(for u non astrology h*es this means he’s a gd edgy menace but i promise hes also a softie)

he seems a lot dumber than he is like he Does have a brain u just cant always tell

wanted plots

ppl who try to make him less schedule focused / have more fun

rivals ?? esp if its someone who thinks hes dumb

partner in crime

“i’m not gay but i’d definitely kiss u bro” (narrator vc: he was a little gay)

97 line group chat

2 am friends

he tries 2 get ur muse to stop smoking

idk dude im tired GHDJSG

#& ooc.#fmdintro #ill bring jimin back eventually but i need to not play a complete demon rn #also can i ever have an introduction thats not a complete and utter disaster ? absolutely not #also i didnt say in the post but this is kel #if u couldnt tell

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uriahking · 5 years

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all the texts for Milo 😈

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

URIAH: morning. seeing you yesterday reminded me that i have an old shirt of yours. i can mail it to you or something idk whatever you want.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

URIAH: sorry i made that comment about you dying. it wasnt very chill of me. its just really hard for m — [delete all]

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

URIAH: i gotta go record so lemme make this quick

URIAH: dont talk to me ever agian bye

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

URIAH: hey remember wen wer were in a band togheter/? lmao u fuck

URIAH: i farted on ur microphone onc eor twice or 3 times i cant remebber

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

URIAH: you know what sucks? I have sex dreams about u from time to time and theyre really fucking good. its like jfc u cant even leave my dream dick alone.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

URIAH: I know its late but I was thinking

URIAH: did you ever really want to be in a group with us? or were you just using us to build your own little celebrity empire?

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

URIAH: you ruined my fucking life.

URIAH: i will never, ever forgive you for everything you did to us. ever.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

URIAH: if u were an animal, youd be a snake.

URIAH: ssssss

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

URIAH: i dont know if im gonna be able to pay off my bills this month…or keep gma in the hospital. idk why im even telling you this.

URIAH: shes not even seventy years old. its not her time to go. im so scared that the next time she goes to sleep, shes not gonna wake up.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

URIAH: listen…as much as i say i dont care about you, i do. despite our differences, you and i go way back. we went on this incredible journey together and we both changed for better or for worse.

URIAH: I really hope you’re doing well. I hope you’re clean. And happy.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

URIAH: do you ever wonder what would have happened if you stayed with the band? do you think we would have broken up still?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

URIAH: my podcast hit 1 mil views BITCH!!! TAKE THAT

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

URIAH: [dick pic]

URIAH: Shit, that was supposed to go to a Mike. Fucking hell.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

URIAH: the reason i love astrology so much is because its the only thing that forces me to be positive and optimistic about my life. it makes me think that good things are yet to come. otherwise…im just fucking nobody whos only skill is banging on some drums. im no rockstar like you, milo. maybe part of the reason i hate you so much is because i envy you. fuck.

#askmemes.#asks #ok bitch this hurt #milocallum

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patrocool · 6 years

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Do all the questions :)

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.You're Welcome- MoanaSpacebridge- STARFORCESeize the Day- NewsiesImmigrants (We Get the Job Done)- K'naanEverything I Know- In the HeightsMore Than Survive- Be More Chill2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Hnnn, like in person? Nass3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“I really need to teach you French enough to explain that properly.”4) What do you think about most?Musicals, probably. Sorry, y'all.5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?Ha, as if6) Do you have any strange phobias?Elevators and firepoles.7) What's your religion?Atheist I guess? I'm.8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?Probably going inside.9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?Ahhhhhhhhhhh, probably AJR?10) What was the last lie you told?Shit, idk11) Do you believe in karma?Kind of12) What does your URL mean?Its a pun. Patroclus, my favorite Greek hero, but instead of "clus" its "cool".13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?Hmmmm, musicals are my weakness, but also my strength.14) Who is your celebrity crush?:( im aromantic15) How do you vent your anger?Bottle it up:)16) Do you have a collection of anything?Yes17) Are you happy with the person you've become?Lmaooooo hell no18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?Hate: screams of childrenLove: the silence after the children stop screaming19) What's your biggest "what if"?What if I hadnt absorbed my twin in the womb?20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Yes and yes21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.Couch. More couch.22) Smell the air. What do you smell?My dogs are wet:/23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?Nebraska/Iowa24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?Hnnn, idk, Kara Lindsey is pretty, those girls who played the girl newsies are pretty too, I cant remember their names25) To you, what is the meaning of life?4226) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Yes, no27) What was the last movie you saw?I just saw Coco on Wednesday and it was amazing!!!28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?I had to get 6 stitches in my knee after falling down a hill.29) Do you have any obsessions right now?Newsies.30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?The girls soccer team in middle school hated me and would constantly bully and exclude me bc they all said I was a lesbian.31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?Yes.32) What is your astrological sign?Cancer33) What's the last thing you purchased?Popcorn at the movies.34) Love or lust?:/ im aro ace35) In a relationship?See above36) How many relationships have you had?Idk37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?I dont have a secret weapon. I just hope.38) Where is your best friend?I have several best friends39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?Watching Brooklyn 9940) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?Idk, I think so? I'd probably annoy myself.41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?Fuck the job, I'm saving the dog42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?A) I would tell all the people that matter bc they deserve to know, b) whatever I have the money to do, c) yes and no43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?Sober Up - AJR44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Idk, communication?45) How can I win your heart?:(46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?Yeah47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?Idk, probably going to my current school48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?"The body ain't here, bitch"49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."Blood50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?Blue and red51) What is your current desktop picture?I dont have a computer52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?The grown up annoying orange, of course.53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?Idk man54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Unlimited wealth! Of be able to help so many fucking people55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?Idk:/56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?I'd make sure my dad's new wife never fucking touched my sister. 57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?I'm ace58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?To Nass!!59) Ever been on a plane?Yes60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.Uh idk, anyone on the newsies cast I guess?

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briteboy · 7 years

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yelling @ santi, i’m evil again (what else is new), SOME REALLY REALLY OLD ASKS, one GoT spoiler at the very bottom (beware)

*angrily slaps santi* GET YOUR SELF TOGETHER YAH POOP HEAD

Lou and Fiona deserve happiness pls let it happen ty

they do ;-; it will happen, don’t worry, no one suffers forever <3 i’ve actually been planning out lou’s story and i’m excited to actualize it hehe

I just read all of Santis story. Dear god, it is amazing. I cannot begin to describe how much I love it. I have been really sick lately and have such a hard time concentrating on anything for more than one second but I have not been able to look away from this story, not even when I re-read it for the third time. You are an amazing writer and I have fallen in love with every charachter you have introduced. I teared up so many times and my heart began beating fast, it was really an experience.

OH MY GOD ;___________; YOU READ IT THREE TIMES WHAATDOSOIGODFSKL holy shit thank you so much, i don’t even know what to say right now lmao ;-; i’m just kinda in awe that i was able to grab your attention like that and that you enjoyed it so much and just askjdjfsd THANK YOU i can’t say anything else but just thank you, people like you make this all worth it <3

A case of the novembers is the kinda story you read and you just know its going to stick with you for awhile. Like ones day, you'll be long gone in the future, doing something totally different, older wiser, all that bullshit, and you'll just randomly remember what a bittersweet story it was.

OMFG ;___; holy heck asjdjnfkdkjs this really got me right in the heart lmao. that’s the kind of story it’s always been for me and seeing other people interpret it that way as well is just mind boggling, thank you <3

You are evil. My poor heart hurts. ;______________;

you've ruined my life

Life hack: listen to the entire Hamilton soundtrack whilst working out at the gym. By the end of it, you'll have lost half your body weight due to sweating and crying at the same time (pls help this was such a bad decision)

OMG that’s me with grimes’ art angels lmao i go hord to kill v maim and venus fly

hamilton fans also go hord i respect it. learn more about history get swole killing two birds with one stone

Okay this is so fucking random but a while ago you did a post where you talked about perfect bby gianni saying that he spent a lot of time in introspection and like Thank you 'cause now I have a word to put on this thing I do when I try to figure why I feel certain things or what my relationship with people/random shit is and why and yeah I kind of understand myself a little better now so thx a lot!!! 😘😘😘 Also, you're great.

i think i was actually talking about santi (’cause that’s where we’re at right now, in that period of introspection for him heheh) but YES omg that makes me so happy ;-; it’s a good word lmao and i do the same thing, in fact i’m always trying to figure out my relationships with everything in order to understand myself more. that’s kinda why i’m so into astrology haha. i’m glad you finally got to pin down that feeling for yourself, it’s the best when that happens <3 YOU’RE GREAT TOO 💫

NOOOOOOOO MY FAVS THIS CAN'T... LOU.... SANTI PLS... THIS IS A RIOT 😭😭

let’s start protesting santi in the streets

Hi!! Umm I'm guessing you do but just in case, did you know there was a tear accessory? I think it's an eyeliner (cause you mentioned having to draw them yourself)

yeah i do! i mentioned the ones by s-club, i’ve used those a couple times. but i like drawing them myself because i feel like it’s weird to have the same single teardrop every time one of my characters cries (and we all know they’ve been crying a lot lately lmfao) if they didn’t cry often i probably wouldn’t feel compelled to draw the tears. but i don’t mind drawing them honestly, it’s kinda fun lmao. thanks for your consideration <3

so im sitting here thinkin....... what if santi goes on this trip and coms back and lou is in a relationship!?!?!

👏santi👏get👏it👏together👏

HE’S TRYIN

i want to die

AAAH SOLE DEVELOPMENT BETWEEN CUTE DEVIL CHILD AND I ALMOST DIED TWICE TATOO MAN YES

I HAD TO READ THIS LIKE THREE TIMES TO UNDERSTAND IT LMFAOSDOJDKF BUT YES their relationship kills me the most ;__;

wait santi tried to kys :'(

WHERE U BEEN he did :{

what font do u use in your histories?

arial!

hi u have a really pretty blog and I hope you have a good day

THIS IS SO SWEET I DON’T DESERVE IT ;-; I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO HONEYBEE 🌻

nyooooooom

I WENT M.I.A FOR A LITTLE AND I COME BACK TO READ UP ON THE STORY AND HOW DARE YOU ASHDDJFKL

@teishajenaie on instagram looks like Rooney to me, idk if you'd agree but ??

i see it!! definitely in the eyes and nose. also sorry i answered this literally like 3 months later lmao

gooey by glass animals gives me santi vibes :) ive been listening to it on repeat (bc im tht bitch) and it was making me think of you and his story! c: i hope you dont mind me over here lmao anyway, im excited to see where it goes and real excited for a back story for lou!! <3 lots of love

omg haha that’s actually funny because i used it in that one scene of him tripping, although it’s like completely a gianni song to me (at least personality-wise, it’s even on his playlist on my character page) and noooo i don’t mind, i love that song and i love when people recommend me songs!! i have a whole bunch of recommendations in my inbox that i need to acknowledge omg. anyway I’M EXCITED THAT YOU’RE EXCITED, especially for lou’s story, it’s coming up reeeeeal soon <333

i feel so late to the party but i Just started reading your story like five minutes ago and im absolutely entranced by it already and i cant wait to catch up and finally understand what to heck is going on

this was sent literally forever ago when santi and molly were out there being wild in the desert lmao so i hope you caught up and everything. “entranced” omg that’s such a wonderful word i’m honored

i didnt think i could love you more but the fact that you watch arrested development makes me so happy. i cry. my boyfriend has a mr manager, bluths frozen bananas shirt thats literally my favorite thing ever.

OMGGG YES i watched it once forever ago and i need to re-watch it asap lmao. I’M PRETTY SURE I BOUGHT THAT SAME EXACT SHIRT FOR MY BROTHER FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR

Just a biiig prank. Huge

this one is from so long ago i don’t remember the context but i laughed at loud when i read it. huge

i was playing with uncharted for the first time today and they said Navarro in it and i was like THATS MY BOI SANTIII

santi infiltrating everyone’s lives my bf played uncharted tho!! it looked cool. like indiana jones. i liked the marketplace part. a monkey stole his apple

Hi sunny! I really am in love with your story (even if it's tearing me apart at the moment) and just wanted to say you're cool Stay strong ma dude

HI THANK YOU <333 you’re also cool my dude and i’m sorry for tearing you apart (if it makes you feel any better this story tears me apart on a daily basis)

what packs and expansions do u have for ur game?

ummmmmm all of them except vintage glamour and fitness stuff. i wish i didn’t buy some of the stuff packs lmao but what can ya do i actually didn’t even get vampires or bowling or parenthood until like a month ago lmao i’m late to the party

Oh shit she's been dead hasn't she. Like this is all a drug or alcohol infused bender of mollys memory, she's probably never left. They're probably still at the hospital. I hope I fucking wrong but shit I also hope not. Poor santi

we’re so far past this but i just wanted to publish this anyway lmao it was a good theory! and this person was so sure of it it kinda made me wish it was true lol. sorry if that disappointed you but i’ll always remember this one in my sad sad heart 💔

how long did it take for you to make friends here? I started a simblr because I really like storytelling with my sims & I thought it'd be fun to meet people who enjoy that, too, especially since I don't have many friends irl...but I've been here for quite a few months now and it seems like no one even cares that I'm here....everyone I try to interact with pretty much ignores me after a message or two....I'm just feeling really discouraged about my presence here :/

I’M REALLY SORRY I DIDN’T ANSWER THIS SOONER ASKJDKJFSDKA (i’m sure it didn’t help the fact that you feel ignored, i really really hope you see this) but okay uhhhhhhh i only had acquaintances from 2015 up until like this year? then i started really becoming close with people. so it took a while lol, but i think everyone starts off slow because it’s mostly about the actual game we’re playing at first and then making friends just happens through that. don’t get discouraged, like i said it took a while for me. you really just need to reach out to the people you’d like to become friends with, reply to their posts, give your genuine thoughts, say something that’ll make their day...people notice that no matter what they have going on, i promise. i hope you’re still here and hanging in there. don’t get caught up in who’s talking to you or not talking to you, just do your thing, enjoy what you do, and people will notice you. <3

3. Hi so I just wanted to say that I love your story, I'm here for every update. I'm an s3 player I play s4 every once in awhile but s3 has my soul. I love Santi and I know he will be happy in the end, whether it's with Lou or not(hopefully it is tho) I only want him to be happy. I go through so many emotions in one post, like this is a tv drama and I can’t wait for the next episode. This is the end of my cut and paste. Have a nice day.❤️

HI HELLO <3 this is so sweet and i can’t believe you actually care about my story lmao thank you i’m glad you have faith in his happy ending, i don’t want anyone to think i genuinely like making my characters suffer lmao. i only do it to make the happy ending more satisfying. asjdfjksd comparing my stuff to film or tv always makes me so giddy so THANK YOU ily <333

"Suicide before you see this tear fall down my eyes" (Beyonce) reminds me of Molly's situation soooo muchhhh aaaahhhhh

OMG YES what a good connection. good song good connection yaeeahhh better call molly with the good hair

Ummmm... hello! I just read through your whole story with Santi and I'm like... holy fuck. Not only is your story wonderful, your editing is so good. I'm surprised I didn't shove my eyes up against my computer screen. Please continue making wonderful things and being great. Signing off 12:31 in the morning, I hope you have as much fun as you want to

“as much fun as you want to” omfgasdkngjd why did that make me laugh so much. don’t have too much fun, have the responsible amount of fun anyway HELLO thank you soooooO much ;-; pls don’t shove ur eyes up against the screen i’m almost positive that’s not good for them. but i appreciate this so much thank YOU for being great <3 signing off at 2:18 in the morning after ignoring this message for months now (i’m sorryyyyyyy) but um ily

HELLO??? I JUST READ A SERIOUS CASE OF NOVEMBER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I'M LIKE CRYING???? y u do dis to me I hate you and love you at the same time

(I need to rant I'm sorry) My uncle is really positive towards the army and war and stuff like that and all day he's been going on about how it should be mandatory to serve in the military, especially for "little brat girls" like me? And it's stressing me out so much I want to cry :( The army and war is something that genuinely scares me and I don't want anything to do with it, but he's just going on and on! What should I do?

this is literally sooooooooo late and i feel so bad i’m sorry, i hope this still helps you out and i hope you see it tho okay. i’m pretty sure this was even before the trans military ban like whew idek what your uncle must think about that. tbh just ignore him, like i know it’s hurtful but like...what is his point in telling you this? i would’ve literally been like (sarcastically) “ok then sign me up” but i’m also a lil shit so that’s probably not the best thing to say. but really like the only thing he’s trying to do is feel powerful by means of expressing his militaristic (no pun intended) opinions to someone far younger than him. it’s so that he feels bigger and better than you (especially by calling you a brat). he’s a sad man and anyone who relies on the military, of all things, to shape a person probably doesn’t have a strong sense of self anyway. i love you okay, just ignore him, don’t let him stress you out <3

I'm a little high and it's late but I have a lot of courage now so I've been following you for a while and I just want to tell you how much I love your story! I have come across other places on tumblr who do this but none have captured me as this one did! You are amazing and I am in love with this story! Thanks fo being you! :)

ONMG YOU HAD TO BE HIGH TO SEND THIS LMAO that was me this weekend anyway thank you so much, it floors me every time anyone says these kinds of things to me and it never gets old ;-; you are so amazing ok <333

you can't possibly be offended by a homophobic joke in game of thrones, it's set in medieval times. they had several lgbt characters in it, it's not the show that's homophobic, it's the characters, which is accurate for that time period.

o i can and i will lmao i mean i get where you’re coming from but with that logic you could say it’s only accurate to put homophobic jokes in today’s media just because people are still homophobic in the time live in. i know it’s the characters, but you do understand that someone writes those characters, right? it’s bad writing. it’s lazy and pandering and because of that it’s offensive. idk if you know the exact dialogue i was referring to but it was so completely unnecessary lmfao. they could’ve made a million other jokes. regardless of how it offended me it was just BAD lmao

SPOILER BELOW OK DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YA

@ I wanna watch GoT anon: don't. It's just so fucking bad. The definition of overhyped tbh (and btw, sunny, PLS HELP HE SCREWED HIS FUCKING AUNT WTH)

LMAO SOMEONE ACTUALLY AGREES WITH ME? wow bless u. it is definitely overhyped, like it was good at first but it’s been riding that hype through these past couple of seasons to disguise the bad writing. i understand being entertained by it, but i’m always surprised when people think it’s actually well written at this point...it’s so cringey and now thanks to the season finale this fanbase will be justifying incest. great!

OK MOVE ALONG NOW

#AND I'LL BE ANSWERING THE CHARACTER ASKS TOMORROW (well today but whatev)#anonymous #nonsims #saviorhide #sunny answers

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zigsexual · 7 years

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this fuckin tag

look omg YALL i was not gonna do this because i hate spamming everyone with tag memes so i resisted but then guess what!!! got tagged by @gayforgayle @endlessraj @hartfeld @violetflipflops @choices-aesthetic @zenobia-is-hot @daddyzigtrash @smartlillian @ohmymaxwell @chris-powell @zaddysloan AND @michellenguyens so here we are because peer pressure is effective my friends

Rules: Answer the questions & tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better.

Name: sarah

Nickname: there is no nickname for sarah

Zodiac sign: sagittarius but like what does that even mean? idk shit about astrology so if anyone does can u tell me about it,, like what signs do we drag what signs are cool idEk

Hogwarts House: mothafuckin RAVENCLAW a bich been sorted twice to check and also i got a ravenclaw sweatshirt at harry potter world its v cozy

Height: 5′9

Sexual orientation: chris pine

 Ethnicity: white bread altho not to be A White™ but i’m half scandinavian i literally had to go to the scandinavian festival in traditional attire in my youth and i know some swedish/norwegian

 Favourite fruit: the fuck kinda question is this, idk like peaches or some shit????

Favourite season: summer

Favourite book series: yike this is so broad oh dear,,, uh percy jackson of COURse the one love of my life, hunger games, obvs harry potter, THE PRINCESS DIARIES ive read them all like 15 times no lie

Favourite fictional characters: this question is stupid wtf does this even mean!!!!! pass

Favourite flower: bleeding hearts have y'all seen them??? get ur ass to google but remember to specify flower or u might get……. actual bleeding hearts lmao

Favourite scents: idk uhh baking bread i guess,, lilacs r nice

Favourite color: RED bitch!!!!!! also forest green and gold

Favourite animal: my dog and my cats (also flamingos and manatees)

Favourite band: look i gotta be real, i have terrible taste in music and i ACCEPT this about myself i aint mad!!!!!! my fave band is still one direction lmao #rip also i like john mayer and kesha

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: fun fact im allergic to caffeine (in affective doses so i still got that yung chocolate life)

Average hours of sleep: i have an app that tracks mine and it says 6 :(

Numbers of blankets: one thousand

Dream trip: i really wanna go to australia someday, i feel that i am destined to meet my husband there but also its got SO many horrifying bugs

Last thing I googled: “bleedinf heart flower” i cant type and i wanted to remember how pretty they are. sorry this answer sux lmao

How many blogs I follow: 94, im a discerning heaux

Numbers of followers: 430 and i am in love with ALL OF THEM

What I usually post about: this is a Choices Only blog so like maxwell beaumont and #murderking and how much i hate drake/jake

 Do I get asks regularly: honestly yea??? which is v new and exciting for me!! sorry if i don’t answer them right away its because i must gather my thoughts

im not tagging SHit for this because you all have done it by now and im tired, its nighttime and i need to do my laundry

#tagged #im so tired guys #why did my nap not even help #i love u all i love this dumb fandom #ur The Best and i hope we never get too crazy #why am i being sappy in the tags?#idk leave me BE #g'bless

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jupeterian · 7 years

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Ok so i was tagged to do the 20 questions thingy

@aquariusqueen tagged me but sooo long ago i was tagged by @missunderzztood to do something similar and ALSO even longer ago @moonmood (who i absolutely love) tagged me in one of these as well, so im just gonna do them all together. Im SO sorry i completely forgot! You are all so great and im so forgetful!!! I also apologize for this being so goddamn long

1) Name: Lucía

2) Nicknames: Luli or Lu

2) Gender: female

3) Sun sign: Libra ♎

4) Height: 1, 60

5) Sexual orientation: Bi

6) Hogwarts House: Slytherin 🐍

7) Nationality: Argentinian

8) Favorite season: i cant pick one!!! I love them all!!

9) Fav book: i have so many but i still think about Dan Brown’s Inferno and Truman Capote’s Cold Blood years after ive read them

10) Fav animal: there’s no way i can pick just ONE

11) Fav Scent: anything expensive and classy lol

12) Fav color: Turquoise (is that how u spell it? Idk, turquesa and also any shade of pink)

13) Coffee | Tea | Hot cocoa: Coffee

14) Average sleep hours: 6 hs give or take

15) Cat or dog person: both istg

16) Fav band/singer: my all-time favorite band is My Chemical Romance (I KNOW, but their songs feel like home ok)

17) Fav fictional character: i dont think i have one tbh

18) Dream Job: i’ll be an embassador so.. theres that

19) N° of blankets u sleep with: they are currently 3

20) Dream trip: well id love to travel everywhere really but the trip i had been wating for my entire life was my prom trip and it couldnt have been more perfect. Just 10 days in Bariloche, away from parents with the entire class, partying every night in a different club and during the day doing excursions in the snow. Idk how i survived being drunk w no sleep and high on ibuprofen bc i was sick af for 10 days but its the best thing thats ever happened to me

21) Blog created: i created my main like 2 years ago ? And Jupetarian last november

22) what made you decide to make a tumblr: i was really curious abt this site and then i stayed lol. With this blog, i just wanted a space where i could keep everything related to astrology without fucking up my main

23) N° of followers: i think Jupetarian has almost 200 now?? I never thought id have any followers lol so im v excited i love them all so much

24) Random fact: since this is not specific i could go on forever talking about myself lol but first things that come to my mind are i can speak 3 languages, play 5 instruments and i play volleyball?? But im extremely competitive and i get super angry, frustrated and judgemental if i dont win or get my way in literally everything lmfao

25) Fav book you were made to read in class: mmmm i loved The Lord of the Flies but i think my fav was a compilation of Cortazar’s stories

26) Best vacation memory: idk about “best” but there was this one time i went to california and we were in Hermosa Beach (san diego) with a friend and a bunch of guys pass riding bikes and chanting “national killing day!” And we were v confused

27) Best meal you ever had: chiken marinated in beer/wine/gancia or sidra i swear everyone needs to try it oh my goood

28) Last song you’ve listened to: ByPass’ opening song bc im a nostalgic bitch who cant let go her prom trip (its been a whole year KILL ME)

29) Last adventure you went on: like 2 weeks ago i had to lie to my parents about meeting with friends in a bar bc i was actually going on a date SOOO my dad took me to the bar, i lied to the “waiting-list lady” when i told her we were gonna be 10 people so she would let me in so i could wait until my dad left. After 5 minutes or so i got out and started walking like 8 blocks to the subway, watching my back the whole time bc i had lost sight of my dad (mind you, the city is v dangerous and i was alone and the streets were dark and empty i was so loving the adrenaline). I didnt know the guy, i was super far away from my home and i got back at like 4 am and i was SO HAPPY bc i love feeling free like that 💕

30) Fav mythological creature: prob mermaids??? Ive been obssesed with them since forever (i think its bc of my lack of water lol)

31) Fav story/myth/fairy tale: man, any old disney story. I also remember fondly pulgarcito, hansel y gretel, manuelita, and so many more

32) Last tv show u watched: Black Mirror and i still think about it every day

33) Calm or stormy: stormy but i love calm too (uuugh i can never pick smth when it comes to nature)

34) Fav painter: i just love rainassance and barocco paintings but i dont think i can decide??? How can i choose between so many beautiful things!!!!!

35) Ocean or forest: im gonna say ocean bc i feel a deep conection to it but i just.love.the forest.so.much !!!!!

Oh and i tag everyone that wants to do this (?

#i feel like this is boringly long omg #but there u go #ive finally delivered #about me #mychemicalsiren #jupetarian

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babegroot · 7 years

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1-200 :-) :-)

okay 200 QUESTIONS UNDER THE CUT!! you’re so sweet i don’t deserve your love

200: My crush’s name is: lmao I don't have a crush rn ;(199: I was born in: a hospital :)198: I am really: odd197: My cellphone company is: Virgin196: My eye color is: really light brown195: My shoe size is: 5 UK194: My ring size is: god knows??193: My height is: 5'4192: I am allergic to: n/a191: My 1st car was: I DONT HAVE A CAR190: My 1st job was: nor do I have a job 189: Last book you read: 'astrology' by yasmin boland188: My bed is: big187: My pet: a cat 186: My best friend: i have more than one? sos but rn I've been best friends with Tory for almost seven years now BESIDES MY MUM BC SHES THE REAL G 185: My favorite shampoo is: a turkish one I bought ages ago 184: Xbox or ps3: ugh neither 183: Piggy banks are: useful 182: In my pockets: you can find a vaseline 181: On my calendar: you can always see 12091282 different things to do 180: Marriage is: something that i am not sure about179: Spongebob can: make me laugh 178: My mom: is my best friend 177: The last three songs I bought were? now or never, why'd you only call me when you're high and do i wanna know?176: Last YouTube video watched: what's up - 4 non blondes175: How many cousins do you have? 25174: Do you have any siblings? in total 5 (only 3 by blood, rest is only step)173: Are your parents divorced? yes 172: Are you taller than your mom? no 171: Do you play an instrument? no 170: What did you do yesterday? slept a lot [ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: no 168: Luck: yes 167: Fate: yes 166: Yourself: lmao not really 165: Aliens: yes 164: Heaven: yes? but not the way religious put it 163: Hell: read the answer to the above 162: God: not really 161: Horoscopes: YES160: Soul mates: yes 159: Ghosts: yes158: Gay Marriage: yesssssss157: War: sometimes it is necessary ngl 156: Orbs: ??????155: Magic: yes [ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: lmao i like both but high is less messy so 152: Phone or Online: depends a lot ugh 151: Red heads or Black haired: red heads? brunette? both amazing 150: Blondes or Brunettes: LOVE BOTH 149: Hot or cold: in the middle 148: Summer or winter: summer in brazil, winter in london 147: Autumn or Spring: spring 146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: depends a lot 142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonald's141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: white 140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: LMAOOOOOOO SO FLIP FLOPS but high heels are so pretty? I HATE CHOOSING UGH 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and rich? our society is fucked so im sorry137: Coke or Pepsi: coke 136: Hillary or Obama: obama 135: Burried or cremated: cremated134: Singing or Dancing: both 133: Coach or Chanel: idk 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: idk mannn 131: Small town or Big city: big city 130: Wal-Mart or Target: i dont have these around here 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: adam sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: ??126: Your Birthday or Christmas: christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers124: Disney or Six Flags: disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: ??[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: not always necessary 121: George Bush: idk about him 120: Gay Marriage: should be respected119: The presidential election: NOT AMERICAN118: Abortion: a woman knows what's best for her and for her child and being born is not always the best option 117: MySpace: never had it 116: Reality TV: ugh dramatic 115: Parents: important for our development 114: Back stabbers: die bitch113: Ebay: so useful 112: Facebook: an easy way to connect with family 111: Work: gotta pay the bills110: My Neighbors: smoke a lot but are pretty quiet 109: Gas Prices: who knows108: Designer Clothes: not always that cute 107: College: where you find yourself 106: Sports: i wish i could actually do it 105: My family: my everything 104: The future: scary [ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: last week 102: Last time you ate: 2 hours ago 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: uhhhhh i dont remember 100: Cried in front of someone: I don't remember 99: Went to a movie theater: SO LONG AGO 98: Took a vacation: vacation rn 97: Swam in a pool: i cant remember rah 96: Changed a diaper: last year 95: Got my nails done: ages ago 94: Went to a wedding: ??93: Broke a bone: never92: Got a peircing: august last year91: Broke the law: a couple of weeks ago for a birthday 90: Texted: hour ago [ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: my stepdad88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: i've left home and i miss my mum's cofffee87: The last movie I saw: why him?86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: going back to brazil this year85: The thing im not looking forward to: completing my exams84: People call me: difficult/the astrology girl 83: The most difficult thing to do is: actually revising 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never81: My zodiac sign is: libra80: The first person i talked to today was: katie79: First time you had a crush: when i was 10 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my mum 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: blair almost every single night76: Right now I am talking to: blair 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i have no clue

74: I have/will get a job: this summer73: Tomorrow: i'm revising with my friends72: Today: i'm staying in and feeling sad about not revising 71: Next Summer: i'll be in brazil70: Next Weekend: i'll be in ipswich 69: I have these pets: a cat, called pumpkin 68: The worst sound in the world: scratching a plastic surface 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: felipe 66: People that make you happy: my mum, sister and my brother 65: Last time I cried: last week 64: My friends are: SO MANY god i am not naming people here 63: My computer is: old 62: My School: is boring and got a long name 61: My Car: n/a60: I lose all respect for people who: lie and cheat 59: The movie I cried at was: "now is good"58: Your hair color is: dark brown57: TV shows you watch: brooklyn nine nine, from dusk till dawn, riverdale and sons of anarchy56: Favorite web site: tumblr55: Your dream vacation: going around europe 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: idk 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium52: My room is: quite big and bright51: My favorite celebrity is: eiza gonzalez? 50: Where would you like to be: in brazil, with my mum 49: Do you want children: yes 48: Ever been in love: yes 47: Who’s your best friend: my mum 46: More guy friends or girl friends: guy friends45: One thing that makes you feel great is: talking to my mum44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my brother43: Do you have a 5 year plan: kinda42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: not really 41: Have you pre-named your children: LMAO lowkey 40: Last person I got mad at: anees39: I would like to move to: brazil 38: I wish I was a professional: psychologist [ My Favorites ]37: Candy: n/a36: Vehicle: n/a35: President: n/a34: State visited: n/a33: Cellphone provider: n/a32: Athlete: n/a31: Actor: zane holtz30: Actress: eiza gonzalez29: Singer: maluma28: Band: the script 27: Clothing store: ?????idk 26: Grocery store: tescos25: TV show: brooklyn nine nine 24: Movie: the last song 23: Website: tumblr22: Animal: koalas21: Theme park: Thrope Park20: Holiday: summer19: Sport to watch: football18: Sport to play: none17: Magazine: none16: Book: milk and honey15: Day of the week: friday14: Beach: ??13: Concert attended: the 197512: Thing to cook: steak11: Food: bbq10: Restaurant: a restaurant in italy near my dad's friend's house9: Radio station: Capital FM8: Yankee candle scent: n/a7: Perfume: some cheap one from boots6: Flower: roses5: Color: white4: Talk show host: jimmy3: Comedian: idk 2: Dog breed: n/a1: Did you answer all these truthfully? yes thats why i look so confused

#answered #you're a blessing #velvetrpc #same

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