#i had a realisation today

[lumspokenfor]

i have this very bad habit of turning self insert mcs into my ocs. oh i'm supposed to be the mc? too bad, it's (random oc i made twelve seconds ago)'s turn today

#self insert #i had a realisation today #twisted wonderland #love the yuusonas in that fandom #oc #original character #twst #yuusona #disney twst #twst oc #obey me #LOL #haven't played that game in a good while cause i physically cant play otome games unless im in the right mindset #oc for om was kinda silly #she was just stupid #felt really inspired by the sheep mascot smth idk #love and deepspace #started playing that one yesterday actually #the graphics freaked me out at first #scary looking men #not as in ugly but as in freakishly realistic #i dont like men but i can get to customise my very own character 💔💔 #oc x canon #obey me x mc #twst x yuu

[muppetebbtide]

discworld dashboard simulator

❓ ankhmorporkpolls

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

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*inhume

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

piss off you posh knob

🍴 priestessofanoia

tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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ALL'S WELL!

🍴 priestessofanoia

nvm lmao 😭

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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unseenuniconfessions reblogged:

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Ook

#SO TRUE KING

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Anonymous asked:

Is lord vetinari gay

🪄ramtopswitches answered:

Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)

• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

• apparently stole over 100k

• cringe

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Anonymous asked:

Blessings be upon this askbox

🌷queen-of-lancre answered:

I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!

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HAVE FUN

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Thanks man!

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is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead

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🧳 agateantravels follow

The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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🐊 genuablogging

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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#no idea if this is even funny. whatever! I had fun! #discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #witches abroad #going postal #hogfather #maskerade #tumblr simulator #dashboard simulator #my post #tag edit: I did not realise today was the anniversary of Terry's passing... but it certainly serves as a tribute!? gnu ledge

[oifaaa]

Can't wait to go into work tomorrow and try to explain to my coworkers that I spent my whole Sunday doing nothing but watching an almost 4 hour long youtube video essay about plagiarism

#hbomberguy #the absolute joy i felt this morning #walking up #seeing that video #realising i had nothing else i had to do today #best feeling in the world

[lazylittledragon]

discussion: would gale accept only getting a few decades with his partner because he’s a squishy human OR would he go the lich route a la barry bluejeans

#ramble #bg3 #gale dekarios #today i realised that gale would only get 40-60 years with cyra and she’d have centuries without him and i got sad #i’m v curious what everyone else thinks??? #bc on one hand he was very willing to just explode but that was probably a guilt thing? #but also i feel like. he wants to do more stuff #maybe i’m just not over barold j. bluejeans turning himself into the essence of his magic to be with his elf wife forever idk #if i had a nickel for every time i became deranged over a human wizard with a rabid elf wife with red hair #i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[bloo-the-dragon]

Just a reminder to everyone that Sun can still be a sweetheart as much as an absolute sass master, these two are not mutually exclusive.

Sun gives you hug to tell you it's ok <3

#fnaf help wanted 2 #fnaf help wanted 2 spoilers #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf sundrop #bloo's art #i didn't realise just how badly things had blown up til today #man #anyways here's soft Sun #(also ahaha.... i share this and i'm posting another Sun art later which is a bit more intense LMAO #but not help wanted related tho)

[therepublicofletters]

26.10.23 || Having a caffeine-induced archive high from the tiramisù I had at dinner, hoping it lasts me the next three years

#i honestly had such a good day in the archive today it was very refreshing #this doc above ^ was cool because it referenced a statue that we actually know #which is the bust of maestro giovanni chellini by antonio rossellino #and i didn't realise that the pazzi owned it in the 19th century which is super funky #archive posting #phdblr #gradblr #dissertating #also if anyone has recs for milan i am here for another four days two of which will be free

[violettssims]

horses secured 🤝🏻

#updated the stupid game #bought the stupid pack #had a bit of stupid fun #hehe #guess who i'm playing with #NOAH AND MICAEL #had a sudden realisation today that this pack is perfect for micael #i don't even hve to change his clothes he's already in the appropriate attire LOL #the black stallion is micael's #and the foal is noah's #my gameplay #the sims 4 #sims 4 horse ranch #v #horsie gp

[cockworkangels]

thank you for the idea to paint eileen @caught-a-dragonfly :)

#thank you for the suggestion this was such a fun challenge for me! also i hope it's okay that i tagged you :) #i neeeed to practise painting more this made me realise i really have no idea how to do anything i'm always just winging it #i've had this in my drafts for like a month and i wasn't happy with it i tried to fix it a little today and i think it got a little bit #better. but i should try painting more in the future to get a better grasp of it :) #sorry for putting so much ramblings in the tags lol #spn #supernatural #eileen leahy #spn fanart #eileen leahy fanart #my art #digital art #art practice

[chocolateleclerc]

Charles Leclerc as Barbie Ferrari Dolls (Limited Editions)

#charles leclerc #ferrari #😭😭😭 #i watched barbie today and i knew i had to do this😭 #all this made me realise charles has never worn a red jacket #or leather much. crime! #f1 #formula 1 #barbie

[kayatoastkkat]

i actually finished something wahoo 🎉

GO READ HOW TO BE A PROPER GENTLEMAN BY @quilna!!

I think it's impressive that the original sketch dates back to early August, meaning this piece in total went through 2 months of exams, procrastination, switching to iPad and starting again on it from scratch, and still I had enough leftover motivation to finish it. This shows that Quill fics have great power to sustain motivation to draw, out of sheer talent and guilt if I don't finish it.

once again go read the fic please I beg of you

#the glass scientists #this is actually the first piece I started on iPad #i had like the lineart already done on phone but I didn't feel like syncing it #so i just restarted from scratch again lmao #tgs fanart #tgs jekyll #tgs lanyon #i guess?? #my art #how to be a proper gentleman #i also realised the inktober prompt for today is “chains” #this is intentional and only I find it funny #ipad art

[askblueandviolet]

MASTER POST

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #blue and violet #I was a little busy today so I couldn't start answering things as quick as I wanted to but I'M WORKING ON IT XDDD #as funny as it would be to get these two sucker punched by candy bracelets- #I realised it would be more funny if I drew Macaque straight up eating the candy instead #my knowledge of Bendy and the Ink Machine is also really really limited lmao #I had to google what these 1920s sillies looked like #also the dishes on the table are Lo Mai Gai (hidden by the Alice plushie) - Bao - Dumplings - and Lob Bak Go which is 'turnip cake' #more will be added throughout the next few asks haha #I will do my best to try and include as many as I can from the chapter itself but there is only so much space on this table lmao-

[judasisgayriot]

sometimes before it gets better, the darkness gets bigger, the person that you'd take a bullet for is behind the trigger

#fobedit #fall out boy #youngblood chronicles #patrick stump #pete wentz #miss missing you #peterick #anni edits #fob #fighting and mauling each other to the death can be something that is actually so personal #and homoerotic. i mean what #the twin skeletons of it all #i realise i've made and posted a lot of stuff today i just had Creative Urges i guess lol. sorry #and rewatched ybc recently so wanted to see the boys fighting n killing <3 lets die side by side bestie

[lunarharp]

warming back up..with silliness.. watching shrek 2 again & Dreams . cause i have a lot of dreams that are weird

#witch hat tag #orufrey #i dreamt qifrey had tattoos and it was scary bc why wouldnt i know that? he's been shirtless in the manga #yet in the dream he had geometric black tattoos on his neck? HOW COULD I NOT KNOW??? #i also dreamt today about panels with loads of fire in them like they were in a burning building and tetia's shoes were getting singed #but nobody even cared and nobody in the world noticed the fire except for me only i realise things are on fire #stress dreams..stress dreams about witch hat atelier..i'm not doing well guys #yeah i used shrek dialogue for my orufrey. we're at this level of insanity. i dont even care any more #listen to Holding out for a hero (shrek 2) (10 hour version) thinking of qif & oru & iguin and maybe youll understand #silly personal drawings where ive drawn 'myself' dont fit with my actual art =_= But Once again..who cares any more.

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 magician manga #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #you know despite all the evidence i dont think yosuke actually realises that he's actually quite attractive and good looking #kou talks about girls coming over to check him out and sure maybe it's just the novelty of him being a new student #but his hometown friend katsuragi FOR SURE has a crush on him look at this classic shoujo scene where katsuragi sees a text from yosuke and #smiles in a way that has him being teased like ooooh is that from a girl #getting a text from yosuke makes katsuragi smile in a way like one would when they havr a crush OK I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS FURTHER #ITS TOO OBVIOUS AND I LOVE IT BUT #this is a yosuke centric blog and all these to say.... i wonder if yosuke is actually just seriously oblivious #to when people are interested in him #i think it stems from a place of low self esteem like “oh who could possibly like me” even when hes actually quite a solid catch #yosuke probably receives letters of confession in his shoebox and thinks they were placed in the wrong box so he politely returns them #when they actually have his name on it he just laughs and says wow theres another yosuke/hanamura in this school? #or assumes its a prank by someone else #i swear this boy had the most OUT THERE mental gymnastics going on #yosuke talks endlessly about how he wants a girlfriend but i bet you if a girl asks him out his response will be “go where?” #“oh maybe later? i have a shift today but if it's a junes related issue you can find me at the grocery dept! seeya!” #theres the whole “disappointment the moment he opens his mouth” thing but come on #theres going to be at least some confessions from people who have only seen him from afar #not to mention that yosuke canonically likes fashion and always dresses well #honestly maybe yosuke's rizz lvl is so high that it just circles down into the negatives #only joking i think he does get interest but he doesnt realise #and because everytime he does attempt to flirt hes immediately rejected he thinks hes never had any interest #which i think is just not true #and i havent even started talking about yu lmao #anyway the magician manga was devastating for my mental health and i beseech all of you to resd it as well and then cry about it with me #he's good with his queue

[taaalia]

i have made so many drawings of yeet and killa and the worst part is that NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THEM ARHEHAA🗣️🗣️💥

but anyways when have i ever cared about that

#killa redisigb we stay winning!! #i just didnt wanna draw that sorta jacket her old design had.. so #i have more for the record #these are the finished ones #dndads #dungeons and daddies #yeet bigly #killa demall #i heart them #shoutout to those two people who saw these before i posted them u know who u are💥 #and shoutout to zillylilguyz whos one of the people i just mentioned and got me completely cooked on the mtf/ftm killa and yeet #i am on such a posting roll today!! thats so crazy dude #second post todya #oh yeah btw this is probably not thwm as twelve year olds if it wasnt obvious #idk i dont know how to draw kids #actuallt i just realised i think i might be drawing yeet with an eyepatch in the wrong eye.. #who careeesss

[tropicalflowers]

I can just never stop thinking about how the reveals will go....it would be so ANGSTY. Twilight would be surprised and would SEVERELY doubt his skills as a spy when he'd realise that Yor is an assassin. But he would understand. Yor in her cruise arc also acknowledges this. She did what she had to to raise Yuri and support both of them financially. Yor would be the one most devastated after Twilight's reveal because even though we as the audience KNOW that [redacted] has found a genuine connection with her,,, she wouldn't know that, she'll believe it was all a big fat lie. She finds peace whenever Loid reassures her and it would all just hurt her so much and she wouldn't know where to go.(let's be fr Yuri as of now cannot offer that kind of emotional support to Yor especially regarding Loid)

And if she knows about Loid's mission, how Anya and Loid CHOSE to not tell her that they are not biologically related, and how there was never a 'first wife', She would feel betrayed by Anya too. Her insecurity stems from the fact that she's not being a good mother/wife to the forger family. But there wasn't a family to begin with. This fake marriage(even though they both VERY much want to be in it), as good and understanding as it is, is a sham.

If she knew from the beginning how things were, it would have taken more time for the three of them to come as close as they are. But because everything we have now is built on lies, everything will be over and they all would crumble away so that they can begin again.(without the lies)

#spy x family #twiyor #yor forger #loid forger #anya forger #spy x family brain rot #today's chapter made me realise anya isn't actually twilight's daughter i had forgotten #the reveals are so far away rn but ... #fanfics are all i have #they are SO GOOD