#i mean. they serve and are serving

[uths-ethnol-spam]

as far as i know now (s3), the only criteria to be chosen to serve an entity as an avatar seems to be "be cunty"

#i mean. they serve and are serving #staring v hard at jude perry right now #and at mike “i was trying so hard to be polite...” crew #and do i need to mention jon? #or (as far as i can tell) elias #and how to forget MICHAEL #literally the list goes on #tma memes #tma meme #the magnus archives memes #the magnus archives meme #jude perry #ethnol & tma

[meyerlansky]

don't know what you're talking about. a shark did this. 🦈

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmdedit #ofmddaily #izzy hands #con o'neill #lucius spriggs #nathan foad #sprizzy #lucius x izzy #long post #this scene is. a nightmare. to color. #know that i do not agree with 'served me right too' but i will tuck into the meal nonetheless

[wolfythewitch]

The Tim lives (and serves the desolation) au concept is so painful because 1. He'd be so sexy but also 2. there is no way he and Jon would have been able to rekindle a friendship. An uneasy cohabitation maybe. Or even an unhealthy companionship formed from traumabonding and surviving 2 major traumas together. But I can't see them being in a healthy relationship (at least the time spanning from the unknowing up until the watcher's crown)

#i hate you but i miss you like a little kid #when i say unhealthy companionship i mean the desolation feeds on manifestations of pain and loss #and if tim served it #theres a very good chance he'd feed on jon and himself #tma

[astrolavas]

thinking about the... potential clawthorne woodcarving mentorship.

+ bonus cuz also thinking abt how if hunter ever met dell's palisman and got reminded of flapjack, he'd probably feel bad abt making that association cuz he knows what it's like to be seen only as someone's different version (even though the bird wouldn't mind much so lol)

#eda having that palistrom seed.. hunter saying he wants to learn how to carve palisman... his relation to clawthornes. it HAS to mean STH js #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #toh hunter #hahaa always thinking abt hunter growing a soft spot for palismen and loving creating and bringing them to life #but never being able to replace flapjack no matter how many palismen for other ppl he carves. I'M GONNA- #:((((( :/// #like he's not going to want to replace flapjack just like that rn. cuz he LOVES that bird. it's gonna be so hard for him to just.. Move On #and flapjack's a PART of him.. so very curious where they'll go with this because..... HM. HM like he serves as his disability aid almost #and he can't just REMAKE him. but he cannot also just.... ignore what happened straight away. but it's also important to heal #but whatever he decides to do i feel like he'd love to just............ create. whether it be for himself or others #BUT GAH. ANYWAY XKJSJSK wrote an essay abt this already don't need to write one in the tags TOO. so uh .. yea #little guy.. pls find happiness #my art #fanart #hunter #hunter noceda #hunter wittebane #eda #eda clawthorne #dell #dell clawthorne #dell's palisman #toh art #edalyn clawthorne #also like...... if flapjack and dell's palisman were caleb's and evelyn's palismen...... and knew each other........ #and while flapjack was waiting for his new person at the bat queen's cave dell's palisman was being passed down clawthorne generations #OUUHGHHHHGHHHH they were probably friends..... they Knew each other #what's up with you you mysterious yellow bird with eyebrows...... what's your story

[burr-ell]

yknow when ashton came to talk to percy they had a freshly sprouted, glowing magma arm; visible wounds and burns; and ripped-up tailored clothing, so i have to imagine when they started off the conversation "i just did something really stupid" percy had to restrain himself from the basic bitch comeback of "you don't say"

#ashton: i mean. you get the gist #percy who used to say he was fine while pissing smoke: there's a vibe here yeah #percy's more upset about the clothes. like yeah i want to 1-round you but that was a serve damn #percy de rolo #ashton greymoore #critical role

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"RIP Jonathan Harker but I'm different" really??? are you really though?

You, a new hire, loaded with student debt, upcoming wedding to pay for, been given a huge opportunity at work, employer paying all your travel costs. you're telling me that you, exploited corporate lackey that you are, you would actually be self-empowered enough to turn back last minute? after spending all that time and money traveling to the rich client's megamansion? because of what--BAD VIBES? how precisely the fuck do you plan on explaining that to your boss??? bitch your credit score can't AFFORD to avoid red flags, you're going into a possible life-or-death situation whether you like it or not, that's capitalism baby!!!

#dracula daily #tumblr reads dracula #as sympathetic as i am to Jonathan's plight it still sounds pretty cushy compared to literally any modern retail or service job #'oh you've been hired to serve a powerful bloodsucking inhumane monster' yeah that's called a megacorporation #consider this: dracula is a monster but he is also very VERY rich #society has excused worse for less #i mean yeah he's evil but he's not like. jeff bozos levels of evil #the real monster wasn't Dracula it was the unsafe working conditions we were forced to tolerate along the way

[stonerbellybabe]

whichever one of you reminded me mini powdered donuts exist has seriously fucked my waistline

#I mean to be fair it was fucked to begin with #but I have eaten almost this whole 5 serving bag of donuts today so #me #stonerbellybabe

[loveinstreams]

anyways. new personal holmes & watson ideal casting

#when I say ideal I mean I know david would play him slutty and michael would serve gay subtext #david tennant #michael sheen #david and michael #Sherlock Holmes #holmes x watson

[kthulhu42]

"B*tch and C*nt aren't misogynistic slurs, everybody uses them all the time!"

Okay hear me out: misogyny is also everywhere, all the time

#Also it may shock you but only a few decades ago white people used the N word *all the time* too and that CHANGED #radblr #radical feminism #feminism #sexism #Misogyny #I beg you to think about what the phrase “serving c*nt” means #Also the Aussies saying “we use c*nt all the time” really I've never heard it in a board meeting or at work #Probably because YOU KNOW ITS INAPPROPRIATE

[bulldog-butch]

i’ll be honest i think we put way too much emphasis on ragging on people for who they’re not attracted to or don’t wanna have sex with than just making sure people are treating people they’re not attracted too with the same level of decency and respect that they give to people they are into. like i think it’s very important to deconstruct why you might not be attracted to fat people, or masculine lesbians, or trans people, or people of races that are not your own, but at the end of the day our brains are weird as hell and we ultimately have very little control over who we end up attracted to. but what you do have control over is how you interact with and treat people that you’re not interested in. this is not even to mention that being attracted to a certain feature doesn’t even necessarily mean that you’re treating those people with respect!!!!

i can only speak to my own identities, but at the end of the day i don’t care if you’re not attracted to me because i’m fat or because i’m trans or because i’m masculine. what i do absolutely care about is that you recognize that just because i’m not your cup of tea, doesn’t mean those qualities are inherently unattractive and doesn’t make me any less deserving of respect and kindness

#anyways merry christmas #i’ve just had this thought jostling around for a long time #there are plenty of things i’m not attracted to but 1. that doesn’t mean i’m gonna go around talking about it because that serves no purpos #and 2. i’m not going to treat people differently just because i don’t think they’re attractive #it for some reason rubs me the wrong way when i see posts that are like ‘if you’re not attracted to fat or trans people than kill yourself’ #because hey guys guess what #if everyone was attracted to fat people fatphobia would still exist #bork bork!

[cloudpalettes]

some scones

#ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #scions of the seventh dawn #ffxiv scions #y'shtola rhul #urianger augurelt #thancred waters #alisaie leveilleur #alphinaud leveilleur #GUYS !!!!! I LOVE THEM !!!!!! #beloved scones #guess who just finished shadowbringers 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 #the trajectory of my life changed forever #i have many shb wips which means im still cooking !!!!!!!!! #will be served later lemme just absorb everything that happened #i cried btw #i need to release everything I've felt when i played the expac

[redthemarten]

Revenge.

#genshin impact #Wriothesley #Neuvillette #Wriolette #comic #doodles #my art #other things to come but since my friend's birthday happened to be exactly one month since last vibe check #I had to serve some more fluff #I mean Neuvillette would totally schedule a surprise vibe check one month prior #just to 1 hit KO Wrio

[cathodecreature]

this shoot of my pumpkin creature turned out too fashionable-looking for my taste but I feel bad about letting the pictures just rot away on my SD card. next time i'll roll around in the dirt a bunch first i think

#i mean. pumpkin eyething can serve a little. as a treat #artists on tumblr #mask #costume #art #paper mache #my OCs #body horror tw #scopophobia tw #trypophobia tw

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

“Poor Taylor, all she wanted to do was date a racist.” 🥺

Sorry, I can’t hear your “bitching and moaning” over the sounds of my country being bombed. Your complaints and laments over a bigoted man don’t mean anything next to the dead bodies of children in my home country that I’ve had to escape from.

Let’s get one thing clear: being racist is a bad thing.

Having to explain that to a fan base of mostly white people who are privileged is exhausting.

And hearing Taylor Swift call this a point of suffering for her is almost comical. I wonder how she would feel if she actually faced the dangers that people in the global south face on a daily basis.

#this is what I mean when I say being a swiftie from a minority background is exhausting #taylor swift #taylorswift #the tortured poets department #ttpd #matty healy #but daddy i love him #y’all honestly thought the billionaire white woman served #free palestine #palestine #free gaza #gaza #swifties #jack antonoff #save gaza #current events #down bad #guilty as sin? #white feminism #liberal feminism #feminism

[jammerspyjamass]

They’re the wine aunts

#art #hazbin hotel #radioapple #hazbin alastor #alastor #lucifer #hazbin lucifer #alastor x lucifer #copious ammounts of fluff #digital artist #my art #artists on tumblr #hazbin hotel fanart #hh fanart #hazbin fanart #theyre serving honestly #the music notes mean nothing #i cant speak piano #but theyre probably dancing to some jazz #ofc

[marzipanandminutiae]

in case people didn’t know this

the Met Gala funds the Met Costume Institute. meaning, basically, the Met’s clothing collection

from what I’ve read, it is the main source of funding for the Institute, which houses over 31,000 garments and accessories from the 17th century onwards

as for why the Costume Institute needs a separate fundraiser from the rest of this vast world-class museum with many high-profile donors...I have often wondered that myself. in the same breath as wondering why the Met has so few and sparse costume exhibits in any given year, and why some pieces on their collections website are outright misdated

but that’s the situation, so. that’s what the Met Gala is for. it’s not just rich people parading around in couture for fun. it keeps a huge museum collection of historical clothing preserved, so people can learn from and be inspired by those garments for years to come

(via ticket sales to the aforementioned rich people parading around in couture. and, in the case of guests who attend for free, the designers who make said couture and pay for tables for their celebrity models as publicity)

#met gala #does that mean you can't criticize it? hell no #but I just want people to know that it DOES serve a purpose